March 18th, 2013

New Statesman Officially More Evil Than North Korea

Sabre-rattling nuke nut Kim Jong-Un might be threatening to annihilate his enemies, but at least he and his communist friends pay their interns. North Korea News is advertising on W4MP for a part-time editor to carry out online housekeeping such as uploading content and, er, “fact-checking”. Unlike the poor, exploited unpaid interns over at the Staggers‘ progressive workhouse, the successful candidate will earn $500-a-month. It’s official…


292 Comments

  1. 1
    Red Ed Miliband says:

    Kim Jong-Un ith too wight-wing for my liking.

    Oh yeth.

  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    It’s an independent news website that covers North Korea. Good research!

  3. 3
    Pounds, Schillings and Pence says:

    We have your ip address.

  4. 4
    Stan B says:

    He served me in our chippy last night.

  5. 5
    Hugh Cunt says:

    Look, um, uh, the thing is, uh, um, that, uh, destroying the, uh, freedom of the, er, press is, uh, a price worth, um, paying to protect, uh, my privacy, uh. *sweeps back floppy hair* Uh, um, yeah.

  6. 6
    Tachybaptus says:

    ‘Fact-checking’ — what a good name for censorship. Expect to hear this term a lot from now on.

  7. 7
    Owen Jones says:

    Thanks, very sweet of you :)

  8. 8
    Jimmy says:

    They seem to be paying minimum wage, so less evil than you too?

  9. 9
    Captain Peacock says:

    Are you free?

  10. 10
    Ed Miliband's Parasite Party (for skivers, not strivers) says:

    The facts are whatever we say they are.

    For example, in government, we said, “Tax cuts take money out of the economy”, but now we say, “tax cuts will boost the economy!”

    We condemn the Tory-led government for borrowing too much, but the alternative we propose involves borrowing even more.

    Facts are purely for our convenience. “We are at war with Murdoch, we have always been at war with Murdoch.”

  11. 11
    Herr Merkel says:

    Ha ha ha ..zat ist der funny ve do like zat Mickey Eyes Blue. very humorous…ya.Now do Mr Bean

  12. 12
    Polly Pot says:

    I’d like north Korea to take over the united kingdom.
    Then people would be forced to listen to me.
    And not allowed to laugh whilst doing it.

  13. 13
    Ah-sole says:

    wah yuh wahn, matey?

  14. 14
    This one isn't worth posting but I'll give it a go says:

    Do chihuahuas have ‘yip’ addresses?

  15. 15
    Cyprus fishseller says:

    £1 shares .. very good value..£1 shares
    Get £1 shares ..only cost you £2.

    £1 shares .. now worth 80p ..feckin’ hurry up…

  16. 16
    East India Company Wallah says:

    Dont take yourself too seriously Hugh
    We dont

  17. 17
    Sally Barecow says:

    I’m free

  18. 18
    David Cameron says:

    No. £250,000. Cash.

    No refunds.

  19. 19
    Divine Brown says:

    Of course you could have avoided the whole obsessive feud with the press thing by NOT getting yourself nicked with a cheap prossie in the middle of a fucking promotional tour for one of your films.

  20. 20
    Hacked Off says:

    We now have Ed Miliband and Nick Clegg in our pocket. You haven’t seen anything yet!

  21. 21
    Captain Peacock says:

    After reading the article linked below, I think I’d rather live in North Korea.
    As far as I know all of their people get fed.

    http://www.chrisspivey.co.uk/?p=10394

  22. 22
    Four Blowjobs and a Career-death says:

    Wasn’t Hugh Grant famous once?

  23. 23
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    I used to work with a guy who was really intelligent, knowledgeable, clever socially and made up his own mind about stuff. I used to think “Gosh, if this is one guy I met, just how bright can people be out there ?” There must be some guys out there who have a super-intellect such that they are able to seamlessly manipulate people to bring about situations they desire.
    Now I think I was just fortunate to meet this person and there are no people out there who are that bright.
    Especially the fuckwits in our Parliamentary Democracy

  24. 24
    Mrs Slocombe's Pussy says:

    Could Are You Being Served be one of the most cursed sitcoms?

    Wendy Richards – dead
    Frank Peacock – dead
    John Inman – dead
    Mollie Sugden – dead
    Trevor Bannister – dead

  25. 25
    Diane Abbot says:

    Is you saying I’m not no clever?

  26. 26
    Hugh's a Cunt says:

    His last hit was 9 years ago in the Bridget Jones sequel in which he was just a supporting character. This hacking scandal is the only thing that’s kept his name in the public eye.

  27. 27
    V1le, vicious Labour ruined my Country says:

    North Korea probably has more press freedom than us now thanks to the political class cockroaches.

  28. 28
    Chinese bloke in a pub says:

    You wan’ DVD?

  29. 29
    A Labour-voting parasite says:

    “Meanwhile, people continue to die in this country as a direct result of ATOS and benefit cuts.”

    This is true. I had me benefits cut to only £26,000 and I had to move out of me free mansion in Chelsea. Me and all me kids are now in a five-bed house in Kensington. The shame well killed me.

  30. 30
    Owen Jones says:

    Oops, this site has expired or
    the hosting has been removed

  31. 31
    Karl Marx says:

    I argued for the abolition of the wage system. My disciples at the New Statesman (contemptible social democrats they may be) are doing their bit.

  32. 32
    Percy Thrower (dec'd) says:

    Lawn?

  33. 33
    Chinese bloke in a pub says:

    You wan’ DVD? I have all the ratest lereases. “Led Dawn”, “Hanser & Gleter Witch Huntels”, “Albitlage” and “The Incledible Bult Wondelstone”. Cheap cheap five dorra.

  34. 34
    P l e b says:

    £51 a week isn’t £26k a year even using Osborne’s calculator.

  35. 35
    Chuckup Umunna says:

    Yo, girl, you is like well clever. You can be like my bitch and shit. Respect. But you listen and you listen good; I is like well cleverer than like you is.

  36. 36
    Daily Shagfest says:

    Read all about it.. washed up actor caught with willy in prossies mouth still umpty about it after 18 years finally gets to gag the press, something he couldn’t get Devine Brown to do.. Gag that is.

  37. 37
    Daily Shagfest says:

    Blimey you’re right, Read all about it, Are you being Served almost as cursed as Dads Army!

  38. 38
    P l e b says:

    My MP has been dragged back to London from Japan for a vote that now won’t take place. He’s now on his way back to Japan.

    Is there nothing that Cameron could organise in a brewery?

  39. 39
    The 20th Century says:

    Yeah, uh, Karl. Bad news. I don’t know how to break this to you, but we tested your ideas – quite thoroughly – and the results, er, weren’t all that good. There were one or two fatalities.

    And when we say “one or two”, we’re referring to hundreds of millions.

  40. 40
    Gog says:

    Are you a man?

