Poor old John Frieda. While Lulu’s ex cuts all those celebrity clients’ hair, just imagine all the moaning and bitching he must have to endure about the tabloids and photographers.
He must be sick of it by now, which would explain why he donated to Hacked Off.
Another millionaire paying for the problem to go away…
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
#4?
Rio: I wanna be in the England team. I want that shirt.
Roy: OK Rio you can have the shirt.
Rio: I don’t like it.
fourth?
Something about the short and curlies, surely?
Tell you what. Itsa disgrace that Hacked off have used the Dowler’s as a front to advance the interests of the ill behaved rich.
And what are Labour think of by taking their advice?
What the phuck is a celebrity hairdresser, and who the phuck would take any notice of a crimper?
Does he give Hugh a blow-dry?
Labour are their political Wing and I am the Mother Hen.
Classic.
Harriet looks like she could do with a celebrity hairdrersser
That Hubby and pudding bowl look just doesnt cut it in modern politics
How about just a hairdresser.
Harman: ‘… but I don’t think you should say that we are the political wing of Hugh Grant’
If this thing goes through, that gentle suggestion will be enforced by statute for all.
Harman, political wing of P.I.E.
Harman, is he/she political in any way at all? It seems to me that whichever way the wind is blowing, there’s Harriet.
Hacked off can fuck off they,v just handed press regulation to the likes of Harriet Herman David Laws and the rest of the thieving bastard politicians #free&reckless
Look over there ! Look ! Look ! It’s a rainbow. Can you see it ? Isn’t it pretty ?
Sorry, I can’t say. I’m trying to keep that information from everyone.
This is brilliant-
Milliband,Harman and Clogg have attempted to muzzle the press on behalf of the super super-rich.
Let’s hope the press never let it’s readers forget it…..
Because he’s worth it
Labour and the Illiberals will live to regret this.
Just out of interest, is Lord Cashpoint on the donor list by any chance?
http://hackinginquiry.org/news/j-k-rowling-victims-of-press-abuses-hung-out-to-dry-by-cameron/
all having a whinge
some of the comments are quite good
He goes to all their fringe meetings
Guido is giving him a haircut now.
Can I ask for an extension ?
Ooh get him. Shut that door. What the @*cK is a celebrity hairdresser?
Where I come from that expression translates as ‘a poxy poofy barber’.
Hope that helps?
some people think its funny but it’s really ………. the Labour Party
Liberty,Equality,Fraternity.
Except for the British people.
Liberté, égalité, fraternité.
Sauf les anglais.
I’ve turned Queen’s evidence Guido
You had better look for another Dead Tree paper to write for…
I always had my suspicions about you but turning Queen on a blog – where’s your class dear heart?
Queen’s evidence?
We’re here.
We’re in the law – Bona Law. We have a criminal practice that takes up a lot of out time.
You know that Mr Forkes. The other week he modded modded modded modded modding mod.
Oh the 1st Amendment!
Good work Guido, keep it up.
Only a leftie would try to use a murdered teenager as a tool for their selfish demands.
Quite simply, marry an ugly woman & no one will bother with you
I do believe there is a song to that effect that used to be around in the days of skifflers.
COASTERS : GET AN UGLY GIRL TO MARRY YOU
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you’ll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she’ll always give you peace of mind
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
[Sax solo]
Don’t let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don’t match
Take it from me, she’s a better catch
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
[Spoken:]
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an’ she’s ug-leeee!
Yeah, she’s ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
“Another millionaire paying for the problem to go away…”
People used to pay us to make problems go away, too. Sometimes, we took care of someone who was a problem for somebody else. Sometimes WE were the problem for somebody else. Depended on the situation, it did, as to which side of the equation you’d have found us on.
We kind of wonder how Hacked Off is managing to attract all those celebs to participate with them. We just hope everything is according to Hoyle and completely and totally kosher. If it isn’t, well, no-one HAS to know, now do they? Arrangements can be reached, we’re sure.
Centuries of press freedom have been destroyed thanks to a couple of crap actors and presenters who couldn’t keep their dick in their trousers, super rich socialities, a celebrity hairdresser and the Labour/Liberals.
They shamelessly used the name of a murdered schoolgirl to pursue their own sinister agenda.
Now can we please have a total media blackout on anyone involved in the Hacked Off campaign.
+1
I do not know Hugh
I gave the Cypriots ( and their Russian friends ) a nice haircut.
Wasnt Harriet Harmans hubby done for a crime in Italy but got off somehow
Close but no cigar. Another labour ‘wimmin’. Go on, have a another go. Do you like caravanning?
That was the tubby Mr Mills, the hubby abandoned by another ugly bint, now Dame, Tessa Jowell. The marriage was ‘off’ when it suited her politically, though there were sightings of the happy couple in the Cotswolds during this, er, er, separation I understand.
If I have understood correctly, this ‘royal charter’ in reality means a new PCC with, perhaps, a different label and possibly slightly longer teeth.
Such a body will be made up of real people but how are those people decided and by whom?
It is rumoured that the first Pryce jury members have been approached….
We’ll pick all the members for this body- just as we supplied all those involved with the Leveson inquiry.
The press should have been far more aggressive towards the various tossers and their hangers on who have supported and promoted the Hacked Off agenda – particularly the politicians.
They should have known that appeasement would only encourage their enemies.
One hopes that editors will belatedly grow some balls and follow Guido’s lead by shining a light on all the numb nut opportunists responsible for this fiasco.
And let’s not forget that the not only is it the case that allegation that prompted the Levenson enquiry seems not to have been true, the act concerned would already have been illegal.
the real victims of a poor press such as Robert murat, Richard Jeffries and colin stagg have all been sidelined in this matter, meanwhile the rich and famous think this law will protect them instead it may well backfire as the stories will be printed on a us website where freedom of expression is allowed.
All this because they hate Rupert Murdoch, well with our press owned by the Barclays, a Russian ex spy, and a off shore company. it only leaves the mirror group and associated press in this country.
the press and hacked off should be careful what they wish for as what starts as good intentions leads to a subservient press.
meanwhile in the real world the EU is stealing peoples hard earned saving in the name of austerity, heres hoping that Italy puts a 100% tax on villas in umbra (that will upset polly)
Austerity is for little people.
Buwahahaha !!!!!