Guido is sharing a page with Ed Miliband in the Sun today. In Guido’s column:
Evidence that Carina will stand by her manThere are 25 political stories in the Sun today. All for just 50p…
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
First again
Cameron must go, he’s the problem and the cause of the UK continuing to be a cesspit after the deliberate destruction by Labour.
A bankrupt country full of third worlders but Ed said sorry so that’s ok.
David William Donald Cameron, are yo,u or have you ever been a member of the communist party?
I wonder what Huhne will go down for?
A couple of quid, I should think.
Are you kidding?
6 months
One report suggested he could get less than Pryce because he pleaded guilty but I would hope the fact that he dragged it out for months and only changed at the last moment will count against him and cancel this out.
the soap on Tuesday 6am I should expect unless Big Bubba rings first.
Who will rid of this Anti-Semitic Nazi c’unt?
No but I am a paid up member of the Chipping Norton set
A few Astors, Murdochs and my beloved Rebekah and Charlie before they go down
And the adorable and intelligent Clarkson of course
You’re also a Fabian, a traitor and a liar, just like your partner in crime Nick Clegg.
Mr Sniffin? I thought all BNP members were required to worship from dusk till dawn on Sunday at the shrine of Saint Parker of UKIP.
The audience at the LibDem conference looked to be 100% white middle class. Where is the diversity they want the rest of us to endure ? Could it be they are just a bunch of smug, self-righteous hypocrites.
Yes
Diversity is for the little people.
I obviously need treatment. Cameron steams on completely oblivious to opinion polls, broken election pledges, by-election results and every other substantial rune known to man, and here’s me thinking that our politicians worked for US! Political awareness training for me then………………………….
quality of life = quality of bum otpt?
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but to have a fixation.
on the day of the sun.
Here is wishing you a less demanding sweetness.
In the grand scheme of things, this makes absolute sense, but right now, it seems to be pretty phucked up to me.
I don’t think by looking at that photo that Gazza should be using the past tense.
Who or what is Gazza?
It comes from that phrase, “Pieless in Gazza”.
Square inch for square inch, The Sun is probably dearer than bog roll…
Ensup making bog rolls, perfect use for it
Not enough editions of the Guardian sold to wipe your fat arse, that’s for sure.
But you can’t read a bog roll when sat on the bog.
But, unlike recycled bog roll, it’s still full of shit.
heads up:
kitchen roll is cheaper, more absorbent, stronger and less likely to split during a vigorous cleaning therefore not leaving a nasty looking finger as puppy roll can leave you with.
{ed} can somebody put this in proper grammar , thanks
We are not supposed to read the Sun up our way.
Who said anything about reading it?
It’s the piccies i’nit, the reading part is too hard
Go on, give it a go. It’s a damn sight better than reading the Mirror or the People, which are just nasty socialist bilge spouting rags. At least the Sun allows a bit of variety – Ken Livingston used to have a column in it. I can’t see the Mirror giving Lord Tebbit a column, can you?
Anyway, if you won’t or can’t read the Sun on Sunday due to peer pressure, try to get a copy of the Sunday Sun, just to confuse people. It’s like a Sunday version of the Northern Echo.
No, No, NO!
the sun is scum as are those who read it
Its a good one Guido.
However, What is the fascination with Huhnes partner sexuality (former bisexual) , considering some on the rights views on SSM (including the Popes comments) i thought we were despised, unless people against SSM and homosexuality mean they hate gay men but OK with two (or more) women having sex?
(media in general)
Lesbians good, Homos bad. It’s the law.
It’s what I’ve worked for so long in my long campaign for the Lesbianiastion of Britain.
Lesbianisation?
We are witnessing the whosale feminisation of society in the West with equalitarianism and feminism seeming to be taking over via political correctness. Men in the West are being brainwashed to forget they’re men. There are even adverts on TV now advertising what’s not acceptable behaviour towrds women. Have you seen them??
It’s a slippery slope that will lead to the destruction of our kind!
Sounds far more profound as lesbianiastion
And thus most appropriate to Dave’s great bastion
Where championing all things aberrant and perverse
Is dedicated to turning what’s bad so much worse
Yes, that’s the country just north of yidland innit?
Yes, that’s the country just north of Aireals innit?
Try emasculation.
I did once and look where it got me.
You’re just falling into our dirty little hands you stupid bitch. Mwahahahahahaha!
The answer is in your question. “Former bi-sexual”. If an ugly little tit like Huhne can cure a lezzer, anyone can cure a lezzer.
I’m offering a low-cost ‘lezza curing service” to any reasonably attractive lezzas out there. If the first sessions doesn’t do the trick, the second session’s free.
It is virtually every man’s ultimate desire to convert a lesbian, so all credit to Huhne for managing this. It’s the only good thing that he has ever done, especially since it led to both his and his ugly wife’s downfalls.
It may be a strange quirk of male psychology, but I’d rather be shafted by a lezza with a strap on than a randy, hairy arsed bloke. Or is it just me?
It’s just you.
Fuck off 8illy.
It’s all about cock with you isn’t it?
FFS, do you know nothing?
Two men swapping spit and fondling genitalia is sick making. Two women (who must NOT resemble the Eagle sisters) is highly e****c.
+69
@R U from California? Surely you mean the Eagle brothers?
Sharing a page with Weird Ed? Uuurgh! I hope you took the necessary precautions
Guido is holding his nose – can’t you tell ?
For the avoidance of doubt, Guido is holding his own nose, as is Vacant Ned.
I’m completely fucked! – or will be!
So am I. Oh what are we to do now that everything we do is exposed on the internet and despicable blogs like this. Boaz.
Citizen, don’t worry. We in Brussels/Strasbourg are going to shut down most the Internet within the EUSSR, and impose strict censorship of the press.
Dave has our full support. In fact, he gives us twenty billion pounds of your money, every year, for us to achieve this very objective.
The EU has the full support of all of us and we all could not care less how expensive it is, or following it’s orders are. The serfs will pay up and that’s the end of it.
Did you all see that bloke from Hacked Off on Sky today insisting that Leveson be implemented in full and immediately. They won’t go away will they?
