March 19th, 2013

Speccie Say NO
Downing Street Say Guido is a “Relevant Publisher”

The Spectator have made up their mind on state regulation. Here is tomorrow’s cover:

Think that’s pretty clear…

Downing Street has cleared up yesterday’s confusion about whether or not Guido will fall under the Charter:

“No newspaper or blogger would be forced to join the regulator, the Royal Charter system is a system of incentivisation. However, those ‘relevant publishers’ that choose not to join the regulator would be subject to costs and could be subject to exemplary damages if taken to court. ‘Relevant publishers’ are specifically defined and could include blog sites that are written by multiple authors, have editorial control and are published in the course of business.”

It goes without saying that it’s a “no” from Guido too…


  1. 1
    Spacker Brown says:

    No, no, no.

  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    Whilst this blog is hosted on foreign servers, if you were to be sued how would you stand as far as your personal assets in this country? i Assume Guido/harry own assets of one variety or another in this country? so could this law put them at risk if suckedoffhugh&co were to sue?

  3. 3
    HenryV says:

    The Left are running scared; they know the people are tiring of them.

    When the tide turns, and it will, the fall out throughout the civil service and academia will be immense. It won’t be pretty.

    Change is in the air.

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    It should be……NO?

    that is not a Scottish accent, it’s a Bastardisation due to sodomisism at public shool Fraser!

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    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    Milton says No.

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    MI5 says:

    Published in the course of businees extrelmel vague

    There lust be a question of territoriality

    How can any Uk law apply to this blog which is published in the US.?

  9. 9
    Timoof says:

    Hi, Planet Earth just called, you can stay where you are

  10. 10
    lordcamibandleggo says:

    Storm parliament, this maybe the last time it can be said.

    Load of total twonks.

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    Ah! Monika says:


    Can’t wait for the Weekly Stats when the MSM sign up.

  12. 12
    Cry Freedom says:

    Well that is a very difficult question but I think the answer is a short message relating to sex and travel.

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    We fought the Honourable Member for Falkirk says:

    And it will be a NO from us at

  14. 14

    If you are taken to court is that a UK court? And why would you attend if it was?
    Would not someone have to take you to the court where you publish?

    Is there a sneaky bit of legislation saying if you live in the UK, or operate in the UK, you are subject to new UK press regulation?

    even if there is , does it matter? Starbucks, Apple, Google, Amazon, Specsavers don’t seem to pay much attention to UK tax laws, and no one seems able to do bugger all about that.

    And there’s always the EU and the ECHR.
    Like the terrorists, use our own idiot legislation against us.

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    AngryEnglishJon says:

    Without freedom of the press would we have found out about Grant being blown in L.A. He must be wanting to repeat the experience and not being found out. Pillock…

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    Labourunionsbbc are one under the EU says:

    The left deserted us working class and destroyed our lives with their marxist utopia.

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    EU Watch says:

    C-130 is a big plane.

    de La Rue ink on new Cyprus currency may be dry… ;-)

  18. 18
    huge grunt says:

    having failed to get a proper bill of rights / constitution we are now presented with the alternative:


    just look at the comedians proposing it

  19. 19
    HenryV says:

    I take it you are not on Earth either then? :)

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    fire's too good for them says:

    surely everyone leaving comments here is an author to the site, so multiple authors, same with any blog.
    Check out the EU directive on media control, amongst other gem like ideas is the one that journalists should be trained in an EU approved educational institution, ie one that the EU will fund and that state funded institutions will only be able to employ journalists that qualify from such educational establishments, and I’m not making that up

  21. 21
    Keep Our Press Free says:


    -Threatening to fine papers millions if you print stuff they don’t like.

  22. 22
    Casual Observer says:

    Best response yet. Now we need a few more publications to put it like that.

    If nobody bothers to sign up to the thing, and just publishes boring news for a while, could that b’nkrupt the thing ?

  23. 23
    I wonder says:

    Will Private Eye refuse to sign up to it?