  41. 41
    Daily Shagfest says:

    Read all about it: New Statesmen is run by tight arsed gits who don’t pay staff for their work, THE TIGHT BASTARDS

  42. 42
    Just askin' says:

    So will this blog be online tomorrow?

  43. 43
    An Armchair General says:

    He seems to have a fine army and fleet of ships

  44. 44
    KM says:

    Only because they didn’t do it right.

  45. 45
    W Shakespeare says:

    Most of the original cast of Much Ado About Nothing have also passed away

  46. 46
    EU Watch says:

    Looks like they have the right idea in Cyprus, targetting German Embassy:

    Local law enforcement will probably not worry too much about defending that building…

  47. 47
    The Sanhedrin says:

    You want the real story on who killed “that fella,” before it, too, is suppressed?

    It was our idea. We put Pontius Pilate up to it. We told him, go through the rigmarole of telling the people in the courtyard they had a choice of who gets off and who gets nailed, but that we would pack the courtyard to make sure it came out “the right way,” just in case there might be anybody there who was wondering WTF was going on, with a Roman washing his hands; in short, it was all one big stitch-up. Old-Poncho-Goy couldn’t really be arsed to worry about some itinerant preacher whose only real crime, so far as the Romans were concerned, was causing a bit of a scene “turning the tables” on the moneychangers, for which he would get three lashes, maybe six, depending on how the procurator felt that day. WE were the ones who really stood to lose, if people stopped obeying us because some rabbi told them we were hypocrites who sinned like mad, whilst telling everyone how to be ultra-pious and God forbid they do anything not kosher. We knew what was good for the ordinary innocent people of Ju*dea, and did the bidding of our Masters in Rome to help keep it that way. We got the job done, by convincing toga-boy it would be less trouble in the long run to see things our way.

    Of course, back then, we didn’t have newspapers telling everyone what was going on. The story only came out after the Temple was destroyed, and four “Good News” writers reported on it forty years later.

  48. 48
    Mars Attacks! says:

    Does John Prescott have a “Ch.ip” address?

  49. 49
    Paddy says:

    Lepricorn?

  50. 50
    Its a fact ! says:

    North Korea is more democratic than the EU.
    FACT…………..

  51. 51
    Half a mo says:

    You know that’s such a good joke that cod’s eys used on Cameron, you should keep on repeating it. Ha, ha, I’m still laughing, so good. Where does he get them from?

  52. 52
    George Osborne says:

    I want to hire you

  53. 53
    Daily Shagfest says:

    Read all about it: William Shakespeare is not dead and writes comments on political blogs.

  54. 54
    Daily Shagfest says:

    Read all about it: Idiot lefty attempts humour and fucks it up

  55. 55
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Yeah– Captain Peacock and Mrs Slocombe (92 and 86 respectively)– they died long before their time! And don’t forget The Young Mr Grace!

    (Yeah, OK, the others were in their 70’s, and might have been able to hang on a smidge longer, you’d figure, but still…)

  56. 56
    MI5 trying to catch up says:

    He is in Japan to study how to permanently stagnate Britain I suppose

    Or is he a LibDem after some groping as Geedo would call it?

  57. 57
    The Sunday Splurt says:

    From the moon

  58. 58
    MI5 trying to catch up says:

    Another fuck7ng load of Greek freeloaders

    Not satisfied with 10 billion from the EU

    LET THE BASTARDS STARVE

  59. 59
    Vote UKIP -- Get rid of the LIBLABCONNERS says:

    Dave’s Achievements.

    1. Gay Marriage legislation

    2. Press censorship facilitated.

    3. Brown’s Debt doubled.

  60. 60
    Pontius Pilate says:

    The key issue was a total inability of the defendant to demonstrate any commitment to telling the truth. I actually asked him what he considered truth to be and he declined to answer.

  61. 61
    Nick Clegg says:

    I think I can take some credit for those

  62. 62
    Geedo bag carrier says:

    No

    We are packing up tonight…the Commies are coming

    Going off to tear down the Berlin Wall

  63. 63
    Kim Jong-Terminally Ill says:

    I’m so ronery.

  64. 64
    Poundland says:

    Hiring is for losers

  65. 65
    German Chicken says:

    :-D

  66. 66
    Kim Jong-Un says:

    I agree with IDS, Lenin and St Paul.

    Those that don’t work don’t eat.

  67. 67
    Casual Observer says:

    Don’t forget some changes to court rules.

  68. 68
    Point of Information says:

    Some good news:

  69. 69
    HRH The Heir to the Throne says:

    Was I told?

  70. 70
    Reuters always first says:

    BREAKING NEWS

    The head of Mi5 Has just resigned

    He said

    I have just informed HM that the British Establishment has collapsed

  71. 71
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    So ? is nothing been done about stopping the expected huge influx of immigration ? we are extremely overpopulated as it is. we have not been able to feed ourselves since when ? 1930, the middle ages ? this situation ( the inability to feed the population ) is the most important issue facing the fuckwits
    TIA

  72. 72
    galloway says:

    shut it only i know and those i have told

  73. 73
    tuntrik. says:

    vv

    turn 90degrees anticlockwise and you get a 3.
    all creativity resides in the number 3.

    vIvAh.
    is a marriage.

    between the one and the all knowing (and hence “ah”) number 2.
    enja,

  74. 74
    How the left rationalise 100 years of failure says:

    Next time comrade, next time .

  75. 75
    Geostrategist says:

    I believe the Nes Statesman should move their offices to North Korea

    Kim Jung One Plus loves lost causes

  76. 76
    tuntrik. says:

    nitetime great 4 actors.
    boo.ooooh,
    .
    as the saying goes….u boo if u want to.

  77. 77

    From the Fabian Society.

    More bad news I’m afraid Karl.
    We’ve analysed the results and ending capitalism makes poor people poorer.

    I know! We were gobsmacked ourselves. But it’s true!
    And even more amazing..I mean this will blow your mind.
    We found giving poor people more money doesn’t make them rich. And spending a lot of money on something, doesn’t make it any better.

    New Labour spent 10 times the health budget and 5 times the welfare budget.
    Yet apparently we now have MORE people below the breadline than in feudal times.
    And after all the billions and billions and pounds of health splurging its now 18 minutes quicker to be admitted to a hospital ward where you will die.

    I don’t know Karl. If you’ve any other ideas we’d love to try them because so far, everything we’ve tried is a crock.

  78. 78
    tuntrik. says:

    in.man
    funny man.
    unserious.
    but funni.

  79. 79
    Genuine disability is not a skive or a disgrace, mate says:

    Couldn’t give ATOS is not fit for purpose – typical French company – when faced with provable, documented facts, give Gallic “DILLIGAF” shrug, and shaft the applicant anyway.

    Fire the bastards.

  80. 80
    Mars Attacks! says:

    Lumpy Nutter?

    Lunatic nepenthe?

    Lion?

