March 10th, 2013

Read Guido’s Column in The Sun Today

Guido is sharing a page with Ed Miliband in the Sun today. In Guido’s column:

  • Evidence that Carina will stand by her man
  • Theresa May’s rubber chicken circuit tour
  • The ominous past of the Victory 2015 conference venue
  • With the LibDems in trouble – who do they call?
  • Labour’s expectations from Lord Ashcroft
  • Burnham’s Mid Staffs crisis
  • Fox’s advice for Osborne

There are 25 political stories in the Sun today. All for just 50p…


  1. 1
    Lord bumwatch says:

    First again

  2. 2
    Residing in 96.97% white Merseyside says:

    We are not supposed to read the Sun up our way.

  3. 3
    Kebab Time says:

    Its a good one Guido.

    However, What is the fascination with Huhnes partner sexuality (former bisexual) , considering some on the rights views on SSM (including the Popes comments) i thought we were despised, unless people against SSM and homosexuality mean they hate gay men but OK with two (or more) women having sex?

    (media in general)

  4. 4
    Fishy says:

    Sharing a page with Weird Ed? Uuurgh! I hope you took the necessary precautions

  5. 5
    V1le, vicious Labour ruined my Country says:

    Cameron must go, he’s the problem and the cause of the UK continuing to be a cesspit after the deliberate destruction by Labour.

  6. 6
    kenny says:

    Lesbians good, Homos bad. It’s the law.

  7. 7
    8illy's right hand man says:

    Who said anything about reading it?

  8. 8
    Bradbury Pound says:

    Guido is holding his nose – can’t you tell ?


    For the avoidance of doubt, Guido is holding his own nose, as is Vacant Ned.

  9. 9
    Desperate ‘Dave’ says:

    I’m completely fucked! – or will be!

  10. 10
    Gazza says:

    I thought I was dying until the ghost of Raul Moat turned up with some chicken and cans of lager. He saved me life man.

  11. 11
    Hatty HaHaPerson says:

    It’s what I’ve worked for so long in my long campaign for the Lesbianiastion of Britain.

  12. 12
    Offa's Dyke says:


  13. 13
    Entrepreneur says:

    The answer is in your question. “Former bi-sexual”. If an ugly little tit like Huhne can cure a lezzer, anyone can cure a lezzer.

    I’m offering a low-cost ‘lezza curing service” to any reasonably attractive lezzas out there. If the first sessions doesn’t do the trick, the second session’s free.

  14. 14
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    So am I. Oh what are we to do now that everything we do is exposed on the internet and despicable blogs like this. Boaz.

  15. 15
    Peter Piper says:

    It may be a strange quirk of male psychology, but I’d rather be shafted by a lezza with a strap on than a randy, hairy arsed bloke. Or is it just me?

  16. 16
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    A bankrupt country full of third worlders but Ed said sorry so that’s ok.

  17. 17
    Fuck the LibLabCon says:

    Try emasculation.

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t sweat it Gazza, you will be dead one day, it’s only a matter of time.

  19. 19
    Senator Joe Mcarthy says:

    David William Donald Cameron, are yo,u or have you ever been a member of the communist party?

  20. 20
    A lesbian in a man's body says:

    You’re just falling into our dirty little hands you stupid bitch. Mwahahahahahaha!

  21. 21
    Anonymous says:

    quality of life = quality of bum otpt?
    but to have a fixation.
    on the day of the sun.
    Here is wishing you a less demanding sweetness.

  22. 22
    Mrs T says:

    I’ll out last you and get a statue.

  23. 23
    Libdem Pervs says:

    We want a statue of Jimmy Savile erecting in Leeds city square!

  24. 24
    None of the above says:

    It’s just you.

  25. 25
    8illy's douchebag says:

    It’s all about cock with you isn’t it?

  26. 26
    Peter Piper says:

    Fuck off 8illy.

  27. 27
    Sandal Scandal says:

    “erecting”? I’d pay good money to see that.

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    Jimmy is currently making tents with his coffin shroud, and is not available for comment.

  29. 29
    8illy's douchebag says:

    Up to his old tricks again.

  30. 30
    Grollace says:

    Is Garry shirtpuller not just a talentless version of Maradonna, and when will the Sun get enough wind behind it to turn 180 degrees towards the Mill ?

  31. 31
    Technomist says:

    I don’t read the Sun.

  32. 32
    Donkey punch says:

    Taking the murdoch coin. So much for being an independent teller of truth to power. You are as bad as Louise Mensch. And as credible

  33. 33
    Just wonderin says:

    I wonder what Huhne will go down for?

  34. 34
    Moaty says:

    I don’t think by looking at that photo that Gazza should be using the past tense.

  35. 35
    R U from California? says:

    FFS, do you know nothing?

    Two men swapping spit and fondling genitalia is sick making. Two women (who must NOT resemble the Eagle sisters) is highly e****c.

  36. 36
    Isabel Oakeshott says:

    Guido is my hero

    He’s even better than me at hypocritical vile

    And, yes, Vicky is still in love with the Hune

    And I have sympathy with her since I assisted her in her fall

    And no journalists from the Times a r r e s t e d in the last 24 hours BTW


  37. 37
    JadedJean says:

    We are witnessing the whosale feminisation of society in the West with equalitarianism and feminism seeming to be taking over via political correctness. Men in the West are being brainwashed to forget they’re men. There are even adverts on TV now advertising what’s not acceptable behaviour towrds women. Have you seen them??

    It’s a slippery slope that will lead to the destruction of our kind!

  38. 38
    roddy says:


  39. 39
    Guardianistas fail to Understand reproductive Biology. says:

    Mother’s Day’s a minefield for two-dad families

    WHO GIVES A SHIT, except for Gay Dave and his metrosexual clique?

  40. 40
    A Late Tree says:

    I have no idea what these stories are all about or if they are any good – I don’t read the Sun – but saving them up for Sunday does make the criticisms of Private Eye not being up-to-the-minute seem lame.

  41. 41
    roddy says:

    Just fuck off and pay your BBC license fee like a good little conformist spastic.

  42. 42
    Where are Tony Blair's expenses says:

    The Archbishop of Canterbury writing an open letter complaining about cuts to benefits. Just on an issue of fact; benefits are not being cut they are just not going up as quickly as they used to which will bring them in line with private sector wages.

    Something esle for the Bishops to ponder

    * Public spending is higher than it has every been

    * Tax revenues are at the highest ever recorded

    So where do they think the money is coming from Ed Balls’s money tree.

    Perhaps they could write an open letter to support

    Tax payers trying to make ends meet

    Tax payers who can’t afford their own pension but have to pay for public sector inflation proof final alary schemes

    Tax payers where 20% of their tax goes towards benefits

    All households paying 20% more than they should be for gas and electricity due to insane green policies

    Pensioners who have seen savings rate drop by 70% since 2008

    Motorists who cannot afford to put petrol in their car to get to work

    The families of the patients who died at North Staffs and Bolton and possibly 14 other NHS Trusts

    and on and on ….

    Bishops should keep out of politics and have a look at their own mysoginistic policies and their dwindling congregations

  43. 43
    It is better to recieve.... says:

    You would have thought they’d already sorted out who was the bitch in the relationship.

  44. 44
    albacore says:

    Sounds far more profound as lesbianiastion
    And thus most appropriate to Dave’s great bastion
    Where championing all things aberrant and perverse
    Is dedicated to turning what’s bad so much worse

  45. 45
    Any Mouse says:

    A couple of quid, I should think.

  46. 46
    Keep Britain honest says:

    Guido attacked the Daed Tree Press for years

    Now he believes in it – but only on Sundays – and as long as he is paid by the Murdoch Mob –

    Simples really

  47. 47
    Carina says:

    Are you kidding?

