April 4th, 2013

CCHQ Say Sorry Over Porn Blunder

After directing thousands of tweeters to an adult website and thoroughly ruining one of their own MPs’ Wednesday mornings, CCHQ have formally apologised to Rob Wilson over that link:

“Our apologies to Rob Wilson for our mistake in passing him a shortened link with the last character missing resulting in a quite different website to the one intended being linked from the tweet.”

An innocent explanation after all…


196 Comments

  1. 1
    Sarah says:

    No wonder Labour are so defensive of Philpott – the children he created as welfare cashcows then killed in his pursuit of more taxpayer cash were products of Labours welfare for all policy.

  2. 2
    Jimmy says:

    Over 24 hours to think of something and that was the best they could come up with?

  3. 3
    Jimmy says:

    He kills six children but his biggest crime was signing on?

    Righties are wierd.

  4. 4
    ABOLISH BENEFITS for PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER WORKED says:

    Yes a major loss to the Labour party , 6 guaranteed Labour voters lost
    but hey , hundreds of thousands more to go at

  5. 5
    Mr Sleezi says:

    I wish to apologise to all our friends and customers who wished to view some good wholesome p0rn but found themselves diverted to a sicko political website. While we understand that some deviant individuals crave this kind of material, we regret the offence it has caused to right-thinking Onanists.

  6. 6
    Sir William Wade says:

    See above – not what s/he said.

    Your straw man has fallen over.

  7. 7
    Juror No 7. says:

    Massive increase in UK Aid to Pakistan next year.

    “Pakistan had a lower-than-average tax take, with only 0.57% of Pakistanis – 768,000 individuals ”

    Will the likes of Jones complain- of course not.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-22017091

  8. 8
    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    Nothing to. See. Here. Both. Visually. And. Metaphorically. .

    Move on .

  9. 9
    Jimmy says:

    Is there any other kind?

  10. 10
    Whips office says:

    Anyone want a copy of ‘Sally does Dallas? ‘

  11. 11
    Jimmy says:

    “You were and remain the centre of your world and it is plain that you require everyone in your life, but particularly the women, to make sure that you remain at the centre of their world. Your needs and desires took precedence over everything, everyone else, including your children…

    …Your guiding principle is what Mick Philpott wants he gets. You have no moral compass.”

    [thirlwall j]

    Clearly a Tory.

  12. 12
    Precarious Prole (before today known as P l e b) says:

    “More than 175,000 UK companies have offshore directors”

    Tax avoidance on an industrial scale. So there you go George and Beaker – let’s round the fuckers up.

    Morally repugnant I’d call it.

  13. 13
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Who put the apology in the public domain?

  14. 14
    The left hive mind says:

    It was (delete as appropriate) unemployment, Starbucks, America, Thatcher, the police, Sky Tv, racism, air travel, men, Pinochet or not enough windmills or too many bankers that caused (add in latest news story) this tragedy .

  15. 15
    JH903458340958234 says:

    Considering the rocket-fuelled histrionics exhibited by the various branches of the left when it so much as looks like they are not going to get what they want (any more), that’s an optimistic shot.

  16. 16
    Len McCluskey says:

    I would have chosen snow on the line.

  17. 17
    Bazinga! says:

    Wrong Jimmy. Philpott killed those children out of greed, the man was as thick as Gordon Brown. Philpott had never worked a day in his life, he had no love for those children other than them being a meal ticket.

    Had e not had the endless free handouts most of those children would ever have been born, which is a much better story than the ine we ave now.

  18. 18
    JH903458340958234 says:

    I bet you’re touching yourself at the prospect of the brave, noble Dear Leader of Socialist North Korea giving the evil capitalist imperialist westerners a bloody nose, eh little Jimmy?

  19. 19

    Some whistle blower…

  20. 20
    anon says:

    Jimmy thinks with his prick which is just the same as Phillppott.

  21. 21
    BBC News Editor says:

    We use a similar system. During a labour government, our stories are typically something like “The government has announced X. This policy will be brilliant.”

    When the same old Tories inexplicably gain power, the equivalent report would be worded “The government has defended plans to X. Labour says… (cue 10 minutes of soft soap with Ed Balls)”.

    I can’t believe we get away with it sometimes. But we do. So fuck ‘em.

  22. 22
    Rt. Hon Gideon Wallpaper MP says:

    Works for me.

  23. 23

    Your argument is sheer sophistry, Jimmy. It was better left unsaid as it only demeans your ethical base.

    You could have made an absolute fortune in the legal profession, though, had you turned your mind to it.

  24. 24
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Of course there are, you for a start.

  25. 25
    Jimmy says:

    Hardly. Appeasing dictators is more a rightie thing.

  26. 26
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    How come all these third world shitholes are our responsibility and not the elected governments of said shitholes?

  27. 27
    C4 Scum says:

    Pathetic!

  28. 28
    The Observer says:

    You like snow Gideon?

  29. 29
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    I call government legalised theft and waste immoral myself.

    Anyone who can, should starve the grasping, looting political class until they show taxpayers some respect and start to understand, they are the servants, not the masters.