  81. 81
    the eternal message says:

    It is indeed high time that we overturned the tables of the money changers in the Temple

    And we all know who they are…

  82. 82

    We can feed ourselves . Pretty easily if we choose to. We only farm some of our farmland. At present about 60% of our food is imports. But of the 40% at least half is stuff we want but can’t grow. Oranges, bananas, mango etc. some is just cheaper .. Argentinian bee for instance.

    And the u rewards farmers for the amount of land they have, not what they grow, so many farmers are rewarded for not doing much.

    We could easily be self sufficient if we wanted to.
    Why would we want to be? What benefit does that give us except compulsory rhubarb crumble at meal times?

  83. 83
    tuntrik. says:

    men the creative spark should be loved.
    but the power of wimmin, the house of the almighti creation ought 2 be respected. respect takes away the fear of the slot between their. at nite time wimmin and girlie men have the upper hand.so r…..e….s….p…e…c…t.

  84. 84
    John Prescott says:

    I was made for loving you baby
    You were made for loving me

  85. 85
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    there is nothing wrong with rhubarb crumble. I wonder if the rhubarb sheds are still there between Wakefield and Osset

  86. 86
    Owen Jones says:

    Cypriot President & Guido Fawkes : parliament will not pass LEVY.

    Oy Vey,starting to sound like a game of Monopoly already.

  87. 87
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    t

  88. 88
    Historian says:

    When the milti millionaire owner of the leftist New Statesman resorts to using slave labour, you know that all values have dissappeared from British society

  89. 89
    Seen it all says:

    ATOS are the biggest bunch of Hunts going, genuine cases are being taken off of ESA and in the meantime they do not get paid any benefits unless they sign onto JSA or keep appealing.
    The entire system smells of French shit, if you are genuinely ill and cannot work the welfare system is in place to protect you but the way they work things up until very recently even cancer patients were being taken off ESA which is despicable.

  90. 90
    Leftism says:

    As any fule know, Leftism practiced properly enriches only its leaders,
    (see many examples here and abroad).
    Followers of Leftism know their place and are happy to be impoverished whilst living in adulation of their dear leaders, admiring their riches from afar.
    There are no exceptions to this.

  91. 91
    diane says:

    i am not sure

  92. 92
    Benefit claimants are parasitic filth says:

    Plus the free council tax, free housing benefit, free blah blah blah.

    Even £51 is too much. Benefit claimants are parasites.

  93. 93
    Benefit claimants are parasitic filth says:

    Since when did leftists have values?

  94. 94
    Adam Smith says:

    I agree Bill

    But my Invisble Hand seems to have a spot of bother as well

    The market failed so badly the whole shooting match virtually collapes in 2008

    Only saved by massive governmemt injections of cash

    That goes against all my principles as well

  95. 95
    I used to vote Tory but now I'd rather eat my own face. says:

    4. Immigration increased.

    Although Dave likes to hide behind the ‘net’ immigration figure, which is much lower because of the number of people fleeing Britain.

  96. 96
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    Hockney is a fucking genius

    http://www.hockneypictures.com/home.php

  97. 97
    News under a Labour government says:

    Tonight’s headlines. All is well under our Supreme Leader, Ed Miliband. Today, our kind and generous Chancellor, Ed Balls, improved the economy by a further 543%. In other news, the baby eating Tories were responsible for the Titanic sinking and for cancer.

  98. 98
    Dave"The One Term Prime Minister" Cameron says:

    Why is Santa’s sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.

  99. 99
    Labour's favourite bankster, Fred the Shred says:

    Me?

    PS: Do you think Labour will give me my Knighthood back, if they win in 2015? Those bastard Tories confiscated it.

  100. 100
    Guido on Sky says:

    Guido just got a mention on Sky News. Adam Boulton was talking about websites that are based outside of the UK. He said “For example, Guido Fawkes, which may not fall under this new law”.

  101. 101
    Lord Pang Patten says:

    How many of my minions have been charged so far please?

    I need to replace these valuable people to keep our numbers up and, of course, the morale of the troops

    BTW I am told R Murdoch was seen entering the back door at Wapping this evening to visit the last of his troops as well I feel sorry for the old bugger

  102. 102
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    NO seriously, that is real poetry, have you considered applying for an arts council grant ?

  103. 103
    tuntrik. says:

    dant 4get.
    .
    dant is tellin someone of.
    4 is of value. salt of the earth.
    ghat is series of steps leading dawn 2 the holy river,
    .
    why tell off the the value inherent in the purification process.
    wen impurity rules.
    control.

  104. 104
    Sigmund Fraud says:

    Ja, zer dustbin of der Ideologische History is full of das Sperrmüll that has yet to be removed by zer Council.

    Dankeschön. Zat vill be Dreitausand Schilling.

  105. 105
    Gordon Brown says:

    It started in America.

  106. 106
    Owen Jones says:

    Teacher: Now then class, let’s do some simple sums. I give you £10 and you take a £1. What do I have?

    Little Johnny: A bank account in Cyprus, Miss.

  107. 107
    Mr Slater says:

    Pah! Ria Winters for me: http://www.parrotsinart.com

    Just look at the detail in that plumage! One can almost hear them squawk!

  108. 108
    Just asking says:

    Why do so many of these shirtlifters top themselves?

  109. 109
    Lord Anji Bolton wannabe hacker says:

    Geedo tipped me off

    Did I come across as very intelligent and serious as I am?

  110. 110
    i wouldn't say my mother-in-law was fat, but... says:

    pay you for interning! you’re having a giraffe cor blimey would you adam and eve it. go on son… on yer bike. do one. jong un.

    badum fucking tish oh what a punchline

  111. 111
    Sigmund Fraud says:

    Haff zu seen the fees I charge?

  112. 112
    Dr Freud said all women suffer from penis envy says:

    Is that really you Siggie?

    Did you know that all your Spermull has been flushed down ze proverbial toilettes as well?

  113. 113
    Russia Today says:

    We can see our readership increasing. And we an envisage an increasing number of articles by UK-based journos. All aimed squarely at attacking UK politicians.

    Cameron, Clegg and Miliband might moan. But we’ll calm them down with some ‘glow in the dark’ tea.

  114. 114
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Tuntrik – I preferred taffy to your garbled gobbledegook.

    You are fweddy fudpucker – now do one unless you can write proper English grammar.

  115. 115
    P l e b says:

    David Jones. Secretary of State for Wales

  116. 116
    P l e b says:

    Can we surcharge his bank account for this?

  117. 117
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    but I understand that you want to search for the now
    I can answer you questions between 20:36 and let say 21:00

  118. 118
    P l e b says:

    Two sugars please.

  119. 119
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Threats!!!! from legal fraternity – ohhhh! wow! – be afraid, be very afraid of the legal shysters …

    Your whole trade body – better start looking at ita navel because you are not going to rule over Britain like what you did in Commie russia for almost 70 years.

