The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly.
Thousands of Westminster insiders read the Guidogram, everyone from Downing Street insiders to Fleet Street never miss it. All the latest on the Leveson showdown, Mirror arrests, Huhne and more…
Join the conspiracy and become a subscriber to the Guidogram, free, to keep in the loop. You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…
Reform the House of Lords | Nigel Farage
Labour Members Don’t Believe Ed Can Be PM | Rafael Behr
How China Bought Britain | London Loves Business
Why Dave Shouldn’t Check His Twitter | Buzzfeed
Young People Getting More Libertarian | ConHome
How to Write a Dan Hodges Column | Left Foot Forward
Politicians Made This Mess | Douglas Carswell
Magna Carta – Walking in King John’s Footsteps | Anna Raccoon
How to Stop Reckless Bankers | Guido Fawkes
Tories Double Younger Support | Guardian
Public Prefers Boris to Dave | Times
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
First
You’re either in front of Geedo
Hopefully thousands of Westminster insiders, troughing MPs will feel the waves of hatred directed at them.
When will it be renamed the Sergeigram – to reflect our glorious leader’s extensive Russian connections and huge ‘beetle belly’.
So True.
Only the Independent is truly Independent of political or foreign interference.
{it is ok to say that isn’t it, NKVD comrade colonel? please don’t give me the Nagant treatment…}
Ah, my little kulak. You think a true Russian would use an inferior Belgian rifle? Instead you will be forced to wok unpaid for V*T*B alongside the glorious leaders wife, and to assist (again unpaid) on his PR contract with the great empire.
macho russians. will they all the world,s nuclear pawaar be kept in siberia.
atleast the world will be rid.
when these weapons can destroy earth like a million times over, you have to ask.
fake
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gveels.
Is it available in Flemish?
No, but there are excellent versions available in Strine and Russian.
Nobody reads the fucking Guidogram, ffs. Life’s too fucking short as it is.
You are the Sheikh of Arabee and I claim my 5 free FGMs
Mine goes somewhere that the sun doesn’t shine ——>
Why on earth are you sending it to Manchester?
waste of electricity
That’s one of the worst spellings of ‘Guardian’ I’ve ever seen.
“Tempora mutanter, nos et mutamur in illis”
(the times are changing and we with them)
(Not me though)
Nor me
Mutatio nobis.
Mutant nobs. The change of us. (Very unlikely to happen soon.)Ah the hard times of old england
The last one only went out yesterday!
Can anyone lend me an eleventeen pound note?
I shall want interest so you’ll owe me nineyhalfbits
Eleventeen, twelveteen, twentyteen. twenty-oneteen
Mised it, they move so quickly.
Onesy, twosey, threesey, ….Sarah! what comes next?
Divorce, unless you stop this constant counting! You autistic gobber.
Spam was a welcome treat. Now……
We have a Mr C Huhne of Wandsworth, who is asking to be on the mailing list. He is sewing a bag right now to assist with delivery.
This is the worst attempt at a joke that I have ever seen.
انا الملك
बी सापेshell.
Hoorah.
Vote Labour!
बी सापेshell.
I’ve got a message for all of the LIBLABCON politicians, find a new job, career politicians have only one agenda and that’s living off our backs with a subsidised bar, food allowance, second home allowance, expenses and a wage we woud all die for, you really need to start giving yourselves some of that austerity you have been shoving down our throats, and if you think you’re getting a bloody payrise this year forget it, none of you have performed to our satisfaction. Do better or we’ll start cutting your pay!!
I pay someone to tweet for me