  30. 30
    Sarah says:

    Without Labours policy of creating welfare junkies at home to justify their open door immigration policy Philpott would not have had the opportunity to carry on breeding beyond earning potential in the jobs market.

    He had 17 children because it paid well.

    He would need an income before tax of £90k a year to support his family himself to match his welfare funded lifestyle.

    Twist anyway you want Jimmy, the facts are clear. This monster was created by the last Labour Governments welfare for all policy.

  31. 31
    The Observer says:

    That Korean dictator is a bit like a medieval Norman king, absolute power over his subjects, boy it must have been a terrible time to live.

  32. 32
    Sarah says:

    Really? Google search not in your skill set?

  33. 33
    ABOLISH BENEFITS for PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER WORKED says:

    Jimmy = yet another Philpott Bitch

  34. 34
    Jimmy says:

    You are quite wrong here my contingent feline friend. It is the attempt to link two entirely unrelated activities (homicide and claiming benefits) for political point scoring which lacks rigour. If, as is argued, Philpott’s only motive for having children was the benefits that came with them then of course logically this is a disincentive, rather than incentive, to bumping them off.

  35. 35
    ABOLISH BENEFITS for PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER WORKED says:

    or wrong type of leaves

  36. 36
    phwoarrr says:

    I’m touching myself over this hot babe. She’s still sounds as good as she did on Its no Game on tBowie’s Scary Monsters album.

  37. 37
    Miss Direction says:

    Any one who has violated or violates MY privacy rights without MY consent or MY knowledge in an attempt to manipulate or control me in anyway whatsoever will be reported to police. I will seek an apology, compensation and assurances that I will never be subjected to that appalling exploitive and, disgusting form of bullying ever again.

  38. 38
    Jimmy says:

    You must have been devastated when you found out Philpott was white.

  39. 39
    Brown out and pay me damages. says:

    Vile attempt to undermine people’s right to dignity.

  40. 40
    Ctesibius says:

    But it’s not us ‘Tories’ who linked it – it was Philpot himself. Try to keep up.

  41. 41
    Ctesibius says:

    ‘is’, Jimmy

  42. 42
    Sarah says:

    I see.

    So I am a racist for presenting you with uncomfortable truths about the direct results of the welfare policy of the last Labour Government?

    Please feel free to present a counter argument addressing my post.

    Reverting to leftoid type & accusing me of racism to close down the debate does not work anymore Jimmy – you know that.

    Address the post.

  43. 43
    Bazinga! says:

    The left wing media trying to stitch up George Osborne (BBC and C4 news) by claiming HE raised the issue over Philpott. Osborne was asked by a journalist to comment on the Daily Mail front page, probably from the BBC.

    But once again the left find themselves on the wrong side of public opinion.

  44. 44
    Ctesibius says:

    But Jimmy, he is not a Dictator. He is simply the elected leader of a workers’ socialist state.

  45. 45
    Love the smell of burning rubber says:

    Perhaps it was a French letter that was missing?

  46. 46
    DD says:

    Weak and tired retort Jimmy – super weak in fact.

  47. 47
    Bazinga! says:

    Owen Jones wanking on again on C4 news. Change the tune Jones, the current one is boring.

  48. 48
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    >>>>N.Korea opens soft drink production “Kooky Kola”>>but with small cl bottle size make N.Korean man look BIG and SEXY. says spokesman U flung dat ?

  49. 49
    the politics of envy says:

    Er, he meat to rescue his cash cows but the fire went out of control you fucking lefty div, Jimmy.

  50. 50
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Right arm didn’t know what the left arm was doing.

  51. 51
    Jimmy says:

    The most insightful comment on Asian geopolitics since Thatcher’s “Reasonable Khmer Rouge” interview.

  52. 52
    little wonder the country has been fucked after every labour government says:

    “You must have been devastated when you found out Philpott was white.”

    Are you up for £60,000 pa just for shagging a few women and fathering a football team? Come to socialist paradise Britain!”

    Are you off your fucking rocker Jimmy? Oops sorry, I forgot.

  53. 53
    Jimmy says:

    First of all Sarah this isn’t personal to you, it applies to 90% of the mouthbreathers here (there are honourable exceptions, you know who you are). You spout half digested tabloid cliches like “welfare junkies” and “open door immigration” you picked up from the Daily Mail as if they meant something. You manage to take a story about an EDL type knuckle dragger killing his kids and try to make it about immigrants. If you had an original thought it would die of loneliness. If you want a better response then earn it. Otherwise I’m just going to make fun of you.

  54. 54
    JH39428039285342 says:

    That has GOT to be Jimmy’s missus.

    No wonder he is always on here, we offer light relief.

  55. 55
    nellnewman says:

    Well in a a way it’s good.

    Labour have lost the argument over benefits and their arguments against cuts , like owen’s, have become increasingly silly and shrill.

    At least we know if labour get into no 10 in 2015 they intend to go back to big welfare payments , big taxes and spending more than we earn in order to repeat their disastrous mistakes of the 13 years of terror 1997-2010. No change there then!