    And where did most of their trade body run to when the Commie dupe was exposed? Was it Israel, Ireland, or Iceland?

  120. 120
    Flab Pang says:

    I photoshoped a failed lieboor politician into a new bogus job, and you have to pay him £300.000 a year.

    Oh, and we are just going to run repeats to make sure he and all the other socialists get paid, and don’t forget he’ll get loads of expences, various jollies and a nice gold plated pension out of it as well.

    Up the EU (it pays me well).

  121. 121
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    I feel sorrier for the Labour Party.

    Under militwit they’ve thrown their shilling in with the ‘kill the free press brigade’. You don’t get any more fascist than that!!

  122. 122
    Whose money is it anyway? says:

    I bet Barroso dreams about being uncle Kim and having the adoring masses mob him, well if they fail to show the proper deranged excitement they are in for 10yrs hard labour at one of the Norths many camps.

  123. 123
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Your only error is in failing to name labour’s Dear Leader accurately as Hugh Grant. militwit is only his teaboy who has visions of grandeur.

  124. 124
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Leveson is a fat, old, pompous, arrogant, zioloon j*wish / Israeli frontman git – come and get me you barstewards.

  125. 125
    Sigmund Fraud says:

    Ja, ja, I know, for me der spiel ist raus, it vas sehr gut vile it lasted. But I vas right about your Harriet Harman, nein?

  126. 126
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Exactly! Corrupt politicians can try to stop the British media exposing their criminal ways . But the global internet cannot be gagged .

    Well done Guido!!

    All power to your elbow!

  127. 127
    People die when they are old says:

    Thought the same but couldn’t be arsed to look up their ages

  128. 128
    Up the workers (so to speak) says:

    In the old days before leftism got its tentacles around the throat of those evil capitalist businessmen the shipyards on the Clyde built one in every five ships around the world. Now thanks to the glories of socialism the shipyards and docks on the Clyde are a wasteland with no employment.
    Job done, comrades.

  129. 129
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    open letter to HM Liz. did you give Hockney any recognition. if anybody deserved a gong it is him. [ps] please get a grip and require/expect proper representation of your subjects desires

  130. 130
    Garlic breath says:

    Do vampires dream?

  131. 131
    Little 'Red' Ed riding clod says:

    Ith it a pwogwessive tax wedistwibuwtion sythtem mith ?

  132. 132
    EU Watch says:

    Would like to check out the weasel words being said about Cyprus deal here:

    http://www.eurozone.europa.eu/newsroom/news/2013/03/peg-statement-cyprus-18-03-13/

    – Euro Group Web site.

    Seems the site is running very very slow / offline.

    Press releases are saying that insured accounts < EUR 100k will not be touched by plan, but… No specific mention of this in the official communique.

    Seems like the lying Euro Scum are trying to pull some Labour tricks. Not smart.

  133. 133
  134. 134
    Ed Moribund says:

    My favowite chawacter fwom the big bang theowy, is Kwripke

  135. 135
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    leveson was undoubtedly pompous , short sighted, and leftwing.

    I think the problem here is that he was too closely connected to Hacked-Off and so corrupted.

    The fact that militwit had utterly sold out to Hacked Off and virtually given over his labour leadership to hughgrant completely destroyed labour’s historical support for Free Press.

    Labour now can only be seen as supporters of a fascist suppression of the press which will, historically, be interpreted as a means to mask their fraudulent and corrupt leaching of the taxpayer.

  136. 136
    Gordoom says:

    I’d have taken 9 and left you 1. And that would be subject to means testing.

  137. 137
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    LOL! Cypus has shut it’s banks down until Thursday. Anyone with online banking should transfer their funds into accounts in UK or elsewhere.

    The Most Stupid EU measure Ever!!

    I think the EU is slowly shaking itself to death!!

  138. 138
    Tachybaptus says:

    No pity for them. To join the Labour Party you must throw away your freedom of thought, and everyone in the party has done this voluntarily. To hell with them all.

  139. 139
    Alphonse Capone, noted Chicago businessman, says:

    “I don’t gamble in a game where I know the deck has been stacked, I didn’t do the stacking, and I don’t know how the stacking gets done.” When everyone else figures it out like I did, and gets out because the government’s and the big boys’ “invisible hand” suddenly becomes visible, that’s when markets “fail.” Then they got a nerve to pump some funny money into the deal and say: “No! Everything’s copasetic again! Come back!” And some assholes fall for it. Some broads keep going back to guys that wallop ‘em, too. But my mother raised no fool. If you’re gonna keep rigging the game, keep expecting that only the stunati will keep playing it; not Big Al.

  140. 140
    EU Watch says:

    Electronic transfers were switched off on Saturday.

    You cannot transfer in / out of Cyprus at present.

    The smart money was shifted out towards the beginning of the week though. About EUR 3.9bn transferred out…

  141. 141
    EU Watch says:

    That has already been prevented.

  142. 142
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Labour is hardly the supporter of the working classes anymore is it?

  143. 143
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    You cannot prevent an earthquake!!

  144. 144
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    I wonder what bliar is counselling militwit at this moment?

    It will surely be something along the lines of ‘buy my book on how to lie convincingly and win votes’!

  145. 145
    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    Slave labour is the only way to keep marxist insanity going.

    Hence all the laws on “sustainability” ( the new code for green-leftist idiocy).

  146. 146
    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    What about users of TOR?

  147. 147
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    So the proposed theft from Cypriot bank accounts would be a one off.
    So the proposed regulation of the press is a one off.
    I don’t think so.

  148. 148
    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    >As far as I know all of their people get fed.

    2 million died in a famine in Norkland.

    Most of those in the U.K. parasite classes are obese.

  149. 149
    EU Watch says:

    Ability to transfer has been turned off. ATMs have been refilled.

    The ‘tax’ on deposits is not going to happen.

    Exiting the euro may be best for them if they can find a friendly backer. That will happen if Russia can come up with a better deal, or someone else does. Russia has already given them several billion euros in bail-out over the past couple of years.

    Debate on for tomorrow 6PM (4PM UK time). Will laugh if it gets pushed to Wednesday. Not sure how much each extra day of public holiday is costing them.

  150. 150
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    I read somewhere that Russia has offered same money and better loan conditions in return for naval port facilities etc .

    If I were Cyprus I’d stand back and do a serious appraisal of what’s on offer.

    Russia’s offer looks good!!

  151. 151
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    LOL! Be funny if Russia ends up with naval ports on Cyprus!!

    Serve the EU right for economic mismanagement!!!!

  152. 152
    My 5: Operation Horny Horsemeat says:

    Why not the findus lingerie, with the fishynet, orange and happy vibrating glow stick ? Much more kinky and less interesting for plod. Jahbulon.

  153. 153
    EU Watch says:

    In all seriousness I think Russia may end up with Greek ports.

    And Cypriot LNG Terminals.

