April 3rd, 2013

After Merkozy, Whatever Happened to Hollibande?

François Hollande is at an all-time low after the Socialist government’s “Monsieur Propre” (Mr Clean), Jérôme Cahuzac, admitted to having a “bank account abroad” for the past two decades. The former budget minister with responsibility for cracking down on tax dodgers admitted to holding €600,000 in an illegal offshore bank account at UBS Switzerland. Hollande is now facing questions about exactly what he knew and when. Scandals are arguably the least of Hollande’s worries. His flagship 75% top rate of tax has been ruled unconstitutional, wealth creators and film stars alike are fleeing his tax tyranny. This week his new supertax on companies has been shunned by business leaders, and even the left-wing press are abandoning him. As unemployment hits a 16-year high, Hollande’s approval rating is at a record low for any leader so early into his mandate. France is suffering from the disastrous consequences of electing the socialist president.

Where is Ed Miliband in all this? Last summer Ed was welcomed onto the steps of the Elysee Palace by his new best friend, declaring:

“What President Hollande is seeking to do in France and what he is seeking to do in leading the debate in Europe is find that different way forward. We are in agreement in seeking that new way that needs to be found and I think can be found.”

As is plain for all to see, Hollande’s “different way forward” is dragging his country to her knees. Even Ed knows this, notice how he doesn’t seem to talk about his old pal François so much any more? France should serve as a warning to us all of what would happen under Monsieur Millibande…


  1. 1
    YorkshireLad says:

    Does this mean if Ed gets to be PM (hopefully never!), he’ll introduce a 75% tax rate?

  2. 2

    nous sommes tous à la solde des barons du syndicat maintenant

  3. 3
    V1le, vicious Labour ruined my Country says:

    No, 100%. The v1le Labour cockroaches will steal all our savings.

  4. 4
    Ian Smith says:

    Tax cuts for the rich.

    Welfare cuts for the poor.

    VOTE TORY 2015 !!

  5. 5
    UKIP are total idiots says:

    don’t vote UKIP

  6. 6
    Gordond blue says:

    excusez-moi que je pense que je suis dans la merde !

  7. 7
    Gonk III says:

    The photographer couldn’t find Ed’s good side.

  8. 8
    UKIP are totally cool says:


  9. 9
    Zut alors says:

    Je m’en moque. Ouvrez encore une bouteille de Saumur Champigny!

  10. 10
    genghiz the kahn says:

    “Ah! tenez, vous êtes de la merde dans un bas de soie.”

  11. 11
    Tosspot says:

    What can you expect from a Nation who do not play Cricket.

  12. 12
    Matt says:

    This isn’t news, this is comment

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    Precarious Prole (before today known as P l e b) says:

    At least Hollande isn’t shitting on the poorest in society, unlike Cameron et al

  15. 15
    Please don't take the trough away says:

    No leave the greedy useless liblabcon traitors in charge, you know it makes sense.

  16. 16
    Ed Moribund says:

    I’m still working on the actual policy details.

    In fact If you have any ideas, any at all, I’d be grateful.

  17. 17
    Precarious Prole (before today known as P l e b) says:

    “More than 12,000 private shareholders and 100 institutional investors have raised a class action against RBS.

    Former chief executive Fred Goodwin is among those named in the action.

    Ex-chairman Sir Tom McKillop is also being sued, along with Johnny Cameron and Guy Whittaker, who were senior figures at the bank in 2008.”

    At last we might see some bankers in jail or at least bankrupted.

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    Jimmy says:

    At this rate they are in danger of losing the GDP per capita lead over the UK they previously enjoyed during the Major/Thatcher years.

  19. 19
    Steve Miliband says:

    Une Nation!

  20. 20

    Do you want a refund?

  21. 21
    Ed Moribund says:

    Avez-vous vu Wallace et Gromit?

  22. 22
    Lord Stansted says:

    17 years in prison for murder is a joke. So much for the Law..

