March 21st, 2013

WATCH: Labour Voter Explains Party’s Benefits Stance

Labour is “on your side”.


  1. 1
    Crusty old buffer says:

    Benefits cheats should be shot.
    No child benefit after the second child.
    No councill houses for unmarried mothers.


    • 2
      PC for ever says:

      Shooting’s too good for them… put them in the same room as mad eye Brown for life. Make them really suffer.


      • 25
        Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

        Hate to be boring chaps, but the word ‘labour’ and the words ‘on your side’ don’t appear anywhere in the 37 seconds of video – are you sure you have the right clip?


        • 45
          Con Artists says:

          Cyp-Riots begin….

          Local TV station CYBC reports that police in the Cyprus’ capital are scuffling with protesters (including employees of Cyprus Popular Bank) outside the nation’s parliament:

          – CYBC says more protesters gathering at Parliament House


          • Rage Against the Political Elite says:

            Not long Now for our Turn.. .. I hope the Public Sector Elite Choke on their Salaries and Bonuses.. AND NO.. You weren’t F-cking Worth IT.


          • Bloke says:

            Cat Funt.


          • Tom Catesby says:

            Presumably, the Cypriot Gov’t are still finding the necessary wonga to pay the police, if they don’t keep paying the ‘praetorian guard’, several well tanned politicos over there could find themselves in some difficulty.


        • 50
          Morgan's Organ says:

          A spokesman for Mr Morgan said that Piers will be inviting her for interview on his CNN programme in order to liven up the show.


        • 73
          The voice of reason says:

          Lord Mandelbum – her attitude is very labour. Enough said. What she is saying is that she needs her £70 a week (paid for by the taxpayer) to carry on smoking and drinking off the state.

          If she’s so broke, why the f**k doesn’t she give up smoking? It’s a £6 a day habit.

          They just don’t get it do they? Neither do you.


          • Residing in 96.97% white Merseyside says:

            £7 a day with the Budget rise. I can easily afford that since my weekly benefits are several times hers and I’ve got my pensions on top.


          • Peter Carter-Fuck says:

            It’s only a couple of quid a pack if you buy your tabs from a bloke down the pub and don’t mind the health warning being in Cyrillic writing.


          • Lord Fondlebum says:

            I am intensely relaxed about people being benefit scroungers.


          • Rage Against the Political Elite says:

            Because the Daft C-nt has been brain washed into paying £6 a day for something that the Exchequer gets £5.75 in TAX.. They are 10p a Packet in China. Biggest Fu-king scam of the Century


        • 98
          Bollocks to getting a pseudonym says:

          Labour’s a somewhat ironic name for that party, as most of them have never done a stroke of work in their lives, and have no intention of doing so. Do they have a better grip on irony than some of us give the credit for?


          • Geordieboy says:

            Many Labour MPs have come from the ranks of the unions or local councillors and thriving off the union members subscriptions or the taxpayer in the case of councillors who milk every penny they can get at the taxpayers expense.


    • 6
      Anonymous says:



      • 140
        it has a heart. says:

        face has the eye which is the route to the soul.

        face became facism..but see it as what happens at god’s night.time.
        face became faeces..but the mind can put it to good use, think cow dung.
        face became farce…but there are other creativite outlets too.
        face became fatal….but the mouth exists to resuscitate.

        fal means fruit.


    • 22
      Even Miliband can be right at times says:

      Sometimes, just every now and then, I can’t help feeling that the Fabians may have valid points with their eugenics.


    • 36
      Diane Fatbott says:



      • 77
        Anonymous says:

        Symptoms. Do you get it yet. Stop fixing symptoms that are wrongly diagnosed as a cause, by the NHS measurement culture.

        Removing pubs and discouraging social (with oversight) drinking is one of the biggest recent failures in society. The pub was the escape for many.

        Drugs: the biggest use of life altering drugs is via the NHS. Mood altering drugs have been to widely used and have destroyed many people, especially children.

