Eric Joyce Staffer Martin Brown Knocked Woman to Ground
MP Reacted Angrily When Told His Friend Arrested
Guido has spoken to witnesses about last night’s fracas, this is what he has pieced together from various accounts.
At about 10.15 pm last night Eric Joyce’s researcher Martin Brown (pictured on the right above) exchanged words with Louise (an MP’s researcher, whose surname is known to Guido) outside the Sports and Social in the area where people smoke in the Commons Inner Court. In the ensuing altercation Louise was knocked to the ground.
Alex Cruz Vidal (pictured, right), a researcher for deputy speaker Nigel Evans, intervened to protect Louise and restrain Martin Brown by wrestling him to the ground and sitting on him. The administrator of the Sports & Social came out and with Alex’s help manhandled a shocked Martin Brown into the bar’s little cupboard sized office and locked him inside until the police arrived. Police came to arrest Brown and Eric Joyce showed up shouting at the cops.
Joyce – who had already been involved in some argie-bargie in the Sports and Social earlier that night – is said to have arrived at the scene and reacted angrily to being told by a copper about the incident – he pushed the copper, who came back to restrain him, whereupon Joycey threw a punch at the copper. At this point another copper joined in to restrain him, resulting in the Honourable Member for Falkirk ending up on the floor being handcuffed before being taken away into the back of a police van.
By this time there was a large crowd and around a dozen policemen outside the Sports & Social – including PoliticsHome’s Tony Grew – who only saw the second altercation involving Joyce not the original altercation involving Martin Brown that kicked the whole thing off. Police closed the Sports & Social and the Strangers Bar early…
Police have this morning contacted those witnesses who had their names taken last night, to tell them they will be required to give full statements in due course. Charges will almost certainly follow…
Coincidentally Joyce’s 12-month community order for his last brawl expired six days ago. Two things that are clearly reinforced by this brawl; we need to end the obscene taxpayer subsidy that means the Commons bars are the cheapest pubs in Central London, secondly we need a real power of MPs’ recall. As we were promised by the coalition parties after the expenses scandal…
You lookin at my feckin bird?
Trouble is the Common’s Bar is full of common people. Now the Lord’s bars….
…the Lords bars have Prezza and co. Some real charmers about.
although you should remember Prescott is a stupid bar steward
Member for Falkirk, says it all really. Ex Labour as well, to be expected from Scottish Labour.
2 down 653 to go
How much do we subsidise their alcohol intake?
Lord Watson. He’s a real charmer. Just keep the Swan Vestas out of his hands.
Yes, but the noble Lord Prescott would never hit anyone.
Oh, hang on…
Come on, he’s not worth it.
Don’t forget the wonderful Lord Foukes who also has previous for mixing it with the law when under the influence. Yet another labour party yob!
You’d think they would save the punching for Nick Clegg?
Letting down the Scots. Punching! He should have stuck the heid oan him.
He would have, given time.
he did that last year, this was the encore
How many of them ” had their names taken last night this morning,”????
aggresive lefties
you dont get that sort of behaviour from UKIP mps
UKIP FTW
LOcal election result
Tories loose Foxhill to UKIP
Wavey Dave will be getting even more EU sceptic as the Tories start to lose their local councils.
Is this the one the Guido tweeted as a win for beeyenpee?
I gather the Lemon Party gets quite cranky when people mix them up like that.
……… and in the next round Eric Joyce will play …… Mick McManus …. for a place in the final against Jackie Pallo
Oh dear someone showing their age
In a Parliament riddled with cu nts, it takes a really special one to stand out from the pack.
Well done Eric – you’re the cu nt’s cu nt!
Fat chance of that ever happening.
What they need is a minimum price for alcohol in the Commons.
What we need is free booze in the commons. Maybe we’ll get some better results. Video cameras might also be nice.
Bang on, what place of work has cheap booze on tap paid for by the tax payer? The bars should be closed, London is full of places to drink the HOC should not be one of them. And the local power of recall for MPs should be a priority for all 3 parties if they really believe in their own rhetoric about reform of the HOC!
