April 3rd, 2013

CCHQ Sent Tory MP Porno Link

Much amusement at a rather unfortunate social media own goal this morning, as Tory MP Rob Wilson attempted to tweet a link to a Guido story, but instead directed his followers to a porno site:

The link went here (NSFW). Guido understands that, rather than Wilson enjoying himself a bit too much on taxpayers’ time, it was CCHQ who texted him the link to the adult website as part of a coordinated attempt to get MPs to tweet lines to take. Assuming that CCHQ would be unlikely to spend their time perusing porn, Wilson seems to have tweeted the link without checking. What a cock-up…

UPDATE: An artist’s impression of the text sent by CCHQ to Tory MPs, linking to porn:

Oops.

UPDATE II: It appears there is an innocent explanation. The link had a missing “5” character; tinyurl.com/cp2nso takes you to porn, tinyurl.com/cp25nso takes you to Guido. Thought it was a bit strange that CCHQ was surfing heterosexual porn…


123 Comments

  1. 1
    Rob Wilson MP says:

    Am I in the pubic domain?

  2. 2
    tory gays r us says:

    Where are the ladyboys?

  3. 3
    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA says:

    Assuming that CCHQ would be unlikely to spend their time perusing porn

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  4. 4
    Jimmy says:

    “Wilson seems to have tweeted the link without checking.”

    In much the same way that you repeated his explanation.

  5. 5
    Guido says:

    Owen Jones and Paul Dacre are the same: http://digitalpolitico.net/?p=4296

  6. 6
    A reporter from the Daily Planet says:

    How could this possibly have happened by accident ?

    The story as published does not stack up.

  7. 7
    Guido Fawkes says:

    I grew up in council house, parents rec’d benefits. Awful reporting to link welfare & evil act.

  8. 8
    Deeply throated says:

    I didn’t know that site. Thanks

  9. 9
    We never do that, do we comrade? says:

  10. 10
    Lord Stansted says:

    They think this is porn? Bless them!

  11. 11
    Youthpasta says:

    A bit late, aren’t you Guido? I noticed this over an hour ago when the “MPs deleted tweets” account out it up.

  12. 12
    Casual Observer says:

    Hilarious.

    Guido marks the link sent out by MP as NSFW… to which I say, WTF ?

    Meaning it is safe for some at work…

    If you MPs can cruise for p0rn and send it out in the public domain, why can’t you view it in the office. Our lefty friends would call that: Discrimination.

  13. 13
    Paniagua Solo says:

    I believe Rob, after all why on earth would he need to go online to see a pair of tits, when Downing St is so close?

  14. 14
    Tom Watson says:

    I always have my cock up.

  15. 15
    Labour=Waste says:

    More public sector failure.

    Someone in charge of corporate communications caught doing this would be fined or fired.

    I suspect this MP will just issue a meaningless apology.

  16. 16
    Jimmy the Dhimmi says:

    Try engaging brain before opening mouth.

  17. 17
    Jimmy says:

    It’s the line they’ve been given. Are you suggesting they question it? Next you’ll be saying they should show basic human decency towards dead children. Where do you think you are, the Guardian?

  18. 18
    nice knockers says:

    when he looks across the floor of the house, is that how he imagines Miss Del Piero?

  19. 19
    Chris Hunhe says:

    He had better keep your my Ipad clean and stain free.

  20. 20
    flubbalubbalubba says:

    this is about human porn, not fucking hippo porn. Keep her off this one

  21. 21

    It certainly affords a penetrating insight into what these pricks do when the cost is being underwritten by us.

  22. 22
    The Loony Left says:

    Can you please start replacing the lost postal voters we’re losing since Mick Philpott stopped procreating ?

  23. 23
    Paniagua Solo says:

    That’s the ticket Jimmy, slam the Mail for political mileage and then do the same yourself.

    Typical left wing hypocrite

  24. 24
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    Is that the iPad you ordered on expenses just before you resigned as an MP ?

  25. 25
    Chris Hunhe says:

    Indeed it was, 64Gb with 3G

  26. 26

    It always amazes me what others get excited about. I get excited about things which most others could not care about. Guess we are all different but one draws the line at gay dwarf amputee pr0n. There has to be a cut off somewhere…

  27. 27
    Paniagua Solo says:

    Link?

