Is there a competition in the cabinet as to who can come up with the most amusing alter ego for Ed Balls? Vince Cable gave it a good go yesterday noting how Balls reminded him of Basil Fawlty saying “don’t mention the war”, but the clear winner is IDS:
“It was quite amusing to watch the shadow Chancellor run around. More and more he reminds me of the film “Toy Story”, and that rather angry Mr Potato Head who wanders around shouting, screaming and being very angry to absolutely no effect at all. Disaster, chaos, crisis, U-turns—I wonder what he does in his private life when anything goes wrong. He is certainly not much help to his wife I expect.”
Uncanny…
Ed Balls . Gods gift to the Tory party .
No. That would be Ed the Unelectable PM.
Just like Cameron then, whi needs his mate Clegg to prop him up.
who needs a silly name when he is called ed bollocks?
Anyone who had to go to school with the name Balls would end up like Ed.
Teacher: “Stop talking Balls!”
(Class erupts with laughter.)
No wonder John Major dropped the Major-Ball for just Major
Major-Ball’s up next.
Pot meet kettle!
I hear that Mr. IDS is not much use to his wife either!
“I hear that Mr. IDS is not much use to his wife either!” that is wicked, wicked Liebore lie
Two Eds are better than one
lol. One is a Ed ache. The other is a Ed Butt.
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/12/18/valuables-missing-after-queen’s-visit-to-downing-street/
One is a true Red Marxist by birth the t’other is a thicko duped for all of his sad political life dupe and idiot foll tool of the Red Marxists.
I find having two faces works well for me.
Labour has only got one ball…
Ed has two but very small.
If he really is such a Labour man, for the good of the party, he would just fade away into the distance. The thing is he is not interested in any party just himself.
The Labour party long ago passed the need for good. It’s rotten to the core and the stench is rancid. Amputation may help though.
It’s got no chance with Balls there and Mrs Balls can stop kidding herself as well. No country would vote for her as leader.
Oh I dont know anout that-The peoples republic of Manchester maybe
Neither of them have any chance. Way too much baggage between them. I can’t see either getting any higher than they are now. A slow, painful decline – for them because they think they are better than that. Ed Balls is dead in the water and Mrs Balls is, to state the obvious, Mrs Balls.
…but the postal votes might.
Castration and beheading would be even better.
so what?
Gordon Brown reminds me of Mr Hanky Poo.
Balls licked
I prefer my anus to be be licked & balls squeezed hard.
Dick head more like
That is what I understood he called his wife.
Mr Cat she kooks as if she is “packing” doesnt she ?
And its not on her head
Indeed, Mr Beast. In our changed world, we have not yet created an etiquette for addressing those in the stages of transformation.
Thingy?
I claim your five pounds
It is awaiting you right now, safely in a Cypriot bank.
And I first thought the word was kikes – must address my 20+ year old English Dictionary about that word.
Idiot Dunce Smith. Balls the clueless. Nice..
Indeed Old English – how thick are they?
knob head sounds better
He looks better in uniform
He’d look even better behind bars.
I am actually a potato millionaire. I make a hundred potatoes a day in interest alone
He probably wears Lederhosen at home and knee length socks
What, pray, is wrong with that?
My Lederhosen is ready to collect at the drycleaners…
Alf Garnett without the sense
You mean like this
I haven’t been there for years. Still, Steph and Ellie are happy to climb the greasy pole.
Balls always reminds me of Adolf Hitler, he has those crazy eyes & the habit of shouting the same things endlessly in an unhinged way. Just put a littel mustache on his upper lip & voila Adolf!
I like dressing up as a Nazi as well.
Zum Befehl!
Warum?
http://imageshack.us/f/207/ballsb.jpg/
No, but he’s a dead ringer for Goering.
or GorBalls
I knew he reminded me of somebody ! spot on.
Check a little after, and in Hansard when published, for IDS’ on the money remark about Ed Balls (and Brown…) economic policy:
On Borrowing: To infinity and beyond.
Classic.
Balls Lieyear
Ball LIBOR…
duncan smith nazi
How is that relevant or even funny?
