April 5th, 2013

Balls Out in 2015

A name to remember for the run-up to a big 2015 dogfight: the Tories have selected Andrea Jenkyns to take on Ed Balls in Morley and Outwood. The seat was almost the scene of the biggest upset of 2010. Expect Jenkyns’ working class striver credentials to be pushed from now until election day, Jenkyns is a local, comp-educated candidate who runs her own business. Conveniently she says fixing the broken welfare system is her main priority. Balls has a majority of 1,101…


  1. 1
    Tory voter says:

    Is it a singing business?

  2. 2
    only one eye swivels says:

    Tories are screwed at the next election. As we march forward to a wonderful Socialist future

  3. 3
    Youthpasta says:

    Doubt they’ll get a swing big enough to do it, but if any Labour MP should be worried about their seat it’s Balls!

  4. 4
    The Right Honourable George Osborne Mp says:

    I think we’ve got a very clear message, a loud and clear message that Britain cannot let up in dealing with its debts, dealing with its problems, cannot let up in making sure that Britain can pay its way in the world.

  5. 5
    Balls Out? says:

    Balls licked!

  6. 6
    Tory voter says:

    Balls crushed.

  7. 7
    Economics For Dummies says:

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    Jim wedgbury says:

    Balls and milliband are completely on the wrong side of the welfare debate and their catastrophic miss reading of the public mood is going to lead to a poorer showing in the local elections than they expect but they will win in2015 and the IMF will impose huge cuts in public spending oct 2015 .
    I am afraid balls will survive in may

  9. 9
    sssh dont mention deficit says:

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    Yummy says:

    I vote for her legs.

  11. 11
    Ex-Labour voter says:

    You got the first part right.

  12. 12
    Andrea Jenkyns - County Councillor, Singer and Song Writer. says:


  13. 13
    Sceptical steve says:

    As an elector in the constituency of Morely and Outwood, I’m looking forward to seeing what Andrea has to offer, preferably when my wife is out.

  14. 14
    Time for a singing MP says:

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    Billy Bullshitter says:

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    Georgous George says:

    Do the mussies like wimmin candidates?

  17. 17
    Precarious Prole says:

    “UK diplomats in North Korea warned their safety cannot be guaranteed after 10 April”

    Looks like the maniac midget is going for a surprise attack!

  18. 18
    Sceptical steve says:

    As an elector in the constituency of Morley and Outwood, I’m looking forward to seeing what Andrea has to offer, preferably when my wife is out.

  19. 19
    UKIP.org says:

    Coo eee boys

  20. 20
    Time for a singing MP says:

  21. 21
    Time for a singing MP says:

    Playing to a very, ahem, enthusiastic audience.

  22. 22
    Silent Majority says:

    Good riddance to this house-flipping man who bullies colleagues and made hundreds of thousands of people out of work thanks to his reckless spending and debt crisis

  23. 23
    Tax Slave says:

    Where do we donate?

    I don’t mind backing a Tory – if the target for removal is Ed Balls.

    Mind you wouldn’t UKIP stand a better chance of ousting the b*stard?

  24. 24
    Lord Stansted says:

    Off-line for “maintenance”. You don’t have to go off-line to modify a web-site – even Bill Gates know that.

  25. 25
    Harrison Umunna says:

    I can sing too. You trash.

  26. 26
    Precarious Prole says:

    On here they believe the Tories will poll better in 2015 than 2010.
    You could call this blog ‘Narnia for delusionists.’

  27. 27
    New Town Toff, Edinburgh says:

    Even if Balls loses, Labour will only move up some old duffer of an MP up the Lords and parachute Balls into his seat.

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  29. 29
    Precarious Prole says:

    Yes we know

  30. 30
    Labour is off its Ed says:

    Don’t worry S.M. The BBC will offer him full time employment as their economics/political whallah, at triple his present salary!

  31. 31
    Precarious Prole says:

    A bit broad about the beam…

  32. 32
    Ed Balls says:

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    Old Nick says:

    Galling though it might be to lose an effective minion, I confess I would stay up till hell freezes over to see Balls defenestrated.

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    Doubt it Tax Slave. I honestly think UKRAP will go down like a lead zepplin at the next election.

  35. 35
    Precarious Prole says:

    Maybe that’s what ‘offline for maintenance’ means.

  36. 36
    Stepford Candidate says:

    SHE is offline for maintenance.