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    The Old Fella says:

    Fawkesy, surely you would fall in between the 2 sides of the arguement, a bit of light on dodgy dealing would be considered acceptable but the nudge-nudge wink-wink aspersions on peoples character would not be acceptable

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    EU Watch says:

    Good live blog (not a plug for the publisher) on Cyprus debate going on right now:

    EURJPY: 121.97
    EURUSD: 1.2861 (low 1.2856…)
    EURGBP: 0.8514

    Gold: $1614

  26. 26
    UK_Slave says:

    They can all fuck off and die, the filthy Marxist, common purpose vermin.

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    Anonymous says:

    Mosley’s latest comments are quite disturbing, I think there is a real danger that Hacked Off could lead the country into much violence.

  29. 29
    Dave Cameron says:

    The people’s flag is palest pink
    It’s not the colour you might think
    The middle classes stand and cheer
    The Labour government is here
    We’ll change the country bit by bit
    So nobody will notice it
    And just to show that we’re sincere
    We’ll sing The Red Flag once a year .

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    The BBC says:

    You seem to be suffering from some kind of mental health problem. Hugh Grant is a modern saint who. like Jimmy Savile, is belived to have never had sex.

    Please report to the nearest NHS re-education centre.

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    ordinary members of the public says:

    And it’s a NO from us too.
    Even though no one bothered to ask.

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    BBC unions labour and lefty luvvies we are one says:

    STFU Guido or you’ll get dragged through the courts, progressive politics the future so we suggest you bend the knee and get it over with. All you libertarians and baby eaters will soon be in the salt mines.

    British sovereignty… DONE ☑
    Social engineering… DONE ☑
    Freedom of speech… DONE ☑
    Freedom of the press… DONE ☑

    Right, what’s next comrades?

  33. 33
    Point of Information says:

    What was the ratio of bank liabilities to GDP in Iceland?

  34. 34
    UK_Slave says:

    Private Eye is shite.

    Hislop is an establishment placemen masquerading as an anti-establishment hero of the people.

    He is nothing of the sort. He is a stooge

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    Clear as mud says:

    The Commissariat should review this blog and indicate which threads / comments might have been challenged / fined had the Charter existed.

    That may cast a little light on their thought processes.

  36. 36
    The Daily Beast Hacks says:

    Makes a change from the “yanks” thinking they police the World

  37. 37
    Anonymous says:

    Maybe I didn’t want to find out about it?

  38. 38
    Rufus T Firefly says:

    This time last year the Chancellor was about to get serious on the economy by slapping a tax on pasties

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    Lord Stansted says:

    All this crap from a bunch of ego driven, brainless (and therefore good for nothing else) thieving andcorrupt bastards, variously called MPs, “actors”, celebs or just plain hangers-on. Fuck em!

  40. 40
    Stooge Watch says:

    Let’s see, shall we?

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    The Old Fella says:

    There is no reason not to, provided it is truthful, mind they have not been without their times in the high court, remember the numerous times Captn Bob sued them

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    Spacker Brown says:


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    UK_Slave says:





    Armed forces…..Work in progress

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    Spacker Brown says:


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    the savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    I suggest — even more aptly — PRICK !!

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    HenryV says:

    They never deserted the Working Class, they were never interest in the Working Class. If Tories are posh boys who are more concerned by business than humanity then the Labour are posh boys who never got to run the family business and so needed a “constituency” to exercise their power upon. They have innate issues about proving themselves and a sense of entitlement. Anybody who tells them they are wrong needs to be silenced and we are seeing that with these move against the press. Socialism is always pushed by those rich enough not to endure the results of any of their policies. The difference with today’s Labour Party is that they have realised they can have all that but without the trouble of listening, or pretending to listen, to the needs of the Working Class or the poor.

    In the Middle Ages the second son with dangerous ideas above his station would have been shipped off to the Church or quietly disposed off…….

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    And caravans…

    And Grannies.

  48. 48
    Cwispy pants Bwyant says:

    Hovering over Uranus.

  49. 49
    The Old Fella says:

    Don’t they?

  50. 50
    Freedom of Speech is hated by the left says:

    Exactly as this site is domiciled in the US surely the First Amendment applies ?

  51. 51
    the savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    is that a new acronym for the uk state funded version of CARITAS ??