  28. 28
    Rob Wilson MP says:

    This is one letter I will not be putting in the public domain!

  29. 29

    In my world, HTML stands for HyperText Mockup Language… :-)

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

    Oh yes! what a goal. hahahahahahahahhahhaha

  31. 31
    Mark Oaten says:

    I like Mock Turtles head

  32. 32
    Hello Brian says:

    Re; Mick Philpott – In defence of the client state, the Left are saying blarting that Harold Shipman is no more representative of the white middle class than Mick Philpott is representative of benefit claimants

    hmmm…… I think Shipment could only exist in a public sector role, killing people at work tends to get noticed very quickly in the private sector

  33. 33
    Wankatanka says:

    I would get that special detective light on his keyboard

  34. 34
    A Pleb now living in Catalonia says:

    I was brought up for the first 8 years of my life in a council house . It was large with a great big garden .

    My parents then bought a new house on an estate nearby. The house was small and the garden was a sand pit .

    When we lived in the Council house we knew all our neighbors. On the private estate people didn’t speak to one another .

    When it came to other kids they were ok on the private estate although were not too happy when I invited my old mates from the Council estate around to play .

  35. 35
    VERITAS ITS BLEAK IN SUNDERLAND WITH 3 LABOUR MPS says:

    Dear Rob I was dismayed to find that you are now interested in porn,I intend to put this billet doux in the public domain Yours never Mrs Wilson

  36. 36
    Loopy Lou says:

    How is Mr Shipman responsible for the deaths of these children some of whom were not even born on the date of his passing?

  37. 37
    The Rt Hon Sir Armitage Shanks, Member of Parliament for Potage Noodle says:

    You should see the stalactites under my desk.

  38. 38
    erm says:

    this is nothing!!

    the daily heil says to commenters that foul and abusive comments are not allowed – HAHAHAHA

  39. 39
    Mrs Wilson says:

    Dear Rob

    At least your research has told you the meaning of cuckold

  40. 40

    Have you any decent links, Lord Stansted?
    Preferably without the ‘you have received a rootkit trojan level 3 attack’ attached.

  41. 41
    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

    Maybe not, but he’s a great example of how living on benefits became a career path for life under Liebour.

  42. 42
    Truth said says:

    Not many on here followed the link I bet !

  43. 43
    Steve Carell, The Office (US), says:

    “There has to be a cut off somewhere…”

    That’s what she said!

  44. 44
    Sweet Molly Malone says:

    Cuckolds and muscles, alive, alive-oh!

  45. 45
    Anonymous says:

    English?, No Driving Licence? Driving while disqualified?, Driving with no insurance as well while disqualified?

    What would you expect your penalty to be if caught?

    A £1000 fine(for those of us earning £5m a year)? 250 community service? a 6 month ban?

    Best make sure you get your case heard in Macclesfield!

  46. 46
    Lord Stansted says:

    Liberals and lefties never think their arguments through.

  47. 47
    young Shep says:

    Can anybody survive on only 53 porn sites a week?.

  48. 48
    Jimmy the Dhimmi says:

    Jimmy’s the missing link.

  49. 49
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Career path, business plan, five year plan, twenty five year plan.

    Stop long term benefits for lazy scroungers now. This safety net was never intended to be used as a lifetime choice.

  50. 50
    Anonymous says:

    Well what the fuck is he then

  51. 51
    Lord Stansted says:

    It’s only what I’ve heard from others, you understand.

  52. 52
    C.O.Jones says:

    You can if you are older than 53.

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    and make sure, you are a well known Argentinian footballer, it all helps!

  54. 54
    Anonymous says:

    Chris Huhne should have had his case heard here too.

  55. 55
    young Shep says:

    You are just as old as you feel.

  56. 56
    I'm outraged they protested her wearing a short skirt says:

  57. 57
    Matilda says:

    Can you also explain then why your bed is upside down on the ceiling? And just how you get it to stay up there?

