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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
UKIP Official Policy Dept says:
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
DAVE IS A LEFTY TWAT
Seems some of the companies in private sector will not be able to roll over their debt in 2014. There could be the once bought out by private equity companies for high leaveage.
What should Cameron do? Let them go down or rescue them?
wanna see my ankle bracelet?
I don’t Understand the Cleggmeister.
Says he’s a friend and will keep in touch with the Huhne. Then says he won’t be writing or visiting him in prison.
So is he a friend and if he is why isn’t he actually keeping in touch?
Who is this Chris Huhne?
I agree with Nick. I’ve never heard of him either
Cleggie – your genuine equivocating squirmbag. Birds of a feather and all that.
Don’t lose any sleep over it – he’ll be saying something quite different by tomorrow
He won’t visit as he might be kept in himself.
Either that, or his missus won’t let him out to play.
Next Lib Dem communique will clarify: Not Friend, but ‘Frenemy’.
Talking of prison sentences, why no mention of Becky Br00ks and her court visits this week….
Nick goes to nick. I cannot wait.
Do not pass Go and do not collect one iPad.
PS. Nick, nick has a certain appeal. I might use that one.
Where are your “Politican Friends” when you need them most?
I’m free for any photo op.
Isn’t Sadiq Khan on prison visiting duty this week?
He should do porridge as well.
Nick who?
i have sent him a V O
I’ve sent him vd
Fair response, shows decency, compassion and honesty.
What with him having friends like Huhne, who’d vote for Nick ?
Me!
Me too!
Wiv friends like ol’ nick, who needs enemies?
Of course Clegg will deny any recollection that one of his colleagues is in nick for being a naughty boy.. “it was .. mmm er a few days ago, nope who? what?.. nah never heard of Chris Huhne”.. a week later… “Oh THAT CHRIS HUHNE!.. yeah him, oh isn’t he a naughty boy, just as well i fired him before this all blew up”
Will Cleggy when next on the radio please ask Gordon (wherever he is) if I can have my GOLD back that he almost gave away ?
Ehhhh– what did that bastard ever do for me that I should be so kind? I can’t remember anything!
His rival in prison.
Cameron weaker every day.
Ed Miliband a weirdo who won’t win majority.
Clegg’s won the lottery.
The down side is, of course, Miriam.
It will be beneficial to Nick (nick!! geddit??!!) to hold the next LibDem conference in the Scrubs, as half the country’s journalists wil be there by that time. Including (please please please) Piers!!
he’ll also be able to get fresh intsructions from Rennard.
How does Guido square his fervent catholicism with the fact that new Pope Beergoggles colluded with the Galtieri dictatorship that Mrs Thatcher fought? It’s on record that Pope Buggery assisted the Argentine Navy in kidnapping and torturing two Jesuit priests and also hid the dictatorship’s political prisoners from a visiting human rights delegation.
it’s all kosher
Repentance and penance. That can forgive most people, it has to be genuine though: I recommend a particularly harsh treatment below the central offices in Rome from men who spend all day working out. Has even worked for murderers…
Where is the record it’s on? References, please. Firstly the English nation are eternally damned because they are a protestant Nation. Second, Guido isn’t just a fervent Catholic, he’s a fervent Irish Catholic, so any enemy of England is a friend.
And what this got to do with anything.
Come, my children. Over my face, preferably.
oy vey! Free the Golders Green Nonces!
+666
and you and you and
“I’ll try to be open with you”
That says everything you need to know about Nick Clegg.
Chris Huhne? Never heard of him.
Chris Huhne Iv’e never heard of him either. Boaz.
We think world poverty is a tragedy. Just don’t ask us to contribute any of the billions we have in our bank.
Hornpipe?
Gay Gordons?
Apparently Huhne’s cell mate is this big.
Of course it is absurd. Everyone should have a nanny, like Nick and Miriam do. Although, they don’t talk about it and like to pretend that they look after their own children.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2013711/Miriam-Clegg-Nick-kills-school-run.html
The weather’s fair.
All the religions are homes to perverts, nonces, crooks, liars, murderers and thieves. No wonder so many politicians are religious.
St Widdecombe of Kent says “we live among the poor”, but bring back the bling to the UK Catholic Church!
She’s doing all she can to alleviate poverty by putting in parliamentary expenses claims for having her lawn mowed by one of those poor people. You surely don’t expect her to pay for it out of taxed income, or get out there and do it herself?
At least the religion of piss is honest about its views, pedos are ok, it fine to murder gays and women are things that you own.
My name’s Pope Francis, but at weekends I strap on leather and stockings and call myself Sandy.
Meanwhile, in other news, the Vatican have claimed sovereignty over the Falklands.
Thank god for that, now they can pay the bills.
“I am his friend”
meaning (qv.)
Fuck him
Also see
“I am your MP”
meaning (qv.)
Fuck you
The chairman of a certain football club has sacked five managers over the years .
On every occasion he has referred to the outgoing manager as his “friend ” .
Does anymore need to be said ?
As they say,”A friend in need is…” a damned nuisance.
Keep your friends close, keep you enemies even closer. All MP’s pretend to be the public’s best friend … They lie and lie again and again.
“champion every single injustice on earth”. Poor turn of phrase, that, but championing injustice is what Lefty-ism is all about.
Me and my mates agree it would be nice to have a visit from Cleggie .
He looks a very nice boy
Hass Cleggie forgotten how to get to prison as well then?
I’m hearing voices in my head again.
Didn’t faker Tone say much the same thing?
Old Carina fixed up a first visit rather quickly – don’t happen like that in the real pleb world.