March 25th, 2013

Baldamort’s Showdown With Labour Rebels
Liam Byrne Meeting With “Friends of Benefits” Right Now

An awkward afternoon for Baldamort, putting it lightly. Last week that well known Labour MP Ian Mearns quit as Ivan Lewis’ PPS, as over 40 of his Labour colleagues rebelled over Liam Byrne’s decision to abstain on the welfare sanctions vote.  The party’s hardline “friends of benefits wing are baying for blood against one of the few Shadow Cabinet members to understand that Labour are on the wrong side of the handout arguement. They are meeting with him at 4pm to, er, discuss their differences. Oh to be a fly on the wall…


  1. 1
    Never heard of them says:



    • 2
      Liam Byrne ( aka Baldemort ) says:

      There’s no money left.


      • 4
        Piano wire says:

        A period of silence from that idiot would be most welcome.


        • 20
          V1le, vicious Labour ruined my Country says:

          We need to rename benefits as charity because that’s what it is. This may stop some of the spongers from claiming it.


          • The Labour party was formed and run by working people to promote their rights.

            It’s now run by people who have never had a proper job to promote the rights of people who will never have a proper job, all paid for by the working people it used to represent.

            Whose idea was that?


          • Nogbad the Bad says:

            You could call it a handout for fuck-all, given to workshy scrounging chav-scum and they would still claim it. I was on it a couple of times in the past but it never bothered me because I knew that I would pay it back a hundred times over in tax. Maybe that’s the answer, you can only take out a third of what you have put in.


          • INEPTOCRACY says:

            ****(in-ep-toc’-ra-cy) – a system of government where the least

            capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the

            members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded

            with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number

            of producers*


          • Tay King-dePisse says:

            Nogbad @ 4:26 pm

            “Maybe that’s the answer, you can only take out a third of what you have put in….”

            Sounds like what’s going to happen to bank depositors in Cyprus.


      • 6
        Liam Byrne ( aka Baldemort ) says:



    • 14
      Vin Scable says:

      I don’t remember not recollecting this one!


      • 19
        Vins you have to work on mental agility says:

        Come on Vins – wakey wakey. You couldn’t forget remembering not recollecting Liam Byrne.


  2. 3
    Guido Fawkes & Owen Jones Coalition says:

    Spot on from Len McCluskey: if Labour doesn’t offer a genuine alternative to austerity, it is sunk


    • 7
      Benny Fitz-Clements says:

      Not waving but drowning.


    • 45
      Ocean Finance says:

      Couldn’t Labour just consolidate all the debt into one easy monthly payment?


    • 82
      Ed's myopia says:

      Tax the bankers! Cyprus knows what is best (not). Now they’re now sunk but Holland is saying this will become the norm across the Eurozone.


    • 85
      McCluskey's alternative communist party says:

      McCluskey is not spot on. He’s just basically saying what his ultimate ambition is – to set up a rival super-hard left proxy communist party fronted by Unite. Unite is simply too big for it’s boots.


  3. 5
    Starky says:

    Is this the expected spelling of a 12 year old Comprehensive kid’s essay on the Potter series?


    • 10
      Education, Edyerkayshun, Eddyookaashun says:

      If he went to a ‘bog standard comprehensive’ during The Reign of Terror 1997-2010, the answer is yes.


  4. 8
    Lurch to the Left says:

    Labour MPs rebelled against Miliband, the party cannot control its wild desire to reward spongers.


  5. 9
    Phwoooar, check out the saggies on her! says:


    • 12
      Lard Pressclott of Beams, Bellies, Banjos, Bulimia, two bog seats, two Jags & Shags. says:

      ‘Ello luv xxx


    • 18
      Jock McMental of Kilkaldy says:

      This message is brought to you by ZanuLieLabor…………

      the masters of the universal benefits scam……..


    • 37
      Nogbad the Bad says:

      Lorraine Kelly is going to regret discovering the poster-girl of Benefits Britain.