  23. 23
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Labour already raided pensions.

    Ed Miliband is a plonker for thinking Mad Frankie Hollande was an ally. He’s doing nothing but wasting money.

  24. 24
    Ed Couillons says:

    Trop loin, trop vite!

  25. 25
    Precarious Prole (before today known as P l e b) says:


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    They're all smug, sneering, celt cu'nts at the BBC says:

    start your own blog if you’re unhappy….. arsehole twat

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    Anonymous says:

    “”I was stuck in spiral of lies,” he wrote. “I fought a terrible internal battle to try to resolve the conflict between my duty to tell the truth and my desire to fulfil the mission with which I had been entrusted.””

    It’s Chris Huhneleband!

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    A Ass says:

    I know where that remark was going, and I don’t appreciate the comparison!

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    q says:

    “…. As is plain for all to see, Hollande’s “different way forward” is dragging his country to its knees.”

    rather like cameron and osbourne and duncan shit are here don’t you think?????

  30. 30
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP

  31. 31
    q says:

    ukip are the dregs of the tory right – nuff said!!

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    They're all smug, sneering, celt cu'nts at the BBC says:

    what a cows cu’nt you are

    Nasty tories dont want scrounging filth to have Sky subcriptions, or to spend their tax payer handouts on alcohol and fags….awwww

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    One of the revolting plebs now voting UKIP.Org says:

    If only 100% Tax Rate with these two twerp Ed’s in power it would be more like 150%……..with an escalator of 25% as well on top per annum……

    Remember Denis Hea*ley The Grand Labor Mis*manager from the past who was quoted as saying “squeeze them until the pips squeak”…….LieLabor taxation is aka Lie*Labor Theft

    Zanu*Lie*Labor have not changed & never will & should never be voted back in…..with all postal votes EXCLUDED…..otherwise the nightmare will happen
    again……but 100 times worse than last time…….

  34. 34
    Precarious Prole (before today known as P l e b) says:

    10 years for not killing Joss Stone!

  35. 35
    What a shocker says:

    Err, actually he is. Higher taxes mean higher costs for everyone, but most importantly, higher taxes hurt the poorest most. Those who advocate higher tax rates, are effectively advocating to keep the poor, poor.

  36. 36
    The Far Right says:

    Don’t need people stabbing people outside pubs, that is for sure.

    As for being a father of many children ? If he is doing his bit to support them it is better for him to procreate than allocate the resources otherwise used to a bunch of immigrant scum from eastern Europe any day.

  37. 37
    Harriet Harhomme says:

    Liberté, égalité, fraternité

  38. 38
    The Far Right says:

    France at present is weak.

    Now would be an ideal time to attack and capture territory.

  39. 39
    Jack Paille says:


  40. 40
    Ermm... says:

    Life with minimum term of ten years.

  41. 41
    Jimmy the Dhimmi says:

    Statistics are prepared and rubber-stamped by Messrs Smoke & Mirrors Inc., failed accountants to Enron and B. Madoff Esq.

    ( Search under Lies, Damned Lies and Liebour statistics )

  42. 42
    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

    Too right, mate. They’re a fucking disgrace !

  43. 43
    nellnewman says:


  44. 44
    Polly Toyn-abeille says:

    J’ai une maison en Toscane. Maintenant va te faire foutre!

  45. 45
    Jimmy says:

    It seems a little unfair to blame Guido for the poor quality of the talking points they send him.

  46. 46
    Former Friends of Ed "I know nothing" Bollox & now voting UKIP.Org says:

    Yep like your older brother just fcuk off out of OUR Country asap !!!

    The NKDR will appreciate your particular total lack any grey cell activity

    in your defunct cranial cavity ……

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    Kildar says:

    + 1000

  49. 49
    What a shocker says:

    Ha, ha, the LabLibCon tribalists are shitting themselves, now they have realised UKIP are taking voters from all their factions.