  52. 52
    Lord Stansted says:


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    Con Artists says:

    First page of Graunaid blog says “Just a reminder for new readers — the deal on the table in Cyprus has been amended, so that savers with less than €20,000 in the bank are now not affected by the savings levy.

    That clearly hasn’t been enough to satisfy Cyprus’s politicians.”

    I think the MP’s are more worried about Russian hitmen than angry locals losing a few grand.

    I’m loving it, we may be seeing the beginning of the EU end…


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    the savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    Sorry that should have read DIGNITAS

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    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    Use the fucking Money Trees !

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    US Watch says:

    A certain resonance over there. Particularly with other Brits trying to get rid of the 2nd amendment. UK should get her guns back.

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    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Well done Spectator, tell them to stick it where the sun doesn’t shine.

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    it's gordons fault says:

    keep going – hacked off are a real threat – Moseley and his hacked off fascists trying to control the press – militwat has sold his sole (the other soul he gave to the devil a long time ago) to get two mins of fame with the harperson – please keep going and save fee speech

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    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    Aneurin Macht Frei

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    HenryV says:

    Mr Obama is proving in the US that written constitutions aren’t worth the paper they are written on. The Left would simply ignore it. I think one of the first lessons a child learns in the playground is that if you constantly change the rules of a game to suit yourself you will not be popular. The trouble is in the UK the vast majority don’t follow politics so it matters little to the politicos about being popular. As long on election day somebody turns out and there is a vote that is all they care about.

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    Con Artists says:

    Could they tax gays and mussies ?

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    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    They couldn’t even get rights right.

    Rights are restrictions on the state. They mixed them up with entitlements.

    Most useless politicians ever.

  65. 65
    Curious Confucius says:

    What is Abbopotamus’s advice on black shirts? Is dem a good fing?

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    Owen Jones (Guest Moderator) says:

    Cyprus pres considering abstaining from vote & Fin Min Sarris reportdly resigned b4 leaving for an official visit to Moscow

  67. 67
    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    The people cannot be trusted! What do you think The U.K. is? A Democracy?!?

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    Welsh activist. says:

    Remember Hislop taking Aljabeeba’s side re: Saville on HIGNFY, so UK_slave may have a point.

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    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    Oswald’s Apple hasn’t fallen very far.

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    Crazed Weevil says:

    Sometimes…depends on how many hallucinogens I’ve been taking

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    The Old Fella says:

    I bet they suddenly come up with the idea that it would be absolutely spiffing if they bought in national service, everyone under the age of 30 must take part no excuses, lower wages, take loads off the dole, free up uni places for fee paying foreign students, all will start in the ranks those selected for officer status must sign up for 6 years or stay in the ranks.

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    EU Watch says:

    I do not endorse the publication.

    Anything > 0% tax on deposits = F*ck Off No.

    They have a bunch of chaps grabbing tweet translations of the debate, which is handy. ;-)

  73. 73

    The Fahrenheit211 blog also refuses to have anything to do with the press regulator.

  74. 74
    The Old Fella says:

    They will all be enroled in Gideon’s new national service

  75. 75
    An Etiquette Monkey says:

    In some parts of the internet it is considered courteous to let the person know if you have reposted another’s creative work or linked it to some of yours.

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    Fact for Joe Public's consideration says:

    Every time Dave breathes in and out he incurs a Deficit of £12,000.

    Strangle the cnut NOW and start seriously to solve the problem.

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    Polly Toynbee says:

    I am so pleased to be on the same side as a Mosley for a change (it just feels so right somehow).
    The control of the press is something that should definitely be in the hands of the government – I just can’t understand why you ghastly common morons don’t get it.

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    It says:

    I’m behind you

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    Welsh activist. says:

    Clasic. British politicians advertising their stupidity to the world. Or just maybe they meant it? naw they’re too stoopid.

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    The Old Fella says:

    In any case you use your little botty to edit not on message, I have a feeling that motty botty is really 8illy

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    A Jerking Knee says:


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    Welsh activist. says:

    Good point.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Have you ever listened to Citizen Band Radio.?

