March 25th, 2013

Rich’s Monday Morning View


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    Herman von Bumboy says:

    Get yer ‘air cut.

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    Pineapple Slicer says:

    That’s so funny I almost laughed.

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    Cry me a river says:

    Evidence that the Beeb and politics are all in it together. Offcom do not accept complaints about biaswed reporting by the BBC. Instead they direct you to complaon to the BBC Trust as they are the only ones who deal with complaints. A fairer society for all.Next election will get a ‘none of the above’ vote.

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    Anonymous says:

    Immigration. Stop giving people indefinite stay and British Citizenship.

    For all non British Citizenship don’t give them any benefits, health care, schools or housing. Charge them for using UK public services. If they break any rules put them in a plane and send them back on their own money, otherwise keep them in prison.

    This is what happens in most of the countries in the world. You work there pay for every thing you use and you leave the country when you stop working or when that country doesn’t need you any more.

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    Raving Loon says:

    What about the 1000’s of people who follow the religion of peace who are already here and want us dead/enslaved?

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    Fuck it says:

    What about jocks?

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    Stavros King says:

    People who turn up at the borders are usually hungry for work.

    It’s the Brits who are lazy spongers, hundreds of thousands of them are soaking up free housing and sitting idle on benefits for years whilst hard working Polish families come and work hard.

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    Guido Fawkes & Owen Jones Coalition says:

    For anyone who missed Boris Johnson on Marr yesterday …

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    Long Dissapearing Englishman says:

    They are to qualify for extra top ups.

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    Raving Loon says:

    “So the BBC is ultimately accountable to the BBC Trust with regard to these areas.”

    So that’s alright then.


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    A Crook says:

    Trust us. We are the BBC Trust.

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    albacore says:

    Desperate Dave caught with a smoking gun?
    Well, although it might be a lot of fun
    He could save himself all of that trouble
    With a referendum at the double

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    A Briton says:

    Cameron is soft. If you believe a word he says about immigration you are a fool. A mere handful of the millions of the illegal immigrants have been deported. The rest are going to be give a big fat wadge of money and told to carry on ruining the country.

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    Popeye says:

    Cameron talking his usual rubbish, they will not get benefits.
    All they will do is move off one benefit account on to another with a different name.
    He really thinks we are a bunch of idiots.
    Roll on 2015.

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    A Briton says:

    Nonsense. You obviously don’t live in an area which has been overun yet. A massive proportion of immigrants are on benefits living a life of Riley.

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    JH3824092384023 says:

    Ever noticed how lefty ruses always have some leaden name indicating whatever effect or cause they are falsely claiming to be batting for?

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    P l e b says:

    Mair for Mayor!

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    Quiet Bat Person says:

    I am using a text-only browser today.

    But I still think the cartoon is shit.

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    Guido Fawkes & Owen Jones Coalition says:

    Oh and by the way, if you’ve got big money in any bank anywhere now we would consider splitting it, because the line’s been crossed.

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    A Briton says:


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    Riley says:

    Too true, I want my life back, to be sure!

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    Quiet Bat Person says:

    What is an ‘instant council flat’? Do you just add water?

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    Joss Taskin says:

    You’re a nasty piece of work, aren’t you ?

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    Curtains says:

    2015 is too late, There will be another half a million here by then.

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    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    Fuck off !

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    Anonymous says:

    Three times at least.

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    Anonymous says:

    Brits who are lazy spongers, we cannot to any thing about them except cutting off there benefits. No other country will take them.

    As for Polish, lots of them are on benefits as well.

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    Curtains says:

    Its the one that the government will carry on giving to immigrants whether we like it or not. The marxist judiciary will make sure of that.

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    Anonymous says:

    Most Indian’s will give £1,000 and come to UK and claim it back with in a month.

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    Blobby says:

    And sending money home to Poland.

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    The Piss soaked tramp known as TAT says:

    The Russians are going to freeze German assets in Russia? *popcorn*

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    Dave talks tough on .... says:

    I’m gonna talk tough like you’ve never heard anyone talk tough.

    On that, I give you my cast iron promise.

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    Leeroy Jaspy says:

    It’s our country now.

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    Sir William Wade says:

    Who’s it meant to be?