It’s the internet they are after, the established news media are already ‘in the tank’. The freedom of the internet terrifies them, they can’t manage or subvert it, without draconian legislation. It will come, as long as we remain outside the sheep pen.
And not before time too. The internet is a menace, it has severely disrupted my sex life that you mugs pay for. Boaz.
I thought I was dying until the ghost of Raul Moat turned up with some chicken and cans of lager. He saved me life man.
Don’t sweat it Gazza, you will be dead one day, it’s only a matter of time.
I’ll out last you and get a statue.
We want a statue of Jimmy Savile erecting in Leeds city square!
“erecting”? I’d pay good money to see that.
Jimmy is currently making tents with his coffin shroud, and is not available for comment.
Up to his old tricks again.
http://tinyurl.com/d9lfefg
Well that explains the PCC complaint, but is one of the best D.M. articles ever.
With such damning evidence one hopes that the police will investigate.
Is Garry shirtpuller not just a talentless version of Maradonna, and when will the Sun get enough wind behind it to turn 180 degrees towards the Mill ?
I don’t read the Sun.
But it’s got Gazza ion the front page
And some lovely lite chic on page 3
Everything to make an intelligent person happy
And keep people from thinking about reality
Technomist, nobody does.
Yeah, Murdoch is so wealthy he just goes out and buys all the copies (you fucking twat)
No, you just wank off to the pics.
Taking the murdoch coin. So much for being an independent teller of truth to power. You are as bad as Louise Mensch. And as credible
Just fuck off and pay your BBC license fee like a good little conformist spastic.
Did you rad that one Gidoo posted about putting up the price of alcohol so that poor folks would not be able to buy it, since when has Gidoo been concerned about the poor and their finances, a total hypocrit. Gidoo only mixes with monied folks (or at least tries to) poor folks have nothing to pay him with so he is not interested in their problems, he blames them for being poor, it’s their fault of course.
Fuck off you pissed soaked old tramp.
Guido is my hero
He’s even better than me at hypocritical vile
And, yes, Vicky is still in love with the Hune
And I have sympathy with her since I assisted her in her fall
And no journalists from the Times a r r e s t e d in the last 24 hours BTW
Oooof
Hello Isabel
How’s the hubby?
Still working for the Sun?
And still pretending from time to time to be freelance when you ask him to do dirtywork?
And you all compulsive liars in the Murdock Mob?
PS He must be a chum of our hero Guido as well…
Mother’s Day’s a minefield for two-dad families
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2013/mar/09/mothers-day-reaction-schools-gay-dads
WHO GIVES A SHIT, except for Gay Dave and his metrosexual clique?
You would have thought they’d already sorted out who was the bitch in the relationship.
I’m the bitch in my relationship…David, where’s my Mother’s Day card from Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John?
Create a male profile on mumsnet with moniker ‘screaming hairdresser’ or some such, and ask that question there…
All I want to know is, ‘Who’s the daddy?”
This will be Dave’s next crusade – making Mother’s Day safe for arsebandits.
Every child has a mother, unless the pooves want us to believe they can shit kids out now.
That would explain a lot about the Labour front bench.
I have no idea what these stories are all about or if they are any good – I don’t read the Sun – but saving them up for Sunday does make the criticisms of Private Eye not being up-to-the-minute seem lame.
Guido attacked the Daed Tree Press for years
Now he believes in it – but only on Sundays – and as long as he is paid by the Murdoch Mob -
Simples really
It might help to look at the contents of the tin before you come on here, you whiny little bitch.
“Guido set out to be sensationalist, Matt Drudge was an inspiration, Kelvin Mackenzie’s Sun of the 80s was another.”
“When media pundit Roy Greenslade described Guido’s blog as “the bastard love-child of Popbitch and Kelvin Mackenzie”, Guido was proud of his parentage.”
Guido Fawkes.
Why no mention of enthusiastically sucking cutcock?
I leave it to dimwits like you.
Exclusive: Read Guido’s column in the Sun, later this week.
The Archbishop of Canterbury writing an open letter complaining about cuts to benefits. Just on an issue of fact; benefits are not being cut they are just not going up as quickly as they used to which will bring them in line with private sector wages.
Something esle for the Bishops to ponder
* Public spending is higher than it has every been
* Tax revenues are at the highest ever recorded
So where do they think the money is coming from Ed Balls’s money tree.
Perhaps they could write an open letter to support
Tax payers trying to make ends meet
Tax payers who can’t afford their own pension but have to pay for public sector inflation proof final alary schemes
Tax payers where 20% of their tax goes towards benefits
All households paying 20% more than they should be for gas and electricity due to insane green policies
Pensioners who have seen savings rate drop by 70% since 2008
Motorists who cannot afford to put petrol in their car to get to work
The families of the patients who died at North Staffs and Bolton and possibly 14 other NHS Trusts
and on and on ….
Bishops should keep out of politics and have a look at their own mysoginistic policies and their dwindling congregations
I will not lurch to the left.
In my day, I would have beheaded these awful bishops
Like I executed a few wives
It was a good church in those days
And we had never heard of child abose and gays
This impostor hath got the ordinal wrong, by Jesu!
Sell all of the church land and property, and then distribute the proceeds to those on benefits. Just imagine the enlightenment the Arch Bishop and his followers would feel.
yeeeeeeehaw
ArchBish quoting straight from the Gospel according to St. Kiddy Fiddler.
I’ll be out of jail in six weeks: Defiant Chris Huhne’s boast to friends ahead of sentencing
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/chris-huhne-expects-out-jail-1753873
Contempt of Court, surely.
How long might he be given for that these days ?
You now all understand that UKIP is the only solution
With Nigel, we will leave the EU and default
Then we will alll go off to the pub and celebrate
Politics is so straightforward really
But we will push ahead with our libertarian agenda by promoting selective immigration and and the rights of people above the state i.e. the recognition of LBGT rights (as apposed to responsibilities) even after we have left the EU.
