March 7th, 2013

BREAKING: Vicky Pryce Guilty

Vicky Pryce has been found guilty of perverting the course of justice. A unanimous verdict after 12 hours deliberations. Sentencing of Pryce and Huhne will be at a later date. Let’s hope the judge takes into consideration that all this would never have come out if it were not for Vicky…


  1. 1
    • 10
      Anonymous says:

      does this mean we no longer have to stare at that ugly face?


      • 16
        Anonymous says:

        most females who go to prison experience lesbians affairs within a month of going down….can’t see this being the case here, euch!


      • 37
        Tessa Tickles #2 says:

        I was thinking of being polite, staying quiet, being mature, respectful and respectable.. but what the fuck: she is one fuck-ugly minger! One thing’s for sure; the branches of the Ugly Tree took one hell of a bashing as she hit each one of them on the way down. I think she must have got to her feet and climbed back to the top and then fallen out of it all over again. Probably several times.


        • 101
          AntiLeftoid says:

          Maybe we were being a bit harsh on Chris Huhne, looking at her it is obvious he is seriously visually impaired, he’d have only got a caution if he’d admitted to driving the car and said he couldn’t see his speedometer. But he’s still a complete bastard and should be punished to the full extent of the law.


        • 120
          Mickey Handlycock says:

          Even I wouldnt , and I a fellow lib dem


    • 14
      Mr Justice Cocklecarrot says:

      It was perfectly obvious from the start. Who needed a jury to work that one out?


      • 30
        rocknrolla says:

        The problem is after New Labour’s edukayshun edukayshun edukayshun that a randomly picked jury will likely include the professionally unemployed, those indoctrinated with “diversity” and “equality”, those infected by feminism and illiteracy. It’s very hard for an ill educated society to have jury trial and we need to start having a over-30s only rule and bring back the property owning rules or perhaps insist that those performing jury duty have a job.


        • 76
          Lady Tessa of Tickles says:

          The over-30 rule is a good idea. I would use the slightly more restrictive “born before 1973″ rule. Anyone who was born in the UK after 1972 and had a UK state education has, essentially, been shafted.


      • 133
        cynic says:

        The legal profession needs the money obviously. All that old fashioned stuff about justice and juries is obsolete since New Liebore changed the population. Look forward to sharia law slicing through the problem.


    • 20
      rocknrolla says:

      Did anyone make/find make a video of Gordon Brown being humiliated in parliament in Guido’s earlier post? I can’t find one on youtube and sounds good. I’m referring to Defence minister Andrew Robathan:

      “I will explain why we dispute much of what the right hon. Gentleman has said in a moment, but there is one thing that I particularly dispute. I know that when he was Prime Minister, and indeed when he was Chancellor of the Exchequer, he was very profligate with public money.

      He was very willing to spend it, and then to leave us in the appalling financial condition in which we now find ourselves. I must tell the right hon. Gentleman that we take a rather more parsimonious and sensible view than I think he did when it comes to the spending of our constituents’ money… In closing, may I say how pleased I am to see the right hon. Gentleman in the House?”


    • 58
      Popeye says:

      Rather like Brussels this, “we shall keep having trials until we get the result we want”.


    • 110

      Finally…took enough time and tax payers money – now is it back to business as usual?


    • 137
      Vicky says:

      No say its not true.


    • 139
      Vicky says:



  2. 2
    Viv says:

    About time! First??


  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    a ha :)


  4. 4
    A BBC Weather presenter says:

    Good. Silly cow. She *does* look like Nigel Slater, doesn’t she?


  5. 5
    Steve Miliband says:

    Will Denis be joining her?


  6. 6
    Pryce Watch says:

    Sentencing next week ?

    And then appeals ?

    And CB ?

    Good result.


    • 106
      Pointless says:

      Neither one should be jailed.
      I’m less sympathetic to MPs who fiddle their expenses,
      cheat the tax payer and lie to their constituents.