    Maybe you should start a blog with your idea of ” Free Speech ”


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    Moe Howard says:

    On the other hand, “stooge” might be too good a word for him. At least my friend Larry, and my brother Curly and I had the saving grace of being, well, FUNNY. And Curly agrees with me:

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    Oxy Moron says:

    Welsh activist?

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    EU Watch says:

    10 Years after !raq started, Europe possibly falls.

    Next stop: Chilcot.

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    Freedom says:

    You have always been on the same side as Moseley. You are both authoritarians.

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    Anonymous says:

    You mean QE?

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    The Please DO NOT read this blog says:


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    A Cat Sat on a Mat, A Diplomat, In A Launromat, says:

    He has to resign. Otherwise he’d be negotiating officially, which would look bad. The Cypriots are not stupid.

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    annoyed user says:

    I don’t think it’s up to Fraser Nelson, he only works there. The Barclay brothers will decide.

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    Bluto says:

    Actually they are scenting complete victory. It is why they have become so arrogant and their online trolls so nasty. The left in Britain have transcended from being one viewpoint in a plurality of politics to a neo-fascist, national socialist “movement” – Blair’s New Labour party as “nothing less than the political wing of the British people as a whole” and now being promoted by Miliband as his “one nation”. The whole collective is moving towards establishing a de facto single party state with the sham of political plurality confined to quaint but utterly meaningless theatrics in the Houses of Parliament while the real deals get agreed in Brussels or behind closed doors by the new, rich and powerful “third estate”.

    It is why anyone who disagrees with them is demonised. It is why their quangos and fake charities and lobby groups can intimidate and bully their way to power as we have just seen. And behind most of it is Common Purpose who have put one over the British people and imposed a cultural revolution of such devastating subtlety and lack of opposition that Mao could only have dreamed of.

    And muppets like “Timoof” who scoff at the idea of such conspiracy being far-fetched are their useful idiots, their fools and slaves who will help to bring about a one party state of mind here. And those who still resist it all, even moderates and the right of centre, will soon be branded “extremists”, marginalised from debate and monitored by the new state police.

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    Jimmy says:


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    EU Watch says:

    Euro is also getting spanked by Turkish Lira !!! (Significant)

    EURTRY: 2.3464, down 0.11%

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    Claims-r-Us says:

    This is an important announcement.

    Have you been offended by untruthful or misleading stories in the press, on twitter or facebook? Has your health, welfare or family life suffered at the hands of bloggers like Guido Fawkes? If so, new government legislation means that you may be entitled to significant amounts of compensation.

    Our experienced claims handlers will deal with everything and EVERY penny that you are awarded by the People’s Confiscation Committee on Press Control, YOU KEEP. Our costs are paid by the organisations who, between us, we choose to finger.

    Mr G from Chelsea was awarded over £1 million when a National Newspaper accused him of an indecent act in a car whilst abroad. Mr G was totally innocent, the act being performed by his passenger was one of kindness – treating an injury, Mr G being in pain, having caught his gentleman’s relish in his zipper.

    We were able to obtain over £2 million compensation for Mr M, an elderly gentleman living in poverty in Monaco. Mr M had absent-mindedly walked into the wrong apartment, one where it transpired an educational video on human anatomy was being filmed. Mr M had agreed to help with a close-up when the press barged in.

    Could you be entitled to similar amounts of compensation OR EVEN MORE? New government legislation means that you might – but you need to act now. Ring our claims hotline today to speak with one of our experienced claims handlers and find out just how much you are entitled to.

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    Jimmy says:

    Don’t say it if you don’t mean it. No trying to evade the controls by publishing accurate, balanced and well researched stories. It’s not what we come here for.

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    J Goebbels. Dr. says:

    They are much more effective than I was

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    The Yanks who go in for this sort of Constitutional argument are fond of saying that having a 2nd Amendment is, when you get right down to it, the ultimate enforcement mechanism, for breaches by the government, of the 1st.

    Can’t see the error in their logic.

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    Persona Non Laughter says:

    It is all a matter of taste. I never found the three stooges remotely funny.

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    Welsh activist. says:

    Just a moniker thought up on the hoof as i got barred from posting under my real name. Not politically correct enough i guess.