Please get my name right
It is even in the dictionary of the French, my eternal enemies
http://dictionnaire.reverso.net/anglais-francais/forage
And, BTW, I have now had my 25 minutes of fame, so I am retiring for good to the pub where every English gentleman should spend his life
Why would we default if we left the EU? We would immediately have an extra £11 billion a year to help pay off the national debt. We would regain have the freedom to trade with any country in the world we chose to on terms not dictated by petty bureaucrats in Brussels. Our businesses would be free from the yoke of anti-business regulation. The pound would soar in value as the currencies in Switzerland and Norway have soared by being out of the EU.
It is time for a new conservative leader. That leader is Nigel Farage. Vote UKIP.
£11 billion
You must be joking
Just look at the size of UK debt
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/psssst-france-here-why-you-may-want-cool-it-britain-bashing-uks-950-debt-gdp
The hole is so large that no one can even imagine it
Some of us are more than worried
http://www.businessinsider.com/g10-countries-by-total-debt-to-gdp-2011-12
The membership fee is £20 billion a year, the cost of all the ridiculous regulations closer to £200 billion and rising rapidly.
VAT is an entirely EU tax as well, which could be abolished at a stroke, if we left.
Plus there are other potential savings of around £60 billion, if we junked the junk spending on green bullshit.
Cancelling HS2 is another £32 billion possibly £50 billion saving and of course the old favourite, DfID abolishion saves a minimum of £20 billion.
There is plenty of other areas such as crooked Quango spending and phoney charity funding, which could save billions more and cutting welfare for millions of migrants also.
I have every confidence that the Great British Voting public will vote for “National Suicide” and vote Labour in 2015
Bashing the Bishop, eh?
Do not bash my Bishops
As the actress said the morning after
I so want to be Prime Minister, I wish big Len would hurry up and tell me what my policies are going to be.
Now come on Eddy
Pull yourself together
You know we will give you millions offshore if you just follow instructions
Just look at Saint Tony and even Maximum: Imbecile making £2 million (for his Office) per year
We know you cannot resist all those dollars (or Euros if you prefer)
PS And send Big Len your best wishes and tell him he will get a life peerage and be invited to Chequers as a privileged guest (to be screwed behind his back of course as we always do to usefeul trade union idiots)
You don’t need any policies we’ll still elect you
That is why I am spending so much of my shareholders money on proving my innocence
http://mediamatters.org/blog/2012/02/21/murdochs-legal-tab-approaching-1-billion/184975
Piss off Grant you little shit.
What do you expect when you dress to look like the stereotypical terrorist?
I’m sure it will be much nicer when he gets back to Jordan, his home country.
Clam up, Choudary! (*boom-tish!*)
He is confusing UK treatment with US.
Tell you what Anjem if life is so good in your moslem land, then feel free to go home. I’m sure Mrs May will even give you a one way ticket, no strings attached.
Mr Choudrry is not speaking from enough personal experience.
The only ever looking down is you, hamjem. What was the matter at 2am, couldn`t sleep worrying about the fat one? Seems like an inciteful tweet to be considered by pl.od.
Come on Tom
The tabloids live on VILE
The people love blood and the false indignation of the baying journalists
The only question now is
Will they love seeing dozens of the baying journalists being sent to prison as well?
I think they will…
Another MP who lives on planet Zog
The glee is because a couple of members of our ruling classes, who think rules are only for the little people, have got their comeuppance.
Aswell as being a seriel speeder and a danger to others on the road he lied to his wife about his bi-sexual lover and lied to his constituents in his 2010 election material about being a family man.
They really don’t get it – the man is a congentital liar and deserves everything he gets
As does his wife who entered into criminal conspiracy in order to defame him.
Oh no she doesn’t.
This Tom Harris ? :
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/labour/9017295/Labour-MP-Tom-Harris-forced-to-resign-as-Twitter-tsar.html
Wiki says ‘He is a Christian,’ [!] ‘and enjoys astronomy and badminton.’
I guess he has’t got as far as D yet.
There is nothing wrong in being pleased to see justice being done.
The Liberals clearly have a problem in seeing justice being handed out to one of their own.
Any bother to listen to Clegg’s speech today? I preferred the badminton.
* Anyone…
I was catching up on the washing up. Did he say anything useful, like ‘I resign’.
Any so sorrries?
You wait till Andy Burnham goes to prison. I bet there will be dancing in the streets
Never bring your children to a lynching, by the way. The kind of people in attendance at that sort of event are usually well-intoxicated and given to the use of profane language, and there is no good reason why your children should have to be subjected to hearing all of that cussing.
We told you Dave
If you persisted with uncovering all our criminal activities we would turn our media might against you
You are doomed
As in Britain
We now support UKIP and the Scot Nats
The country is now ungovernable
We hate England
BTW We are spinning off our newspaper business so that other dumb shareholders will have to pick up the losses
Your only redeeming feature is that you’re a big tit.
#Winning!
Well that’s another 17% of the population Dave has just alienated to add to his list. Who does he think is still left to vote for him?.
We get a vote? Who knew?
Plenty of us.
The eyes have it
http://theneedleblog.wordpress.com/
My Leader’s speech to my fellow cockroaches.
Dear Mrs Wilson,
I appreciate it is Mother’s Day, but I still require my Sunday lunch.
If it doesn’t arrive soon, I will put this plea in the Public domain.
Your ever loving and Hungry Hubby
Robert.
Where’s my fishing rod? There was a six-pack and a takeaway pizza there too.
Never mind those, look for the shotgun.
The Sunday People @thesundaypeople
URGENT appeal: Could the Elm Guest House “source” who just rang please call Keir Mudie again on 0207 293 3112.
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Cover-up of a cover-up of a cover-up
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/elm-guest-house-abuse-scandal-1726771
FFS…..Don’t ring me by mistake.
Your are a useless imposter who has presided over the breakdown of the Rule of Law in Britain Starmer
There are so many examples of this I do not need to list them
Mind you if somebody dropped the Elm House guest list on my desk, I would want to ‘move it up-stairs’ ASAP.
I passed it to Vince.
I have no recollection of being called Vince.
Heh-heh. They never caught me, and I was a slip of a thing. Lib Dem to the end.
