Clegg: Don’t Tell Me About LibDem Sex Claims
If Clegg could put his fingers in his ears and bury his head in the sand at the same time, he would. A much easier ride on LBC this week, but he still managed to admit he doesn’t want to know the details of allegations against his pervy peers. On the number of complaints to the new LibDem sex scandal hotline:
“I have decided not to find out. It’s not right for the Leader of the Party to pry into this. What I want to do is ensure the failures in the past never happen again. We’ve got to turn a page on the culture. One of the key aspects of that is to give people complete assurance that if they come forward with a complain they will be dealt with in complete confidence and if they need to be taken forward, they are taken forward.”
He says complete confidence, others might say wilful blindness…
Get your gums round me plums
Get yer smackers around me knackers
With all the cases being reopenened by the CPS, don’t be surprised if numerous LimpDumbs are the target for prosecution. It’s about time their strange persuasions were found out.
Surely the LimpDumbs’ strangest persuasion is that they’re.. LimpDumbs. Everything else just pales into insignificance next to that weirdity.
Heterosexual
Homosexual
LibDum.
Get your lips around my Pips!
Yellow man speak with forked tongue.
There is no way that is going in my GAG________________
If you want to be confident that a complaint will be dealt with properly, you will first want to consider whether past complaints have been dealt with properly.
In real life, of course, the best question to ask is how important and well-connected the lecher is.
12.00pm – GBP – BoE Asset Purchase Facility: Expected to remain at £375bln
Dave’s Brown Bottom.
Fuck me what a comment.
NICK FOR POPE
Does “turning a page” apply to issues elsewhere in the public sector…
or is this somehow different
Yet others would just say he’s a cünt.
Get your white and pearlies around my short and curlies
Can’t stop-I’ve got a plane to catch.
Don’t worry plebs, the loss of Daw Mill colliery just means £1 billion national income up in smoke each year. The huskies and polar bears will thank us for it, in these balmy days we’re now having, thanks to AGW.
I think they don’t care.
The political classes are getting all the money rent-seeked via “green” nonsense.
Lessons have not been learned.
Deputy heads will roll
Or indeed understood, listened to, taken note of etc…..
I’m a bit annoyed he didn’t get that expression into his statement. He got “we’ve got to turn a page” once, and “taken forward” twice, so I was very disappointed we didn’t get a “lessons have been learned”.
I hope he rectifies this in a later statement, and I’m really hoping for a “singing from the same hymn sheet”, too.
Ducks in a line.
Thinking outside the box – (OOH, no misses!! Scrap that! Althogh, frankly if only they would, we might get some fuck.ing work done!)
There are larger issues at stake. (Translation: I’ve made up my mind to be deaf, more dumb AND blind, so don’t bother me with the facts.)
Synergy
It is what it is
BINGO!
We should run that idea up the flagpole and see who salutes.
The lesson is that continuously repeating an action and finding the same consequences, means you are unable to learn.
The voters need to be given help to cure their affliction. It has to be spelt out, in their terms, just like lawyers need to do with juries.
It is up to us, not the politicians, to get that message across.
Repeating the same action and expecting a different outcome is a definition of insanity.
It is always best for a leader not to know too much – the liberals are very good at that.
There’s plenty of spare catholic guilt to go round.
Seems like he is applying this concept to Mid Staffs – ignore it and hope for the best in the future
Cover me with bubble-wrap and call me “princess”
O.k. Barbie will do.
How are the music lessons going Irene? Would you like to practise blowing my flute?
Have any of your other contributors noticed a similarity between Clegg and the three wise monkeys? I think we should be told.
Wouldn’t it be great if the rest of us could turn our backs on our responsibilities without consequences. Unfortunately the real world doesn’t work like that.
Labour’s world works like that.
We ignored the problems of unfettered immigration when in power and have left others to deal with the consequences.
And now we feel we can lecture the Coalition on immigration.
You didn’t ignore it, you encouraged and ‘celebrated’ it. Incidentaly, Margaret Hodge’s husband Henry was one of the guilty men; he was one of those judges supposed to uphold the law on behalf of the country but instead he jammed the immigration flood gates wide open for party politicial reasons. Tony Bair’s croney.
It was the same with debt.
It was willed into existence by Gordo. Leaving others to deal with the inevitable systematic b4nkruptcy.
Crabby Git can you elaborate on this? It’s for a book…
It’s all very well saying we getting to the bottom of this and running a sex pest hot line, but who is running this hotline? and will Simon Huges just think that it’s just another sex line he can phone up?