  48. 48
    Unrepentant and Shameless. Dial S for Judge Sweeney. says:

    I’ll be out of jail in six weeks: Defiant Chris Huhne’s boast to friends ahead of sentencing

  49. 49
    Dave the Rave has lost the plot says:

    You now all understand that UKIP is the only solution

    With Nigel, we will leave the EU and default

    Then we will alll go off to the pub and celebrate

    Politics is so straightforward really

  50. 50
    The Archbishop of Canterbury says:

    I will not lurch to the left.

  51. 51
    Any Mouse says:

    Bashing the Bishop, eh?

  52. 52
    The EUSSR says:

    Citizen, don’t worry. We in Brussels/Strasbourg are going to shut down most the Internet within the EUSSR, and impose strict censorship of the press.

    Dave has our full support. In fact, he gives us twenty billion pounds of your money, every year, for us to achieve this very objective.

  53. 53
    Murdoch is my hero says:

    But it’s got Gazza ion the front page

    And some lovely lite chic on page 3

    Everything to make an intelligent person happy

    And keep people from thinking about reality

  54. 54
    Eddie Wet-the-bed says:

    I so want to be Prime Minister, I wish big Len would hurry up and tell me what my policies are going to be.

  55. 55
    Henry VII founder of the Anglican Church says:

    In my day, I would have beheaded these awful bishops

    Like I executed a few wives

    It was a good church in those days

    And we had never heard of child abose and gays

  56. 56
    Henry VII founder of the Anglican Church says:

    Do not bash my Bishops

    As the actress said the morning after

  57. 57
    Obviously no expert on Muslim courts then says:

  58. 58
    Empty Ed's hedge fund handlers says:

    Now come on Eddy

    Pull yourself together

    You know we will give you millions offshore if you just follow instructions

    Just look at Saint Tony and even Maximum: Imbecile making £2 million (for his Office) per year

    We know you cannot resist all those dollars (or Euros if you prefer)

    PS And send Big Len your best wishes and tell him he will get a life peerage and be invited to Chequers as a privileged guest (to be screwed behind his back of course as we always do to usefeul trade union idiots)

  59. 59
  60. 60
    Murdoch deeper in the shit says:

    That is why I am spending so much of my shareholders money on proving my innocence

  61. 61
    Centre Parting says:

    What do you expect when you dress to look like the stereotypical terrorist?

  62. 62
    Caligula is back from holidays says:

    Come on Tom

    The tabloids live on VILE

    The people love blood and the false indignation of the baying journalists

    The only question now is

    Will they love seeing dozens of the baying journalists being sent to prison as well?

    I think they will…

  63. 63
    Elton John says:

    I’m the bitch in my relationship…David, where’s my Mother’s Day card from Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John?

  64. 64
    The Murdoch Mob says:

    We told you Dave

    If you persisted with uncovering all our criminal activities we would turn our media might against you

    You are doomed

    As in Britain

    We now support UKIP and the Scot Nats

    The country is now ungovernable

    We hate England

    BTW We are spinning off our newspaper business so that other dumb shareholders will have to pick up the losses

  65. 65
    Dave La Mince. says:


  66. 66
    Nigel Farage (pronounced Garage) says:

    But we will push ahead with our libertarian agenda by promoting selective immigration and and the rights of people above the state i.e. the recognition of LBGT rights (as apposed to responsibilities) even after we have left the EU.

  67. 67
    Where are Tony Blair's expenses says:

    Another MP who lives on planet Zog

    The glee is because a couple of members of our ruling classes, who think rules are only for the little people, have got their comeuppance.

    Aswell as being a seriel speeder and a danger to others on the road he lied to his wife about his bi-sexual lover and lied to his constituents in his 2010 election material about being a family man.

    They really don’t get it – the man is a congentital liar and deserves everything he gets

  68. 68
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Sell all of the church land and property, and then distribute the proceeds to those on benefits. Just imagine the enlightenment the Arch Bishop and his followers would feel.

  69. 69
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Technomist, nobody does.

  70. 70
  71. 71
    HM Henricus Octavus says:

    This impostor hath got the ordinal wrong, by Jesu!

  72. 72
    Hamspam Chowder says:

    I’m sure it will be much nicer when he gets back to Jordan, his home country.

  73. 73
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    My Leader’s speech to my fellow cockroaches.

  74. 74
    Mr Rob Wilson says:

    Dear Mrs Wilson,

    I appreciate it is Mother’s Day, but I still require my Sunday lunch.

    If it doesn’t arrive soon, I will put this plea in the Public domain.

    Your ever loving and Hungry Hubby


  75. 75
    Dave the Rave, surrounded by crooks says:

    No but I am a paid up member of the Chipping Norton set

    A few Astors, Murdochs and my beloved Rebekah and Charlie before they go down

    And the adorable and intelligent Clarkson of course

  76. 76
    old SHEP says:

    Well that’s another 17% of the population Dave has just alienated to add to his list. Who does he think is still left to vote for him?.

  77. 77
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Clam up, Choudary! (*boom-tish!*)

  78. 78
    Casual Observer says:

    Well that explains the PCC complaint, but is one of the best D.M. articles ever.

    With such damning evidence one hopes that the police will investigate.

  79. 79
    Gazza on a dishy says:

    Where’s my fishing rod? There was a six-pack and a takeaway pizza there too.

  80. 80
    Interesting says:

    The Sunday People ‏@thesundaypeople
    URGENT appeal: Could the Elm Guest House “source” who just rang please call Keir Mudie again on 0207 293 3112.
    Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More

  81. 81
    Stirring the pot says:

    Create a male profile on mumsnet with moniker ‘screaming hairdresser’ or some such, and ask that question there…

  82. 82
    Nottingham says:

  83. 83
    Anonymous says:

    Piss off Grant you little shit.

  84. 84
    Private Eye says:

    Exclusive: Read Guido’s column in the Sun, later this week.

  85. 85
    The LabLibCon Alliance says:

    You’re also a Fabian, a traitor and a liar, just like your partner in crime Nick Clegg.

  86. 86
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    Why would we default if we left the EU? We would immediately have an extra £11 billion a year to help pay off the national debt. We would regain have the freedom to trade with any country in the world we chose to on terms not dictated by petty bureaucrats in Brussels. Our businesses would be free from the yoke of anti-business regulation. The pound would soar in value as the currencies in Switzerland and Norway have soared by being out of the EU.

    It is time for a new conservative leader. That leader is Nigel Farage. Vote UKIP.

  87. 87
    Sir Nigel Forage of British Empire fame says:

    Please get my name right

    It is even in the dictionary of the French, my eternal enemies

    And, BTW, I have now had my 25 minutes of fame, so I am retiring for good to the pub where every English gentleman should spend his life

  88. 88
  89. 89
    iSpad says:

    ArchBish quoting straight from the Gospel according to St. Kiddy Fiddler.

  90. 90
    max moseley watch says:

    Your only redeeming feature is that you’re a big tit.

  91. 91
    old SHEP says:

    Never mind those, look for the shotgun.

  92. 92
    An economist says:

    £11 billion

    You must be joking

    Just look at the size of UK debt

    The hole is so large that no one can even imagine it

  93. 93
    you're doing it all wrong says:

    No, you just wank off to the pics.

  94. 94
    Bradbury Pound says:

    This Tom Harris ? :

    Wiki says ‘He is a Christian,’ [!] ‘and enjoys astronomy and badminton.’
    I guess he has’t got as far as D yet.

  95. 95
    The Rochdale Cowboy says:

    Heh-heh. They never caught me, and I was a slip of a thing. Lib Dem to the end.

  96. 96
    Yvonne from The Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    I am beginning to ask myself just what those civil servants who work for us in HMRC do all day.

    Jessops went bust at the beginning of the year .

    Today I have learned that £1.2 million of our money in unpaid taxes is being written off.

    Well Jessops had a maximum of 2,000 people on the payroll . That works out at average arrears of £6,000 which HMRC allowed to be built up .