  154. 154
    Owen Jones says:

    So what are the odds Merkel be elected again in November?

  155. 155
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote Alternative for Germany (German UKIP)

  156. 156
    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    On the assessment panels are genuinely disabled people, and they’re the one’s turning down the “claimants”.

    Apparently 20% don’t even reply once they’re asked to support their claim…

    Unemployment benefits – a complete scam on the TAXPAYER.

  157. 157
    Capitalism without risk is not capitalism says:

    On the contrary the failure of the banks WAS evidence of the invisible hand which was telling the markets that years of lending money which didnt exist for houses which were overpriced to people who couldnt afford to pay it back was a bad idea. The failure of such lunacy was a fine example of the market regulating itself, ‘ cept it wasnt allowed to and the lunacy continues.

  158. 158
    JadedJean says:

    JC was just another J*wish anarchist.

    The most aware of them are called “self haters”. What an odd expression for the most aware amongst of their group!

    If any normal peson had character faults, they would surely thank anyone who pointed them out to the…but not this tribe. Remember, Isr*el is an adolescent state.

    If you think of their characteristics as being akin to those that are female brained, all will become clear. Think “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” or indeed, many of their kind like nothing better than watching others fighting OVER them…or inded, for them!

    Think about the small stature of their men and rather high pitched voices…remember the rules that decide whether they are within the in-group or the out-group…. it is all about the maternal bloodline. You can only be 100% of your maternal bloodline… as opposed to the paternal bloodline. It’s called Eugenics…and some perfected it millenia before Hitler did!

  159. 159
    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    I’d say everything went exactly as Adam Smith or David Ricardo would have expected.

    Government creates debt to cover over damage eventually debt forces interest rates below risk level. systematic bankruptcy is the result.

    If you think the national currencies are “free market” then you’re sm0king some serious shit.

  160. 160
    One Term Dave says:

    Why does everyone despise me? I’m a better PM than Gordon Brown.

  161. 161
    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    I’d say everything went exactly as Adam Smith or David Ricardo would have expected.

    Government creates debt to cover over damage eventually debt forces interest rates below risk level. systematic b4nkruptcy is the result.

    If you think the national currencies are “free market” then you’re sm0king some serious shit.

  162. 162
    Labournutter says:


    Psy-onara!

  163. 163
    Axe The Telly Tax & Religion says:

    German elections are on 22nd September and Mighty Magic Merkel is headed for a landslide victory.

  164. 164
    Saffron says:

    The LIEBOUR party has been and continues to be the the party of the feckless who thinks the rest of us owes them a living.
    As someone once said seeing that they had been in exsistance only a short time in terms of British politics,they have always run out of spending other peoples cash with their failed communist idea’s.
    The current lot of miserable champagne so called socialists are of the same ilk,in that they are a load of envious assholes who object to anyone making their own way in life and telling them to feck off.
    This bunch of Commies want state control of all our lives so that they control us,just like Russia found out does not work.
    This crowd and the Libdumbs also support the EUSSR and their crowd of commie assholes who pursue the dream of control over the masses.
    What is going on right now with Levenson and hacked off is a sideshow of celebrity assholes,who I would say to,if you can’t stand the heat well for christs sake get out of the feckin kitchen and don’t expose yourself to the public gaze.
    Finally hugely grant,what an absolute plonker,go with a prossie in public and then get caught by the LAPD in LA,tell me you asshole exactly what are you hacked off about.

  165. 165
    Samantha (not) Foxed says:

    I’ve got it!

    Lesbian!

  166. 166
    Jack Vettriano also can't paint to save his life says:

    You mean David Hockney? The talentless shit who can’t paint for toffee?

  167. 167
    Four Blowjobs and a Career-death says:

    Hugh Grant thinks that if the UK press are controlled by the British government (preferably a Labour one), he’ll be able to get sucked off to his heart’s content in the USA without it ever appearing in the press, anywhere.

    Hugh Grant: ex-famous person & rank imbecile.

  168. 168
    Normal Guy says:

    Your racist generalisations are not illuminating

  169. 169
    me me me, i'll do it says:

    7.2. The Board may authorise the payment of remuneration to members of staff or pay or make payments towards the provision of pensions, allowances or gratuities, at suchrates or amounts as it determines

    ==

    Fuck me, the taxpayers cheque book is opened up again

  170. 170
    me me me, i'll do it says:

    7.2. The Board may authorise the payment of remuneration to members of staff or pay or make payments towards the provision of pensions, allowances or gratuities, at suchrates or amounts as it determines

  171. 171
    Hugh Grant says:

    Give it a year and I willl not have been a total knob for my entire career, let alone ever had a blow job from a prostitute.

  172. 172
    Tony Blair says:

    I feel the hand of re-written history on my shoulder

  173. 173
    Russia Today says:

    The Thatcher Special? Yeah, it only works once, though. It relies on novelty value.

  174. 174
    Politics 101 says:

    No party is.

  175. 175
    A useful idiot, and a funeral says:

    Small Grant is going to get knifed the moment this thing is across the line.

    He has something to hide, and nothing further to offer.

    The center ground moving inexorably to the right, press regulation is not going to reverse that. Has probably given it a boost.

  176. 176
    One-term Dave, dragging the Tories to their grave, says:

    Bugger! That blows-apart my £5billion super snoopers’ system! Curses! How much does this ‘TOR’ cost? More than most plebs can afford, I hope!

    Toodle pip!

  177. 177
    The BBC causes serious mental illness (as the regulated press soon will) says:

    Paxo just described the levy on Cyprus deposit idea as ‘stealing’, twice.

  178. 178
    Anonymous says:

    Biology is politics

  179. 179
    Saffron says:

    Just watched a bit of the debate on Levenson at 22.21 hrs.
    About 20 to 30 members present pontificating about their particular views,most of it garbage.
    They would do well to discuss the problems really confronting this land rather than a sideshow.
    The first priority is how we get growth back into this country.
    Next we need to reduce immigration into this land of benefit tourists.
    Finally we need whatever it takes to rid us of this EUSSR burden around our necks which frankly is strangling us.
    Which political party right now is on message and for me it is UKIP and no wonder more and more people are reading their message and saying this is the party who are saying it as it is.
    To the three other asshole parties I would say this,be afraid be very afraid as to what UKIP might do to you.

  180. 180
    Peedo Pope #266 says:

    No, my son, it’s only my clammy hand. Now, bend over and try not to flinch.

    Also, try to speak in a young boy’s voice. That’s right. Sing! Sing like an angel!

    Or squeal like a pig.

    And don’t look at me!

  181. 181
    Kropotkin says:

    He is correct. It is theft.

  182. 182
    The only good MP is a dead MP. says:

    “The first priority is how we get growth back into this country.”

    Shut Parliament and sack everyone who works there.

    Or shoot them.

  183. 183
    The only good MP is a dead MP. says:

    So’s the TV license.