Twat
the film “Toy Story”, so that is what IDS (the quiet man) does in his spare time
Toss him
Dont be stupid be a smarty come on and join the Labour party
Oh, ya wanna be a wise guy, leaving ME out?
Starts @ about 0′:50” : Heil honey, I’m home ! (rare)
Balls is useless, why, I even had to father his children as Yvette said he couldn’t get a hard on.
Nah, Balls tried to get it in, but he just kept lurching to the left
So Yvette’s really a bloke. Not surprised.
Christ. You must have a strong stomach
Balls should be made to eat a bucket of cement.
… and then impaled.
On what ? —- his own delusion of grandeur?
He is certainly
not much help to his
wife I expect.”
And of no use to the country.
Hopefully in 2015, Balls’s tiny majority of only 1,101 (2.3%) will disappear in that lovely constituency of Morley and Outwood.
Then he should do his favourite thing and ‘borrow ‘a well-known phrase and ‘spend more time with his family’ before he cripples this country’s finances.
Geedo why don’t you stand for that constituency for the Cons, go on Geedo you know want to join the little darlings, that nice salary and lovely expenses you willbe like pig in muck lad. There is a large Iorish club in Leeds, York Road (at least there was when I lived in Leeds), so you will feel at home there, you have to start somewhere and to run against Balls it’s a gift.
1200 of those votes came by post…
QED my posting name. If ever there was bigger fraud… How do these fuckers get away with it.
Tell a lie often enough and people will believe it.
Like Bedroom Tax for example.
Or Camerom’s ‘cast iron guarantee!’ Or Gideon’s vow not to raise VAT.
I am afraid both of those have shot their bolt, maybe that’s their plan say one thing, and then do exactly the opposite.
I’ll cut the deficit, not the NHS
The National Death Service should have been the first one to axe. And axing it would have saved billions, many lives and untold suffering at it’s murderous unclean hands.
Liverpool Death Gateway anyone?
Don’t mention the NHS.
Or Stafford.
Or Furness General Hospital…
Why aren’t you under arrest yet?
Yeah to right – Sarky lost immunity from prosecution when he was booted out and they’re after him now … for taking some old lady’s big bucks to finance his election. [there's an erection joke in there somewhere / Carla 'n all that]
That means, I’ll ramp up the deficit, and decimate the NHS
Doubt if he has it in him to lift potatoes for eight hours a day. Come to think of it, has he ever done a ‘common job’ in his life?
…just a conman’s job.
Don’t mention
Balls blinking………
always so frantically…….
just like Saddam !!…..
but he’s been executed !!…….
I wonder will history be………..hhhhmmmmmm
Moddy i am amazed stupefied and (nearly) lost for words that you should have seen fit to allow comment 18.
Please do not even think of modding me ever again .
I have never sunk that low in relation to “Coops” — and neither I suspect has the Spherical One .
Moddy – never mod comments like 18. The mix of serious and humorous is what makes this site so good
Why, if people couldn’t make sport of my name, in relation to the capability of Ed “Balls” to “discharge” his husbandly duty (if you will), where have we “come” to as a society? “Stiff” upper lip, old chaps and chapesses! There’s a “vas deferens” between good-natured fooling around and “abuse,” (even of the “self-” kind), “wood”-n’t you say? Show some “spunk”! (Not meaning to “blow” my own “horn,” you understand!)
Just thought I’d “toss” that one out there.
Toss yourself off at the same time.
How very apt, go to the top of the class IDS.
He was never top of the class. Hence the need to embelsidh his CV.
By all accounts he has already done that years ago
I neve embellished anything I was just crap but got in uni because of who I know
Polly is the daughter of a marxist twat.
No class I was ever top of was worth attending
I’ve always thought of him as more like Roderick Spode from P.G. Wodehouse’s Jeeves novels – utter stupidity combined with a persistant undercurrent of aggression. I cannot wait until his elevation to the other place as Lord Sidcup.
+1
Thinking that myself, what a piece of work, he should be traffic warden it would suit his nastiness.
He might welcome the opportunity to put on a uniform , again !
Who called the shadow chancellor a C**T?
Better still, who called the C**T a shadow chancellor?