  56. 56
    little wonder the country has been fucked after every labour government says:

    Philpott staged a fire to regain custody of his kids with an ex partner to restore the £1000 a month he had lost for doing fuck all. FACT, and proven by a court of law.

    Now do one.

  57. 57
    Anonymous says:

    God what a useless ignorant twat that jimmy is.

  58. 58
    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    You are quite wrong here my contingent feline friend. It is the attempt to link two entirely unrelated activities (homicide and removing money from banks) for political point scoring which lacks rigour. If, as is argued, Kray’s only motive for his line of work was the benefits that came with them then of course logically this is a disincentive, rather than incentive, to bumping them off.

  59. 59
    M102 says:

    Why is Jimmy spinning so hard on this subject?

  60. 60
    Confused says:

    No. Righties are wired.

  61. 61
    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    WAAYYCCIIST is what tribal monkey shouts when he’s lost the argument.

    You just have to learn the language of the mentally ill.

  62. 62
    JH39428039285342 says:

    Because it gives left wingers a cosy sense of moral superiority to throw other people’s money at their protected species and pet projects.

    No. Other. Reason.

  63. 63
    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    Because the left are losing so badly.

    Argument on subsidising spare rooms for the shirking classes lost.
    then mega-loss trying to defend the evil caused by their dysgenic policies.

  64. 64
    Jimmy says:

    Impressed as I am obviously by the use of the word “fact” in capitals as a rhetorical gambit, same applies to you.

  65. 65
    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    I’m surprised! North Korea has a regal socialist regime.

    I’d have thought as a tribal monkey supporting the dromey and straw party you’d have seen the wisdom of nepotistic marxism.

  66. 66
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Oh, Jeez Louise, Cat, whydon’tcha wind up a certain regular poster who holds, shall we say, unconventional views on certain matters, with an oblique reference like that one…

  67. 67
  68. 68
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Labour would do a Cyprus and give it to the benefit scroungers. You can just see it happening.

  69. 69
    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    Leftist moral and intellectual inversion
    Work shy immigrants Good.
    Foreign Wealth creators Bad.

    Insanity must be a synonym of marxism.

  70. 70
    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    All thanks to threatening 100 of thousands of people a year with state kidnap!

    Jail threats for unwanted channels is much more moral than subscription.

  71. 71
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    How is it a non-entity and un-elected Owen Jones is getting so much air time. Who is pushing his agenda, and why are the media going along with it.

  72. 72
    Anonymous says:

    Jimmy and his comrades lost the argument when the Berlin Wall was knocked down and all those poor people could escape the socialist distopia that had ruined a couple of generations. They’re just too thick to have realised it yet.

  73. 73
    little wonder the country has been fucked after every labour government says:

    Er, but you lost the argument Jimmy, so it’s you who should fuck off.

  74. 74
    Resident of 96.99% white Merseyside says:

    He’s younger than we are and better looking than we are (as Barbara Stanwyck once said of Marilyn Monroe).

  75. 75
    Resident of 96.99% white Merseyside says:

    Notice that these families on benefits with loads of kids are always white.
    If it continues then no chance whites will become a minority. Strange the lefties haven’t noticed this and the righties criticize them.

  76. 76
    A Nice Pair of Knockers says:

    I prefer sun on the line. Makes the rails nice an curvy!

  77. 77
    The late Hugo Chavez says:

    .

  78. 78
    Anonymous says:

    And he’s gay, always a big plus in metro media land.

  79. 79
    Owen Jones says:

    Guido,whiskey in your bovril?

  80. 80
    A Nice Pair of Knockers says:

    Have not finished with ‘Donkey Brain Dave Does U Turns’ yet.

  81. 81
    Owen Jones says:

    Long live the revolution!

  82. 82
  83. 83
    Local Shop says:

  84. 84
  85. 85
    Owen Loves Doing Ed's Dirty Work says:

    There clearly is a major leftie campaign underway to close down any discussion of the welfare system, its abuses and consequences. Having no argument, it’s all about the usual name calling and character assassination of anyone who dares to suggest the benefits culture needs looking at in the light of the abuses and manipulation seen in many cases – including the admittedly extreme case of Philpott and his cash cow children.

  86. 86
    Abu Qatada says:

    They need to wear a burka then this wouldn’t happen so much.

  87. 87
    young Shep says:

    What about an Emo (?) with a hoody.

  88. 88
    Labour party activist says:

    Well for goodness sake we don’t want them working do we, they may start looking at how much tax they’re paying and start voting for the Tories.

  89. 89
    Tessa Tickles says:

    “why are the media going along with it”

    Because he’s cheap?

  90. 90
    Abu Qatada says:

    Not good enough, we need their clitirous chopped off at birth too.

    Insha’Allah!

  91. 91
    BBC Producer says:

    No our Owen is never cheap, its because he has a fabulous chocolate starfish darling…

  92. 92
    young Shep says:

    What about an Emu?.

  93. 93
    Gideon says:

    Prefer a line to be honest.