  58. 58
    Matilda says:

    * oops; desk not bed

  59. 59
    C.O.Jones says:

    I was waiting for a representative of the silver haired variety to appear. :)

  60. 60
    Wyle Cop says:

    Compare and contrast the Beckett and Widdecombe interviews on WATO: Beckett was utterly clueless about the case (despite Philpott being in her constituency) and simply blathered on the lines of PoliticsHome’s tweet. Widdy was completely rational, sensible, fluent and totally clued-up about it.

    Well worth listening to.

  61. 61
    Grumble & Grunt says:

    That is NOT a porno site, There isn’t a nipple in sight.

  62. 62
    Grumble & Grunt says:

    Is that what keeps Handycock going?

  63. 63
    Nothing Better To Do says:

    Mostly in taxpayers funded flats waiting for their sugar daddy MPs to visit them I expect.

  64. 64
    Naughty boy says:

    I keep some photos of Harriet Harman under the mattress, they always do the trick for me.

  65. 65
    young Shep says:

    Yeah, he must be about 14 years old.

  66. 66
    Shooty* says:

    Hmmm… perhaps Mr Wilson should send a letter to himself about himself.

    He’s good at sending letters, isn’t he?

  67. 67
    young Shep says:

    You mean they stop you from being a naughty boy.

  68. 68
    Peter's Second Cousin says:

    So just a mistake the. Of course had it been an MP from any other party Guido would have been shouting about watching porn at tax payers expense. Dear me, you can certainly tell he now takes the Murdoch shilling.

    Once upon a time, Guido was fair and balanced. Once upon a time…..

  69. 69
    Ian says:

    Then they’d be stalagmites – duh

  70. 70
    Resident of 96.99% white Merseyside says:

    There was something about Sunderland on C4 News last night but blowed if I can remember what it was about. I thought some of the locals they interviewed were quite erudite.

  71. 71

    Your name is Tracey Temple and I claim my five Jaguars.

  72. 72
    NSFW says:

    p o r n h u b is your friend.

    Or so they tell me, of course…

  73. 73
    young Shep says:

    69 comments.

  74. 74
    Ban MPs' expenses says:

    They cost £600. I should know, I bought one (with my own money).

  75. 75
    Anonymous says:

    So not porn it would be lucky to make the shit Sun.

  76. 76
    Benito Fawkes says:

    Considering that Wednesday’s Sun runs pictures of Di Canio attending the funeral of an Italian militant fascist suspected of perpetrating a terrorist bomb attack which killed 85 people, Paper Round thinks that Powell has a point. That funeral, which including a fascist salute guard-of-honour for the coffin, took place just three years ago; indeed, when taking that into account the Telegraph’s suggestion that Sunderland may yet reconsider Di Canio’s appointment begins to seem likely.

  77. 77
    Jack says:

    Ah

    But there”s the odd cameltoe sensually presented

    That is enough to excite any Lib Dem peer..

  78. 78
    The Italian Mob says:

    How dare you

    We are straight mobsters not f a s c i s t s

    And Millie was just part of our PR operation

    A very useful idiot that one

    And not very expensive to boot

  79. 79
    The Italian Mob says:

    Cats should be seen and not heard

  80. 80
    Just asking says:

    BTW

    Has Italy still not got a government?

    Does it work better without one?

  81. 81
    Morrissey says:

    Flog the Peckhams I say

  82. 82
    Dr Spock says:

    You mean you are against blood sports?

    No more circumcision then?

  83. 83
    Precarious Prole (before today known as P l e b) says:

    “Insurer Prudential is buying more than 500 houses and flats to let in London and the south of England, in a calculated bet on years of good returns from ‘Generation Rent'”

    Get those Rumanians in there…

  84. 84
    Chinese Army General says:

    Stop being rude about our standard operating procedure

    We had Trojans n the Pentagon for 9 months before they noticed

    We know everything

  85. 85
    Precarious Prole (before today known as P l e b) says:

    Is anyone having a bet on what Philpott will receive?

  86. 86
    A duck in chains says:

    They could have been shown in this attachment a document that indicated criminal guilt of a leading politician and simply ignored it.

  87. 87
    Adolphe (Ralf) Miliband says:

    (Circa 1968)…Go on dear…. just a quick one!? David’s nearly 4 now and he’ll sleep right through it!! What harm could it do………

  88. 88
    Peter Expat says:

    Thought the ‘Father’s Day’ ideas showed imagination !