    If you look at an average salary of £25,000 then £6,000 unsecured is a truly breathtaking figure .

    Not a squeak out of Labour about this. The reason can I think be found in the choice of administrators .

    PCW are the same people who have subbed Chuka and that Rachel Reeves over 50K yet a lot of the good assets of Jessops have already been sold on.

    Why should we pay any more in taxes when things like Jessops are going on ?

  97. 97
    The LabLibCon Alliance says:

    The EU has the full support of all of us and we all could not care less how expensive it is, or following it’s orders are. The serfs will pay up and that’s the end of it.

  98. 98
    Anonymous says:

    Yeah, Murdoch is so wealthy he just goes out and buys all the copies (you fucking twat)

  99. 99
    Swerving Mervyn of financial crash fame says:

    Some of us are more than worried

  100. 100
    Casual Observer says:

    He is confusing UK treatment with US.

  101. 101
    st.bernard says:


  102. 102
    Kier Starmer says:

    FFS…..Don’t ring me by mistake.

  103. 103
    Bent accountants says:

    Now stop being rude about accountants

    We are world famous for certifying the accounts of major international banks before they went into meltdown

    And of the Enrons, Autonomies etc which were clearly false

    It was always the fault of someone else of course

    And we make hundreds of millons of $£ etc signing off shyt (all perfectly legal of course)

    We need Corrupt Political parties to allow us to continue our s c a m

  104. 104
    Casual Observer says:

    There is nothing wrong in being pleased to see justice being done.

  105. 105
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    It’s amazing how very well off people such as Justin Welby can decide how the tax payers money should be spent. There are, Welby, people with low paid jobs that need extra money, and that do not want to see their hard earned money squandered.
    Fairness is for all.

  106. 106
    Point of Information says:

    As does his wife who entered into criminal conspiracy in order to defame him.

  107. 107
    Anonymous says:

    Mr Sniffin? I thought all BNP members were required to worship from dusk till dawn on Sunday at the shrine of Saint Parker of UKIP.

  108. 108
    No one is forcing you to live here Anjem. says:

    Tell you what Anjem if life is so good in your moslem land, then feel free to go home. I’m sure Mrs May will even give you a one way ticket, no strings attached.

  109. 109
    Bent taxmen says:

    And the ex boss of HMRC joins money laun d erers to add to his golden pension FFS

    No possible conflicts of interest, of course

    The country has become TOTALLY CORRUPT from top to bottom, sadly

  110. 110
    Anonymous says:

    You didn’t include the EU not signing the accounts off for 17 years in that rant, which kinda gives you away as a leftie twat. Just sayin’.

  111. 111
    Dave the Rave has lost the plot says:

    I appoointed him because he went to Eton, of course, like me

    Stop being rude about this very holier than thou man

  112. 112
    Brighton Rock and the BBC says:

    The Liberals clearly have a problem in seeing justice being handed out to one of their own.

  113. 113
    Name and address withheld, but a UK paye tax payer on a small pension. says:

    I was outside chopping wood for the fire this morning. I thought to myself, I bet Abu Qatada is not doing this, then I wondered how much it costs a week to feed him, his family, and what their heating bill comes to.
    It’s a funny old world.

  114. 114
    Did u mean says:

    The country has become TOTALLY CORRUPT from bottom to bottom, sadly

  115. 115
    Mad Max says:

    All I want to know is, ‘Who’s the daddy?”

  116. 116
    The LabLibCon Alliance says:

    The membership fee is £20 billion a year, the cost of all the ridiculous regulations closer to £200 billion and rising rapidly.

    VAT is an entirely EU tax as well, which could be abolished at a stroke, if we left.

    Plus there are other potential savings of around £60 billion, if we junked the junk spending on green bullshit.

    Cancelling HS2 is another £32 billion possibly £50 billion saving and of course the old favourite, DfID abolishion saves a minimum of £20 billion.

    There is plenty of other areas such as crooked Quango spending and phoney charity funding, which could save billions more and cutting welfare for millions of migrants also.

  117. 117
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Could someone send me some of this corruption. A cash injection is badly needed.

  118. 118
    Legal Beagle says:

    Your are a useless imposter who has presided over the breakdown of the Rule of Law in Britain Starmer

    There are so many examples of this I do not need to list them

  119. 119
    Lord Stansted says:

    6 months

  120. 120
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Your a shade testy today anonymous, didn’t your boyfriend want bum sex last night?

  121. 121
    anonymous and luving it says:

    It might help to look at the contents of the tin before you come on here, you whiny little bitch.

    “Guido set out to be sensationalist, Matt Drudge was an inspiration, Kelvin Mackenzie’s Sun of the 80s was another.”

    “When media pundit Roy Greenslade described Guido’s blog as “the bastard love-child of Popbitch and Kelvin Mackenzie”, Guido was proud of his parentage.”

    Guido Fawkes.

  122. 122
    Bradbury Pound says:

    Just shows you how totally corrupt the EU is – their accounts have NEVER been signed off. NO accountants are prepared to go that far.

  123. 123
    anonymous and luving it says:

    So you agree that the EU not signing off the accounts for 17 years is a good thing? And as for bumsex, you’re just jealous you fucking dried up old spinster. It’s been obvious that you’ve been gagging for it since you started on here.

  124. 124
    Extremely ancient seafarer says:

    Yes, that’s the country just north of yidland innit?

  125. 125
    rick says:

    The audience at the LibDem conference looked to be 100% white middle class. Where is the diversity they want the rest of us to endure ? Could it be they are just a bunch of smug, self-righteous hypocrites.

  126. 126
    Anonymous says:

    How about an injection from my cock?

  127. 127
    Extremely ancient seafarer says:

    Yes, that’s the country just north of Aireals innit?

  128. 128
    Mick Jagger says:

    Gazza looks worse than Keith Richards and Ronnie Woods put together.

  129. 129
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Would I notice?

  130. 130
    Extremely ancient seafarer says:

    Did you all see that bloke from Hacked Off on Sky today insisting that Leveson be implemented in full and immediately. They won’t go away will they?

  131. 131
    Anonymous says:

    You might not, but it’ll do you the world of good.

  132. 132
    Anonymous says:

    Waiting for something,
    That is just in the head,
    I will know when it does.

  133. 133
    Gently smiling jaws says:

    I bet Abu Qatada would lend you a hand if you asked him nicely.

  134. 134
    A P Herbert says:

    Contempt of Court, surely.
    How long might he be given for that these days ?

  135. 135
    Starmer's next in line says:

    Mind you if somebody dropped the Elm House guest list on my desk, I would want to ‘move it up-stairs’ ASAP.

  136. 136
    Extremely ancient seafarer says:

    Any bother to listen to Clegg’s speech today? I preferred the badminton.

  137. 137
    Reality says:

    It’s the internet they are after, the established news media are already ‘in the tank’. The freedom of the internet terrifies them, they can’t manage or subvert it, without draconian legislation. It will come, as long as we remain outside the sheep pen.

  138. 138
    Extremely ancient seafarer says:

    * Anyone…

  139. 139
    Ah! Monika says:

    People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw Stones :)

  140. 140
    MB. says:

    One report suggested he could get less than Pryce because he pleaded guilty but I would hope the fact that he dragged it out for months and only changed at the last moment will count against him and cancel this out.

  141. 141
    Dave says:

    I passed it to Vince.

  142. 142
    Cable says:

    I have no recollection of being called Vince.

  143. 143
    RAOUL MOAT says:

    Raoul Moat :Gazza what yer brung uz like ?
    did yer ger uz a gun an a knife an sum food like ?

    Nah Moati az brung yer a fishin rod a can o larger an a pair of pyjamas

  144. 144
    Curly wonders says:

    He’s already been in the job long enough. Isn’t it time he retired like that Ben bloke did.

    PS: Why did a catholic pope choose a j3ish name?