  94. 94
    100,000 dead Iraqi civilians says:

    Hello Jimmy :)

  95. 95
    Labour's supporters are subhuman cretins says:

    No, we don’t want them working. Honestly. If you ran a company, would you want the likes of Philpott ‘working’ for you?

    “Mick, mate, you’re 3 hours late for work again, why is that?”
    “Eeeh, space aliens poured petrol through me letter box and blocked me drive with their flying saucer.”
    “That’s great, Mick, uhm, you wouldn’t know where half the stock in the store room’s gone, would you?”
    “Eeeeh, I don’t know nothing about nothing I don’t.”
    “Mick, it’s all listed on your eBay account as £10 or best offer.”
    “Eeeh, it was me ex-wife.”
    “Mick, our best customer’s just complained that you told him to fuck off and die, is that true?”
    “Eeeeh, well he had it coming and so he did but I didn’t say nothing.”

    etc etc.

  96. 96
    100,000 dead Iraqi civilians says:

    It’s all Fatcher’s fault.

  97. 97
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Why you don’t men me do you Takin de pee?

    I refer to the comment in box 1 above – which I didn’t make but which has a certain similarity to me being smeared … this comment by:-

    Sarah says:
    April 4, 2013 at 7:11 pm
    I see.

    So I am a racist for presenting you with uncomfortable truths about the direct results of the welfare policy of the last Labour Government?

    Please feel free to present a counter argument addressing my post.

    Reverting to leftoid type & accusing me of racism to close down the debate does not work anymore Jimmy – you know that.

    Address the post.

    BW continues – So there you go – when you lose your rag (revert to smearing) you lose your argument. Ho Hum! Flattered yet again …?

  98. 98
    Sir William may I ask says:

    ‘Your straw man has fallen over.’
    Do you mean druggie Will, son of that pity-me-I-get-depressed Jack?

  99. 99
    Jimmy & Co says:

  100. 100
    BBC Producer says:

    Cheeky ;)

  101. 101
    Fish says:

    Meanwhile, over at Guardian Towers, it’s all hands on deck removing any references that posters have made about GMGs alleged offshoring of their assets in the Caribbean. This in responses to their expose, today, of people and organisations that offshore their assets in the Caribbean!

    My questions have been removed three times now, having broken their house rules (Rule 1: We are socialists and if we want to be hypocrites we can be (it’s in our DNA)).

    Should I try again ? Or will they send Polly round?

  102. 102
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I see Kelvin’s got a new gig pimping for the zioloons then…?

  103. 103
    Abu Qatada says:

    But Emu’s aren’t native to the Islamic Republic of Britain?

    What trickery is this?

  104. 104
    Fingers says:

    I suggest you stop wasting your time and find a hobby, may be knitting fog?

  105. 105
    Line in the sand says:

    They’ve must have all been given the nod from their great dear leader.

  106. 106
    Owen Jones says:

    God forbid!

  107. 107
    Abu Qatada says:

    Insha’Allah!

  108. 108
    Sarah says:

    Jimmy – I am still waiting for a coherent rebuttal of my post.

    I take it you accept, deep down, you know I am right.

    Labours welfare policies to enslave British citizens in order to support their insane open door immigration policies created that monster who killed his kids to get more welfare.

    Those kids were conceived & bought into this world to maximise welfare payments to that monster.

    I bet he was very grateful come election time to Labour.

    Go on, call me a racist again to avoid debate and facing the truth about your fanaticism & hatred of Britain. It is what you do – it is all you leftoids do.

  109. 109
    young Shep says:

    No trickery, they are an under represented ethic bird minority, see my charity web site… Dodo (don’t let it happen to you).

  110. 110
    Anonymous says:

  111. 111
    Edith Milliband says:

    Well, it looks like all the leftwing fans of Owen jones have buggered off, including Steve”Coward” Brinkley…that just leaves Jimmy and the dickhead formerley monikered as pleb….they should be viewed as part of the furniture….

  112. 112
    Edith Milliband says:

    It’s OJ in drag

  113. 113
    Edith Milliband says:

    Is there a “I’m a LibDem, I’ll do anybody”?

  114. 114
    young Shep says:

    Too subtle for American audiences, and ours for that matter.

  115. 115

    I have found this case so grotesque that until the above, I had steered clear even of commenting upon it.

    You claim …two entirely unrelated activities…

    Wrong.

    The sustainability of his unwillingness to restrict his reproductive tendencies was only made possible because of the benefits system. That was the case before he murdered them and you cannot argue with that with any degree of honesty.

    The man is a psychopath, that is abundantly clear from his earlier conviction.

    The benefits system has therefore enabled a man to produce and maintain children which, at some point and for some reason unknown to you or me, he chose to expunge in the most callous and frightful way imaginable.

    There is no way in which this can be spun in any other way than a damning indictment of a system which has allowed this situation to occur.

    I fully endorse Sir William Waad’s straw man charge, which I had not seen at the time of posting my remark some time later.

  116. 116

    Can’t I simply indulge in some innocent sardonic metaphor?

