March 22nd, 2013

Friday Caption Contest (Budget Brew Edition)


149 Comments

  1. 1
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    Just wait till I impose my Mansion Tax :)

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  2. 2
    I Squiggle says:

    So, you know all about Twitter then? I could get you a job at the Evening Standard if you’re looking..

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  3. 3
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    How much for the little ones?

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  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    Des Res meets Sub Prime

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  5. 6
    Dave Bruce says:

    So…. This is awkward … I was hoping for a cuppa with little Ed

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  6. 7
    Kebab Time says:

    “Osbrowne proves this is the greenest government ever”

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  7. 8
    I Squiggle says:

    You’ve cancelled your holiday in Cyprus? Why’s that then?

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  8. 9
    it's gordons fault says:

    which of you free interns put the budget together

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  9. 10
    I Squiggle says:

    “This tea tastes like piss..”

    “Well, you’re taking iit..”

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  10. 11
    it's gordons fault says:

    you think i am boring, just wait until balls is here

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  11. 11
    I Squiggle says:

    Psst.. is she Simon Cowell’s daughter?

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  12. 13

    Thats a nice little pad you have got this time guys..Must be your 7th or 8th Buy to Let property now guys..?

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  13. 14
    Welshracer says:

    We all know what he is thinking…………

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  14. 15
    I Squiggle says:

    “Er.. GSCE grade D in Maths, um.. I’ve got an old Amstrad..”

    “You’ve got the job. Ring the Treasury Monday..”

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  15. 16
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    “And the thing is, they believed me”

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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  16. 17
    Steve Miliband says:

    George thought his next job was at IMF. Turns out it was MFI.

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  17. 18
    GrumpyRenter says:

    “And this is the new-build studio apartment you’ll be raising your family in for the next 30 years, you lucky people! No need to thank me…”

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  18. 19
    spare house subsidy says:

    “..and look kids, my third home i intend to rent out”

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  19. 20
    Obsessive Compulsive Behaviour says:

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  20. 21
    Anonymous says:

    She’s got a nice bum.

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  21. 22
    Gideon says:

    No, I am deadly serious, it’s mine now, please leave

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  22. 23
    fewernotless says:

    There’s a shadow Chancellor behind you !

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  23. 24
    Jzhorzhe brown'sh ghosht says:

    mines a large one!

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  24. 25
    Herman Van Aerial Disease says:

    Bugger this for a game of soldiers, I’m off down the commons bar for a drop of old subsidised.

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  25. 27
    Steve Miliband says:

    Made in Chelsea series 5 not up to much

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  26. 28
    doughas says:

    do you have any ginger nuts to go with the tea

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  27. 31

    Are the beds in yets….!!!!!

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  28. 33
    Steve Miliband says:

    Osborne given new cabinet position

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  29. 34
    jonnygough says:

    Try not to look sad that I sold the espresso machine

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  30. 35

    …and if you want some wallpaper, I’m your man.

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  31. 36
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t mention were getting hb ……lol………..lots of lolly

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  32. 39
    t dog says:

    look darling, it was bad enough when you opened the door to the jehovahs witness, now you’ve let in a door-to-door wallpaper salesman

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  33. 41
    Hank The cat says:

    I suppose a shag is ou of the question

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  34. 42

    OK so these are the servants quarters then..everything clear?

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  35. 43
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    LOUISE !!

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  36. 44
    a northerner says:

    pissing through the kitchen window? no you’ll have to share the landing bog with the other 10 families on this floor – and when that blocks don’t phone me!

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  37. 46

    Good heavens no! When I suggested DP, I meant Domino’s Pizzas.

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  38. 47
    Ron jeremy says:

    “You do the front Ill do the back”

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  39. 48
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    “Mmmmm– bit of an odd flavour, but not unpleasing; ‘Nancy Astor blend,’ I believe you called it?”

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  40. 49
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The new kitchen cabinet meeting up over a cuppa. Are they infiltraitors from hacked off?

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  41. 50
    RtHonJon says:

    “Louise?”

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  42. 51
    George says:

    So, that’s it then, everything loaded on the van, we’ll be back for the kettle later…. where all in-it together eh?

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  43. 54
    WAA says:

    BREAKING: PG Tips replace chimps with chump!

