March 22nd, 2013

Two Weeks Later, David Ruffley Needs Yet Another Researcher

Readers will remember this month’s Guidorama investigation into Westminster’s Toughest Job: working for Tory backbencher David Ruffley. Just two weeks after his latest advert for a researcher, parliament’s answer to the Incredible Hulk is on the lookout for yet another helper.

Things must have worked out well last time, then…


25 Comments

  1. 1
    Comic book guy says:

    Worst boss ever !

  2. 2
    Eric Joyce MP says:

    Deck the fuckers***

  3. 3
    David Ruffley says:

    HULK… SMASH

  4. 4
    Lord Ren-nard says:

    He should treat the ladeez nice init

  5. 5
    nope says:

    I had a friend that worked for him for a bit, before his ‘incident’. She said he often used to not come into the office, telling his staff he was home ill in bed, and then they’d catch him in Portcullis House eating and trying to hide. Or he’d blow up at them for no reason. She didn’t stay long either.

  6. 6
    a non says:

    What a let down.

    David Ruffley deserved ‘Banner’ headlines at the least. ;)

  7. 7
    A Degree in Google search says:

    Can’t see why it takes a degree to do that job and a degree in what?

    He’s restricting himself to 50% of the yoofs.

    http://www.w4mpjobs.org/JobDetails.aspx?jobid=39451

  8. 8
    Loco says:

    Does he train them up?

  9. 9

    Get me my frothy latte and cherry muffin..and be damn quick about it! You won’t like me when I’m hungry!

  10. 10
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Ruffley roughly treatee employee.

  11. 11
    Choo Choo says:

    Is he their Line manager?

  12. 12
    Maq­boul says:

    Person Specification:

    •Degree level qualification
    •Must have a very strong work ethic
    •Must have skin thicker than a rhino’s bunions

  13. 13
    Gay Gordon says:

    This laddie needs lessons in how to treat his staff.

  14. 14
    Down Train says:

    He does put himself on the line though.

  15. 15
    Hugh Grunt Chief Redactor says:

    I do not wish people to know that I like to have my knob licked in public. I want only positive stories which enhance my career as a brilliant and versatile actor.

  16. 16
    M102 says:

    Ah, the Tom Baldwin problem.

  17. 17
    BOB CROW says:

    ‘ERE ME TRAINZ IS NOT RUNNIN CUZ UV DE SNO…… AN FATCHUR!

  18. 18
    Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein says:

    We would like to issue a Fatwa on Hugh Grant … anyone up for it?

  19. 19
    S. Freud says:

    This man is a psychopath. In that regard, he has a number of fellow-sufferers in the place where he pretends to work.
    They may be pretty poor at HR, but they’re dab hands with the Expenses Sheets.

  20. 20
    Fun Patrol says:

    Am seriously thinking of applying to do a stint when current contract expires.

    He can’t be that bad.

  21. 21
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Take them to the cafe for a frostie yog-hurt?

  22. 22
    Curly says:

    Ask Watson,, he’s a fat wa…r

  23. 23
    C**twatcher says:

    Some less kind observers will state that Ruffley is a turd, who staged his ‘train debacle’ to get the media (and other polticians) off his case over the expenses debacle. One to remain on the backbenches methinks.

  24. 24
    Another week wasted arsing around with stupid old bags, thick students and scrounging, Labour voting dogshite in Edinburgh. says:

    What an arsehole!

  25. 25

    I did view the ad. The applicant with a strong work ethic, will he/she be responsible for the Hon Members Tax and spending?


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