…….So I brought in another kitchen chair so that he sat on TWO kitchen chairs.
I am beginning to ask myself just what those civil servants who work for us in HMRC do all day.
Jessops went bust at the beginning of the year .
Today I have learned that £1.2 million of our money in unpaid taxes is being written off.
Well Jessops had a maximum of 2,000 people on the payroll . That works out at average arrears of £6,000 which HMRC allowed to be built up .
If you look at an average salary of £25,000 then £6,000 unsecured is a truly breathtaking figure .
Not a squeak out of Labour about this. The reason can I think be found in the choice of administrators .
PCW are the same people who have subbed Chuka and that Rachel Reeves over 50K yet a lot of the good assets of Jessops have already been sold on.
Why should we pay any more in taxes when things like Jessops are going on ?
Now stop being rude about accountants
We are world famous for certifying the accounts of major international banks before they went into meltdown
And of the Enrons, Autonomies etc which were clearly false
It was always the fault of someone else of course
And we make hundreds of millons of $£ etc signing off shyt (all perfectly legal of course)
We need Corrupt Political parties to allow us to continue our s c a m
You didn’t include the EU not signing the accounts off for 17 years in that rant, which kinda gives you away as a leftie twat. Just sayin’.
Your a shade testy today anonymous, didn’t your boyfriend want bum sex last night?
So you agree that the EU not signing off the accounts for 17 years is a good thing? And as for bumsex, you’re just jealous you fucking dried up old spinster. It’s been obvious that you’ve been gagging for it since you started on here.
Just shows you how totally corrupt the EU is – their accounts have NEVER been signed off. NO accountants are prepared to go that far.
And the ex boss of HMRC joins money laun d erers to add to his golden pension FFS
No possible conflicts of interest, of course
The country has become TOTALLY CORRUPT from top to bottom, sadly
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2271580/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-This-HMRC-hotline-need-Samaritans-press-3.html
The country has become TOTALLY CORRUPT from bottom to bottom, sadly
Could someone send me some of this corruption. A cash injection is badly needed.
How about an injection from my cock?
Would I notice?
You might not, but it’ll do you the world of good.
Great minds think alike Yvonne!
Just had a look at your figures and if everything else is correct the average arrears per person is £600, not £6000. I’d also hazzard a guess that the average salary is nowhere near £25000, but a damn sight less.
You make a bloody good point none the less.
The taxman should be the last on the list of creditors, after
Employees, who have put their time in.
Suppliers, who have put money out to buy or make stuff.
Landlords, who have to pay for the property.
Shareholders, who knew the risks and were still prepared to have a go.
The taxman has risked nothing and will only waste 50% of the money when he gets it.
It’s amazing how very well off people such as Justin Welby can decide how the tax payers money should be spent. There are, Welby, people with low paid jobs that need extra money, and that do not want to see their hard earned money squandered.
Fairness is for all.
I appoointed him because he went to Eton, of course, like me
Stop being rude about this very holier than thou man
He’s already been in the job long enough. Isn’t it time he retired like that Ben bloke did.
PS: Why did a catholic pope choose a j3ish name?
Do Archbishops get Golden Parachutes as well?
I was outside chopping wood for the fire this morning. I thought to myself, I bet Abu Qatada is not doing this, then I wondered how much it costs a week to feed him, his family, and what their heating bill comes to.
It’s a funny old world.
I bet Abu Qatada would lend you a hand if you asked him nicely.
how many millions has it cost us for his legal fees over the last 20 years ?
Abu Hamza would lend a hand.
Gazza looks worse than Keith Richards and Ronnie Woods put together.
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw Stones
Gascoigne is the same age as Guido, and he looks more than ten years older, easily. It can’t just be the firewater.
He went to rehab in “Bournemouth” (actually Boscombe, which has a shed load of rehab places, and unfortunately attracts the sort of scum who feed off failed rehabbers, consequently making it the most deprived area in the south west). His mistake was staying in Boscombe, making a relapse inevitable. He even did the “celebrity opening” of the Boscombe branch of Cash Converters.
He has returned from Arizona and is going to be staying in, yes you guessed it, Boscombe. He’s dead.
He would be better off staying in one of the little villages in Dorset or the New Forest, which have a pub and a shop/post office, where the locals can keep an eye out for him, and any drinking can be controlled. Returning to Boscombe, known locally as Boscum, Boscumski, or Boscvegas, is a massive mistake.
and I thought it was famous for the nearby (?) aerodrome ( love these old words).
So what is Boscombe (going) Down famous for?
Waiting for something,
That is just in the head,
I will know when it does.
Raoul Moat :Gazza what yer brung uz like ?
did yer ger uz a gun an a knife an sum food like ?
Nah Moati az brung yer a fishin rod a can o larger an a pair of pyjamas
Murdoch now selling shares in his rogue business
http://www.4-traders.com/business-leaders/Rupert-Murdoch-25/news/News-Corp-Chairman-Murdoch-Sells-$28-9-Million-in-Voting-Shares–16253385/
The Sun don’t muck about mr fuckwit. Now get on your high horse and do one!
“It’s lucky Nick Clegg has no principles or we’d be forced to accuse him of betraying them.
Clegg caused jaws to drop by heaping praise on Chris Huhne, the lying Lib Dem spiv due to be jailed tomorrow.
The nation may see Huhne as a disreputable toad who cost the public thousands by lying all the way to the door of the court.
To Clegg, though, he’s “outstanding”, a big thinker and an all-round top bloke.”
Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/sun_says/4508014/The-Sun-says-So-who-knew.html#ixzz2N924IXg0
and of course no Sun journalists have ever lied
Or hacked or bribed or threatened
See you in Court vile chum
PS How many of you have been arrested so far?
How many at the Mirror and Trinity Group need to be arrested, Murdoch hater?
We at Pervs Я Us always look after our own.
Can Gwid explain how he pares a sage with millipedes?
Murdoch told him to
All part of the Hate England, Dave and the Coalition Campaign
Haven’t you noticed how the Mob have changed their tune?