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  44. 55
    Lost In The Wilderness says:

    Always thought old Georgey boy was a space cadet. Now we know he is a Vulcan.

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  45. 57
    Mr Plum says:

    I wonder if you have a left handed mug

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      Tay King-dePisse says:

      Plenty of mugs around, and a fair number of them ARE Lefties…they think the press regulations will actually accomplish something good– I’d call that sort of person who would buy that nonsense a “mug,” wouldn’t you?

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  46. 59
    Leroy_Jenkins says:

    This may not be the Greenest budget ever, but this woman does have greenest dress ever!

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  47. 60
    rory says:

    Fancy a weekend in Cyprus – I hear the bottom has fallen out on Euro terms

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  48. 61
    verticalwater says:

    Osborn: “You punch her and I’ll come to her rescue”.

    Young chap: “Yea! like you did with the economy”.

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  49. 63
    Sally Bercow says:

    I’m not ‘standing’ for parliament, everyone who knows me must understand I do all my canvassing on my back.

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  50. 64
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    “I DID watch The Brittas Empire, actually; that Chris Barrie bloke– he was a card, wasn’t he?”

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  51. 65
    Anonymous says:

    … and modelling (,) the conservative range of mugs …

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  52. 66
    Anonymous says:

    ” Look, putting in a sink and making me a cup of tea won’t fool me ! This is an extra bedroom !!”

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  53. 67

    All three are jointly thinking

    “a bit weak.”

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  54. 68
    Polly Tuscany says:

    Aha! British Tea Party activists.

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  55. 70
    Cry me a river says:

    Damn, did I leave my finger up her arse or his?

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  56. 71
    Shooty* says:

    “OK, yes, I assume you’re going to put the butler and a couple of maids up in this dwelling. Should suit the domestics quite well. Shall we proceed to your pied a terre?”

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  57. 72
    Anonymous says:

    Why is the cup stuck to my fingers? I’m one of David Icke’s lizard people.

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  58. 73
    Anonymous says:

    Intern pondering which cnut he’ll end up with

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  59. 76

    George managed to blag his way through the FIFA vs Pro evolution soccer bit, but as Gavin moved onto Bioshock 2 he felt his comfort zone slipping away.

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  60. 77
    Anonymous says:

    … and after my budget you can sell it for three times what you paid for it ..

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  61. 79

    George is thinking – No suit..no tie..weird sideburns..cups that must have come from a pound shop…where the hell am I ?

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  62. 80
    Anonymous says:

    I’m glad I’m not your generation.

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  63. 81
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    We can smell the coffee George, but can Ed Balls?

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  64. 83
    Anonymous says:

    … and this is where I cook the books

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  65. 86
    Anonymous says:

    I haven’t had this must fun since the Cabinet debagged Cleggers!

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  66. 87
    TreasuryGeek says:

    I’m sorry Mr Smith, but I’ve just put your wife in the (ITEM) club

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  67. 91
    Inspector Hand says:

    How come Osborne’s only got three fingers on his right hand?

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  68. 92
    Spasmo says:

    Seriously, who holds a mug like that?

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  69. 93
    Blondini says:

    “Wuv you”
    “Wuv you, more”
    “Look at the pair of you. You haven’t got a fucking CLUE who I am, have you?”

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  70. 95
    Con Artists says:

    Gideon wasn’t sure the new immigrants would intergrate with the London community that well.

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  71. 95
    Jock Strap says:

    Osborne: “Bagsy sloppy seconds”.

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  72. 97
    Blondini says:

    Osborne (thinks): That’s got my finger under my pants, now if I can just…..get…..to…….my ringpiece…..I can scratch……oh Goddddd, that’s better”.

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  73. 99
    YorkshireLad says:

    “You know, I’ve had a marvellous idea to raise money. Let’s tax tea!”

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  74. 100
    Blondini says:

    Osborne: “Ummmm…Tom Hanks? No, no, oh goodness…no, I’m not Tom Hanks”.
    Other bloke: “You STUPID cow! RIGHT, fuck off mate!”

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  75. 101
    Rick says:

    I was in the House of Commons making an extra strong cup of tea with one of those posh teabags, y’know with the stringy thing on, when the Shadow Chancellor comes up to me giving it all this [makes talky hand gesture] about stealing his policies or something.

