April 5th, 2013

Victory: Pilgrims Feel the Pain

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This is the latest PCS poster lamenting the fact full time “pilgrim” civil servants are being made to return to work:

“All reps including the 2 existing full time TUS officers will spend the majority of their time in line jobs with immediate effect… Banned from using DCLG facilities (emails, desks, the building etc) to issue information to members on national issues inlcuding key material on pensions and the Civil Service Management Code.”


You can read all Guido’s stories on Pilgrims here.


  1. 1
    Enough is Enough says:

    Rejoice, Rejoice.

  2. 2
    Ivor Biggan says:

    seconded twice

  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    Tiny violins for the pilgrims.

  4. 4
    WVM says:


  5. 5
    Ivor Bona says:

    seconded thrice

  6. 6
    V1le, vicious Labour ruined my Country says:

    Wonderful, well done Guido.

  7. 7

    Well done Guido

    Now can we start a campaign to audit postal votes before the next election

  8. 8
    Labour and the Unions Marketing strap says:

    Wisely spending your money so you don’t have to.

  9. 9
    Socialism is a severe mental illness says:

    “This unequivocal attack comes at a time when demands are increasing: .. increased pension contributions.”

    Oh no! The civil service scum are going to have to contribute more towards their gold-plated final-salary retire-at-55 pensions??

    Oh. Dear. How. Sad. My heart f*cking bleeds.

  10. 10
    Brian Paddick says:

    55 !!!


    Brian Paddick aged 54 and retired 2 years.

  11. 11
    Anonymous says:

    Oh deary me this means WORK !!!!!!!!!!!

  12. 12
    Dave Garthwaite says:

    Grand work Guido.

    Your campaigning here is leading to big savings for the public services as union stooges get back to the front line and proper duty.

  13. 13
    The Tories are HisTory says:

  14. 14
    Socialjizm says:

  15. 15

    Perhaps George and Dave, who were absolutely right to comment on the Philpott case re all the benefits he received,might like to comment on this too?

    Baroness Ashton will be paid £400,000 by the EU to do nothing


    I don’t see any difference, arguably she probably did more damaged to more EU citizens any way.

  16. 16
    yeah, right... says:

    “..have to spend the majority of their time on line jobs..’

    Those very jobs they are paid to do. Do these parasites have any idea how ridiculous they make themselves look?

  17. 17
    Out of Touch says:

    Not Sure I want Nursey Pilgrim to go back onto front line services, She’s probably forgotten how to take a pulse or temperature by now.

  18. 18
    Paniagua Solo says:

    She does have a point though. He isn’t slurring enough to be H@rry. In fact he sounds perfectly sober.

  19. 19
    Herman van Rumpboy says:

    Pilgrim ? What about this grim pig ????

  20. 20
    Democracy Now says:

    To abolish them, please.

    Never again should the High Street ward in Walthamstow be declared as having had a 125% turnout and no-one at the count bat even an eyelid

  21. 21
    Hargaret Modge, Labour MP and Hypocritical serial long term aggressive Tax Avoider + expenses thief says:

    Wonderful news. And ditto regarding the postal fraud votes. Let’s kick Labour fraudsters in the orchestra stalls.

  22. 22
    Paniagua Solo says:

    She is being paid to look like Zaphod Beeblebrox

  23. 23
    The Board of Governors of Plymouth Colony says:

    We Pilgrims had to work hard, that we might survive (the truth be known, harder than, perhaps, we needed to do had we befriended the savages earlier than we did, and learned some of their ways)– and we should like our 21st Century namesakes to share in the experience of hard toil to eke out one’s sustenance. ‘Tis an humbling and character-building exercise, to be sure.

  24. 24
    Britannia says:

    Baroness Ashton is just another anti-British traitor; taking the money and betraying her country.

  25. 25
    Hargaret Modge, Labour MP and Hypocritical serial long term aggressive Tax Avoider + expenses thief says:

    she was only a proctologists apprentice but she really got to race to the bottom of things.

  26. 26
    themanwithnonose says:

    Dreadful use of computer clip-art.

  27. 27
    Socialjizm says:

    Jane Pilgrim runs the Crescent Road commune. This is their entry in Diggers & Dreamers:

    We grow some of our own vegetables and encourage communal meals and events. We pay our rent collectively to a housing association.

    This is the best bit: Some of our members are key workers.
    :-D :-D


  28. 28
    Bazinga! says:

    It’s a total joke that the leftist scum think that there is no link between Philpott’s actions and a life on benefits. It’s also a joke to think that politicians should not be discussing it.