…and who made a c’unt the chancellor?
And who added ‘llo’ to Chancer?
Perhaps we should start calling him ‘SPUD’
Mr. Nonsense
Color: Yellow
shape: Round
Friends: Mr. Silly
Rivals: Dianne Abbot (Mrs Gross)
Gender : Male
Love: Not even his wife
Relatives : Mr. Silly, Mr. Funny and Little Miss Giggles
Family: Mr. Impossible(Adopted brother)
Release date: 1978
Job: Talking Nonsense and being silly
I resent that remark. He is insult to all spuds.
You should have supported the Chavskis then.
Balls is so embarrassed by his name that he going to change by deed poll to something that reflects his champagne-socialist beliefs. Apparently, he is to be known henceforth as Whattock Hunt.
Sounds like a northern lad
Can he drink 14 pints?
I have no idea but you got wasted on 14 gills fell asleep when you came to there were 14 pint bottles around you, you asked had drunk all those pints and the fellas said it was you. Think on Beeelly where on earth could you put 14 pints the size you were!
And, unlike the present incumbent, he was impartial and equally ruthless with both sets of noisy idiots.
There must be so many farties in that house of commons why don’t they compulsorily had to stick a pipe up their backsides and all the flatulence used to power the house of commons heating system
This must be the first time ever that George Smith is right.
A bit casting stones in greenhouses though.
Balls deserves to have his head kicked in repeatedly with a studded boot, followed by having a rusty iron bar lined with rat poison and razors smashed into his face.
Harsh but fair.
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You see..this is what I wasn’t talking about and not legislating for.
Mindless verbal violence and cyber bullying. Its got to not be stopped by someone else, but not me, as I only do inky print media, and I’m not much good at that.
Your not much good at bluffing through Pre-prepared judgments either you fat arrogant bastard.
… who really really doesn’t need any instruction on free speech. really really….
“Fitch says UK downgrade more likely”
Osborne surely has to go, and go now
oh do grow up – haven’t you heard of ‘Cyprus’?
Yup, we could lend him to Cyprus, they need his expert financial skills
He should be replaced by Carney. I’ve heard he’s a bit of a comedian.
Fitch and them IMF puppets – must go – must be disbanded.
…. along with the tossers at the World Bank too.
Now the weather has taken a turn for the worse, I will climb a mountain, cause alarm and get all the emergency services out trying to rescue me.
Talking of the weather whatever happened to global warming?!!!
I thought when edmilitwit was Environment Minister for gordon he decreed that we would never suffer from snow or cold weather again. My garden was going to turn into a desert and only grow cacti and local rivers were going to dry up.
But you have. Gosh..I’m parched..anyone got any bottled water..I’m gasping in this unseasonal tropical heat..
I blame global warming.
No such thing as Global Warming. They changed it to Climate Change so they can still fuck us with green taxes,
Schools closed, when I were a lad I cannot remember having days off school because of snow, ok we sometimes got let out earlier but whole days I live on the justabove the 53 parallel
We rebranded “Global Warming” as “Climate Change” when reality failed to live up to our
scare-mongeringpredictions.We are now rebranding “Climate Change” as “Climate Disruption” so that we can claim any odd or unusual weather is a result of Global Warming.
Remember, if we admitted we were wrong, we wouldn’t get our funding and six-figure salaries.
DONT’ MESS WITH MOTHER NATURE – She will come up behind you and bite yer tax rusing Rses off.
We are led by Turkeys who would vote for Christmas – if they thought they could make a buckload of dosh out of it.
Politicians make donkeys look positively intelligent and pigs at a trough beautiful.
Well done, Icouldn’t agree more.
When I hear bullyballs mentioned or see him on the screen – my first three thoughts are :
1) this man persuaded gormlessgordon to sell our gold at brown bottom by giving prior notice to the market that they were going to sell (brainless) and
2) this man trashed our education system (clueless) and
3) this was one of spiteful brown’s stab-in-the-back bullyboys (charmless)
Do your thoughts not include – why is Balls a liar and in denial?
It’s the way him and Militwat sit laughing in PMQ’s when they’re reminded about the mess that they left the country in and how people are suffering as a result that pisses me off.