        As for obesity that is the classic example of the measurement target culture of the NHS. How can a system exist that classifies athletes as obese? How can an equation with length and weight have a squared term in it? Only a brain dead organisation would use a equation that was created at the birth of statistics, hundreds of years ago.


      • 138
        parisclaims says:

        Wrong colour


      • 157
        Anonymous says:

        The love-child of Johnny Vegas and Andrea Dworkin?


      • 160
        Geordieboy says:

        Has she looked in a full length mirror recently.


    • 42
      Ryan says:

      Just take the kids away from them. That’s what they do in socialist Sweden – but something that Polly Toynbee would rather not mention.


    • 54
      Popeye says:

      It wouldn’t be so fat if it had to work like most of the rest of us.


    • 56
      jo bonanno says:

      ‘No child benefit after the second child’.

      A right wing site where posters have been so corrupted by the benefits culcher that two free kids is alright.

      We have a big enough population- if you want to have kids; pay for them yer f’in self.


    • 60
      John Prescott says:

      Check out her droopy melons! Phwoooar!


    • 63
      Vote UKIP says:

      Take away right to vote


      • 131
        Grumpy Old Man says:

        Voting is not a right, it’s a duty, and that person couldn’t find her way to a polling booth that would fit her. That’s why Labour have postal votes.


    • 78
      Brigadier Ben Ritchie Hook says:

      No point shooting civilians in my experience only causes problems later. These people need leadership, discipline, and a sense of self respect for doing a job and doing well as part of a team. All these things are provided by the Regimental system of the British Army. The current situation is the result of shoddy leadership and poor quality officers, seen a hundred times. All those chaps in the Army that have been paid off (myself included) could do the nation some further good by taking these people under wing and getting them off their backsides and getting some much needed work done in the land. From what I’ve seen since I got back the whole place could do with a clean and lick of paint at the least. I know this kind of waste gets chaps on this blog all hot under the collar but if they are our people we need to make the best of them. Of course once the idle f_ckers are in the Army and refuse orders that’s a different matter!


    • 103
      Anjin says:

      You want to see homeless kids.


    • 109
      M says:

      If you were truly evil you would send them to mid Staffordshire


    • 124
      M says:

      Didn’t she steal Austin powers mojo


    • 164
      doughas says:

      it would be nice to see the fathers of these kids pay child support, one 22 year old single woman living close to me has 3 kids by 3 different men and not one of them pays a penny in child support, she should be sterilised as she’s drunk or drugged every weekend while her 13 year old niece looks after the kids


    • 168
      I care cos I vote Labour ! says:

      send for the nut nicker !


  2. 3
    Anonymous says:

    What a sad existance


    • 85
      Residing in 96.97% white Merseyside says:

      She may surprise you and be able to spell existence!


      • 151
        Malcolm Armsteen says:

        The argument is always won if you can point out a typo.


      • 156
        Anonymous says:

        I doubt she even knows what it means – poor mare. In another world, another time she would probably lead a decent life. In this one her existence is pointless.


  3. 4
    Ibbo says:

    If i was David Cameron, i would be using that with a poster of “What benefits are being spent on ” In a massive advertising campaign around the country.


  4. 5
    Kebab Time says:

    37 secs was the full interview ;)


  5. 7
    Nasal Ed says:

    It’s Jonny Vegas


  6. 8
    Con Artists says:

    Former Soviet Dissident Warns For EU Dictatorship

    Vla dim_ir Buk0v ksy, the 63-year old former Soviet dissident, fears that the European Union is on its way to becoming another Soviet Union. In a speech he delivered in Brussels last week Mr Bukovsky called the EU a “monster” that must be destroyed, the sooner the better, before it develops into a fullfledged totalitarian state.


    • 20
      Bletchlypark says:

      on it’s way ?


    • 23
      (I don't need no doctor) says:

      It’s too late. Unelected leaders rule comrade.


    • 33
      Ryan says:

      And like the USSR it will destroy itself with its own economic incompetence.

      Oh look, it already has.


