Eurocrats: Express ‘Like UFO Mag, Dangerous For Mental Health’
Well the Express seems to have well and truly got under the skin of its Eurocrat foes this afternoon. The UK’s European Parliament Information Office has thrown its toys out of the pram quite spectacularly:
“Welcome to the brave new world of EU reporting at the Daily Express, where information is bad, transparency is dictatorship, civic rights are forms of oppression and checking facts makes you blind. We do not normally find it worthwhile challenging Daily Express euromyths. It would be like trying to engage UFO Magazine in scientific debate: a waste of time and dangerous for one’s mental health. Moreover, we are used and resigned to the peculiar phenomenon of its journalists switching off all critical faculties when it comes to taking politically motivated anti-EU tirades as fact, then working backwards to try to fit the circumstances to the ‘crime’… Providing context and balance in a story is no longer the job of the Daily Express reporter, you see. If you want balance and context you have to knit it yourself. You’d be searching in vain for this context in today’s story, reader. You will not find it. What’s worse, your ignorance of the existence of sinister educational websites set up by the Houses of Parliament leaves your children vulnerable to the horror of ‘Soviet-style’ British propaganda right here right now, under your very nose and , needless to say, with your taxes.”
Of course the European Parliament UK Information Office is funded by the taxpayer, naturally…
There’s nothing wrong with being funded by the tax-payer.
Well done Express. It really makes me happy when these disgusting eurocruds are enraged. Keep sticking it to them. It won;t be long before the German anti euro party gets going now.
Errrrr …….
Don’t you reside in the Eurozone, Steve?
God Bless the Express – like the News of the Screws in the 1930′s when most other papers were pro-Hitler or pro-appeasement – the Express stands up to tyrany and Socialist dictatorship.
What the Eurocrats don’t seem to get is that they are not legitimate. No one asked for the EU, no one wants the EU, and given the chance, no one ever votes for the EU.
The EU is a non-organisation full of people doing non-jobs for absolutely no reason anyone can understand.
The Express on the other hand can prove its legitimacy very easily by pointing to the numbers of people who voluntarily buy it every day, and have done so for many decades.
And as for the pathetic jibe at Parliament, well, in the UK we have a tradition of equality, fairness and representation going back to Saxon times. Eurocrats don’t understand that tradition of course, but we do, and that’s all that matters.
Hear, hear!!!!
Well said that man! Go Express!
The BBC likes the EU
The BBC controls 70% of al UK TV and radio
Therefore the EU stays
I like the bit about anti-euro propaganda.
If the Eu stopped using Communist style propaganda lies 30 years ago, there would not be an EU now.
Like all Media outlets who Knew about SIR JIMMY., Knight of the realm.. Like the Politcal class Voting for Secret Legal system… WTF do the Security Services have on them? We know what they had on Bliar and Broon. What do they have on the Media..
Yeah, right.
I don’t see the issue. Is someone suggesting the description is inaccurate? Too mild?
I suppose the only thing one might take issue is the suggestion that it causes mental illness. This may be simply a classic post hoc ergo propter hoc error.
Sieg Heil!!
are yu blowme.
dust clearer.
Socialism has only killed a few hundred million Jimmy says let’s give it another try!
Not very social is it.. this socialism lark, they should call it mentalism, looking around at all the famous mentalists who follow it.
Pro or anti , at the present rate of attrition , so far during the past 12 weeks your costs of imported gas, fuel and horse-meat has risen by approx. 11%. Dave will shout ” good for exports”. Will no-one rid us of this simpleton ?
Exports are the cost of Imports…
The Daily Express usually blames Paul Burrell for everything. Happy to see the transfer to the EU.
In simple terms.. if we import more than we export we are are fucked, if we pay people who send half their money back home to whatever country they come from in the EU we are fucked as they don’t spend it here or save it in our banks, if overseas companies which do business here don’t pay their share of taxes we are fucked, becuse all they do is pay wages back into the economy and bank the profits offshore, no use just chucking money at the public sector because the money isn’t a long term solution, we saw what it did during Bliars time in number 10, add our welfare bill, foreign aid and our EU contributions to the defecit and we are well and truly buggered. The only way to get things working properly is to encourage wealthy investors into this country and hopefully create businesses which will employ and train workers and export goods.
And of course get out of the EU!
I’ve managed to milk them with the same sketch for 30 years.
Not me, chum. I ditched your pathetic prog a long time ago because you are just another bitter and twisted lefty.
IRA supporting lefty….
I stand corrected.
my human rights are being infringed … can I have another spare room please?
No, if you’re on benefits get ready for your transfer to a caravan park.
FURY AS EU MIGRANT SCROUNGERS CLAIM HUMAN RIGHT TO CARAVANS!
