PMQs LIVE: Mayday Edition
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Attorney General Warns Press Over Rebekah & Andy | Media Guido
UKIP Pros and Cons | Allister Heath
“The Double Income No Kids Existence” | Alex Deane
David Nicholson to Quit NHS Next Year | HSJ
We Don’t Have Gatsby-esque Inequality | Tim Worstall
Dave Will Still Win in 2015 | Toby Young
Activists Should Ignore the Sneerers | Jacob Rees-Mogg
NHS Can Kill Tories | James Kirkup
Dave Lets Labour Take Credit For Gay Marriage | FT
UKIP Set to Out-Poll Tories | Telegraph
UKIP Spokesperson Slaps Down BBC | The Commentator
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Lord Tebbit has his say on ‘aggressive homosexuals’:
“Why shouldn’t a mother marry her daughter? Why shouldn’t two elderly sisters living together marry each other? I quite fancy my brother!”
Ah! Monika says:
Google-eyed-Dave
Welll…after Rick Nobinson’s comments, Cam will be gone next week
Never bother to attend PMQs meself. Bad enough being forced into close contact with ministerial rabble in divisions. Spending the morning at the Much Ranting Vintners and Tax Avoidance Company instead. Splendid chaps. They have most of our money placed with an expert called Madoff.
Nor me
Will Ed pay tribute to Chavez? Is Diane on the frontbench? Will Dennis Skinner ask a fuckwitted question as usual?
No, his sidekick did though!
I’ve never heard of Chris Rennard.
Feeling the pinch luv?
I stand on my record.
I stand on those plebs out there
And any Rochdale bigot.
Tax!
Why any MP mention Mid Staffs, and Nicholson
Deaths- what deaths?
Can I claim my expenses now?
Labour still confused on tax and benefits. No wonder they ruined the economy.
2+2=22
Tracy, crouch
The truth is that the main parties will never do anything about immigration they are the EU’s slave
Sign this petition to restrict Bulgarian and Romanians from entering the UK:
http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/41492
Over 78,000 signatures
AT 100,000 it goes to Parliament
Shouldn’t the handle read ‘Jason Delore – Dick Sniffin’s bore’.
Ouch!
Tory nerve pinched.
It does seem that way.
“I’m Dave the Prime Minister, there’s nothing I can do about Britain’s Borders”.
So what’s the point of having you in the first place?
A country without a border isn’t a country, it’s been annexed.
You have no country.
You all belong to me.
Er why should it?
Or is Honest Tory an oxymoron?
Do Pork Pies have horsemeat in them?
Neigh lad
Some pig meat would be progress.
I’m alright Jack
£65,000 salary
£180,000 exes
£165,000 from me other jobs
Then there’s me fiddles hehehehe
Tapsell should be in a care home
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/fighting_words/2010/08/hugo_boss.single.html
Analyst estimates Chávez’s family fortune at around $2 billion
Criminal Justice International Associates (CJIA), a risk assessment and global analysis firm in Miami, estimated in a recent report that the Chávez Frías family in Venezuela has “amassed a fortune” similar to that of the Castro brothers in Cuba.
According to Jerry Brewer, president of CJIA, “the personal fortune of the Castro brothers has been estimated at a combined value of around $2 billion.”
“The Chávez Frías family in Venezuela has amassed a fortune of a similar scale since the arrival of Chávez to the presidency in 1999,” said Brewer in an analysis published in their website.
Brewer said that Cuba is receiving about $5 billion per year from the Venezuelan treasury and in oil shipments and other resources.
“We believe that organized bolivarian criminal groups within the Chávez administration have subtracted around $100 billion out of the nearly $1 trillion in oil income made by PDVSA since 1999.”
I’m spartacus !
1/4 bonus ‘cos no ones making any money Cam.
What a twat Millifool is.
All on Red!
You’ll make more money if you double it up with 7.
Labour spent 13 years cosying up to bankers and knighted Fred Goodwin. Fucking hypocrites.
Ed Miliband pwned by Cameron!!!
+1
Croupier in the casino. Good line.
Ok then, leave EU then Cam. GROW. A. PAIR!
God that Miliband is crap isn’t he?
Deal us another card Ed
Ed Miliband looking stupid here, showing approval when Belgian MEPs set the laws for what happens in Britain.
Ed Miliband the Casino Politician.
Angela Eagle reminds me of Miss Cod from a pack of Happy Families.
Not Miss Dog the Korean butcher’s daughter?
“We’re perfectly relaxed about people becoming filthy rich” – Mandelson
Know you’re always saying if you want to be behind events, read the Eye, but doesn’t the post heading push the Guidoisation of politics a little far?
Miliband floundering today. Can’t land a blow. What a plonker.
Cam scraping the barrell. Doesn’t have a clue…
I see Balls is sitting right next to Ed to remind him who’s boss.
Fuck off BerHunt.
Shut it, grumpy
I’m feeling happy
Each time I think the Tories are doomed up pops Ed Miliband to give them fresh hope.
Why choose shovel face Villiers to doughnut Cam ffs?
I have a hard-on fund.
will any of the backbenchers refer to Nicholson and NHS lack of focus on care?
Anyone fancy a quickie? We’ve got 25 mins. Be quick!
Can I wear me ermine?
Ed Miliband’s a flyweight. He gets all excited and blusters.
You’d think he’d be able to find 100 reasons to attack the government but he’s proving useless.