    • 35
      Bluto says:

      “From 1985 onwards they completely changed their view. The Soviets came to a conclusion and to an agreement with the left-wing parties that if they worked together they could hijack the whole European project and turn it upside down. Instead of an open market they would turn it into a federal state.”

      Julia Middleton:- “I first had the idea for Common Purpose on 29 July 1988.” But where did the funding come from?


      • 83
        Brigadier Ben Ritchie Hook says:

        Not in Intelligence myself but did some work with these chaps in NI in the 70s can’t say too much even now but all i can say that using drones is just the hi-tech version of what we got up to. Not nice but if you’re way of life is being threatened you’ve got to fight fire with fire. This Common Purpose lot look rum.


      • 158
        Ryan says:

        Sounds scary doesn’t it? Until you remember that the Russians are a bunch of total fuckwits that couldn’t run a borscht kitchen. Inevitably by filling the EU with former failed communists like Barroso the moment the EU got any power it was doomed to failure. As soon as Maastricht was signed the end was in sight. Hasn’t taken long has it?

        Of course what you really need to ask is “why are Labour, the tories and the LimpDems so keen on the EU???” Because they are a bunch of pathetic public-school Marxists as well that would happily sell out their own compatriots to anyone given that they totally despise all of us. Look at Thatchers private papers that were released today – turns out that most of the Tory party were aligned with Labour and thought British citizens should be sold out to the facists running Argentina.

        British politicians are the biggest bunch of pathetic Marxist public school w*nkers outside of Cuba.


    • 62
      EU Technocrat says:

      The EU have four workstreams leading to full integration. Each are on different timescales e.g. Budget planning is over 7 years but elections are every 5. These are designed to produce radical change within a few years. The 4 workstreams are

      * Financial Framework especially banking and monetary union.
      * Budgetary Framework
      * Economic policy co-ordination
      * Democratic legitimacy / accountability

      Its plain what is planned. There are elections next year (see #4) but you can’t change the budget as it has already been agreed for the next cycle. And if you want to change it you need to have a longer attention span than the majority on here.

      Focus or f**k-off


  7. 9
    Labour=Waste says:

    One nation? One nation of scrounging under Labour whilst most new jobs go to immigrant workers.

    They did it for 13 years, they want to do it again.


    • 91
      Residing in 96.97% white Merseyside says:

      When I was younger it was the other way around. It was the immigrants who scrounged.

      That all changed during the 18 YEARS.

      Old joke from the 1960’s.

      Did you hear about the P*kistan* who could only speak two words of english and who fell in a canal?
      He kept shouting Public Assist, Public Assist!


  8. 10
    Banana Republic Britain says:

    Was it a man or a woman?


  9. 11
    Ah! Monika says:

    If she carries on in the same way, she won’t be needing benefits for much longer.


  10. 12
    Anonymous says:

    Are there real benefits cheats who the government ought to go after? Yes.

    Are there real issues with a multigenerational benefits culture which encourages living off the state? Yes.

    Is there a need for more training, more opportunities and also some hard home-truths for these sort of people? Yes.

    But, even with all that being true, this government’s policies are wrong. The folks at the bottom, frequently genuinely-disabled individuals through no fault of their own, are now being forced to live on smaller and smaller amounts, to the point where their quality of life is radically lowered.

    Milton Friedman has so frequently been unfairly treated by those on the left and portrayed as an unfeeling monster. That is wrong and untrue. But Friedman pointed out time and again that there would always be these people under a capitalist system and that these individuals required the charity of private individuals. Where is this support? Where is the ground-swell of support for the very worst off? This should not be a Labour-policy point, this should be an opportunity for those on the Right to demonstrate once and for all their principles of compassion and mercy for the worst off.

    A drive on websites like Guido’s to help these people is well overdue – regardless of what politicians do or don’t do, these people deserve our help.