To be serious, have Labour really got nobody better than Milliband and Balls to be leader and shadow chancellor ? i mean its a disgrace isnt it ?
Probably not. Just watch a few of them chunter on on the Beeb and you’ll get a flavour of just how thick and useless they all are.
Nell – don’t forget the hidden hand of Goldma.man Suc.ks’ advice.
Could any labour MP explain how the “bedroom tax” is collected by HMRC. If they can’t explain, then why do labour persist in yet another lie.
Why doesn’t a tory MP ask this question in the HOC?
Surely the question has to be why does the incompetent shadow chancellor believe a cut in benefits is a tax?
Couldn’t labour find someone more economically competent as shadow chancellor?
He’s not exactly going to convince the voters that he’s fit to be in charge of our money is he?!!
It’s a great PR stunt and it’s working, the braindead understand the word tax, they don’t understand a change in benefits until it happens then they will understand the difference.
Every word that oozes its way out of a Liebor politician’s mouth is the result of the party’s ideologies being part of a pyramid of lies.
Mind you , on a similar note, Gideon did call Employers’ National Insurance “Employment Tax” during his Budget speech.
Woody – Ed Miliband
Buzz – Ed Balls
Jessie – Yvette Cooper
Ken – Chris Bryant
Barbie – Jack Dromey
Hamm – Tom Watson
Rex – Emily Thornberry
Stinky Pete – Gordon Brown
LOL!
barbie – jack dromey
Very funny!!!
Bill were the names Woody to Stinky Pete nicknames of lads you were at school with
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Toy_Story_characters
I’d never heard of it either and sometime wonder how Bill can fulfil all his duties in the house if he knows about this sort of stuff.
Was just going to press Send when I noticed the following:
According to Rotten Tomatoes, the Toy Story trilogy is the most critically acclaimed trilogy of all time.
And: According to Metacritic, the Toy Story trilogy is tied as the most critically acclaimed trilogy of all time.
Only shows how wrong one can be!
SC – I’m saying nothin.
wiki is a comfort.
but like any important source of info, it draws in important ppl.
An – Shurely shome mishtake – IMPOTENT PEOPLE?
Information is not knowledge.
SC – you are scraping the barrel; THE VERY BOTTOM OF IT – Information can be confirmed as fact. I remember telling some on here to Do Your Own Research (DYOR)
Please do keep up OLD BOY. btw – yes clocked the bint with the tits.
Knowledge is not wisdom unless used wisely.
Quotations are the most beautiful form of flattery.
During this cold weather we seem to be a little short of natural gas.
So can everyone please go outside and blow into their windmills or shine a torch onto their solar roof panels to help.
Alternatively, please turn off all lighting and heating and wrap yourself in that tinfoil stuff they use for train crash victims and stay in bed until May.
Thank you in advance for helping save the planet from global warming during this cold snap.
yours,
Caroline Looney
Greens and veg party
Right you are man…
Don’t need and aerial view , I just need to look out of the window, it hasn’t stopped all day.
With all the white snow on the ground this will reflect the sun’s rays and cause an ice age. The earth is about to freeze over …UNLESS you recycle your old magazines by title, date and paper thickness and place them in an appropriate container.
Most of what is collected for recycling goes to landfill anyway, as it’s commercially unviable.
The market is saturated with low grade crap. Twenty years ago paper processing companies, would pay you for recyled paper, now they charge for collecting it.
Yet another example of government meddling in markets by diktat and effectively destroying them.
Couldn’t get out of the village today.
Not much snow but farmers have grubbed out hedges to plant wind mills. This has the unfortunate consequence of snow drifts after an inch of snow blowing off fields onto roads, blocking roads & bugger all in electricity generation.
So,many people not going to work,loss to the economy but although the wind turbines are not working they are still pulling in a subsidy.
It’s all fucked up.
Ed – done it for Labour’s lost cause to travellers in 2008. Now didn’t the diktat come from his marxist fiends at the EU and subsequently from them marxist’s pulling al goros strings in the land of the let’s dream up another ruse to tax the public?
is it true that there are no statements that cannot be bought with money?
the most significant of all statements is the legal statement given to the solicitor…someone who solicits.
possible exception could be when one’s demons come into play..but then that is more individual than corporate or institutional.