    • 164
      Carina Trimmingham is Haley Cropper on a good day says:

      Carina is pleased that her bitch of a love rival is going down.

      But also gutted that her love rival gets the chance to go down with Queen Bee and all the butch girls of Cell Block H.


  7. 7
    Ryan says:

    There is not one feminine thing about that face.

    Quite extraordinary.


  8. 8
    v pryce says:

    i wish that bloke who follows me around holding placards up would fuck off


    • 17
      Ariana H's edible hamster says:

      Many feel the same way about this bloke:


      • 45
        Old England says:

        You feel sorry for her…The pair of them thought they could manipulate the law
        of the land,thankfully,they have been judged by their peers…Why do educated ,
        moneyed people,think they can get away with it,and,in this case,what a silly thing
        to get pulled up about..??? Who pays and who benefitted?????


        • 96
          M says:

          Simple :
          They generally get away with it


        • 163
          Tom Catesby says:

          Because moneyed connected people usually get away with it and have that sense of entitlement, just now and again their hubris and complacency get the better of them, as in this Huhne/Pryce case, stand by for the whinging and hand wringing in the press, TV etc, in fact, I hear Toynbee was already bang at it on Radio4 today, I understand she didn’t think it was’fair’.


      • 51
        Where are Tony Blair's expenses says:

        Hasan really is a wanker

        She was more than happy to take the points whe she was part of a “political power couple” but only cut up rough when she found out that Huhne was shagging a bi-sexual

        She is part of our ruling classes who think rules do not apply to them but are only for the little people.

        She must have always known he was a self obsessed congentital lyer; she was married to him for long enough


        • 135
          cynic says:

          They deserve each other. Probably they’ll all next appear before the public running some quango or holding EU non-jobs.


        • 170
          Grimy Miner says:

          WATBE said”when she found out that Huhne was shagging a bi-sexual”

          He would have been better off shagging a bicycle. It wouldn’t have put a spoke in his wheel :)


      • 134
        Irwin Snodgrass IV says:

        Mehdi read the email exchanges between Oakeshott and Pryce before you shed your crocodile tears. Vicious scheming Pryce aided and abetted by jour no trying to impress her boss and and a daft so called judge. What a trio. Pryce and Briscoe going down and Oakehott moves on to next story after assuring Pryce risk of prosecution v low.


      • 146
        A bellend a day keeps the doctor away says:

        I feel sorry for her too.

        She’s so fucking ugly, it would be cruel not to.


  9. 9
    Mike Hunt says:



  10. 11
    Jimmy says:

    I believe this means she’s now eligible to join the government.


  11. 12
    Chris Hunhe says:



  12. 13
    Anonymous says:

    About bloody time.
    This farce cost the country millions to reveal
    what we all knew anyway.


  13. 15
    Hamish Macbeth (@PCMacbeth) says:

    You prepared tihis blog entry very quickly Guido .,..

    What was the caption if she was Not Guilty


    • 64
      Never take legal advice from Isabel Oakeshott says:

      Im sure like all good soap operas , Guido prepared two endings :)


  14. 18

    A good week in all.

    Rod Liddle gets a good headline in at the Speccie:
    Hugo Chavez dies. Pillocks mourn

    And now we can enjoy Huhne being sentenced.

    It is rather like Christmas and Easter coming all at once.


  15. 19
    Silvio Berlusconi says:

    Its’a no problema Vickeee, just appeal and appeal and appeal, and in the end the statute of limitations will work fine for you and your lovely ex husband.

    Remember Bunga Bunga is not just a party ;)



    • 83
      Mad Margaret Moaner says:

      Don’t worry Vicky, luv, just rub your face with a bit of rough flannel and employ my ‘forensic psychiatrist’ Dr Philip Joseph to say you are too damaged to have known what you were doing. They’ll declare it a technical conviction and you can walk off whistling. That’s what I did.