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    Old England says:

    Why is it that people in prominent positions called “ED”,are complete and utter
    nasty,spiteful,clueless twats,and,think its funny to use their position to further their childish,lefty views….No more MAIR…off my christmas list….

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    Hava Nagila says:

    God, these cartoons are shit. I mean, seriously, did you put out an advert saying “Wanted: educationally-subnormal artist. Must be humourless and unable to draw”?

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    Ed Miliwonk says:

    I didn’t realise that Dave was left handed.

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    Commie purpose says:

    Your prime minister Milliclegameron of course.

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    Sir William Wade says:

    You mean Syeeda at the pharmacy wants to kill me? And I thought she was a nice girl.

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    It’s instantly recognisable as the useless LIBLABCONNER tosser who pretends to be a Prime Minister

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    Residing in 96.96% white Merseyside says:

    In the old days it was the British who settled in the Colonies and soaked it all up whilst the natives did all the hard work for virtually nothing.

    Must be a British trait.

    Still, I suppose we enriched them!

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    Jock women are the best at Curling one down says:

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    Hadrian says:

    All his friends play for the sinister side

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    Residing in 96.96% white Merseyside says:

    Thank goodness we don’t have a mega-m*osque up our way accommodating 10,000 – yet!

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    Commie purpose says:

    No suprise that the UK Border agency is shit it was meant to be shit that was the intention
    In fact it was so good at being shit it’s former head has been promoted.

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    Residing in 96.96% white Merseyside says:

    You mean she still sells you condoms?

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    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    is that Terry Thomas?

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    Anonymous says:

    Now we have become stupid, we go to war win and spend even more money on those countries.

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    Residing in 96.96% white Merseyside says:

    Hitler once famously said that he would rather have spent the time in the dentist’s chair than listen to Franco. I’d say the same about Boris.

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    Bless their pointy little heads says:

    Nevermind Dave, we have heard it all before.

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    No going back. says:

    So the Euro club welcomes any Tom, Dick or Harry in with welcome arms. But woe betide anyone who tries to leave.

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    Residing in 96.96% white Merseyside says:

    And a million ethnic Brits will have emigrated by then.

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    Commie purpose says:

    Anybody who the job centre think isn’t activly seeking work can lose their dole so what is new Dave?

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    Mind your backs. says:

    Every day Dave looks more like Ted Heath.

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    Guido Fawkes & Owen Jones Coalition says:

    The workers really are revolting. TIME’s Michael Schuman says Marx was right

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    Surrey Shiresman says:

    Nice to see some Scottish finally win something. With the exception of Chris Hoy we normally associate the country with bitter losers.

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    Rand Paul for President says:

    If Boris’ private life from 25 years ago is fair game, then why not ask Ed Miliband about singing Marxist songs with Eric Hobsbawn in his youth?

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    egghead says:

    thats about the only sport the sweatboxes are any good at!! that and creating ridiculous traitor politicians…yes to Scottish independence ie piss off!

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    Residing in 96.96% white Merseyside says:

    Wouldn’t it be better to either increase the cost of gas supplies or cut if off?

    I love it when Russia flexes it’s muscle. Just like the good old days we all hanker for.

    Except 1979-1997 of course!

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    Anonymous says:

    send Brit ex-pats back home; might not be a bad idea as they live off their own money not benefits, so if they come back it will be good for the economy.

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    V1le, vicious Labour ruined my Country says:

    This new initiative is 50 years too late, England is no longer England.

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    Lightbulb says:

    I remember meeting her at the Home Office. Utterly unimpressive woman who had no idea about the laws of this country.

    She’s now mismanaging the HMRC.

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    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    If Cameron is being sincere about immigration then I am a Russian oligarch.

    Do svidanya.

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    The stone age says:

    Only Scotch women would make Rock throwing a sport.

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    Fooling nobody says:

    No, but its a sound0bite.

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    DICK TURPIN says:

    Buy Palladium says:
    March 25, 2013 at 8:39 am

    Send brit ex-pats back home. They don’t integrateYes He was Bored to death by Jimmy Tarbuck and Bruce Forsyth

    They could on the other hand have used Polodium

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    Owin Jokes says:

    You are a nasty piece of work, aren’t you ?

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    Commie purpose says:

    The trouble with Marxism is that it always ends up with a lot people getting shot in the back of the head.