  145. 145
    Anonymous says:

    how many millions has it cost us for his legal fees over the last 20 years ?

  146. 146
  147. 147
    Quote says:

    …….So I brought in another kitchen chair so that he sat on TWO kitchen chairs.

  148. 148
    Curly wonders says:

    Can Gwid explain how he pares a sage with millipedes?

  149. 149
    Captain Hook says:

    Abu Hamza would lend a hand.

  150. 150
    Expat Geordie says:

    Go on, give it a go. It’s a damn sight better than reading the Mirror or the People, which are just nasty socialist bilge spouting rags. At least the Sun allows a bit of variety – Ken Livingston used to have a column in it. I can’t see the Mirror giving Lord Tebbit a column, can you?

    Anyway, if you won’t or can’t read the Sun on Sunday due to peer pressure, try to get a copy of the Sunday Sun, just to confuse people. It’s like a Sunday version of the Northern Echo.

  151. 151
    But He's Had a "Rum" Go of Things, Hasn't He? says:

    Gascoigne is the same age as Guido, and he looks more than ten years older, easily. It can’t just be the firewater.

  152. 152
    Legal Beagle says:

    Hello Isabel

    How’s the hubby?

    Still working for the Sun?

    And still pretending from time to time to be freelance when you ask him to do dirtywork?

    And you all compulsive liars in the Murdock Mob?

    PS He must be a chum of our hero Guido as well…

  153. 153
    Expat Geordie says:

    It is virtually every man’s ultimate desire to convert a lesbian, so all credit to Huhne for managing this. It’s the only good thing that he has ever done, especially since it led to both his and his ugly wife’s downfalls.

  154. 154
    The BBC Acme Inhouse Vetting Scheme says:

    The Sun don’t muck about mr fuckwit. Now get on your high horse and do one!

    “It’s lucky Nick Clegg has no principles or we’d be forced to accuse him of betraying them.

    Clegg caused jaws to drop by heaping praise on Chris Huhne, the lying Lib Dem spiv due to be jailed tomorrow.

    The nation may see Huhne as a disreputable toad who cost the public thousands by lying all the way to the door of the court.

    To Clegg, though, he’s “outstanding”, a big thinker and an all-round top bloke.”

    Read more:

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    Jimmy's Moving Sun editorial of the week says:

    Help Cazza
    FOR brave David Cameron, the hardest part is just beginning.
    As he confesses to The Sun today, he came close to death in rehab in opposition.
    He knows that from now on, one sip of right wing craziness could send him back into a madness from which he can’t escape.
    Russell Brand spoke this week about the hell of addiction. Cazza will know what he meant.
    So will many others enslaved by racism and homophobia.
    That’s why it’s important you keep your messages of support coming.
    The Sun is helping behind the scenes with Cazza’s treatment. It’s the least we can do for a much-loved national hero.

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    Anonymous says:

    I’ve just been reading the newspapers regarding immigration into U.K. with Milliband telling us how we need thousands of so called experts from abroad to do the extra special jobs that no-one in this country is capable of doing. May I ask what these extra special jobs are?
    We have some of the finest universities in the world with very capable students.It is very insulting to them to be told they are not up to scratch. Again, what are these jobs that the Brits cannot do?

  157. 157
    Yvonne, from the Rat & Handbag, Tittensor says:

    Great minds think alike Yvonne!

  158. 158
    GOM says:

    Square inch for square inch, The Sun is probably dearer than bog roll…

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    EU Watch says:

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Easy. Members of Parliament.

  161. 161
    Jimmy says:


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    Legal Beagle says:

    and of course no Sun journalists have ever lied

    Or hacked or bribed or threatened

    See you in Court vile chum

    PS How many of you have been arrested so far?

  163. 163
    Prick Clogg says:

    I would never allow the Tories to take Britain out of human rights legislation. It would jeopardise my ambition to be a EU commissioner and I have spent a lot of time lying to everyone to get that job.

  164. 164
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP.

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    It's a bit strange says:

    Ensup making bog rolls, perfect use for it

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    Expat Geordie says:

    He went to rehab in “Bournemouth” (actually Boscombe, which has a shed load of rehab places, and unfortunately attracts the sort of scum who feed off failed rehabbers, consequently making it the most deprived area in the south west). His mistake was staying in Boscombe, making a relapse inevitable. He even did the “celebrity opening” of the Boscombe branch of Cash Converters.

    He has returned from Arizona and is going to be staying in, yes you guessed it, Boscombe. He’s dead.

    He would be better off staying in one of the little villages in Dorset or the New Forest, which have a pub and a shop/post office, where the locals can keep an eye out for him, and any drinking can be controlled. Returning to Boscombe, known locally as Boscum, Boscumski, or Boscvegas, is a massive mistake.

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    It's a bit strange says:

    It’s the piccies i’nit, the reading part is too hard

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    Ah! Monika says:

    I am not dyslexic
    I wasn’t assaulted as a child
    I don’t wear ripped jeans
    I haven’t had a nipple slip.
    I haven’t had a boob job.
    I haven’t clobbered a photographer
    I am still on my first marriage
    I haven’t had affairs.
    I pay my taxes
    I haven’t got a tattoo
    I arrive on time
    I take my own points
    I don’t look as though I buy from Primark
    ……but somehow cannot make it as a celebrity

  169. 169
    It's a bit strange says:

    No, No, NO!

  170. 170
    Lord Stansted says:

    and I thought it was famous for the nearby (?) aerodrome ( love these old words).

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    All for just 50p…....?? says:

    I can buy two packets of rizlas for 50p, ffs.
    You do the maths……..

  172. 172
    Expat Geordie says:

    Just had a look at your figures and if everything else is correct the average arrears per person is £600, not £6000. I’d also hazzard a guess that the average salary is nowhere near £25000, but a damn sight less.

    You make a bloody good point none the less.

  173. 173
    Cmdr. Buck Dynamite says:

    Hmm. The first step on the road to celebrity is to stand out from the crowd. I believe I know how someone with your attributes can do that.

    Have you considered moving to Essex?

  174. 174
    tracker-watcher spotter says:

    Agreed. Don’t forget to give “SoundCloud” the old heave-ho.

  175. 175
    Cmdr. Buck Dynamite says:

    Translators for police interview rooms, courts and benefits offices.

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    It's a bit strange says:

    Did you rad that one Gidoo posted about putting up the price of alcohol so that poor folks would not be able to buy it, since when has Gidoo been concerned about the poor and their finances, a total hypocrit. Gidoo only mixes with monied folks (or at least tries to) poor folks have nothing to pay him with so he is not interested in their problems, he blames them for being poor, it’s their fault of course.

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    EU Watch says:

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    EU Watch says:

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    My second home is not diverse says:


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    EU Watch says:

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    Sheamus O'Tarmac (brewing-up in de little red and white stripey tent again) says:

    that’d be de digging of de holes in de British roads, sir

  182. 182
    Sir Alex Funguson says:

    Kick a football in a straight line.

  183. 183
    Added Value says:

    But you can’t read a bog roll when sat on the bog.

  184. 184
    EU Watch says:

    This is the real problem for the Euro wrt !taly:

  185. 185
    EU Watch says:

    And this is Gr!llo’s economic theory presented back in 1998. Illuminating.

  186. 186
    Herman's not a German says:

    But we won the peace prize. Nothing bad happens in EUland

  187. 187
    Judge Dreadful says:

    Mr Choudrry is not speaking from enough personal experience.

  188. 188
    Uncle Bulgaria says:

    A few more kilos of potash for the vegetable patch then.

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    Herman's Hermits says:

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    All the fun of a lynching without the mess says:

    You wait till Andy Burnham goes to prison. I bet there will be dancing in the streets

  192. 192
    A bellend a day keeps the doctor away says:

    Diversity is for the little people.

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    A Former Lib Dem says:

    I was catching up on the washing up. Did he say anything useful, like ‘I resign’.

