March 11th, 2013

Rich’s Monday Morning View


  1. 1
    Nigel Farage (thats faridge) says:

    That is just wishful thinking


    • 5
      Dick the Prick says:

      Why’s she slating Keith Chegwin? Bit unnecessary.


    • 10
      Chris says:

      I’m about to be banged up and have my ring fenced.


      • 17
        M102 says:

        Why is she holding his cock?


        • 51
          It's a bit strange says:

          Ay, wondered what she was doing with her left hand. Mind you they worse things to Guy Fawkes more important important conspiritors, they hung them, when they about to lose consciousness they took them down, castrated them(something to prevent them procreating in the after life as they believe they still could (a bit like the Muslim 40 virins when they die)) their heart was extracted and they were debowelled which were then thrown on the fire, beheaded and quartered. I bet Geedo wants to go back to those days, having said the above, the catholic factions in Europe were equally as vicious.


        • 59
          Mike Leigh says:

          Why is she holding his cock?
          She’s not.
          It’s May gathering nuts.


        • 92
          Anonymous says:

          Why are you obsessed with Theresa May ? a lot of people on here are leading sad lives if they consider posting that sort of rubbish is hilarious repartee !


    • 56
      Kup says:

      Kate has no opinions on anything: BBC presenter Sandi Toksvig hits out at Duchess of Cambridge for being ‘very Jane Austen’

      Who is Toksvig to comment?

      Miss Toksvig recently made more waves when she claimed that she was once overlooked for the role of presenting the BBC’s Have I Got News For You – for which Angus Deayton was chosen – because she is a woman.

      sorry love, it is becuase you are shit and not funny

      note: Liza Tarbuck has been a guest presenter on Have I Got News for You


      • 66
        The Eagle sisters' pin up. says:

        She’s got a face for radio full stop. And you are correct she is NOT funny, another lefty lesbian luvvy who ticks all the right boxes at the BBC.


      • 84
        JabbaTheCat says:

        No doubt Brenda is over the moon with the new addition to Windsor plc. Thick as shit, docile and ready to take royal cock on command. The Windsor welfare trough succession is assured, and no more messy assassinations for the foreseeable future, so Harry’s SAS ninja helicopter training might have been wasted, still better safe than sorry…


      • 91
        Fed up with the BBC employing foreigners says:

        Toksvig should return to which ever nordic feminst reeducation camp she is a product of if she does not like the choice of bride of her future head of state.


    • 99
      Joe E says:

      Is that Def leppard’s new album cover?


  2. 2
    Alice Henderson says:

    Cameron has mucked it all up, we want an EU vote, stop immigration, stop foreign aid he had his chance and ruined it.

    Sign this petition to restrict Bulgarian and Romanians from entering the UK:

    OVER 91,000 SIGNED

    AT 100,000 it goes to Parliament and we will see the parties true faces not the lies they say about immigration


    • 26
      V1le, vicious Labour ruined my Country says:

      Cameron is too focussed on fringe issues instead of the bulk of the electorate. It’s time for him to go.


      • 45
        Nanny Knows Best says:

        stop smoking, stop eating junk food, stop drinking alcohol, stop . . .


        • 59
          Londoner says:

          Basically, he’s got the same political agenda as Waltham Forest Council. He is just as inept and for all I know he may even be as corrupt. Cameron is a joke.


          • One-term Dave, dragging the Tories to their grave, says:

            Good Heavens! Corrupt? Me? Pop round this evening, give me £250,000, cash, and I’ll tell you all about it, what what what.

            Tally ho!


    • 88
      JabbaTheCat says:

      Forget the petition, this is all that is needed…


  3. 3
    Old Perv says:

    Why did you post that picture?

    I’m going to have a ‘ardon all day now.


  4. 4

    Though I hate to say it, good cartoon. Brightened up my Monday, anyway.


  5. 6
    Chris Huhne says:

    Vicky, I want you to take my prison sentence. If you don’t, I’ll go to the kids and tell them you’re hurting the family.


    • 72
      It's a bit strange says:

      Say Geedo who has your hero and master told you to go after now that the Huhn’s are almost out of the way? Is it wee Dave Cameron, the two Teddies and who are going to promote, Farrage, Foxy (a bit unlikely), Tess May or someother possible contender?


  6. 9
    Old England says:

    Its because i am a conservative,that i have completely lost all feeling,passion
    ,and loyalty to, David Camerons’,Left leaning,blackmailing,conning,EU loving
    Social dictatorship party….What a fool i feel!!!!! …The shame….


  7. 11
    heinz says:

    Saucy cartoon!
    ” Good things come to those who wait”


  8. 12
    Anonymous says:



    • 81
      It's a bit strange says:

      Sure is, but what can you expect, there seems a growing jostling among the likely lads/lasses (not many of them though) but look who is doing the josling, are they the ones who would encourage a floating voter to vote conservative, a really inspiring, charismatic figure, not as yet.


  9. 13
    Vote UKiP says:



    • 23
      Osric Testacles says:

      …yes, cravats and early cardiac arrests for everybody. Oh, and completely unscrutinised and unaffordable policies.