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    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    There has been a huge nuclear power plant radiation leak in Cyprus. Oh hang on that’s happening tomorrow.

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    Putinov Vodka says:

    The Russians will take their time, Putin is pursuing the classic Russian policy, of access to the Med and the recreation of the Russian Empire. The more the EU f_ck up in the Eastern Med the better, with strong cultural links to the Greeks and Greek Cypriots being reinforced with cash and energy you can see his plan panning out. Pick off the Greeks into Russian led economic partnership and you not only split the EU but a good chance of f_cking off NATO as well! It will also draw a line on EU/NATO expansion further East, the Ukraine can forget leaving Mother Russia’s embrace!

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    VINCE Lay a CABLE says:

    I’m off to Curl one right now

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    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    The trouble with Marxism is that they always end up running out of other people’s money.

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    Ve vill of course be taking our usual 10% for brokering the Cyprus deal
    Ve are not called The European “Commission” For nothing

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    BoJo says:

    Assists someone in being beaten up? Yep, I’d say Boris is a nasty piece of work.

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    Racial Obsessives Are Boring says:

    What you talking about, white man?

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    Bertie Blatant..tells it how it is says:

    Or add the prices to their shiops when they open one on the corner

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    just great says:

    Cyprus agrees deal on €10bn bailout
    Markets rise as agreement does not need parliamentary approval

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    The Law says:


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    An art critic says:

    Not caddish enough

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    Anonymous says:

    The Big Immigration Speech

    Dave, your immigration speech
    Will promise things out of reach
    We’ve not forgot the CAST IRON VOW
    And nobody believes you now
    Everything you say’s untrue
    The law is made in the EU

    The Tory troops you try to muster
    All realise the speech is bluster
    Your hope to shoot the UKIP Fox
    Won’t surface in the ballot box
    Now UKIP’s got you on the ropes
    And blown away all Tory hopes

    We’re all fed up pissed off and grumpy
    Sick to death of Ange and Rumpy
    We do not want your EU flag
    To us it’s just a piece of rag
    We want our sovereignty back
    Our culture, laws and Union Jack

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    A liar, a humbug, a hypocrite, a vagabond, a scrounger, a parasite, a pervert, a worm, a loathsome spotted reptile, a self-confessed politician.

    A man (or woman) who by his (or her) own admission chews pillows.

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    Bless their pointy little heads says:

    Hilda Ogden was the Worlds curling champion and she was born in Toxteth.

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    RETARDS ARE US says:

    It’s a fact that Guido’s moderators wouldn’t get a job at Remploy

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    So if confiscation is OK in Cyprus, how long before it comes to a bank near you?

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    Anonymous says:

    The Big Immigration Speech by Cameron will unravel within the 1st hour. It as big holes in it.

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    Bless their pointy little heads says:

    Cooking up poisonous Biryanis in the middle of the night as well, I shouldn’t wonder.

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    6months ago I was shot by the Taliban Now I'm on benefits in Birmingham says:

    Why? Is he throwing young boys overboard now?

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I made lots of friends when I worked at Remploy,mostly out of wood.

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    just wrong says:

    Or you, Jonah.

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    DAVE Big Talk No Action COMERMONG says:

    Immigrants will lose benefits if they don’t find a job after 6 months
    and will have to wait two years for a council house
    they may also have to pay for NHS treatment

    Absolute bollocks ! He knows the European court of Human Shites will have a field day and it will cost the taxpayers a fortune yet again

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    Anonymous says:


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    Lloyd (it's safe to eat my shite again) Grossperson says:

    He was being sincere when he left his kids in the pub !

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    Putinov Vodka says:

    He’s just a total fop, no clue, no passion, no desire to actually change anything. His only objective is keep being PM look after the ‘Establishment’ and by that i mean the LibLabCon elite and their pilot fish parasites. If you want the ‘none of the above’ stamps to use on your voting papers there is a chap selling them on eBay!

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    I’m a british ex-pat living abroad and I wouldn’t come back if you paid me!

    Why do you think we left????

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    still guessing says:

    Danny Alexander?

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    Tangible alternative investments.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    ‘bitter losers’ did somebody call?

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    boo boo says:

    They’ll be an agreement made at about 2.30 in the morning giving away more of our hard won freedoms. Let-win, the clue is in the name.