    Is Owen Jones suggesting that there should be no discussion over Policing when a Police officer is killed or over Iraq when we were fighting a losing war there?

    It’s a cheap trick from the left to try to close down debate on an area that the left think is their home territory.

    No one thinks that everyone who claims benefits is a scrounger but the point is ‘some’ people take the piss and exploit the system and the question is should that be allowed to happen.

  29. 29
    Neil Kinnock says:

    We’re Alright boyo

  30. 30
    Hampshire Hog says:

    walking past the ambulance station in bristol city centre , looked up to the control centre /office and what a surprise Unison flags adorning the walls !

  31. 31
    Jane Pig-grin says:


  32. 32
    Labour attack bot says:





    (please delete where not needed)

  33. 33
    Using tragic deaths hasn't stopped Owen says:

  34. 34
    Baron Von arsewipe says:

    This woman has a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle, has some just shoved a turd under her nose or what.

    Fucking waste of space, she is not worth 40 pence

  35. 35
    Duty Pedant says:

    Fixed for you

    Wisely spending your money so you don’t have to.

  36. 36
    Glenrothes Labour party says:

    Burn all the books!

  37. 37
    Labour says:

    Let’s all unite!

  38. 38
    Ed Miliband gives his reaction to Pilgrims news says:

  39. 39
    It's in their genes, ask the Miliband clan for details says:

    Could you name a socialist who, one way or another, was not a traitor?

  40. 40
    JH234023840239 says:

    My god, what sort of mong produced that.

    They probably spent all day on it, bless them.

    I do suspect they rather misjudge the public mood when it comes to this sort of thing.

  41. 41
    Owen Jones says:

    Oi! Osborne! No! Just because you’ve disabled the UK economy doesn’t mean you can use a disabled parking space http://tinyurl.com/d9ac3ua

  42. 42

    She could put the money towards getting her “Boat” fixed , although i feel it will only cover a small part of the cost

    Is she Margaret Beckett’s sister ?

  43. 43
    Red Ed's non-predator union bosses says:

    Every jobsworth is a key worker.

  44. 44
    neodsa says:

    Hold on a minute I thought this was about Govmt. employees .

  45. 45
    Ed Miliband says:

    Yes, burn the books! We never were any good at bookkeeping anyway.

  46. 46

    I would like to see the Government set up labour camps for claiments , where in return for 40 hours work , you get paid your benefits
    if you are late , you get docked , and if you are an awkward bastard and get yourself sacked , you would get nothing !

    No Show = No Dough

  47. 47
    Ed Miliband says:

    The plan to get me elected and Ed Balls into number 11 is progressing well, I see. You will be well rewarded when the time comes, Nigel.

  48. 48
    Spinal Damage says:

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

  49. 49
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

  50. 50
    Ed Miliband says:

    Actually, we did that. But we’re having a laugh trying to blame Osborne for the mess we created. At least I think that’s what we’re doing.

    I wish David had won the leadership contest.

  51. 51
    Lord Stansted says:


    Coed Hills Rural Artspace

    “Pronounced ‘coyd’, a Welsh word meaning “woods”, Coed Hills Rural Artspace is one of Wales’ leading centres for sustainable living and the creative arts. We aim to become a centre of education focused on nature, sustainability and traditional woodland skills and crafts ….. ”

    and so on .. and so on… The bottom line is best of all:

    “Please Note: Coed Hills Rural Artspace is closed to all visitors.”


  52. 52
    Fish says:


    Jones will be on Sky News at 5.30 to talk about ‘Cameron’s hi-jacking of the deaths of six kids for political purposes’


    NB: He would have been on earlier but his mummy said that he has to do his home work first

  53. 53
    Hammer House of Horror says:

    Have you ever seen Margaret “Prunceface” Beckett and Baroness Ashton in the same room, at the same time?

    I like to think they’re the same person. It’s uncomfortable to think there could be two horrific mingers out there. Three, if you count po-faced tax-dodger Hargaret Modge.