Less MPs would cause less alcohol related problems
How about campaigning for minimum MPs
Better,get shot of lot of them..and start again, with people that have successfully run a fish and chip shop for one year and shown a profit, fish and chip shop ??? (just an example ) any small business would do .
HOw about campaigning for stonger lamp[ posts and more rope for (using around the necks of) MPs
Why should there be any alcohol in the Houses of Parliament? How many of us can say that there’s alcohol available on work premises? Very few.
I hear there’s a very comfortable little cell at Wandsworth.
If he ends up in front of a judge this time, then they will be left with very little option but to send him to prison. As it looks like he has not gained anything from his previous altercation with the Criminal Justice System.
Is hitting a copper worse than dodging speeding points?
Yes.
+ 8 months
Morning! I will take the support where I can – it won’t last, I am sure.
We can agree on some matters. You sure are sure about the last bit.
I am sure that I am sure that I saw your last night’s efforts. They were dealt with in customary and proper fashion. Still a truce is quite pleasant…
Mr Cat and Mr whistles
Put your handbags down (+;
We have! Do keep up cos it won’t last…
You don’t understand. It’s stress, the long hours, its an illness, he needs compassion, help, some tax-payers money would probably be just the ticket.
MPs aren’t like you common people, who binge drink and hit women and stuff. This jail thing only works for the plebs.
6 months in chokey is what I’d prescribe, bet the arresting cops loved it!
Quite right! I would like to see him banged up.
Retributive justice would set an example to these parasitical creatures and discourage others who are only motivated by greed from coming into the system.
Sack one MP each week for a month or two (no compensation – just out the door) and see the others smarten their acts up.
“Pour encourager les autres…” to straighten up and fly right?
To the perpetual Disgrace
of PUBLICK JUSTICE
The Honble. JOHN BYNG Esqr
Admiral of the Blue
Fell a MARTYR to
POLITICAL PERSECUTION
March 14th in the year 1757 when
BRAVERY and LOYALTY
were Insufficient Securities
For the
Life and Honour
of a
NAVAL OFFICER
Life was tough in those days.
True enough, but Byng didn’t do it again. Joyce on the other hand seems to be a serial offender.
He could end up fighting with Chris Huhne in a few weeks time.
Love this quip
Fighting for the safe seat next to Big Al on E Wing I guess.
My money would be on the Jock………… he’d morda the effeminate Southerner !!!!
under the influence of prison larger or not. Can Jocks fight with influence?
I’m perhaps just a soft bastard who never had a “real man’s job”.
But I’ve never expected to see people punching other people at work.
In certain eastern European Parliaments it seems to occur on a daily basis. Gewgel is your friend if you want to watch a few examples of MPs trying to throttle each other.
I’m told that violence in parliaments has something to do with the date. Don’t believe it myself.
It’s all the cheap booze
It’s all the plebs
I’m not in favour of making alcohol more expensive.
It will just hurt the poor and women.
Or the cheap politicians who cost too much.
Andrew Neil says: hurts the blue nun, but cheaper wine than that. True. It should be directed towards below-cost promotions. It’s not difficult, base it on the best deal that home office staff can find from wholesalers and add 5% for retail and then insist the product be sold at such levels, yes that’s price fixing but it’s damaging to lure yobs into Tesco with 25p/35p a pint lagers. This applies also to Joyce.
Joyce needs a piece of 2×2 vigorously applied to his head. Raving maniac.
I could apply my 4×4 to his head.
You have a fence post? Well done.
That’s the only post he’ll get after this!
ex post facto
dont get three points!
>Joyce needs a piece of 2×2 vigorously applied to his head
Or elsewhere.
Funny to see the mongs of Falkrk saying their MP should resign or step down. They’ll, like fucking donkeys, traipse to the voting booth and elect another Labour braindead drone without a second thought.
Absolutely correct on all counts!
though to be fair, they don’t elect Labour to the Scottish Parliament
Yeah, you only foist your Liebore nazi thug scum on us English. Now you’ve got your own parliament, there shouldn’t be any Wastemonster MPs from Scotland.
If they can’t be persuaded to take the northern subsidy sinks with them, there will still be far too many of such vermin polluting politics in England.
spot on!
Labour – thugs.