Couldn’t get out of the village today.
I used to have that trouble too.
Don’t need and aerial view , I just need to look out of the window, it hasn’t stopped all day.
Thatcher’s fault
The trouble is, not enough politicians went diving in the Maldives when they were in power and Salford is now threatened with snow and hail. Luxury bed and breakfasts in the hills in Bangladesh will soon share a similar fate to the polar bear.
Anyone want to come to Brazil to film the last pubic lice living on Copacabana beach?
I remember trying to work in an office during the winter of 1973, heating only 3 days of the week (electric heating) it was a joy, not.
Ah, the winter of the malcontent and unburied dead’uns. Them was the days my fren.
The quality of your blog is diminished by this sort of nonsense, Guido.
Get a grip.
Tony
GET BACK IN BED !
You can do as much damage laughing as debating a subject, both on this blog work and besides it stops you kicking in the tv in sheer frustration.
Oh do fuck off Tony we’re all too busy dealing with this global warming, I,ve to clear my path and drive of it this afternoon.
Is it snowing on Harrowdown Hill Anthony?
Now Fitch has placed the UK on ‘rating watch negative’.
Grey Lady Down
Typical Tory response,to talk down the UK economy.
Cheers Bill Quango MP
Gay Ladyboy down.
Agreed, but might as well give up with that attitude! We just can’t afford to fuck up
For Mr Cat – If you don’t know Toy Story you’ll have no chance with a Gray Lady reference.
See – http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077629/
I don’t remember Fitch
All part of the Blair Fitch Project Vince. Go back to sleep, nothing to worry about.
Gissa job, I can do that..
Stay tuned, this could be the linchpin.
http://tinyurl.com/d49pu7f
Fitch have placed Britain on a downgrade warning after reduced growth levels
Triple dip here we come
Do Fitch have a great record in forecasting economic cycles ?
Before you answer that, remember that I worked there.
er Fitch bought Huhne’s sovereign debt rating “consultancy”. Hmm
So that’s what it is called these days
so er that makes Cameron Buzz lightyear, and Clegg Woody right?
They are all made of plastic
IDS has it absolutely right what about poor Yvette, her life must be a misery with Ed Balls but don’t worry they don’t share a house, at least not according to their expense claims when they both claimed for 2nd houses at alternate addresses.
I say i’ve just found another great way to impress my rich friends
there are these football fellows from West Hammersmith which i think is a poverty stricken area of London
Anyway these chaps who are all frightfully rich wondered if i could waste 60 million of the taxpayers money on that old abandoned stadium , left over from the olympics
i said , i say this is a great idea similar to those of George lets make rich people richer at the expense of the poor , a great investment for our childrens future employment prospects what
toodle pip !
Yada yada yada! Boilerplate liebour bullshite!
fuckin tit
Balls and Brown were on their high horses as soon as anybody questioned their economic policy when they were in power.
In opposition they have done nothing but talk the economy down, no wonder we have a low level of confidence. Mad mad TRAITORS, please change the music.
And the msm at the time – yes your lot rupee and t’others – just told the public lies, lies and more lies – innit?
Steph Flanders would call him a former lover
I like pretty flowers
And I like to make a snowman when it snows
With a carrot for his nose he he!
My mummy says Santa Claus is nice
And I like rainbows
I think Balls is a fucking cock sucker
Labour are red
Tories are blue
Vince smells of piss
and Ed Balls of Poo
There are some mighty intellects in your camp, Guido.
“When roses are red,
They’re ripe for the plucking;
When girls are sixteen,
They’re ripe for the…”
Ooooh, you filthy-minded people!
People like you give me a bad name!
I have no sympathy for Cyprus. When will these countries realise it’s the Euro that is killing them along with the Nazi jackboot of the Krauts?
The Krauts are slowly taking over Europe little by little and no one seems to have the balls to cut the tie and tell the truth.
Why didn’t we nuke the Krauts at the end of WW2?
