March 14th, 2013

Tom Watson: Your Sex Is on Fire


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    Tom Fatson says:


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    Breaking News says:

    Pork DNA found in Hel al chicken sausages. Result!

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    Sir William Wade says:

    Watson: “This beer tastes awful.”

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    Labour is off it's Ed says:

    What a gruesom trio. Is there ANY decent looking Labourites? Thought not!

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    There’s only one relief when he’s around and it ain’t comic.

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    mrsshitrit says:

    I was going to make a nice sausage tonight for dinner, but that has put me right off.

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    Google interracial gay oral and you get a cut down version of the above pic.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    I see it was a black tie do!
    Somebody should have told him.

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    Tom Twatson says:

    Just want to say sorry to the Mirror. The shit was only supposed to stick to Murdoch.

    I’ll have a word with our people in the BBC and make sure they are deafeningly quiet about it.

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    JH873984792384 says:

    I’m sure there is a perfectly innocent explanation for you knowing that.

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    Rudolf says:

    At least he won’t have to wear a red nose.

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    Swinging voter says:

    Put it away Tom … it’s not a red nose.

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    One Term Dave says:

    I will not allow people to spread leadership rumours behind my back!

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    Carrie OK? says:

    Try Jim’ll Fix It.

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    This site deletes posts says:

    Who gives a fuck?

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    I am not a charity for the stinking BBC. says:

    When is fat tub of lard going for a jog? He is so ugly he deserves a smack in the moosh. Jog on lardy arse!

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    Brown is a sad fuck says:

    Urrrgh. Minging!

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    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:


    The guy who probably saved the world’s economy releases more climategate emails.

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    hold them to ac says:

    A lady doesn’t wander all over the room and blow on some other guy’s mike. But it’s a safe labour event so anything goes.

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    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    I do hope you’ve been sock-puppeted.

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    He’ll have an actual red nose soon enough, if he keeps knocking back enough of those longneckers like the one he’s holding…

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    Brown is a sad fuck says:

    The BBC is not getting a bean from me. Time wasting, scrounging arsewipes.

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    Tom Fatson says:

    Oi !!!!!

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    “You can donate to his Comic Relief page here…”
    How much would it cost to send a pound of dog shit through the post ?

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    Ah! Monika says:

    It’s 2013 FFS. What did they expect? Chicken?

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    Ed Moribund says:

    Ed Balls has promised to give me a big contribution for ‘Red Ed Knowse Best’ day.”

    He says he’s looking forward to making my ‘red “Ed” nose’ a spectacular shade of Commie Red, he says. Wonder how he’s going to do it?

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    Ed Moribund says:

    Sunny Jim fixed it for me to be Prime Minister by setting a precedent that no matter how shit labour is , we can always be shitter.

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    Ed Moribund says:

    They’ve been attacking Dave all day for not kissing leveson’s arse.
    Good old BBc. Its the lead story.

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    Anonymous says:

    He is in strict training for the Westminster Sumo Challenge with Yokozuna Pickles.

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    As of 1747 he’s at 380 pounds, eighty to the good of his target of 300 pounds.
    Somehow, I wonder where the three-hundred-pound figure came from– do each of the fundraisers have to raise their weight, as expressed in pounds as opposed to stone?

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    Anonymous says:

    Well you don’t have to look at Theresa May.

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    V1le, vicious Labour ruined my Country says:

    If he gives up paying for his rentboys and takeaways for a week and gives that to charity it should be a tidy sum.

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    Anonymous says:

    Not all of them. BBC Worldwide have sold the Strictly format to 43 countries – thereby undermining decades of work by the British Council,

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    Anonymous says:

    Which is why he keeps Bollox as Shadow Chancellor – to remind the brothers and sisters that even if they think Ed is crap, it could be worse.

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    Anonymous says:

    Naughty. Watson may (does) have many faults, but he is the only MP who has done anything to push the enquiries into child abuse. Making accusations like that sits rather badly from a supporter of a party (it doesn’t matter who you support – they are all implicated) with multiple names on the abuser lists.

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    Anonymous says:

    Great idea. We could get Piggy Pickles to nominate the Treasury as his charity and pay off the national debt.

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    Anonymous says:

    Anyone think the gluttonous c*nt should hand over some of his lunch money first?

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    Anonymous says:

    It’s 2013 – they expected horse, of course.

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    This is brilliant, bloody brilliant.

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    Ed Moribund says:

    Pleath Tom.. Don’t take my lunch money again..I’ve got to give it to Ballsey, right after I’ve done his homework.

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    You can always blend the shit so it doesn’t smell as bad to some , by mixing in a few political prostitutes like the Lib dems
    Clegg’s obsession with power is becoming clearer as he realises that his stint as Camerons “Fag” will soom be over

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    From a recent letter from my MP to me in reply to my complaint about lack of BBC impartiality:

    Genuine impartiality is vital to the BBC maintaining its reputation. I believe that, in the vast majority of cases, it does achieve this. The BBC is aware that people are worried about this issue. In order to remedy this and allay these concerns, it has recently implemented annual reviews and staff seminars on the issue.

    Can you imagine being satisfied by such a statement? I am not.

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    It is my weird sense of humour AC1.

    If I could not laugh about it, I would cry in desperation.

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    Wyle Cop says:

    Four Mirror hacks had their collars felt today; not a peep from Thug Watson or Miss Bryant.

    Odd, that…

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    The BBC are cunts says:


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    Nick Cloggs says:

    It wasn’t me.

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    Glyn H says:

    A chicken sausage? Yuck. And what the hell are local authorities doing serving halal meat. If cultists want cult food they should provide it themselves. This is England. We speak English and use English customs. If unacceptable – go elsewhere where cult practices are the norm.

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    Labourunionsbbc are one under the EU says:

    They’ve been attacking Dave since he won the Tory leadership election.

    Much of which has been on a class bases, becouse Libore have nothing to say on policy.

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    I have a negative 20 point net populerity rating

    How can I become Prime Minister?

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    Not anymore

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    Ed Balls is not worried about putting a Red Nose on Millie

    He is just waiting for the right moment to stab him in the back up to the hilt

    Empty Ed will not realse what has happened to him

    He will onky be able to shout s h o a h and anti s -ism you all know the rest

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    The BBC says:

    Sneer, sneer!

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    Tachybaptus says:

    Simple. Wait for your the existing incumbent’s popularity to fall below yours.

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    Bryant says:

    OOoooh, I say. What is that he’s holding?

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    And Dave has never stopped attacking real Tories since he became Prime Minister

    Does Downing Street drive all these people mad?

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    Geordieboy says:

    £2.70 1st class or £3.65 recorded delivery, why not make it 2 pounds of dog shit

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    Geordieboy says:

    Is your MP Labour?

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    Jason Bourne says:

    Do you know who I am ?

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    Dont worry

    We will lynch mob the Daily Morror hacks

    To cover up for the dozens of us going to j a I l

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    you must be 'avin a laugh says:

    am looking for link to guido faux comic relief page

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    Anonymous says:

    There is an exception to this rule. You could dunk the whole of YKIP in rosewater and it would still smell like shit and be as useful as a turd in a swimming pool.