Lib Dems – pervs.
Tories – wealth and job creators.
Crikey. have you got rose tinted beer goggles on.
Discworld thugs behave with far more restraint…
Labour, Lib Dems & Tories = Thugs, Pervs, Chancers, Conmen, Frauds, Thieves etc
Your definitions of those three political parties are spot on but what about David Camerons Party ?
Lump Cameron’s mob in with the metro ‘liberal’/social ‘democratic’/culturally Marxist scum that are running the show across the developed world these days.
Typical pub tart starting a row between gentlemen. ” leave it Duwayne…ee ain’t nuffink to me!
A real man is our Alex well done kind sir, I hope Louise thanked you properly? As for you two Brown, Joyce clearly you are of the same elk as Huhne and Pryce so have the same, 8 months inside but no parole!
I suspect Joyce is whittling himself a skiff even as we type…
He will be getting a different kind of burn when he is inside
I meant shank…although he could be making a canoe
Do you think he is heading for a prison ship?
If only….
And this is precisely why we need state regulation of the press……
.. to shut people like you disturbing our peace?
Is it cos I is Ginger?
No, it’s cos you are an uncouth ruffian.
I notice that the BBC were quick to point out that Joyce was an ‘independent’ MP and not Labour scum, yet when Joyce got done first time around the BBC hardly mentioned the story and even less he was a Labour scumbag.
Funny that.
Hi,
ANY offence of a criminal nature by an MP or MEP or Police or Civil Servant should lead to immediate suspension on charge and loss of all privilages, pensions and income – authority or position immediately on conviction with absolutely no limitations.
With privilege and authority come responsibility. Those who presume to rule should face exemplary standards.
There is no shortage of honourable men and women who would welcome their jobs.
Regards,
Greg_L-W.
Hi Greg!
Fancy being an MP, do we?
This c-unt should be forced to resign his seat. Utter fucking disgrace.
can pad up with me he,s ok joycey he came on my stag do
It also begs the question – since when and why does the deputy speaker need a researcher???
Am I alone in wondering why we, the taxpayer, are funding so many SpAds, researchers and hangers-on around Westminster?
Its nice to discuss things with a warm round bottomed SpAd twink.
Does anyone work in that fucking place who is not gay?
Just Eric Joyce who is racked with torment and anguish that he might be
work?
He’s a cutie patootie, and he stops brawls…what’s not to like?
My daughter
My friend’s daughter.
Half of the daughters there have cocks.
That place,is full of fruitcakes,closet gays,not so closet gays,europhiles,
self serving egotists,far left mp’s,dingbats,and,fuddle headed thinkers who have completely lost the plot as to what is best for our”slipping away”
country, to name a few..(its a mental institution),and it does not seem to get any better,despite my deluded hopes!!!!!
Was your daughter working under Lord Rennard by any chance?
It’s to maximize the proceeds of crime of the political/media classes at our expense. None of them are worth anything. That’s why free money and booze attracts so many, and public life is perverted by such filth.
Joyce should apologise for his crimes and get some bogs cleaned at Waterloo Station, I’m loving this work. I should have done it years ago.
Took the wife out last night.
One punch, fucking beauty.
Boom boom
Monbiot for nothing and your quips for free…
Monbidiot is still in denial about the global warming climate change scam. Having bought into it like so MANY OTHER ‘idiot fools’ – he AND THEY remain in denial.
They are a historical (SC should like this) throwback to the Flat Earth believers.
And this drunken Scots tosser, debates and makes the laws that affect you and me.
Telling me what I can and cannot do,,, f***ing marvelous !!
Eric Joyce = oxegen thief. Waister
Sorry should read waster.
You could have meant that he was only fit to put down the disposal unit.
y
y not?
And should read “oxygen”.
I’ve emailed him telling him he’s a thug and should resign.
eric.joyce.mp@parliament.uk
Like he cares what a voter thinks. All you are fit for is subsidising his ale
I’m exercising my right to free speech to call him out on his behaviour. I don’t expect him to resign because of my email. As for subsidising his ale, you are too.
All too aware of that. I was looking at things from Boozy Eric’s point of view.