The Fourth Reich is almost upon us
Important questions, some answers:
i) The other countries in the EU do realize Germany is a bit 4th reichy, but at present everyone is spinning off to their pre-revolutionary states. Germany at present appears to be the most sane, and itself is not causing the problems 100%. It is the EU that is at fault, and some external agents (lack of US).
ii) The euro is causing the economic problems. When the euro group should just print and get on with it, they are doing something dumb: Trying to coerce fiscal union. It works the other way round.
iii) Trinity test was completed successfully June 16 1945. Germany unconditionally surrendered 8th May 1945 (V-E day).
If Germany had not surrendered and were still fighting strong (eg. Had invaded Russia in the middle of winter previously…) then they probably would have been nuked.
They did not get nuked as they had surrendered before the bomb was functional.
If we stopped Daytime TV would they go to work?
I’ll sue if you do.
Follow the moneytrail – who has profitted most since WW2 – who controlled all sides? wake up ffs.
beng nuked.
the non japanese super dry brand is kinda everywhere.
is it telling us something about the state of jap.
Oh ffs – it wasn’t nukes at that time you dim-wits – it was an Atomic booomb – Nukes are a completely different kettle of fish. Nukes are the end game for all of us. WAKE UP FFS.
The Irish and Welsh have secretly acquired Nukes – a bloke in cornwall has acquired a Nuke … when you have the NUKE – what exactly do you have – SWA.
Sweet F all (SFA) actually. I posted it with fucking anger at some of you fucking dim-wits originally.
You pay for my cider and cigarettes.
Labour are at it again, they have only gone and Bankrupted Cyprus, and nothing at all to do with the Banks.
Time we rounded up all the god botherers,ecoloons,fat chavs along with every copy of the Kyoto treaty and use them to fuel the furnaces at the power stations.
There’s enough of these parasitical bastards to keep us powered for decades and as a bonus we get rid of all the useless fuckers dragging the economy down.
It’s a win win situation
You all liked my joke did you? Hands up who thinks I should be back as leader?
Is Marx’s tomb a communist plot?
It should be torn down – better question is why hasn’t it been torn down?
Me and my boyfriend had sex in my car tonight, it was pretty uncomfortable.
I wish we’d dropped my parents off first
Owen! I really wish you would keep this sort of thing to yourself. Now, I’ve had a word with your headmaster and he’s agreed not to suspend you provided you knuckle down and get on with your studies. I know your Media Studies teacher is keen to help and he has even offered to give you lifts home. It’s really important you get your two Cs so that you can take up that place in Women’s Studies at Bournemouth Poly!
Ive congratulatations to Ed (Balls not Special Needs) for this sense of humouring but I don’t think he looks like a potato at all he looks more like cauliflower to me or maybe a cabbage like Helmut Kohl or perhaps a beetroot that’s making me hungry no definitely a cabbage and thats the way Ed (Balls) wants to be seen as a cabbage because its important to be down-to-earth and understand the real people even if they are common as muck like me theres always brass where theres dirt is what I say and that’s why I am in the EU as raconteur for Climate Change and the Environment trying to change the climate and make its less hot but in the end the people will decide its just a gravy boat sponsored by Bisto with an extra cabbage and a few hot tatties so shut up you suthern jessies!
surely this has been repeated on another blog?
Isn’t it time that John Lardarse returned to the sea – preferable 5 FAThoms deep?
If he boards a boat, it will invariably list to port – and eventually capsize as none has yet been built to stand such weight.
We kindly request that Lord Lardarse pass the port.
We really don’t want bar-stewards like him blocking the sea-lanes.
Interesting body language, from Mr Testiclodes when he is being ripped a new one I the commons. He never looks up or laughs…sites there shuffling his papers, or handing them out to others and (mostly) gets to work on his Blackberry (seemingly disinterested to what is going on). Not only did he learn a great deal from the Great Imbecile, he was obviously infected by some nasty psychological contagion too.
He’s a psychopath. Understand what that means and you will understand everything.
Yes, similar to the McCains… ** badaboom tish **
Not sure what you are complaining about
He should be sent for a psychiatric assessment by FTAC – they’re known to do Labours checking up on people having been bunged lots of dosh by them – what ho?