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    NO to anonymous meat says:

    pig in Halal chicken sausage, you have to laugh really

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    NO to anonymous meat says:

    memorize the first 800 primes ?

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    That is the question you feel bound to ask.

    Let me surprise you. No! He is Conservative.

    Actually, you are not surprised at all are you?

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    Public Information Film says:

    Remember kids, people are dying everyday from death related diseases.

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    Maxim.: Parties don’t win elections, governments lose them.

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    for the sake of the blog says:

    Something sexual hopefully.

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    Jimmy says:

    I can’t believe Guido missed this. And in his own paper too.

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    CCHQ says:

    Thanks, we’ve been looking for advice of this quality for decades.

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    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    I know where I would like to shove the bottle he is holding.

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    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    What did you expect. Neither of them is true. Both are complete arsewipes.

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    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Channel 4 News, tory haters, selective news reporting. Snow, Newmah, Guru- Murthy, what shysters you are! Totally biased, totally disgusting.

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    Casual Observer says:

    Caught that elsewhere.

    To be fair Brown deserves an apology for that.

    Before he is burned alive for the stuff he did bad to the vast majority and is likely never to apologize for. Pension theft on a national scale is one such misdeed.

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    Anonymous says:

    Has he apologised for the gold debacle yet? Thought not.

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    Mickey Handlycock says:

    I’d put my pork sausage meat in anything

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    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Would Brown apologise if the boot was on the other foot? NO!

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    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Jack Straw – LIAR.

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    Jimmy says:

    My my when you people get yourselves a talking point you do like to beat it to death don’t you?

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    Harroda says:

    At 2013 there are 27 minutes to the opening time of 8.30pm

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    Should have gone to .... says:


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    Gordon McMoron says:

    Yeah, £7 BILLION is such a trifle isn’t Jimmy? Never mind, it was only public money, innit?

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    Jimmy says:

    Conservatism means never having to say you’re sorry.

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    No you haven’t!

    But I will accept that as yet another political inexactitude.

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    robbed of his pension says:

    I’d like to beat that cuпt to near death and leave him with multiple injuries.

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    Fishy says:

    Another load of st1t that Labour left Cameron to clear up.

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    CCHQ says:

    Yes you’re right, we were just being sarcastic.

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    Agree completely, much as I detest the man.

    Run the guy into the ground for his political decisions but leave the kids out of it.

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    Casual Observer says:

    Come now Jimmy.

    The boot is on the other foot. IDNND has a point which should be proved wrong.

    You could lead the way, but we really need it from the horses mouth, so to speak.

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    Anonymous says:

    The twat DID say sorry to Mrs Duffy to be fair. Hahahahahahahaha

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    Casual Observer says:

    You have hit upon the one reason I feel sorry that he lost sight in one eye when he was younger. It’s like a theft from justice.

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    HackneyKFC says:

    You’d get a DNA match with that.

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    HackneyKFC says:

    Rik Mayall has let himself go

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    The Indian Ocean Water Board says:

    And what prompted this comment?

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    Me too ” We eat Pork with everything in this country And if you don’t like it you can Fuck Off !

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    Vince Cable says:

    I can’t remember meeting a goat

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    I was told by SOCO that you cannot get DNA off human shit

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    Vince Cable says:

    I don’t even remember who I am

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    Vince Cable says:

    I can’t even remember the first

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    Dr. Jethro-Holmes says:

    Alimentary, my dear Watson.

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    Jimmy says:

    Are you losing your sight too?

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    Cardinal Beergoggles says:

    Then he will need god euro job like mine, arf.

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    Casual Observer says:

    This Piers Moron interview in GQ was quite good though:

    Clegg the cactus burner, a very prickly character.

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    Cardinal Beergoggles says:

    fat get

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    Jimmy says:

    Not in the least. If the right can’t win in Austria they may as well give up.

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    Dr. Jethro-Holmes says:

    CCHQ 7:41pm – I think you mean Ironic: sarcasm (lit. ‘tearing of the flesh’) is rather more vitriolic than merely making a statement where the opposite is intended to be understood.

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    Bottom feeders of the charity fraud says:

    Funnily enough donating to children in need means that most of the money goes to rich adults who then mince around paying themselves big salaries and employing their friends and family to do paperclip shuffling and attending meetings giving each other ego hand jobs telling each other how caring and wonderful they all are. And all of them are from the progressive left, funny old world innit?

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    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    Why would we do something that made Britain the greatest power on earth when we could try something that’s killed 200 Million people?

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    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    Perhaps Straw said something?

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    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    You can’t apologise to those 200 Million Marxism has murdered.

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    CCHQ says:

    OK, whatever.

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    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    He thinks we should give his “murder 200 Million” economic idea another go as well.

    He’s none too bright is Jimmy.

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    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    A Mersenne Cat.

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    NO to anonymous meat says:

    Rather than bailing out the fuckwit bankers could the government consider taking that money back and directly investing it into an industrial project utilizing and developing new technology ?
    I have suggest an envelope for this could be a space program utilizing the technology to make miniature machines and connected the 3D printing of biological organs. In this manner we could establish modern industries as opposed to fuckwit financial services.

    Thanks in advance

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    Casual Observer says:


    And I have not fucked the country over either.

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    Casual Observer says:

    Wasn’t much of an apology.

    There was more hot air about broadcasters transmitting ‘private’ conversations.

    Misses the point that he should not be saying such things about the electorate in the first place.

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    Anonymous says:

    If that urban legend was true Jimmy, you would have gone blind before you left your teens ffs

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    Meanwhile says:

    God this man is a complete wanker, just shows what happens when evolution goes wrong.

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    The Tap says:

    17, not 27! Educated during the laybor years no doubt?

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    NO to anonymous meat says:

    I do think there is something in thinking of insects rather than BMW. small, intelligent spaceships could probably be initially launched into space by little party balloons saving loads of fuel. If we approach it this way, making loads of intelligent little things that come come together to make a bigger machine and mine and recreate themselves on an asteroid or mini-planet I think we would be really making progress and the development would led to new discoveries. AS opposed to no fucking plan at all.

    thanks in advance

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    Jimmy says:

    The point is, of course, take the sodding mic off.

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    shooty* says:

    Fat cretin.

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    Casual Observer says:

    Leaving the mike on is good.

    Shows people what the left are really about, as if the 200+ million they have killed over the past 100 or so years was not enough.

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    Mersenne but never forgotten.

    (I am only saying this because no one has ever said it – at least on the interwebs – before.)

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    Can’t get the staff, can you? :-P

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    Anonymous says:

    It was sitting opposite you in cabinet, behind a nameplate saying ‘Gobby Gove’.

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    Fishy says:

    As our freedoms slowly sail off into a red sunset, this might be worth a read.

    The secretive sinister elitist Hacked Off crew (who have used the ‘victims’ for their own purposes), Miliband and Clegg have to be stopped.

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    Ah! Jimmy. You can still make me chuckle!