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    Common Purpose is evil says:

    What do you expect from a servant of Common Purpose.

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    just wrong says:

    Shelving from IKEA is worthless you fool!

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    The Old Fella says:

    Not to mention the Iorish tinkers, soir, and all the rubbish they leave behind

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    Bless their pointy little heads says:

    Has your head re-grown any of it yet?.

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    Bank, noun. A convenient place to store your money until such time as the government decides to withdraw it. See also ‘personal pension fund’.

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    Al Capone's guns don't argue says:

    If that is Russian criminal’s assets that are been stolen from the banks I can’t imagine them talking too kindly to that.

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    The Old Fella says:

    Sort of nebulous?

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    WVM says:

    Exactly, just more snake oil from Dave.

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    I knew i shouldn’t have asked my bodyguard to wash my back

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    More to the point says:

    Smoking gun??

    Tipped umbrella more like.

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    almost there says:

    That’s when the shooting starts actually.

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    Miley Cyprus is on holiday. Will this stop the runs for her?

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    I Predict a Cyp-riot says:

    Quotation from the BBC website:

    “The percentage to be levied on large deposits in the Bank of Cyprus will be resolved in the coming weeks, Mr Dijsselbloem said. One key element of the deposit tax, demanded by the IMF, is that it not require a parliamentary vote.”

    Tells you all you need to know about the Eurozone. No concrete agreement on how to shaft the over 100,000-euro depositors, and definitely do not let democracy anywhere near the deal.

    So problems all solved then

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    LibLabConmen says:

    We’re terrified of UKIP so we’ve finally decided to crack down on immigration. This crackdown will involve lots of tough talk to fool the electorate but no action.

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    More to the point says:

    He seems to forget he’s dealing with vagabonds, criminals and r4pists.

    And…….they don’t make a living selling clothes pegs these days.

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    Curling involves Pushing a big lump across the ice
    i suppose it’s like getting your husband down the shops

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Ah, but while we’re all pontificating about this, what’s going on in some other department?

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    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Wait two years for a council house!

    The vast majority of councils allocate homes based on needs. So consequently immigrants turning up on our shores homeless are at the very top of the lists and it’s everyone else that has to wait. And wait far longer that two years.

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    “No benefits if you don’t find a job within 6 months”. I’m pretty sure in other countries – Germany, for example – if you don’t find a job within 6 months you’re kicked out of the country – EU citizen or not – let alone denied benefits.

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    BoJo says:

    He didn’t deny it.

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    We emigrated in 2010 and don’t regret a second. We pay our own way here and are not entitled to anything. This is how it should be. We are, however, still liable to pay tax in the UK, which we do, even though we don’t live there.

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    More to the point says:

    Andrew Pierce Hat-tips Guido

    Actor Hugh Grant, the driving force behind the anti-newspaper brigade Hacked Off, never used to be so vengeful. The blogger Guido Fawkes unearthed part of his interview on Desert Island Discs when he said: ‘You can’t really moan. Sometimes you think it would be nice if the tabloids didn’t dig up every skeleton and lie and smear and all those things, but on the other hand when they lie and smear and poke fun at other celebrities it gives me enormous delight. So I can’t be too hypocritical.’

    Oh yes he can.

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    Call me Dave says:

    They love my snake oil, they just can’t seem to get enough of it what what.

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    The Old Fella says:

    When you think about it it is quite frightening, what would happen if all these Ruskies
    were suddenly to pull out of this country and the south east in particular, a good article in the Guardian’s Sunday issue,
    all those city types (bankers, accountants, etc), lawyers, industries and facilties that have sprung up to cater to their needs, what will they do

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    Hugh Grant says:


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    One Term Dave says:

    You forget that politics is simply PR with greater opportunities for embezzling the taxpayer. And everyone says that I am a PR master.

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    Tessa Tickles says:

    Either that, or Imodium.

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    sleepwalking into a fascist state says:

    Yeah the solution was to ditch democracy, as ever with the EU. Surely even the most ardent europhile can see the dangers here?

    What are your thoughts on this matter Jimmy, you prick?

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    The Old Fella says:

    So, you trust the NI set up then, where no one remembers anything, knows nobody they have dealt with.

