March 25th, 2013

Jacob Rees-Mogg’s Cadbury Creme Egg Addiction

As Guido revealed in yesterday’s Sun on Sunday column, the Have I Got News For You team are resorting to egg-streme measures to convince Jacob Rees-Mogg to appear on the show. The Beeb have sent the Honourable Member for the 1890s a dozen Cadbury’s creme eggs as a sweetener. They are playing a smart game – the Moggster is addicted to them. How do you eat yours? Old school…


  1. 1
    EC1 PhD says:

    Well he wasn’t addicted to them at Eton

  2. 2
    ermm says:

    They don’t make them as soft-centred as they used to.

    • 18
      Popeye says:

      This is obviously the BBC attempting to stage an ambush to embarrass him. Like Boris.
      Won’t work, he’s too smart for BBC oicks. I think that’s the right word.

      • 48
        Beeboid One says:

        We like to be termed Beeboids.
        We are united in our will to change the UK to a communist system which we enforce like Big Brother.

      • 72
        boris pm says:

        HIGNFY made Boris mayor,it should be an easy sell but Jacob ain’t Boris.Ali G really showed what a load of rubbish class is,fashion frozen in time.

    • 35
      Mr Nestle says:

      And they are smaller and the taste, the goo factor is minimal,and the taste is not quite the same.

    • 59
      Tom Watson says:

      My balls are soft-centred.

  3. 3
    William Ewart says:

    Hardly in keeping with his old fogey image – he didn’t eat them when I was around!

    • 9
      EC1 PhD says:

      Jake, a stalwart of the German Democratic Republic, used to insist his chums wore ties to mess. Nanny provided the jam.

  4. 4
    Edwina Currie says:

    I’m egg-static!

  5. 5
    Chris The Leatherman says:

    Quiet news week ?

  6. 6
    Residing in 96.95% white Merseyside says:

    Well he does talk as though he has one permanently stuck in his gob.

  7. 11
    aussie rules says:

    Id like to shove a creme egg up his arce,he,like is father is a twat

  8. 12
    BBC = Brainwashing says:

    He, and all Conservative MP’s should boycott all BBC TV programmes from now on.

    They should realise – the BBC doesn’t want them on to give them a fair hearing; they only want them on to ridicule them and insult them.

    Don’t they get it yet? THE BBC IS BIASED. AND THEY DON’T CARE.

    • 15
      The BBC are cunts says:

      We sent him a dozen creme eggs – don’t worry it’s only Licence Payers’ money – we send better ‘sweeteners’ to our commanders – the Libor party

      • 31
        HIGNFY says:

        @BBC = Brainwashing

        “Don’t they get it yet? THE BBC IS BIASED. AND THEY DON’T CARE.”

        You naive fool!

        The BBC is the propaganda tool of the LIBLABCON libertarian project – think gay marriage. Neither the BBC nor the rest of the MSM reported anything on the anti-gay marriage march in London over the weekend.

        You can bet the Gay Pride march will receive end to end (pun intended) coverage later this year.

        • 60
          BBC = Brainwashing says:

          That is as may be, but the aim of the BBC is to stop the Conservatives being re-elected to power for a second time, and they are using every trick in the book to make that happen on a daily basis.

      • 33
        Anonymous says:

        What’s a dozen creme eggs in the scheme of things when you’ve just lost £100million + on the sale of Lonely Planet.

        • 43
          Never Travel, It Closes The Mind says:

          The trouble with Lonely Planet is that the information is way out of date and usually does not accord with what people who live in a place for longer than a couple of nights know about it.

          • Polly Toynbee says:

            What attracted me to the lonely planet travel agency was the fact their holidays didn’t cater to working class scum.

  9. 14
    S.B.S. says:

    Fill his own does he?

  10. 16
    Anonymous says:

    I hear Farage is addicted to fruitcakes.

  11. 17
    Hogg Watch says:

    A bit of a floccinaucilihilpilification, no ? But beautifully antidisestablishmentarianist.

  12. 22

    What happened to the Rusbridger Blinks page?

    Has it gone the way of Gospodin Berezovsky?

    • 26
      Polly says:

      It’s been Mogged.

      • 36

        There are some real bastards about looking at your link. mind you – Oldham…

        • 42
          Polly says:

          The “Blue Macaw” parrot was returned in early February, however the “African Grey”, called Arnie, remains outstanding.

          Officers are appealing to anyone who has recently bought a parrot or had one come into their possession since 31 January 2013, to check for the following characteristics:

          - Arnie has a mark all the way around his beak from half way down. He can say “ring the bell” and if asked to can if he can whistle and will respond by whistling.
          – When he was stolen he had a blue ring on his leg that was well worn. In places the blue had worn away to reveal silver underneath.

    • 47
      A Rusbridger says:

      Today I am playing in a Monastery Garden.

  13. 23
    Jane Fryer says:

    Old New Fawkes

    In a moment of frivolity, he revealed that he loved Cadbury’s Creme Eggs

  14. 24
    Brutalist archetype says:

    And this is why everybody in the UK should be buying shares in Kraft/Mondelez if only to get our brands back.

  15. 30
    Anonymous says:

    Dear, dear the dreaded infringement of the sacred rights of private property… that’ll get the neo libs foaming at the mouth against ” the bloody government” So the hyper wealthy get their first haircut……awwww diddums…… lets hope it’s not the last.. it is their monumental, insatiable, and unsustainable greed that caused the problems in the first place. Maybe soon it won’t just be their hair we get to trim..

  16. 32
    Anonymous says:

    Well done Germany and Cyprus!!!!

    This is exactly what needs to be done ….a very small beginning in the war upon the obscenely bloated rich sucking the life out of mankind.

    This is what Lenin would have done, only he would have hanged thousands of wealthy parasites as well.

    A simultaneous ruthless raid by all governments on the wealth of the rich world-wide is heavily overdue.

  17. 37
    Queen Victoria says:

    “Honourable Member for the 1890′s…” indeed!

    We find Mr Rees-Mogg to be a not-unworthy representation of a gentleman of the Old School, and do wish, Mr Fawkes, that you would abstain from the extraction of the micturition of this most august individual.

    In other words, shut it, clownie, and let the lad alone, FFS!

  18. 38
    bill says:

    he is a perfect target for internet and bbc trolls.

    he is wise and hopefully will see the venmous enemy coming.

    if only all school were as good as eton the trolls would have nothing to attack.

  19. 39
    Surrey Shiresman says:

    What a disappointment. I imagined him partial to Patum Pepperium.

    Still, one suspects he eats these silly “eggs” with a knife and fork.

  20. 44
    All the secretarys say "Yeo" says:

    I used to put the cream in the eggs

  21. 46
    Owen Jones says:

    Someone is on fire this morning!

  22. 53
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Oh yes it had to happen, some so called government expert with a very lacking background in science itself tells us all that the recent cold winters we are experiencing are down to global warming oh sorry, climate change.

  23. 55
    Fucks News says:

    What would you all prefer instead of the BBC news? Fox News and its demented neocon world view?

  24. 63
    SaltPetre says:

    I hate Rees Mogg even more than Millibland…he is self-satisfied oily smugness incarnate.

  25. 71
    amike says:

    …. and I can work out why the BBC want him on the show.

  26. 75
    Rupert Cholmondeley-Fookes says:

    Leave the chap alone you pheasants. Rees-Mogg is one of the greatest politicians I have ever witnessed and should be handed a knighthood for his contributions to my constituency of North East Somerset.

    He’s a man of the people, vox populi vox Dei!

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

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