  184. 184
    Kropotkin says:

    The TV licence is a tax. It is a regressive tax, but it is not theft per se. Folk without tellies can avoid it as they have a choice.

    The theft is what happens to the money once the talentless parasites at the BBC get their hands on it.

  185. 185
    The BBC causes serious mental illness (as the regulated press soon will) says:

    Some German who runs stock exchange is stating that recouping private bank debt from tax payers is fine, and doing it by taxing deposits is more efficient.

    Your money is no longer safe in the banks of Europe.

  186. 186
    Noose Watch says:

    That’s a revolting suggestion.

  187. 187
    Nanny says:

    Some Germans should be sent to bed straight after tea.

  188. 188
    Russian Investor says:

    Agreed. Russia has much good bed time tea, and we know where they sleep.

  189. 189
    The only good MP is a dead MP. says:

    Yes, OK. A lot of gunsmoke and all the bullets could be eaten by swans, causing lead poisoning, so there’s possibly some picky environmental law against it.

    How about: 650 MPs, 650 bits of rope, 650 lampposts. Ta-da! Solution. And, it’s eco-friendly.

  190. 190
    Devils Advocate says:

    Not all of them mind. Some are Ok and do good by their constituents.

  191. 191
    Brown out & pay me damages. Jog on out of my life. says:

    Hoorah! Kerrrching!

  192. 192
    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    > Next we need to reduce immigration into this land of benefit tourists.

    You put the cart before the horse.

    We need to eliminate benefits to reduce harmful immigration.

  193. 193
    All the fun of a lynching but without the mess says:

    Sending them all bobbing down the Thames in hempen sacks would be quite eco-friendly. There would also be a lot of scope for festive wagers.

  194. 194
    Stan Boardman says:

    Some fucking German on Newsmight said that stealing people’s money is a ‘very efficient’ way of paying back the bank’s borrowing requirements. Typical!

  195. 195
    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    Folks who get mugged can avoid it by not carrying a wallet in public…

    The TV tax is theft for the benefit of noisy luvvies.

  196. 196
    Gary son of Gary says:

    What the fuck is it with the left? They bang on about low wages and then introduce a minimum wage – but then they introduce internships which is American for no wage.

    Is there no hypocrisy the left will not explore?

  197. 197
    A fine pair of lungs. I can prove it! HAHAHAHAHAHA! says:

    I see it as an investment now. Time for the money grubbing, time wasters to COUGH UP! :)

  198. 198
    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    The conservative party is also filled with those who think the oiks owes them money cos they own land…

    Dave’s father in law is one such…

  199. 199
    Gary son of Gary says:

    An another thing …

    Vote UKIP

    or the Eu will cyprus yo’ ass.

  200. 200
    candle holder says:

    If you don’t believe in free will.

  201. 201
    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    Which Thursday though?

  202. 202
    Blowing Whistles says:

    A Beard. Like Cherri Booth the marxist bitch.

  203. 203
    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    I rather think HM armed forces are rather more ahead of the line than a failure of a painter, perhaps he should so something useful and paint walls.

  204. 204
    The only good MP is a dead MP. says:

    With the utmost respect, I’ve just looked at tvlicensing.co.uk, and nowhere (I searched) does it say the TV license fee is a tax.

    It says it’s a license fee.

    It’s a compulsory annual subscription fee to a company’s output, even if you don’t view that company’s output.

    The alternative is “prosecution, a court appearance and a fine of up to £1,000 (not including legal costs)”

    Extortion (even state-sponsored extortion), is, I believe, also theft.

  205. 205
    The BBC causes serious mental illness (as the regulated press soon will) says:

    Paxo on Leveson: Pointing out that Cameron’s response is confusing and internet is included against advice.

    One wonders if they will mention Article 19 ?

  206. 206
    Feudal Phil says:

    Is he just another robber baron from a long line of robber barons?

  207. 207
    Benny says:

    you are blurry irriot!

  208. 208
    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    PRavda and AlJaBeebya differ in one thing…

    Pravda is no longer funded by the threat of jail.

  209. 209
    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    That’s nice, he use crayon or felt-tips before his parents transferred it onto some tiles?

    Did he finish his dinner tonight? Can he use his spoon without a bib.

  210. 210
    Big Nose says:

    It smells like a tax to me. Extorted from people who then have to on and spend the rest of their benefits on Sky in order to have something worth watching

  211. 211
    Reality speaks says:

    Shapps refuses to answer Paxo when asked specifically about Guido.

  212. 212
    The BBC causes serious mental illness (as the regulated press soon will) says:

    Grant Schapps does not know how the paper will regulate web sites.

    Guido got a mention !!!

    – And Schapps deflects onto victims.

    (I believe Guido is written by only one author :-) )

    Worth watching this segment if it gets stuck up on y’tube.

  213. 213
    Gary son of Gary says:

    Grant Schapps looking like a total kuunt on Newsnight.

    Vote UKIP and fuck them before they fuck you.

  214. 214
    The only good MP is a dead MP. says:

    @DA. You’re not talking about Tim Yeo, that’s for sure.

    If they’re not part of the solution, they’re part of the problem. Best they all die, just to be safe.

    @ All the fun. Good plan, but I feel there could be some environmental contamination once they start to decompose.

  215. 215
    No steps forward 100 steps back says:

    Paxo using this blog as an example, usual twisting and dodging being applied by shaps.

  216. 216
    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    the last 50 years have rather been against the flow of history since the magna carta.

  217. 217
    Tony Bliar says:

    Why is Panorama saying we went to war on a lie? Have the bbc learnt nothing from the last time they incurred my wrath? Don’t they know I’m a saint? Was the demise of Dr K not enough to scare them into silence? They’re making me upset. When I’m upset, bad things happen to my enemies.

  218. 218
    Michael Bentine says:

    Funny old world.

    The Guardian will submit to a Royal Law and the Spectator will ignore it.

    Just as strange is that the wording was decided by 3 politicians and a pressure group and the industry whom it effects were not invited to the talks.

  219. 219
    The BBC causes serious mental illness (as the regulated press soon will) says:

    BBC just suggested buying gold over leaving money in bank.

    Well, they pointed out it has gone up by 300% over past few years.

    Didn’t mention that gold purchases are tax free.

  220. 220
    D L George says:

    Grant Shapps also mentioned/failed to mention that Guido will/won’t fall prey/be fine under this clear as mud/crystal clear legislation.

    Final details will be known next week/never.

  221. 221
    Anonymous says:

    Think about how their group preaches family values, monogamy and religious values amongst their own group, yet preach secularism, gay rights, womens rights and family atomisation amongst the outgroups!

    They also proscribe usury within their own group…but it’s perfectly acceptable for the outgroup.

    Maybe those Muzzies aren’t so daft after all!

  222. 222
    Weygand says:

    Shapps a total embarrassment.

    But Paxo missed an open goal in letting him off answering the Guido question.

