March 25th, 2013

Judgement Day for Handycock

The Tory candidate in Portsmouth South has not taken too kindly to party sources telling Guido that their local association is “broke and in complete disarray”, and that “they are proceeding with a hopeless candidate”. Flick Drummond may be tested sooner rather than later though; tomorrow is judgement day for Mike Hancock. The sleazy LibDem MP and local councillor faces a misconduct hearing at Portsmouth City Council to determine whether to launch a full investigation over his inappropriate harassment of a mentally ill constituent. If this goes badly for him and he is suspended it could trigger yet another blue on yellow by-election. Back in 2010, Guido exclusively revealed some of the texts the beardy-weirdy was sending and a full dossier of complaints was also sent to, and promptly ignored by, Clegg’s office. Hancock has been dodging the meeting for months, but will be relieved it is being held in secret without the press or public. Friends of the woman in question told the Sunday Express:

“The man needs to go. She has gone through absolute hell and all she wants is justice. She could not face seeing him at the meeting but she will be fully represented.”

As reported in yesterday’s Sun column, UKIP are looking to build on their success in Eastleigh and are already on the ground opening campaign offices and poaching respected local Tories to run the show. The LibDems may be broke, but given they control the council they will be confident of their chances. It all sounds very familiar…


  1. 1
    Lord fondlebum of boyes says:

    Never a cock handy when you need one.

  2. 2
    another Etonian bumboy says:

    I can handle 12 in one go. Creme eggs of course.

  3. 3
    Princess seen it all says:

    ‘You never know?’ I can guess,it’s probably something to do with your penis and where you want to put it.

  4. 4
    Darth Murdoch says:

    Lib dem in being a bearded weirdo shocker!
    I thought being a pervert was a condition for entry into the lib dems.

  5. 5
    Ffion says:

    Has anyone seen my willy?

  6. 6
    Vince Cable says:


  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    According to research one million Bulgarians and Romanians are coming to Eastleigh.

  8. 8
    Nick Clegg says:


  9. 9
    Cool Hand Jacob says:

    I can suck 50 cocks

  10. 10
    Arch beat the bishop of Cuntebury says:

    It was either join the libdems or the CoE I chose to touch the cloth.

  11. 11
    Back@woodsman says:

    Presumably , if it all goes tits up, in a manner of speaking, for Handycock, then Clegg will face questions on why he ignored the warning. Shame !

  12. 12
    Darth Farage says:

    No, no, no. They’re coming to portsmouth now. And then on to wherever the next by election is.

  13. 13
    superman says:

    Tories, Lib Dems, UKIP – All the same – right handed with their own penis!

  14. 14
    Gordon Brown says:

    Please give me another chance you never know xxx

  15. 15
    Chris Huhne says:

    Only 3 weeks now and I’ll be out! Having learnt my lesson, I would love to serve the people of Portsmouth, should I be asked.

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

  17. 17
    Long Dissapearing Englishman says:

    Dave has already wound me up and he’s only been on for a couple of minutes.

  18. 18
    V1le, vicious Labour ruined my Country says:

    No it’s projected to be at least 10 million. Why would anyone stay in those countries if they can improve their living standards by ten times?

  19. 19

    Nick knew nothing of this.

    And if he did, he new very little.

    But if he knew a lot, he can’t remember much about it now.

    And anyway, whatever he knew/didn’t know/forgot/misremembered, he’s “sowwy. Vewwy vewwy sowwy… “

  20. 20

    “I’m sowwy, vewwy vewwy sowwy…”

  21. 21
    Enjoy watching confrontation with Handy says:

  22. 22
    Nick fucking Clegg says:

  23. 23
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Portsmouth City Council is a nest of vipers. The Councillors as in other cities with city status get to choose who becomes the senior local Crown Court Judge i.e. The Recorder of Portsmouth. And don’t Portsmouth Recorders have a long history of concealing chil.d

  24. 24
    Vince Cable says:

    If it wasn’t for all the mentaly ill constituants we wouldn’t have any votes

  25. 25

    Mike Hancock, “You’re a nasty piece of work aren’t you?”

  26. 26
    ECHR says:

    You will take all of them.

    That is all.

  27. 27
    Perv Party says:

    Let’s not forget the Lib Dem councillor who told a 13 year old girl “It’s sexy when you bend over like that”.

