March 14th, 2013

Guidogram Going Out Shortly

The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly.

Thousands of Westminster insiders read the Guidogram, everyone from Downing Street insiders to Fleet Street never miss it. All the latest on the Leveson showdown, Mirror arrests, Huhne and more…

Join the conspiracy and become a subscriber to the Guidogram, free, to keep in the loop. You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…


34 Comments

  1. 1
    Boshy says:

    First

  2. 2
    Herman Achille Van Rompuy says:

    Is it available in Flemish?

  3. 3
    Spam, Spam, Spam etc................ says:

    Nobody reads the fucking Guidogram, ffs. Life’s too fucking short as it is.

  4. 4
    Herman Achille Van Rompuy says:

    You are the Sheikh of Arabee and I claim my 5 free FGMs

  5. 5
    Old England says:

    “Tempora mutanter, nos et mutamur in illis”
    (the times are changing and we with them)

    (Not me though)

  6. 6
    Mal T. Account says:

    Mine goes somewhere that the sun doesn’t shine ——>

  7. 7
    Brian Volta says:

    waste of electricity

  8. 8
    Vintage Beaujolais nouveau says:

    Nor me

  9. 9
    The Tap says:

    You’re either in front of Geedo

  10. 10
    hold them to ac says:

    Mutatio nobis.

    Mutant nobs. The change of us. (Very unlikely to happen soon.)

  11. 11
    V1le, vicious Labour ruined my Country says:

    Hopefully thousands of Westminster insiders, troughing MPs will feel the waves of hatred directed at them.

  12. 12
    fruitcake says:

    Ah the hard times of old england

  13. 13
    Anonymous says:

    When will it be renamed the Sergeigram – to reflect our glorious leader’s extensive Russian connections and huge ‘beetle belly’.

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    Why on earth are you sending it to Manchester?

  15. 15
    Anonymous says:

    No, but there are excellent versions available in Strine and Russian.

  16. 16
    Dave Ja Voo says:

    The last one only went out yesterday!

  17. 17
    Ed "Twelvety" Balls says:

    Can anyone lend me an eleventeen pound note?

  18. 18
    When I was a lad says:

    Spam was a welcome treat. Now……

  19. 19
    Gordo Brown - Power Chancellor (retd) says:

    I shall want interest so you’ll owe me nineyhalfbits

  20. 20

    We have a Mr C Huhne of Wandsworth, who is asking to be on the mailing list. He is sewing a bag right now to assist with delivery.

  21. 21
    Brownian Motion says:

    Eleventeen, twelveteen, twentyteen. twenty-oneteen

    Mised it, they move so quickly.

    Onesy, twosey, threesey, ….Sarah! what comes next?

  22. 22
    HRH Prince Charles says:

    انا الملك

  23. 23
    Sarah Braun says:

    Divorce, unless you stop this constant counting! You autistic gobber.

  24. 24
    Beccy Tyrant says:

    So True.
    Only the Independent is truly Independent of political or foreign interference.

    {it is ok to say that isn’t it, NKVD comrade colonel? please don’t give me the Nagant treatment…}

  25. 25
    Another week wasted in Edinburgh. Arsing around with scrounging useless, labour voting dogshite! says:

    Hoorah.

  26. 26
    Another week wasted in Edinburgh. Arsing around with scrounging useless, labour voting dogshite! says:

    Vote Labour!

  27. 27
    Anonymous says:

    Ah, my little kulak. You think a true Russian would use an inferior Belgian rifle? Instead you will be forced to wok unpaid for V*T*B alongside the glorious leaders wife, and to assist (again unpaid) on his PR contract with the great empire.

  28. 28
    JH873984792384 says:

    That’s one of the worst spellings of ‘Guardian’ I’ve ever seen.

  29. 29
    Anonymous says:

    macho russians. will they all the world,s nuclear pawaar be kept in siberia.
    atleast the world will be rid.
    when these weapons can destroy earth like a million times over, you have to ask.
    fake
    ene
    mi
    mr h
    gveels.

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

    बी सापेshell.

  31. 31
    Anonymous says:

    बी सापेshell.

  32. 32
    Anonymous says:

    This is the worst attempt at a joke that I have ever seen.

  33. 33
    Theres an evil smell of Lentils in here says:

    I’ve got a message for all of the LIBLABCON politicians, find a new job, career politicians have only one agenda and that’s living off our backs with a subsidised bar, food allowance, second home allowance, expenses and a wage we woud all die for, you really need to start giving yourselves some of that austerity you have been shoving down our throats, and if you think you’re getting a bloody payrise this year forget it, none of you have performed to our satisfaction. Do better or we’ll start cutting your pay!!

  34. 34
    Prezza says:

    I pay someone to tweet for me


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