    People who are sick to death of having no choice when it comes no every importatnt issue, are seeing there is an alternative and they like what they see.

    Suck it up.

  50. 50
    Jimmy says:

    This is why it has always been so important to attract people from the world’s great cricketing nations.

  51. 51
    Henry V says:

    I have a plan.

  52. 52
    Precarious Prole (before today known as P l e b) says:

    Yes, so at least 10 years for not killing anyone as opposed to 17 for actually doing it.
    So how will Philpott get on for killing 6?

  53. 53
    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:


  54. 54
    Up the educated says:

    Look you, bent jimbo likes it here, he can’t leave it alone.

  55. 55
    Jack the Ripper says:

    Whatever happened to Hoillibande? He’s in Mililand.

  56. 56
    Nigel Farage says:

    Enough of this Frogige talk. This is an English speaking country.
    Either speak English or get out.

  57. 57
    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    UK isnt France — and someone needs to inform Dave The Sheep and Gidders, that the UK also isnt Texas

  58. 58
    What a shocker says:

    Yes Jimmy, you are not paranoid. Honest.

  59. 59
    Anonymous says:

    The concept of competition eludes some.

    At the present time it is a competition not to be first to the bottom. As we all slip down the slope and the bankers fingers slither off the oozing toxicity of their financial contagion they grab at anything they can, hoping not to be the next to fall into the abyss. But then in the desperation one stands up and tries to walk, but his more cautious support moves easily away snatching for safety at more promising and rewarding bodies. So begins the process of natural selection leaving some to survive.

    The time for taking a new route is when the ground is stable and there is something more to offer.

  60. 60
    Sir William Wade says:

    The French are discovering that there is no such thing as un repas gratuit, nor un arbre magique d’argent.

  61. 61
    Achmed says:

    “This is an English speaking country…”
    Not for much longer, kufr. We’re seeing to that.

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    Moussa Koussa Mark 8 says:

    Poor Guido, any news on Andrew Mongchell suing your employer. The Irony !!!!

    Well Guido I have been telling you for years about Mongchells expenses, so once more:-

    Andrew Mongchell MP claimed £299 for Landed Gentry publications called Burke’s Peerage, Baronetage & Knightage 107th Edition.

    Strangely he claimed for one copy at £299, but also claimed for 2 further copies at £180 each, total cost after post £688. All at Taxpayers expense
    What has this publication got to do with being an MP, and why buy 3 copies ????? and maybe this time you might mention it to your boss….LOL

  63. 63
    What a shocker says:

    Now is an ideal time to quit the EU and leave the assorted marxist, fascist and maoist factions, to their empire of shite.

  64. 64
    Sir William Wade says:

    The countries that have done well recently are those that either never went on a wild, credit-fuelled spending binge (Canada, Norway, Switzerland, India) or swallowed the bitter pill of serious budget cuts and bank failures, and got it over with (Iceland, Ireland). Duncan Smith is tentatively starting what shoud have been done decisively in 2010.

  65. 65
    Up the educated says:

    Just look at that picture.

    Has plonker face got the biggest gob in Westminster or what? and where has Hollande’s finger been?

  66. 66
    What a shocker says:

    Who has enabled the bankers you talk of to become ‘too big to fail’ and introduced a global fascist / corporatist, economic model?

    The establishment political class, that’s who and thats who we should be talking about replacing.

  67. 67
    The Trokia says:

    Relax we have already defined the limits that your political ‘parties’ can operate to. Enjoy the brand of your choice Labour, Conservative or LibDem it’s all the same do us you’ll be getting a sh_t sandwich no matter which. The new order is upon you relax like your leader Dave and enjoy.

  68. 68
    JH903458340958234 says:

    He’s being kept in comfort by the state, as usual.

  69. 69
    Cherie B. says:

    My gob is so big that it has a family of illegal immigrants living in it!

  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    Ireland is OK?