      Would you like to borrow my knitted beret? It’s very convincing at making someone look like a tramp. Kisses.


      • 93
        Lady Tessa of Tickles says:

        That’s a great offer, but I don’t think Vicky needs any help looking like a tramp.


  16. 23
    gollum says:

    has huhne ever been with a half decent looking woman ?


    • 47
      The only half decent looking woman at LD conference says:

      Only in his dreams. The lecherous little turd.


    • 148
      A bellend a day keeps the doctor away says:

      No – but he has managed an indecently ugly half woman.


  17. 24
    Kronos says:

    oh dear… How will the bbc react. Lots of hand ringing and faux indignation at the poor womyn’s plight. Que radio 5 for VD to spout her usual bollocks on how it was all the tories fault.


  18. 25
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Your honour I would like to make a short submission on behalf of the State for an indemnity costs order.


  19. 26
    Maurice D'Minor says:

    chortle chortle


  20. 27
    lijssenthoek says:

    now the sideshow has been found guilty perhaps we can get on with the main act and get huhne sent down……….


  21. 28
    speake says:

    You mean that the picture is not of a dude?


  22. 34
    Red Egg Millitit... National Socialist says:

    What will the betting / sentences be?

    12 months suspended for Vicky ?

    3 years for Huhne?


  23. 35
    Johnny Craddock says:

    Is that a picture of Fanny?


  24. 35
    Mong Watch says:


    • 48
      rocknrolla says:

      It’s crucial! What a twat he is.


    • 53
      The only half decent looking woman at LD conference says:

      Owen Jones? Jumped up little twat.


    • 69
      Where are Tony Blair's expenses says:

      Why doesn’t this wanker direct his question at the local imam and see what kind of response he gets

      or he could direbt it at Joe Swinson and the liberal party

      or he could direct it at mad Hattie and she could then go on to explain how her husband gets to be the only person on an all female candidate list for a safe seat.

      Feminism my arse when there is a safe seat in parliament at stake


    • 72
      Paniagua Solo says:

      FFS If this piece of pond life was a women he would be wearing monkey boots and dungarees with a nice short number 2 haircut.


    • 75
      Carina Trimmingham is Bernard Bresslaw in Carry on Matron says:

      I didn’t realise until recently that Owen Jones was a man. With the cropped mullet, lumberjack shirt and girls voice I had it down as a 1980′s lesbian.


    • 78
      CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

      Feminism = anti male sexism.

      The most important issue for them should be how can they keep their gravy train going…


    • 104
      ted says:

      Is it how to whinge on and on about how life isn’t fair while all the time having a better life than most men?


    • 107
      Emmeline Pankhurst says:

      Don’t patronise me, Jones, you c.unt


  25. 38
    Never take legal advice from Isabel Oakeshott says:

    Vince Cable now getting dragged into this LOL


    • 46
      Casual Observer says:

      Good – and there is a certain Lib Dem Lord related to !sabel who should also be in the frame.


      • 117
        Oaky,oaky, oaky ....out,out.ut says:

        If you mean who I think you mean then I heartily agree.
        The description ‘a plonker’ was made for him.


        • 127
          and thats saying something says:

          I despise that little twat, possibly more than I despise any other politician in the country


    • 73
      Paniagua Solo says:

      Wish it was a sinkhole


    • 103
      Where are Tony Blair's expenses says:

      Miriam was there too

      What a stinker load of hypocritical shits the libdems are


  26. 40
    Anonymous says:

    They should be made to share a cell – with a webcam. You could cut that atmosphere with a chainsaw. I reckon she’ll get suspended…


    • 67
      Casual Observer says:

      If anything she should get a longer spell than Huhne, given what has played out in this case.

      I really hate to say that, but at least 3 years a piece is the way forward.


  27. 41
    sproggingforbenefits says:

    Put them in a mixed sex prison, preferably the same cell. They deserve each other ..


  28. 42
    Nick Clegg says:

    What court case?