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    More time off than Gordon says:

    Herman VAN ROMPUY, President of the European Council, will have the following schedule
    beginning on 11 March 2013:
    Monday 11 March
    18.00 Meeting with General Affairs Council ministers
    Tuesday 12 March
    11.00 Territorial Dialogue with the President and a delegation of the Committee of the Regions
    (photo opportunity ± 10:55)
    Thursday 14 March
    09.30 Tripartite Social Summit (press conference ± 12:30)
    17.00 European Council more information
    Friday 19 March
    10.00 European Council more information
    17.15 Speech at the German Marshall Fund Brussels Forum (Steigenberger Grandhotel

  195. 195
    A bellend a day keeps the doctor away says:

    But, unlike recycled bog roll, it’s still full of shit.

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    A Postal Vote Scam Stole My Democracy says:

    We get a vote? Who knew?

  197. 197
    Jack says:

    The Spanish underground explains artificially “high” unemployment

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    E Watch says:

    Capitalism is a pack of cards; A Poncy Scheme that is beginning to unravel.

    *grabs popcorn*

  199. 199
    Uncle Bulgaria says:

    You meant to say, “house of cards”, surely?

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    Dave says:

    They are making a film about my time as PM. It’s called gay weddings and a funeral.

  201. 201
    Anonymous says:

    curry chefs

  202. 202
    A bellend a day keeps the doctor away says:

    This will be Dave’s next crusade – making Mother’s Day safe for arsebandits.

  203. 203
    Gabby of no 10 says:

    Agenda of Dave Cameron for the coming week

    Monday : Reception for Gays and their wives at No 10

    Tuesday : Lunch for wives of members of the Bullingdon Club

    Wednesday : Secret dinner with Rebekah Brooks and Coulson before 5th set of arrests

    Thursday : Secret meeting with Jeremy Heywood and Director of Morgan Stanley (for retirement purposes)

    Friday : Informal evening in the constituency with the Chipping Norton Set

    Saturday : Off to inspect father in law’s windmills to show anti-climate warming credentials

    Sunday : Private Church service with Archbish of Canterbnury to show the Church the Government’s wholehgreated support

  204. 204
    E Watch says:

    PISS OFF, you old banger. Didn’t you use to “womble” Madame Cholet after the cameras stopped rolling?

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    A bellend a day keeps the doctor away says:

    Why no mention of enthusiastically sucking cutcock?

  206. 206
    Gabby of no 10 says:


    too close to home?

  207. 207
    Chief Rabbi says:

    Do Archbishops get Golden Parachutes as well?

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    The Soviet Union (1922-1991) says:

    Da! Capitalism is finished! All hail glorious communism!

  209. 209
    U kip and I'll kip says:

    Parker Von Farage, Gauleiter of UKIP’ will have the following schedule starting 11 March 2013;
    7.00 am to 11.00 am – in depth exploration of UKIP/Latvian relations
    12.00; Meeting with Italian accountant to discuss expenses submission to Strasbourg
    3.00 pm – Meeting with little women in UKIP to explain role in party and hand out kettles.
    12 March;
    Reserved for visiting jailed UKIP members
    13 March
    Reserved for filming of new Thunderbirds movie
    14/15 March

  210. 210
    Global choices says:

    How do you think it compares communism in Maoist China, or Stalin’s Russia, or Pol Pot’s Cambodia, or Mugabie land, or North Korea, or Ragheadsville aka not that nice for women’s land?

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    Ask the PM says:

    Dave why have you set out to piss everyone in the country off except eco loons and shirtlifters who want to be married mums?

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    Anonymous says:

    To be followed by the sequel, One lived in the Cuckoos Nest.

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    Media watcher says:

    Murdoch told him to

    All part of the Hate England, Dave and the Coalition Campaign

    Haven’t you noticed how the Mob have changed their tune?

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    Jenny "If you say I'm fuckable one more time, I'll scream" Agutter says:

    Not “The Railway Child” then, David?

  215. 215
    Sir Nigel Forage says:

    You missed only one item

    My meeting to support British Pubs

    Vital to the future of the Realm

    I will survive, as she said

  216. 216
    Celebrity Fail says:

    He’s never going to return to the UK:

    Good. Same deal for Carny methinks… ;-)

  217. 217
    Bonehead Baraosso says:

    They will learn.

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    E Watch says:

    In your tiny mind there are so few choices, aren’t there? That is why we’re doomed.
    Dare I use the PEA-BRAIN word?

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    labourunionsbbc are one under the EU says:

    Posting garbage through my letterbox.

  220. 220
    Ah! Monika says:

    It’s a terrible virus this loss of memory.
    Now hitting the A of C.

    Archbishop Justin Welby says he only heard ‘rumours’ of corruption at Elf
    He worked there for five years alongside Andre Tarallo, who was later jailed
    Part of £6billion ‘carrot’ deal to deter Nigeria from nationalising oil industry which never went ahead

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    The whole of Europe says:

    None of which is any use to anyone.

  222. 222
    Virgil says:

    the soap on Tuesday 6am I should expect unless Big Bubba rings first.

  223. 223
    EU Watch says:

    It is a big issue as it has damaged a very important part of UK culture.

    Not sure if anyone has polled to find out how the electorate view this.

  224. 224
    Lynton "Mr Ironic" Crosby says:

    Anti Immigration Campaginer

  225. 225
    Vince Cable says:

    I don’t remember whether there is a church in England

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    Morrissey says:

    While you are on about our national icon and hero Garage

    Remember than we should flog the Peckhams

  227. 227
    Ah! Monika says:

    The Queen ( Head of Commonwealth ) will tomorrow back an historic pledge to promote gay rights and ‘gender equality’ in one of the most controversial acts of her reign.

    The Ugandans will be over the moon.

  228. 228
    Lord Cashpoint, impressario to the useless says:

    Featuring our Elton in a bikini, our Y fronts in you know what and our Stephen Fry in laddered stockings

    The wedding chaired, of course, by our one and only Old Etonian Archbishop

  229. 229
    Charles, defender of "Faiths" says:


  230. 230
    Rasta Bob, your friendly supplier says:

    And all my customers in London and the West Indies

  231. 231
    Casual Observer says:

    I do hope the film is called: ‘Nearly gay weddings, and a funeral.’

  232. 232
    Matthew 5:33-34. says:

    Such pledges, which are really oathes, are blasphemous.

    “You have heard that it was said to the men of old, “You shall not swear falsely. . But I say to you, Do not swear at all.”

  233. 233
    Charles, defender of "Faiths" says:

    Kebabs on the lawn next.

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    Good rhetoric says:

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    Brownian Motion says:

    SARAH come quickly, there’s tiny things scuttling round the loo.

  237. 237
    Dipstick Dave, the Dickhead in Downing Street says:

    Whatho! Got a bit of trouble with the bill for my new train set:

    Never mind, it’s a marvellous project to benefit the whole of London, I mean, er, the whole country.

    Must go – got to send a cheque to Brussels and to the Third World. Keep paying those taxes!


  238. 238
    Samuel Langhorne Clemens says:

    Never bring your children to a lynching, by the way. The kind of people in attendance at that sort of event are usually well-intoxicated and given to the use of profane language, and there is no good reason why your children should have to be subjected to hearing all of that cussing.

  239. 239
    Nick the Horsefly says:

    We at Pervs Я Us always look after our own.

  240. 240
    George Osborne says:

    I am sure I have never met Natalie Rowe although I do remember that the line of white powder was talc from our wigs.

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    A MEMBER of the 93% of TORIES who think they CANNOT WIN WITH DAVE says:

    Bring on the leadership challenge
    Murkdoch will change allegiance to UKIP before 2015 leaving the tories to fight for third place with the Grope Dems

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    Pranab Bukhertee & the MGs says:

    Unintelligible call-centre operatives.

  244. 244
    Mohammmmed says:

    At least all of our restaurants are above ground.