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    Bluto says:


    It is time for “we the people” who have been conspicuously absent in this stitch up by our socialist elite.

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    The Sod says:

    The BBC runs web site with different authors, will they come under this Royal Charter? If so I will have a field day, 3 complaints a day.

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    Antony Quinten Wedgewood-Rhys-Mogg-Hogge says:

    The House of Commons is full of inbred twits. What do we expect if we elect oligarchs and the children of oligarchs.

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    The BBC causes serious mental illness says:

    Apparently we are exempt.

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    Anonymous says:

    The BBC website doesn’t appear to be covered by anything. They say what they like.

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    Talk is cheap says:

    So what is your suggested solution?

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    Edyukashun says:

    Did you go to any school at all you dribbling retard?

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    you can say cunt in the name thingy in case it had escaped your attention says:


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    Anon says:

    Am sure it’s been said somewhere on here over the last few days, but one would suspect that this charter thingie has been written specifically with Guido in the crosshairs.

    Good for you for saying no.

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    EU Watch says:

    Confo of transport plane with money, and Osborne demonstrates lack of info on money:

    He should be guaranteeing every centime, not penny… tut.

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    EU Watch says:

    Another live stream if anyone wishes to watch the end of debate / vote:

    All in Greek…

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    shall I renew my subscription? says:

    I still read and find interesting stuff in Private Eye.
    I would hope that Hislop has to balls to say no too.

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    Isacc Hunt says:

    Well done Camoron you’ve made a real Horses Arse of things this time…

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    Anonymous says:

    GOOD – lets hope all the others say NÔOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    Anonymous says:

    Guido, about time you started dusting down those gunpowder kegs again and made plans to re-enter the Houses of Parliament.

  117. 117
    Bloke says:

    Message to Nick, Dave and Edward – fuck off you pair of cnuts. And the third one who is a twat.

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    EU Watch says:

    Cyprus Vote Result:

    For Bailout: 0
    Against Bailout: 36
    Abstentions: 19

    No Vote.

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    Anonymous says:

    in terms of moderation this is one of the very few places where free expression unfettered for the most part go on. i have had stuff chopped from time to time and whilst it is fucking annoying i do respect the fact that collective el guido most likely has very sound reason for cutting tings or maybe not or maybe both if and/or when they feel like it or not.

    conliblab fuckers getting paid for commenting stand out like a fucking sore thumb btw. most of us have seen through the whole political ping pong shite and we fucking hate you.

    cordless nail guns get em while you can.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    “Incentivisation” – sounds more like ‘coersive blackmail’ such that we’ll bankrupt you if you dare call us corrupt.

    I will sleep well tonight as I always do – because ANYTHING that I have ever stated on here – is BACKED UP WITH “100% EVIDENCE”.

    Hacked off’s QC’s in cahoots with government and opposition QC’s – Huh!!!

    Independent of one another – bull5hitting lying thieving legal bastards.
    One day – many on here will have the backbone to call the shots on the bent legals infesting our parliament UNLAWFULLY.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    If you have the evidence to back up what you say – say it. If you do not thoroughly know and understand legal chicanery and their ‘game'; then be careful what you say.

    Mark Twain (as per memory) – “The mere mention of the word lawyer is enough to deprive a man of public confidence.”

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    MASSIVE “U-TURN” by the EU’s unelected criminal bureaucrats then…

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    I think come election time Cameron will be made to eat horses arse burgers by the electorate. A man who could not even win against Brown screws up again.

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    Blowing Whistles says:


    They will all pay – not with their lives but with having to live in penury for the rest of their lives.