    Is this what Hegel meant by concrete universal because it was not what I was expecting (and probably not you either.)

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    Anonymous says:

    Couldn’t agree more. I have made a point of naming Guido’s family on other blogs and newspaper comment sections every time he attacks (or allows attacks) on other families. Strangely he seems to be a complete hypocrite on this topic as he gets very very uppity.

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    Nick Cloggs says:

    Have we met?

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    Now I know Guido hates us.

    Fancy leaving that grotesque image up for a complete night. It is enough to put anyone, male or female off sex for some considerable time.

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    Anonymous says:

    200 million? The casualty count of the trampled last time Piggy Pickles spotted an eat all you can buffet?

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    Jimmy says:

    It’s exhausting I don’t mind telling you.

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    Tat says:

    I think cock puppet is the relevant term when it comes Sc.

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    Jimmy says:

    An illogical response, as his family have done nothing to deserve it. Indeed one could argue they have suffered enough.

    Oddly enough, I did once see Mrs. F’s real name tweeted followed by an angry response from an account at CCHQ. Quelle surprise.

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    Jimmy says:

    Your conversational skills?

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    Anonymous says:

    It must be exhausting being totally wrong about EVERYTHING!

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    Cardinal Beergoggles says:

    so true, my son

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    I’m not putting mine into a bag for anyone but especially not for you.

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    Big fucking deal says:

    Everyone look at me.
    I raise money for charidee

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    Anonymous says:

    ‘Ah! Jimmy. You can still make me chuckle!’

    I’d seek help if I were you!

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    Woodward and Bernstein says:

    Excellent article.

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    Oh, do behave!

    I am way beyond any help that anyone could offer.

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    Jimmy says:

    “I’d seek help if I were you!”

    And yet be in far less need of it.

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    I wiv u mr tittymong says:

    Hahaha, says the sex starved old perv.

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    Crackhead watch says:

    Than who Jimmy? Please try and be focused ffs.

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    Chris Huhne says:

    My arse is on fire.

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    Crackhead watch says:

    go and change your incontinence oants grandad

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    Jimmy says:


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    I hope you grow up to be what you may now regard as old but, when you get there, you may not think is much different.

    To grow old disgustingly is quite a noble aim.

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    Chucky says:

    Chucky’s on tonight’s Question Time! That should provide some laughs. It’s so transparent that he genuinely sees himself as a future PM. Talk about believing your own hype.

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    Pope Beergooglio says:

    Sex is a sin. Except when it involves buggering kids.

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    I don’t have now, nor have I ever had, oants.

    I am prepared to make such statement under oath.

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    Anonymous says:

    Stop blowing smoke up Jimmy’s arse you ridiculous old git.

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    Leo Britain, Derek Lawd, Peter Lilo, Gravel Jammer, Gerald Cuffman, George Robberson says:

    We’re turning Catholic! We like the church’s stance on altar boys.

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    Anonymous says:

    Whom? I ask the questions around here, do as you’re fucking told.

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    Economic recovery is in sight, says Governor Sir Mervyn King Telegraph

    What has he spotted that no one else in the world has?

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    I place bacon and beer on the koran says:

    Ha ha! Traces of pork found in halal meat served in primary schools. Serves the muzees right.

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    vertical thinker says:






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    Crackhead watch says:

    Oh I forgot, you like to smell of dried up piss don’t you grandad?

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    Gordon Brown says:

    My nokia’s on fire. That’s what happens when you throw it up to 200 times a day.

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    Mark Oaten says:

    I’m starting a smear campaign.

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    Duchess "katho" Kamilla says:

    my first husband was the uncle of my second husband’s first wife!

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    How is the haruspex coming along?

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    Mong Watch says:

    Owen proving he does not have a clue about economics:

    Now, the arse-breath of the people was making good points. The majority of innovation and inventions do come from public funded projects.

    The US space program is a major example, the internet evolving out of CERN is another.

    Where he fails, and what he is not pointing out, is that wasting public money on benefits is one of the reasons why the UK cannot trumpet such achievements.

    However, he is missing in his above ‘analysis’ that there is a symbiosis between public and private sectors in an economy whereby, public money invested into speculative projects and research should yield fruits which the private sector can then commercialize, thus providing back to the public. The cycle is complete when the tax raised on earlier fruits is re-invested to create new capital.

    To prove the mong factor of Jones, with Osborne’s slashing of PSNI to bring deficit down, this investment was attacked which has caused a long term problem.

    In Jones’ world though, he is only worried about ‘poor’ unproductive types getting their benefit checks and unproductive public sector pay, which he does not want to bring attention to, that being a large part of the 75% of deficit which has so far proved stubborn to reduce.

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    I love this

    Chess players would call this the Major-Prescott defence

    Do you (or micro Guido) do it on duty as well Guido?

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    Casual Observer says:

    Dave and Gideon’s last ditch attempt to create a mini boom and save the 2015 election ?

    Or, a hallucination caused by accidentally consuming an acid tab.

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    Ha ha ha says:

    And in the Kosha lot as well

    The suppliers have to fair and balanced as Fox would say

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    Anonymous says:

    Cat; this is a different anonymous! I respect your views and we have had previous exchanges with me using a handle Guido banned. I cannot,however, agree that my response is illogical. I have no other weapon and, when no other option exists one must rely on what is to hand.

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    Busted says:

    So Jimmy is Mrs Duffy a bigot or did she raise relevant concerns? When you find out, let McMentsl know won’t you?

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    Point of Information says:

    This is the stuff that Jihad is made of.

    Now, beef turning up in the H!ndu’s food will be the capstone.

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    I see the Sun has stopped the page 3 totty

    But replaced it on the front page with this

    Have a good evening

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    Anonymous says:

    I think that makes Baron Brittan positively aristocratic.

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    Anonymous says:

    You missed Peter Bumley.

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    We could start WW III quite easily by mixing the meat of muslims, j e w s and h i n du s…

    Why dont they eat normally like we do?

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    Red sails says:

    Blank piece of paper theory, I learned that from Ed M

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    Maybe a typo?

    He had dictated recovery is slight?

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    This is what he has spotted

    As Alan Greenspan used to say

    Deficits do not matter (sic)

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    Anonymous says:

    There are other dangers. In the early 90s a manager at TSB was dismissed for this offence (to be fair he did use the top of the photocopier as a sex aid). His appeal to an employment tribunal hit the Sun under the heading ‘My Bonk Manager’.

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    Point of Information says:

    Because the left would prefer a segregated multi-culti society.

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    Bill Clinton says:

    There is a certain elegance to the argument.

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    כריס says:

    Luciana Berger future Labour leader.

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    Vince Cable says:

    I don’t recall starting anything

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    I wuv u mr tittymong says:

    Just keep taking the meds grandad.

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    Dave Spart MP says:

    She’s going to be the next president of Unite?

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    I am an unashamed breast man. Bums do not do the same thing for me. The triangle created by a face and a nice pair of firm breasts is for me one of the pleasures of having been alive. Especially if you are gazing down upon the ensemble. If that gives anyone problems, then tough. I have never had any complaints about my aesthetic judgement in this area but have been careful not to cause offence.