      • 25
        Anonymous says:

        How many Romanians?


      • 47
        The LabLibCon Alliance says:

        The only party with unscrutinised and unaffordable policies are us.

        More expensive, unreliable and job killing green idiocy. Check.

        More money poured into the dictatorship in Brussels. Check.

        More money for third world dictators. Check.

        More mass uncontrolled immigration. Check.

        Higher and higher taxes. Check.

        Marxist political correctness rammed down your throat. Check.

        There is an alternative, it is not us.


      • 48
        AntiLeftoid says:

        Your preconception of the age group and class of UKiP supporters is innacurate.. quite a bigoted view, still most Labour supporters are closet bigots.


  10. 15
    AntiLeftoid says:

    Cut him open and you’ll see he is just full of shit, the cartoon is innacurate, the liquid on the slab should be brown


  11. 16
    FrankFisher says:

    Barbara Bain out of Space 1999 filleting Keith Chegwin?

    I used to fancy her something rotten when I was a yoof.


  12. 18
    Who Want's Some! says:

    With Fox now openly advocating an alternative economic strategy to clueless George, the divisions in the Conservative party are opening up, this will get worse as the economy fails to pick up (I deal with hundreds of businesses across IT, Construction and Print and all I see is banks removing credit at an alarming rate to send companies under) and the GE gets closer. UKIP will be the electoral stiletto do remove Cameron and his BlueLabour project it will then need real BlueTories to build the new party. Millibean may get a shot at no. 10 with the awful LibDems but it will be short lived and the price that may have to be paid to give the English (once the Scots go the Welsh will follow) the power to govern their own country.


    • 19
      STuN says:

      +1 But the thought of that awful man Fox F*ck cam and osbrown are bad enough, but him. Oh dear.


      • 87
        It's a bit strange says:

        Come of think of it where is Foxy’s little friend Werritty who he doesn’t really know, I bet he isn’t very far away in some lobby group


    • 42
      AntiLeftoid says:

      Forget the Tories, they are dead in the water, it is a party which alienates a lot of voters, time for new blood who represent the country not Europe, after all it was a Tory who bullshitted us into thinking we were joining a common market, if Winston Churchill (A true Tory) was alive now he’d be spitting nails knowing control of this country has been given away so cheaply, why do these career politicians want us to stay in the EU when none of the benefits of being in it outweigh the negative aspects, what is the cost of losing our democratic right to choose what laws are right for us? what is the cost of losing our voice in our own nation, what is the cost of having absolutely no representation within a massive collection of European states who each have their own welfare as their primary incentive. The only people who want us to stay in the EU are those who benefit personally from it financially, they have no alliegence to the nation and are not bothered what happens to it because they can afford to escape the shit when it hits the fan.


      • 96
        The Grand Poobah Rumpty Dumpty says:

        Why do you think the French Navy has been practicing deployments on the South Coast to cover evacuations?


        • 110
          AntiLeftoid says:

          And Brit troops taken out of Germany after having garrisons over there since 1945, it’s all very ominous.


      • 123
        Casual Observer says:

        The big part of the pi’ss take with EU is that for all those negatives, and the fact that since 2011 the UK has been frozen out of core EU decision making, the UK is the second largest financial contributor to the project.

        Figure that.


  13. 22
  14. 24
    Liam Fox. The Peoples Choice. says:

    It’s all over for the Tories.


    • 32
      Anonymous says:

      The time when the Tories could have recoverd by changing their leader is long gone.


      • 39
        rebekah aka nellnewman says:

        I would have agreed with you if labour had a strong leader and chancellor to put up for election, but they don’t . They are still seen as part of the old labour government that trashed the economy and everything else sight.

        So if the Tories change their leader, and I think May would be a good choice, they have a very good chance of winning in 2015.


        • 64
          Phoney Stare says:

          Can I be the leader? Labour, Tory, not too fussed really.


          • AntiLeftoid says:

            Interchangeable LibLabCon politicians is now an option, they all speak the same bollocks and want the same thing..a cushy job elsewhere, just like Mr Bliar when their career of climbing up the shitty hill of generic politics comes to an end after shafting the people of this country for all we are worth.


  15. 27
    The track record proves it says:

    Mark was the funny one!


  16. 28
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Why doesn’t she knife Clegg and Miliband instead? Or slay the incompetent civil servants and Pilgrims in her own department.

    The Conservatives seem to be navel gazing when they should be governing.


    • 63
      A Poppy says:

      Why would anyone want May? She’s been a useless Home Secretary.


    • 125
      It's a bit strange says:

      She will have a select selection of Con spads to help her, they are are part of the Civil service but are not not true civil servants, a bit like Gideon the same happened with Brown and the Two Teddies


  17. 30
    Eileen Critchley says:

    What have we got to lose?


  18. 31
    Theresa May says:

    Fingers crossed everyone for the Abu Qatada appeal on Wednesday!