Only in the summer months, and then at the seaside.
We want full immigrant caravan rights as well as a council 5 bed.
A deeply RACIST tweet from the BBC:
Well, the EUrocrats are right for once. The Daily Excess is, indeed, a load of tosh. Takes one to spot one!
I gave up reading the Express a few years ago when it became our equivalent of the Volkischer Beobachter.
It might be Sir Willie, but the EU Evil Empire has no right to interfere with British tosh.
HOORAY FOR RISING HOUSE PRICES!
THE QUEST FOR MADDY – STARTLING NEW EVIDENCE!
JOY AS HOUSE PRICES SOAR!
MIRACLE CURE FOR CANCER / ALZHEIMERS / ARTHRITIS [delete where applicable]!
MIGRANTS SCROUNGE £100BN IN BENEFIT SCAMS!
FURY AS EU BANS REMEMBRANCE POPPIES!
COULD DIANA HOLD MADDY CLUE?
FURY AT SNOW CHAOS MAYHEM!
JOY AS MIRACLE PILL CURES FALLING HOUSE PRICES!
NOW MAD EUROCRATS PLAN TO ABOLISH ENGLISH!
You are Herman, and here is your satsuma.
ARE WE GOING DOWN THE SHITTER BECAUSE WE WRITE BOLLOCKS THAT THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE DON’T WANT TO READ?
do yu have a big 4head and a hairline in the shape of the number 3?
It might be tosh, Sir Willy, but it’s OUR tosh!
They’ve only just begun their main online propaganda and rebuttal offensive but their trolls have been operating spoilers on sites like the Spectator for several months. One of them ‘beat_the_bush’ mysteriously switched from hilariously bad English to perfect English in different comments and aggressively attacked any anti-EU comments in EU subject threads. This was a trial run. Expect more online propaganda, false flag work and the same undermining by relentless use of statistics that Labour trolls engage in.
The pseudonym used is a thinly veiled reference to George Bush, e.g. part of the “progressive” global Common Purpose project using Moscow gold, anti-Republican/Reactionary and also to “beat the bushes” to flush out anti-EU elements.
It is a twin-pronged offensive, to be combined with their media censorship project masked under the “plurality of press” banner and which is anything but.
Dangerous people embalmed since the Cold War and now embarked on a very sinister project.
yes i do agree with you wholeheacrtedly but more flippantly ………
….are you related to alex jones ???
Not so far fetched. In 2001, during the fuel protests I was working as an abstractor at a subsidiary FT.com. There was a recruitment drive by the Home Office to ‘monitor’ online discussions. I went for, but didn’t get, the job. Some of my colleagues were recruited.
Is it such a leap to think that writers may be employed to promote a particular view and/or create a feeling that certain viewpoints have wider public support than may actually be the case?
zero.
are yu a hero..4sum.
or the erctile 1.
you know, you’re safe from bullshit if you just think for yourself.
oops. sorry. I hadn’t read your thing all the way to the end.
Keep worrying.
There is a website called politics.ie which is full of Eurotrons. And Irish republican slime. Great sport.
somebody Irish republican slime?
Shhhhhh!
There is nothing wrong with educating people. And the younger they are the more suggestible they will be.
You educate the young to think for themselves not by brainwashing them.
False Flags? As ein European Parliament supporting Englander, I jolly vell resent zis slur. Knees up Mutter Brown, ich bin ein cheeky cockney, who says no to ze pound and javohl to ze Euro! Mein gott, er, I mean gor blimey, apfels und pears!
Quite convincing fritz but that bockwurst shoved down your trouser pocket and your hitler moustache gave the game away!
not to mention the swastika on the arm
Very encouraging. The eurocrats would not scream like this if they were not seriously worried.
The article needed a ‘Comments are not permitted’ at the bottom.
Well that little tirade should get Dirty Desmond foaming at the mouth.
Better a dirty publisher than a totalitarian Socialist in Brussels living off my taxes.
And, what’s more dirty – Marxist dictatorship or a few tits..
Hear hear.. i’ve also read some absolute bollocks in the ahem.. I feel so dirty.. Guardian.. what a pile of leftist shit that is.
The Grauniad is a fine rag – or was until I joined it.
Lets make them shit themselves, vote UKiP.
They don’t like it up em,
I think you’ll find they do.
If a professional spokesperson wants to engage in polemic, the least they should do is identify themselves. The Express is brash and partisan, but seems to have struck a nerve. Perhaps the EU cannot depend on finding opinion-formers to defend them who are not directly on the payroll.
More crudely, one could say that any initiative aimed at children that originates in Belgium should be viewed warily.
Yes think Marc Dutroux – pa3do networks that went all the way up the hierar.chy to top cops, lawyers, politicianns, judges – the eli.te in general – all in it together.