  37. 37
    Double standards says:

    Osborne is slammed for mistakenly parking in a disabled space. Umunna gets away with deliberately and intentionally calling Londoners trash.

  38. 38
    Harrison Umunna says:

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    Working hard with my iPad says:

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    Car Parks Are For More These Days says:

    Yes she’d leave a dent on the car bonnet.

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    Yvette says:

    I do hope he gets voted out. He invites the most dreadful people round for supper. Ed, Ken, Len, Bob and Chukka. Simply too awful for words they it around droning on and on about how it’s going to be on Number 10. And little Owen, he does my washing up. I can’t wait till he’s old enough for me to have his cherry!

  42. 42
    Breaking news says:

    Are N Korea genuinely seeking a global conflict or is this just sabre rattling?

    The Foreign Office says it has been warned by North Korea that the safety of British diplomats cannot be guaranteed after 10 April in the event of conflict.

  43. 43
    H.Hemmelig says:

    Wonderful though the thought is, there’s no chance of Balls losing his seat in 2015.

  44. 44
    Paniagua Solo says:

    Is that the ‘smoking’ room?

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    yeah, right... says:

    Good luck to the girl. It’s not just Balls she has to beat though, it’s all those postal votes…

  46. 46
    yeah, right... says:

    Where have I seen that ‘I’m really pleased with myself’ look before?

    Oh yes, Chris Huhne.

  47. 47
    yeah, right... says:

    Doubt it; Ed will be only too pleased to see the back of Gordon Jr. Has Balls is too disliked among the PLP to cause meaningful trouble on the back benches.

  48. 48
    Adolf Schicklegruber says:

    Balls will have outsourced the postal vote completion to Islamabad

  49. 49
    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    He seems to naturally have one arm in the air. Maybe it’s the memory of his fancy dress evening?

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    Thomas Cook says:

    Good time for a ‘jolly’ for Bliar, Brown, Two Balls, Two Jags, Millipede x 2, etc. This unique trip to N Korea will be generously funded by the populace at large and will allow the aforesaid politicians to reap the rewards due to them. The trip will start on 11th April.

  51. 51
    Gonads says:

    The thought of his seat losing its Balls is more attractive.

  52. 52
    Black Mask says:

    If only all of parliament had just one neck.

  53. 53
    Khoklovskairvlin says:

    If the swing against Balls had been the same as in adjacent seats, such as his wife’s, he would have lost.

    Balls is a scumbag but also looks safe.

    Jenkyns is pissing in the wind if she thinks she could win this.

    Balls will have a majority of around 7K at the next GE.

  54. 54
    Tomtom says:

    Did you mean Islamabradford?

  55. 55
    Harrison Umunna says:

    But look how the Right treat Harrison with humour and wit. If a Tory MP had done the same the BBC would have run with it 24/7 with a procession of Lefty MPs in their studio screaming and wailing at how disgraceful this was and the MP should be sacked immediately.

  56. 56
    Car Parks Are For More These Days says:

    What a f_cking twat! Is this the face of the People’s Party? Jesus it’s worse than having Dave and George the George & Gilbert Twins as the face of the party of aspiration! We are f_cked!

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    what a plonker. says:

    Ed Balls really is a first class tosser.

  58. 58
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    I’d take a swing at Balls…with a baseball bat…something you couls never tire of.

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    Langley Has Got You On Camera 24/7 says:

    Good then he’ll find out that the mild buzzing noise that has been following him around for the past few weeks is not tinnitus, but a f_cking drone strike. We’ll decapitate the entire elite in 4 hours. Should prove a worrying example to others.

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    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    All together now…
    Heeeeeee’s a wanker, he’s a wanker…!!

  61. 61
    Sir Barrington Minge says:

    No only 72 virgins and dogs

  62. 62
    UKIP is Miliband's Trojan Horse says:

    Neigh, neigh and thrice neigh!

  63. 63
    Vote UKIP says:

    The revolution is coming no matter what the political elite try and do to stop it.

  64. 64
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Does she believe in bringing back hanging and hanging people in public from cranes?

  65. 65
    Tom Watson's neck says:

    I think you’ll find that I’m almost as big as everyone else’s necks put together.