  71. 71
    EUSSR President Unelected Von Rumpjoy who now supports UKIP.ORG says:

    Any request for a large fiscal aid package for France denominated in Francs
    will be given a positive response by the EUSSR in Brus*sels & funded
    by a 45% voluntary donation (what else) from all UK Prive’ Bank Accounts

    Any questions, direct them to the Prefect of this Minor EUSSR Department
    Monsignor Camo*ruined the UK completely in less than one term…….

    Pis*s on You all……

  72. 72
    Paulo says:

    News just in. Sir Alex Ferguson has been revealed as an apologist of the Labour party, a party founded by eugenicists and gulag supporters.

  73. 73
    modtest says:


  74. 74
    fruitcake says:

    Noo, everything to the left of UKIP is the “we don’t care which one of us gets in, as long as we get the benefits….fuck you workers” party

  75. 75
    What a shocker says:

    What the same Dave Cameron who said to his close lefty-arty friends, if he was an American, he would be an Obumma democrat?

    So the, gay marriage loving, big government, tax and spend, is a ‘right winger’ in your little mind?

    You are delusional, seek help urgently.

  76. 76
    Anonymous says:

    “More than 12,000 private shareholders and 100 institutional investors have raised a class action against R B S.

    Former chief executive Fred Goodwin is among those named in the action.

    Ex-chairman Sir Tom McKillop is also being sued, along with Johnny Cameron and Guy Whittaker, who were senior figures at the bank in 2008″

    It will be nice to see some bankers jailed or at least bankrupted.

  77. 77
    Anonymous says:

    Yet you turn up like a good little puppy every day.

  78. 78
    Anonymous says:

    Of course he will !

  79. 79
    nellnewman says:

    In a bit of a bind our militwit isn’t he?

    First he aligns himself with a french socialist who is presiding over swingeing tax rates and soaring unemployment and says he wants to take Britain where France is going!

    He refuses to endorse an EU referendum even though most of us are demanding one and says he knows better than us what’s good for us – very socialist.

    He refuses to endorse any welfare cuts – even knowing that the welfare monster labour cynically created in the belief it could create an underclass power base to perpetually vote it into power is out of control – now he can’t say he would cut welfare, even though in power he would have to, because all those potential voters will desert him. He’s on the wrong side of another argument.

    Then he refuses to acknowledge that all those scandalous NHs deaths were caused by labour’s notorious target culture that made tick boxes more important than people. Makes his claim that the NHS is safe in his hands more than hollow!

    And you’d hardly trust him with the economy would you ? when he doesn’t know the difference between a benefit cut and a tax!

    So what is he and his loony leftwing socialist ‘policies’ good for?

  80. 80
    Roll out the barrels says:

  81. 81
    Mid staffs says:

    Once more into the breach with our NHS dead

  82. 82
    carry hole is a complete hunt says:

    Cuts in the punishment for working, lowering the rewards for not working. Sounds good and moral to me.
    You seem to under the odd impression that workers are owned by the feckless.

  83. 83
    Mark Oaten says:

    I love being drenched in foamy yellow liquid.

  84. 84
    Officer Crabtree says:

    I was pissing by the door…

  85. 85
    Bob Crow says:

    Voolez voo cushy avic me ce sor?

  86. 86
    Gonk III says:

    Riveting. More..please !

  87. 87
    Joking about dead kids says:

    The comments earlier today joking about the deaths of six “benefit scroungers to be” shows the right in all its nasty, heartless glory.

  88. 88
    Anonymous says:

    As most people seem to be getting £60,000 per year in benefits who are you talking about ? is it the people i see scratching around on the rubbish tips of Hackney. Grow up FFS.

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    carry hole is a complete hunt says:

    Labour’s Tribal monkey’s sounding more worried.

  90. 90
    Anonymous says:

    What if you’re under 60?