I have been otherwise busy – but watching nevertheless.
How the hell there was NOT a revolution in Belgium after the Dutroux affair I will never know.
You ain’t seen nothing yet
Carpet bombing with raysist card, little Engerland asides and a large dose of fruitcakes……
Thankyou fans
Belgium is smaller than England.
London is bigger than Brussels.
Jog on Euromongs.
Brussel’s.
But they do brew some excellent beer, they had to get something right I suppose.
Sprouts as well.
Writing for newspapers like the express isn’t journalism.
Do you want your view of the world to be a parody that is designed to infuriate you, with the sole purpose of selling the product?
I’d like to read the full financial accounts of the EU over the past 17 years, but I cant get hold of any copies.
That’s because there are no originals to copy from.
That reminds me – must claim for a new bank of shredders.
Troika have really just lost out to Russia with the bailout. Cyprus will be bailed out in part by Russia for most on better terms in return for giving access about transactions related to Russian account holders.
Now: If Greece doesn’t pay up, and EU does not support EEZ to secure Oil / Gas claims, they will likely leave first the Euro, then the EU.
The wheels are definitely wobbling on the EU gravytrain.
If Russia manages to sign a deal on ports, and negotiate some sort of peace deal between Greece and Turkey on East Med oil / gas, the EU for sure will come to an end sooner.
http://blogs.ft.com/the-a-list/2012/03/21/greece-could-replace-syria-as-russias-mediterranean-friend/
Russia would have an interest though in preventing development, but are pragmatic.
The eurotrash are rattled, love it!
rattled within is the rattlr.
3sum, the act ofcreation is fun.
2sumknowsit.
slflve is tedious4themanwhoshouldknowbetter.
the sacred om ie.
0
- is imprinted on evry part of his physical body.
3-0
chk out the 3-0 shape on yr head (men only), forehead, ear, nose, mouth…. for starters…it is everywhere. press the zero hot spt and know what it feels to be a zero.
mass protest coming to a town near you soon
The whole EUSSR customs cartel is a mittel-europe based on thinking the west cannot compete and hiding behind economic castle walls.
This is the article they are complaining about:
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/383565/EU-attempts-to-brainwash-children-with-sinister-Soviet-style-propaganda
I would be very suspect of any site set up to specifically target children, particularly European ones. With unfinished business such as Demmink and Dutroux etc., they cannot be trusted. With open nearby borders, security cannot be guaranteed.
And this is the kind of education they will likely be peddling:
Your kids would be better off reading the Express and ukip dot org.
I’ll be voting UKIP.
Why is at least 2 of these 3 cartoon characters not part of the Enrichment?
Because everyone is living in an ideal world, you lor must be shagging 72 virgin pigs in heaven with mobeefnut
As you can tell it is totally unrealistic, the central bank of Europe… haha.. low inflation.. what a wheeze.. no fanatical Islamic nutters.. hoho.. if only
Keep an open mind….. There is more to UFO’s than governments are telling the people.
the Daily Express is a terrible newspaper. About as credible as a political party containing Neil ‘Brown Envelope’ Hamilton.
Spot the anonymous lentil fart..
JOY AS LENTILS CAUSE HOUSE PRICE SURGE!
Bearded hippy in sandals waving LibDem pamflet makes comment.
Up the revolution – free tofu for the poor!
FURY AS WE PAY FOR TOFU FOR EU IMMIGRANTS!
FURY AS SOCIALIST FORCED TO FACE EVIL AND MISERY OF SOCIALISM
If any other newspapers were attacking the EU like they do, I’d be reading them, fuckwit.
I hope Herman van aerial diseases days are numbered as chief trough snuffler and arch dictator of the EUSSR.. and the bloody organisation disappears up its own arse.
Yes, this can’t happen soon enough.
Magic Merkel on course for a landslide victory in September in German elections and Ghastly Gillard on course for a crushing defeat in Aussie elections.
Good news for Germany & Australia.
Winter for Poland and France
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/theproducers/springtimeforhitler.htm
Don’t be stupid be a smarty don’t support the Labour party!
This is the kind of education they can keep in Europe, danke:
You won’t find a party today that can pull a crowd like that!
Labour did back in 1997.
I equate the Express with Winston Churchill when he was the lone voice against the rise of an evil, one party state. Financial uncertainty caused by vanity projects and incompetence, unelected technocrats worming their way into government, all the ingredients are there in plain site. We haven’t even got the excuse that we’re sleep walking into another human tragedy.
Churchill – was greatly in debt / hock to his gamblingdebtmeisters. He hardly knew at the time who the enemy was – he was ‘manipulated’ by all of those around him and duped into doing their bidding. His six volume tome was written well AFTER WW2 – it was written to suit the agenda of himself and his dupers/manipulators – the fu3king zioloon traveller friends of Israel.