  223. 223
    The BBC causes serious mental illness (as the regulated press soon will) says:

    Inflation proof investing = Gold.

    Alternatives to banks: How about Bitcoin ? ;-)

    Avoid Bonds.

  224. 224
    A complete farce, that's what it is. says:

    Yep that’s the Mantra. Remember the victims.

    Except there were No victims.

    Millie Dowler’s voicemail deleted by the phone company
    McCan’s were made suspects by Portuguese plod, press reported it
    Jefferies was stitched up by Bristol plod who told press he was guilty

    Common denominator The Plod.

    As for the minor celebs and MPs they were grinding axes .

  225. 225
    The mole in the Immigration Department says:

    What a day, it’s chaos in the Department. We are under pressure to do something about the immigration figures which we’ve been trying to fiddle by only giving the net one but now all these expats are coming back after the bank raids in Cyprus, Spain next, plus all the Eastern Europeans just arriving anyway, the managers are running about screaming.

    Plan put forward this afternoon to cut all benefits to pensioners which will force them to take in immigrants as lodgers, honestly. Quote “the Cypriots can get away with this so let’s do it.” Two pronged move to avoid all the payments we have to make to the immigrant pensioners even though they’ve contributed nothing. I kid you not, will keep you posted.

  226. 226
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Fascist / Communist – who the fuck do you dare not to think has been controlling both sides – the moneylenders ffs. work it out FCS

  227. 227
    A Democracy? Nope not here says:

  228. 228
    Blowing Whistles says:

    What is it about some of you on here – you still keep banging on about ‘regulation’ -have I not explained more than enough times that regulation is just a falsity that has no force of law. Until you get your head around it – you will be running around in circles for all of your life – if you haven’t been for all of it so far.

  229. 229
    tabblenabble02 says:

    Bitcoin is akin to Gosbank…come over to the Darkside!

  230. 230
    Casual Observer says:

    Jefferies, who I honestly think is a good guy and the only one who qualifies as victim, was stitched up by plod and ITN.

    Certainly was not the press who were at fault, and the press have already paid out heavily in the civil actions which were taken.

    Numerous aspects of law were not enforced, and the law was mis-applied in some cases.

    The thing to look for with this regulation will be how quickly it will become not in the public interest to report on political parties who are not one of LibLabCon.

    Gr!llo demonstrates though the fallacy of trying to control politics through mainstream media.

  231. 231
    The only good MP is a dead MP. says:

    Unless they enjoy watching endless repeats of Dad’s Army. In which case, £145 per annum is maybe good value (although I would have thought the box set would be cheaper).

  232. 232
    La La Guardianista Land says:

    In Guardianista Land, they want a Republic without Lords except when the Monarch and her Lords pass a law that the Guardianistas want.

  233. 233
    Blowing Whistles says:

    DLG you were a confirmed Zioloon for all of your life – See Picture Post circa 1936 – and I claim my 5,999,999 million shekels.

  234. 234
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Was the knifeman Michael Dugher now raised up to MP status?

  235. 235
    I bet the answer's 'no' says:

    Did they mention that Labour (as advised by Ed Balls) sold (nay, gave away) 395 tons of the stuff at the bottom of the market – and used the little money the sale brought in to buy euros?

  236. 236
    Blowing Whistles says:

    p.s. How many journos at the D Fail and scum might have known that and ‘remained silent’ thus perverting the course of justice?

  237. 237
    tabblenabble02 says:

    Grant Schapps (aka Michael Green…just like MacShame and Hodge-the-Dodge…another name changer) is of course…one of the chosen ones.

    When will you schmucks get what’s really going on?

    (Reuters) – Hedge fund titan STEVEN A. COHEN’S firm is paying $615.7 million to settle charges that it improperly traded in two stocks, in what is the largest-ever, insider trading settlement, U.S. securities regulators said on Friday.

    http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/03/15/us-sec-insidertrading-idUSBRE92E0V720130315

    OK, I admit, this one’s not a name changer…he is however from the priest class!

  238. 238
    Blowing Whistles says:

    We need to know exactly who worded up the whole piece – their CV’s, their political affiliations, their religious beliefs, their sexual orientation and their anti-cedents – oh … and if they have ever been on any ‘leadership courses’ provided by a charitable trust that has broken the rules by being politically motivated?

  239. 239
    BBC unions labour and lefty luvvies we are one says:

    STFU or you’ll get the sack, progressive politics is the way of the future.
    All the baby eaters do is put the handbrake on from time to time.

    British sovereignty… DONE ☑
    Social engineering… DONE ☑
    Freedom of speech… DONE ☑
    Freedom of the press… DONE ☑

    Right, what’s next comrades?

  240. 240
    The Loony Left says:

    Wait till we get back in. The immigrant tidal wave will become a tsunami !

  241. 241
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I am going to re-read every letter published into the public domain by the Guardian on Monday September 22 2003 at page 19. You can obtain a copy from any half decent Library or law school / University Library where the teach – oops indoctrinate students into the world of legal.

  242. 242
    Anonymous says:

    Lenin once said gold would be useful to make urinals out of!

  243. 243
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Burning yourselves to death / self immolation. Please try it you’ll like it … honest.

  244. 244
    Lord Cashpoint says:

    Is he a donor to the party ?

  245. 245
    Casual Observer says:

    This new Royal Charter press thing does seem very much like a licensing of the press act.

  246. 246
    EU Watch says:

    Vote cancelled again, because he doesn’t have enough votes.

    They are running democracy down there ?

  247. 247
    Anonymous says:

    You still don’t get the link between J*wish (economic) anarchism (i.e. no rules) and their hatred of regulation (think of regulation of the markets = socialism).

    Be careful what you wish for as the (economic) anarchists want the state “done for” in the persuit of profits.

    What do YOU have to lose? Do you have capital (inherited or otherwise)?

    Equality is the Trojan Horse!

    Name me a libertarian…and I will show you a Zioloon or a Zioloon sympathiser.

    Have you ever watched “Inside Job” whilst sat in front of a PC with access the Wiki?

  248. 248
    Hermann Von Rumpboy says:

    They will continue voting until they arrive at the correct vote!

  249. 249
    Ahmed's wet dream says:

    What’s next is Sharia for you my little porky pal.

  250. 250
    Herman van Rumpboy says:

    No relation.

  251. 251
    All Power to the EUSSR says:

  252. 252
    Kim Jong Camermong (Beloved Leader) says:

    ALL my people love me!

  253. 253
    Mzzzzzz. 'Mad' Hatty HarPerson says:

    Yeth – and in 3D and colour too! It’s the red that gets me! – that sosocialist colour – that sign of fecundity – that life force! – I could just drink it all up!

  254. 254
    t'mouth of t'umber says:

    they know where I live – now where’s me chips??!!!