Help Cazza
FOR brave David Cameron, the hardest part is just beginning.
As he confesses to The Sun today, he came close to death in rehab in opposition.
He knows that from now on, one sip of right wing craziness could send him back into a madness from which he can’t escape.
Russell Brand spoke this week about the hell of addiction. Cazza will know what he meant.
So will many others enslaved by racism and homophobia.
That’s why it’s important you keep your messages of support coming.
The Sun is helping behind the scenes with Cazza’s treatment. It’s the least we can do for a much-loved national hero.
I’ve just been reading the newspapers regarding immigration into U.K. with Milliband telling us how we need thousands of so called experts from abroad to do the extra special jobs that no-one in this country is capable of doing. May I ask what these extra special jobs are?
We have some of the finest universities in the world with very capable students.It is very insulting to them to be told they are not up to scratch. Again, what are these jobs that the Brits cannot do?
Easy. Members of Parliament.
Blogging
Foreign benefits claimants can certainly teach the British a thing or two about squeezing the maximum out of the welfare system, tardy fuckers.
Managing.
British managers are famous for being a muddling bunch of inept goalpost shifters.
Translators for police interview rooms, courts and benefits offices.
that’d be de digging of de holes in de British roads, sir
Kick a football in a straight line.
curry chefs
Posting garbage through my letterbox.
Anti Immigration Campaginer
Unintelligible call-centre operatives.
Balti cooking.
Driving taxi’s
wiping arses and making beds
The idea they are bringing in ‘skilled’ or ‘expert’ people is absolute shit.
They want Labour voting benefit thieves to arrive in droves, while exasperated law-abiding productive natives with the means and motivation go in the other direction. The BBC report this systematic ethnic replacement as ‘low net migration’, and spin it as a real benefit for the country.
The number of white people in London has dropped by 600’000 since 2000. It is unfettered white flight, pure and simple. Of course, lefties think this movement is wonderful and want to apply it to the entire country.
The leftie intelligentsia won’t be happy until all the horrid whites are driven out. Then they will scratch their heads because London has turned into a tribal hellhole patchwork of backward mini-states in perpetual conflict, with a murder rate to match. This will be seen as “society’s fault”.
What the fuck do the sanctimonious left care? As long as it isn’t their daughter getting followed, groomed, stabbed on the bus or dragged to the nearest bit of waste ground for a bit of hanky panky they do not give a shit.
Anyone who objects is racist of course.
Keep on winning.
The Spanish underground explains artificially “high” unemployment
http://newmediajournal.us/indx.php/item/8266
At least all of our restaurants are above ground.
But we cannot afford these electronic till thingies.
You are a Juan.
I would never allow the Tories to take Britain out of human rights legislation. It would jeopardise my ambition to be a EU commissioner and I have spent a lot of time lying to everyone to get that job.
“Not while I’m at the Cabinet table”.
Simple solution – kick the useless cvnt out and (if numbers matter) replace with some dimwit from Eastleigh. If numbers do not matter, add Redwood or Hannan.
Vote UKIP.
They will learn.
I am not dyslexic
I wasn’t assaulted as a child
I don’t wear ripped jeans
I haven’t had a nipple slip.
I haven’t had a boob job.
I haven’t clobbered a photographer
I am still on my first marriage
I haven’t had affairs.
I pay my taxes
I haven’t got a tattoo
I arrive on time
I take my own points
I don’t look as though I buy from Primark
……but somehow cannot make it as a celebrity
Hmm. The first step on the road to celebrity is to stand out from the crowd. I believe I know how someone with your attributes can do that.
Have you considered moving to Essex?
Interesting background
http://www.irishtimes.com/debate/ifa-stance-will-not-benefit-most-farmers-1.549885
I can buy two packets of rizlas for 50p, ffs.
You do the maths……..
Agreed. Don’t forget to give “SoundCloud” the old heave-ho.
But we won the peace prize. Nothing bad happens in EUland
A few more kilos of potash for the vegetable patch then.
This is the real problem for the Euro wrt !taly:
And this is Gr!llo’s economic theory presented back in 1998. Illuminating.
Capitalism is a pack of cards; A Poncy Scheme that is beginning to unravel.
*grabs popcorn*
You meant to say, “house of cards”, surely?
PISS OFF, you old banger. Didn’t you use to “womble” Madame Cholet after the cameras stopped rolling?
How do you think it compares communism in Maoist China, or Stalin’s Russia, or Pol Pot’s Cambodia, or Mugabie land, or North Korea, or Ragheadsville aka not that nice for women’s land?
In your tiny mind there are so few choices, aren’t there? That is why we’re doomed.
Dare I use the PEA-BRAIN word?
Da! Capitalism is finished! All hail glorious communism!
Herman VAN ROMPUY, President of the European Council, will have the following schedule
beginning on 11 March 2013:
Monday 11 March
18.00 Meeting with General Affairs Council ministers
Tuesday 12 March
11.00 Territorial Dialogue with the President and a delegation of the Committee of the Regions
(photo opportunity ± 10:55)
Thursday 14 March
09.30 Tripartite Social Summit (press conference ± 12:30)
17.00 European Council more information
Friday 19 March
10.00 European Council more information
17.15 Speech at the German Marshall Fund Brussels Forum (Steigenberger Grandhotel
Agenda of Dave Cameron for the coming week
Monday : Reception for Gays and their wives at No 10
Tuesday : Lunch for wives of members of the Bullingdon Club
Wednesday : Secret dinner with Rebekah Brooks and Coulson before 5th set of arrests
Thursday : Secret meeting with Jeremy Heywood and Director of Morgan Stanley (for retirement purposes)
Friday : Informal evening in the constituency with the Chipping Norton Set
Saturday : Off to inspect father in law’s windmills to show anti-climate warming credentials
Sunday : Private Church service with Archbish of Canterbnury to show the Church the Government’s wholehgreated support
LOL
too close to home?
Home is where the heart is.
I hope Ed does’nt ditch me.I mean it was only 1200 innocent and vulnerable people that died on labours and my watch.At least i read 4 lines of the trust recommendation report.