    ‘Ed’, I said, ‘Have you any idea how hard it is to carry out a good teabagging when you’ve got Balls in your face’? Hmmm? I’m trying to dunk my bag somewhere moist and warm while I’ve got a member coming up behind me and giving me an ear bashing. Now fuck off back to Yorkshire before I give you a chinese burn you bent bastard.’

    That man has such a punchable face, one day I’m gonna do it. I won’t be able to stop myself. I’m gonna slap him really, really hard and make him cry! I’d laugh for literally weeks.

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  76. 102
    poets day says:

    … of course, reading tea leaves is only part, but a very important part, of maintaining accuracy in our fiscal forecasting…

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  77. 106
    Anonymous says:

    Three mugs

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  78. 107
    Inflation Nation says:

    Please sir can we have some food?

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  79. 108
    Anonymous says:

    … and, once Hugh had given the O.K., it was all systems go

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  80. 109
    Osama the Nazarene says:

    I hope you brought your whip Miss Lash.

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  81. 110
    Anonymous says:

    audition for the next PG tips ad.

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  82. 111
    Anonymous says:

    (westminster) man at work

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  83. 112
    Anonymous says:

    So George …. day off from fucking the country?

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  84. 113
    Perry says:

    I am sure you will find an equally nice home with less bedrooms

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  85. 114
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Are those 3 huge mugs – Hugh Grant and friends at it again?

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  86. 115
    Mr Trellis says:

    Look, you guys are Strivers, right? Work hard, save your money and to be honest, who has a clue what’ll happen next? Not me!

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  87. 118
    Anonymous says:

    To meet our staff reduction targets, one of these three cups is poisoned.

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  88. 119
    Chakra Balti says:

    “Well old chap she makes a bloody awful cup of coffee, but I assume she makes up for that in the bedroom ?”

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  89. 120
    Ziggy says:

    Just proves you need to know nothing about finance and economics to become Chancellor. Just need to know the right people and do their bidding! Oh, by the way can I have the tea money?

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  90. 121
    widget365 says:

    So, shall we move this through to the bedroom?

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  91. 124
    Simey G says:

    “I don’t really like tea…got any coke?”

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  92. 125
    Huge Hefner says:

    Come on, get your clothes off; let’s get this porn movie made!

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  93. 127
    the savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    Gideon : Kitchenette ? …. what s a kitchenette? .. oh THIS is a kitchenette

    So we re in a kitchenette now …. No I ve just never been in a kitchenette before no .. I think our one is “below stairs ” … oh no I ve never been down there that’s the majordomos province.

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  94. 128
    The Countess of Wythenshawe says:

    With all those problems in Cyprus with the Euro I am keeping my finger hidden up my arse.

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  95. 129

    ‘I am a Bullshitter myself, but, I do like to hear beginners at it. So please continue!!’

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  96. 130
    Willer says:

    I had to choose 20% government backed loans because house prices are overvalued by at least that much.

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  97. 131
    Thumper the Rabbit says:

    “… so this is where the kitchen staff work, is it?”

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  98. 132
    LetThemEatCoke says:

    Okay, chum, let me explain it again. This is how the droit de seigneur works …

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  99. 133
    Rightallalong says:

    George Osborne welcomes the first of the Rumanians to Britain in their new home, fully paid for by the British taxpayer.

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  100. 134
    robbie says:

    I’d like more austeriTEA please.

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  101. 136
    LetThemEatCoke says:

    UK politics is rocked to its foundations as the British Tea Party launches its first conference.

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  102. 137
    Tom Catesby says:

    ‘I noticed you have a spare bedroom’

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  103. 138
    Penfold says:

    Hadn’t we better plug the kettle in to make it look more realistic?

    Staged…!!
    Posed….!!

    The exhibits at Madame Tussauds have more life in ‘em.

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  104. 139
    Giddit says:

    Whose line is this time?

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  105. 143
    Geordieboy says:

    I have got a £50 note , who has got the coke.

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  106. 146
    Anonymous says:

    Look love, it’s over, Gideon and me are getting married

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  107. 147
    Penny O'Pint says:

    The only 100% effective contraceptive on the market: a life size cardboard cut out of the Chancellor

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  108. 148
    dbopenlock says:

    Gideon: “How many bedrooms do you have?”

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