March 8th, 2013

WATCH: US Obama Critics Attack Falklands Policy


  1. 1
    Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

    Very good use of graphics!

  2. 2
    Ubique says:

    Excellent and well presented so that anyone that believes in democracy and free will will obviously follow the islanders decision from the referendum! I guess that means Obama will threaten them and the UK to hand them over to Argentina then!

  3. 3
    Skorpian de Rooftrouser says:

    We should be backing the people of the Hawaii in their bid for self determination.

  4. 4
    Barry's report card. FAIL says:

    What as President of the US has OBAMARAMA done that is actually something he can be proud of?

  5. 5
    Barry Watch says:

    So what does Barry think about the Jockanese? Should they determine their own future or come under EU control?

  6. 6
    Democracy says:

    If they have a vote on the matter, yes we should. Probably they would wish to remain American, and we should accept that.

  7. 7
    Geordieboy says:

    Some USA Leftie Official shouts Shit and Obama jumps on the shovel.

  8. 8
    Owin Jones says:

    Tory rebels tell Guido Fawkes they are 6 letters short of the 46 needed to trigger confidence vote in Cameron

  9. 9
    French joo says:

    Agressive Z ism produces anti seminitism

    That is why most rational j s do not support it

  10. 10
    Vince Cable says:

    I can’t remember

  11. 11
    French joo says:

    And BTW

    We believe in freedom of speech unlike this blog

  12. 12
    Geordieboy says:

    What will Obama do if the Russians want to buy Alaska back?

  13. 13
    Tosspot says:

    Judge people by what they do and not what they say….

  14. 14
    Penfold says:

    Good simple agit-prop that even Yanks can understand.

    As for Obama, don’t expect any positive responses, he is anti Brit, through and through.

  15. 15
    The Liberals are LIARS says:

    What I can’t understand about the LibDems, given that they like the rest of Westminster indulge in ALL the latewst tittle tattle is that they were not aware of Huhne’s points ubtil the MSM started reporting on it. I find it hard to believe that they do not read the tittle tattle on Order Order.

    To be blunt. I reckon they are LYING TWATS.

  16. 16
    WVM says:


  17. 17
    Dave is a Tosser says:

    The “Special Relationship” is bollux.

    Why aren’t you shouting about this Dave — too weak as usual?

  18. 18
    WVM says:

    That man has ruined the USA and it’s image across the world.

  19. 19
    Historian of our times says:

    When I look at the crumbling Coalition”, I can just say one thing


    Is the pool of talent and honesty in Britain reduced to Spineless Dave, No Compass Gideon, Dodging Cleggie and The Scottish Forest Ranger Orange One?

    And is the Opposition reduced to Empty Z Ed, Barmy Blinky Balls and Mad Harriet Hairpin?

    Is that all Britain can produce in this tragic time?

  20. 20
    Dave says:

    We’re not going to vote for it, thankfully. The Union of the Crowns is the single greatest thing that has happened on our island and the majority of Scots will note vote for some slightly xenophobic, romantic ideal.

  21. 21
    Penfold says:

    And the French want Florida and Loiusiana back.

    And the Spanish & Mexicans want Texas, New Mexico and California back.

  22. 22
    Synic says:

    Send Sarah Palin to Moscow. Vladimir will soon concede to the shining example of American Motherhood and Apple Pie

  23. 23
    Mr pontius pilate says:

    What will He care He hates us

  24. 24
    Dave the Rave, surrounded by criminals says:

    I am giving a lnch today to all the wives of my Bullingdon friends

    Far more important than looking after Britain’s interests

    We are also plotting to all join our member Natty in Switzerland when the roof finally colapses here

    Our cash is already there

  25. 25
    Dave says:

    If he’s got any sense at all he’ll be on every major news network after the referendum result screaming rhetoric against Argentina’s populist regime – and if he’s smart enough, and brave enough, he’ll give Obama a chance to back down now or he’ll cast him on the same side as the Argies.

    I’d imagine it’d make decent sound bites if Cameron slams both Obama and Kirchner in the same sound bite.