  54. 54
    damned impertinent questions says:

    Nice to see that even the Union acknowledges the status of these people – see the clown at the top left on the poster

    And this crappy design shows the overall skill levels of these committed union reps

  55. 55
    damned impertinent questions says:

    Dont you mean transgwenderist

  56. 56
    damned impertinent questions says:

    Worth it to get rid of her

  57. 57
    damned impertinent questions says:

    CAn you imagine lying on the bed, very ill then a face like that leers over at you telling you you are a dozy bed blocker and hurry up and die as she’s off at six, it’s her turn to make the bean casserole and empty the composting toilet down the squat tonight after which they are having a debate on the progress of socialism under the sexist, generderist, racists Tory Liberal Junta

  58. 58
    It's in their genes, ask the Miliband clan for details says:

    The economy was disabled by Bliar and McRuin, who borrowed the country into record debt, opened the floodgates to millions from the E Spew and third world and sold all our gold for a handful, of soon to be defunct, Euros. Way to go eh?

  59. 59
    John says:

    Well done Guido…

  60. 60
    Ex-Labour voter says:

    Here is a very good reason why your idea will not be considered by any government:

    *drum roll*

    Because it’s perfectly sensible and would be extremely popular.

  61. 61
    haribos, one of your five a day says:

    Oh dear Jimmy, your boys have taken a hell of a beating.

  62. 62
    Lord Stansted says:

    Equally gendered, surely.

  63. 63
    Lotus Freelance Graphics, circa 1989? says:

    I bet some union member spent at least a day on that flyer, and when finished they sat back and admired their work, perhaps wondering whether they should put in for a promotion on the grounds that their IT skills were second-to-none.

  64. 64
    Behold a Pale Horse says:

    that’s right, remove all restriction, all controls and all safety nets and YOU are just another animal down on the farm being kept busy, busy, busy while the soft kill is being applied to you . . . . no exceptions, you are either a useful expert of more likely a useful idiot . . . wake up

    First they came for the communists,
    and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a communist.

    Then they came for the socialists,
    and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a socialist.

    Then they came for the trade unionists,
    and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a trade unionist.

    Then they came for me,
    and there was no one left to speak for me.

    Martin Niemöller

  65. 65
    Britannia says:

    Can we have a campaign to abolish the Co-operative Party next please? Why should a retail and banking conglomerate be allowed to buy its own members of Parliament?

  66. 66
    EUSSR says:

    Nor us.

  67. 67
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

  68. 68
    single mother Michelle Obama, 'married' to a fag says:


  69. 69
    Britannia says:

    If the Labour Party don’t like discussing how the welfare state influences the death rate, how are we ever going to have a sensible debate on the killings in the NHS?

  70. 70
    Mr Frisky says:

    That is the worst designed poster I’ve ever seen. It’s abysmal. Maybe they need a bit more ‘facility time’ to come up with a more coherent layout.

  71. 71
    Sam from Witney says:


  72. 72
    The Public says:

    Do please go and have your hissy fit at someone else’s expense, public sector parasite.

  73. 73
    Man on Clapham Omnibus says:

    Hurray! Unbelievable that Labour or Unions could ever defend taxpayers paying for union reps to do THEIR organising, communicating, rabble rousing and other tasks on the time they are meant to be doing work for US, the population who pay for them.

    Can Guido now please lead a campaign on things like the following that effectively gerrymander the UK constituency as well:
    a) Immigration – we have 3m unemployed/not working – and had about the same come in over last 12 years – and another wave due from Romania/Bulgaria
    b) Boundary changes – let’s get these sorted and reverse the 3-6% electoral handicap the Tories have an establish some fairness again?
    c) The BBC – the Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation that bolsters the left.

  74. 74
    nellnewman says:

    I see the NUT, at the their conference the other day, voted to strike for a 35 hour week and for teachers to only spend 20 hours weekly teaching as otherwise they don’t have time to chat and go to the loo!!

    They are still up to their tricks!

  75. 75
    Enough is Enough says:

    By the way what happened to Jane Pilgrim, who revealed this whole sorry state of affairs. Will she figure in the next round of awards ? An MBE for services to the unions would be appropriate.

  76. 76
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  77. 77
    HenryV says:

    On another forum I have just been accused of being a bigot because I said non-jobs like equal opportunities should be scrapped to save money.

    Just thought I would share.

  78. 78
    Mrs. Ball-Scooper, TRIPLE FLIPPER says:

    Too far, too fast. Too far, too fast.

    P.S. Can you put the fine on exes ?

  79. 79
    Welfare Claimant & Mentalist says:

    A fruit pastille counts as your one a day. Stop feeding people misinformation.

  80. 80
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:


  81. 81
    Nurse Pigrlim says:

    Help! I’ve forgotten how to work. It WAS so long ago. Where can I get stress relief?

  82. 82
    Peterborian says:

    Just seen Harry Cole take on Owen Jones on Sky News.
    He made a better job of him than Guido did yesterday.