  29. 44
    Riggsy Brown says:

    Was initially inclined to side with her. Then the Constance Briscoe link and their initial attempt to implicate a totally innocent third party came to light. Lost all sympathy and now hope she gets everything coming to her.


  30. 49
    Casual Observer says:

    And to think it was only hours ago she was advising the Shadow MPC on policy decisions ?

    Has she resigned, or been fired from that yet ?


  31. 52
    Never take legal advice from Isabel Oakeshott says:

    Still some “loose ends” to be tied up with regards a certain member of the legal profession .


  32. 54
    ian says:



  33. 54
    Homer says:

    Beware of Greeks taking points


  34. 58
    Never take legal advice from Isabel Oakeshott says:

    Hell hath no sheer stupidity than a woman scorned !


  35. 60
    Lib Dem postal votes says:

    Anything on the news today?


  36. 61
    your average plebby taxpayer says:

    love it


  37. 65
    Popcorn time says:

    Enjoy watching Brown get bitch slapped.


    • 81
      the savant10.4 highway patrol says:


      Smack my bitch up baby !!

      Seriously it’s surprising he can still put three words in front of five others and has the attention span of a fairly well trained puppy.
      Obviously he’s not as ill as we were all led to believe.

      At this rate what odds he takes over from Millie Cent Martin ??


    • 82
      How to spot a grandstanding MP says:

      Ive no idea what Gordon is wittering on about, is it just me ?


      • 112
        The Money Tree says:

        He hasn’t got a clue either.


        • 157
          Madness explained. says:

          The guy to the left is Gordons mini me which becomes clear when you realise he is actually standing up next to him.


      • 151
        At which point I had to be subdued says:

        Does Gordon see things that we cant see as he keeps jabbing at something ?


        • 156
          Anonymous says:

          I think Gordon imagines himself in front of a huge control panel in which he is orchestrating our salvation from the financial crisis. Its a huge console requiring lots of button pushing.


  38. 66
    Carina Trimmingham is Bernard Bresslaw in Carry on Matron says:

    She should be deported back to Greece on completion of sentence. We have enough greasy foreign criminals here as it is.


  39. 68
    ian says:

    i dislike her voice more than her face


  40. 70
    the savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    I don’t know who looks worse .

    Vicky Ryce-Hoon nee Pappandoppelganger

    Or The Tribbing – Sham “woman”

    Oh and BTW Is ” sentencing at a later date ” a euphemism for ” .. this one is for the long grass and they will not serve time and Chris will be rehabilitated after two weeks serving the poor at Toynbee Hall and will fetch up as the next Prime Minister ” ??


  41. 71
    vicky says:

    constance ! help !


  42. 77
    Phil from Pentonville says:

    So we are going to have to bunch up for Huhne and Pryce with McShane Burnham Coulson and Brooks (Mr and Mrs) to follow.

    Then we are going to have to find space for Stuart Hall Dave Lee Travis Gary Glitter and Max Clifford .

    Life is a bitch at times !


  43. 79
    Pip says:

    Surely it is thanks to Carina Trimingham all this came out.


    • 84
      the savant10.4 highway patrol says:

      It’s thanks to Carina Trim -the- Ham that SOMETHING came out . And does so several times a day as nature calls.


  44. 85
    The wages of sin says:

    Hey Chris, I hope it was a hell of a shag you got from Carina, I hope it was well worth it matey !


  45. 87
    Rob Roy says:

    I think Cable could be in the frame for a stretch too.

    He has had to issue a Press release denying he was told about Huhne’s crime in 2011 .

    Power corrupts and all that .


  46. 90
    Prick Clegg says:

    I was only made aware in general terms that this matter may have been discussed with my wife and myself at somepoint in the past.


  47. 92
    Spank Sinatra says:

    One of those pleasant occasions when there is indeed one law for all. Let’s hope that principle catches on……


  48. 94
    ian says:

    apparently vicky was open mouthed with shock when verdict was announced.