  26. 26
    Le Monde correspondent says:

    It seems paranoia is now sweeping the Vile and Criminal British Tabloid press and its followers like Guido

    Grow up…

  27. 27
    Alex says:

    So you know the will of “most rations j..s” do you?

    Quite an assumption you’re making there about millions of people you have never met.

    Ahh right, when you say “rational”, what you actually mean is “people who agree with what I think”!

  28. 28
    Anonymous says:

    Great film.
    Should be shown in schools.

  29. 29
    Archie says:

    Never mind the Yanks, they couldn’t find Omaha on a map of Nebraska. Who’s that woman foreign correspondent on al-Beeb – somebody Williamson – who could be Owen Jones’ twin? Fucking uncanny likeness!

  30. 30
    God says:

    No honest man would enter parliament under the present system.

  31. 31
    Dave the Rave has lost the plot says:

    I will kiss Omaha’s ass

    The Americans are the only friends we have left

    Apart from the usual kleptocrats from Russia and Arabee…

  32. 32
    Vince Cable says:

    I can’t remember if I am a lying twat or not.

  33. 33
    I d i ot says:

    The Tories appear to be missing the basic fact that there is no incentive for small business to employ people and make profits

    Employing people is too risky. At the extremes, a small company could employ a school leaver and is then responsible to pay wages, social costs and pension contributions for the next 70 years if the person chooses to carry on working. or at £300 per week £1,092,000 (thats without inflation)

    Employing a school leaver is a million pound commitment

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    Personally I don’t care what the leader of the rebel American colonies thinks. ;-)

  35. 35
    Ah! Monika says:

    Now EU wants to regulate the internet and ban pornography

    That’s the Parliament Channel and the LibDems gone then.

  36. 36
    Archer Karcher v2 says:

    Can I have a vote whether or not I am governed by the unelected EUSSR dictatorship, or become a free citizen of this country?

  37. 37
    Alex says:

    What’s immature about pointing out the facts?

    1765 – Britain’s formal claim was made when Argentina did not even exist.


  38. 38
    French joo says:

    Thank you Bibi

    And you could not even win a majority in the Homeland…

    Open your eyes and see how isolated you really are in the world before it is too late

  39. 39
    Skorpian de Rooftrouser says:

    Only if it is ib black and white, also silent

  40. 40
    The Falkland Islanders are Lucky sods, not having this shite says:

  41. 41
    Woodward and Bernstein says:

    Why are public officials such as the police jailed for talking to journalists, while MP’s and their staff get away with constantly planting stories in the press?

  42. 42
    Dave says:

    Sadly, that’s true, and in Cameron’s mind it’s pragmatism or realpolitik.

  43. 43
    Gordon says:

    Life’s a beach for Obama.

  44. 44
    Welsh activist. says:

    I dislike Obama, but i think Bush bears most of the responsibility for that.

  45. 45
    Cesar Chavez, Hugo's Long-Lost Cousin, says:

    And slowly but surely, we’re taking the Southwest (OUR North) back:

  46. 46
    Double Whammy says:

    Actually, I wish they would vote for quasi ‘independence’ and direct rule from Brussels.

    It would be good riddance to the constantly whining, semi-communist McParasites, too. Let’s hope the Shetland Islands declare independence from Jockland at the same time and take what remains of the oil from the Jockanese as well.

  47. 47
    50 Calibre says:

    Since when did the USofA begin to understand how the rest of the world works? They don’t know where most of it is and are clearly not even sure how there own country works.

  48. 48
    50 Calibre says:

    Yes you can, but oly in your dreams…

  49. 49
    Dave says:

    We didn’t always have the parasites here… The impression is that the further north you go from the Watford Gap the worse it continually gets, it’s not that way at all.

    Where I live in Lanarkshire there’s a whole nest of socialist/greedy/lazy people, but they’re not really present outside of the Glasgow/Edinburgh central belt and even then we’re better than the grim north of England.

    The Shetland Islands and so on are very much opposed to independence from the UK and might even refuse to go with Scotland if it was to happen.

    It isn’t happening though, and when the vote is over and done with I hope it’ll get people to get back to normal.

