Guido would like to welcome BuzzFeed to the UK online scene. They’ve had a highly prolific first day and are pressing the right buttons with their booze up tonight. Guido thought he would share with them some top tips for surviving the British blogosphere:

• Iain Dale invented the online list format in Britain before you.
• Don’t worry about HuffPo over here, they couldn’t break a window.
• Waking up before lunch is not a necessity, see Political Scrapbook.
• The rate you should charge for #SkyPapers is £300.
• It’s very important to Paul Waugh that he gets credited for any story, pun or hashtag.
• SideBoob stories are an admission of creative failure.
• Take the phrase “evidence based blogging“ with a pinch of salt.
• If the New Statesman’s Alex Hern sends you another job application, just send him back this:

• “Dr” Eoin Clarke writes about healthcare a lot but ignore him because he is not a doctor and he is always wrong.
• We recommend a flame war with Derek Draper.
• Meet Larry and Freya. You’ll like these two.

And finally…

The number one rule:

You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…