“It’s not right for the Leader of the Party to pry into this.”
Er, why not?
“What I want to do is ensure the failures in the past never happen again.”
And he’s going to ‘ensure’ that without bothering to look into what the failures were and properly understand how they happened?
Christ on a bike, how in god’s name did his party get 33% in Eastleigh?
Are you suggesting that 33% of the voters in Eastleigh are pervs?
We are a close knit community, and often have a whip round for those in need.
We’re also very fond of postal voting.
Hitler got to power on 33% of the vote. Coincidence?
Most of the Lib Dem votes were postal.
I bet it’s amazing how many postal voters in Eastleigh have very very similar handwriting, and live in the same one-bedroom house.
Talk about the three monkeys.
I know nothing Clegg strikes again.
I know how Nick feels, I’ve buried my head in the sand over Stafford Hospital. I know I am to blame for what happened, but I am a socialist so it’s cannot be my fault
You are a criminal. Get over it.
Absolutely right. All deaths which are collateral in The Struggle are sanctified by their dedication to The Cause. They do not die in vain who are immolated on the Altar of Socialism.
I’d like to SEE your head buried in the sand Andy – and your body buried in quicklime, you ginormous, hippo yawn of a Huhne.
Will someone please help me to get my head out of my arse.
Are these women still whining?
Why not just give them a good whipping?
Teach them that when there is a use for their gobs they will be instructed to open wide.
No Liberals have been charged .
No Liberals have been arrested .
Is this a fair resume of the situation ?
They were only following orders
Believe me.
I think you mean “RELIEVE me” – and I would guess that is a cry from the heart.
Worst case of cognitive dissonance in a politician since Gordon claimed he’d saved the world.
cognitive dissonance is believing two contradictory things, not one completely false thing.
Cable is the “master” of cognitive dissonance.
Just wondering … what does Clegg actually do?
It’s a serious question, he is well rewarded from public funds, has no portfolio, obviously has no idea what goes on in his party … so what does he actually do?
What he does best.
Nick Clegg is a bore.
Listen what I am trying to say is that I know that prior to 5pm today the party is full of perverts, molesters, liars, and expense frauds. But from 9am tomorrow morning they will all have much improved.
Must rush I have a plane to catch.
Humility and honesty is what I stand for.
It’s what you bend over for that calls for mind bleach.
The same as me.
My Princess would never complain.
That last lot of Viagra wasn’t up to much though, was it dahling? Had a little brewer’s droop, didn’t we?
We are not lurching.
Portsmouth City Council Chief Exex David Williams states today that Councillor Fullers sex parties are a private matter. If anyone wishes to complain he says the complaint will be considered by the Standards Committee. Only problem is Fuller is a memberof that committee . well done the CX. No problems there then.
If you lift the lid on what goes on in Fareham it is a seriously seedy area.
Some recent claims to fame: Oldest drug dealer banged up, p3d0 (Al!stair Cook) recently jailed for downloading a lot of k!ddie porn, missing local women / children, some showing up dead etc.
The sex party reported is the tip of a rather nasty iceberg in that town, and potentially not disconnected.
The young women involved there would not be doing it for free, and no mention of if they are English or immigrant. There is a brothel being run, and would suspect them to be cheap East Euro migrants trying to earn a living.
Where’s the comb?
Have you noticed the EU symbol,they have outlined or eyelined the circle of stars
to look like an eye….It must mean something!!
The one with the big nose!
He’s looking very Lizardy….
Maybe Dyke had a point?
Good for you Herman, now f’ck off and die.
Nick Clegg?three monkies? have we discovered the origins of HIV?
That’ll teach Guido to puke his spware over t’internet. I’ve clicked on the ad choice box and amended my spy cookie to the correct data. Now what does a 20 year old single female from Latvia receive from Google?
Nick Clegg: Incurious, disinterested and putting ones head in the sand; leadership qualities these are not!
Ed Milliband: Simply an odd sort of leader?
David Cameron: The best out of a bad bunch of swivel-eyed career politicians…
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Where did they get their money from?
Lets not go to the right on this issue
Under the covers
http://theneedleblog.wordpress.com/
I see no perverts.
I hear no perverts
What we have here is another pontius pilate Clegg says ‘I wash my hands of the whole affair’ That must please the victims no end
Heard a rumour that he gets little Spanish boys to wash his balls for him, except that can’t happen as he doesn’t have any!