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    Little PC Hand-wringing Gobshite Hypocrites says:

    I’ve noticed he is very trigger happy to block anyone who points out what a thicko he looks or contest one of his points.

    As they say round my end; Needs a good slap that lad does.

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    I wuv u mr tittymong says:

    What goes around comes around, dickhead.

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    EdButLookBalls says:

    Hacked Off = Fucked Off = HaHaHaHaHaHaYouCelebrityWankersIncludingYouToenails

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    Inspector Cluedo says:

    Reading this thread makes me think …

    Shrodingers cat = can’t remember my moniker = Jimmy

    I always new the first part of the equation but only now the last.

    Is anybody Qeulle surprised at the sadness of some?

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    Casual Observer says:

    You may be right. T’Graph has been getting quite sloppy lately, likely a result of cutbacks in the middle-editor levels.

    This is a bit more realistic:

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    albacore says:

    Perhaps playing Battleships in his bath
    And plotting the surest torpedo path
    To sink a recovery like a stone?
    Has he got the nous to leave it alone?

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    You are a different Anonymous but you are defending the point of the earlier Anonymous who names Guido’s family? If so, I am well confused…

    Jimmy and I disagree on political philosophy completely. We accept that but can go beyond it to agree on points of human decency. Not so controversial.

    Your only weapon might be a nuclear device. Does that mean you have to use it?

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    Pope Francisco says:

    It was Colonel Mustard in the library with the lead piping

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    Reuters have published some excellent stuff recently and this is good. I have not had a chance to follow all the links and there were a couple of queries that struck me as I read it but I can immediately agree with 80-90%.

    The article which you posted earlier (think it was in the Telegraph), with the NIESR profile of recession and recovery for every downturn since the 1920s was excellent and I saved it for future reference and may use it in a forthcoming presentation. Frightening!

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    A Citizen says:

    I am going to bed now. I shall sleep soundly knowing that we have a fine and democratic government, a powerful navy protecting these shores and plenty of money in the bank.

    Nighty night.

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    I would add that although not a fan of Keynes, his concept of an economic cycle would not, for example, have included Japan’s recent two-decade long phase of deflation IMO.

    And this I liked too in the first link: You can’t predict a recession in real time…

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    Fatbot's Fanny Medical says:

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    Anonymous says:

    You might actually need a doctor after that.

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    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    Hope every man enjoyed their steak today….

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    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    Only outdone by your ability to learn from history.

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    Crackhead watch says:

    When did you stop beating your meat?

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    Chucky has a permanent smug look on his face says:

    Roll up roll up! Question Time underway. Mad Frankie Maude and Upchuck.

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    Casual Observer says:

    It is quite worrying.

    Usually deficits do not matter as they can be considered marginal risks. This is fine provided you are managing your margins. Oops.

    The key point in the Reuters article is about interest rates. And the rates it means are not the Bo.E rates, but the gilt rates.

    Keeping the deficit high in the face of the downgrade and somewhat obvious structural weaknesses in the UK economy is likely to prove fatal.

    There are several major trends converging at present, which give me the idea that the UK could be in Greece territory before the end of the year.

    That outcome is guaranteed either way:

    i) If the currency is devalued through further QE to manage gilt risk, big price inflation will occur particularly in imported food, which will cause unrest. (This is why UK ability to manage interest rate risk is compromised)

    ii) If government radically reduces its costs, and reduces the deficit, the laid off workers will cause unrest.

    Doing a mix of the above may end up with more unrest than one or the other, but the first appears to be the option in the frame.

    Meanwhile, the pension elephant in the background is getting restless. The unfunded liabilities there are not going away (dying…), and the funding gap is growing.

    My gut is telling me that despite all this talk of what the UK owes, the UK is being screwed by some who owe it which is part of the problem right now. Would be good to find out how much of this debt is owed by European countries.

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    Anonymous says:

    boys are for bums baby

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    MB. says:

    Interesting idea on Islay, the High School had difficulty in recruiting cleaners so they are using eight pupils who each do three hours a week and get the standard rate of pay. They get some money and work experience for that and school gets cleaners.

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    JH873984792384 says:

    Jeeesus f*cking begorra. I know he’s your legendary hero 4 eva and all that Jimmy, but – please – at least print a bold warning before linking to uncensored pictures of that mentalist.

    Look at that face. That is a contorted mask of dogma, controlled by a complete wreck of a mind.

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    Biased Broadcasting Cuttingroom says:

    Best not to watch the BBC’s party political broadcast on behalf of the Labour Party.

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    Chucky has a permanent smug look on his face says:

    Theo Paphitis talking sense on Question Time.

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    Anonymous says:

    Jimmy will be pissed and crashed out in his stink pit by now.

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    Self Help says:

    What’s wrong with telling the Kiddywinks to clean up the classroom before they leave? We had to Skirmish the playground and corridors before we could leave.

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    new knew

    Observation is not your strong card either, is it?

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    HappyUK says:

    I admire the simple unpretentiousness of this fat bloke who enjoys a good old drink and sing-song with the best of them.

    Seriously, the deafening silence (along with Cameron’s visible discomfort) since his Commons question last October speaks volumes about the state this country is in, which is this: paedophile networking on an industrial scale, local government bribery, Home Office cover-ups, and international child trafficking.

    The cowardly MSM need to stop harping on about already dead perpetrators, Cyril Smith, Anthony Blunt and Jimmy Savile, and put the spotlight on the existing, covered-up vicious Establishment paedophile ring that continues to go unpunished. They’re all on the Elm House list.

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    Binyamin Netanyahu says:

    Night, night!

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    Another Anonymous says:

    Piss off.

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    One Term Dave says:

    I feel that my mission to piss off every single section of the electorate has been fully accomplished. However if anyone feels that he or she has been overlooked, just let me know.

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    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    >The majority of innovation and inventions do come from public funded projects.

    VERY wrong. and not even strictly relevant. The research comes at a price and the extortion funded sector tends to make it come earlier but at an uneconomic price.

    The Moon program cost the U.S. 1/2 a years entire GDP. Imagine what else could’ve been improved via efficient demand orientated mechanisms in the private sector.

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    Chucky has a permanent smug look on his face says:

    Here we go, a question on the economy. Chucky will no doubt have pearls of wisdom.

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    CarryHole is a silly Hunt says:

    “This last bend in the mirror will finally make you slimmer” Sir Mervyn said to the Emperor.

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    lateral thinker says:

    All politicians (and including some political bloggers) are slaves to the shekel!

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    The Paradox of Thrift/Paradox of Savings arguments are all coming out of the woodwork again as well. It is like being back in the late 70s.

    I have been saying for some years now that money cannot be forever priced at nothing without some other detrimental effect occurring. This is why I was talking about the probable ultimate need for default a week or so ago (Forget the QE nonsense BTW.)

    Otherwise what are we going to see? GBP falling under parity with both USD and EUR, maybe by next year?

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    Albert Einstein says:

    What is your IQ…fuckwit!