  83. 83
    Liam Byrne ( aka Baldemort ) says:


  84. 84
    Margaret Becket's double says:

    Now you’ve time for that urgently-needed face-lift honey chile.

  85. 85
    Nazi f &ag* got says:

    It is perfectly acceptable to have your human rights violated, to be mentally abused, bullied and exploited because you smoke roll ups. Perfectly acceptable!

  86. 86
    Mick Philthpott says:

    Go on the dole.

  87. 87

    My name is Hector Umunna !

    Welcome to my world!

  88. 88
    Wacist says:

    Any party that places the fatty Dianne Abbott as Shadow Minister of Public Health should be ignored.

  89. 89
    Dianne Abbot, Shadow Minister of Public Health (honest, she is!!!!!!!!!!!!!) says:

    A cheese and onion crisp counts as 2

  90. 90
    My pub landlord shouted "You're Bard" says:

    The Bard of Avon said your dad was in a regal non-job-sharing scheme, Part 1 and Part 2.
    Any comment?

  91. 91
    LordHallwilltakerevenge says:

    yes but the tories have made it up to the unions by accidentally (how?) appointing Lord “Red Star” Hall as Director General of the BBC. Mwa-ha, mwa-ha, mwa-hahahahahahahahahah say Labour!

  92. 92
    Gordon Quagmire says:

    biggoty, biggoty

  93. 93
    Isacc Hunt says:

    Piss off Jones you ignorant gobshite…

  94. 94
    Nurse Pigrlim says:

    Someone suggested dogging as they had seen the C4 TV programme last night. Should I get hold of a union poodle?

  95. 95
    Spinal Damage says:

    Well done Guido. It is about time these socialist parasites jogged on!

  96. 96
    In front or behind ? says:

    Guido, you should nave negotiated a fee

  97. 97
    Gordon (Pilgrim MP) says:

    Hope they don’t come for me.

  98. 98
    JH234023840239 says:

    Fookin superb.

    I wonder if Jane Pilgrim gets many dinner invitations these days.

  99. 99
    HenryV says:

    Guilty as charged m’lud.

  100. 100
    Joss Taskin says:

    Whatever happened to Harrison Umunna ??

    Did he become trash or a C-list wannabe ?

  101. 101
    Corgi Fitter says:

    Doggers & Dreamers. No thanks.

  102. 102
    HenryV says:

    Rochdale calling, Rochdale calling…….

  103. 103
    In front or behind ? says:


  104. 104
    Council tennant with a spare room says:

    oh dear, how sad, never mind!

  105. 105
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Isn’t this the worn out FUCKING OLD MANTRA ‘created by Niemoller’ as a piece of inverted of logic black propaganda – to gain sympathy for many of his dirty monied up ‘friends’?

  106. 106
    Gordon the medicated says:

    I have never heard of Sir James Crosby, Andy Hornby or Lord Stevenson.
    And I never made Sir James Crosby a non-executive director of the City regulator the Financial Services Authority (FSA), while he was still head of HBOS in a catastrophic conflict of interest.
    Neither did I arrange his knighthood. Lord Steven’s 1999 Life Peerage was nothing to do with me.
    I don’t know any of these men or their wives and families and I have no idea what they did for a living.

  107. 107
    what a plonker. says:

    It will take more than 400,000 euros to fix that boatrace.

  108. 108
    Ed Moribund says:

    Incredibly I appear to be on the wrong side of the welfare argument.

    erm..erm…erm…Millie Dowler ?

  109. 109
    Chuckie Egg says:

    I am a 48k platform game.

  110. 110
    what a plonker. says:

    Ed ,You are thinking again ,you will get another one of your headaches.

  111. 111
    Mrs Jones says:

    Oh not that old chestnut (Mare) again.

  112. 112

    That would also prevent overseas voters like me from voting UKIP.

  113. 113
    Jimmy says:

    Looks like another one of those Dave Gimmick policies which will actually cost more than it saves.

  114. 114
    Ed Moribund says:

    I think she means me, eh readers ?

  115. 115
    Jack Dromadary (no relation) says:

    Brian was never as funny as his Uncle Hugh.

  116. 116
    PC Dixon says:

    Well Done Guido – Result

  117. 117
    PC Dixon says:

    RESULT !!!

  118. 118
    Urinal attendant says:

    Fixed for you again.

    Wisely spending your money so you don’t have 20 p to pee.

