March 25th, 2013

Jacob Rees-Mogg’s Cadbury Creme Egg Addiction

As Guido revealed in yesterday’s Sun on Sunday column, the Have I Got News For You team are resorting to egg-streme measures to convince Jacob Rees-Mogg to appear on the show. The Beeb have sent the Honourable Member for the 1890s a dozen Cadbury’s creme eggs as a sweetener. They are playing a smart game – the Moggster is addicted to them. How do you eat yours? Old school…


  1. 1
    EC1 PhD says:

    Well he wasn’t addicted to them at Eton

  2. 2
    ermm says:

    They don’t make them as soft-centred as they used to.

  3. 3
    William Ewart says:

    Hardly in keeping with his old fogey image – he didn’t eat them when I was around!

  4. 4
    Edwina Currie says:

    I’m egg-static!

  5. 5
    Chris The Leatherman says:

    Quiet news week ?

  6. 6
    Residing in 96.95% white Merseyside says:

    Well he does talk as though he has one permanently stuck in his gob.

  7. 7
    Sally up the Alley says:

    I prefer a finger of fudge *smiles innocently*

  8. 8
    fag says:


  9. 9
    EC1 PhD says:

    Jake, a stalwart of the German Democratic Republic, used to insist his chums wore ties to mess. Nanny provided the jam.

  10. 10
    Bum-boyz-R-Us says:

    Up his arse morre like…maybe it was for protection whilst at Eton?

  11. 11
    aussie rules says:

    Id like to shove a creme egg up his arce,he,like is father is a twat

  12. 12
    BBC = Brainwashing says:

    He, and all Conservative MP’s should boycott all BBC TV programmes from now on.

    They should realise – the BBC doesn’t want them on to give them a fair hearing; they only want them on to ridicule them and insult them.

    Don’t they get it yet? THE BBC IS BIASED. AND THEY DON’T CARE.

  13. 13
    Jocelyn Cadbury says:

    Cadbury dropped the ‘Cadbury’s’ years ago. With Kraft’s ownership and some usual suspect shyster, Nelson Peltz, angling to asset strip Cadbury further, a Bournville made creme eag will be gone in a few years.

  14. 14
    S.B.S. says:

    Fill his own does he?

  15. 15
    The BBC are cunts says:

    We sent him a dozen creme eggs – don’t worry it’s only Licence Payers’ money – we send better ‘sweeteners’ to our commanders – the Libor party

  16. 16
    Anonymous says:

    I hear Farage is addicted to fruitcakes.

  17. 17
    Hogg Watch says:

    A bit of a floccinaucilihilpilification, no ? But beautifully antidisestablishmentarianist.

  18. 18
    Popeye says:

    This is obviously the BBC attempting to stage an ambush to embarrass him. Like Boris.
    Won’t work, he’s too smart for BBC oicks. I think that’s the right word.

  19. 19
    HIGNFY says:

    Maybe the EU elites are busy transferring their monies in readiness for the big one!

  20. 20
    Hogg Watch says:

    ** floccinaucilihilipilification **

  21. 21
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Your population seems to be reducing rather rapidly! Perhaps they need to increase your bennies a bit.

  22. 22

    What happened to the Rusbridger Blinks page?

    Has it gone the way of Gospodin Berezovsky?

  23. 23
    Jane Fryer says:

    Old New Fawkes

    In a moment of frivolity, he revealed that he loved Cadbury’s Creme Eggs

  24. 24
    Brutalist archetype says:

    And this is why everybody in the UK should be buying shares in Kraft/Mondelez if only to get our brands back.

  25. 25
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    JRM should ask Balls and Milipede if they know that those words mean!

  26. 26
    Polly says:

    It’s been Mogged.

  27. 27
    DRXL says:

    It could be arranged for you to be one of his fruitcakes but you are too shy even to have a nom de plume …

  28. 28
    EC1 PhD says:

    I thought it was floccinaucinihilipilification. You’re missing the ‘n’ from nihil.

  29. 29
    Aztec says:

    Also-Cadburys Frui and Nut

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

    Dear, dear the dreaded infringement of the sacred rights of private property… that’ll get the neo libs foaming at the mouth against ” the bloody government” So the hyper wealthy get their first haircut……awwww diddums…… lets hope it’s not the last.. it is their monumental, insatiable, and unsustainable greed that caused the problems in the first place. Maybe soon it won’t just be their hair we get to trim..

  31. 31
    HIGNFY says:

    @BBC = Brainwashing

    “Don’t they get it yet? THE BBC IS BIASED. AND THEY DON’T CARE.”

    You naive fool!

    The BBC is the propaganda tool of the LIBLABCON libertarian project – think gay marriage. Neither the BBC nor the rest of the MSM reported anything on the anti-gay marriage march in London over the weekend.

    You can bet the Gay Pride march will receive end to end (pun intended) coverage later this year.

  32. 32
    Anonymous says:

    Well done Germany and Cyprus!!!!

    This is exactly what needs to be done ….a very small beginning in the war upon the obscenely bloated rich sucking the life out of mankind.

    This is what Lenin would have done, only he would have hanged thousands of wealthy parasites as well.

    A simultaneous ruthless raid by all governments on the wealth of the rich world-wide is heavily overdue.

  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    What’s a dozen creme eggs in the scheme of things when you’ve just lost £100million + on the sale of Lonely Planet.