Mrs Balls should be very proud of her little Eddie.
Big Ed to you.
I’ve got Cable’s Condition; I can’t remember people
Sedentary position = couch potato ? IDS slow burner…
I don’t understand the IDS thing. He was such a crap leader, the Tories wouldn’t let him fight an election, preferring to replace him with a has-been the country couldn’t connect with, but now they laud him as though he were a genius. Anyone remember News night’s expose of the lies on his CV?
fucking benefit scrounger
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/kate-middleton/9948678/Duchess-of-Cambridge-braves-snow-and-chill-as-she-helps-at-Scout-camp.html
we’re fucking paying for this
IDS is a nazi c’unt
He has never invaded Poland and he realises Boris is a knob, so he’s OK with me.
Dave is the chipper of Norton.
Is Mr Potato Head full of shit too?
He’s a red rooster.
UK economy downgrade on the way…..Negative Watch
Guido Fawkes said: “This is yet another blow to a downgraded Chancellor who made keeping the confidence of the credit rating agencies the number one test of his economic policy. What really matters are the economic realities which Fitch are responding to including, as their statement says, ‘the persistently weak performance of UK growth’.
“George Osborne’s plan has catastrophically failed on growth, living standards and the deficit. But instead of a change of direction and action to kickstart the flatlining economy all we got this week was more of the same failing policies. That’s why this more of the same Budget will be remembered as a wasted chance to change course before it was too late.”
Tell us again how Ed Balls has promised to spend much, much more without borrowing any money or spooking the lenders ?
Owen, what have you done to help improve the UK credit rating ?
Probably spent this week’s pocket money on boosting the profits of the local ice cream shop (on his way home from school).
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So tat is the conservative bid for a majority. Names. Nerr nerrny nerr nerrr! Old etonian wankers. Good luck in opposition for 13 years. Again.
Adds a whole new dimension to cripsy pants Bryant.
has anybody else noticed that since the toryboy led coalition of bastard opportunists has been in government the weather has been SHIT
Remember when Broon asked his tame meteorologist boss for the weather during the year that pres Omaha came to Britain and was told it wash going to be an Indian summer, it pissed down and everywhere was flooded so no change, it’s due to global warming ask the BBC
LABOUR – UTTERLY SHAMELESS, JOBLESS, CLUELESS
Sell your collection of tax payer funded laptops that would also do the trick
Thieving twat !
Has Denis McShane ever taken a bribe?
More importantly…has Denis McShane ever changed his name?
Why is his brother’s surname Matyjaszek?
Why would he be compelled to change his name?
Why has he served on the Policy Council of Labour Friends of Israel?
He was chair of the inquiry panel of the All-Party Parliamentary Group against Anti-Semitism, which reported in September 2006. Other members included Iain Duncan-Smith and Chris Huhne. In March 2009, he became chairman of a think-tank on anti-Semitism, the European Institute for the Study of Contemporary Antisemitism.[23] He was an advisory board member of the now defunct Just Journalism,[1] a pro-Israeli media advocacy group [2], which presented itself as a neutral voice monitoring reports about Israel in the UK media. Just Journalism was closely associated with the pro-Israeli Henry Jackson Society (HJS), sharing an office with it. When Just Journalism was forced to close in September 2011, citing lack of funds, Robin Shepherd, international affairs director of HJS and a member of Just Journalism’s advisory board, said: “This is a great pity and the cause of Israel in Britain will be the poorer for it”.[3]
On 8 September 2009, MacShane organised the first of a series of secret meetings between Liam Fox, Adam Werritty, Matthew Gould, Britain’s Ambassador to Israel, and in some cases MacShane himself and members of Mossad, with the intention of enlisting British support for an Israeli attack on Iran.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denis_MacShane
Some of those bastards made sure I was on holiday at that time – how fucking interesting is that. Thanks for the info by the way.
‘… the clear winner is IDS…’
The clear winner as an effing twat and a liar. The man the Tories dropped as leader because he was such an embarrassing idiot.
Funny because it’s true.
Zypriots !! Come out viz your hands UP !!
