Rich’s Monday Morning View
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How Mervyn King Lost Bank Battle War | WSJ
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Get Used to Coalitions | David Aaronovitch
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The Enemy Within | Max Hastings
Muslim Led Military-Style Free School Needed | Toby Young
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
That is just wishful thinking
Why’s she slating Keith Chegwin? Bit unnecessary.
Oh I don’t know. Cheggers has a lot to answer for.
looks like the england rugby coach
Good drawing.
You have a real talent.
The drawing’s OK, the spelling’s terrible. Cult??
Very good Sir.
I’m about to be banged up and have my ring fenced.
Why is she holding his cock?
Ay, wondered what she was doing with her left hand. Mind you they worse things to Guy Fawkes more important important conspiritors, they hung them, when they about to lose consciousness they took them down, castrated them(something to prevent them procreating in the after life as they believe they still could (a bit like the Muslim 40 virins when they die)) their heart was extracted and they were debowelled which were then thrown on the fire, beheaded and quartered. I bet Geedo wants to go back to those days, having said the above, the catholic factions in Europe were equally as vicious.
That’s not her left arm…
Look again cocky, her left hand as seen in the”cartoon” is on the right as you see the cartoon
Being hanged, drawn and quartered was reserved for traitors not Catholics. Many protestants met their deaths in this fashion including the surviving regicides of Charles II.
Correction Charles I.
Why is she holding his cock?
She’s not.
It’s May gathering nuts.
Why are you obsessed with Theresa May ? a lot of people on here are leading sad lives if they consider posting that sort of rubbish is hilarious repartee !
PTAFRAFO, Anonymous.
Kate has no opinions on anything: BBC presenter Sandi Toksvig hits out at Duchess of Cambridge for being ‘very Jane Austen’
Who is Toksvig to comment?
Miss Toksvig recently made more waves when she claimed that she was once overlooked for the role of presenting the BBC’s Have I Got News For You – for which Angus Deayton was chosen – because she is a woman.
sorry love, it is becuase you are shit and not funny
note: Liza Tarbuck has been a guest presenter on Have I Got News for You
She’s got a face for radio full stop. And you are correct she is NOT funny, another lefty lesbian luvvy who ticks all the right boxes at the BBC.
Attacking a pregnant woman- very sisterly.
And Sandy ToxicShit would be the first to complain if Kate voiced opinions the leftie luvvie didn’t agree with.
Sandi is a bore who thinks she is funny, sad woman.
I await a tweet from Catherine stating that Toxic is a no neck fucking spasmo
Sadi Toxic put the N in C unts
No doubt Brenda is over the moon with the new addition to Windsor plc. Thick as shit, docile and ready to take royal cock on command. The Windsor welfare trough succession is assured, and no more messy assassinations for the foreseeable future, so Harry’s SAS ninja helicopter training might have been wasted, still better safe than sorry…
I think you must be mentally ill to make comments like that, i suppose you are in your trackie bottoms on the sofa, eating your third big Mac of the day ! stupid oik !
You must be mentally ill to suck royal cock. Stupid oik!
Toksvig should return to which ever nordic feminst reeducation camp she is a product of if she does not like the choice of bride of her future head of state.
Is that Def leppard’s new album cover?
Cameron has mucked it all up, we want an EU vote, stop immigration, stop foreign aid he had his chance and ruined it.
Sign this petition to restrict Bulgarian and Romanians from entering the UK:
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Cameron is too focussed on fringe issues instead of the bulk of the electorate. It’s time for him to go.
stop smoking, stop eating junk food, stop drinking alcohol, stop . . .
Basically, he’s got the same political agenda as Waltham Forest Council. He is just as inept and for all I know he may even be as corrupt. Cameron is a joke.
Good Heavens! Corrupt? Me? Pop round this evening, give me £250,000, cash, and I’ll tell you all about it, what what what.
Tally ho!
Forget the petition, this is all that is needed…
Why did you post that picture?
I’m going to have a ‘ardon all day now.
Though I hate to say it, good cartoon. Brightened up my Monday, anyway.
Yvette looks a trifle long in the tooth and Ed is not a ginger tosser or showing his pigeon love bomb. Apart from that it’s fine.
It all depends upon what you mean by good, I suppose.
Vicky, I want you to take my prison sentence. If you don’t, I’ll go to the kids and tell them you’re hurting the family.
Say Geedo who has your hero and master told you to go after now that the Huhn’s are almost out of the way? Is it wee Dave Cameron, the two Teddies and who are going to promote, Farrage, Foxy (a bit unlikely), Tess May or someother possible contender?
Its because i am a conservative,that i have completely lost all feeling,passion
,and loyalty to, David Camerons’,Left leaning,blackmailing,conning,EU loving
Social dictatorship party….What a fool i feel!!!!! …The shame….