    • 104
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      It’s been said better than me, and by better than me, that the reason that the benefits state exists is so that the Pollys and Owens and Lauries of this world can give their money to charities that are not about alleviating the causes and effects of poverty. (e.g. Ed and David Miliband’s “educational” foundation, which pays for universities to hire Leftie professors like their father was). This salves their consciences, to know it’s all of us paying for that old cow’s fags and booze (whilst they’re engaged in hypocritical tax-advantaging), and means they don’t have to deal in their minds with the question of whether there is “bang for the buck” with the programmes that such charities as do engage in poverty-related services are involved with. Such real-world considerations don’t chime with their view of the world, don’t you know?


    • 155
      Frightened Inmate #2 says:

      No-one’s got a problem with the genuinely disabled getting benefits. That disgusting woman is not disabled though. She is morbidly obese from her diet but otherwise nothing wrong with her. Why should mugs like me be paying for her entire life and brood of bastards she’s doubtless spawned?


  11. 13
    dickiebo says:

    And some people wonder who the Labour voters are!!!!!


  12. 14
    Hard Working Singleton says:

    I hope Duncan Smith orders a review of their file and shuts off every payment.

    Make these people pick up litter and clean graffiti in return for limited welfare payments.

    Enough’s enough.


  13. 15
    Moussa Koussa Mark 7 says:

    Poor Guido.

    Aiding his mates Dave and Gid*eon, and becoming more desperate as each day passes

    When are you expecting the 6:00am knock on the door P*aul


  14. 17
    Member of armed forces says:

    My job is to protect people like this….


  15. 18
    Whingeing winnie says:

    Here by is a PP Broadcast on behalf of the Conservative party


  16. 19
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Maybe the Miliband’s could let her have their spare bedroom in Primrose Hill. How about it Eddy, or would it be too taxing for you.


  17. 24
    Silent Majority says:

    Benefits are too high if people can waste them on drink and enough food to be as fat as this person.


    • 105
      Anjin says:

      Eating shit, cheap food of no nutritional value is what makes you that fat, moron.


      • 115
        Simon Pissed Off Taxpaying Mug Gothard says:

        Ahhh, our mistake sorry. We thought she had some sort of personal responsibility over what she consumed.

        Yep it is not her fault that she eats a load of taxpayer funded KFC and McDonalds, somehow it is somebody else’s fault.

        Anjin you are a dickhead.


    • 117
      anonymouse says:

      But they are below the poverty line; now where’s my sky TV?


  18. 26
    Sad so Sad is Labour's Child. says:

    I’m afraid that’s how Labour want them. From cradle to grave 100% beholden to the state.


  19. 27
    It's a fix says:

    No way would ‘she’ be up by 07.24


  20. 29
    JR says:

    How much in breeding went into producing that cretin??


    • 46
      Bubba says:

      Yeeeehaw! Me and my son Cletus, who’s also my brother, are gonna give Chris Huhne a good time. He’s a purdy boy!


    • 49
      Barney Rubble says:

      If its DNA were tested, it would likely show over 80% Neanderthal.


      • 86
        The horse hung man-dingo of the apocalypse says:

        and 20% Horse ass


        • 125
          English Heretic says:

          Oi, that’s insulting to Neanderthals that is, they had larger brains than us Homo Sapiens. Anyway, he/she/it is from Manchester and probably enjoyed the finest comprehensive education, perhaps we should show some pity before judging? (can’t believe I just said that).


    • 81
      Anonymous says:

      She is honest to her beliefs and training. Very similar to the rights expressed by MPs to abuse expenses. Morally she is way above MPs as everything is fully legal. She is doing exactly what the CBI said, during her childhood, when they condemned the indigenous population to be unsuitable to work. She is fulfilling her role in society they created, to her full ability.


  21. 30
    Moussa Koussa Mark 7 says:

    Geoff Webster after being offered a plea bargain …

    ””sing little birdy, tweet tweet tweet, sing little birdy sing”””

    GOOD BYE – GUIDO !!!!!!!!!


  22. 31
    Bletchlypark says:

    Lorraine kelly has family back in scothtaxland like that


  23. 32
    Dudley Zoo says:

    The woman obviously has some problems and people like this should not be used like this

    It is Gordon Brown and his band of Muggers that have driven Britain into the cess pit

    It is Brown and Balls who should be held to account


  24. 34
    Hugh Grant, Labour Leader in Waiting says:

    Shit Actually. I do not want anything to do with Labour if dregs like this vote for them.