      I suggest Tracey contacts Max Clifford without delay, she is going to need representation with all those lucrative sponsorship deals to be made.


    • 42
      Nogbad the Bad says:

      Korraine Lelly has discovered the poster girl of Bennies Britain.

      I suggest Trace contacts Clax Mifford to negotiate some lucrative sponsorship deals.


    • 47
      Handycock.....the movie says:

      Give me a try Princess, you never know


  6. 11
    Illegal undoctored bitch says:

    Oh to be Dog with diarrhea & a weak bladder @ this meeting……….


  7. 13
    Dick Shawn Arry says:

    There is no argument about spelling arguement.


  8. 16
    Slash n' Byrne says:

    Byrne left the note saying “there’s no money left”

    He should send a copy to all the Labour MPs who still don’t understand this.


    • 29
      Cameron's annual £11billion foreign aid bonanza says:

      He should also send a copy (perhaps with a diagram) to David Cameron.


  9. 17
    Tea party loon says:


  10. 21
    Bolshevik BC reveals name of head of the Security Services says:

    The head of MI5, Sir Jonathan Evans, is to step down from the post next month, Home Secretary Theresa May has said on Wednesday.


  11. 23
    The Dysfunctional UK Borders Agency says:

    Every time you enter or re-enter the UK on a different passport or none

    at all, collect thousands upon thousands in cash & benefits the compliments

    of the Tax payers for ever more…….

    sponsored by Abu Guitar…….& paid for in full by guess you know who….


  12. 24
    OED says:



  13. 26
    Owen Jones says:

    A depositor walks into a Cyprus bank. “This is a stickup” says the bank teller.


  14. 28
    nellnewman says:

    What is it about ‘there’s no money left’ that labour mp’s don’t understand?


  15. 39
    Penfold says:

    And just what are the union affiliations of these 40 idiots.

    No doubt they are just obeying orders.

    Alles es ordnang.


  16. 43
    SamCam says:

    My Dave said he was going to phuck the immigrants so when we had our naughties I had to wear a turban


  17. 49
    ProofreadersRus says:

    sp: argument


  18. 51
    Takis Allmymoni says:

    Cyprus bank accounts: the gift that keeps on giving.


  19. 52
    Guido Fawkes & Owen Jones Coalition says:

    Nicholas Soames is joining the administration committee – responsible for Commons catering. < Grouse for breakfast!


  20. 53
    Historian says:

    Just waiting for World War 3 to kick off between China/Japan/N and S Korea.


  21. 54
  22. 56
    EU Watch says:

    Cyprus is a template: Knocked back below EURUSD < 1.29

    If you have any money in EZ banks, you should get it out NOW.


    • 69
      Cyprus Ill, Insolvent in the Membrane says:

      And put in where? In Britain where the government prints money, lets inflation tick over target for years and sees the currency devalue by double-digit proportions?

      Singapore dollars, Swiss francs and New Zealand dollars look tasty to me.


      • 72
        EU Watch says:

        CHF could be good choice, NZD has issues as they have been talking about doing the Cyprus thing down there as well recently.

        Gold is another possibility: Physical gold.

        The BitCoin approach is another, but am not completely convinced about the safety still: Not enough credibility just yet.

        UK banks would be safer than the Eurozone banks, but out of cash is the way forward, however not into bonds.


  23. 60
    Lib Dem councillor says:

    Thank god for little girls.


  24. 61
    What labour will do if elected in 2015 says:

    There’s no tax payers money left, so we’ll take it from your bank account.


    • 96
      The wizz says:

      That sounds very much the the Prime Mentalist reasoning. Would not be at all suprised if he thought of it first.


  25. 63
    The Tosspot in Number 10 says:

    Okay, so my speech about cracking down on immigration began to unravel as soon as it was delivered. What’s new? That happens with all my speeches. My chums and I will still be dreaming up plenty more crap for the masses before the May elections. We think we could convince over 10 voters to go for the Tories instead of UKIP.


  26. 64
    EU Watch says:

    Still may be exiting euro: Arch Bish of Cyprus urging exit…


  27. 66
    Labour's Mask is Slipping says:

    The cat’s out of the bag.