    But we cannot afford these electronic till thingies.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    You must live in Merseyside.

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    Incredible Video: Beppe Grillo Dissects the Financial System... on 1998 says:

    “Whom does the money belong to? Who does its ownership belong to? To the State fine…then to us, we are the State. You know that the State doesn’t exist, it is only a legal entity. WE are the state, then the money is ours…fine. Then let me know one thing. If the money belongs to us…Why…do they lend it to us??”

    – Beppe Grillo in 1998

    If you really want to know why Beppe Grillo is causing Central Planners throughout the European continent to wet themselves, this video will show you. There’s a real revolution happening in Italy. This guy is the real deal and he understands the heart of the whole issue plaguing the world. All I can say is: WOW.

    BTW – Has anyone ever seen Grillo and Handycock in the same room at the same time?


  247. 247
    Guido Fawkes' Rabbi says:

    Who will rid of this Anti-Semitic Nazi c’unt?

  248. 248
    Phil from Pentonville says:

    Best to stick to devil dodging and leave the politics alone.

  249. 249
    God says:

    It’s just the first sign of my anger at Dave’s gay bum sex agenda!

  250. 250
    Europe Liberation Front says:

    I fail to see how it is possible to insult Herman von Bumboy.
    Or would he perhaps take exception if praised for his honesty ?

  251. 251
    BBC tax collector says:

    I won’t pay my TV licence because I was abused by Jimmy Savile': Woman claims 35 men attacked her while visiting the BBC headquarters. ( Mail )

    And where would be be if all the victims adopted the same stance?

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    It's abu't time says:

    I hope Qatada’s getting the shit kicked out of him tonight.

  254. 254
    Anonymous says:

    Bishop of Dudley: ‘Benefits are getting worse’

    Of course you silly fool, the poor taxpayers are sick to death of supporting scroungers and skivers.

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    Good job says:

    I’m impressed that the security services were actively monitoring Cocktada and were able to catch him breaching his bail conditions. They’ve tended to drop the ball on this kind of thing in the past, so I applaud them for their work which has caught this arsehole who’s now back at Belmarsh.

  256. 256
    The Sheeple have spoken says:

    I have every confidence that the Great British Voting public will vote for “National Suicide” and vote Labour in 2015

  257. 257
    hello stranger says:

    Fuck off you pissed soaked old tramp.

  258. 258
    The Sheeple have spoken says:

    You don’t need any policies we’ll still elect you

  259. 259
    Disgruntled Tories vote to pull the house down around their heads says:

    The country needs another dose of Labour to make it realise that even useless Dave’s Conservatives are better than Ed’s Unite run Labour Party and with UKIP’s assistance that is likely to happen and if it does you can kiss goodbye to your blessedreferendum on EU membership and look forward tomore closer fiscal and political union with EU

  260. 260
    The Dish and the Spoon says:

    Anything goes in Camoron’s gay new world.
    We’re off for a quickie.

  261. 261
    Justin from Cantebury says:

    Time to activate the Chancel Liability Tax on properties over 2 million methinks

  262. 262
    nigel omabalou says:

    Foreign benefits claimants can certainly teach the British a thing or two about squeezing the maximum out of the welfare system, tardy fuckers.

  263. 263
    blentchley says:

    the sun is scum as are those who read it

  264. 264
    Oh great, another crap Archbishop of Canterbury. says:

    ‘Benefits are getting worse’ says scrounger who doesn’t do a proper job.

  265. 265
    anonymous and luving it says:

    I leave it to dimwits like you.

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    Dave's doubling the debt. says:

    Yeah, because Cast-Iron Dave really means it when he says he’ll give us a referendum on EU membership. When has he ever let us down before?

    Just like promised to reduce immigration to “tens of thousands”, and then went to India and told 1.2billion people there’s “no limit” to how many of them can move here.

    From this we learn beyond any and all doubt that Dave is a liar. But was he lying to us, or was he lying to them? Either way, he’s a liar. So, good luck with his second “cast iron guarantee” of a referendum.

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    Residing in 96.97% white Merseyside says:

    Benefits are not getting worse for me but I’m retired.


  268. 268
    Residing in 96.97% white Merseyside says:

    How will we in Merseyside know who Murkdoch supports? We don’t read his newspapers.

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    Dave's doubling the debt. says:

    Impressed? For £100,000 per week, I should bloody well hope they were monitoring him!

    It speaks volumes that after 13 years of Labour’s mind-numbing incompetence, we’re actually ‘impressed’ when civil servants do their jobs properly.

  270. 270
    The BBC causes serious mental illness and abuses children (sexually) says:

    Now then, now then…

  271. 271
    JH3093840934 says:

    Every child has a mother, unless the pooves want us to believe they can shit kids out now.

  272. 272
    Phil from the Wrekenton Seven Stars says:

    During this economic crisis I have lost 38% of my income .

    If the Bishops think it is terrible if State Benefits have only gone up one percent I suggest they keep quiet.

  273. 273
    Anonymous says:

    Balti cooking.

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    John Prescott says:

    {Cyril Smith’s name was found in documents seized under warrant by the Fernbridge police. Cyril Smith visited the Elm Guest House, along with other VIPs, and abused young boys there. Apparently, he was at one time banned from Elm Guest House for failing to pay for a toilet seat that he had broken.}

    I wonder if he claimed for it on expenses?

  276. 276
    Ah! Men says:

    Keeping Bishops out of politics, would be harder than keeping bugs out of toilet bowls.

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    Anonymous says:

    You might have 96.97% now but come 2014 you will angry like the rest of us when all new entrants to Britain are chanelled up to you .Why should you get away with having decent white neighbours when the rest of us are overrun with foreign languages,gang warfare, drug dealing,guns,prositution.child trafficking, covert terrorists, overcrowded and stinking houses.Have I missed anything out? Ed Milliband talks about Mo Farrar but omits to mention the tens of thousands of scummy immigrants who have turned this country into a hellhole.

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    Err? says:

    {The friend told the newspaper: ‘How can she claim they were in a happy marriage for 25 years, and at the same time claim he had made her have an abortion? They were not happily married. They weren’t even sleeping in the same bedroom.} Mail.

    Something not adding up here.

  279. 279
    Pryce Watch says:

    Even though they are both guilty and get sent down, if Huhne tries to clear the record on the abortion issue in court tomorrow that may guarantee him a thorough kicking on his first night. Not sure if D-Wing would get the nuance, maybe better to just take that on the chin like a man.

  280. 280
    Shopping trolley engineer says:

    Clegg: Tories ‘veering to the right like a broken shopping trolley’

    Engineer. In my experience 50% go Left; 50% go right. Funny that.

  281. 281
    Machiaveli says:

    Kitchen table conspiracies among an Eastleigh coven is a credible tale, but what is missing is the warlock.

    Huhne’s disposal would help remove competition for some who may feel that they should be ripe for party leadership. This story yet has much further to run…

  282. 282
    I also loath cocky lefties says:

    And twice as thick.

  283. 283
    Tachybaptus says:

    Any direction that a Dim Lump is not pushing in is right, in both senses of the word.

  284. 284
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Well, if that’s the kind of thing she needs to tell herself to get her to do what’s the right thing in any event, good. However, there’s also the question of whether she’s looking to get more out of this than just a lifetime free ride. Just see if I’m wrong.

    “What if everybody did that?” = you are Immanuel K’unt, and I claim my fiver.

  285. 285
    Oh Anonymous, calm down dear says:

    In the grand scheme of things, this makes absolute sense, but right now, it seems to be pretty phucked up to me.

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    EU Watch says:

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    Cry baby says:

    Who or what is Gazza?

  288. 288
    Blind Pugh says:

    I did once and look where it got me.

  289. 289
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    I’m sure you would have done, Prezza, and probably have, as I’m sure you must have broken a few in your day.