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    JH389893242139 says:

    A very small proportion of public spending goes on projects that could be called ‘innovative’.

    The rest goes on handouts to people whose entire working lives revolve around doing absolutely nothing in a better, more efficient way. That might involve them having to work harder, or smarter, or both. Can’t have that or you’ll hear from my Union rep.

    The idea that we should give money hand over fist to welfarites – be they on the dole or the public sector blue-sky-thinking middle manager variety – because one of them might suddenly invent something like Teflon is ludicrous.

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    Smash the BBC/EU conspiracy says:

    NN presenting the semi-intelligible Giscard d’Estaing to say it would be bad for UK to leave the EU. What a totally pointless propaganda exercise.

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    The Clap says:

    When did they stop calling VD clinics VD clinics and why?

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    JH389893242139 says:

    Diane, ‘you’ and ‘sexual health’ are not concepts that are easily juxtaposed

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    Spend spend spend

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    Funny that Newsnight ignored the arrest of a load of Mirror hacks today

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    Anonymous says:

    Eric Joyce arrested after fight in bar at Parliament according to Beeb – Deja Vu feeling eh?

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    Breaking News says:

    Eric Joyce arrested pissed up in the HoC bar.

    Plod involved

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    Taffy says:

    WTF is a pure water window cleaning business FFS!!!!

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    Mong Watch says:

    US Public Sector investment has been the main driver behind research, and initial development since the end of WWII.

    The private sector has rightly benefited from this.

    Another aspect Jones does not want to touch on is that the largest publicly funded body which stimulates innovation globally is the US DoD. The contractor firms used may be private, but the funding source is ultimately public.

    Private competition leads towards mono cultures of products and ideas, and developments which are ethically questionable: Monsant0’s GM seeds are a good example, as are some of the poorly tested yet expensive drugs which are dumped on the market.

    This former aspect is fine as the private sector should be about commercialization. Bringing the fruits of publicly funded research and development to the masses is a skill distinct from research and development itself.

    If the space program had been left to the private sector, like with recent attempts to commercialize trips to space, it would not have happened. Likewise, all of the important fringe technology which was developed, such as LCD tech etc., would also not have happened. You would likely be staring at a CRT screen right now, and the digital watch revolution still yet to happen.

    Public investment if done right does yield good returns, and provides the seedbed for healthy private sector exploitation. This is tricky to see in the UK as most UK R&D is commercially exploited abroad.

    Public investment done wrong leads to ‘bedroom tax’.

    The majority of innovation and invention does source from the publicly funded projects, at least it has done since the conclusion of WWI.

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    Mizz Fatbot says:

    See I told you. Cheap booze encourages drunken crime and is also a burden on the NHS. Scrap the MPs’ subsidized bars.

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    Anonymous says:

    So more than dozen police officers called and bundled off in van still fighting…..

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    Mong Watch says:

    US Public Sector investment has been the main dr!ver behind research, and initial development since the end of WWII.

    The private sector has rightly benefited from this.

    Another aspect Jones does not want to touch on is that the largest publicly funded body which stimulates innovation globally is the US DoD. The contractor firms used may be private, but the funding source is ultimately public.

    Private competition leads towards mono cultures of products and ideas, and developments which are ethically questionable: Monsant0′s GM seeds are a good example, as are some of the poorly tested yet expensive drugs which are dumped on the market.

    This former aspect is fine as the private sector should be about commercialization. Bringing the fruits of publicly funded research and development to the masses is a skill distinct from research and development itself.

    If the space program had been left to the private sector, like with recent attempts to commercialize trips to space, it would not have happened. Likewise, all of the important fringe technology which was developed, such as LCD tech etc., would also not have happened. You would likely be staring at a CRT screen right now, and the digital watch revolution still yet to happen.

    Public investment if done right does yield good returns, and provides the seedbed for healthy private sector exploitation. This is tricky to see in the UK as most UK R&D is commercially exploited abroad.

    Public investment done wrong leads to ‘bedroom tax’, and the extortion you allude to which is a feature of the UK.

    The majority of innovation and invention does source from the publicly funded projects, at least it has done since the conclusion of WWI.

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    Chuka's greasy Pole says:

    It works very well. Pure/demin water is used to wash the windows and is applied from a pole with the window cleaner stood on terra firma. Takes less than 5 mins to do a whole house and no smears left.

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    Anonymous says:

    he was at a funeral.
    he looks sob.swish.

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    Twat odour says:

    Fish. I bet it smells of fish.

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    Chucky has a permanent smug look on his face says:

    Second time Joyce has been arrested. He should be made to resign his seat.

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    Anonymous says:

    interestingly lobar are globalists too.

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    Oh Joy ce says:

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    He will fight, fight and fight again…

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    Anonymous says:

    it s medicine.

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    B00ze Mod Bot wotch says:

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    Bring on the Violins says:

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    Realism is in short supply says:

    The bbc did however say that Coulson, ex adviser to Cameron, had been arrested and would be in court – funny that.

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    Stop the Press says:

    Guido. You best get H@rry out of his pit and get him to set up a Stop the Press Eric Joyce thread.

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    anonymous says:

    Reverse osmosis/de-ionised water

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    Time for this cunt to go says:

    I’ve emailed Eric Joyce telling him he should just resign his seat as he’s now been arrested twice for drunken violent behaviour. Email him at

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    Jane Merrick: I can’t cook but I can sew and make flowers grow.

    Political Editor of Sunday Indie. Boil in a bag.

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    I'm in the wrong non-job says:

    240 quid an hour, you say?

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    Time for this cunt to go says:

    Last time Joyce yelled “There’s too many fucking Tories here”. What did he yell this time?

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    I'm in the wrong non-job says:

    You’re a fount of useless information, E

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    Fingers Crossed says:

    I hope he lamped some LibDems before the coppers got him.

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    E says:

    Thx , babe .

    E x .

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    Cunty Chucky says:

    Christ, I truly fucking hate Chucky. What an utterly self-satisfied twat.

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    Mong Watch says:

    Yes / No.

    You are right on the model which has singularly failed in the UK. But that model was flawed from the outset. The union problem you mention had killed more private industries previously in the UK than public.

    That problem in the US is masked, but just as evident. A big reason US automotive could not compete with Japan3se was a result of that issue. Detro!t shows you where this ends.

    In the UK too much public money is wasted on people who are economically unproductive. Some is spent on good areas of research in Universities and Hospitals, however there is no real follow through mechanism for capitalizing on that output in the UK. Hence the real benefit is lost to the country.

    If I am a researcher at a center in Britain and do my thesis on cool effect X, which I know can be used in new product Y, other than there being no incentive to think at all about Y, even if I do there is no mechanism set up to allow me to continue to found a company and produce Y.

    In the US, the model is very different, allowing X to lead to Y, and then to the people.

    The PSNI I mentioned above being reduced – even though that has broadly led to roads not being maintained properly – kind of defeats even having this argument though, and has done deep damage to the economy looking ahead.

    That balance does need to be adjusted, however rewards may not be evident for a generation or so.