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    HenryV says:

    Yes I hear what you are saying; well put by the way. My thinking is more that some of the wiser elements of the Left know that the proverbial man (or woman) on the street aren’t agreeing with them (or Cons or LibDums). They may not express themselves in the same terms and words as 3rd year politics student. Bu there are concerns. To dismiss the majority as X Factor watching sheeple is the height of vanity. There is a disconnect between politics and the people. A vacuum. A gulf. And to use that hackneyed phrase nature abhors a vacuum. Something will fill it. If the Left look back in their history books they will see what happens to tiny minorities who ignore the majority. The politicians have got to understand that if the majority don’t engage in the political process it isn’t the majority who are at fault. The disengagement invalidates the political process as it is now. My fear is that we do find ourselves late next year with a police forces and benefits system at a breaking point because of influx from the east. If the streets do turn lawless something will happen to galvanise the natives. If anything that is the biggest wrong with all this press nonsense. Rather like gay marriage it is a non-issue. Europe on the brink and we have actors and the rich dictating politics in an office in the Palace of Westminster.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    The dirty ptb are desperately trying to dupe the masses into bringing down the 2nd amendment – it is they who are most likely to get a gunbarrel up their bums.

    They ought to start putting their hands up – but as stated before – innit always those at the top who are the last to do that!

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    When the going gets tough the Zioloons always pit the left who they control against the right who they control – by all means financial. Some need to wake up still then.

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    HenryV says:

    True. But, and say for this sake of discussion and not to be pedantic, surely the state is the people and not the government? That our minds so easily couple government and state is truly frightening. Government should be the minor actor in our life not the major actor.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    because your all kweer.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    60 million+ of us.

  131. 131
    Blowing Whistles says:

    As I said yesterday – next – burn yourselves to death – self-immolation please please do try it – you’ll get a bigger thrill than bumfucking.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    I like it – FalseclaimsRuslegals.

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    John George Haigh says:

    Can I be of assistance ?

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    Huge Grunt says:

    Aneurism gibt mir Priapismus.

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    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Rather like the deliberate repeated confusion of the parasitic EU with Europe.

  137. 137
    Lord Genome says:

    Oi, Leftyourmarblesbehindson – Arkell vs Pressdram !

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    U R Anonanist says:

    So what does make you come, Jimmy ?

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    The tit in no. 10 says:

    Hands up anyone out there who I haven’t pissed off yet.

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    Phil the Greek says:

    We’re talking about a Royal Charter, right ?
    So what was my Brenda doing in Ed Milibrain’s office at 2:30 am ?

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    Richard III says:

    Put me back under that Leicester car park.

    And I’ll have my kingdom back. The burgers and lasagne are awful, and some contain beef in error.

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    Infidel We Trust says:

    You have ignored the 375,058 postal votes from 42 Scheherezade Street that said Yes.

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    You have testing us for years.

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    LeeTruePatriot says:

    Clearly what we need is a fully armed citizen’s militia to go out and kill the enemies of the people, otherwise things will not change.

    If we kill enough of them, then we will ensure a good change in attitudes towards us and our concerns.

    May I suggest that our more enlightened MPs – perhaps UKIP ones – might be prevailed upon to enable us to arm ourselves with semi-automatic weaponry as the rather more civilised US allows?

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    LeeTruePatriot says:

    It’s true. We don’t need *any* public services. If people want to arrange their own health insurance and bin collections, let them, and they should all have private fire insurance to enable them to call a fire service.

    I have home schooled 8 children, and they’ve grown up fine. I’m aghast that employers cut up so shitty about home schooling and qualifications and fail to see the worth of my kids, but I stand by my decision. It proves to me that most employers have fallen for the communist mantra of equality and are slaves to GCSEs.

    We cannot afford another generation to be ruined by communist education and mindless filth like the NHS.

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    LeeTruePatriot says:

    It’s clear that only organised violent action will attain our aims. I have contacted the EDL on the premise that they are very pro free speech and will probably be glad to get hold of reasonable means to achieve their aims, ie, weaponry.

    The communist in No. 10 must be ejected along with the marxist horde he leads in parliament – as for LieBore and the FibDUMS, they are clearly traitors to this country, and any reasonable person would be persuaded that the return of the death penalty for their treasonous acts is a just reward for their attempts to turn us into North Korea.

  147. 147
    domino316 says:

    No from Save Our Community Healthcare Services ( too, and if they want to sue the site when we disclose the unlawful spin-off of Community Healthcare Services by NHS Kirklees management to their buddies, who then took high paying jobs at the Social Enterprise, aided by the Strategic Health Authority and DoH who all chose to ignore procurement law and statutory obligations to consult, which has now backfired as the company is making nurses redundant, then they are always free to get their lawyers to send a letter (though not the ones they first went to as they went into administration and were sold on).

