March 11th, 2013

Clegg-nam Style: Deputy PM Mimics Korean Pop Star’s Moves


  1. 1
    P l e b says:

    And what is K-pop?

  2. 2
    Ed Miliband says:

    He’s Britain’s next Deputy PM.

  3. 3
    P l e b says:

    And who’s the Chinky?

  4. 4
    Tally Ho says:

    I didn’t realise Nicholas Cleggmeister went horse riding, I thought that was Dave’s sport.

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    Chris Rennard says:

    Grope-grope-grope-grope-grope Groping LibDem Style

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    1,406,515,000 views says:

    Korean pop

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    Anonymous says:

    Finally, something within Clegg’s capabilities.

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    Long Duk Dong says:

    Wun Hung Lo

  9. 9
    SamCam says:

    My Dave has got a great idea to win votes, the Challenger Tanks we are getting rid of we can give to the Syrian Rebels also since we are scrapping the Para’s we can train the Syrians to jump out of planes. This will free up more dosh to give to foreign aid. Now that is really neat.

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    Liar.Politicians says:

    Call Clegg!

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    Spank Sinatra says:

    Just like his speech – toe curlingly bad. Utterly deluded. Vince dodged the question as regards what he knew of Pryce taking the points. Claimd he ‘hadn’t seen’ the evidence. Of course he hadn’t, he wasn’t in court. Key issue remains as to whether she told him as alleged. A simple denial would have been sufficient.

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    Tory Infighting = Ed Balls as Chancellor says:

    Time for the Tories to stop horsing around, now is the time to make mincemeat of Clegg.

    Remember he’s changed his tune more often than Radio 1 over Lord Rennard.

  13. 13
    Liar.Politicians says:

    LibDem spring conference went very well. Who’s ever heard of someone resigning in front of everyone at a party conference! Well done Nick Clegg.

  14. 14
    Harlem Desire says:

    At this rate we’ll get a Harlem Shake at the Party conference.

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    Centre Parting says:

    If we can split RBS into good bits and bad bits, why can’t we do it with the UK.

    Labour can rule over the people that vote for them and the Tories and UKIP can look after successful sectors and people.

    And the Lib dumbs, who cares…

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    Maurice D'Minor says:

    ? Whats the difference between Nick Clegg and a shopping trolley…

    Answer- A shopping trolley has a mind of it’s own.

  17. 17
    Vince Cable says:

    I don’t remember Gangnam Style.

  18. 18
    Nick Clegg says:

    “We are no longer the protest party…we are now the protested about party!”

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    Tosspot says:

    OK Cleggo, if you try the moves, where is the sexy Totty

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    Anonymous says:

    I am against mansion tax as once it is implemented almost all houses will end up being taxed in years to come. But it will show how hypocaust LDs are if they vote against it.

    It comeing to a state one cannot believe a word LD says.

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    Piss-poor comedian says:

    The moves were invented by Lord Rennard. It’s known in LibDem circles as “Gang-bang Style”

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    Kim jong Un-il-Jong whatever says:

    Korea pop? I make Korea boom!

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    Caroline Lucas says:

    Gang Green Style

  25. 25
    A GROPE of LIB DEM MP's says:

    What chance do we have with a coalition between a broken supermarket trolly and a busted flush ?

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    I used to vote Tory but now I'd sooner eat my own face. says:

    I’d like to see David Cameron jump out of a plane. Without a parachute, obviously.

    And Clegg – the only move I’d like to see him make is the one where he grabs his chest as he suffers a massive and fatal heart attack.

  27. 27
    Anonymous says:


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    A GROPE of LIB DEM MP's says:

    If you can’t fight , wear a big hat !

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    This will be Chris Huhne later today says:

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    labourunionsbbc are one under the EU says:

    It’s easy to imagine how much climbing of the ranks goes on lord Renn ard styleee, in that country.

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    Randy Rennard says:


  32. 32
    Mad Bloke with plackard says:

    When the Huhne receives his sentence today I hope the whole court do The Harlem Shake.

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    LibDums can't do the business says:

    Come on you groped Libdum wimmin, give us the facts. Down the Dog and Duck the money says obese Randy Rennard never got beyond a bit of fat fingering. The unfit lard barrel wasn’t up to giving you a jolly rogering.

  34. 34
    The LabLibCon Alliance says:

    Make mincemeat of Clegg?

    But Dave and Nick are bosom buddies are they not? So much so, they can’t find anything to disagree on.

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    One-term Dave, dragging the Tories to their grave, says:

    Changing tune? I luurrrv changing tune!

    First, I tell everyone I’d reduce immigration to a few tens of thousands, then I tell more than a billion people in India that they can come and live here! I tell everyone we’re a sovereign nation, they I tell you I can’t do anything about deporting Abu Qatada!

    And if that isn’t spiffing enough, I first tell you I’ll reduce Britain’s debt as a matter of urgency, then I double it! I tell everyone tax is too high, then I introduce 299 new taxes! Gufff haw haw haw haw haw!

    I told you all how awful it would be if Labour snooped on everyone’s emails and phone calls, then I propose spending five billion pounds doing exactly that!

    I cancel the third runway at Heathrow, then I jolly well decide it should be built after all!