Saucy cartoon!
” Good things come to those who wait”
Nasty!
Sure is, but what can you expect, there seems a growing jostling among the likely lads/lasses (not many of them though) but look who is doing the josling, are they the ones who would encourage a floating voter to vote conservative, a really inspiring, charismatic figure, not as yet.
VOTE UKiP
…yes, cravats and early cardiac arrests for everybody. Oh, and completely unscrutinised and unaffordable policies.
How many Romanians?
Too many.. flood the UK with cheap labour, the only beneficiaries are corporations and companies who employ them.
One is too many.
Bet you wouldn’t say that if they all looked like the Cheeky Girls. Every straight (sexually) MP would want one.
Fuck orf, they are mingers. I think with my head not my dick.
The only party with unscrutinised and unaffordable policies are us.
More expensive, unreliable and job killing green idiocy. Check.
More money poured into the dictatorship in Brussels. Check.
More money for third world dictators. Check.
More mass uncontrolled immigration. Check.
Higher and higher taxes. Check.
Marxist political correctness rammed down your throat. Check.
There is an alternative, it is not us.
Your preconception of the age group and class of UKiP supporters is innacurate.. quite a bigoted view, still most Labour supporters are closet bigots.
Cut him open and you’ll see he is just full of shit, the cartoon is innacurate, the liquid on the slab should be brown
The body on the slab should be Brown (Gordon that is)
A double slab would be great, stick Bliar on it too.
Barbara Bain out of Space 1999 filleting Keith Chegwin?
I used to fancy her something rotten when I was a yoof.
With Fox now openly advocating an alternative economic strategy to clueless George, the divisions in the Conservative party are opening up, this will get worse as the economy fails to pick up (I deal with hundreds of businesses across IT, Construction and Print and all I see is banks removing credit at an alarming rate to send companies under) and the GE gets closer. UKIP will be the electoral stiletto do remove Cameron and his BlueLabour project it will then need real BlueTories to build the new party. Millibean may get a shot at no. 10 with the awful LibDems but it will be short lived and the price that may have to be paid to give the English (once the Scots go the Welsh will follow) the power to govern their own country.
+1 But the thought of that awful man Fox F*ck cam and osbrown are bad enough, but him. Oh dear.
Come of think of it where is Foxy’s little friend Werritty who he doesn’t really know, I bet he isn’t very far away in some lobby group
Forget the Tories, they are dead in the water, it is a party which alienates a lot of voters, time for new blood who represent the country not Europe, after all it was a Tory who bullshitted us into thinking we were joining a common market, if Winston Churchill (A true Tory) was alive now he’d be spitting nails knowing control of this country has been given away so cheaply, why do these career politicians want us to stay in the EU when none of the benefits of being in it outweigh the negative aspects, what is the cost of losing our democratic right to choose what laws are right for us? what is the cost of losing our voice in our own nation, what is the cost of having absolutely no representation within a massive collection of European states who each have their own welfare as their primary incentive. The only people who want us to stay in the EU are those who benefit personally from it financially, they have no alliegence to the nation and are not bothered what happens to it because they can afford to escape the shit when it hits the fan.
Why do you think the French Navy has been practicing deployments on the South Coast to cover evacuations?
And Brit troops taken out of Germany after having garrisons over there since 1945, it’s all very ominous.
The big part of the pi’ss take with EU is that for all those negatives, and the fact that since 2011 the UK has been frozen out of core EU decision making, the UK is the second largest financial contributor to the project.
Figure that.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2291309/Look-whos-doing-Clegg-nam-style-Deputy-PM-appears-mimic-Korean-pop-stars-moves-keynote-speech-Lib-Dem-conference.html
It’s all over for the Tories.
The time when the Tories could have recoverd by changing their leader is long gone.
I would have agreed with you if labour had a strong leader and chancellor to put up for election, but they don’t . They are still seen as part of the old labour government that trashed the economy and everything else sight.
So if the Tories change their leader, and I think May would be a good choice, they have a very good chance of winning in 2015.
Can I be the leader? Labour, Tory, not too fussed really.
Interchangeable LibLabCon politicians is now an option, they all speak the same bollocks and want the same thing..a cushy job elsewhere, just like Mr Bliar when their career of climbing up the shitty hill of generic politics comes to an end after shafting the people of this country for all we are worth.
Mark was the funny one!
Where’s your evidence? It wasn’t funny then either.
Why doesn’t she knife Clegg and Miliband instead? Or slay the incompetent civil servants and Pilgrims in her own department.
The Conservatives seem to be navel gazing when they should be governing.
Why would anyone want May? She’s been a useless Home Secretary.
Somebody appreciates her charms
She will have a select selection of Con spads to help her, they are are part of the Civil service but are not not true civil servants, a bit like Gideon the same happened with Brown and the Two Teddies
What have we got to lose?
