Readers will remember this month’s Guidorama investigation into Westminster’s Toughest Job: working for Tory backbencher David Ruffley. Just two weeks after his latest advert for a researcher, parliament’s answer to the Incredible Hulk is on the lookout for yet another helper.
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Worst boss ever !
Deck the fuckers***
HULK… SMASH
Get me my frothy latte and cherry muffin..and be damn quick about it! You won’t like me when I’m hungry!
He should treat the ladeez nice init
I had a friend that worked for him for a bit, before his ‘incident’. She said he often used to not come into the office, telling his staff he was home ill in bed, and then they’d catch him in Portcullis House eating and trying to hide. Or he’d blow up at them for no reason. She didn’t stay long either.
What a let down.
David Ruffley deserved ‘Banner’ headlines at the least.
Can’t see why it takes a degree to do that job and a degree in what?
He’s restricting himself to 50% of the yoofs.
http://www.w4mpjobs.org/JobDetails.aspx?jobid=39451
Does he train them up?
Ruffley roughly treatee employee.
Is he their Line manager?
Person Specification:
•Degree level qualification
•Must have a very strong work ethic
•Must have skin thicker than a rhino’s bunions
This laddie needs lessons in how to treat his staff.
Take them to the cafe for a frostie yog-hurt?
He does put himself on the line though.
Ah, the Tom Baldwin problem.
I do not wish people to know that I like to have my knob licked in public. I want only positive stories which enhance my career as a brilliant and versatile actor.
‘ERE ME TRAINZ IS NOT RUNNIN CUZ UV DE SNO…… AN FATCHUR!
We would like to issue a Fatwa on Hugh Grant … anyone up for it?
Ask Watson,, he’s a fat wa…r
This man is a psychopath. In that regard, he has a number of fellow-sufferers in the place where he pretends to work.
They may be pretty poor at HR, but they’re dab hands with the Expenses Sheets.
Am seriously thinking of applying to do a stint when current contract expires.
He can’t be that bad.
Some less kind observers will state that Ruffley is a turd, who staged his ‘train debacle’ to get the media (and other polticians) off his case over the expenses debacle. One to remain on the backbenches methinks.
What an arsehole!
I did view the ad. The applicant with a strong work ethic, will he/she be responsible for the Hon Members Tax and spending?