    Oh dear. It appears not… :-)

  117. 117
    Jimmy Soville says:

    I can be a “LibDem” lf I can do anybody under sixteen!

  118. 118
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    I saved the World…

  119. 119
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    Leave Mick Filthpott alone….

  120. 120
    CYNICAL OLD MAN says:

    Jimmy, I spent thirty years dealing with people like Phillpot. I’ve met hundreds like him in my time – dropping kids out to get more child benefit, demanding larger houses to accommodate them, finessing the system to obtain maximum taxpayer funded income, laughing at those who work for a living, etc. Yes, some of them even set fire to their homes in the hope of obtaining a bigger house. Phillpot isn’t an isolated case. I even kinow one of our local Labour Councillors who has spent a lifetime on disability benefits, waving £10.00 notes around at people in the local club and saying they are mugs for working. Supposedly severley disabled but spent every summer working as a chalet cleaner at Butlin’s in Skegness. Too disabled to work (officially) but able enough to become a Labour Councillor without it affecting his Benefits. He’s been dropped a number of time to the social but he’s managed, somehow, to get away with it to this day.

    Jimmy, you are either lying through your back teeth or need to get out more.

  121. 121
    Jimmy says:

    “The benefits system has therefore enabled a man to produce and maintain children”

    Is this about where babies come from? It’s a long time since I had that talk but I don’t remember giros being a biological requirement.

    Of course were your theory correct, men (and I use the term advisedly here) like Philpott would not be sowing their seed so liberally in non-welfare states. The evidence is against you there.

  122. 122
    Global Warming says:

    We need more wind turbines and more solar panels and more green levy on electricity and gas bills to pay for it all.

    http://tinyurl.com/bp3yx69

  123. 123
    Graham (Shirt Lifter) Norton says:

    I love to drink from used french letters.

  124. 124
    Graham (Shirt Lifter) Norton says:

    And I have been there.

  125. 125
    old ram says:

    Speak for yourself.

  126. 126
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    BW: You’re more than welcome to your views, some of which I may share and some I don’t; my point was that, although I may use a particular moniker, SC is probably more notorious for his taking of the piss out of many other posters, and I actually thought he was using one of my postings, which had absolutely nothing to do with you, to get in a dig at you, BW, which I didn’t think was quite cricket. You and I certainly don’t see eye-to-eye on “who’s behind everything,” but you most assuredly raise interesting questions, even if I don’t buy all your answers. (Believe it or not, “unconventional” was meant to be as judgementally-free an adjective as my poor vocabulary can conjure up, and so I didn’t put it in “irony” quotes, and if it had a patronising air to it, I apologise.) And contra my moniker, I ain’t trying to take the “pisse” outta you with this one. And if the Cat wants to joke around by what can be construed as a play on words to twit someone, he can do so without getting me involved, and I’ll thank him for doing so.

  127. 127
    Jimmy says:

    “I spent thirty years dealing with people like Phillpot.”

    Judging from your post, you don’t seem to have had a very good influence on them.

  128. 128
    CYNICAL OLD MAN says:

    What a wonderfully cogent argument, Jimmy (pathetic name calling). The left are panicking and are vilifying those who are criticising benefits abusers because they know they are now on the wrong side of the argument. Jones, Balls etc. are using well practiced Alinskyite tactics in trying to isolate and condemn critics “using the horrific deaths of six innocent children for political reasons”. It’s co-ordinated, just look how many lefties are using the same phrases. They are all reading from the same copybook.

    Hypocrisy of the highest order. Please remind me who used the murder of Millie Dowler to spread the lie that the NOW hacked her phone. So that wasn’t used for political ends? Miliband E. has become a joke for the number of times he’s mentioned Millie Dowler to advance his agenda for state control of the press.

  129. 129
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Mick Filthpott is a National Treasure !

  130. 130
    young Shep says:

    I always do, Pick up the Gun!.

  131. 131
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    Hear ! Hear !

  132. 132
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Why is it there is what you hear George Osbourne actually say, and another way it is reported by the BBC, C4, and idiots like Ed Balls.

  133. 133
    Saffron says:

    Guido
    This snotty nosed asshole Owen,why in heavens name are you allowing this tosser to post on your blog.
    He is IMHO an immature liebour shrill who should not be listened to with his crap about liebour are the best thing since sliced bread.
    As regards his understanding as to what the liebour party is all about, he needs to get out of diapers and embrace the real world,which he does not understand is all about.
    How the MSM can give this cretin any airtime at all I cannot figure out,as the guy is an absolute tosser.

  134. 134
    Jimmy says:

    My Korean’s a little rusty but I gather she is arguing that the Philpott case is an indictment of western capitalist values.

    A little opportunistic I think, but it’s a point of view I suppose.

  135. 135
    Nogbad the Bad says:

    Jack Pallance’s character never said any of those things. It is a fiction by Bill Hicks, which somewhat undermines the point he was making.

  136. 136
    Joe says:

    Wrong type of snow on the line, wrong type of leave mold on the line… blar blar blar the fucking wankers in this country!

    How to clear snow off the line Kwik style.