    The generation who have been educated under Labour recently are now broadly useless, which is one immediate problem. Another is that it will take a while for research funding to be directed away from politically motivated waste of time exercises like climate research, towards more useful areas.

    The odd culture in UK research institutions that perceives that the commercial realization of research is somehow bad and not part of the process will take time to correct, as will the false myth that practical is less important than theoretical in both research and development of skills.

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    Lock the cυnt up says:

    He’s at it AGAIN!

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    albacore says:

    Our new immigrant pals have nowt to bitch about
    With your strenuous efforts not to keep them out
    Or deport the ones blotting their copy books
    Fair dos, though – elsewhere what you’ve done really sucks

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    Lock the cυnt up says:

    He’s at it once AGAIN!

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    Am I the only one? says:

    I don’t particularly want the press regulated on account of the sensitivities of a couple who left their children alone in their holiday apartment.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Watson is being vilified by his own (Labour) and the Tory Libs – because he called the shot on the still living utter bastard Murdoch and his omerta blackmail that the msm are a part of.

    He is not a rentboy user – but the 3 parties are desperate to smear him when they 3 are the guilty.

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    C U Jimmy says:

    But “Drunk Scotch man arrested in bar brawl” is hardly unusual is it?

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    Joe says:

    My I add Mehdi Hassan to the list, the twat is in full retard mode on Brillo’s ‘this week’ atm.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    The msm are working in cahoots with all 3 parties and in cahoots with the judicials and in cahoots with the likes of Murdoch to further “lie, dupe and decieve” to the public about the truth and actualitae of FACTS.

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    liberal engineering says:

    He should have chosen ‘I predict a riot’, especially if Eric Joyce was in the room…

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    SC you are just a sad deluded old git a dirty old git at that who expresses it so openly as to make you a rather pathetic and very sad old git. You harp on about history of hundreds of years ago – yet no one is actually interested. People are generally interested in the past 100 years essentially. what happened 300 to 1200 years ago is fucking irrelevant to what is happening in the here and now you pratt. You write so much of so much which has no relevance in the here and now – your like the fucking US Pratt Kenn D’Oudney – another fucking wanchor who tries to decieve.

    Fuck off and do the decent thing you old bastard – no you didn’t have the benefit of the net as a younger man but to – chide, goad and generally smear younger men who have brought the foibles and lies of our fathers & elders (of supposed knowledge) to the forefront is one sure thing of the sins of their fathers. Go and swill with your friends but you haven’t helped with the new knowledge and evidence that has come into the ‘light’ – you are living your sad old life in total and utter DENIAL YOU SAD OLD BASTARD.

    And by the way – I can state whatever I like about fucking Murdoch – I have a court order stating as much – AND YOU DO NOT. I gave you the clue where the order is at many months ago – Do your own fucking research wanchor.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Murdoch and his henchmen have the dirt on you Davy boy – thats what murdoch does – entrap and blackmail.

    Oh did I mention that Murdoch is just a je*ish front.

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    Jimmy says:

    It did occur to me that the choice of photo was a fair indication of the sincerity of the apology.

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    ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ says:

    well at least we can rejoice about sharon the butcher and his permanent vegetative state.

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    Anonymous says:

    “The generation who have been educated under Labour recently are now broadly useless, …”

    Do you work for the CBI?

    They are not useless. They have just no opportunity or motivation. They were told clearly by the CBI that they were being replaced by imports and so were useless.

    What is useless, is to think that we can create a population that can fit the needs of a false economy, as opposed to creating an economy that fits the ability of the population. A vast group just need heavy physical work. But guess what, there is nothing available. The art of economy is to use all resources to their fullest extent. If the negative joint cost of benefits were factored in, many unskilled activities would be profitable.

    Once a person is in place in work, and it becomes repetitive they strive to break free. Some invent, some manage, but the rewards have to be available.

    Instead dishonesty, crime, and fictitious trading is the only way to a reward in the UK.

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    JH389893242139 says:

    It’s that attitude that has let the cultural Marxism hell bent on destroying our culture and identity get a foothold.

    It was relatively easy for them to do because our culture is so ubiquitous and is relaxed rather than the snippier, more aggressive tribalism common in lesser countries.

    The English have not spoken yet. There is nothing that cannot be undone.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    P.S. Did I mention that prick Neil Wallace on CH4 News banging on about Ofcom tonight; as if it was an honestly brought about organisation – only Murdoch had all the players elected to it entrapped in his pocket – into his ‘want’ and ‘WISH’ when Ofcom came into being … the evidence is out there AND I HAVE IT.

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    the bernard manning ribcage xylophone quartet says:

    23 stone and she’s proud of it. lose some weight you fat fuck.

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    JH389893242139 says:

    What, one of his face you mean.

    Yeah, you could be right. A cruel decision.

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    Freedom of Speech says:

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    You do love talking your impotence up SC – some weeks back you mentioned that “you” were in communication with some “ex-Minister” (wow! aint you connnected) about some issues – yet you can’t / won’t name the Minister in question – Me suspects you have a vivid and wild imagination of ‘creating’ an aura around your falseness to give the impression of your universal greatness.

    You are a “Leg.end” in your own lunchtime of your own creation with your own sad friends down the road in your head.

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    EJ says:

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Who’s paying / been paying this SC character to spin it all up or is he a lone wolf in his own deluded lunchtime?

    N.B. Last night he responded to a funny that I put out – and replied about thankfully he recognised I had a sense of humour – but later he agreed with ‘another’ poster [timelocked] who said the funny was 10 years old and that HE KNEW about it being 10 years old …. no he didn’t he is just an arch deceiver. Nice try SC but you’re too old and failing.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Jimmy and SC rely upon each other to exist. To prolong their busted ideologies and utter stupidity – just like the left rely upon the right to keep up the division and chaos. That’s the scam.

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    JH389893242139 says:

    No, they are pretty useless. They think they are going to be ‘discovered’ and be famous and be on the telly like Nicki Minaj.

    There is no understanding that you need to start off with a pretty basic job and work your way up. You are right, many just need a basic labouring job to make progress – but they think they are too good for it. I used to regularly walk past the dole office in Peterborough, with the usual shambolic bunch stood outside smoking fags. On literally the other side of the road, minibuses were picking up young motivated people from Eastern Europe to go and pick veg in the fields ten miles away. Did no-one put 2 and 2 together?

    Alternatively, many think they are going to get a first job as a junior partner in a blue chip firm because they spent three years doing media studies at Spunkbridge Pollyversity. Whose arsehole idea was it that 50% of school leavers should to go to ‘Uni’? We may as well teach half the population to be bricklayers. At least there is a chance the skill might come in useful.

    Ironically this is good for my generation as we will have less competition nipping our heels, but they really are truly fucked. Once their generation have gone a full ten years without being able to engage in proper, promising work and get on a healthy housing ladder they may never bother. Neither will their kids.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    “of having been alive” – You’ve been dead from the neck up for quite some time you sad mos.sad lovingold git.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    I don’t read these to / fro’s between SC and CO much now they seem to be a big – you big me up and I’ll big you up round robin. They are both dupes into the world of Economy – that’s being economic with the truth and reality – in the Family of Bankers’ scam – USURY AND DUPLICITY ANYONE – I’LL SELL IT YOU TALK IT UP AND WE’LL SHARE THE PROCEEDS (OF CRIME) AROUND THE BACK?