What a lot of bull. Onwards & upwards and look forward to the in/out referendum. Get rid of these losers.
I don’t remember the EU.
Frank Ifield
My cellmate says he’s going to give me a strawberry cheesecake followed by a chili dog later. That sounds nice. Doesn’t it?
Does that come with cream?
Owen! Are you wearing my best red dress again? How many times have I told you, you little runt.
Hehehe hohoho hahahaha. Moving on up! Moving forwards. Moving on!
I used to pump the folks’ sofa with this playing at 9.3 on the Hi-Fidelity system.
He was better in the Pink Faries. Kings Of Oblivion.
Post it then ; )
THANK YOU LONDON!
I’m no fan of the EU and I am a supporter of UKIP, but this Euro guy has a point here. The Daily Express is a truly appalling newspaper – low on facts and high on nonsense.
There is plenty of crap to write about the EU without making up stories and distorting the facts.
The sooner the ghastly Daily Express is closed down the better. If Lord Beaverbrook were alive today he would be turning in his grave!
Even Guido moved away from Dirty Desmond.
I Dirty Desmond moved away from Guido
He has no morals
ROFL
I would not want to have to choose between Dirty Desmond and Al Capone Murdoch
Even Rushberidger is better than that
I am old enough to remember the Express when it was still a newspaper, back in the early 1960s. Its policy on Europe was precisely the same then, and it went into ecstasies when De Gaulle vetoed Britain’s application to join the Common Market in 1963. The ghost of Beaverbrook may not be smiling on the current Express’s weird fixation with Diana, but he will certainly approve of its anti-European stance.
Good old De Gualle.. i knew he loved us really..
Of course its not a newspaper now
Yes, its made of paper and has a lot of news in it – but its not a ‘newspaper’.
Tachy – you need to look at the mindsets of the 4 major press moguls in the 1920′s / 1930′s – they ‘had at that time’ assumed that ‘they’ could / DID control via their propagnada sheets as four men the whole gambit. Back then they actually did – it was they who held control. Since then other media moguls have come upon the scene and assumed that they too would be the real ‘power brokers’ – fu3king Murdoch included. Tough 5hit – they have all been “FOUND OUT” – not that they and their subordinate thicko hench.men legions of useless fools and dupes could work it out – but it has been worked out …
They are fighting a losing battle – because day by day and its too late now to stop it – are being found out for their fiddling of children and the facts.
Pope Idol?
COULD NEW POPE BOOST HOUSE PRICES?
Bit cult-like really.
EUSSR propaganda. An EC Goebbels at work .
A number of the people in that video are clearly not of European origin.
A one followed by two zeroes… is that a squillion?
Nooo, it’s a “dickhead”
Fucking excellent, go for it Owen with you in charge no bastard would vote for Labour except mumsy and a few chavs who can read.
If the chavs could read, and have not read his book.
Listen matey, I’m the next leader, I’ve pushed more than enough heads down toilets to guarantee the leadership when the Milimong is ousted prior to 2015.
Oops, I’ve said too much already.
Can anyone lend me a fiver?
Fanatical newspaper suffort is rather like support for a useless football team, or voting for a dustbin full of horse manure sporting a red rosette. You won’t win an argument if you are not on their side!
That dustbin full of horse manure wearing a red rosette happened to end up as a deputy prime minister I’ll have you know.
Read The Express.
I do – Much better than AGurnAid!
Yes – but the Gardian has all the latest jobs from Al Quaeda, Hammas and Islington Council.
Keep up the good work trolley!
Triple dip? It’s due to the wrong type of snow in Belgium.
Can anyone remind me what comes after four? Is it eleventeen?
Thkinth, I think.
Leventy twelpenny piece.
BQ at home with Master Quango {age 3. } Hois mum gone out, leaving him in my care. He rushed up to home working dad.
“What comes after 11?”
“12″
“12 ..yeyh!..”
Then a pre-school running sound on floorboards ..then a thump..then that junior running sound back to me and a breathless..”What comes after 12?”
“What are you doing?”
look dad..look…come with me…look how many stairs I can jump down!
Does this mean I’ve won a referendum?
““He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future.”” – Adolf Hitler.
Tough shit your ‘EU Propaganda for kiddies’ website got rumbled euroscum,
Well done The Daily Express
VICTORY FOR EXPRESS CRUSADE!
Thkinth, I think.
EU approved ‘green’ petrol could drive up prices and leave cars damaged
BRITISH drivers have been warned that a new EU backed “green” petrol could leave millions with higher fuel costs and even damaged vehicles.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/383663/EU-approved-green-petrol-could-drive-up-prices-and-leave-cars-damaged
Guardian writer Simon Jenkins, on LBC, just said he doesn’t agree with a mansion tax.