  89. 89

    Joking aside (scherzi a parte), the link goes to a parked page. On further investigation, Belen Rodriguez’s Milan home was burgled last Christmas after she posted details of her travel plans on Facebook. From there it goes even further downhill.

    She appeared on the cover of Italian Playboy and had a spread inside which revealed absolutely nothing that would satisfy a healthy pervert.

    However, she has the obligatory sex tape which is about as exciting as watching the tiddlywinks championships broadcast with Mandarin subtitles obscuring the important parts. There are grainy photos of her nude on the beach which are also completely uninspiring even to the most sexually rapacious of MPs. In short a bungled episode of missed opportunity where things should have turned out so much more promising (sounds familiar.)

    I am inclined to believe the mistype story. Cut and paste may be rather too advanced technology for CCHQ…

  90. 90
    Sir William Wade says:

    Well….back in the 1930s and 1940s, Dr John Bodkin Adams managed to murder at least 160 patients when the NHS was just a twinkle in Ernest Bevin’s eye. The police and counsel for the prosecution also managed utterly to screw up, so that he got away with it. Boaz.

  91. 91
    Sir William Wade says:

    You have overlooked the word ‘heterosexual’ that Guido has subtly inserted.

  92. 92
    Casual Observer says:

    In the case of Shipman / The Left, that reminds us that Andy Burnham et al. responsible for crimes against humanity perpetuated by the NHS is still not in custody.

  93. 93
    Maqboul says:

    Yeah, he missed the point.

    The porno link doesn’t work ;(

  94. 94
    Maqboul says:

    Why would he do that when he thinks he’s infallibly funny?

  95. 95
    Maqboul says:

    Where was he when these kids were alive? All this reverential guff about dead kids. Hypocrite all right.

  96. 96

    You are Lord Leveson and I claim my five anonymity injunctions.

  97. 97
    Anonymous says:

    “Thought it was a bit strange that CCHQ was surfing heterosexual porn…”
    Is the suggestion that homosexual porn is more likely?

  98. 98
    Casual Observer says:

    I feel your pain and empathize fully.

    According to the above this link came from CCHQ with an incredible explanation about dropped characters.

    Not sure if the public funds CCHQ, but certainly does fund the MP who actually sent the tweet, and it would appear wants to advertise p0rn to Guido.

    Anyone checked to see if he or his family or employees at CCHQ have a commercial interest in the offending site ?

    whois details as follow:

      Domain Name: SEXYDIGG.COM
       Registrar: APRIL SEA INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY CORPORATION
       Whois Server: whois.maprilis.com.vn
       Referral URL: http://www.maprilis.com.vn
       Name Server: DPNS1.DNSNAMESERVER.ORG
       Name Server: DPNS2.DNSNAMESERVER.ORG
       Name Server: DPNS3.DNSNAMESERVER.ORG
       Name Server: DPNS4.DNSNAMESERVER.ORG
       Status: clientDeleteProhibited
       Status: clientTransferProhibited
       Status: clientUpdateProhibited
       Updated Date: 10-jul-2012
       Creation Date: 09-jul-2007
       Expiration Date: 09-jul-2013
    
    >>> Last update of whois database: Wed, 03 Apr 2013 13:59:27 UTC <<<
    
    Registrant: 
    Vietnam Domain Privacy Services 
    Viet nam Dich Vu Bao Mat Ten Mien
    Room 606, Indochina Park Tower 
    04 Nguyen Dinh Chieu Str, District 1
    HoChiMinh City - Viet Nam
    
    Email: baomat dichvubaomattenmien.vn
    Phone: 84-8-2242-3641
    Fax: 84-8-2220-2013
     
    
    Domain Name: sexydigg.com 
    
    Administrative Contact: 
    Vietnam Domain Privacy Services 
    Viet nam Dich Vu Bao Mat Ten Mien
    Room 606, Indochina Park Tower 
    04 Nguyen Dinh Chieu Str, District 1
    HoChiMinh City - Viet Nam
    
    Email: baomat dichvubaomattenmien.vn
    Phone: 84-8-2242-3641
    Fax: 84-8-2220-2013
     
    
    Technical Contact: 
    Vietnam Domain Privacy Services 
    Viet nam Dich Vu Bao Mat Ten Mien
    Room 606, Indochina Park Tower 
    04 Nguyen Dinh Chieu Str, District 1
    HoChiMinh City - Viet Nam
    
    Email: baomat dichvubaomattenmien.vn
    Phone: 84-8-2242-3641
    Fax: 84-8-2220-2013
    
  99. 99
    Casual Observer says:

    She is actually Argentine, from Buenos Aires.