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    Wyle Cop says:

    …and a player of the pink oboe…

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    Anonymous says:

    Can we do those things ? i thought if they were EU citizens we couldnt control all of the above. If we can control them Why TF havent we been doing so for the past 25 years !

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    More to the point says:

    {Boris Berezovsky’s body has been taken away from the mansion where he was found dead ahead of an Home Office post mortem.}

    In a body-bag. No doubt the start of a fuller cover-up.

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    Fact Hunt says:

    It’s quite amusing to see Camoron, Millionaireband and Claggy desperately trying to scramble on the bandwagon now UKIP are setting the agenda on immigration. One question to all of them. Why didn’t you do something about it when you had the chance? Wankers.

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    Anonymous says:

    The BBC dont care about complaints, they are all in a cosy little club and they will hang on to their perks like grim death. Most of R4 is now dire, its really on the slide.

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    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Absolute rubbish, on average 100 people are now applying for every job out there and many of those unskilled jobs are given to immigrants. The point is with 2.5 million out of work do we really need immigrants at all?

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    Put on Pensioner says:

    Poor old Dave, he reminds me so much of that lying chancer criminal Cris Huhne denying all yet promising justice will rightly prevail and how all shall see his words are true and right and honestly given.

    I’m sure Chris believed every thing he spouted, just like Dave.

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    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    First thing is first, out of the EU.

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    Aaron D Highside says:

    It may seem irrelevant after the foregoing comments, but I thought the cartoon was pretty good for a change.

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    Anonymous says:

    I havent heard the interview (i dont do embarassing!) but i have always thought Eddie Mair was one of the better R 4 presenters, he seems even handed when interviewing politicians of all parties.He is also quite funny, i wonder if the “you are a nasty piece of work “comment was not as bad as it sounds written down. did anybody hear it, what do you think ?

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    Herman van Rompuy says:

    Job done, what’s the next crisis our German taxpayers have to deal with?

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    anonymous man says:

    I’m gonna buy some land and turn over beef cattle for market for whoever (or is it ‘whomever’?) is gonna take over the country.

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    Anonymous says:

    Surely you dont pay tax in 2 places ?

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    Emily Thornberry's speaking bathroom scales says:

    Thank heaven the easter recess will soon be here. Emily is away for a few days.

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    Fog says:

    Cameron is just tinkering, government making bits up as they go along, but it wouldn’t matter what he said, it wouldn’t get past the lefty media and the Liebour machine who will twist everything, lie about everything, and worst of all withhold information. Most British people are totally and utterly aware that Britons cannot, in any country in the world, including Europe, receive any kind of benefits, housing or healthcare, on arrival, unless or until they are long term tax-paying residents, and in most cases citizens. So we’re all wondering why the British government cannot tackle this problem properly – because they are scared of the media?

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    Labourunionsbbc are one under the EU says:

    Why does nobody in the media ever mention global warming anymore?

    At one time they never left off.

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    Eddie Mare says:

    So Mr Miliband, when you were 10 you cheated at conkers against your brother. My question is; you’re a really vindictive nasty shite aren’t you?

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    More to the point says:

    No job seekers allowance after 6 months, unless “they” can prove they have been actively seeking work.

    Not a loop-hole; a bloody sink hole.

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    Eddie Mare says:

    Mr Grant, you can’t act, is that why you have entered politics?

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    boris says:

    the ladies love my trouser snake oil.

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    Anonymous says:

    Oh ! if only you were PM ODODOD, then i would emigrate !!!!

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    DAVE lord charles CAMERON says:

    Not really thought it through have you Dave ?

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    Anonymous says:

    Do you remember when they were spinning it that everything was Theresa Mays fault last year ? Can nobody in public sector jobs be honest ?

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    Anonymous says:

    Ha Ha Ha, fop.If anybody is a fop its the lisping effete Ed Milliband, i was gobsmacked when i heard he had married a woman !

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    Anonymous says:

    I hadnt noticed him go grey, age 25 years and put on 3 stone! i should give specsavers an urgent call !

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    APE HOUSE says:



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    David Cameron says:

    You killed the wrong Boris, you idiot!

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    Astro physicist says:

    Engerland is getting to be a bit of a blackhole.

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    SP4BS says:

    It already happened.
    Banks and investments failed. QE. etc.