  28. 28
    Enjoy watching confrontation with Handy says:

    Notice how Handy pretend to phone the police. He keeps the phone to his ear throughout. If, as he claims, the police are on their way, why is he still holding the phone? And if they’re on their way, why does he keep asking them to leave? Surely the point of calling the fuzz is for them to come and arrest these guys. Handy, a pervert and congenital liar.

  29. 29
    Boris the Demagogue says:

    Just come clean Nick and tell the people what a lying scumbag you are.

  30. 30
    Gawd Help Us says:

    Sound to me like Dave has just given a couple hundred thousand more votes to UKIP.

  31. 31
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    The libdems have had more than their fair share of disreputable mp’s . They should be renamed the Party of Disrepute!

  32. 32
    Boris says:

    Anyone want Eddie Mair’s home address?

  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    In London there is Boris in Portsmouth its Mike Hancock.

  34. 34
    Hacked Off says:

    We wholeheartedly support the honourable member and his human right to behave like a randy chimpanzee and get away with it.

  35. 35
    Anonymous says:

    @Long Dissapearing Englishman

    “Dave has already wound me up and he’s only been on for a couple of minutes.”

    Don’t say that…it only encourages them. It’s the intended reaction.

    Dave long ago forfeited the right to be believed. Judge them by their actions and not their rhetoric. By this simple maxim, he has been proven to be a liar and a traitor.

    BTW – Disappearing…one s and two p’s. Think of Dave “appearing” and then “dis” him. Right!

  36. 36

    Just a pitty the meeting will only be open to the public until they are all left to leave when the Lib Dems vote to ask them to.

    Stinks of another Lib Dem fit up to get Handy off his Cock again.

    I made a complaint against his wife once and exactly the same happened.

    Same old P.C.C and same old corruption in public office.

  37. 37
    National statistics says:

    Portsmouth is home to some of the fattest and thickest people in the UK.
    We’d love to have someone like Huhne as our MP.
    We’ve had the traitor/spy/perv/dodgy contracts man for years and years. So another dodgy sexuality/liar/criminal would fit right in.

  38. 38
    Mike Hands-on-cock says:

    If that fool Leveson had done his job properly then none of you lot would know anything about this.

  39. 39
    Blowing Whistles says:

    p.s. I must ascertain which old boy judge it was who Lord Charlie Falconer allowed to swoon out of office taking a huge [£500,000] pension payoff when he got away with downloading chil.d po.rn with the excuse that he was doing research?

  40. 40
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Leveson produced ‘A Report’ – it was not A Judgment or A Ruling … but many of the interviewees did contradict one anothers evidence on oath … One wonders if perjury will be investigated?

  41. 41
    PC Tory Watcher says:

    Last seen looking for a cottage on Hampstead Heath allegedly.

  42. 42
    Randy the Chimp says:

    Oi– I don’t appreciate the comparison! You’re being Species-ist! You’re violating our primate rights! Oh yeah, right, call any human you don’t like a “chimpanzee”– we can’t help being as we are, but Mr Hancock can! Stick to what you know, such as acting like silly humans!

  43. 43

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    “Read all about!..Read all about it!

    “Something happened to someone we can’t name, in a place we can’t mention, about events we dare not report..!”

    Read all about it!

  44. 44
    teed not in the Manifesto says:

    For all his faults, at least Handycock is straight, not like Dave’s bum boys.

  45. 45
    PC Dave the Spendthrift says:

    Trust me — I’m a straight sort of guy — just like Tone.

  46. 46
    Mike Hunt says:

    and the students.

  47. 47
    Nige says:

    Thanks Dave. Keep on with all your insincere bollux. Every word helps us.

  48. 48
    Vince the Virgin says:

    Hand? Cock? Never heard of them. Must rush.

  49. 49
    Anonymous says:

    same reasons he ignored the questions on Rennard … and God knows who else.

  50. 50
    Archibald The Dog says:

    Guido: don’t believe everything you `hear’ from the local Tory Association in Portsmouth South. Flick Drummond is a hard working, exemplary candidate. The voters in that Constituency deserve better than that sleazy scumbag Handycock. Literally, Christopher Huhne would be an improvement.

  51. 51
    Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

    At least Handycock’s a male beardie-weirdie. (I think).

  52. 52
    Seb says:

    I was only disobeying orders.