  49. 97
    Maurice D'Minor says:

    Considerate Huhne Talks Shite

    Lib Dem leadership contender Chris Huhne said that Mr Oaten’s resignation was an “extremely regrettable” loss to the party.

    “I think if you are in public life and you are an MP and you take a high profile role, than I’m afraid you are going to be subject to scrutiny,” he told BBC1′s Sunday AM programme.

    “Mark has been very straightforward about this. He has apologised to his constituents, whom he has served very well, his family and I think he needs the time and the privacy to consider things with his family.”

    Read more:
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook


    • 149
      A bellend a day keeps the doctor away says:

      Shit happens.


    • 152
      Tony Blairs amazing powers of redefining words says:

      That was almost as good as my “David Blunkett has left office with his integrity intact” speech.


  50. 98
    Rinka Scott says:

    If you believe that this was just an isolated incident an abberation then think again .

    This goes to the very heart of the Liberal Party and this Government .

    Cable has had to avoid the “no comment” route and say something in public within the hour.

    Clegg has sent out Mrs Clegg who is a practising lawyer to deny any prior knowledge.

    Mr Cameron and the country have reason to feel aggrieved by the behavoiur of these people.

    The honourable thing would be for them all to stand aside for the good of the country .

    They are all tonight implicated and it is leaving a sour taste the more so if you look back at some of the sanctimonious comments made at the time of the riots about the importance of law order and justice.


    • 115
      The Officer Corps says:

      The honourable thing involves a whisky bottle and a loaded revolver


      • 119
        Tiny Tom says:

        There is no chance of these people doing the honorable thing. We should all know this by now.


      • 138
        cynic says:

        It would be more fitting to hang them together with a single rope over a branch and a noose at each end, so they could drag each other down in death as they have in life.


  51. 102
    Long John Silver's parrot says:

    Does anyone know the whereabouts of Huhne’s taxpayer funded ipad ?

    I hope the Judge is on the ball when passing sentence .


    • 171
      yvemaria says:

      Suppose it all depends on how much the Judge had to drink at Lunch Time doesn’t it?
      They are usually asleep when they go back into Court.


  52. 105
    on time and to budget says:

    I would like to know if Huhne has been stripped of his right to a Ministerial pay off .

    His offence was committed ten years ago and he has hidden it ever since .

    If it had been in the public domain he would never have been elected an MP yet alone have been placed in a position to negotiate and benefit from a Coalition Government.


    • 116
      Rumpole of the Bowling Alley says:

      His entire salary for a decade is a ‘proceed of crime’


    • 136
      golli says:

      Nor to impose windmills and other loony greenist religion on the country. Perhaps he can be made to foot a removal bill?


      • 141
        cynic says:

        Will the other Lib Dumbs be regarded as accessories to his crimes? Can they also be made to pay?


  53. 108
    Why have they not arrested Vaz says:

    The more that comes out of this story the more sorry I feel for all those first time offenders convicted after the last riots.

    A great many of them simply got mixed up in the heat of the moment.

    That is most certainly not the case for the people involved directly and indirectly with this story .

    They have sought long term benefits for themselves.


    • 118
      Anon says:

      But how many were first time offenders? A high proportion of those arrested already had form, which is one reason why so many of them went straight to remand pending trial at a Crown Court. But of course, you didn’t read about that in the Guardian


    • 131
      Justice for the British says:

      It’s just a matter of time.


  54. 111

    Finally. Enough dough has been wasted on these two – well I can’t think of a suitably disgusting word. Maybe we can all move on from it now.


  55. 113
    len hutton says:

    Death penalty for C Huhne at a minimum!


  56. 122
    Rob says:

    In mitigation she did get Huhne out of the government, so that must be worth at least 50% off the sentence.


  57. 123
    One Term Dave says:



  58. 125
    Vikki Souvlaki Thessaloniki says:

    At least it will keep Chris away from that “woman” and her strap-on for a while.