That’s because Miliband agrees on around 95% of coalition policy, he just can’t publicly admit it.
Why do female Labour MPs always scream?
Has Lord Rennard walked into the chamber?
Because they’ve just looked in the mirror
Ed’s looking frantic because his scare campaign has been exposed.
Miliband struggles again.
I’d like a spare room in your council flat. Will you give me a subsidy ?
No, fuck off. I live in a nice middle class suburb.
‘suburbS’.
I do better job writing polemic arguments to support Labour’s debt addiction. Article to praise Gordon Brown’s excellent record in running economy and serving in parliament. I even find ways to say Miliband speaks with authority of born leader!
All for 1200 words each week for £50. Rusbridger he like cheap.
All Labour know how to do is yell and scream.
Miliband’s drowning, not waving.
Silly voice, weak arguments and his soggy questions flopped.
Food banks nothing on NHS failings – great to see Labour is on our side.
Dolies = voting fodder for Labour
Not in their interest to reform benies
Cam wants 73m Turks to join the EU.
mmmmmmmmmmm Just think of all the jobs created in the kebab shops
Good little workers them Turks you know.
I used to like the odd young Turk
If the Turks were that good workers, how come their country is 95% shithole?
Well said that man
Have you never been to a Turkish bath ?
The Turkish referee made hic job application last night.
That should read “his” – got a slippy finger.
Penny Mordaunt gives me the horn.
Someone remind Graham Stringer that David Nicholson was appointed under Labour
maybe but Cameron could decide to remove him.
Pity Cameron cannot remove Burnham and Johnson.
I was with you until the “Cameron could decide” bit.
Dave only brings his massive intellect to bear on the really important things like bumsex.
PS – will each bumboy have a best man at the wedding? Or will they make do with each other?
Interesting response from Cameron.
Nicholson has apologised…there was a top down target culture that led to this…other people should consider their position.
He means Burnham, Johnson and Hewitt
Looks like the NHS gloves are coming off at last
Resign Burnham and Johnson.
Cameron Utd 7 – Miliband Academical 2.
No high score for Cameron but Miliband’s weak attack didn’t work and he left his defence open for the Tories to hit back.
Angela Lansbury doing his Ben Turpin impression
Homesless Geordies should move into their pigeon lofts
Has Straw justed smoked a spliff, he looks bombed
Ya want some blunts, blud?
Contact lenses inside out.
Listening to these lapdogs, what’s the point?
It’s generations since they ran the joint
Now the E U says jump; they say how high
And please can we have some more humble pie?
When they go into opposition, Labour become a wholly owned subsidiary of the trade unions.
Good line.
Claire Perry does a magnificant blowie.
Just as well – she’s thick as fucking pigshit.
Man without tie in Chamber
Are you sure it isn’t one of the Eagles?
Better looking
incoherent Labour MP.
like the guy in Blazing Saddles on the roof with the telescope
Who’s this Geordie buffoon?
Labour wrecked the economy and knighted Fred Goodwin along the way!
Er, that would be the working class hero Ronnie Campbell.
The gift that keeps on giving. Classy eh?
Theresa May slowly morphing into Indira Gandhi.
Theresa may, or she may not.
More like Mahatma.
I haven’t had a pay rise for three years and my taxes, pension contributions, gas and electric have all gone up a lot in that time. I’m very concerned about gay marriage, windmills and making sure that no limit is placed on banker’s bonuses.
Keep up the good work Dave and Gideon.
What fucking pension contributions ? Sponging bitch.
I’ve got free private healthcare he he he
All the top Marxist’s have private health care. They will not be sent to the NHS Termination Centres like the serfs will.
Madam,
During the 1929 Wall Street Crash share prices plunged 23 % in four days.
By 1933 unemployment had risen from 3% to 25% and wages for those still in work had fallen by 42%.
Just rejoice at your good luck
Have you finished your Powerpoint presentation yet? Or that Gantt chart to plan wiping that old man’s arse?
Some poor actor from Billy Elliot has wandered in
I’ve got loads of spare rooms.
Clair Perry Rotheram the home of kiddie fiddling
NET migration – all the ‘Old Brits’ leaving this shit heap
FUUUURKIN ‘ELL have you seen that waistcoat? Tit
i haven’t had a pay rise for 6 years
HS2 = total friggin waste of taxpayers money. Dump it.
Is Villiers a dominatrix in her spare time?
What is a croupier ?
Ed Balls
Crappier, more like.
A commanding performance from Ed Miliband whose precise questions savaged the Tory ranks.
Miliband’s authoritative voice had the Prime Minister silenced.
Labour backbenchers were blinded by the sunshine beaming out of their leader’s rear.
[Ed: Don't mention the NHS and the Staffordshire slaughter]
http://www.creasyporn.com
Why are there six fewer jobs in my job center this week ?
35 minutes of my life wasted watching a non functioning opposition fail to question the PM on anything faintly relevant. Totally clueless.
Should the future GE Conservative vote be split between Tory and the UKIP pretender now emerging resulting in a Socialist / Labour-Lib Dem government I despair for the UK.
It’s so reassuring to watch Cameron every week and know that everything is going so well. I think this calls for a bottle of champers.
But go easy on the croupier jokes, Dave. Once may be amusing, but by the fourth time it has lost a bot of impact.
Miliband might be an utter arse. But he is sailing through life without knowingt a day’s hard work and he is probably a lot better off than many who comment here.
What does that make us?