  91. 91
    EUSSR President Unelected Von Rumpjoy who now supports UKIP.ORG says:

    This is the Official EUSSR way of spelling & is really meaningful in every sense !!

  92. 92
    Anonymous says:

    ukip wouldnt last 5 minutes in any important role, their spokesmen cant even string a sentence together !

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    Precarious Prole (before today known as P l e b) says:

    + a gazillion

  94. 94
    carry hole is a complete hunt says:

    The modern era seems to have only german marxists invading france.

  95. 95
    Anonymous says:

    I cant believe anybody in Labour wants Ed to be PM, do you think he will be replaced soon and by whom ?

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    carry hole is a complete hunt says:

    No-one is ok after cancer surgery. The alternative to surgery is worse.

  97. 97
    Gonk III says:

    Excellent recommendation

  98. 98
    Matilda says:

    Parlez anglais!! La pluie en Espagne tombe pour la plupart dans la plaine.

  99. 99
    carry hole is a complete hunt says:

    Try waking up on time, or even getting a job.

  100. 100
    Mod rocker says:

    Rice and pea
    Rice and pea
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  101. 101
    The UK Silent Majoritory BUT now Voting UKIP.ORG says:

    PLEASE Close the lid shut & then a meaningful very long press on the handle
    to flush all of this socialist EUSSR filthy stinking kake away….for ever……

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    Cochon du jour says:


  103. 103
    UKIP are Miliband's Trojan Horse says:


  104. 104
    carry hole is a complete hunt says:

    Marxists still claim that fining people for working and employing doesn’t create unemployment. Do they also claim speeding fines don’t stop accidents.

  105. 105
    luvvies says:

  106. 106
    Cochon du jour says:

    Qu’est-ce que c’est? Je n’ai qu’un mot… BOULES!!

  107. 107
    carry hole is a complete hunt says:

    Take liberties, illegality and fraternise with enemies is the new french way.

  108. 108
    Nigel's blazer says:

    If you’re under 60 you don’t count, so get lost!

  109. 109
    Precarious Prole (before today known as P l e b) says:


    -8ill Cosby

  110. 110
    Curly says:

    Len McC or Ken Deadslate might fancy a go.

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    carry hole is a complete hunt says:

    Farage’s damp rag speech on youtube has more hits than every dave or ed vid added together.

  112. 112
    Anonymous says:

    “wealth creators and film stars alike are fleeing his tax tyranny”

    You say that like it’s a bad thing.

  113. 113
    Con Artists says:

    Vote Conservative / Liebor or Lib Dem = Uncontrolled immigration & colonisation of the UK.

    “The LibLabCon give you a cast iron promise that the native English speaking population will be less than 50% in your own town by 2015 (like London / Leicester / Luton & Slough in 2011 census). Help us deliver this promise. Vote for us..”


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    carry hole is a complete hunt says:

    No, nhs deaths were caused by the nhs. It failed for the same reason the soviet union did.

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    Bugler Bert says:


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    oh my, the footwork! says:

    What nasty vile people you are, is this Liebours way of attacking a wrong, I think you have gone beyond the pale, but then Stoke, Iraq, MRSA are just numbers to you lot, Liebour the nasty party.

  117. 117
    Precarious Prole (before today known as P l e b) says:

    I look forward to the £4bn class action being brought against RBS’s former directors resulting in bankers being jailed or at least bankrupted.

  118. 118
    Con Artists says:

    First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

    Vote UKIP

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    Tax Payer says:

    No joke mate, six less of the scroungers.

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    carry hole is a complete hunt says:

    Exactly. Statists need exponential debt, and banks like increases in debt. However statists need banks more than banks need statists (banks can return to customers)

  121. 121
    Precarious Prole (before today known as P l e b) says:

    I would like to hear more about the scandal known as ‘Betsygate’ involving IDS & his wife.

  122. 122
    rumpledforeskin says:

    Can I have the southern bits by the seaside ?