Vince Cable has just voted against a mansion tax. A tax that he, himself, introduced at a Lib Dem conference.
Have I fallen into some sort of alternative universe?
Is David Miliband prime minister?
Are Chelsea celebrating a fifth successive league title?
Is Slack Sally a virgin?
What day is it? {grabs reader by lapels and shakes, in a 1950′s sci-fi sort of way} WHAT DAY IS IT ?
Backs away… er fuck hang on.. er you’re scaring me you nutty bastard…
They don’t know which day of the week it is but
it’s either the day before yesterday or the day after tomorrow according to the House of Commons calendar
You forgot this one:
“Who are you– and what have you done with the REAL [Jenkins/Cable]?”
Exclusive: Herman Sherman is Euro-Hookers favorite ‘toothbrush’
Shock: van ‘Pump-me’ revealed to enjoy pluralist pleasures 27 times a night.
Damp rag soiled by third world complaints over deviant practices. Rubber stocks fall.
HVR ate my hamster.
Is it 2015 ?.
Yes
You can’t tax me
I live in The Albany FFS
FURY AS EUROPHILES PLOT MANSION TAX BLOW TO HOUSE PRICES!
Aww poor ickle Owen don’t like it when the big boys want to engage in a bit of banter.. poor ickle Owen. He’ll be fucked if he ever gets into Parliament.. they’ll eat him alive.
1988.. He must have been ooh at least one.. probably protesting for the working baby for a greater share of the nipple… waah waaah..
Well, it was good fun, but after the troughing ended I needed to get a real job, and Deutsche Post was hiring. So here I am.
shut the fuck up you fat bastard and get on with your round, you aren’t president of the League of Trough swillers now you know!..
I want to know why Scots 16 year olds and 17 year olds are being allowed to vote in a referendum that effects all the people in the UK but were are not allowed to vote, this is raycist against the English, Welsh and Northern Irish.
Dear peasant,
The English people DO NOT EXIST they have never existed, England is a land of immigrants, the English people are a fiction, there is no such nation as England. Any such talk of England and the English is antisocial propaganda and must be discouraged with re education and mass immigration so never again will the English people who have never existed by the way will try to dominate the world with their fish and chips and awful empire building and horrible treatment of everyone.
Supreme Reichskommissar comrade Barroso.
Dear Barrosso.. we understand your situation, it is hard to like a country which although small geographically managed to be fucking ace at building ships, aircraft etc and be the envy of the world which is what really became our achilles heel as our stuck in the ways management and useless arsed socialist unions managed with help from the EU to destroy all we had, Rolls Royce and Bentley are now German owned, our manufacturing indstry is all but dead but.. we won’t give up.. we can turn this around and fight back.. Stuff you.. English haters.. be proud.. get out of the EU and rebuild our nation.. encourage money into the country by lowering taxes for the rich.. its a numbers game.. better off having 50 billionaires paying 30% than none paying 60%.. get the idea?.. in turn they will invest in new factories and businesses. The socialist idea of taxing the rich to extinction hasnt worked in france.. they are all buggering off to Russia etc.. Get us out of the EU and lets rebuild.
Dear anti social element,
Your name will be put on the list of counter revolutionary enemies of the EU, you will be called to a re education camp shortly. What is now known as England will be handed to France for use as a rubbish dump and prison camp. You English think you are so great dont you, not that you have ever existed, soon you English running dogs of America will be pushed into the French channel.
Yours
Reichskommissar Barroso.
The English spirit can “never” be broken,whatever the situation!!!!
Probably true. But they can be rendered irrelevant through ethnic cleansing, or mass immigration as many refer to it. The English will be a minority in England before many decades have passed. It was all for nothing.
Herman Van Helsing is determined to drive a stake through the heart of the British press.
Herman Van Helsing is determined to dr*ve a stake through the heart of the British press.
I know nothing about deaths on the NHS, I was just following orders.
As long as the paperwork is in order I think we can all agree that yourself and Mr Nicholson have done an excellent job, please receive Iron Cross 3rd class.
If this blog has a column in The Sun, we have no need for Herman Van Helsing’s stake, do we?
True.
We can use the stake on Herman instead.
A column in the sun:
It’s nice out isn’t it?, Yes, but you’d better put it away, there’s a policeman coming.
There were these two old men,sat in deckchairs……..
Good point, well made.
Here is a list of types that read The Sun:
1) Sun “journalists”
2) Other “journalists”
3) The BBC
4) Anyone with the surname “Murdoch”
5) Anyone with the forename “Murdoch”
6) Perverts
7) Paperboys
8) Gamblers
9) Armchair Sportsmen
10) Closet Gays
11) Can’t think of a eleven
12) Carry Pains
13) Staul Hole
14) The other one
15) I, and The Flange, tend to take it.