  290. 290
    five bellies says:

    It comes from that phrase, “Pieless in Gazza”.

  291. 291
    five bellies says:

    Not enough editions of the Guardian sold to wipe your fat arse, that’s for sure.

  292. 292
    keithella says:


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    a dreamer says:

    Come on Dave, surprise us. Call an in/out referendum on the EU for next year. Oh and tell the pervy party if they don’t like it they can eff off.

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    Anonymous says:

    How many at the Mirror and Trinity Group need to be arrested, Murdoch hater?

  295. 295
    Anonymous says:

    Is there a slow motion version!

    (A lot of joking, but his end message is the doubt everyone needs to see.)

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    message understood says:

    Thank fuck I was educated before Anthony Crosland and other spiteful Labour shits went about ruining our education system.

  297. 297
    Anonymous says:

    OK, so reduce their numbers down from 650.

  298. 298
    Anonymous says:

    Theresa May is surely more turkey throat than chicken breasts?

  299. 299
    Shopping trolley engineer says:

    Nicks turn for the ‘Purple Tie ‘

  300. 300
    Thinking my best thoughts Charles says:

    Why do I need a shepherd’s crook to lay a hedge.

  301. 301
    Gordon Brown says:

    After spending the day at Crufts, I have decided to switch from Nuttella to Banana

  302. 302
    EU Watch says:

    The only thing stopping him from calling it next month is acute mental illness.

  303. 303
    The EUSSR is EVIL says:

    So will there be EU protest riots at the Eurovision singing contest?

  304. 304
    Mr pontius pilate says:

    “Former bi-sexual”. If an ugly little tit like Huhne can cure a lezzer, anyone can cure a lezzer.”

    What makes you think He cured Her. Perhaps She cured Him & perhaps He’s a closet dyke …… it would explain a lot self satisfied etc

  305. 305
    Pink Dave says:

    Home is where the heart is.

  306. 306
    Not doing Mothers Day then sarah? says:

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    EU Watch says:

  308. 308
    Bill and Ben says:

    So are we!!!!

  309. 309
    PRICK CLEGG says:

    “The tories are like a broke supermarket trolly , always veering to the right ”
    While we just molest the checkout girls

  310. 310
    Anne,D.Burnbum says:

    Just hope cameron does’nt order a police investigation into the 1200 needless deaths of innocent and vulnerable people in mid staffs when labour were in office.We have a lot to answer for.x

  311. 311
    Brownian Motion says:

    One, two, three, four, six, seven, nine, eight, ten.

  312. 312
    Rag,Tag and Bobtail says:

    And us..!!

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    Lynn Featherbrain says:

    That would explain a lot about the Labour front bench.

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Well let’s not forget the hundred thousand Ir aqis and our brave servicemen and women killed needlessly in bliar’s unnecessary war.

    Labour it seems are good at destruction of one sort or another .

  315. 315
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    What an irony, browns are trying to save the world on the basis of ‘education is the key’ and yet when brown was pm education here was trashed on his watch!

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    PRICK CLEGG says:

    Can someone please explain to me how we have to close our coal fired power stations or convert them to burn wood
    and yet our EU (partners )the Germans are building 25 new coal fired power stations under the same agreements ?–wont-help-planet-jot.html

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    Yeo Ho Ho says:

    Yes – it’s part of the green scam that Dave and I are using to feather our nests so that we’ve got loads of money when the Tories go tits up in 2015.

  318. 318
    JH3093840934 says:

    The idea they are bringing in ‘skilled’ or ‘expert’ people is absolute shit.

    They want Labour voting benefit thieves to arrive in droves, while exasperated law-abiding productive natives with the means and motivation go in the other direction. The BBC report this systematic ethnic replacement as ‘low net migration’, and spin it as a real benefit for the country.

    The number of white people in London has dropped by 600’000 since 2000. It is unfettered white flight, pure and simple. Of course, lefties think this movement is wonderful and want to apply it to the entire country.

    The leftie intelligentsia won’t be happy until all the horrid whites are driven out. Then they will scratch their heads because London has turned into a tribal hellhole patchwork of backward mini-states in perpetual conflict, with a murder rate to match. This will be seen as “society’s fault”.

    What the fuck do the sanctimonious left care? As long as it isn’t their daughter getting followed, groomed, stabbed on the bus or dragged to the nearest bit of waste ground for a bit of hanky panky they do not give a shit.

    Anyone who objects is racist of course.

  319. 319
    PRICK CLEGG says:

    Driving taxi’s
    wiping arses and making beds

  320. 320
    Taxpayer and Voter says:

    Fuck off and get a job you braindead parasite.

  321. 321
    Screwed Taxpayer says:

    Marginal majority Tory M.P.’s — have you read the Sun today? — WAKE UP — don’t wait as long as the Ides of March — DUMP DAVE THIS WEEK

  322. 322
    Synic says:

    The Tories aren’t going tits up in 2015 — they’re GOING DOWN TITanic STYLE

    They’re are fucking finished for 100 years — just like the Liberals.

    It’s all due to PC Dave and his middle of the road meterosexual effete spendthrift mates.

    Get rid of the cnuts now.

  323. 323
    JH568345235474 says:

    Jesus, click on the image and read that shit.

    Aside from two ludicrously flattering cartoons of Sarah and McRuin, it reads like the rambling of some lobotomised student trot.

  324. 324
    Sirry Irriot says:

    Get a load of Chinese engineers and builders to erect 20 power stations in the uk. They will all be up and running within 6 months.

  325. 325
    Fuck it says:

    Has anyone else noticed that the main groups of lefty mongs that promote uncontrolled immigration, don’t actually practice what they preach?

    How many Polish reporters work at the Guardian? Or BBC journalists or presenters?

    The Liebore party still looks horribly white and non Polish as well. Couldn’t they find some Polish cutie to replace Hattie Hatemenperson

  326. 326
    The Bishop of Dud-lie says:

    Am yow orrright, me owd cockas, sorry, bretherin?

    Let us prayyyy.

    …giv us this dai ar dayly bred and all the money that we can get from the dole office…as much as them blokes in Barklies Bonk.

    Arrrrrre, and our kid, dow lead us to temptation like them yampy pilloks in Brummagem, but let us ave lots of babbies and kids benefit, as long as they dow blart too much.

    And show us the way when we’m gooin to the food bonk were there’s free grub for yer cake hole and people ask if yo am oright.

    Dopey barmpots

  327. 327
    Virgil says:

    The only ever looking down is you, hamjem. What was the matter at 2am, couldn`t sleep worrying about the fat one? Seems like an inciteful tweet to be considered by pl.od.

  328. 328
    Virgil says:

    Any so sorrries?

  329. 329
    old SHEP says:

    I think it is because the last Labour government in their look how green we are frenzy signed up to cut emissions by an unrealistic amount, far more than other countries, consequently all our coal fired power stations will be shut down shortly. The last cold snap some weeks ago resulted in 48% of our power generation to the national grid being provided by coal fired. Better stock up on candles and woolly jumpers folks!.

  330. 330
    Everyone has left. Guido is boring us. says:

  331. 331
    Residing in 96.97% white Merseyside says:

    Seem to remember the Romanian Government warned would be emigrants to avoid Liverpool!

  332. 332
    Saffron says:

    Oh what news do I hear today compliments of the net.
    The bishops are wetting their keks and signing a letter about hunger which will affect only the benefit scroungers.
    Why then are these sky faries assholes not complaining about the volumes of our taxpayers cash being handed over to international despots and to the corrupt EUSSR and it’s unelected commisars.
    The cash we hand over to various leeches is unbelievable,time methinks to spell it out to these leeches that your days are numbered.
    Under the present crowd of assholes who infest parliament and the lords will this happen,well who knows,however they will try by whatever means to maintain the status quo.
    IMHO only the voters of this land can smack their arses,but do the voters of this land have the intelligence to see through what is being done to them.
    So far the voters have gone along with this EUSSR unelected bunch of Commies,the question is are now large swathes of europe waking up as to what these barstewards are leading them by the nose into.
    Concerning The UK’s part in this we now have three parties who want to be tied into this EUSSR adventure,never mind what that devoid of a brain tosser Wavy Davy says and his mate Cleggover and Red Ed say,the EUSSR is a disaster waiting to happen,when it all goes pear shaped wonder what will be the excuses then.