Fingers crossed everyone for the Abu Qatada appeal on Wednesday!
Abu Qatada’s mother in Jordon wants him home. Our courts should give her her wish.
She’s welcome to have him back by instalments.
Can it be his big fat ugly bearded head first? it is offensive on so many levels.
So ugly in fact not even his mother could love him, he was made that ugly because even Allah hates him, all of the 72 virgins who await him are of the porcine persuasion.
Mrs Q is off to Harrods this morning to get me some toiletries.
Thanks for paying the bill
She’ll need to get rid of those odd shaped collars on her jackets if she wants to get hold of the tory leadership job.
I think she needs to remove that hideous mask myself.
I look forward to welcoming Chris.
At least Boris does it from the front unlike some of the others
He did me from behind once
He always takes me from the rear. You don’t think I would let that fat slob get on top of me do you?
do ugly ppl go to the rear. ever.ready sweetness though projects outwards like wave…in all directions. in order to change direction, change direction. just clarify…own demand and needs as well as that of the other. no rush.
Richard Nixon in drag killing Peter Kay the comedian ? WHY ?
Because he’s worth it.
This cartoon is soooooo funny
factually incorrect , politicians only knife people in the back
This lot are so confused they have started stabbing each other in the chest!
The tories can’t even get that right !
Thats the best cartoon i’ve ever seen
Are you sure Stevie? I don’t see it myself.
That’s enough blind gags.
I don’t see what you are wooried about.
its only about half as good as it should be
“The eyes have it , the eyes have it
Hey Stevie, ahs gots me a confession to makes to yah.. those books in Braille i kept gettin yo for yahs birthday weren’t books, dey was cheese graters from de five an dime.
Surely the serving Tories realise they are fucked under Camoron.
Or are they just as deluded as him and George ??
Can I be the Pope?
Oh, Tony, why of course you can! You can be anything you want to be, Tony. Why, you can be God himself! And of course, Tony, to me you are God. *simpering face*
NO ! but you could be a convicted war criminal if you like
We’d rather see you on a rope.
Pope on a rope
pope has a big donga and he gets to dress up.
what are your qualifications?
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(in the dressage of life we all need to rein in.
rawks and stones appear on darlin earth..with their own demands and needs…though liar has mastered the art of the tiptoe.
Cameron knifed as the sacrificial lamb?
And you reckon that’ll purge the “Tory” scam?
Just what we need, another ersatz Tory
To sex up the LibLabCon fairy story
The Lefties are really taking on the group mentality of the Nazis.
Let’s get one thing straight. Husband and Husband ain’t natural, it is NOT a family and it is an abomination to produce their offspring in unnatural ways. The Left would like to imprison me for saying this (at the same time let their own walk away free from perverting the course of Justice).
But Lefties facts are facts and man and man or woman and woman can not lie down together and produce children. Obviously if needs must (tragedy, divorce etc) a man or a woman are capable of raising a family but it is not an ideal situation and should not be encouraged as a starting point.
Cameron YOU ARE OUT OF ORDER TOO.
There was a young Tory called Dave
our money he promised to save
He entrusted George to cut EU gorge
but instead he made us their slave
Guido, I hope you have a better week than your weekend. If you are going to starve this column of stories in order to please Murdoch on Sundays, people are going to drift away as they have been doing recently. The explicit news that you are deliberately delaying your material is not going down well as well as making your attacks on the Eye look like they hypocricy you affect to despise.
Geedo could rename his site, Hypocrisy is Us.com
We don’t work weekends you Huhne. If you don’t like it please accept a full refund and fuck off.
Your modbot does.
You mean 8illy?
whispers sweet nothings dear.
Yeah I know, lets replace a common purpose puppet and stooge of the EU Mr Cameron with another common purpose stooge and puppet of the EU Mrs May. Or how about Hague or Gay billy as he is known by the rent boy community? He is a different breed altogether, a common purpose puppet working in the pocket of the EU. The whole arty has to be destroyed, fumigated, proscribed and the lot put on a remote Island in the South Atlantic.
Las Malvinas?
Kergelen: colder, bleaker and populated by penguins that speak only French..
He spelt (unt wrong.
You would know that, you type it in Google image search often enough.
” Original framed artwork available to buy on eBay.”
That should be fun
That’s right call a gereral election will concentrate minds, if Geedo concentates on Dave we will have to have an election because of the 1922 com may get the necessary number of rebels and a leadership battle will ensue, and of course if Dave does get pushed out, the new leader would have to call a general election, we would not want an unelected leader of the Cons as prime minister, would we Geedo.
Fundamental error:
The Mayans chucked people into deep wells (cenotes),
It was the Aztecs who practiced instant cardiectomy.