  119. 119
    90million Americans Out Of Work, Capitalism Is Finished says:

    I just dreamt up a jolly good wheeze, can you claim disability benefit for mental and physical anguish due to going bald? I can’t go out in public in case I am discriminated against for being bald and it makes me self conscious.

  120. 120
    Sunny Jim says:

    Got the bastards. Well done, Guido

  121. 121

    Please tell me that youre going to keep this up! Its so good and so important. I cant wait to read more from you. I just feel like you know so much and know how to make people listen to what you have to say. This blog is just too cool to be missed. Great stuff, really. Please, PLEASE keep it up!

  122. 122
    Madness says:


  123. 123
    Baroness Scotland says:

    They can come for the communists, socialists and trade unionists and gas them for all I care

  124. 124
    DD says:

    Indeed, but ‘twould be for the greater good.

  125. 125
    Frank Gallagher says:

    It’s a living.

  126. 126
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote LibLabCon

  127. 127
    Behold a Pale Horse says:

    ain’t public sector either – away and enjoy your prison without bars

    you should enjoy the new marxist society that is being introduced by stealth – as a primer have a read of Rules for Radicals by Saul Alinsky and don’t take sides, educate yourself . . .

  128. 128
    Behold a Pale Horse says:

    most erudite – syas more about you than anything else could

  129. 129
    Nigel S says:

    And some more tax payer funding of course. Whatever became of all the money they got from GB? What can they have spent it on?

  130. 130
    Andrew says:

    Nice one, but I see the union can and you can’t spell INCLUDING!

  131. 131
    Union leaders are as bad as bosses says:

    Where’s the victory though?

    Any union member or lay rep knows full time union officials are the biggest bar to militancy, only rearing their heads to cut a stitch up over a cosy lunch with management or helping management to ‘manage change’.

    As has been demonstrated in recent years (in the BESNA dispute or the union blacklisting campaigns for example), the way for workers to defend their interests is to organise independently of their union bureaucracy.

    Union laws in this country defend the privileged position of the well-paid union officials. They discourage militant action because the union leaders and buraucrats fear the financial implications of disobeying a court order. The solution? Unions with little or no assets and horizontal structures.

    In this, every left wing trade unionist should applaud Huido’s campaign.

  132. 132
    Lucifer12345 says:

    What about the union parasites leeching funds off our local councils? Fancy a challenge?

  133. 133
    Gold Plated Pensioner says:

    And when the 0.1% guideline has been used up, and the employer needs (under the legislation) the Union to represent one of the frontline workers who is being bullied by a “Sir Humphrey” what’s going to happen?

  134. 134
    Bullshlt Baffles Brains says:

    @Schrödinger’s cat

    Not true.

    Postal votes for people who cannot get to a polling station on the day have always been available. So too have proxy votes.

    It’s postal votes on demand that have led to electoral fraud.

  135. 135
    Bullshlt Baffles Brains says:

    The nation owes Guido for sure.

  136. 136
    Beeboid One (new Opera version) says:

    Dear Ed.
    Don’t forget us. We have been bleating for days now about how this vile government favours the millionaires (like yourself and your brother) and only soto voce speak about the tax level being lowered for 24 million people.
    When you get into power we will raise the red flag over our new BBC HQ and fill the corridors with Bollinger.

  137. 137
    the savant 10.4 highway 69 revisited says:

    Oh God is that a real photograph of Jane Pilgrim ??

    II thought it had just been photoshopped and that neither face nor name actually existed .

    But i am obviously wrong . The undead live !! Armageddon approaches !

  138. 138
    the savant 10.4 highway 69 revisited says:

    The other side of the same coin surely .

    Was it not Neil ( now Lord ) Kinnock who when on the cusp of being voted Prime Minister back in the early Nineties was heard to shout to an acquaintance on coming out of a lift

    ” Watch your wallet !” ??

  139. 139
    the savant 10.4 highway 69 revisited says:

    It is plain all these political troughers should be keel hauled.

    And anyway which self serving group of cretins authorised tese employment/ severance packages in the first place?

    No doubt Barroso and Prodi and Santer and Delors and the many other self preserving jobsworths that have occupied these unelected offices since the time of Jean Monet.

  140. 140
    the savant 10.4 highway 69 revisited says:

    Do the red crosses over the darts on the poster indicate that finally aspiring Eric Bristows and putative Bobby Georges have been banned from pursuing their OCE dreams in public sector working time ??

  141. 141
    Socialism = starvartion says:

    Sing along now


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