  53. 53
    the poor bloody tax-payer says:

    ..but what does all this say about the tories – if you don’t fancy their chances

  54. 54
    Curly the footy fan says:

    Portsmouth should elect that splendidly tattooed fellow who was always on the telly standing cheering his team on from the terraces at Fratton Park when Portsmouth played at home. He has a bare chest in all weathers, wears a big hat and carries a rattle. We need a few more charismatic loonies at Westminster.

  55. 55
    Curly says:

    We can’t afford it…

  56. 56
    Curly says:

    So was that Jimmy fellow, wasn’t he?

  57. 57
    Curly says:

    “Flick Drummond” ? Sounds like a character in an Agatha Christie book.

  58. 58
    The Grand Master, The Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street says:

    Good luck Handy though I fully confident that luck will have nothing to do with it. So mote it be. Jahbulon.

  59. 59
    Geordieboy says:

    Handycock says” I have got money and power and I am a Lib Dem. That means I can fuck with the ladies without fear or contraception.”

  60. 60
    Mickey Handlycock says:

    I quite agree, and lead by example. The serious business of running a Huntree is best left to raving loons. In the meantime I’m going down to Fratton Park to see if I can find some nice vunerable Totty to “talk to”. Anyone who supports Pompey Football Club must be vunerable. I’ve suggested we have a Jimmy Saville memorial charity mini marathon around Southsea Common to try and lift the area. Lib Dems — Helping the Local Population into scandal– there arent many of us but we known how to raise eye brows.

  61. 61

    Don’t forget that whoever is up against Handy is also up against his fellow commies at the Portsmouth News.

    Bet your bottom dollar that the front page on Wednesday will be something like “Sorry but it wasn’t my fault.”

    He gets more favourable coverage in The News than all the neighbouring Conservative MPs and councillors put together.

    And that Henley at the BBC isn’t much better either…..

    The only credible journalist I ever met in Portsmouth was Alex Forsyth.

  62. 62

    Nick,Vince, Shirl and LibDem Voice were informed of this LibDem atrocity -
    heads in the sand and bottoms in the air and the abuse continued..

  63. 63
  64. 64

    Mr Brooking – LibDem iffyness at Stockport takes some beating. 550 kids and babies on unremediated brown asbestos, missing millions – I could go on, and I often do.

  65. 65
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    The Grand Master is looking after me, nothing to fear. Boaz.

  66. 66
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Boaz Grand master.

  67. 67
    handy's Boys and fellow members of the Phoenix Lodge including the Ch Exec PCC says:

    Jahbulon Handy.

  68. 68
    Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Queen Street says:

    Boaz Handy.

  69. 69
    Handycock Immigrant Trafficker says:

    Let them all come to Portsmouth. My boys will launder their I’ll gotten gains providing houses for them, which I will provide the planning permissions for and we will all continue to get very rich. I will bung a few quid to the LibDems for protection and we will all be happy. Boaz.

  70. 70
    Forgetful Nick Clegg says:

    Right on Handy.

  71. 71
    Grand Master, Phoenix Lodge, Portsmouth says:

    Judge Selwood from Portsmouth, now there’s a thing. Boaz.

  72. 72
    Editor Portsmouth News says:

    Boaz Handy.

  73. 73
    Jimmy Savile says:

    Handy is carrying on my torch with aplomb. I am proud of him. Boaz.

  74. 74
    Portsmouth City Council is the most corrupt Council in the UK if not the world says:

    Robert Mugabe and Good Luck Johnathan. Handy you continue to inspire us both with your model of Portsmouth City Council. Without your example to follow, we would have been finished years ago. Boaz.

  75. 75
    portsmouth news political editor says:

    Big breaking story here in that a City councillor has lost her cat. Will splash on front page. Otherwise all quiet on the political front. CX David Williams tells me its a quiet week. Nothing to see here.

  76. 76
    Nick Clegg says:

    I was struck on the head by falling copy of Hansard, and this has caused memory loss. If anything happened then I am truly, truly sorry.

  77. 77
    Jonathan Portes says:

    Great news! Immigration is always positive, always I tell you, I’m an immigrant, love me, LOVE ME YOU BSTARDS!

  78. 78
    Chris S says:

    It’s a non story : I’m sure Handy Cock will know exactly where to find her Pussy

  79. 79
    bwanamakubwa says:

    AzBo, Handy.

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