Yesterday they were ripping up newspapers. Sometime in the near future it’ll be books that don’t meet with their approval.
That conference hall looks remarkably empty.
“labours lost it”
Ha, ha. got that right, and it looks like the union boss man’s lost it too.
Let’s not leave out:
16) Jugglers
17) Whoremasters
18) Wino’s
19) Swindlers
We will fight to the death
Even if all our journalists go to jail
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/arrest-of-suns-crime-correspondent-sends-shockwaves-through-news-international-8455157.html
Plod haven’t even started on Mirror Trinity Group buster.
‘Labour’s Tit’ What a good headline
The most basic of facts that has been missed by both the left and right wing ‘idiot fools’ is that Murdoch don’t give a 5hit about whichever party he hides behind [New Labour / Coalition]. Just as long as he has enough ‘dirt’ on the government of the day and can leverage minis.ters to do what is his will is all Murdoch is concerned about.
Did I say ‘dirt’ – well he holds it (has done for over 30 years) over them as leverage – it’s called entrap.ment and blac.kmail. It’s what he does.
Have the 1922 Committee got the 46 signatures yet ?
Dunno. But we’ve seen a nice little up turn in business these last couple of weeks.
FURY AS EU COMMISSARS PLOT TO BAN SIGNATURES!
What’s for dinner tonight Warder?
COULD DINNER BEAT DEMENTIA?
Big thick black sausage, with salty semolina for pudding.
Close your eyes, it will taste nicer.
A big john thomas like the milkman’s horse
Surprise, surprise. the outcome of the trial paying rent bennies to the scumbags instead of direct to the landlord has resulted in a lot of them being pissed away on Stella an’ take aways. What did you expect, you fucking stupid LibLabConner politicians.
Proved one thing though.. they really are thick Hunts when it comes down to it.
They did expect just this. It was a cunning plan to let them throw people out for non-payment.
“It made me sound like a joke Agatha Christie butler, blubber lipped and ponderous, monstrously pompous,” he told the Guardian.
“It’s not that I mind – I am used to people making fun of me – it’s that nobody else got the same treatment. They definitely wouldn’t have done it to my brother.
[Hitchens Minor, demonstrating his famous sense of humour and complete lack of inferiority complex to the grauniad]
Oh, oh, the spazz is back and it looks like he’s full of E numbers.
So far we are spared of vids, so far . . . .
Looking back @ today’s output, I’d say the spazz has been busy wasting it’s life away.
Which armoured vehicles due you want us to send Foreign Secretary? How about those old Champs that run on chip oil and orange juice?
i am too busy watching legs and coe
you never did thank me for exposing that fatal canteen flaw with the mbr did you? you know that plot to take you know who out when she reopened it for you. but you wouldn’t would ya? you traitorous fucks.
They don’t like it up them
Hi Hitch, where you bin?
Hiding in death’s shadow but thanks for the concern.
Sorry to hear that Nick, thought you were minting it.
Nice to hear from an oldie, how’s the doc? and you know who I mean.
Please do elucidate……
oh i thought you said knuckles! knockers you say. as big and black as. thanks to the singular for getting my son spontaneously aerated. but that aa t35 scam was a big payer for us that are all tight of a deranged catholic persuasion… ha! so i forgive you (dunno if the slab will mind) people still slopping us monthly for that 8 years on. pity about that front page brother… has he been extradited yet? still his own fault for putting that probe video out there. don’t believe he could have been stupid enough to have actually done it himself… which begs the question just who did?
No. That’s when they burn the Euro flag at the start of proceedings.
And thank God they are not governed by it.
You’d be searching in vain for this context in today’s story, reader. That is so much a line out of 1984. Enjoy the Big Brother State of the EUSSR.
And this must have been lifted from Family Circle:
‘If you want balance and context you have to knit it yourself.’
Now this was a useful link: http://www.parliament.uk/education/about-us/
But the EUSSR stuff is destined for the sewer, and they know it.
The gushing sound they can hear is not of enthusiasm and welcome, but rather it is of the flush cycle starting.
We are vindicated over Savile, it’s now plain for all to see that it was the fault of the police all along.
Our next DG will be a man of the highest morals, Andy Burnham. Rejoice!
Calm down, euro lads : you sound suspiciously guilty …
Good grief.. HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!
I need a reason to exist.
Bum sex?
I agree. Get a real job and see what that will do for you.
I don’t remember issuing a directive allowing that.