The problem is that these thieves and liars have leaned to believe that they are untouchable and sixty million emails telling the punchy old lush to resign wont make a blind bit of difference.
Six months in Belmarsh might.
Got his address now! Would you like us to pop round and do our ‘hammer of justice’ on him? Very simple we nail his hand to the door of his house and leave him the claw hammer, we tell him ‘if you’re still here when we come back, we’ll kill you.’ The three scum bags round here we’re done it to all get the message and f_ck off. Just let us know
Fuck…can I join…?
Funny how no one mentioned that other criminal MP Chris Huhnes nationality when posting about him ? Just shows you how the racist mindset works.
We don’t do double Dutch here mate.
You leave Malcolm Mclaren out of this !
True-unfortunately some people adopt the stereotype as a role model.
Why do they have a bar in their workplace anyway?
It would be nice if the booze was poisoned, and bar steward Prezza had to sweep out the corpses each morning. Probably they could be recycled into pies. At last MP’s could be good for something.
As I mentioned in my tweet maybe we need to increase the unit price of alcohol?
Lisshen, right, no lisshen, whot do you tell a bird with two black eyes? Nothing, shes bin told twice already..
A letter a day would be too few.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/4842678/Furious-IDS-blasts-leftie-Beeb-over-bedroom-tax.html
So how come every time a Tory is on the BBC they NEVER bring up the bias? For example it’s easy to find out Nicky Campbell’s pro Labour comments and mates just as it is for Krusty Wart off Newsnight.
Also that shower off the Toady show and of course the tosser from Questiontime. The Tories should put dossiers together on all these beeboids and out them live on air.
As Evan Davis and Yasmin Alibhai-Brown were friends of Vicky Price, did they both know she’d committed a crime and lied about it for almost ten years?
I’m thick as pigshit.
I’m riddled with bad HIV
I like to think the tories don’t want to lower themselves to the filthy world of Labour.
But then i remember that they are just a bunch of useless pillocks.
SCRAP THE LICENCE FEE.
KILL THE BEAST
If you want to tell Joyce he should resign, email him at eric.joyce.mp@parliament.uk
Yeah. Like he would pay any attention?
Of course not but that’s not the point. He deserves to be flooded with emails from the public about his behaviour.
He needs to be flooded with a round from an MP5.
I certainly agree with that.
You cannot be ‘flooded’ by a round. Get yourself a good mercenary magazine….
Wanna see?
Just hand me that H&K…
I prefer da uzi 9 milimetre!
I expect he can’t read, unless it says ‘cheap booze’ on it.
Despite my disliking of Communism – at least the Chinese ‘deal properly’ with politicians who are caught bringing the system into disrepute. Better still the Japanese make them of a sort fall on their swords.
Tracy fell onto my pork sword.
don’t ever visit an abbatoir – they might mistake you for a dead pig and slice you up.
A whopper sausage or a chipolata ?
The latter, methinks
Pork penknife would probably be more appropriate!
From what I’ve heard, it was your pork penknife.
eric.joyce.mp@parliament.uk
Dear Mr Joyce
You are a violent thug and a disgrace to Parliament. Why don’t you do the right thing and resign your seat so that a by-election can be called? You learnt nothing from your previous arrest and conviction. You’re nothing more than a violent thug with a drink problem and you should not be a sitting MP. Resign now.
Dear Mr Joyce is a Hunt,
A very good letter which should be in the Public Domain
Yours etc
Mr R Wilson
Sent
Cheers. The more of us do it, he’ll get the message he’s hated.
I loves you. Your my besht mate you are
Punching women, classy.
We prefer to make them wear sheets, segregate them from society,ban them from being educated or working.
If they still fail to obey their male masters, beheading is very effective.
Sadly there seems to be no footage of the incident. Instead here is some library footage of a woman being knocked over
I think you must be watching a different clip to me.
Manipulating the truth- it’s what National Socialists like Jimmy do best.
Joyce’s constituency office: 01324 823200
Fat chance of minimum unit alcohol pricing ever being applied in Parliament. Same holds true for their right to smoke in a designated area being withdrawn. Utter hypocrites. Do as we say, not as we do. Joyce must serve time for this latest piece of disgraceful behaviour.