    Sadly though when any group of people gets large enough a few malcontents find it easier to blame the group than themselves.

  50. 50
    Archer Karcher v2 says:

    Wastemonster is no more than a ‘souped up’ Local Authority these days.

    The laws are faxed in from Brussels and they dutifully comply with every one of them with a resigned little grumble, before they resume thier now accustomed cower, at Brussels feet.

  51. 51
    AntiLeftoid says:

    Obama wants to keep his shitty nose out of other peoples business and focus on his own train crash.. pathetic apologetic ponce, why diesn’t he go the whole hog and insist the Argies give back sovreignty of their lands back to the idigenous people who they stole it from and while he is doing that he can give back the USA to the native Americans.

  52. 52
    Not impressed says:

    Actually I think the thick as sh1t morons who appear on Jerry Springer bear most of the responsibility.

  53. 53
    Fool me once, shame on You says:

    The Argentinians aren’t falling for Kirchner’s distraction game, they know what she is trying to do. You can’t fool the very same generation that lived through the trick Galtieri pulled.

  54. 54
    Archer Karcher v2 says:

    You should look at the facts.

    American tax and spend problem started long ago. Obumma is just the latest and worst, in a long line of fiscal morons.

  55. 55
    SaltPetre says:

    You assume the average school leaver could perform those maths calculations.

  56. 56
    S.B.S. says:

    Obama just another cotton picker with ideas above his station, he is going to be flattened when he tries to pass the gun laws he wants, so no problem there we got the rednecks on our side.

  57. 57
    AntiLeftoid says:

    Hear hear.. someone with facts.. Falklands was British before Argentina existed, come on you Argie bargies and your apologistic sycophantic lefty supporters, trump that!… you cant? well quit your twaddle and digest the truth or choke on it.

  58. 58
    AntiLeftoid says:

    Bleating nasty scummy bastard, spouting his putrid bile, the €unt should be strung up and pelted with pork products and pig shit during Eid by anyone who pays a fiver (proceeds go to Help for Heroes) then sent to Guantanamo bay holiday camp for a nice all inclusive break with a special course of Sado masochistic activities.

  59. 59
    Jimmy says:

    Never underestimate the power of argument. Thatcher also used to believe the islanders weren’t really British.

  60. 60
    Cobblers says:

    Seriously, what are we going to do about this?. Officialdom does nothing and if anything actually helps them.

  61. 61
    Just saying says:

    Republican support? I didn’t think Pinochet was a Republican!
    We’ll all be done a favour by Obama ignoring the Botox Queen and her thyroid imbalanced ramblings.
    If the balance of benefits to support the Islanders and the British interest increase in favour of the US, they’ll give their support.
    For the meantime – 2 coffees please, camarero!

  62. 62
    Anonymous says:


    I do like Americas stance on this.

    So if I get this right with regards to the Falklands he’s (Obama) not happy because of self determination and they wanna stay a British Territory and the Americans won’t leave Okinawa when the people want them out, but they (USA) consider it an American territory.

    Next you be telling me Diego Garcia gonna be returned to its people; who arnt Americans sometime soon…

    …..its a crazy world will live in with them crazy American.

    We exported criminals to Australia; look how that turned out.

    We exported some religious types to America; look how that turned out.


  63. 63
    Matilda says:

    Bit like the Gibraltarians whose main language is Spanish, whose main foodstuffs are Spanish, whose weather is Spanish etc etc …. but….

    whose money is English because the Spanish won’t pay them a few billions a year to survive.

    Funny old world, innit?

  64. 64
    Matilda says:

    There are also a few acres of Cuba that do not seem to belong to the natives either…

  65. 65
    annoyed user says:

    Bugger cuba, the falklands have been british since before the yanks took california

  66. 66
    Splooge says:

    Decent video until it invokes the “special relationship”.

    That’s a bad move as it smacks of special pleading.

  67. 67
    Meow Meow says:

    Obama’s father was born in Kenya.

  68. 68
    foaGOM says:

    Even a thick Yank should be able to grasp the points covered there….surely?