Shocking. That is the council that is stacking tables to “prevent damage” per the story to save the Guido readers’ time, spends £3000 on hanging baskets (but only a town council in Swansea I know!, a town council) and funds a harpist (not harpies) led dinner but not four pleading charities. http://www.thisissouthwales.co.uk/town-council-refused-groups-funding/story-12394899-detail/story.html#axzz2NMQhtnsS
Goodness me, did he say the word ‘socialist’?
So let’s get this right, a socialist, one party state goes on the fucking rampage killing millions of people, and then when it’s all over some dumb fuck, lefty historians say they were right wingers? Fuck that.
So fascists are lefties now are they?
Always have been if you were paying attention.
And the foundation of the EU was set up by ex Nazis, from a plan devised before WWII to unify Europe and control it.
When a socialist calls me a Nazi/Fascist because I support UKiP I laugh at them.. oh the Irony.
National Socialists. The clue’s in the name.
Kills less than International Socialist do.
Looks like snow and Rudman have got the taxpayers jolly in Rome. snow loves to be part of those historic moments, paid for by the masses; it gives him so much to talk about at dinner parties and fancy restaurants.
The elite auto cue readers are the new privileged, wark, snow, et al, get to go everywhere there is something important going down, speak to the movers and shakers. How many millionaires get to fly on Air Force 1, tonails did when Cameron visited Barry; I bet that swelled his chicken neck and put him in the frame at those fancy socialist soirees.
Nice work if you can lickspittle for the man and swallow any self respect or honour you might have had.
I used my bus pass all the way.
Well, the EU brigade do live on another planet, so it all makes sense from that POV.
Sly Bailey resigned and fucked off before they could get to her.
national socialism well we all know what that meant with Herr Hitlerand Stalin,millions killed and for what.
So called politicians who did,nt give a jack shit as regards their peoples.
We are seeing the same agenda right now but in a different way,the power people in this world are scheming to subdue the masses in their endless pursuit of power and more power.
Can we change this,well probably not as there are too many things that are stacked against ordinary people will I list some of these,well no because it would be pointless.
The establishment have powerful forces promoting their agenda which is not in the interests of us can we get rid of these people well IMHO absolutely not.
Saffy I hope you’re not another one who believes Hitler was a leftie.
Was Stalin a leftie come to that?
‘Course he was a leftie, he believed in all leftie things, and called himself a socialist.
Oh Dear. You really mustn’t believe the nonsense you get from Albeeb.
NATIONAL SOCIALISM IS SOCIALISM WITH A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT GROUP TO ROB & KILL THAN INTERNATIONAL SOCIALISM.
Saffy – when enough of the thickos out there realise that Hitler and Stalin were just puppet controlled opposites who a banking family ultimately controlled – and that the banking family couldn’t lose either way (that’s the trick) then the thickos who have been DIVIDED for their thickness for decades themselves (idiot fools) might just twig what their game is < the Banking family.
I demand a judge led inquiry.
GBP 30bn hole in the (nationalized) UK banks being hidden ?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/banksandfinance/9922668/British-banks-may-have-30bn-hidden-losses.html
So whatever happened to those massive spending cuts the BBC and Guardian have wanked on about for the last 3 years?
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/2013/03/too-much-austerity-public-sector-begins-hiring-again-after-over-firing
There hasn’t been any meaningful cut backs.
Deficit reduction was mainly achieved by reducing public sector investment down to zero. So, departments were not meaningfully trimmed.
Of the 370k jobs mentioned: 25% went from central government, 75% from local government.
Over 2010-2012: # people working for government fell by 6.4%, public pay bill rose by 2% = 9% rise in earnings per head over two years, 3x OBR forecast in 2010.
The reason for the increase in pay cost, in spite of pay freeze and reduction of headcount, is that ‘annual increments’ were still paid out and it would appear that the bulk of the 370k were below the average pay.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/8717167/Automatic-pay-rises-for-public-sector-staff.html
The annual increments are pay rises which are automatically awarded and determined on length of service. It may be that natural attrition is likely to kick in soon which is why they need to start hiring again.
In terms of deficit and government spending reduction, unless the new public sector contracts are somewhat different, there has been a spectacular fail here to bring costs down now and moving forward.
Politicians are like drunk sailors in a whore house, they just can’t stop spending.
I wasn’t called Birdseye for nothin’ !
To all who have had enough of the EU, the government and the BBC, here is some alternative therapy:
http://bit.ly/ZGAMoh
Just page down to the first pic. I have just driven 500km non-stop and am going straight to bed with that thought in mind…
Tо аll whо hаvе hаd еnоugh оf thе ЕU, thе gоvеrnmеnt аnd thе BBС, hеrе іѕ ѕоmе аltеrnаtіvе thеrаpy:
http://bit.ly/ZGAMoh
Juѕt pаgе dоwn tо thе fіrѕt pіс. І hаvе juѕt drіvеn 500km nоn-ѕtоp аnd аm gоіng ѕtrаіght tо bеd wіth thаt thоught іn mіnd…
Once a dirty old fucker, always a dirty old fucker. And was the comment about driving 500 miles relevant or necessary? NO!