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    Mong Watch says:

    You have identified the other end of the problem. That is lack of motivation and opportunity, and rewarding failure / criminal action.

    However, that is not an excuse for them, only part of an explanation.

    The importation of cheaper labour is a major problem which makes no sense. Especially when the outsourcing of jobs is considered.

    That combined with an eroded education system which was more focused on imparting political ideology and inflated expectations rather than hard skills is the fatal blow. Especially when that indoctrination has in the main been pushed on people into their early 20s.

    It is not useless to think that a skilled population can be created and an economy to fit. Where the jobs have been outsourced to for example, those countries would have perhaps considered the skills their population were being given useless before hand. Until the jobs arrived, and in any case people figured that they could use those skills productively which is how economies work in any case.

    I disagree that people strive to break free once in repetitive work. If that was truly the case then we would not be saddled with so much public sector dross.

    Until the younger generation wake up and realize that if things continue on this path for much longer they are not going to achieve the same standard of living that their parents did, they will remain screwed, and the UK as a nation continue to decline.

    Most who were born 1986-1994 are done for this lifetime, doubly so if they bought a house. They will not have a pension if they survive to retirement age.

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    Fish from Marillion says:


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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Greenspan has been an Rsole j*w wanchor front for all of his life.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    + 5,999,999

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    JH3284923849238 says:

    I knew that Dasani would come in useful one day.

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    JH3284923849238 says:

    Well, he was in Brixton, and…

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    80% of all politicians from all 3 major political parties can be ‘relied upon’ to never dare to question their puppet masters – especially when a mantra or two are put to them.

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    JH3284923849238 says:

    Jimmy has decreed this man is not to speak. He distracts the little people from the grinding long walk to the Socialist Golden Dawn.

    Hold your barcode to the screen for penal registration, citizen.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    Who’s been watching you SC – Mr wankfest pathetic old git.

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    Casual Observer says:

    If there is a by-election, not sure UKIP would get a look in.

    Following M!tchell, will be interesting to see how the police handle this. Resisting arrest is somewhat serious.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    He’s deluded SC – I think you might have some cognisance with that mindset.

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    Scot Watch says:

    Nay missy. The wee laddie has just had a dram too many.

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    JH3284923849238 says:

    Aw, Joyce is a notional leftie so he gets the ‘needs help’ mode. DO fuck off.

    He is a hopeless, aggressive drunk. He knows it. No one forces him to lift that first pint, and do so in public.

    PS – Don’t call your son ‘John’.

    PPS – Actually, you can if you like. The current generation of schoolkids will be unlikely to know who won World War 2, never mind be able to engage in a rich tapestry of abusive humour based on history’s unfortunates.

    Never mind, as long as they are up with the latest important news about Tinie Tempah.

  304. 304
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Try watching a rerun of CH4 News – circa 7:35 pm Thursday – of Domestic Extremists.

    Now let’s guess if the ACPO and every Chief Cun.stable in the UK was not politically suborned / duped / entrapped by blair and his handlers into being State Goons at that time?

  305. 305
    Casual Observer says:

    I hope he gets a thorough kicking in the back of the van on the way back to the nick, and booked as soon as he has sobered up enough to stand up without falling over. The guy is an animal.

  306. 306
    Blowing Whistles says:

    As an example – step Forward Martin Baker former CC.k.u.n.t of Dorset – who began his career knowing things about the Manchester and Guildford innocent.

  307. 307
    Blowing Whistles says:

    One would suspect that his latest booze up is a conveniently ‘created’ “SPOILER DISTRACTION STORY” – wait to see how the msm spin it up.

  308. 308
    JH3284923849238 says:

    It doesn’t care about utter mentalists getting their hands on the levers of power either love.

  309. 309
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Chukka evaded answering the question about huhne’s imprisonment – later he said he trained as a lawyer ….

    What a fucking pratt that chukka is.

    I noted that he like old fattbutt used the old ‘My constituents …. blah blah blah” rhetoric …

    Who tf is and what tf was that Morticia Adams family Williams on about?

  310. 310
    Blowing Whistles says:

    The whole debacle about Leve man is a ruse upon the public – what they don’t want to recognise is that they have all been found out abusing “The public Interest” in all matters – the Leve roadshow showboating is just another charade – which centres on the press the ‘NOT’ in reality ‘FREE PRESS’. The whole debacle is based upon a falsity – that we actually have a ‘free press’ – we haven’t for fucking decades.

  311. 311
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I told this ranting loony to fuck off months ago – I was recently wondering where he had disappeared to …. he’s worse that taffy – but I do enjoy laughing at his inverted of any logic pitiful deluded commie dupe socialist marxist rants. Prick.

  312. 312
    My first is in Joyce but isn't James says:

    Is Eric related to the late actress Yootha Joyce, who also had a drink problem?

  313. 313
    Blowing Whistles says:

    You wouldn’t say that if he wasn’t a fucking MP luv. Get fucked with yer di dums caring 5hite.

  314. 314
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Go back and read my comments about Lordy Ahmed the b’strd liar.

  315. 315
    Casual Observer says:

    I will check out your recommendation to refresh.

    May be interesting to your point as Joyce is an independent having had to resign Labour party after last time.

  316. 316
    Blowing Whistles says:

    BW comment at 1:32 was directed at Violins – Jane merrick at 1:22.

    Hope she’s not related to the plonker twat lying lawyer Walter Merricks the former head at the FOS in cahoots with Bar.clays.

  317. 317
    Curly wonders says:

    Looks like it was drafted by one of the Dimby bros.

  318. 318
    one pound fish guy says:

    One pound dog shit! Very very nice!

  319. 319
    BBC kontrollers says:

    School places under immense pressure

    (Notice how we skillfully avoided mentioning the real reason -immigration- for the entire article teehee!)

  320. 320
    Smash the bedwetting lefties says:

    Oh, Yes. No one is responsible for their behaviour. Criminals are the real victims.
    F*ck off, love!
    Joyce makes the choice to drink too much, to do so in the company of political opponents, and to physically attack them when he doesn’t like what they have to say. He keeps making these choices. He is a repeat offender, a nasty piece of work.
    Save your sympathy for people who struggle through life but still choose not to be antisocial.

  321. 321
    Maq­boul says:

    So the 3 parties are rentboy users not he? How can you possibly know this stuff?

  322. 322

    Whilst I am always open to improvement, BW, I am reasonably happy with my DIKW hierarchy as so far developed. You may care to ponder the development of your IKW in order to do something useful with all that D you appear to have accumulated.

    Once you get beyond the psychomotor stage, you will find there is a whole new world out there.

  323. 323

    Does this suggest that Gf, rather than Gc, is your forte?

  324. 324


    integrated knowledge – information made super-useful

    Try it some time, BW. Get rid of your bitterness and exercise that grey matter of yours.