The HOC is not alone in having smoking areas.
They are also permitted in Mental Hospitals. !!
Must have needed a very big police van in order to transport Joyce and his enormous ego.
The Westminster cop-shop has a 2000 cu ft pantechnicon for this very purpose.
Has anyone got the current prices for drinks in this taxpayer subsidised bar?
Can you expose the troughing detail in this respect Guido?
Increase the prices. It’ll go on expenses. Who pays??
Was Underpants Bryant there, spitting and scratching?
I don’t remember Eric.
I never remember the previous night.
And of course jumped up sqeaker Ber*kow will do sweet fcuk all, except
pontificate & grandstand………he should suspend thu*mper Joy*ce for 12
months & trigger a by-election…….
All the Bars should be closed @ the House until further notice…….
these fcuking A/H’s go on about the plebs but look at the example they set.
Its about time we laid down the law for them……all they are interested in
is finding ways to screw the electorate for as much as possible….but they
will soon be off on there FOUR WEEK Easter break on Tax Payer funded
drunken jollies around the world………
Well at least they won’t be passing any further malevolent legislation while they are away.
Brussels will pile it all up for them to pass on the nod as soon as they return. Vermin.
In any other walk of life striking or attempting to strike a police officer on the premises, hitting another member of staff and being involved in several incidents would result in dismissal. It seems obvious Joyce cannot control himself, he should be removed from office.
And the woman?
I guess you’ve heard of football.
And what do you know Stan by experience of course?
If this had been a Tory MP, Labour would be going ballistic and demanding a recall. But because Joyce resigned from Labour (yeah, right, like they’re not still pally with him) and is an “independent”, not a peep to be heard.
Or a judge led enquiry even
“There’s no money left (or right either!)”.
Yes be interesting to see which party Joyce has been voting with.
FFS, they went crazy when some Tory Minister just looked askance at the gate guard at Downing St., and then allegedly insulted him.
A sense of proportion, please!
Is that Brown thug any relation to the the Mad One?
I don’t like women.
They both contain about the same amount of horses arse DNA
Plenty of red noses were seen in the commons last night as well as fat lips and thick ears.
Funny how Labour, who claim to stand up for women, have the most violent, misogynist thugs in their ranks.
Thirdly, there are far too many of the fuckers and all their hangers-on, swarming around Westminster like flies to a turd.
400 MPs max.; no lobbyists (what happened to Dave’s promise to ditch them?); no in-house bars; Travelodge-style accommodation and 2nd Class rail warrants provided – if you want anything more, pay for it out of your own pocket.
FFS.
No payments to politicians. Let their supporters finance them.
Put the kettle on love, theres a good girl
This is great. The press do not seem to have any of this detail this morning Guido so well done on getting there first!
It was on the BBC News homepage last night.
Cheers James – I haven’t read all the press!
WOTZ A MIZZOGENITS?
a message to the people
I
AM
K
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There is NO SUBSIDY on the booze in Parliament.
Since when was £5,800,000 not a subsidy?
And how many spare bedrooms for Geordie unmarried mums could you rent for that?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/8988751/Subsidy-for-MPs-bars-and-restaurants-rises-to-5.8m.html
I guess then, there’s just subsidy on the electricity, the rent of the room, the staff, the cleaning, etc.etc.
Kind of stuff everyone else has to pay for unless they get cans from Tesco in central London.
Didn’t the Police have tasers?
Did the man throw a straight right? If so, the lefties ought to object.
What a bunch of whimps and as for the nanny state coppers!!
FFS worse, much worse, much much worse happens in a Quakers meeting.
Im sending over my mate he s x sas to toughen Louise up to handle the Joyces of this world
The fight was Thatcher’s fault.
Re. Joyce.
He’s been arrested.
Rejoice.
He’s still alive and leeching as an MP? Despair.
Time to shut down all the Westminster bars.
How many other people have pubs and bars in their workplace.
These MPs are scum.
I have just googled Louise Jackson, and from the images of her there, she would taking some knocking to the ground.
She looks like how Theresa May imagines she looks
A quarter of a million extra school places will be needed in England by autumn next year, with one in five schools already full or near capacity.