  25. 37
    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

    That’s my girl !


  26. 38
    Darwin says:

    I cannot understand it. If my theory is correct such creatures would not survive.


  27. 39
    Doreen says:

    For a second I thought this was another spoof like this:


    • 72
      Casual Observer says:

      The reality is that Doreen’s story, even though it was satire, had to soften the blow of the reality.

      The woman in the interview above is a fascinating case study in the damage which Marxism inflicts on both society and the individual.

      She gets only GBP 142 over two weeks to spend on fags, booze and shopping. By my estimate per week she probably gets through 1.5 packs, a couple of four packs and perhaps 4 liters of cider. The rest is on food and the rest you need to run the home. Her biggest expense is probably washing powder / toiletries and the electricity key.

      Ok – she likely does get the house etc. for free, which is a different story.

      If the state wishes to keep her for GBP 70 a week that is fine. She is unemployable in every other sense of the word at present.

      Am not a big fan of the welfare state, or examples like the above, but that is what Labour created, and the reality is in her case change is likely impossible. That is not altogether her fault.

      Letting in a bunch of similar Roman!an and Bulgar!an scum next year is not going to help matters though.


    • 74
      Enemy of the State says:

      It’s not a spoof.


  28. 41
    Shire Tory says:

    God almighty what an advert for swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool. Good to see the Tories advertising campaign begining to pay off though………


  29. 44
    Council tennant with a spare room says:

    ciggies alcohol witherspoons … I need that to survive as well. Pity I pay so much feckin tax I cant afford them.


  30. 47
    Colonel Sanders says says:

    Our missionary work here is bearing fruit

    bargain bucket that women..thing


  31. 51
    Slob says:

    I thought she looked familiar. And then I realised who she reminds me of.


  32. 52
    aGOM says:

    Was that designed to wind up Mail readers?

    Stop smoking, go on a diet and get off your great fat backside!

    Mud-people, pfft!


  33. 55
    Tom Watson says:

    She’s got lovely jugs!


  34. 58
    Mrsmillsee says:

    Hey come on! The woman could teach us all a lot about how to e-commonise.

    Seriously! This is what she said.


  35. 59
    forgotten man says:

    “it’s the way I have been brought up to spend my benefits on what I’m used to…”

    Jeez , you really couldn’t make it up.


    • 65
      Labour's Client State says:

      I suggest that Conservatives get her to “front” their next party political broadcast so people can see what they’re voting for if they Vote Labour


  36. 64
    Pineapple Slicer says:

    Just shows that even Ian Duncan “Messerschmitt” is being too soft.

    People like this are taking everyone for a ride.

    New rule: benefits for 9 months and then nothing. There are loads of jobs available, after all we’ve solved Polish unemployment in Britain.


  37. 66
    Enemy of the State says:

    I’m afraid it’s an injection job.


  38. 67
    Terrible But True says:

    Harry Enfield as Nostrodamus (including a weather forecast on the BBC):


  39. 68
    Anonymous says:

    Paying lots of tax prevents you from:

    Buying drugs
    Buying too much food
    Drinking too much
    Buying cheap Chinese imports
    Buying Korean cars


  40. 69
    Who, me? says:

    There are times when I earnestly wish I hadn’t clicked that innocuous-looking ‘play’ button: the stench of entitlement with no ‘quid pro quo’ offends, and, please, someone tell me that it hasn’t bred.


    • 71
      Anonymous says:

      These are human beings you’re slagging off. They have feelings.
      You should read ‘Chavs’


      • 79
        The voice of reason says:

        Human beings? Are you sure?

        I thought they were state controlled, mindless compliants – a product of socialism.


        • 87
          Will says:

          Taxes is not the problem the fact is that we have in certain areas a class of people who do not work and have no intention of working.

          don’t worry the guardian thinks everyone should be allow a free house and loads of benefits, but pity the poor taxpayers who have to pay for them.

