March 14th, 2013

Guidogram Going Out Shortly

The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly.

Thousands of Westminster insiders read the Guidogram, everyone from Downing Street insiders to Fleet Street never miss it. All the latest on the Leveson showdown, Mirror arrests, Huhne and more…

Join the conspiracy and become a subscriber to the Guidogram, free, to keep in the loop. You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…


34 Comments

  1. 1
    Boshy says:

    First

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    • 9
      The Tap says:

      You’re either in front of Geedo

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      • 11
        V1le, vicious Labour ruined my Country says:

        Hopefully thousands of Westminster insiders, troughing MPs will feel the waves of hatred directed at them.

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      • 13
        Anonymous says:

        When will it be renamed the Sergeigram – to reflect our glorious leader’s extensive Russian connections and huge ‘beetle belly’.

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        • 24
          Beccy Tyrant says:

          So True.
          Only the Independent is truly Independent of political or foreign interference.

          {it is ok to say that isn’t it, NKVD comrade colonel? please don’t give me the Nagant treatment…}

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          • Anonymous says:

            Ah, my little kulak. You think a true Russian would use an inferior Belgian rifle? Instead you will be forced to wok unpaid for V*T*B alongside the glorious leaders wife, and to assist (again unpaid) on his PR contract with the great empire.

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        • 29
          Anonymous says:

          macho russians. will they all the world,s nuclear pawaar be kept in siberia.
          atleast the world will be rid.
          when these weapons can destroy earth like a million times over, you have to ask.
          fake
          ene
          mi
          mr h
          gveels.

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  2. 2
    Herman Achille Van Rompuy says:

    Is it available in Flemish?

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  3. 3
    Spam, Spam, Spam etc................ says:

    Nobody reads the fucking Guidogram, ffs. Life’s too fucking short as it is.

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  4. 5
    Old England says:

    “Tempora mutanter, nos et mutamur in illis”
    (the times are changing and we with them)

    (Not me though)

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  5. 16
    Dave Ja Voo says:

    The last one only went out yesterday!

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  6. 17
    Ed "Twelvety" Balls says:

    Can anyone lend me an eleventeen pound note?

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    • 19
      Gordo Brown - Power Chancellor (retd) says:

      I shall want interest so you’ll owe me nineyhalfbits

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    • 21
      Brownian Motion says:

      Eleventeen, twelveteen, twentyteen. twenty-oneteen

      Mised it, they move so quickly.

      Onesy, twosey, threesey, ….Sarah! what comes next?

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  7. 18
    When I was a lad says:

    Spam was a welcome treat. Now……

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  8. 20

    We have a Mr C Huhne of Wandsworth, who is asking to be on the mailing list. He is sewing a bag right now to assist with delivery.

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  9. 22
    HRH Prince Charles says:

    انا الملك

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  10. 25
    Another week wasted in Edinburgh. Arsing around with scrounging useless, labour voting dogshite! says:

    Hoorah.

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  11. 26
    Another week wasted in Edinburgh. Arsing around with scrounging useless, labour voting dogshite! says:

    Vote Labour!

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  12. 30
    Anonymous says:

    बी सापेshell.

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  13. 33
    Theres an evil smell of Lentils in here says:

    I’ve got a message for all of the LIBLABCON politicians, find a new job, career politicians have only one agenda and that’s living off our backs with a subsidised bar, food allowance, second home allowance, expenses and a wage we woud all die for, you really need to start giving yourselves some of that austerity you have been shoving down our throats, and if you think you’re getting a bloody payrise this year forget it, none of you have performed to our satisfaction. Do better or we’ll start cutting your pay!!

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  14. 34
    Prezza says:

    I pay someone to tweet for me

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Rob Colvile reviews Russell Brand’s new book:

“Oddly, the person I feel sorriest for isn’t Brand himself – although he certainly comes across as a rather pitiable figure, projecting his own brokenness on to the world around him – but Johann Hari. Drummed out of Fleet Street for plagiarism, the former Independent columnist has washed up as “my mate Johann, who’s been doing research for this book”. For a genuinely talented polemicist, it would have been a humbling experience to have to treat this sub-undergraduate dross as the scintillating wisdom of a philosopher-king.”



Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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