Oops.
Not to mention all the translators and ‘classroom assistants’ required to keep the zoo barely under control.
At least you won’t need ‘teachers’ so much. Being attentive and trying to learn is acting white, innit.
Paul Flynn offers the following advice on drinking in Westminster in ‘How To Be An MP’
“Happily now the drinks are not subsidised. Prices are similar to those elsewhere in London.”
Eric’s on a promise from the Labour Wimin
Westminster doesn’t care about the white English either.
Fuck Eric Joyce.
I like your thinking. Show more concern for the perp rather than the victim. You will go far.
But not far enough unfortunately.
I’d save my concern for the poor woman who was assaulted.
Is she OK?
Is she poor? Will suing Joyce enrich her?
Is he still with that eighteen-year-old gal? You’d think that if he were, she’d keep him busy enough he wouldn’t be going out getting snockered!
Dear Jane,
You’re a victim of reverse polarity thinking. You badly need some specialist help.
Yours always, etc etc
Gonk
Yep, he definately needs a cuddle.
You hope Eric Joyce is OK?
What about the woman who was hit?
What do the two Eds have to say about it?
He is the Falkirk “peoples’ prince” perhaps?
That makes a change, Nigel Evans’ handsome young researcher pushing someone INTO the closet
In my day women didn’t get knocked to the ground.
Only knocked up.
These days they ” fall pregnant “. What is that about?
Perhaps they’ve been ‘trying’
Miss Diane is remarkably quiet this morning. I thought she was agin cheap booze and this must surely be a string to her bow.
She’s still asleep from last night’s bash. Ssh,you’ll wake her up.
All these drunk jock MP’s should get the William Wallace treatment.
So if he gets banged up this week, that’s one Lefty that wont be voting for Labour’s ‘Control of the Press’ amendment on Monday
I’m keeping his bunk warm. He’s better looking than Carina as well.
Kin L. It took Seven Coppers and a Wheelie bin to restrain him.
http://www.falkirkherald.co.uk/news/local-headlines/mp-joyce-arrested-after-commons-bar-fight-1-2838864
The police should have shot him as a known terrorist. He deserves more bullets than a Brazilian electrician.
Stinking hypocrite.
Nothing wrong with a drunken brawl now and then is there? Let’s not get too sanitised please.
+100
I’m looking forward to a really good ‘un tomorrow. K.O. at 5
Everything in moderation….including moderation.
How many other workplaces have a bar for staff ?
Just Get rid of them (Bars not MPs or perhaps……)
No10 Downing Street.
Every armed forces Mess
Buckingham Palace
Cruise Ships
Holiday complexes
Masons Arms
The BBC
Footsie 100 board rooms
Working Mens Clubs
The British Legion
Trades Unions
The Police Social
The Firemans Social
The Institutes
Tom Watson
And so on
Time to close the bars there…….. greedy, drunken Hunts !
It’s not the bars. It’s the customers.
I am going to remove the whip from Mr Joyce
High time cops were armed. No need to manhandle people, just draw the handgun and keep a distance.
He’s lucky he wasn’t carrying a white stick.
You tell him Owen, put your built up foot down.
1. Sports and Social is not subsidised beyond its rent free occupation of a gloomy dungeon – in line with many employers.
2. It is run efficiently so it keeps its prices down
3. Researchers start on £23k and many are on less as unpaid interns or part time support. That doesn’t go far in the Red Lion or Westminster Arms
4. Have you noticed its always the MPs not the staff who cause problems?
How much does it cost to buy a bar in the center of London?
How much does security cost in the center of London?
What about the lights and heating?
What about the Council tax?
What about the bar staffs’ wages and uniforms?
Why is it restricted to MPs and their mates?
So if it costs nowt, then why does it cost 5 point eight millions of squid?
How much does security cost in the center of London?
Just pay up. Unless you want a fire.
Until the SPADS join the club. Wait your turn.
Yes. MP’s are obviously vastly overpaid.
I’m guessing this suggestion of raising prices in the bars is self protection Guido so that when the inevitable day comes when you become an MP you are not tempted by the demon drink? Oh wait hang on…
It wath a gweat meeting.