  148. 148
    HenryV says:

    Exactly. I like broad strokes discussion and I am guilty of using lose language. I am anti-EU, but pro-Europe too.

  149. 149
    BBC policy guru says:

    I would just like to point out Balls tonight, sounds like a show rather like Balls Tonight but anyway, he believes Osbourne to be not just a choker-offer of recovery (picture Michael Howard, anyone?>

    But at the same time a tinkerer with the economy. So what does that make him? A worthless overspender and totally over-excited minister with no real stimulation in the past.

    A prematurely-ejaculating fucker.

  150. 150
    BBC policy guru says:

    Still in retrospect, the BBC will run with Balls, hiding that problem he has.

  151. 151
    Glyn H says:

    Love Europe, Hate the EU!

  152. 152
    Glyn H says:

    Sorry: thank you UKIP and Roger Helmer MEP!

  153. 153
    D'Jango says:

    Surely sign Guido and then carry on regardless…

  154. 154
    Jimmy says:

    I can’t see how that’s any business of yours, but if you must know, Mrs. Jimmy and Democratic Socialism.

  155. 155
    second son says:

    no; the THIRD son was shipped off to the church; the second son was sent off to forge a career in the Army; learning to fight in foreign climes either killed off the utterly reckless or fitted them to build a business of their own if they were smart enough to seize a local opportunity and lucky enough to survive the experience …

  156. 156
    Dreaming of a white Easter says:

    Are you from Kirkcaldy perhaps?

  157. 157
    Dreaming of a white Easter says:

    In that case all bloggers should include the letters BBC in their blog titles – eg. Barry’s Blog Cooperative; Bertha’s Big Chopper etc

  158. 158
    Dreaming of a white Easter says:

    Anyone know exactly where Ozzie found all those euros lying around?

  159. 159
    Dreaming of a white Easter says:

    Ah, lovely music by Gaspardin Ripiz Corsetsoff.

  160. 160
    Dreaming of a white Easter says:

    Making the Horlicks by the look of what came out the other end!

  161. 161
    Dreaming of a white Easter says:

    Harsh but fair

  162. 162
    Fahrenheit says:

    Cameron has not yet pissed off the Left. Which should tell us all we need to know about the Boy David.

  163. 163
    Mike says:

    I think we are coming to a junction in the road.One way is rapid decline, move towards one party state rule and extensive and frequents outbreaks of violence : the other requires the British people to regain their resilience , shake off their apathy and regain a level of emotional maturity so they take responsibility for themselves.

    In fact, the cultural Left is very fragile: they are a paper tiger. The problem no Liberal ( in the true sense ) or Tory with common sense, broad experience of life and a little courage has challenged them to honest and open debate .
    The Cultural Left has proven it is incapable of producing wealth, incapable of producing a numerate and techically competent workforce with the skills to compete in the 21st Century and it has imposed gagging orders on the NHS and allowed astate of fear to develop .It has spent money but not spent wisely and allowed immigration to reduce the wages of the unskilled and semi-skilled and allowed welfare costs to balloon.

    In fact the unskilled and semi-skilled have done worse under Labour than those working in smoke stack and overmanned nationalised industries under the Tories.

  164. 164
    No to censorship! says:

    And it’s a resounding NO from all of us at the Muckleberry-in-the-Wold Parish Newsletter, too! Although, to be fair. we haven’t published an edition for two months because Rosemary Hollstead’s printer has run out of ink. Her grandson normally changes them for her but he won’t be home from college until Easter.

  165. 165

    We won’t be signing lol

  166. 166
    La Fold says:

    The most cringeworthy piece of television since Darius sang hit me baby one more time on celebrity sperm bank in the jungle or whatever that twat fest was called.

  167. 167
    La Fold says:

    I got an email from the Hacked off campaign after I had signed it under several names such as Adolf Mugabe, Joeseph Goebbels, Papa Doc Brown and I sucked off Hugh.

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