  123. 123
    Precarious Prole (before today known as P l e b) says:

    Yes the modbot’s turned up to 11 today.

  124. 124
    Will says:

    Block up the walls’ with our English dead….

  125. 125
    HausFrau says:

    Lick it up. I’m not stupid.

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    A duck in chains says:

    Hollande was never the sharpest pencil in the box and after just ten months the penny has dropped.

    The First Mistress is reported to be none to happy about another filly in the stable.

    Remember candidate Hollande’s vision of unadulterated economic growth was the issuance of billions of Eurobonds. Well it took the Germans all of three months to put that one to bed.

    Hollande is promising to legislate to ban anyone with a conviction for fraud holding public office. He better start looking for a new Prime Minister then .

    He of course knew nothing of the current scandal until the Minister came to speak to him the other day . Best not to look in the President’s in tray for last December then.

    Interestingly Mr Caluzac is having matrimonial problems and Mrs Caluzac has engaged the services of Maitre Copé the sister of the unannointed successor to Sarko.

  127. 127
    Any Labour politician says:

    Whereas we don’t even wait for Thatcher to die before we shout about how much we’ll enjoy dancing on her grave.

  128. 128
    The Lord Mand*elslime who Luvs himself Only says:

    What he’s a closet Bu*m Boy* then ??

  129. 129
    Con Artists says:

    Vote Conservative for a cast iron guarantee of uncontrolled immigration and EU payments

  130. 130
    fruitcake says:


  131. 131
    Global Warming says:

    Weird Ed will become PM when Hell freezes over.

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    Owen Jones' mum says:

    oooh older than my Owen

  134. 134
    Con Artists says:

    Vote LibLabCon

    One pound feeesh, velly velly nice

  135. 135
    Ed Balls says:

    Of course. So long as we keep the poor down, they’ll keep voting for us. If they ever become working or middle-class they’ll vote Lib Dem or Tory.

  136. 136
    Kris Hune says:


  137. 137
    Tiny Tom says:

    Oh No. It’s pretty chilly already.

  138. 138
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Tragic that it happened under these circumstances, but the net result is the same. Fair’s fair– a bit of intellectual honesty on your part would not go amiss here.

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    Wind of Change says:

    You will not be saying that after the Euro-elections or in 2015. The polls, like the bookies prices, tell you the direction of travel.

  140. 140
    Gooey Blob says:

    You have to remember that these are the same people who preferred Gordon Brown to Tony Blair. Many of them probably don’t realise that Ed polls very, very badly. Foot and Kinnock were both doing better at this stage. The first inkling many Labour MPs will get is when exit polls put the Tories over 10% ahead in 2015 and they’ll wonder where their small mid-term lead went.

    Perhaps the Milibands could swap jobs after the election?

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    Gooey Blob says:

    Bad though the coalition is, I think you’ll find those things are far worse under Labour. One way of ensuring Labour get elected is to persuade Tories to vote UKIP.

    Nice try, but your pro-Labour trolling here sounds ever more desperate.

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    Weird Ed says:

    France has increased its exports.
    London is now one of the largest French cities.

  143. 143
    what a plonker. says:

    I do not think that Milliband has had his orders from
    his union paymasters yet. They are nearly as thick as he is.

  144. 144
    A ( Government Sponsored ) Climate Change Liar says:

    The chill is caused by runaway heating caused by CO2 induced global warming. Only large taxes can save the world from becoming a ( very cold ) fireball.

    That is all.

  145. 145
    Joe Public, the silent majority supporting UKIP.ORG who will terminate its Royal Charter says:

    Have you seen the forecasts from Piers Corbyn of Weather Action ? he has
    stated our planet has entered a mini ice age which will last 10 to 20 years…..
    & means very cold winters with wet & miserable summers…..
    and all due to our Sun & its lack of solar activity…….BUT normal in the Suns
    life cycle as its happened in the past & will happen again in the future…..