  34. 34
    Jacob's finest hour says:

  35. 35
    Mr Nestle says:

    And they are smaller and the taste, the goo factor is minimal,and the taste is not quite the same.

  36. 36

    There are some real bastards about looking at your link. mind you – Oldham…

  37. 37
    Queen Victoria says:

    “Honourable Member for the 1890’s…” indeed!

    We find Mr Rees-Mogg to be a not-unworthy representation of a gentleman of the Old School, and do wish, Mr Fawkes, that you would abstain from the extraction of the micturition of this most august individual.

    In other words, shut it, clownie, and let the lad alone, FFS!

  38. 38
    bill says:

    he is a perfect target for internet and bbc trolls.

    he is wise and hopefully will see the venmous enemy coming.

    if only all school were as good as eton the trolls would have nothing to attack.

  39. 39
    Surrey Shiresman says:

    What a disappointment. I imagined him partial to Patum Pepperium.

    Still, one suspects he eats these silly “eggs” with a knife and fork.

  40. 40
    no f in luck says:

    uck off, but missing an f

  41. 41
    Too much milk in the chocolate not enough cocoa says:

    Yes but Guido has rebranded them as Cabury.
    You also have rebranded the egg as eag so arthritis is now UK viral

  42. 42
    Polly says:

    The “Blue Macaw” parrot was returned in early February, however the “African Grey”, called Arnie, remains outstanding.

    Officers are appealing to anyone who has recently bought a parrot or had one come into their possession since 31 January 2013, to check for the following characteristics:

    – Arnie has a mark all the way around his beak from half way down. He can say “ring the bell” and if asked to can if he can whistle and will respond by whistling.
    – When he was stolen he had a blue ring on his leg that was well worn. In places the blue had worn away to reveal silver underneath.

  43. 43
    Never Travel, It Closes The Mind says:

    The trouble with Lonely Planet is that the information is way out of date and usually does not accord with what people who live in a place for longer than a couple of nights know about it.

  44. 44
    All the secretarys say "Yeo" says:

    I used to put the cream in the eggs

  45. 45
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    “Sesquipedalians — A New Oppressed Minority?” Discuss.

  46. 46
    Owen Jones says:

    Someone is on fire this morning!

  47. 47
    A Rusbridger says:

    Today I am playing in a Monastery Garden.

  48. 48
    Beeboid One says:

    We like to be termed Beeboids.
    We are united in our will to change the UK to a communist system which we enforce like Big Brother.

  49. 49
    Boris says:

    They are really rather nasty

  50. 50
    Hogg Watch says:

    Quite right. Proves I didn’t cut ‘n’ paste.

    Google spell check didn’t have either version correct :-)

  51. 51
    Polly Toynbee says:

    What attracted me to the lonely planet travel agency was the fact their holidays didn’t cater to working class scum.

  52. 52
    The Money Tree says:

    I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire

  53. 53
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Oh yes it had to happen, some so called government expert with a very lacking background in science itself tells us all that the recent cold winters we are experiencing are down to global warming oh sorry, climate change.

  54. 54
    Silly Bigcow says:

    Pleaae let it be Ed Balls *optimistic face*

  55. 55
    Fucks News says:

    What would you all prefer instead of the BBC news? Fox News and its demented neocon world view?

  56. 56
    The voice of reason says:


  57. 57
    Commie purpose says:

    Either or? No just un fucking biased one way or the other would do.

  58. 58
    Stool Pidgeon says:

    I will sing like a Canary for the right money, just want to do my bird quietly.

  59. 59
    Tom Watson says:

    My balls are soft-centred.

  60. 60
    BBC = Brainwashing says:

    That is as may be, but the aim of the BBC is to stop the Conservatives being re-elected to power for a second time, and they are using every trick in the book to make that happen on a daily basis.

  61. 61
    Residing in 96.95% white Merseyside says:

    I have to keep altering it to get past the mod. It was my third attempt to post that comment!

  62. 62
    llGOM says:

    Surely we want funny ‘ha-ha’ people on HIGNFY, not funny ‘peculiar’…

  63. 63
    SaltPetre says:

    I hate Rees Mogg even more than Millibland…he is self-satisfied oily smugness incarnate.

  64. 64
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Noted. You have a good way to go yet then! Good luck…

  65. 65
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    … wearing your dirtiest habit???

  66. 66
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    … still clearly not amused…..

  67. 67
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    That’s it – and separate out opinion from comment/news

  68. 68
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    .. and I bet you have never met either of them.

  69. 69
    Frightened Inmate #2 says:

    Calm down dear! They’re only sugar and condensed milk.

  70. 70
    EC1 PhD says:

    Why is it pronounced floxynoxy….?

  71. 71
    amike says:

    …. and I can work out why the BBC want him on the show.

  72. 72
    boris pm says:

    HIGNFY made Boris mayor,it should be an easy sell but Jacob ain’t Boris.Ali G really showed what a load of rubbish class is,fashion frozen in time.

  73. 73
    Residing in 96.95% white Merseyside says:

    Thank you.

  74. 74
    hang 'em all says:

    He was at Oxford.

  75. 75
    Rupert Cholmondeley-Fookes says:

    Leave the chap alone you pheasants. Rees-Mogg is one of the greatest politicians I have ever witnessed and should be handed a knighthood for his contributions to my constituency of North East Somerset.

    He’s a man of the people, vox populi vox Dei!

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