  255. 255
    Agony aunt Herman says:

  256. 256
    Gordon Brown - stupid fucker says:

    It Was The Right Thing To Do

  257. 257
    D L George says:

    You’ll get 1 shekel and not one agora more!

    Drat, must change moniker. Zioloon eh?

  258. 258
    Devils Advocate says:

    There are a number of animals which will eat their own.

    The same is true of those in Parliament.

    The predators will fight it out among themselves. Those that would be prey will know who they are now and perhaps should strike back before being eaten.

    Huhne was the first of the more incompetent prey.

  259. 259
    Questions of our time says:

    So is it best to be inside or outside the current dialectic in the UK / EU ?

  260. 260
    albacore says:

    It’s been nice knowing you and we wish you all the best
    But you ain’t arf taking chances in a vipers’ nest
    It’s hilarious, all that grandiloquent prattle
    On a free press while, under our noses, the battle
    Of Britain against national eradication
    Is plain as a pikestaff: terminal immigration

  261. 261
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    I think you are mistaken in your belief that England can feed itself.

  262. 262
    Matelot moment says:

    Harrrow sayrer.

  263. 263
    Young Mister Grace says:

    Mrs Slocombe’s pussy is not looking good either.

  264. 264
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    I’m guessing that you never tried to paint anything

  265. 265
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    where is the cat character then ? I’m not bright enough to figure out where exactly but I’m guessing Singapore

  266. 266
  267. 267
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    Believe the heartless Germanic is not for us.

  268. 268
    Pay attention says:

    The commies are already here, they’re called the Greens. Progressive Dave loves them.

  269. 269
    Lsrdypants says:

    There’s not much meat on a bee.

    You’re better off with a peasant. The thin ones will go first.

  270. 270
    Turkey Baster says:

    Well known I thought? The whole ‘marriage’ to Gordon was arranged as a PR stunt to make him look ‘normal’ surely?
    I think she signed a contract similar to the Bruno Tobacco woman but didn’t have to wear white all the time

  271. 271
    Sick as a parrot and twice as lippy says:

    Is this news ? It’s a normal Saturday night in any university town in the country….the Daily Mail reporters really need to get out more.

  272. 272
    Pay attention says:

    The thing is, the Cypriots, like the other ‘bailed out’ countries, will not see a single cent of the bail out money.
    That will be given to the billionaire bondholders. With the added insult of 10% of their savings looted for the benefit of those same bondholders, most of whom are German banks.
    The entire ‘bail out’ scam, is legalised theft, money taken from the people via loans they will never see anything of, but will have to pay for, for decades.

  273. 273
    Divide and Rule says:

    Let Germany and France slug it out. Piss from outside the tent.

  274. 274
    Joyce Words says:

    Anyone for a punch up after a few subsidised bevvies?

  275. 275
    Anonymous says:

    Shouldn’t the BBC web site be watched over by this new quango, it needs to sign up to the new body? Why has a blind eye been turned to the BBC?

  276. 276
    Philosophical says:

    Right. If you were German you’d hand over a wad of blank cheques to Club Med would you? If Cyprus left the Euro there would be a 50% haircut on Cypriot savings rather than the 5-10%.

    I don’t understand how the Germans, Finnish etc have any patience with the Southerners. They don’t actually the need the Euro. Germany was a top exporter even with the D-Mark.

  277. 277
    Clyde says:

    What has a broadcaster and all its own regulators got to do with newspapers?

  278. 278
    Anonymous says:

    I was informed recently that during the siege of Leningrad human carcasses were hanging in butchers shops

  279. 279
    Anonymous says:

    Some of the web site content is exclusive and not available as broadcast media.
    What do web sites have to do with newspapers?

  280. 280
    Anonymous says:

    Can Ofcom award punitive damages ? The new quango appears to be far be stringent, huge fines et al. Shouldn’t the BBC be answerable to it as well?

  281. 281
    Curly says:

    I hear Divine is a great harmonica player – blow suck suck suck blow blow suck (breath) suck suck suck blow blow blow.

    Any recognise that tune?

  282. 282
    Le matelot du jour says:

    He needs to be press ga(n)ged. Would make a simply lovely cabin boy.

  283. 283
    Curly wonders says:

    Can some one please explain to this fuddled old brain just how can one be a multimillionaire and a Marxist at the same time?

  284. 284
    Matilda says:

    Please make the greatest efforts to keep them in there. We do not wish to see either of them ever again.

  285. 285
    Casual Observer says:

    Well, to paraphrase Schapps on Newsnight last night, websites which are like newspapers are a bit like P0rnography: You know it when you see it.

    The Web content of the BBC should be covered as that is a ‘press’ by the charter definition, and its content will not currently be covered by any regulation.

  286. 286
    Matilda says:

    I hope you all saw that sign over the local butcher’s shop a short while ago. It read: “Only Fools Eat Horses”.

    PS: If we do not have enough butcher shops, we have lots of lovely empty lamp posts all over the country…..

  287. 287
    Anonymous says:

    NK News isn’t state media, it’s an independent news agency that covers North Korea.

  288. 288
    Matilda says:

    Not according to my mate in Berlin. It’s beginning to look like a very close run thing and much will depend on what happens between now and September. The people are beginning to note their dislike of having their money chucked away on all and sundry.

  289. 289
    Matilda says:

    “rank imbecile”? Was that a typo?

  290. 290
    Matilda says:

    +100

  291. 291
    Lost and alone says:

    I know where I live!

  292. 292
    Haribo Halfwit says:

    Chavez didn’t die poor.


Media Reader

London Live to Cut 20 Staff to Buy in More Content | Press Gazette
Telegraph Revealed Auschwitz 3 Years Before Liberation | Telegraph
Mirror Hacking: 50 Legal Action Claims | Press Gazette
45 Mirror Group Stories Linked to Phone-Hacking | Press Gazette
We Must Not Call Charlie Hebdo Killers ‘terrorists’ | Telegraph
Page 3 and the Art of the Self-Pity Statement | Guardian
Here is What a 7 Way Debate Sounds Like | BBC
Poll: Sun Readers Want Page 3 to Stay | Business Insider
The Sun: An Apology | Press Gazette
More Women Prosecuted For Telly Tax | Mail
Je Suis Page 3 | Toby Young


Rising Stars
Find out more about PLMR AD-MS


Alan Milburn says Labour’s scaremongering campaign for an unreformed NHS will not win election…

“It would be a fatal mistake, in my view, for Labour to go into this election looking as though it is the party that would better resource the National Health Service but not necessarily put its foot to the floor when it comes to reforming. Look, reforms are not easy, but the Labour Party is not a conservative party. It should be about moving things forward not preserving them in aspic. You have got a pale imitation actually of the 1992 general election campaign, and maybe it will have the same outcome. I don’t know.”


Tip off Guido
Web Guido's Archives

Subscribe me to:






RSS


AddThis Feed Button
Archive


Labels
Guido Reads
Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 1,716 other followers