  325. 325

    Gracious! You will be elevating me to zio.loon status next.

    Still, ignore the facts, you have clearly made your mind up.

  326. 326

    @ BW

    We have both an appreciation of the concept of Aufhebung but approach it from different ends of the street.

    Where Jimmy does appeal to me is in his use of humour to put his point. You could certainly learn something from him here.

  327. 327

    The OCD is clearly getting to you.

  328. 328

    I don’t think I can add anything useful to your “statement”, BW.

  329. 329
    Fact Hunt says:

    Copper’s helmet knocked off by Joyce. Chris Bryant rushed to help.

  330. 330
    Eric the Half-Cu(n)t says:

    Come over here and talk to my fist.

  331. 331
    Tick, Tock says:

    The English had better speak soon, or it literally will be, too late to save the English from oblivion.

  332. 332
    Vince Cable says:

    The first what ?

  333. 333
    Vince Cable says:

    Not if I’m imaginary and banged up.

  334. 334
    Banned Ex British Legion Dominoes club. says:

    That is an inspired idea, the workers of this country could actually make something instead of shuffling paper around and administering each others money, basing a countries industries specifically in the financial sector is all well and good but when things go tits up with the entire world economy except the Chinese and middle east oilers it leaves us bollocksed.

  335. 335
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    no mention of the word “Labour” of course from the BBC

  336. 336
    The BBC...Working for a Labour Victory in 2015 says:

    We will as ever always be impartial in holding the Tory Party to account over their failed policies

  337. 337
    Hillary Benn says:

    FFS look at the twat.

  338. 338
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    I certainly dare not now otherwise the resignation of my seat might becaome a reality. Boaz.

  339. 339
    Banned Ex British Legion Dominoes club. says:

    The dummed down XFactor/Hollyoaks generation, gawping at useless €unts from Essex who never seem to work but have shitloads of bling, expensive cars and a party every day lifestyle, what do we expect when our wanker media idiots are selling this to impressionable, poorly educated Chav class? This is now a society which reveres the idiots and mocks the intelligent, the everyones a winner attitude sold to education departments supposedly to encourage low performing pupils, all it really did was demitivate the strivers, there are intelligent kids out there who need encouraging and guiding but Labours education policies really fucked the system up.
    I worked as a lecturer in a small town college and couldn’t believe the lack of basic maths and English skills these kids who had just spent the last 5 years in senior school, dummed down and ill prepared for a life looking after themselves and finding decent employment, don’t blame them, blame the system, the media and society which shoved consumerism, the fame culture and shit education in their impressionable heads.

  340. 340
    Anonymous says:

    Yep, Boozy Eric is on the sauce again.

    Luckily, he’s an MP so it will be the fault of the stress and long hours culture of Westminster. Nothing at all to do with him being a piss-addled yob or anything.

  341. 341
    albacore says:

    Such allegations slating immigration
    Guarantee your place for re-education
    Learn to celebrate the great dedication
    The state allocates to replace our nation

  342. 342
    Not Brainwashed by the BBC says:

    The BBC’s “Comic” Relief. All their “comics” are Labour party members or stooges. They don’t appear to understand the difference between comedy and puerile self indulgence. The relief comes when it is over for another year.

  343. 343
    Dave flopsy bunny Cameron says:

    Or the subsidised drinks, minimum pricing for MPs?

  344. 344
    thesavant10.4 highway patrol says:

    breaking news eric joyce is at it again having ALLEGEDLY been involved in a Westminster bar room brawl last night .

    What s the labour Party doing about it ??

    Does he still reperesent labour or has he been expelled.

    If the latter on what pretext is he still drawing salary and emoluments allocated to a serving MP??

  345. 345
    BW Watcher says:

    What a nasty, unpleasant turd you are.

  346. 346
    Cunts Anonymous says:

    My name is Eric Joyce and I’m a Labour c-unt.

    Hello, Eric.

  347. 347
    Banned Ex British Legion Dominoes club. says:

    A good excuse to price Parliament bar booze @ £5.00 per ml instead of us poor bastards subsidising it.

  348. 348
    The tit in no. 10 says:

    PS My minimum price is £250K. In a brown envelope. Round the back of the bike sheds.

  349. 349
    Oh dear! says:

    That is why he eminently suitable to represent his Scottish constituency.

  350. 350
    Keen nose says:

    @Banned Ex British Legion Dominoes club

    “dummed down”
    “Labours education policies” (ever heard of the apostrophe?)

    These are some grammatical howlers I picked up from just a cursory glance.

    A undisputed semi-literate like you has some nerve to criticize the younger generation.

    And you were a lecturer you say?

    No wonder our children are well and truly goosed.

  351. 351
    Unintended consequences, the curse of the grandstander says:

    Have any editors past or present from the Daily Mirror donated anything ?

  352. 352
    Hein Grosskopf says:

    Mr Watson is slightly less vocal when addressing the question of a mass murderer working for the NSPCC. He has been offered the irrefutable proof but won’t touch it. His credibility is up there with Lembit Opic.

  353. 353
    damned impertinent questions says:

    Whats the hope that Slugger Joyce hit Watson this time – for crimes against good taste

  354. 354
    damned impertinent questions says:

    I am sure that the Court will be able to help him.

    Perhaps teh Squeaker could start by barring him from all the (heavily subsidised) bars

  355. 355
    Banned Ex British Legion Dominoes club. says:

    Dear Ken Nose,
    I knew someone would pick up on my grammatical errors.
    It is hard to proof read when using an Android phone, I did re-read this comment after posting it, unfortunately this site doesn’t have an option to edit comments once posted, yes it is ironic that I mentioned poor education standards of students when my own post has some minor errors.

    If you fancy a job proof reading others publications there are plenty of illiterate politicians who could also do with your pedantic critical scrutiny.

    Yours apologetically.

    P.S. I am the product of state school Comprehensive education, I didn’t get a chance of a decent grammar school education which I surely would have had, if Labour hadn’t abolished them where I grew up.


  356. 356
    Nigel Garage says:

    Why didn’t you show his babes, Blair jnrs squeeze and the other one.

  357. 357
    JH3284923849238 says:

    Usual response of someone with no argument. You made a spelling error, so nothing you say counts.

    Have the left nothing to offer but a steady stream of the archetypal logical fallacies and accusations of racism?

    Answer: Yes.

  358. 358
    Banned Ex British Legion Dominoes club. says:

    The socialist have nothing left to offer but bluster and petty name calling, a fine example of their ilk is the young lady on QT who couldn’t win a debate with a two year old toddler, what makes me really laugh is that most of those middle class lefties had a better education than myself but cannot understand basic economics, have no understanding of real politics, tend to be very condescending and the biggest bunch of bigots you could ever meet.

  359. 359
    Blowing Whistles says:

    At SC – Smear me bitch!

  360. 360
    Geordieboy says:

    The Fat Twat who shat on a cat and wiped his arse with its tail sings for Hugh Grant.

  361. 361
    EdButLookBalls says:

    A Sleeve like a Fish Fryer’s Cuff!!

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