          Soon taxpayers are going to quite rightly question what their taxes are being spent on and the waste that occurs.


      • 88
        FrankFisher says:

        I don’t give a shit for their feelings. I am concerned with me and mine, not untermensch like this.


      • 102
        Anonymous says:

        Human beings who chose to be chavs.


      • 110
        MacGuffin says:

        That was not a human being. That was homo chaviens.


    • 92
      Garghhhhhhh says:

      Unfortunately it has…… Does she not refer to her 16 year old daughter in the ‘uncut’ version?


  41. 90
    Will says:

    the daily mail already has a hold of this story but worse news she has a daughter as well, so I bet the woman has not paid a penny in income tax in her life but expects to be looked after till the day she drops dead


  42. 107
    Simon Pissed Off Taxpaying Mug Gothard says:

    Tracey you fat sweaty ‘orrible piece of shit do us all a favour and leave the gas taps on overnight. Don’t worry about the bill as we taxpayers cover it anyway. Make sure the whole family is at home and don’t forget to smoke a Lambert first thing


  43. 114

    It’s his choice to be a lazy idle slob. Probably taught his trade, by lazy idle slob parents and of course, he will help breed the next generation of lazy idle slobs.
    Unless he gets castrated soon.


  44. 119
    Anonymous says:

    Oh FFS, it’s one person in millions, don’t be so quick to use one person to justify your fatcat Tory lifestyles.



  45. 120
    EU Watch says:

    EU Humor for Cyprus:

    Tr!chet : 18th Jan 2008:

    “For a small, open economy like Cyprus, Euro adoption provides protection from international financial turmoil.”



    • 121
      EU Watch says:

      Communist propaganda from Barr0so, 18th Jan 2008:

      “Because in a globalized world, Europe is stronger together,… The more together the more we can do to enhance the lives of our citizens… It is a cushion against global economic shocks like the steep rise in oil prices or foreign monetary crises. This is an especially important advantage in a small, successful and open economy like Cyprus,”



      • 122
        EU Watch says:


        Petrol stations in Cyprus are accepting only cash, and are likely to run out by this weekend.

        That is according to Luk0il.


  46. 126
    robbie says:

    When they interview for a feature on IDS plans they usually feature anyone with a wheelchair.


    • 142
      The Central Scrutininzer says:

      You are so right…

      Any attempt to cut spending is spun as an attempt to push people into poverty.

      It would be nice to see people like this woman used as case studies and examples – but of course they never will, as she would motivate people to vote Conservative.


  47. 129
    Loki says:

    Why are people fat? Seriously, you only have to walk downany high street to see elephant legged single mothers in leggings. Obvioulsy we are paying too much if they can sit on their fat arses and eat all day.


  48. 130
    Eric the Terrible Scot says:

    Only a wee scot lass, you should see some of `em.


  49. 141
    Moby Dick says:

    Marry me


  50. 153
    The Lolcats of Equality Street says:

    Labour 1, Humanity nil.


  51. 154
    Do we only mention Nationality when its a Scot ? says:

    So just to clarify, this woman is Inglish ?


  52. 161
    Compassionate Labour says:

    Thornberry just been on the Daily Politics with the usual Labour claptrap on welfare.


  53. 162
    The Frankfurt School says:

    Our plan for a Marxist world government is going very well with people like this.


  54. 163
    doughas says:

    I wonder how many same labour m.p’s who claim to care for these people would be happy if some of them lived next door to them, maybe those wonderful millionaire champagne socialists like the blairs, peter mandelson, peter hain or the millibands all living in multi million pound homes would be thrilled to live next door to some of the people who vote for them


    • 165
      Labour Hypocrites says:

      of course they would, they’re compassionate Labour !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  55. 166
    Chukus Yamoney says:

    Notice the ash tray on the chair arm ? Probably full of stubs at £8.00 for a packet of twenty !


  56. 169
    Robert Pitt says:

    Lazy bastard! Labours legacy!


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