  137. 137
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Ed Balls accuses Osbourne of playing politics over this issue. Balls is completely on the wrong side of the argument. Miliband is being very quiet, maybe he is hanging Balls out to dry.

  138. 138
    Enough is Enough says:

    Former Lib Dem minister Sarah Teather also said she was “shocked and appalled” by the “unsophisticated, clumsy political arguments” advanced by Mr Osborne. re Philpott.
    Get real girl, I and millions of others are sick and tired of our taxes income, vat , petrol etc etc being wasted on giving scroungers who refuse to work a life style greater than the poor average worker.

    The debate is long overdue, time for action to reclaim the welfare system as the safety net it was intended to be, assuming you had made some contribution.

  139. 139
    Joss Taskin says:

    Has Owen Jokes got a proper job or is he just a professional Libor gobshite ?

  140. 140
    Gary Bloke says:

    If the welfare reforms work, Labour will stick with them and be grateful that IDS has done the heavy lifting for them, just as the Thatcher reforms of trade union law did Blair a favour.

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    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Jones only repeats what he has heard lefty adults say. Ignore him, he will soon go the way of others.

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    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    The EU should open an inquiry into the ISP responsible.

    A very heavy fine and censure seems appropriate.

    That just one letter of the alphabet could have such consequences is a very rum state of affairs.

    Just think of all the damage to our children.

  143. 143
    Kinnochio says:

    We’re awwwiiight !! We’re awwwwiggghht !!! We’re aaaaawwiiiggghht !!

  144. 144
    Nick says:

    Why have MPs been reduced to button-monkeys tweeting lines from party HQ?

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    It’s a long time since I had that talk but I don’t remember giros being a biological requirement. You must have had an over-abundance of straw last season.

    Take any response where the inferred assumption is so outrageous that no reasonable person from any political quarter would argue it. The resulting reply must be suspect, as is the case here.

    Enabled means to make possible. That is not the same as to create a condition precedent as you will well know. It neither meets the requirements of necessity nor sufficiency. My charge of sophistry, on this subject, therefore stands.

  146. 146
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    While you are never to be compared to the comic-strip Charlie Brown, Cat, in that you are not some hapless little boy constantly bemused by life, you certainly ARE the mischievous Charlie Brown of the 1950’s novelty recording:
    “Who, me?” YEAH, YOU!

    “He’s gonna get caught,
    Just you wait and see–
    ‘Why is everybody always picking on me?’ “

  147. 147
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    Sarah is a hugely talented, hilariously funny LimpDim MP….


  148. 148
    The English are not welcome in Cyprus says:

    Why not just send these three convicted murderers to Iran.

    The Iranians could then hang them in public from a crane.

    Iran would never join the EU with all their human rights in a month of Sundays.

  149. 149
    Ed Dafty, LimpDim MP, Climate Change Chieftain says:

    I will now have to increase your Water Rates.

  150. 150
    Rinka Scott says:

    She is the only woman I have come across today who has made a political point without exposing her breasts.

  151. 151
    Ed Miliband's Parasite Party (for shirkers, not workers) says:

    Safety net? Safety net?? The welfare state is a hammock! A glorious comfy hammock upon which glorious shirkers can rest and sleep off their hangovers!

    When he becomes Prime Minister in 2015, our Dear Leader Ed Miliband, the Supreme Parasite, will ensure the wages of all workers are transferred where they belong – into the pockets of shirkers!

    Rejoice, parasites, rejoice! And sleep soundly in your Welfare Hammock!

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    Global Warming says:

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    JH39428039285342 says:

    Mmmmmm. Maybe Bill would have preferred to have lived in a world where the US had not ‘channelled’ Mr Palance at choice moments.

    If only the West consisted of gelded girly men in skinny jeans, the world’s problems would all be over.

    Would these anti-West, down-with-us dickheads defend their own countries and cultures from ANYTHING? I doubt it.

    Death-seekers, the lot of them.

  154. 154
    Bazinga! says:

    Philpott being defended by the Labia party and Ed Balls in particular. Labour like to protect their own be it Muzzie terrorists and kiddie fiddlers.

    No doubt Yvette will be writing to Philpott and Cherie Bliar will be campaigning to get him released.

  155. 155
    retardEd Miliband says:

    The govewnment hath acted in a weckleth and iwethponthible manner. In a weckleth and iwethponthible manner, the govewnment hath acted.

    Too far! Too fatht! Too far! Too fatht!

    Evil Towy cutth. Evil Towy cutth. Evil Towy cutth. Too far! Too fatht! Too far! Too fatht!

    The EU ith thuper. No, you cannot have a wefewendum on it! On it, you cannot have a wefewendum!

    Oh yeth. Or no. Maybe. Too far! Too fatht!

  156. 156
    Bazinga! says:

    Yvette had Ed’s testicles in their freezer, she cut them off years ago.

  157. 157
    Twitter is for twats. No ifs, no buts. No exceptions. says:

    Why have humans reduced themselves to button-monkeys tweeting anything?