  59. 126
    vote Bunga Bunga says:

    Cupid stunts the lot of em. She loses here career and he loses his and their kids have 2 parents in nick. Not very smart for Oxbridge educated loons. She had every right to be pissed off and he is a smug self obsessed twat – couldn’t she just have taken him to the cleaners in the divorce settlement and leaked some sexual dirt to the papers and still stayed aloof from it all?


    • 129
      Sheikh Bashar Banka says:

      If you read those emails, if she had followed your advice, she could have ended up in the House of lords legislating over us all !


      • 150
        A bellend a day keeps the doctor away says:

        People who know her say that she’s a pretty straight kind of guy.


    • 155
      Isabel Oakeshotts in the clear says:

      I only gave her advice , she didnt need to take it.


  60. 128
    Anna says:

    Poor waman


  61. 130
    Anonymous says:

    rumpole of the bailey makes a point re proceeds of crime which wont stick in this case but I am baffled as to why all the fraud MPs including Moran were not forced to pay proceeds of crime. Both the Lords taylor and the other one
    from essex had to pay. taylor was hit with a huge claim of over half a million.
    Any legals out there explain how the MPs escaped as no ordinary punter
    would. still not too late in Morans case


    • 143
      cynic says:

      Civil servants bosses are politicians. If a few corrupt politicians have been found out, the rest are still in charge or about to take over, so there’s no future in being tough on their pals.


  62. 140
    Specsaver says:

    Vicky Pryce??

    Definitely a triple bagger.


  63. 144
    Too cynical for my shirt says:

    Obviously one has to be pleased that the wrongful attempt to avoid the law, albeit over a relatively minor matter, has been outed. The manner and motivation by which it has come to light, however, has been ugly and mean of spirit. I regret I share Vince Cables’ view that once heard, best immediately forgotten. I have felt the same about most things for the last thirty years.


    • 160
      Tom Catesby says:

      Attemting to pervert the course of justice is not a ‘minor matter’.A person found guilty of such an offence can go to jail for a long time, altough these two will probably be dealt with rather lightly.


      • 161
        Too cynical for my shirt says:

        Agreed. It was the speeding to which I was referring – not the subsequent offence / s.

        But I have forgotten who these people are and am determined to keep it that way.


  64. 145
    Omg? says:

    She should have gone to police and squared it up with them before she went to tabloids. Her involvement in the tabloids and her mixed up information went against her, I think.

    In her first court case she played the coercion card quite well. I thought she may have got off with it. But in second round it seemed to go against her.
    It is her first offence, she will probably get community service.


  65. 153
    Direct Entry Superintendent says:

    Dude, there is like some total shit going down here. Someone should do something about it. I mean, like shit, this is all wierd and fucked up.


  66. 158
    Tom Catesby says:

    ‘…..this would not all have come out if not for Vicky’. a.k.a. a lust for vindictive and destructive revenge on Huhne, overode common bloody sense and led to her own downfall. No sympathy for either of these two they both deserve each other and the sentences they get.


  67. 159
    Anonymous says:

    Why the hell is the defence of marital coercion available to women but not men, given that they are now supposed to be equal?

    And how will it work with lesbian couples? Will they be able to use it against each other?


  68. 162
    ian says:

    this stupid law that requires someone to be found guilty regardless of whether there is sufficient evidence, was always bound to end up with this type of outcome

    its a law that thousands upon thousands have broken and for which no one has any respect


  69. 166
    Andrew says:

    She should get a bit longer than he does. He pleaded, late, but he pleaded, and she tried to blame somebody else.

    Anybody hear that ignorant Toynbee bitch saying that it would be unfair if she went down? You can count on Polly to get it wrong, can’t you?


  70. 168
    archie says:

    Sorry Tessa – there goes your line of defence.


  71. 169
    Moderated by the Guardian for saying what a bunch of Cunts. says:

    She’s sweet enough!


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