Haven’t even looked at the link but can assume from your comment that the Cat has some odd hidden agenda to distract from the more serious issues of the public being ripped off day by day – especially by the current and those who did make their supposed money in the banking game – but who profess (rather OTT I say) to have done it all innocently / honestly.
Methinks that the more the cat ‘learns’ of his banking / financial industry – the more he is in denial of that he ‘too’ was part of the whole banking game scam. But hey when does an old boy ever own up?
I am deeply grateful to you BW. This is, to my knowledge, the first time that I have ever had a conspiracy theory devoted solely to me. I only wish I could cut it out and frame it, being honoured in such a way.
If your other conspiracy theories are this soundly based you should go far indeed…
You are perfectly entitled not to like what I post. Everyone is different after all. Thank you for telling me what you thought about it. It was so fascinating the way you sculpted your thoughts into a Masonic Temple of Reasoning. If you did not enjoy it, you are cordially invited to go fuck yourself with a red hot poker.
With fondest collegial regards,
Schrödinger’s cat
Have to admit that I looked at the fur below.
In art terms, it what they call montage. Seems appropriate to me.
Damn, not just the bristols but the pouty lips to boot! Sir, I salute you for a great spot.
You, sir, are clearly a gentleman of great refinement.
How marvellous that all the little chillun’ shall be indoctrinated to love the EU and its works.
Let us rejoice in the godless wondrousness of it all.
Don’t forget: most EU immigrants are not parasitic vermin. The only ones who are parasitic scum are the ones from Romani.. ooh! Look! Red nose day’s coming! look everyone! Look! Red noses!
Owen, what have told you about chewing the red pieces of lego. Get off to bed now, and no supper.
Let’s face it, the Express is printed on paper far too thin for the only purpose it is fit for.
Careful, that sounds like a description of the Euro, and EU law.
What a good idea it seems now to unite completely disparate economies with a single currency. How we laughed when they began their insane project.
Back when it was being done no one thought it particularly smart.
Credibility was lost when Greece joined.
Cuts = savings.
I agree.
But in government I think cuts means: Headcount reductions and reducing capital purchases whilst allowing the actual costs to still increase.
- They are cuts compared to what we could have been spending, logic…
And it looks like May has got a slap down:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/conservative/9925860/Theresa-Mays-attempts-to-position-herself-to-succeed-David-Cameron-slapped-down-by-Cabinet.html
- Or has she ?
And Campers has been forced to do a 180 degree scamper on minimum alcohol pricing:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/9926045/David-Cameron-abandons-plans-for-minimum-alcohol-price.html
‘One Treasury source described the Prime Minister’s plan as “a remarkably stupid idea”.’ : Ouch.
He’s seen that 2015 is the end for him if he doesn’t start his bribing of the voter now, 2014 is going to be his killer year, what with the Euro’s and the Scottish referendum and the Romanian’s, he has a lot to make up for, as we get deeper into the third world desperation of no money and everybody laughing at him on his U-turns.
Vote UKIP.
Vote LibLabCon.
8 minutes but worth every penny.
After one night inside, Huhne has complained about being bullied and has asked to be moved to another prison.
Ho ho ho ho. Ha ha ha
The screws probably hate him more than the lags.
Would not be surprised if he started a prison riot by accident.
Fucking class, well done my Sun.
a knight of malta for all your discreet backdoor installations.
He needs a cuddle
The matter is of a ‘Public Controversy’ and according to their very own laws it must be resolved publicly.e.g. Huhne / Pryce.
GeT your heads out from up yer Rses M’luds – you LOT are on TRIAL as well.
Thanks for the heads up.
Which Pope was it who stated – “this god myth has served us well”?
This guy?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0611811/
She has her own ‘skeletons rattling in her cupboard’ along with hubby joshuas.
European Parliament UK Information Office
Aliens, well they’d know all about that.
Fuquits, they really don’t get it – do they?
Let me spell it out: Fuck the EU and every single one of its bent institutions.
They have their own channel on you tube too
I have a feeling the warder perhaps may read this blog from time to time ?
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4838716/chris-huhne-ridiculed-on-his-first-day-in-wandsworth-jail.html
So hope they move him out of isolation ASAP, that spoils the fun.
In with the nonce wing.
Just cause you sleep with a lesbian doesn’t make you a nonce…….I think
Perhaps you should really review the information on the NICAP web site before criticising UFO Magazines.