    • 35
      rebekah aka nellnewman says:

      Abu Qatada’s mother in Jordon wants him home. Our courts should give her her wish.


      • 72
        Knackers Spicy Meatballs says:

        She’s welcome to have him back by instalments.


        • 108
          AntiLeftoid says:

          Can it be his big fat ugly bearded head first? it is offensive on so many levels.


          • AntiLeftoid says:

            So ugly in fact not even his mother could love him, he was made that ugly because even Allah hates him, all of the 72 virgins who await him are of the porcine persuasion.


    • 36
      Abu (Your'e avin a larf) Qatada says:

      Mrs Q is off to Harrods this morning to get me some toiletries.

      Thanks for paying the bill


  19. 33
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    She’ll need to get rid of those odd shaped collars on her jackets if she wants to get hold of the tory leadership job.


  20. 34
    Bubba, Cell No42 says:

    I look forward to welcoming Chris.


  21. 38
    The Pope's brown ring says:

    At least Boris does it from the front unlike some of the others


    • 40
      Mrs Alice Ringpiece says:

      He did me from behind once


    • 50
      Upright is best says:

      He always takes me from the rear. You don’t think I would let that fat slob get on top of me do you?


      • 122
        Anonymous says:

        do ugly ppl go to the rear. ever.ready sweetness though projects outwards like wave…in all directions. in order to change direction, change direction. just clarify…own demand and needs as well as that of the other. no rush.


  22. 43

    Richard Nixon in drag killing Peter Kay the comedian ? WHY ?


  23. 44
    Giles says:

    This cartoon is soooooo funny


  24. 46

    factually incorrect , politicians only knife people in the back


  25. 48

    Thats the best cartoon i’ve ever seen


  26. 53
    Hang The B@stards says:

    Surely the serving Tories realise they are fucked under Camoron.

    Or are they just as deluded as him and George ??


  27. 67
    Tony Blair says:

    Can I be the Pope?


    • 74
      One-term Dave, dragging the Tories to their grave, says:

      Oh, Tony, why of course you can! You can be anything you want to be, Tony. Why, you can be God himself! And of course, Tony, to me you are God. *simpering face*


    • 75
      Tell the truth you lying fucker says:

      NO ! but you could be a convicted war criminal if you like


    • 76
      Knackers Spicy Meatballs says:

      We’d rather see you on a rope.


    • 120
      Anonymous says:

      pope has a big donga and he gets to dress up.
      what are your qualifications?
      (in the dressage of life we all need to rein in.
      rawks and stones appear on darlin earth..with their own demands and needs…though liar has mastered the art of the tiptoe.


  28. 71
    albacore says:

    Cameron knifed as the sacrificial lamb?
    And you reckon that’ll purge the “Tory” scam?
    Just what we need, another ersatz Tory
    To sex up the LibLabCon fairy story


  29. 78
    Cameron. GO NOW!!!!!!! says:

    The Lefties are really taking on the group mentality of the Nazis.

    Let’s get one thing straight. Husband and Husband ain’t natural, it is NOT a family and it is an abomination to produce their offspring in unnatural ways. The Left would like to imprison me for saying this (at the same time let their own walk away free from perverting the course of Justice).

    But Lefties facts are facts and man and man or woman and woman can not lie down together and produce children. Obviously if needs must (tragedy, divorce etc) a man or a woman are capable of raising a family but it is not an ideal situation and should not be encouraged as a starting point.



  30. 79
    George gideon towel folder Osborne says:

    There was a young Tory called Dave
    our money he promised to save
    He entrusted George to cut EU gorge
    but instead he made us their slave


  31. 82
    A Friend says:

    Guido, I hope you have a better week than your weekend. If you are going to starve this column of stories in order to please Murdoch on Sundays, people are going to drift away as they have been doing recently. The explicit news that you are deliberately delaying your material is not going down well as well as making your attacks on the Eye look like they hypocricy you affect to despise.


  32. 83
    polypraxis says:

    Yeah I know, lets replace a common purpose puppet and stooge of the EU Mr Cameron with another common purpose stooge and puppet of the EU Mrs May. Or how about Hague or Gay billy as he is known by the rent boy community? He is a different breed altogether, a common purpose puppet working in the pocket of the EU. The whole arty has to be destroyed, fumigated, proscribed and the lot put on a remote Island in the South Atlantic.


  33. 98
    Jimmy says:

    He spelt (unt wrong.


  34. 106
    damned impertinent questions says:

    ” Original framed artwork available to buy on eBay.”

    That should be fun


  35. 124
    It's a bit strange says:

    That’s right call a gereral election will concentrate minds, if Geedo concentates on Dave we will have to have an election because of the 1922 com may get the necessary number of rebels and a leadership battle will ensue, and of course if Dave does get pushed out, the new leader would have to call a general election, we would not want an unelected leader of the Cons as prime minister, would we Geedo.


  36. 127
    Rich Rostrom says:

    Fundamental error:

    The Mayans chucked people into deep wells (cenotes),

    It was the Aztecs who practiced instant cardiectomy.


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