    Even in opposition Labour can’t keep quiet about wanting to pour more money into welfare, buying up votes and keeping people idle for a lifetime at our expense.


    • 78
      JH3824092384023 says:

      If they get back in, and they well could given the fluffy social democratic shite in charge, the canoe will roll over about half-way into their term. It would almost be worth it just to see the cultural Marxist shite getting violently purged.


  28. 75
    Ed Blinky Bollax says:

    The best news this year I will use this EUSSR Cyprus fiscal template

    once I am anointed as Chancellor after we win the GE in May 2014…….


  29. 76

    Germany’s dream of total European domination is well on track with 6 countries now totally dependent on the German tit , and the green light for politicians to steal money directly from peoples bank accounts , to pay for their fuck ups , even more recession and hardship on the way , forcing yet more countries to get out the begging bowl and head to Brussels
    it’s all going to plan


  30. 77
    Ziggy says:

    Er! These benefits? I thought that was only something that only MPs got in order to give themselves a living income?


  31. 83
    Jim says:

    What a lot of entirely stupid haters; you people are truly laughable. I think this blog is wonderful however as a psychic latrine collecting all of this bile and foetid shit in one place and discouraging chomping morons from polluting saner blogs and sundry with their rancid verbiage. In Victorian England you needed to pay a penny to view the loonies in Bedlam asylum. With the advent of the internet you can do the same thing for free, cyber-wise, by visiting this blog. Keep up the bad work. It’s amusing sometimes to see how the other half lives. There but for the grace of God and a triple digit IQ go I, eh?


    • 86
      moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

      Care in the Community. All Thatcher’s fault.


    • 88
      Jim's dreamland says:

      Keep voting Labour Jim! Under those lovely always right socialists we’ll hit the magic 70 million population mark. Won’t it be fun when all your free stuff collapses.


      • 89
        Jim says:

        It’s just like watching maggots wriggling about in a joint of meat rotting on the bone. Completely unlovely to look at and yet so disgusting that it’s difficult to tear your eyes away. You poor sad misguided sods. If only you had the benefit of a superior genetic legacy and education your lives would probably have turned out quite differently.


    • 99
      Matilda says:

      Pay a penny to watch loonies? When I was young we used to have to pay a penny to have a pee. Nowadays (and following decimalisation of the currency) the charge for this little necessity can be up to 45 times as much.

      Talk about pissing your wealth up the wall!!


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  33. 91
    I don't want to share the same air with Edinburgh, meddling, Labour voting dogshite says:

    ‘Anyone in this party who’s in any doubt who we should be fighting, what we should be debating, where our energies should be focused, I tell you: our battle is with Labour;

    ‘Let’s not mince our words: this is a bunch of self satisfied, (money grubbing) Labour socialists who think they can spend your money better than you can, make decisions better than you can and tell you what to do and we should never, ever let that lot near government again.



  34. 93
    Swifty says:

    After seeing this image of Baldemort, made me think of other villain’s in films and associate them to MP’s.

    Shadowy Chancellor Wormtongue Balls has got to be mentioned. His comments during PMQ all the time whispering in Ed Millibands ear. One minute talking to Gordan Brown as his best mate, then the next stabbing him in the back as soon as he leaves office.


  35. 101
    Peter says:

    You guys all sound like closet queens to me. All this heat and no light. What a bunch of homosexuals in denial. Come out of the closet you bozos.


    • 103
      Luther says:

      I agree. But then this blog is basically just one big circle jerk of right-wing tossers wanking each oher off.


  36. 102
    Rose Lodge says:

    None of you people have a clue about what this mess is really about do you? Not a fucking clue. You can’t tell the difference between your arsehole and a hole in the ground.


    • 104
      Luther says:

      I know. But try to remember where you are. Pigs in a pigsty don’t talk about quantum mechanics any more than the dicks commenting here about retroactive legislation. Dicks to a man (and limp ones at that).


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