I started discuthing the influenth of the potht-capitalithtic dialecticth and the young people were clearly stunned into silenth.
I was boss at that meeting. No-one had threads like mine.
I like ‘Garage’ you know. I took my big headphones so everyone knew.
was this for apprentice drug dealers?
That looks more like a cell than a meeting room. What are they being ‘apprenticed’ in? Mugging and robbing old (white) ladies?
Millibland is obviously offering them lotsth ofth money ifth they leavth him alone, unscaththed.
At this rate you’ll soon be able to get up my nose.
The pessimist’s optimist or vice-versa?
How to pretend you are not considering throwing your hat in the ring.
http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/adamafriyie/2013/03/budget-2013-prepare-for-bitter-disappointment/
I still do not understand why the Houses of Parliament need so many bars, or even why they need any bars at all.
How many other places of work have so many bars, never mind such heavily subsidised bars.
Loads of places actually. If not in the place of work then near the place of work, many of which are the centre of community life.
Not any more they aren’t since the lovely cuddly Liebore “Government” closed many of them out of sheer spite.
The HOC does not NEED so many bars, just as the country does not NEED so many MP’s. It’s just an example of how the political class abuse their position.
Britain’s economic recovery is in sight and the pound has fallen far enough, says Governor Sir Mervyn King
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/9931349/Britains-economic-recovery-is-in-sight-and-the-pound-has-fallen-far-enough-says-Governor-Sir-Mervyn-King.html
We won’t be reporting this.
And after Britain’s free press is shackled, no-one else will be reporting it either.
If it falls much further he won’t be able to convert his pension fund into Swiss francs.
Joyce is a pleb.
Don’t compare me to that drunken violent leftie thug.
I have just discovered that if you accidentally put a piece of kitchen roll in the wash it stays intact and just gets smaller rather than a piece of tissue which disintegrates and sticks to everything.
That’s a very interesting. We propose pending £190million of Britain’s money to set up a research center in France, employing 300 people (non of them British) to confirm your important discovery.
Jolly good! We’ll all be able to write French letters then!
If you set up the research center in England would they become English letters by any chance?
Blah blah blah blah blah
Are you taking the piss?
DEon’t you mean the “pith”?
Aren’t you just into the PLANT life old Twiggy – did you have a good SNIFF of the PLANT? Did you COME close to the PLANT?
“this year’s”
Whats wrong with the Eric Joyce’s Recovery Fund ????
Guaranteed to be a thumping good investment & is fully supported
by Whiskey Industry…….
whisky in scootland, whiskey is for de oirish
I’m afraid to say too much in case punchy Eric comes to get me . No I’m not recall the violent drunk and lock him up!
The wee NED, you can take the drunken shit out of Scotland but not the drunkenness, hope he goes down this time for a long time, disgraceful jolly jump up! Wasn’t even a real officer, just an over promoted Private!
MP recall is yet another broken promise.
Time to do away with bars and restaurants in parliament – let parliamentarians use the external facilities that everyone else has to use – experience a little reality and help the taxpayer a little in these times of politically-created austerity.
“Time to do away with bars and restaurants
inand parliament”TIME TO PUT ALL MP’S – “BEHIND BARS”.
Make them work treadmills to generate electricity. Only pay them for what they generate.
Boom boom
Quick Quick….panic panic @ ZanuLieLabor HQ Ed Milliedrip The Minor has
lost his blank sheet of Paper……..
How can he perform as the PM in waiting if he does’s not have the rite
tools….?
A judge lead enquiry is being assembled to root out the cause of this
Fatcher inspired plot……
See #238 above. It has been sent across the Channel for “processing”.
This man has serious issues in relation to both drink and violence .
It would now seem he will be the next to enter prison thereby leading to yet another By Election with yes, you have guessed it ,the bill being passed to the taxpayer.
Premature deaths will occur so some By Elections are inevitable . However in this case why were the problems not flagged up beforehand ? What selection procedure was adopted to protect the citizen ?
As far as I can make out “none” .
Make him pay for the election costs. Jail those who selected him.
I must say ,having looked at the traditional Press, then Guidos report is by far the most comprehensive.