    Piers forecasts accuracy rate is around 85%……..!!!!

    The Met cannot even forecast tomorrows weather, even after the BILLIONS of
    Tax Payers Pounds they have hoovered up but they are part of the Global
    Warming Conspiracy as actively promoted on all channels 24/7 by that bastion
    of left wing distorted truth, the Biased Broadcasting Company aka BBC &
    funded by legalised extortion of OUR money by the TV Tax or otherwise imprisonment….so much for EUSSR’s Human Rights Act which does not
    apply to Joe Public only the likes of Abu Guitar & his leeches……..
    so much for democracy something the Cons*LieLabor*LebDims Perpetual
    Alliance of POWER over US, don’t want to understand……….

    BUT they are Going to Learn what the word DEMOCRACY means very soon….!!
    as Joe Public, until now the silent majority, has had enough of these career
    Lee*ches, Pim*ps, Pou*nces ……..

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    Bloke says:

    The notion that any society can afford the obscene and fundamentally dishonest indulgence that is the socialist welfare-benefit-entitlement State is rapidly running out of credibility and those who made this idea their religious belief are being left stranded like gasping fish on a shore where the sea has receded suddenly and permanently.

  147. 147
    Joe Public, the silent majority supporting UKIP.ORG who will terminate the BBC's Royal Charter says:

    OOOOOps Bloo*dy Al Beeb Grem*lins……

  148. 148
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    plus Gromit de fromage.

  149. 149
    President Hollandaise says:

    Allo allo mes petites amis! C’est moi, le leetle Frenchie, ze President de la Republique, Francois Hollandaise!! Saucy, eh?

    Sacre bleu! I am a true revolutionary and a friend of ze poor, ze pathetique, ze weak, ze tragique, ze zick!

    Zut alors! Zat is why I have befriended ze little MiliSquirt!!

  150. 150
    I don't want to share the same air as Edinburgh dogshite. says:

    Miliband the Miliitant Socialist is a danger to our freedoms and the economy.

  151. 151
    The Scarlet Leader says:

    “What President Hollande is seeking to do in France and what he is seeking to do in leading the debate in Europe is find that different way forward. We are in agreement in seeking that new way that needs to be found and I think can be found”

    They seek him here. They seek him there. They seek him three times in one sentence.

    That damned elusive Pimple……….

  152. 152
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion & Kill All Ecoloons says:

    Class action lawsuits are not allowed under UK law, or else the relatives of Stafford concentration camp would have launched one.

  153. 153
    ze man wiz ze snorty 'ooter, 'e say says:


  154. 154
    Anonymous says:

    I wish I could “shun”my tax….

  155. 155
    Anonymous says:

    He is .It ‘s just that it won’t be felt for a few years yet

  156. 156
    Universal Hiss says:

    I’m rather confused. I seem to be shit on from a great height from all members of parliament regardless of party.They all want to steal my money.

    Oh & Cat.Stop being so fucking patronizing.(That was from yesterday.Sense of humour?Pah!)

  157. 157
    Resident of 96.99% white Merseyside says:

    I couldn’t name you one French wealth creator or film star. Paris is long past it. The happening places are Londistan, NYC or LA.

  158. 158
    TwATs Endiscope says:

    Hiya TwAT.

  159. 159
    Kirstin Scott-Thomas says:

    Surely one sets a thief to catch a thief non

  160. 160
    CroqueMonsieur says:

    Merde! Hollande is proving lefties have no clue!
    Balls/Milipede/Hollande are from the same heritage – ignorant little marxoid twats who know nothing about economics!

  161. 161
    Richard Timney says:

    Isn’t that activity which may or may not feature on TelevisionX the speciality of a Labour MP?

  162. 162
    Tenth bloke who used to go to a pub says:

    My head still hurts. Whose round is it?