    Plot thickens ?

  100. 100

    We MPs never watch porn.

    When you look over the benches at the likes of Sarah Teather, Harriet Harman, Diane Abbott, , Anne Begg, Margaret Beckett, Meg Hillier, Tessa Jowell, Tessa Munt etc, the libido tends to take quite a hit.

  101. 101
    Casual Observer says:

    Agreed(ish).

    Belen Rodriguez had a thing with Marco Borr!ello, an !talian footballer who plays for Genoa, coincidentally where D! Can!o hails from.

    Looks like someone was doing some research connected with Sunderland ?

  102. 102
    MacGuffin says:

    ‘Thought it was a bit strange that CCHQ was surfing heterosexual porn…’

    What a douchebag thing to say. Grow up.

  103. 103

    Do you know CCHQ?

  104. 104
    friggin chancer says:

    why didnt Miliband resign when McClean refused to wear the poppy or tweeted about his love for IRA songs?

  105. 105
    Bullers says:

    Struth Geedo, no wonder Rohan Silva is giving up, he is gets out before they disappear up themselves, does no one proof read?

  106. 106
    Bullers says:

    Wasn’t there a doctor in the USA (private medicine) who over prescribed medications for a certain pop singer?

  107. 107
    Bullers says:

    Homosexual porn or heterosexual porn or has Geedo committed a faux pas, good spot.

  108. 108
    Bullers says:

    Well their eyes would be opened if they came on this one

  109. 109
    Bullers says:

    They will now, Geedo has revealed all, whoops!

  110. 110
    Bullers says:

    Taking the Murdoch gelt does things psyche. Geedo also worked for the Sexpress group before Murdoch ( Sunday Star Column ) owned by Dirty Desmond, I wonder if he has worked for that ex tory mp, BenD over as well.

  111. 111
    Bullers says:

    During WW2 the Cosa nostra were against the fascisti and were courted by the allies

  112. 112
    Bullers says:

    Geedo has the low down on these politicos so if he goes down, theyb down fast and land harder.

  113. 113
    Bullers says:

    reply to 103

  114. 114
    7 Hail Marys says:

    It’s not a porn site, it’s a parked domain for sale FFS. That’s why there is no PORN on it.

  115. 115
    Richard Timney says:

    Thailand – Not that I woiuld know anything about that!

  116. 116
    Richard Timney says:

    Really? Jacqui has never heard of it.

  117. 117
    Zeitgeist in Strawberry Hill (and 1st class passenger!) says:

    They are more likely to visit Sally Bercow fan pages, to similar effect.

  118. 118
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t confuse the vermin with facts.

  119. 119
    Anonymous says:

    Greedo has low standards.

  120. 120
    Handycock No1 Trougher in Parliament says:

    I grew up in a council house too and My dad was a stoker in the Navy. I did not have much of an education, in fact none at all. Early on in life, I recognised that my only hope was politics so I became a Councillor in 1970 and look at me now. I have spent virtually the whole of my working life troughing as have other members of my family such as my wife who used to be a seamstress. Boaz.

  121. 121

    “seamstress” in the Tpratchett sense, Handy?

  122. 122
    Tosspot says:

    Women created Porn and Adultery, when Lilith committed Adultery there were no other women for Adam to be involved with, and because God felt sorry for him, created Eve from his spare rib, Lilith ( a voyeur )was watching Adam & his new wife having sex together and being jealous, got her lover to turn her into a snake so she could tempt her rival to eat the forbidden apple.

    So it is quite clear that women are a spiteful devious lot and responsible for Porn.

  123. 123
    Aeneas says:

    Surely the crested helmets and big bronze shields gave them away?


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