April 2nd, 2013

Quote of the Day


13 Comments

  1. 1
    East India Company Wallah says:

    It must have been a strange question

  2. 2
    A W_G says:

    What was the question . . . who is better at playing tiddly winks with the other patients in the nut hutch

  3. 3
    Miss Haversham says:

    Ah to be perfectly honest I was delighted the Psycho Jesus Bliar was replaced by the nutty professor. Fucking Delighted. But with benefit of hindsight, we are well rid of both of them.

  4. 4
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    If the answer was Gordon Brown then the question must have been shit-related.

  5. 5
    gordon's brown hole says:

    nicely put

  6. 6
    Miss Haversham says:

    I think the question was do you want to keep the murdering Bliar as PM or make way for the Nutty Professor Brown?

  7. 7
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    If Paolo Di Canio was to become the next EU President he would feel at home.

  8. 8
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Yeah, Gordon was such a good idea that he lost them the election. Do these people have any “great ideas” for 2015– you know, when voters get tired of the Coalition (or what remains of it) and vote it out? It would be nice to know in advance what those might be– is that OK with you, Ed?

  9. 9
    Kevin T says:

    Say what you like about him but none of his teams has gone bankrupt or had most of its players unemployed or stolen money from its fans’ bank accounts.

  10. 10
    M says:

    If you convert to a catholic you’er gonna up set all those Muslim leaders in the Labour Party

  11. 11
    John Tandy says:

    Spot on. Where has Gordon Brown disappeared to ?

  12. 12
    John Tandy says:

    And the longer Balls remains as Shadow Chancellor George will be laughing all the way to the 2015 election. Its akin to an arsonist be called to extinguish his own fire !

  13. 13

    Get their core competences reviewed for impact effectiveness. It is copacetic baby.


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