  163. 163
    Leclerc says:

    “France should serve as a warning to us all of what would happen under Monsieur Millibande…”

    Trouble is that the vast majority of the electorate that are stupid enough to vote for the Liebour Party candidates have little or no grasp on reality. Somebody defined insanity as doing the same thing time after time and expecting a different outcome. Monsieur Milibande is proposing to do again that which has failed time after time if he ever gets into No 10, but his supporters will never understand that…

  164. 164
    CoryBantes says:

    So that’s the plan.

    Don’t fix the economy.

    Just screw up Milliband.

    Typical public school.

    Why not plant drugs in his blazer?

  165. 165
    Militant & Milibland says:

    Is France part of Milibland’s One Dumb Nation?

  166. 166
    Labour voter says:

    Yeah wot ever , Jeremy Kyle can sort it he’s my MP

  167. 167
    M says:

    It’s never about the economy
    It’s all about power & control

  168. 168
    Anonymous says:

    Tax tyranny, hysterical nonsense.

    PS. Labour will win the next election.

  169. 169
    Inspector Cluedo says:

    Fuck off Owen.

  170. 170
    Inspector Cluedo says:

    Fuck off Owen.

  171. 171
    Marine Le Pen says:

    Oui, mais avez-vous un juif, s’il vous plait?

  172. 172
    Anonymous says:

    Well it wasn’t the unions that brought the country to it’s knees Oh that’s right it was the bankers the Tory party funders and paid themselves a fortune just for being incompetent.

  173. 173
    Anonymous says:

    While Tory scum are stealing food from the mouths of children to feed their rich parasite friends

  174. 174
    Rouge Ed says:

    We need to offer a bail-out. It doesn’t need a judge-led inquiry first.

  175. 175
    Vote UKIP says:

    Camercnut and Co. are gutless weak half-hearted PC socialists anyway. We might as well have Miliprat & Bollux back in to complete the ruination of the economy quickly.

    Then perhaps Joe and Josephine Public will finally realise that the LABLIBCONNERS are all self serving corrupt bastards. We must get rid of them completely and have a fresh start,

  176. 176
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    To celebrate May Day this year I am planning a short break in the Cayman Islands.

    Are French African Grey parrots allowed to do that Monsieur Le President ?

  177. 177
    Grrrrr says:

    Where can I get this stolen food,

    Frankly I’m not to keen on chips, burgers and ice cream stolen from children. half eaten, probably stale – I mean how is it stores – what about Health and Safety?

    Where do I sign up for stolen children food?

  178. 178
    Grrrrr says:

    Quite so

    Poor Ol’ Bob Crow is scrimping by on just £140,000 with a free council house.

    Can we start some sort of charity so that he can live on a decent wage?

  179. 179
    Handycock No1 Trougher in Parliament says:

    Quite right Ed. When will they ever learn that Socialism only works for us politicians. Boaz.

  180. 180
    Grrrrr says:

    I’ve been in Hackney and I’ve never seen a rubbish tip, or anyone looking through rubbish.
    Can anyone tell me where to find this, and – more importantly – what is in this rubbish that’s worth finding.

    Answers on a post card please.

  181. 181
    Grrrrr says:

    Why is this page full of Guardianista scum?

    Is the dole office closed today?

  182. 182
    Vicky Price from Pontins says:

    Cahuzac apparently has a friend who is briefing the Press that he is a devastated and broken man.

    No doubt he will be suicidal tomorrow.

  183. 183
    Con Artists says:

    Vote Labour for a cast iron guarantee of uncontrolled immigration and EU payments

    ps Gooey Blob is a mong

  184. 184
    golli says:

    So do hundreds of millions of others as well as the 50% of youngsters in Europe unemployed thanks to too-big-too-jail bankster scum. Give them life meaning life.

  185. 185
    cynic says:

    Don’t worry. They already know that Democracy is just the public relations of Kleptocracy.

  186. 186
    cynic says:

    There’ll only be a fresh start in a new life. This one is beyond recovery.

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