I would not like to meet this Mr Brown . He sounds a nasty bit of work . Best avoided I think .
Test out minimum alcohol pricing of £5 per unit on MPs first. Then stop there.
Perhaps we can lobby westminster magistrates to permanently close all bars in Palace of Westminster in view of the assaults committed.
Sadly we cannot do this .
When I complained about that Reckless character getting pissed during a vote,
Westminster Licensing said it was nothing to do with them .
When it comes to drinking, the Palace of Westminster is a law unto itself .
The Parliamentary Standards Commissioner should declare all drunken and violent and layabout and lazy MP’s to be unfit to remain as MP’s, confiscate their pensions and benefits and jail the party selectors who chose such filth to stand for election. Oh no, that could never happen – they’re his bosses!
Whenever one brawling fuckwit gets locked up it usual for one of his imbecilic mates to come get involved.
Yep, some people really think they are allowed to push coppers out of the way and then intevene to try and prevent an arrest. Its not just MPs who think this but the underclass as well.
They dont like it when they get banged up themselves…
It’s a shame I’m dead, I’d have been a great MP.
What a pair of wankers!
Lead report on Sky News including what his constituents advice is
for thumper Joyce………Naff Off PDQ……
Look forward to the by-election within next two months as the
member for Falkirk WILL be detained at Her Majesty’s Pleasure for
some considerable time…….A shining example of how our elected
Members of Parliament conduct themselves ……..
Of course the jumped up little squeaker has so far said Nowt……..what a
surprise….
at least one of the coppers involved was drunk, as well
Martin Brown might be a bruiser but at least he doesn’t discriminate oin sex when it comes to serving knuckle sandwiches!
Seeing as a women was knocked down perhaps Bra Brawlers rather than Bar Brawlers?
It is now being openly reported that young men are more likely to commit violent crime if thety have been in the Army .
Perhaps it is time then to abolish the Army and sell all its equipment to the Syrian Free Army .
Why was Eric in London last night – His constituency in Falkirk must be chuffed he travelled down for a party!
He will leave them even longer as he awaits trail – will see him taking a kip at the commons, or putting another property on expenses!
Guido, I trust that you know that Salmond is about to police not only the press but the Worldwide Web too. Just how he is going to achieve that I am not yet sure, but you can bet your bottom thistle (or whatever it is he is going to call his currency) that he will not care much for bloggers publishing nasty things about his compatriots, whatever their political colour. Although I am not privy to his thoughts, it is my guess that he is not one of your more enthusiastic fans.
Eric Joyce –
Assaulted TWO FEMALE teachers as a teenager ( one was pregnant)
Resigned from Army b4 he was sacked
Resigned as special advisor b4 he was sacked
Had a seedy disgusting “affair” with a seventeen yr old intern
Drink driver who refused the breathalyser
Assaulted several people in strangers bar
Criminal damage and police assault
Cut off his electronic tag
A further assault in a HoC karaoke bar
“Flipped” his houses
Most expensive MP in the country ( nearly £190k expenses)
Career champagne ( any any other subsidised drink) socialist politician who is more interested in DR Congo than his constituency of Falkirk
Scumbag Lawbreaker never mind lawmaker !!!!
Lock the arrogant tosser up !!!!!
Just how far down the way to being a chronic lush does a Member have to be to get banned from the Parliamentary watering holes?
Does any passing geek happen to know whether this has ever been done before and if so who was the previous traveller on the Road to Drunken Oblivion?
At least there’s one MP that fights, for our rights…….
….To PAAAAAAARTY
I sent Eric a twat this morning..the Kernt never got back to me. Is he busy or summat?
Oh…and 320th…
Has Martin Brown been let out of the box yet ?
Eric Joyce should be banned from Parliament. He should be stripped of his salary.The public subsidy of Bars in the Commons should cease immediately.
Good to see Eric has stayed true to his roots throughout the years. He was chippy and opinionated at Sandhurst. I always thought it odd that a self-proclaimed hard man would join the Education Corps …
Comes to something when even lager louts get representative in Parliament. Wonder if they’ll create a Ministry? Secretary for Late Nite Kebabs