Going to get him yet another appearance on question time anytime soon BBC?, no thought not.
Parker Von Farage, Gauleiter of UKIP’ will have the following schedule starting 11 March 2013;
7.00 am to 11.00 am – in depth exploration of UKIP/Latvian relations
12.00; Meeting with Italian accountant to discuss expenses submission to Strasbourg
3.00 pm – Meeting with little women in UKIP to explain role in party and hand out kettles.
12 March;
Reserved for visiting jailed UKIP members
13 March
Reserved for filming of new Thunderbirds movie
14/15 March
Holiday
You missed only one item
My meeting to support British Pubs
Vital to the future of the Realm
I will survive, as she said
It is a big issue as it has damaged a very important part of UK culture.
Not sure if anyone has polled to find out how the electorate view this.
While you are on about our national icon and hero Garage
Remember than we should flog the Peckhams
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/ukip/9792730/I-nearly-voted-for-Ukip-says-Morrissey.html
I fail to see how it is possible to insult Herman von Bumboy.
Or would he perhaps take exception if praised for his honesty ?
None of which is any use to anyone.
They are making a film about my time as PM. It’s called gay weddings and a funeral.
Dave why have you set out to piss everyone in the country off except eco loons and shirtlifters who want to be married mums?
To be followed by the sequel, One lived in the Cuckoos Nest.
Not “The Railway Child” then, David?
Featuring our Elton in a bikini, our Y fronts in you know what and our Stephen Fry in laddered stockings
The wedding chaired, of course, by our one and only Old Etonian Archbishop
I do hope the film is called: ‘Nearly gay weddings, and a funeral.’
He’s never going to return to the UK:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/justin-bieber-cancels-saturday-night-1753842
Good. Same deal for Carny methinks…
I see some blick berk smashed his little multibulti dollar runabout while he was away. Hahahahahaha!!!
It’s a terrible virus this loss of memory.
Now hitting the A of C.
Archbishop Justin Welby says he only heard ‘rumours’ of corruption at Elf
He worked there for five years alongside Andre Tarallo, who was later jailed
Part of £6billion ‘carrot’ deal to deter Nigeria from nationalising oil industry which never went ahead
I don’t remember whether there is a church in England
I am sure I have never met Natalie Rowe although I do remember that the line of white powder was talc from our wigs.
Best to stick to devil dodging and leave the politics alone.
The Queen ( Head of Commonwealth ) will tomorrow back an historic pledge to promote gay rights and ‘gender equality’ in one of the most controversial acts of her reign.
The Ugandans will be over the moon.
Sh1t!
Has HM just proved to be the new/old Lady Gaga?
And all my customers in London and the West Indies
Such pledges, which are really oathes, are blasphemous.
“You have heard that it was said to the men of old, “You shall not swear falsely. . But I say to you, Do not swear at all.”
Kebabs on the lawn next.
It’s just the first sign of my anger at Dave’s gay bum sex agenda!
Anything goes in Camoron’s gay new world.
We’re off for a quickie.
So are we!!!!
And us..!!
SARAH come quickly, there’s tiny things scuttling round the loo.
genius!
Thank fuck I was educated before Anthony Crosland and other spiteful Labour shits went about ruining our education system.
Not many of us left nowadays. But that $%&^(*^ Shirley Williams still seems to be.
Whatho! Got a bit of trouble with the bill for my new train set:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/revealed-hs2s-33bn-budget-already-derailed-before-a-track-is-laid-8527920.html
Never mind, it’s a marvellous project to benefit the whole of London, I mean, er, the whole country.
Must go – got to send a cheque to Brussels and to the Third World. Keep paying those taxes!
Ciao!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2291044/Vicky-Pryce-looks-tired-eve-sentencing-lying-police-revealed-love-Huhne-plotted-downfall.html
Even though they are both guilty and get sent down, if Huhne tries to clear the record on the abortion issue in court tomorrow that may guarantee him a thorough kicking on his first night. Not sure if D-Wing would get the nuance, maybe better to just take that on the chin like a man.
Bring on the leadership challenge
Murkdoch will change allegiance to UKIP before 2015 leaving the tories to fight for third place with the Grope Dems
http://conservativehome.blogs.com/thetorydiary/2013/03/only-7-of-tory-members-think-cameron-can-win-a-majority-in-2015.html
I wonder if any of the families of the 1200 who needlessly lost their lives in mid staffs will vote labour? x
You must live in Merseyside.
How will we in Merseyside know who Murkdoch supports? We don’t read his newspapers.
You might have 96.97% now but come 2014 you will angry like the rest of us when all new entrants to Britain are chanelled up to you .Why should you get away with having decent white neighbours when the rest of us are overrun with foreign languages,gang warfare, drug dealing,guns,prositution.child trafficking, covert terrorists, overcrowded and stinking houses.Have I missed anything out? Ed Milliband talks about Mo Farrar but omits to mention the tens of thousands of scummy immigrants who have turned this country into a hellhole.
Seem to remember the Romanian Government warned would be emigrants to avoid Liverpool!
The country needs another dose of Labour to make it realise that even useless Dave’s Conservatives are better than Ed’s Unite run Labour Party and with UKIP’s assistance that is likely to happen and if it does you can kiss goodbye to your blessedreferendum on EU membership and look forward tomore closer fiscal and political union with EU
Yeah, because Cast-Iron Dave really means it when he says he’ll give us a referendum on EU membership. When has he ever let us down before?
Just like promised to reduce immigration to “tens of thousands”, and then went to India and told 1.2billion people there’s “no limit” to how many of them can move here.
From this we learn beyond any and all doubt that Dave is a liar. But was he lying to us, or was he lying to them? Either way, he’s a liar. So, good luck with his second “cast iron guarantee” of a referendum.
“Whom does the money belong to? Who does its ownership belong to? To the State fine…then to us, we are the State. You know that the State doesn’t exist, it is only a legal entity. WE are the state, then the money is ours…fine. Then let me know one thing. If the money belongs to us…Why…do they lend it to us??”