    For at least some of the people with Cyprus accounts, its not so much that they’re getting money confiscated, more they put their money into a dodgy investment scheme that called its self a bank.

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    Anonymous says:

    Also about his property “arrangements”

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    delroy says:

    I say old chap, we don’t tolerate such behaviour here.

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    Eddie Mair says:


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    Guido Fawkes & Owen Jones Coalition says:

    How the People’s Assembly can challenge our suffocating political consensus – and why it’s vital–and-why-its-vital-that-we-do-8547507.html

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    SP4BS says:

    Did someone ask you for his address?

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    Anonymous says:

    We are so gullible, we must be the only EU country who plays by the rules and it affects the uk citizen.

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    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Why doesn’t Mr Cameron go to the local Job Centre and hire a few people to dig a large trench.

    He can then line up all the immigrants in front of the trench and call out the Army to machine gun them.

    With a bit of luck they will all fall dead into the trench.

    Perhaps the Electorate will then be happy ?

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    Actually, we do. But it’s still cheaper to live here than in the UK.

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    A Bengal Lancer from Southall says:

    What…like the Black Hole of Calcutta?

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    Anonymous says:

    ukip are a waste of space,the media is mischief making by talking them up.Some of their policies are barking.

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    skint but happy expat says:

    No matter where you go or live, tax is unavoidable. It is added to most things you buy including food, petrol, clothes etc. So although you may not pay directly to more than government, there are still sticky fingers on your pocket, purse or wallet all over the world.

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    Huge Grunt says:

    Once I got caught with my todger in some whore’s gob, my career bombed but I didn’t need to enter politics. I found that merely being a whiny little pussy I was able to gain complete control over a parliamentary democracy, introduce any law I liked, and destroy 300 years of press freedom.

    I think, to celebrate, I’ll go and pay some whore to suck my little todger.

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    Anonymous says:

    His 2 “love children” will be sop roud when they can find out about Auntie Devine on google !

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    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Chrissie Lagarde has said that this Bailout is “comprehensive and credible ” ;

    I have tried to understand it but the Press coverage is very poor .

    I understand it is the end of the road for Laiki Bank and the Cypriot Parliament has been sidestepped but I am none the wiser as to what is to happen to large depositors and businesses in Laiki Bank and the Bank’s staff.

    There will most certainly have to be sackings at IMF EU and ECB over all these but no news on this has been forthcoming.

    I mean to say some people have had to work all weekend eating pizza to sort this mess out so lets not brush the crumbs under the carpet .

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    Ethnically "cleansing" England of the English says:

    You are falsely assuming that they have done something to rmedy the situation.

    Their rhetoric is 99% lies.

    Only judge them by their actions…which to date confirms that they are f*cking traitors…all of them.

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    Tovarich says:

    That applies even if most of their assets are legit. Not all Russkies are crooks you know.

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    Cynical-old-bag says:

    I agree. We have integrated well here and we are learning to speak the language. Beats anything the UK has to offer hands down.

  178. 178
    Lost in Clacton says:

    But if Cameron starts killing people we will have to send him with Naomi Campbell to see Hague .

  179. 179
    Tessa Tickles says:

    I thought nobody was allowed to claim jobseekers’ allowance unless they could prove they were actively seeking work.

  180. 180
    Tovarich says:

    I thought only hairdressers did curling. Where have I been all my life. At the barber’s?

  181. 181
    Cynical-old-bag says:

    No qualifications at all. Seems to me that’s all you need to become an MP.

  182. 182
    Boris Berezovsky’s Bodyguard says:

    [In a Russian accent] Could somebody please advise me on how to claim my jobseekers allowance?

  183. 183
    Delboy says:

    But it will get the fat fucker out of our hair.

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    Tovarich says:

    Sackings?? Clearly you do not understand how the IMF, EU and ECB work. Promotions are more likely for having :solved: this pesky little problem. The fun starts when the Russians decide how they are going to get their cash back from that lot.

  185. 185
    Tovarich says:

    .. of their policies are Pop(u)lar too. Touche!!

  186. 186
    SP4BS says:

    Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994) $100,000
    Blow job (1995) -$1,300
    Notting Hill (1999) $7,500,000
    Mickey Blue Eyes (1999) $7,500,000
    Two Weeks Notice (2002) $12,500,000

    If anything its done his career a power of good.