  69. 69

    Sound stuff from the Heritage Foundation as usual. The British Government should be far tougher with Obama on this issue – his antics are unacceptable in an ally – but Cameron`s fundamental weakness allows him to get away with it.

  70. 70
    Anonymous says:

    And what about Puerto Rica?

    And why does the US not liberate St Pierre Micquelin just off their coast?

  71. 71
    Security Analyst says:

    Oooh, he’s such a honey(pot)

  72. 72
    Cristina Fernández de Kirchner says:

    ¡Las islas Falkland son británicas!

    ¡Vivan los falklanderos libres!

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    Obama hates Britain and everything we stand for. In his memoirs he recalls sitting on the Thames Embankment and thinking what an alien country Britain is.

  74. 74
    countryboyGOM says:


  75. 75
    Barack Obama (President of the United States) says:

    Through the grand sweep of history, through all its twists and turns, there is one constant: the rock solid alliance between the United States and the United Kingdom.

    The reason is simple. We stand together and we work together, and we bleed together, and we build together, in goods times and in bad, because when we do our nations are more secure, our people are more prosperous, and the world is a safer, and better, and more just place. Our alliance is essential. It is indispensible to the security and prosperity that we seek, not only for our own citizens, but for people around the world. And that is why as President I’ve made strengthening this alliance, and our alliances around the world, one of my highest foreign policy priorities. And because we have, I can stand here today and say, with pride and with confidence, and I believe with David’s agreement, that the relationship between the United States and the United Kingdom is the strongest it has ever been.

    And so in the sunlight of this beautiful morning, with children from both nations in attendance, we reaffirm the enduring values in which our alliance is forever rooted.

  76. 76
    Snickers says:


  77. 77
    Julian Assange says:

    You must be having a joke .

  78. 78
    Snickers says:

    What? Like in Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?

  79. 79
    Spartacus says:

    nice drawing of reegan and thatcher

    i remember him saying to Britain, you cannot have AWACS because that would show the americans as taking sides.

    that was just before we lost several ships in the bay as there was no AWACS ‘to see over the horizon’.

    special (one way) relationship eh?

  80. 80
    Lord Charles Cornwallis says:

    Fucking Yanks.

  81. 81
    Casual Observer says:

    Obama is a communist.

  82. 82
    Controversial Point says:

    Are you sure about that ? ;-)

  83. 83
    Controversial Point says:

    It would be better to back Texas ;-)

  84. 84
    Point of Information says:

    Anti Z’ism is not to be anti J’ish.

    J / Z are very different.

    Anti S’ism is not anti !srael either, it is more anti P’Stine.

    Majority of J’s in I are from Russia / East Europe, only minority are Z’s and they are loathed by the J’s as much as everyone else.

  85. 85
    Point of Information says:

    Don’t forget the Fabian’s to Canada.

  86. 86
    Old England says:

    It breaks my heart.

  87. 87
    Point of Information says:

    There has always been one twist in the claim to the Falklands and US Foreign Policy: The Monroe Doctrine.

    That would be one reason for Obama’s stance.

    The other is that he desperately needs Argentina to sign arms contracts with the US rather than Ch!na.

  88. 88
    Barack Obama (President of the United States) says:

    Chris Froome (British road racing cyclist, GB brozen medallist at London 2012 and runner-up in the Tour de France) was born in Kenya.

  89. 89
    anon says:

    “5th Column”

  90. 90
    Lord Falkland says:

    What do you expect, both obama and the argentinians are foreigners!

  91. 91
    Mr Armindinnerjacket says:

    And a muzzie

  92. 92
    Mr Armindinnerjacket says:

    yes he was a mou mou leader.

  93. 93
    Smokin Joe says:

    Do they allow us to dream?. Thats fantastic the freedoms we have these days are just amazing.

  94. 94
    The LimpDick leadership(provisional) says:

    Yes you are take it from us it officaial.

  95. 95
    .Shkiek Of Araby says:

    Yes please.

  96. 96
    Dennis says:

    oh FFS

  97. 97
    Hava Nagila says:

    Scotland has 8.4% of the UK population and produces 8.3% of national wealth, which is more or less exactly where it should be.