  158. 158
    Nogbad the Bad says:

    The MSM has tried giving publicity to people it doesn’t like, which has tended to backfire when the viewing public doesn’t share the MSM’s dislike.

    So now we have the MSM giving publicity to the people it does like. This will not last long because, regardless of the viewing public’s political prejudice, there are some people that are just dreadful.

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    Anonymous says:

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    Ed Miliband's Parasite Party (for skivers, not strivers) says:

    How wrong it is that Philpott had to resort – due to evil Tory cuts – to setting fire to his council house in order to get somewhere bigger to live! See how EVIL the Tory scum are!

    But fear not, Parasites! Dear Leader Ed Miliband will be Prime Minister soon, and he will transfer all workers’ wages directly to the pockets of shirkers! Oh, parasites, spongers and shirkers, rejoice! Rejoice! A gloriously large council house awaits all of you! You will not need to set fire to your existing home, supreme parasite Ed Miliband will provide!

  161. 161
    nellnewman says:

    Electorate is exhausted by the leftwing idiots who have endlessly wittered on about anthropogenic climate change whilst we are are still in April in a freeze.

    Then there are the leftwing idiots who are endlessly wittering on about welfare benefits and the need to sustain folks like the philpotts with £100k plus a year !!

    Then there are the leftwing idiots like militwit and bullyballs who say we need to keep printing money et al….

    This then is what labour is about?

    So what is labour going to do to generate growth? and please! don’t say– create another 1 million non- jobs in the public sector!!!

  162. 162
    Labour's Iraq war bodycount: between 100,000 and 600,000. Plus all the maimed. says:

    Uh-huh. Suppose a few accidental Tory deaths takes Owen’s mind of several hundred thousands deliberate Iraqi deaths.

  163. 163
    Precarious Prole (before today known as P l e b) says:

    I’d let it go. Guido’s had a bad day with the real Owen today.

  164. 164
    nellnewman says:

    This is it you see. Under Militwit, labour always ends up on the wrong side of the argument.

    They are always for doing what they did 1997-2010 – spend money they didn’t have , trash the economy and now under militwit give control of the labour party over to the leftwing unions .

    Anybody heard militwit or bullyballs try and formulate any decent policies lately??!!

  165. 165
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    Owen Jones – Libor dross, epitomises the lefty dregs of society, the ‘wannabe’ mentality, the socialist something-for-nothing syndrome, the culture of victimhood coursing through every venal vein in their body. They’re ne’er-do-wells, empty souls, like driftwood, bobbing up and down on the sea of desperation searching for sanctuary in the harbour of hard-working peoples.

  166. 166
    Jimmy says:

    SC, you are far too fond of language to do it such violence. You are also being uncharacteristically obtuse. Two points:

    1. Anthroplogists as I understand it would agree that the male impulse to procreate is primordial. We sublimate it to other priorities but in young (and not so young) males with no such priorities it rises to the surface. It requires no financial incentive (although staying with, as opposed to creating, a child may well do);
    2. Nevertheless assume you’re right, what is the solution? Starve them? Take them into care? Or did Dean Swift get it right?

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    Nogbad the Bad says:

    It must be frustrating for the left when events just will not conform to the agenda. By now they must have been expecting an enormous backlash against the Government, but it seems the people are moving even further away from socialism.

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    In a nutshell nell says:

    Borrow from your children and their children and…………

  170. 170
    Hey ho what a nice day says:

    Slight problem with that, if the wages of the workers do get transferred then it will be easier for the workers to give up their jobs to join the shirkers, so the only ones getting wages will be MPs and the civil service and teachers and bankers, as we couldn’t afford the army or plod they will go from worker to shirker, mmmm sounds a great idea, no problem then, just dreaming.

  171. 171
    Universal Hiss says:

    I agree with that. Seems like the conlibs don’t.

    What are the present shower doing to stimulate growth? They believe in green power. They are making such a dogs breakfast of welfare reform it will probably cost the country a damn sight more.

    The idiots like Cameron & Osbourne have been not averse to a little quantitative easing.

    Beside all the sound & fury you couldn’t put a fag paper between them.

  172. 172
    On shore at present says:

    Go Beaker, you silly fool. Trillions to go at. Then you can pay Pakistan more of our tax £.

  173. 173
    Owen Jones says:

    I know the Guardian has gone downhill but it’s not that thin darling.

  174. 174
    On shore at present says:

    Can I then expect more interest on my savings, oh goody.

  175. 175
    The third question says:

    But are MPs really human?

  176. 176
    Nogbad the Bad says:

    However you feel about it, it is impossible to attack George Osborne on this without it looking like you are defending Mick Philpott, I can understand the attacks by pointless gobshites, but an attack on Osborne by an MP shows an acute lack of political awareness.

  177. 177
    God help us says:

    Poofters preeners and cowards.

  178. 178
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    It’s as thin as your list of achievements in the real world.

  179. 179
    Wristbridger watch says:

    A Tory in the closet poofyer!

  180. 180
    Nogbad the Bad says:

    You swine. Just when I had completed my train snowplough/blower footage addiction programme, you had to offer me that.