They need to default and replace the euro with pounds.
It seems like a standoff, who can keep their eyes open the longest becomes the winner, EU or Cyprus, both have a problem.
If you vont take ze bailout loan, zen ze house of cards starts to wobble TAKE ZE FUCKING LOAN, ARSCHLOCH !!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
More storms please.
Christ, what an invention.
Did they really not design it so that the blades could be set to a slightly negative angle of attack, so they don’t create lift in extremely high winds?
Anyone need a good clear succinct explanation of why getting the Government involved in lending for housing ends in grief?
http://fff.org/explore-freedom/article/clintons-legacy-part-1-the-financial-and-housing-meltdown/
The Housing Secretary being talked about, Andrew Cuomo, is the current Governor of New York, and his name has been bandied about as a Presidential candidate. We believe he has no real competition in the “Moe the Bartender Lookalike Contest,” in any event:
http://www.theblogmocracy.com/wp-content/uploads/AndrewCuomo_1_.jpg
Surely after the recent downgrade the only option is for labour to call for osborne to stay in post come what may
God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best. Voltaire
And, while we’re on the subject of Voltaire,
Opinions have caused more evils on this little globe than the plague or earthquakes.
(Which is an opinion, but never mind.)
God is a comedian, but He’s playing to an audience afraid to let itself laugh.
Opinions can be good or bad. It depends on the combination of how much relevant fact and whether valid forms of reason have been employed in reaching them.
The use of dogma and assumptions should be avoided.
Opinions are like assholes – everyone has one.
Some guy just sat down by us and his jeans are 18 inches below his waist. What a complete joke. He thinks he looks cool. Looks stupid.
Nice cock tho
It’s this sort of incisive and inspiring contribution that had us on the ropes in the early noughties. Thank heaven Ed doesn’t have to face him at PMQs is all I can say.
‘us’
Cvnt.
Oh come on admit it, deep down you always knew giving the tories a go was a mistake. You miss us really.
Won’t it be interesting to see how many truths and facts the Sunday newspapers tell us all – the predominantly quoted press that is – ‘The Sunday Times’, ‘The Observer’ and ‘The Sunday Telegraph’ … can’t wait …
Don’t you just love them papers who protect and make out that they protect and are the protectors of the Public Interest – or should it be those who profess to – ho hum?
I wouldn’t wipe my twatty arse on The Observer, and that’s a paper that professes to support me.
I read The Telegraph in secret.
Balls reads The Beano in secret. Well actually that’s not strictly true, he gets Yvette to read it to him.
Hold on to your arse you ain’t seen nothing yet.
My name is Ed Miliband, and I am a twat.
I had hoped to offset my twattishness by making Ed Balls, an even bigger twat, the shadow chancellor. Unfortunately, it appears that my ruse was unsuccessful and that the British public have seen me for what I am, a twat of the very highest order.
as the snow falls again britain runs out of gas and cameron says all is well – what sort of flying fuckwit is this man? whilst the poor and unemployed are sanctioned to meet targets duncan smith denies it – how much longer can this man continue/ why are the poor and disabled being criminalised to save the elites and the bankers from facing the effects of their crimes – this government is corrupt and an enemy of the people – get rid of them
Up your medication ‘sick’. You obviously have the attention span of a gnat and can’t remember what the heroic Leiber stasi did to this once great country for 13 years, and all of a sudden, according to your beffudled head, it’s the tories fault!
You are one sick bunny/
“You are one sick bunny”
He’s a Liebour supporter goes without saying!
this government is corrupt and an enemy of the people
Yep, I managed to subvert the entire British establishment. Didn’t I do well ?
My masters have rewarded me greatly for delivering the UK into permanent slavery.
Probably was only 6 years old when Labour came to power.
Why pick on Balls? It isn’t as if
The competition he’s got ain’t stiff
If what you’re looking for is talent
The last place to look is Parliament
What little they’ve got’s so very sparse
It’s all used up licking E U arse
IDS has balls like Mr Potato Head? Bloody hell…
Come PMQ, balls reminds me of a nodding dog on the back shelf of a car. Let’s hope it falls off one day!