    If you want parasites, my ill-informed friend, look at Wales, Northern Ireland and…..the North of England. Those are the places that suck money out of the taxpayer, you’d best look closer to home.

  98. 98
    Ronnie reagan says:

    What a loser.

  99. 99
    Fat little Alec Salmond and that caviar woman says:

    The EU will do what we want!!

  100. 100
    Nigel Farage (thats faridge) says:

    What about that Vincent’s cable theft

  101. 101
    Expat Geordie says:

    1866-68. (Fenian Raids into Canada)
    1956. (Suez)

    And in the 1920’s the Royal Navy used to conduct major exercises assuming that the next major enemy would be the US Navy.

  102. 102
    Expat Geordie says:

    Explain French Guyana?
    Plus Dutch troops in Suriname and British troops in Belize.

  103. 103
    Christina Queen of the Malvinas (future?) says:

    Obama is our great friend and needs South America far far more than he needs the Brits.

  104. 104
    Obama always sitting on the fence on the bay says:

    I am still undecided about Scotland but will let you know shortly.
    In the meantime do you want any arms?
    No – what about a natural gas terminal?

  105. 105
    I can see clearly now. says:

    We British claimed the Falklands before they were islands. Beat that.

  106. 106
    Chris says:

    The Monroe Doctrine was enforced by Royal Navy warships.

  107. 107
    I can see clearly now. says:

    Its not the Argentinians in Argentina that are Obama’s concern, it is his dedicated rockbed of South American and Mexican immigrant voters in the USA.

  108. 108
    Self determination says:

    Time for the Falklanders to decide with whom their future lies. They have the right to self determination and Obama would do well to respect this. Roll on the referendum and good luck!

  109. 109
    Meow Meow says:

    Yes. I’ve seen the birth certificate.
    He was also black and Muslim.

  110. 110
    Meow Meow says:

    So Obama could sue the British Government for compensation?

  111. 111
    fitz fitz says:

    … written three fabulous auto biog volumes – portmanteau title : Me, Myself, I.

  112. 112
    fitz fitz says:

    … and the 42 no go areas in islamic GB .

  113. 113
    Brown out and pay me damages. NOW. I need move on. says:

    What a bunch of abusive, exploitive, scrounging backward t!ts these Argenteenians are¡

    The Falklanders will determine their own future. Obama can just accept it!

  114. 114
    Jimmy says:

    “I didn’t think Pinochet was a Republican!”

    Well his bosses certainly were.

  115. 115
    Sid the Sheep says:

    Fuck off Argies, the Falklands beeee loooong to uuuus, we the members of FIST (Falklands Islands Sheep Liberation) have affiliated with ASS (Associated Society of Sheep) to send this message to the president of Argetina. Up With FIST in the ASS!

  116. 116
    Herman Van Munster says:

    Dreams are regulated in the European Union under the 1986 Shaftedupthearse agreement, whereby any such dreams must not contravene the regulations set out in the agreement, the dreamer must adhere with these regulations or lose their right to dream, the dreamer must only use recommended fantasies which should be sourced from only EU funded suppliers, non compliance will be investigated, if it is discovered the dreamer hasn’t complied the commission for fantasies and dreams will have no course other than to punish the dreamer under the illicit dreamers act which as been agreed by all member states under the shaftedupthearse agreement 1986.

  117. 117
    rushisright says:

    “Where is American Leadership when you need it?” the film asks.

    Well, it’s in the same place it was in 1914 and 1939. And, I’m sure this is just a coincidence, but the White House was occupied by a lame-brain Democrat on both of those occasions too.

  118. 118
    Sid The Sheep says:

    Of course FIST is the Falkland Islands Sheep Triumvate (no longer liberation, consisting of White sheep,black sheep and not forgetting our feminist sisters the association of Ewes) We have now been joined by a crack fighting team from RAM. we are making a stand against the Argies and our message to them is this RAM, The FIST in the ASS.

  119. 119
    Anything to f*** up the UK says:

    Of course it will Alec!

  120. 120
    Hard Times says:

    Ask how much!

  121. 121
    These things can get silly says:

    N. Ireland?

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