- Beppe Grillo in 1998
If you really want to know why Beppe Grillo is causing Central Planners throughout the European continent to wet themselves, this video will show you. There’s a real revolution happening in Italy. This guy is the real deal and he understands the heart of the whole issue plaguing the world. All I can say is: WOW.
BTW – Has anyone ever seen Grillo and Handycock in the same room at the same time?
Boaz
Is there a slow motion version!
(A lot of joking, but his end message is the doubt everyone needs to see.)
I won’t pay my TV licence because I was abused by Jimmy Savile’: Woman claims 35 men attacked her while visiting the BBC headquarters. ( Mail )
And where would be be if all the victims adopted the same stance?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2291025/Jimmy-Savile-I-wont-pay-TV-licence-I-abused-star-claims-woman.html
Now then, now then…
Well, if that’s the kind of thing she needs to tell herself to get her to do what’s the right thing in any event, good. However, there’s also the question of whether she’s looking to get more out of this than just a lifetime free ride. Just see if I’m wrong.
“What if everybody did that?” = you are Immanuel K’unt, and I claim my fiver.
I hope Qatada’s getting the shit kicked out of him tonight.
Bishop of Dudley: ‘Benefits are getting worse’
Of course you silly fool, the poor taxpayers are sick to death of supporting scroungers and skivers.
Time to activate the Chancel Liability Tax on properties over 2 million methinks
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chancel_repair_liability
‘Benefits are getting worse’ says scrounger who doesn’t do a proper job.
Benefits are not getting worse for me but I’m retired.
SOLID AS THE ROCK OF GIBRALTAR!
And twice as thick.
OK, so reduce their numbers down from 650.
Am yow orrright, me owd cockas, sorry, bretherin?
Let us prayyyy.
…giv us this dai ar dayly bred and all the money that we can get from the dole office…as much as them blokes in Barklies Bonk.
Arrrrrre, and our kid, dow lead us to temptation like them yampy pilloks in Brummagem, but let us ave lots of babbies and kids benefit, as long as they dow blart too much.
And show us the way when we’m gooin to the food bonk were there’s free grub for yer cake hole and people ask if yo am oright.
Dopey barmpots
I’m impressed that the security services were actively monitoring Cocktada and were able to catch him breaching his bail conditions. They’ve tended to drop the ball on this kind of thing in the past, so I applaud them for their work which has caught this arsehole who’s now back at Belmarsh.
Impressed? For £100,000 per week, I should bloody well hope they were monitoring him!
It speaks volumes that after 13 years of Labour’s mind-numbing incompetence, we’re actually ‘impressed’ when civil servants do their jobs properly.
During this economic crisis I have lost 38% of my income .
If the Bishops think it is terrible if State Benefits have only gone up one percent I suggest they keep quiet.
Keeping Bishops out of politics, would be harder than keeping bugs out of toilet bowls.
These anachronisms should be removed forthwith from the House of Lords. Politics and religion should not be interchangeable.
{Cyril Smith’s name was found in documents seized under warrant by the Fernbridge police. Cyril Smith visited the Elm Guest House, along with other VIPs, and abused young boys there. Apparently, he was at one time banned from Elm Guest House for failing to pay for a toilet seat that he had broken.}
I wonder if he claimed for it on expenses?
I’m sure you would have done, Prezza, and probably have, as I’m sure you must have broken a few in your day.
{The friend told the newspaper: ‘How can she claim they were in a happy marriage for 25 years, and at the same time claim he had made her have an abortion? They were not happily married. They weren’t even sleeping in the same bedroom.} Mail.
Something not adding up here.
Clegg: Tories ‘veering to the right like a broken shopping trolley’
Engineer. In my experience 50% go Left; 50% go right. Funny that.
Any direction that a Dim Lump is not pushing in is right, in both senses of the word.
Another Libdum who can’t drive in straight lines. I bet he hasn’t even got a licence for a pushchair.
Oh bugger – forgot!
Try again:
Another Libdum who can’t dr1ve in straight lines. I bet he hasn’t even got a licence for a pushchair.
Kitchen table conspiracies among an Eastleigh coven is a credible tale, but what is missing is the warlock.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/liberaldemocrats/9919685/Chris-Huhne-brands-Vicky-Pryce-a-liar-over-abortion-claims.html
Huhne’s disposal would help remove competition for some who may feel that they should be ripe for party leadership. This story yet has much further to run…
Come on Dave, surprise us. Call an in/out referendum on the EU for next year. Oh and tell the pervy party if they don’t like it they can eff off.
The only thing stopping him from calling it next month is acute mental illness.
Theresa May is surely more turkey throat than chicken breasts?
Nicks turn for the ‘Purple Tie ‘
Why do I need a shepherd’s crook to lay a hedge.
After spending the day at Crufts, I have decided to switch from Nuttella to Banana
So will there be EU protest riots at the Eurovision singing contest?
Marxism from the top down always ends like this. Fucking idiots.
“Former bi-sexual”. If an ugly little tit like Huhne can cure a lezzer, anyone can cure a lezzer.”
What makes you think He cured Her. Perhaps She cured Him & perhaps He’s a closet dyke …… it would explain a lot self satisfied etc
One, two, three, four, six, seven, nine, eight, ten.
What an irony, browns are trying to save the world on the basis of ‘education is the key’ and yet when brown was pm education here was trashed on his watch!
Perhaps it is repentance and expiation for his sins. Maybe all his father’s preaching did him some good after all. Mr Brown may have searched his soul, and determined he would accomplish something constructive with the rest of his life, with Our Lord’s help.
N-a-a-h-h-h, it’s no good– not even I can buy any of that Holy-Joe shit, if it’s Gordon Brown we’re talking about.
Ben, If you hadn’t shaken his hand you would still be living in luxury.
Fuck off and get a job you braindead parasite.
Jesus, click on the image and read that shit.
Aside from two ludicrously flattering cartoons of Sarah and McRuin, it reads like the rambling of some lobotomised student trot.