  181. 181

    I agree with your point about primordiality. So as usual we actually have some common ground.

    It is in the essence of civilisation to provide for one’s family. I can think of no better or higher cause.

    Indeed Ken Livingstone had two women pregnant at the same time who delivered within a short time of each other. Providing they are provided for by him and loved by their respective parents, I have no problem even with that rather unorthodox situation.

    Where society fails is when the offspring are not provided for. Where the sex is taken but the consequences ignored on the assumption that someone else will pick up the tab. Not to recognise that is to demonstrate a complete lack of responsibility not to mention human love in its highest manifestation.

    In this awful situation, the state can be viewed as colluding in the enabling (the word I originally used – in the sense that I defined it) of this to happen.

    In your second question, you throw the onus onto me to answer what are we to do. I ask you back in return: Are we supposed to shrug our shoulders and do nothing?

    Because if so, then civilisation counts for nothing and we may as well simply let the unfed and uncared for die as if they were merely plants in a drought.

  182. 182
    Anonymous says:

    Given what is happening now who is to say that Thatcher wasn’t right? But as usual Jimmy you deliberately miss the point jus ton be obtuse. The destruction of the Berlin Wall set people free from the yoke of pauperising socialism.

  183. 183
    Gideon Osborne says:

    You obviously haven’t seen me clear a line of snow yet!

  184. 184
    Feltcher says:

    Me too. Jizz standard.

  185. 185
    Owen Jones says:

    Look it’s simple. Philpott was a white male Tory and racist sexist that’s why he did it. He wasn’t trying to secure more benefits or a bigger council house. If anything his benefits were far too low and I’ll be heading up a twitter campaign to make sure he still gets benefits while in jail.

    And really it’s because there’s so much unemployment caused by Tories. This has nothing to do with 4 million people enriching this horrible country over the last decade, the unemployment is because George Osborne sold the NHS.

    I am a real journalist now.

  186. 186
    Fish says:

    Try this instead

  187. 187
    Fish says:

    Especially as it is obvious that both Teather and Testicles haven’t actually heard what Osborne said when he was ambushed by the press.

    Or they did hear and are using the deaths of the kids for their own political purposes

  188. 188
    rocknrolla says:

    honestly you won’t get it, jimmy is a troll as well as a monumental twat, I’d say it’s 50/50 that he is owen jones himself, just rants and raves about how everything is osborne’s fault or the daily mail’s then will declare he is simply better because any opponents are brainwashed or white or bad etc. Just ignore him, everyone else does.

    For example note how he declares that those who point out the unemployment of Brits caused by mass immigration – of which there is no doubt, it is a fact borne out by academic research – are just repeating the daily mail and that’s it, that’s his argument!

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    I just don’t know how you can possibly say that. ;-)

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    Resident of 96.99% white Merseyside says:

    That’s Buenos Aires. They’ve had even worse flooding yesterday according HuffPo. Ask them about climate change.

  191. 191
    Jimmy says:

    You appear once again to suggest that male behaviour is influenced by the benefit system. I doubt it very much.

    You mentioned the legal profession. I am reminded of the words of Psalm 72, commonly inscribed in English Court buildings whereby judges are commanded to “defend the children of the poor and punish the wrongdoer”. I think it’s a sentiment pretty fundamental to any notion of civilisation.

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    The weather lady in Croydon says:

    Once again: Snow = the only thing that settles in Britain, claims no benefits and is white!

  194. 194

    If my intention had been to ttp out of Blowing Whistles, I would have used proper case, as I have just done (you may have noticed that I am quite a stickler for form but make the occasional mistake in this area, like almost anyone.) Naturally, it did occur to me that he might see it as a reference but for me the earlier, and much funnier, intention was that a whistle blower would actually leak an apology. A definite irony in that – just think of the possibilities for a minute or two.

    It is not my fault if someone misconstrues that (especially when the clues are plainly there) and I am certainly not going to avoid saying something which I want to on the basis that someone might actually become unintentionally offended. We have too much PC as it is…

  195. 195

    The benefitfraud.blogspot.com site is full of examples where using one’s children has been used in all imaginable ways (and some frankly unimaginable) to run a business whose only customer is the state.

    Look how often the word Mercedes crops up as the vehicle of choice.

    It generally occurs that a linkage is found between having more kids and gaming the system better. That sits comfortably (but agree does not directly cause) the male libido to feel unrestrained in “growing the business”. Which was my point.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    SC – you ridicule yourself time and again on here. You are and I compliment you deft at ‘backtracking’ when you make mistakes e.g. your use of the ‘Oh I knew that really; but was just playing a trick on him [BW].

    As I have said before – people on here are more interested in the here and now of say the last one hundred years and have no time to delve into the histrionics of 200 to 2000 years ago. Wow you can quote philosophers and kings from 1000’s of years ago – big fecking deal – it don’t address the thieving and corruption of current misrulers in power -save the platitude ‘oh history repeats itself’ – some of us are going to get the feckers this time round and without excuse merchants giving their tuppenyworth cat style of – I have read all the classiscs and ain’t I are real cool cat!


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