  66. 66
    YorkshireLad says:

    And the bet of luck to Ms Jenkyns.
    Just look at the state of us after the Oxford PPE graduates have been let loose

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    fargo-666 says:

    How cheap are the production values here?! What clown thought that those scruffy Millets specials clodhopper boots would look good with No.2 dress?! Spoils what is otherwise a contender for best song/video of the year…

  68. 68
    Shooty* says:

    Uh Oh! Ed had better ship in some postal voters from south Birmingham.

  69. 69

    We should get her to start with a Police audit of the postal votes

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    WPCs wobble and they sometimes fall down says:

    Balls to the wall?

  71. 71
    Chukka Moneyatit says:

    I really fancy myself as the next Obama.

  72. 72
    The Deng Factor says:

    Please make the start on the 9th so we can ensure they do not survive and we can avoid their fallout.

  73. 73
    Wyle Cop says:

    Offline for servicing…?

  74. 74

    Oh Dear , oh dear , oh dear ! Another one of Daves chums who doesn’t know the rules !
    But having said that , i would rather have the slightly more palatable Robert Mugabe or even Kim Jong Un than the vile odious liar Balls

  75. 75

    Forgot to add my link !


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    Airey Belvoir says:

    When Dave came out with his ludicrous suggestion that North Korea is a current nuclear threat to the British Isles, I was put in mind of Tony Blair and his equally ludicrous claim that we were 45 minutes from being attacked by Iraq with WMD’s. An insult to our intelligence, scaremongering, contemptible.

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    Riparian says:

    She’s a religious nutjob who wants to ban drinking in public – that won’t go down too well in Leeds.

  78. 78
    Jimmy says:

    This Andrea Jenkyns? The one booted off Lincs. Council for breaking election law?


    As for “local”, I suppose it’s all north of Watford isn’t it?

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Who is the bird in the picture? Boaz.

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    greenpixie says:

    she’d leave a dent on a snooker table

  81. 81
    Jimmy says:

    This is why they hate the west.

  82. 82
    londoncalling999 says:

    I think if he loses his seat there’s only one place he’ll go … Are you sure you’re ready for Lord Balls?

  83. 83
    New Statsman says:

    “On here they believe….”

    Can’t you fucking lefties utter one single fucking sentence without a fucking lie in it?

  84. 84
    Peter from Preston says:

    I hope Adrea (if she is media savvy) reads this.

    It’s simple. For the next two years concentrate on the POSTAL VOTES. Get the good people of Morley to commit to you on the postal votes and do nothing else.

    That’s how our friend from Normanton won last time.

    Over and out

  85. 85
    Motty says:

    Balls overdoing the goosestep

    he’ll bend over backwards for a second home

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    Ahl Getmikote says:


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    Anonymous says:

    George Osbornes driver parked in the disabled space, which was empty.

  88. 88

    see post directly above it’s only been there an hour !

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    Charles Kennedy says:

    Who sits drinking in the street anyway apart from alkies and scummers.

  90. 90
    EdButLookBalls says:

    Why have Al-Beeba stifled debate on the Philpott Welfare issue. It has disappeared off the airwaves completely counter to a DC and Rebekkah or a Sun hack!!!???

    Is it the fact that they alongside their paymasters Liebour are on the wrong side of public opinion?

  91. 91

    I hope that drunk that wandered on to the stage swaying about , got a good kicking from the bounces afterwards
    For prolonging the agony

  92. 92
    David Miliband says:

    Look at his arm salute! We can’t have that in football..I resign!

  93. 93
    Terrytory says:

    Pillock! Try reading the story. Not her fault, Council Executive apologises, and says it was the council’s fault for advising her incorrectly.

  94. 94
    Tessa says:

    Ooh Sir Minge, you really know how to put it into words. I could …. you!

  95. 95
    Ed Balls says:

    Only if I was on top

  96. 96
    JH574276432 says:

    What’s your excuse?

  97. 97
    Jimmy says:

    Would that be the Tory controlled Council by any chance?

    Obviously not running for the Council you work for is such a grey area.

  98. 98
    Jimmy says:

    Tory Council apologises to Tory candidate for not pointing you can’t run for a council which employs you?

    Fancy that.

    One for the A list there.

  99. 99
    George says:

    Balls kicked to touch.

  100. 100
    Voting UKIP says:

    Here in East Herts we are hoping to build 17,000 new houses for all our comrades from the EUSSR who want to settle in the UK. Good isn’t it.

  101. 101
    Archie says:

    Who’s Brill O’Pad canvassing for, Jeremy Clarkson?

  102. 102
    Archie says:

    I would!

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