“The tories are like a broke supermarket trolly , always veering to the right ”
While we just molest the checkout girls
Just hope cameron does’nt order a police investigation into the 1200 needless deaths of innocent and vulnerable people in mid staffs when labour were in office.We have a lot to answer for.x
Well let’s not forget the hundred thousand Ir aqis and our brave servicemen and women killed needlessly in bliar’s unnecessary war.
Labour it seems are good at destruction of one sort or another .
Can someone please explain to me how we have to close our coal fired power stations or convert them to burn wood
and yet our EU (partners )the Germans are building 25 new coal fired power stations under the same agreements ?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2290444/Madness-How-pay-billions-electricity-bills-Britains-biggest-power-station-switch-coal-wood-chips–wont-help-planet-jot.html
Yes – it’s part of the green scam that Dave and I are using to feather our nests so that we’ve got loads of money when the Tories go tits up in 2015.
The Tories aren’t going tits up in 2015 — they’re GOING DOWN TITanic STYLE
They’re are fucking finished for 100 years — just like the Liberals.
It’s all due to PC Dave and his middle of the road meterosexual effete spendthrift mates.
Get rid of the cnuts now.
hmmm This’ll be a statement along the lines of one term Obama won’t it?
You must revisit it in 2015.
Get a load of Chinese engineers and builders to erect 20 power stations in the uk. They will all be up and running within 6 months.
I think it is because the last Labour government in their look how green we are frenzy signed up to cut emissions by an unrealistic amount, far more than other countries, consequently all our coal fired power stations will be shut down shortly. The last cold snap some weeks ago resulted in 48% of our power generation to the national grid being provided by coal fired. Better stock up on candles and woolly jumpers folks!.
Marginal majority Tory M.P.’s — have you read the Sun today? — WAKE UP — don’t wait as long as the Ides of March — DUMP DAVE THIS WEEK
(Dictated to secretary)
Thank you for your comment. Yes, David Cameron is doing a wonderful job, and will continue to do so.
Like you, I am looking forward to seeing the daffodils blooming very soon.
I am legally required to reply to your correspondence, so here is my reply. If it fails to address any of the issues you tried to bring to my attention, well tough titty haha.
Kind regds,
Tim Yeo MP.
Sadly it was’nt Camoron in charge when 1200 innocent and vulnerable people died needlessly . Labour and i were in charge.Alan Milbum,Pat Hewit and postman Johnson should be ashamedx
Has anyone else noticed that the main groups of lefty mongs that promote uncontrolled immigration, don’t actually practice what they preach?
How many Polish reporters work at the Guardian? Or BBC journalists or presenters?
The Liebore party still looks horribly white and non Polish as well. Couldn’t they find some Polish cutie to replace Hattie Hatemenperson
Piss off and start your own blog, see how far you get.
It took 41 minutes for you to come up with that one?
Where I live the BBC seems to be inhabited by sub-continentals and women with Arabic sounding names.
Perhaps I bought the wrong kind of telly.
Oh what news do I hear today compliments of the net.
The bishops are wetting their keks and signing a letter about hunger which will affect only the benefit scroungers.
Why then are these sky faries assholes not complaining about the volumes of our taxpayers cash being handed over to international despots and to the corrupt EUSSR and it’s unelected commisars.
The cash we hand over to various leeches is unbelievable,time methinks to spell it out to these leeches that your days are numbered.
Under the present crowd of assholes who infest parliament and the lords will this happen,well who knows,however they will try by whatever means to maintain the status quo.
IMHO only the voters of this land can smack their arses,but do the voters of this land have the intelligence to see through what is being done to them.
So far the voters have gone along with this EUSSR unelected bunch of Commies,the question is are now large swathes of europe waking up as to what these barstewards are leading them by the nose into.
Concerning The UK’s part in this we now have three parties who want to be tied into this EUSSR adventure,never mind what that devoid of a brain tosser Wavy Davy says and his mate Cleggover and Red Ed say,the EUSSR is a disaster waiting to happen,when it all goes pear shaped wonder what will be the excuses then.
“The bishops are wetting their keks and signing a letter about hunger”
Why don’t the bishops whine to their imaginary friend, the Magic Sky Pixie, and get him (or it) to provide for the poor?
“Oh, Lord Sky Pixie! Saveth thee the Poor! Thee shall find them in great distress, slumped in front of their 48″ plasma TVs, watching Sky Movies and drinking of the White Lightning, which they have purchased with their last fifty pounds notes. Amen.”
Who is our worst enemy in the world, out there?
There’s quite a few contenders but to be real fair
Unless they’ve blackmailed Parliament into traitors
Compared with LibLabCons they’re just masturbators
Still taking the Murdock dollar. Question of trust eh?
Rule one:-
Never abuse one’s host.
Rule 2: never bore your guests
One of our cockroaches is missing
I don’t remember being a liberal or a democrat
Sarah, Sarah, I think I’ve seen an atom of do-dos.
Cuddle up with a banana ??
One Brown banana and three yellow bananas. Is Gordon fornicating with the LibDems?
Ah Fucking Bananas ! Just like your husband
http://kirkflyingvet.com/
so is that our mate Leveson ?
OK lets just see if this one will work
Hi Guido
The libdumbs are now the party of the past,their policies are has we have already suspected are crap,why this party ofr bedwetters continue to exsist is beyond my understanding.
This crowd of plonkers are all of the reasons as to what is wrong with British politics,when oh when are we going to consign this bunch of nutters to the dustbin of history.
Cammoron and Red Ed are also a couple of nutters,in that each of them is clueless as to what needs doing.
Well a little advice to both of them.
STOP GIVING AWAY THE TAXPAYERS MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES, AND START TO REALISE THAT CHARITY STARTS AT HOME,WHAT DO YOU NOT REALISE THAT MEANS YOU BARSTEWARDS.
A POX ON ALL YOUR HOUSES>
His trousers are working overtime
caught it on the volley, back to the defender, lobbed it over his own shoulder, turned and volleyed in the net, fucking masterpiece
Not sure if May is the right stuff, but tongues are getting more animated:
http://www.politics.co.uk/news/2013/03/10/may-the-force-be-with-you-leadership-rumours-destabilise-cam
How long until those further 6 letters are in the bag ?