  333. 333
    The ever-useless Tim Yeo MP says:

    (Dictated to secretary)

    Thank you for your comment. Yes, David Cameron is doing a wonderful job, and will continue to do so.

    Like you, I am looking forward to seeing the daffodils blooming very soon.

    I am legally required to reply to your correspondence, so here is my reply. If it fails to address any of the issues you tried to bring to my attention, well tough titty haha.

    Kind regds,
    Tim Yeo MP.

  334. 334
    Anne D Burnbum says:

    I hope Ed does’nt ditch me.I mean it was only 1200 innocent and vulnerable people that died on labours and my watch.At least i read 4 lines of the trust recommendation report.

  335. 335
    Ho hum says:

    “The bishops are wetting their keks and signing a letter about hunger”

    Why don’t the bishops whine to their imaginary friend, the Magic Sky Pixie, and get him (or it) to provide for the poor?

    “Oh, Lord Sky Pixie! Saveth thee the Poor! Thee shall find them in great distress, slumped in front of their 48″ plasma TVs, watching Sky Movies and drinking of the White Lightning, which they have purchased with their last fifty pounds notes. Amen.”

  336. 336
    Fire up the Quattro says:

    Still taking the Murdock dollar. Question of trust eh?

  337. 337
    old SHEP says:

    Going to get him yet another appearance on question time anytime soon BBC?, no thought not.

  338. 338
    Brief and to the point says:

    Marxism from the top down always ends like this. Fucking idiots.

  339. 339
    Anne D Burnbum says:

    Sadly it was’nt Camoron in charge when 1200 innocent and vulnerable people died needlessly . Labour and i were in charge.Alan Milbum,Pat Hewit and postman Johnson should be ashamedx

  340. 340
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    hmmm This’ll be a statement along the lines of one term Obama won’t it?

    You must revisit it in 2015.

  341. 341
    Calamity Clegg, Chief Cockroach says:

    One of our cockroaches is missing

  342. 342
    See! Even her Bananas are raving poffters. says:

  343. 343
    Anne D Burnbum says:

    I wonder if any of the families of the 1200 who needlessly lost their lives in mid staffs will vote labour? x

  344. 344
    YOLO says:

    Piss off and start your own blog, see how far you get.

  345. 345
    Gentleman says:

    Rule one:-
    Never abuse one’s host.

  346. 346
    thicko says:

    so is that our mate Leveson ?

  347. 347
    Nogbad the Bad says:

    The taxman should be the last on the list of creditors, after
    Employees, who have put their time in.
    Suppliers, who have put money out to buy or make stuff.
    Landlords, who have to pay for the property.
    Shareholders, who knew the risks and were still prepared to have a go.
    The taxman has risked nothing and will only waste 50% of the money when he gets it.

  348. 348
    Pope Benedict (ret.) says:

    Perhaps it is repentance and expiation for his sins. Maybe all his father’s preaching did him some good after all. Mr Brown may have searched his soul, and determined he would accomplish something constructive with the rest of his life, with Our Lord’s help.

    N-a-a-h-h-h, it’s no good– not even I can buy any of that Holy-Joe shit, if it’s Gordon Brown we’re talking about.

  349. 349
    Brownian Motion says:

    Sarah, Sarah, I think I’ve seen an atom of do-dos.

  350. 350
    thicko says:

    heads up:
    kitchen roll is cheaper, more absorbent, stronger and less likely to split during a vigorous cleaning therefore not leaving a nasty looking finger as puppy roll can leave you with.
    {ed} can somebody put this in proper grammar , thanks

  351. 351
    albacore says:

    Who is our worst enemy in the world, out there?
    There’s quite a few contenders but to be real fair
    Unless they’ve blackmailed Parliament into traitors
    Compared with LibLabCons they’re just masturbators

  352. 352
    David Minibanana says:

    Cuddle up with a banana ??

  353. 353

    OK lets just see if this one will work

    Hi Guido

  354. 354
    David aka Banana Miliband says:

    One Brown banana and three yellow bananas. Is Gordon fornicating with the LibDems?

  355. 355
    Saffron says:

    The libdumbs are now the party of the past,their policies are has we have already suspected are crap,why this party ofr bedwetters continue to exsist is beyond my understanding.
    This crowd of plonkers are all of the reasons as to what is wrong with British politics,when oh when are we going to consign this bunch of nutters to the dustbin of history.
    Cammoron and Red Ed are also a couple of nutters,in that each of them is clueless as to what needs doing.
    Well a little advice to both of them.

  356. 356
    Incapable Vince, deputy Chief Cockroach says:

  357. 357
    thicko says:

    caught it on the volley, back to the defender, lobbed it over his own shoulder, turned and volleyed in the net, fucking masterpiece

  358. 358
    Knackered Clog says:

    Keep on winning.

  359. 359
    Wit is dead says:

    It took 41 minutes for you to come up with that one?

  360. 360
    Dick Emery says:

    You are a Juan.

  361. 361
    Wit is dead says:

    Rule 2: never bore your guests

  362. 362
    Dave, for whom the bell tolls says:

    Not sure if May is the right stuff, but tongues are getting more animated:

    How long until those further 6 letters are in the bag ?

  363. 363
    Vince Cable says:

    I don’t remember being a liberal or a democrat

  364. 364
    Podgy says:

    His trousers are working overtime

  365. 365
    Everybody says:

  366. 366

    Ah Fucking Bananas ! Just like your husband

  367. 367
    cynnffeeaarr9 says:

    @R U from California? Surely you mean the Eagle brothers?

  368. 368
    cynnffeeaarr9 says:

    Oh no she doesn’t.

  369. 369
    cynnffeeaarr9 says:

    Plenty of us.

  370. 370
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    And not before time too. The internet is a menace, it has severely disrupted my sex life that you mugs pay for. Boaz.

  371. 371
    Curly wonders says:

    So what is Boscombe (going) Down famous for?

  372. 372
    Curly wonders says:

    “Not while I’m at the Cabinet table”.

    Simple solution – kick the useless cvnt out and (if numbers matter) replace with some dimwit from Eastleigh. If numbers do not matter, add Redwood or Hannan.

  373. 373
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    I see some blick berk smashed his little multibulti dollar runabout while he was away. Hahahahahaha!!!

  374. 374
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Has HM just proved to be the new/old Lady Gaga?

  375. 375
    Grandad says:

    Not many of us left nowadays. But that $%&^(*^ Shirley Williams still seems to be.

  376. 376
    Grandad says:

    These anachronisms should be removed forthwith from the House of Lords. Politics and religion should not be interchangeable.

  377. 377
    Grandad says:

    Another Libdum who can’t drive in straight lines. I bet he hasn’t even got a licence for a pushchair.

  378. 378
    Grandad says:

    Oh bugger – forgot!

    Try again:

    Another Libdum who can’t dr1ve in straight lines. I bet he hasn’t even got a licence for a pushchair.

  379. 379
    Grandad says:

    Ben, If you hadn’t shaken his hand you would still be living in luxury.

  380. 380
    Grandad says:

    Where I live the BBC seems to be inhabited by sub-continentals and women with Arabic sounding names.

    Perhaps I bought the wrong kind of telly.

  381. 381
    Archie says:

    I obviously need treatment. Cameron steams on completely oblivious to opinion polls, broken election pledges, by-election results and every other substantial rune known to man, and here’s me thinking that our politicians worked for US! Political awareness training for me then………………………….

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