    Just wait for me to change tune on my jolly EU in/out referendum cast iron guarantee MK-II!

    Whhheeeeeee! Tally Hoooooooo!

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    It was a matter of time before they'd start raping girls in their own community says:

    Three men arrested after ‘concerns’ raised over welfare of teenage girls at Islamic School for Girls in Lancaster

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    Mike Handycock says:

    ԓԒԓԓ Heyy sexxy layydeee ԓԒԓԓ ……. That’s not a song, I’m just sending a text to a 13 year old ….. boaz

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    A GROPE of LIB DEM MP's says:

    His script writers are clutching at straws , what next Clegg does the Harlem ?

  39. 39
    Anonymous says:

    Shopping trollies are useful.

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    Winch Cable says:

    I never heard that, I was too tired.

  41. 41
    Anthony Blair says:

    “Great socialist coup of last decade was to make wealth an embarrassment.”

    I agree with that.

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    It was a matter of time before they'd start raping girls in their own community says:

    Three men have been arrested on suspicion of sexual assault and false imprisonment within the grounds of an Islamic girls’ school, police said.

    Police said they were investigating reports surrounding the welfare of a small group of teenage girls at the Islamic School for Girls in Lancaster.

    A 40-year-old from Bolton and two men from Blackburn, aged 30 and 53, are in police custody.

    Searches are being conducted at the school by female officers.

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    The fuckers are still at it says:

    “Lancaster Islamic girls’ school sex assault: Three arrested

    Three men have been arrested on suspicion of sexual assault and false imprisonment within the grounds of an Islamic girls’ school, police said.

    Police said they were investigating reports surrounding the welfare of a small group of teenage girls at the Islamic School for Girls in Lancaster.

    A 40-year-old from Bolton and two men from Blackburn, aged 30 and 53, are in police custody”

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    I genuinely laughed out loud at that one says:

    Comment of the day!

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    Heres Hoping says:

    He enters the Darwin Awards and wins

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    labourunionsbbc are one under the EU says:

    “Great socialist coup of last decade was to make wealth an embarrassment.”

    For everyone except themselevs.

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    Cable says:

    I’ve consulted my records and can confirm that I can’t remember knowing or having a conversation with anyone about anything.
    Must run.

  48. 48

    Thanking you very glad , that’s another 20 million of your very English taxpayers pounds please

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    It was a matter of time before they'd start raping girls in their own community says:

    Now that they’ve been finally exposed grooming english girls, they’ve turned to girls in their own community. They’re only doing what their pedop terrorist prophet did, noncing underage girls.

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    Sarah Teather says:

    I tell a load of funny gags at the conference and nobody even tittered, Jo Shaw resigns at the lectern and brings the fu*king house down!!

  51. 51
    Tony Bliar resplendant in his white robes says:

    Close ones eyes, sit back, and relax in the enrichment

  52. 52
    Andrew Tyrie, the only thinking MP says:

    We must break up the “too big to fail”‘ banks

    And the BBC at the same time

    Nothing like killing two birds with one stone

  53. 53
    Harbottle says:

    The best dance for Clegg is the old 60s favourite, the jerk.

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    Capitalist says:

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Perhaps he was practising for a new career in light entertainment when this current job grinds to a halt.

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    Mandleson says:

    I’m intensely relaxed about people becoming filthy rich.

  57. 57
    David Nicholson says:

    Me too.
    Can I claim my expenses now?

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    Problem is it’s so difficult to find any English teen virgins

  59. 59
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

    Today I shall be mostly waging an ideological jihad against anyone who has been unwise enough to have saved any money.

    We are the party of retribution and redistribution.

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    DAVE lord charles CAMERON says:

    I say i say i say What , There was this lib dem fellow called Clegg
    and he said “We the lib dems are a real force in power not just the community”
    In Power i say , Err Hello ! who won the election ?you are nothing more than my lap dog you little oik know your place

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    pissed off voter says:

    definitely a party of change – change their story on Rennard … on Pryce … on tuition fees … on referenda … etc.

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    Cable cut says:

    I’ve just invoked my nuclear option.

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    Residing in 96.97% white Merseyside says:

    Gangnam is so yesterday. It’s all about the Harlem Shake now.

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    Moosies -- Thanks for welcoming us to the U.K. Dave says:

    Our sky fairy says we are entitled to treat girls however badly we want to. Whats more he’ll fix us up with lots of virgins when we enter the afterlife

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Someone mention a grope, where are the interns, any under 16? Boaz.

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    You can bet your bottom dollar on that if I’ve been around. Boaz.

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    Airey Belvoir says:

    What have the Libdems got to do with Roman underfloor heating?

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    Cool Cleggers and an even cooler Franacesca Baby+super cool camera man!!

  69. 69
    Seaside Sally says:

    I was in Brighton at the weekend but Ididnt see handycock or Councillor Fuller
    in town. Any ideas where they spent the weekend ?

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    Anonymous says:

    I don’t care if they do it to their own.

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    . says:

    hoo flung dung

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    Gail Forswins says:

    Interesting that even Daily (Hate) Mail readers found this article in their beloved rag tedious, infantile and melevolent judging by the comments below the article. No wonder the vast percentage of ordinary voters are turned off not just politics but political reporting when journalists treat it as their plaything rather than with integrity.

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