  187. 187
    The Black Spot says:

    …What a load of bollocks….you’ll be telling us next that Cameron heads the most right wing government since Thatcher(who actually wasn’t at all right wing)

  188. 188
    Tovarich says:

    More to the point, when are our gutless politicians going to make the changes to stop all this money we are having to pay being wasted on the various “climate” scams?

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    A plane full of flying euros says:

    I read somewhere that there are 5.5 million Brits messing about living abroad in the EU and generally paying little or no tax here .

    If we come out of the EU now and all these start flocking back what are we going to do apart from giving them interest free mortgages to buy cheap houses off Northern Rock ?

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    Are you 'avin' a laff ?.... says:

    Er…..have you actually seen what constitutes “actively seeking work” ? You fill out a dinky little A4 Booklet with a few jobs you’ve either got off the internet or at the job centre, show a few applications you’ve made by entries in your “little book”(er no proof you’ve actually sent them) and then every 2 weeks you clock in to the job centre and see an advisor who couldn’t give a flying fuck…after 3 months you go on a day’s Course where they tell you to surf the internet or look in newspapers and on job sitesand keep applying…..and then after 6 month you go on another course which tells you exactly the long as you can show that you’ve applied for at least 5 jobs pw(by filling out your little book)then no worries…any acknowledgements you get from application which is extremely rare you put in your “little book”….but of cpourse you can apply for 100’s of jobs but few will actually acknowledge it…BUT you are “actively seeking work”

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    Tovarich says:

    EVERYBODY should read that article – and then plan on how to lock up your daughters!

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    He saved the World but bankrupted Britain says:

    Hang on stop pinching Labour policies will you !!!!

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    Tovarich says:

    Only 5 million? Pfft, there are more Pckies than that in Bradford alone.

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    Demagogue says:

    It was a nasty piece of interviewing from a nasty BBC. Accusing him of lying about an affair many years ago is a cheap shot. Of course people lie about affairs and other secretive activities until they are found out; ask Paddy Pantsdown, Two Jags Prescott, Ron Davies, Silvio Berlusconi etc.etc.

  195. 195
    Hugh Janus says:

    The usual piss and wind from the Heir to Blair. Another day, another headline…..

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    Welsh activist. says:

    Blowing up cashpoints in Cyprus now.

  197. 197
    Raging Biggles says:

    Camoron is good but why the black mark on his cheek?

  198. 198
    Abdel from Tooting says:

    Bloody hell customs officers in Cyprus are now taking cash off people at airports.

    We cannot just sit back and let this happen .

    What have Mr Cameron and Mr Clegg done to help Cyprus this morning.

    And while I am at it when are we going to get a clear explanation as to how the UK Government stood back and let horsemeat get in the EU food chain?

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    Bertie Blatant..tells it how it is says:

    Also you forgot about getting pissed in city centres late at night and rucking

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    Delboy says:

    I reckon we sold the Cypriots down the fucking river last night .

    No programme whatsoever for inward investment from the EU to counteract unemployment and they did not even have the guts to sack the Heads of the Bank of Cyprus who are still there this morning .

    If the euro was up this morning I reckon it will be down before Easter.

    Putin will be in there working a deal I tell you .

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    Balkanising Britain for profit and party gain says:

    The Liblabcon have absolutely zero intention of curbing immigration.

    Too many powerful vested interests profit form the scam.

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    Dmitri says:

    I have a 100 euros in cash and a plane ticket from Nicosia to London .

    I am on my way England .

    Things cant get much worse for me .

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    The Old Fella says:

    They could not put the Black Spot on his hand so they put it on his face, you know what the Black Spot means me hearties, fifteen men on a dead man’s chest, yo ho hum and a bottle of rum

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    yvemaria says:

    If these Polish People are so Good at Working why don’t they stay in POLAND?
    There must be Loads of Work for them there,or is it the thought of getting Benifits and being able to Work in UK that attracts them.
    I have seen some of there Work on a New Housing Development and can honestly say that theWorkmanship was Disgusting and has had to all be re; Done,which has cost treble too. The Mortar was mainly Sand and 17 Houses have had to be pulled down before they all Fell Down.

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