March 6th, 2013

Hain’s African Adventure
Appointed Director at Major Mining Firm

Peter Hain’s trip to open a school in Sierra Leone last week seems to have gone well: he managed to land yet another job along the way. He’s just been appointed as a non-executive director at Amara, a major mining company that has subsidiaries in Burkina Faso, Mali and the Ivory Coast. Sounds like a nice little earner…


32 Comments

  1. 1
    Throbber says:

    Orange cünt.

    • 19
      Peter Hains Ego from a Naranja orchard in Espana says:

      Oi Do you mind I resemble that remark

      • 30
        Rage Against the Devious Political Elite says:

        Are we funding this Company as part of the foreign aid package?
        What other Foreign Qunago’s are our Political fraudsters working for?

    • 24
      Plain English Campaign says:

      I fear that the large number of comments likely will be unable to match the accuracy and brevity of Throbber

    • 31
      BC says:

      Can’t improve on that, Throbber!

    • 32
      Pith pot says:

      Ole! he has been Tangoed.

  2. 2
    Tachybaptus says:

    The ability of total tossers to pick up sinecures again and again never fails to depress me.

  3. 3
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Where there’s money, there’s Hain.

    I see a fellow board member is called Peter Spivey. Hain will fit in right away.

  4. 4
    Geoff Cunt says:

    I’m doing Hoon work.

  5. 5
    The Future's Bright, The Future's Orange says:

    C*nt

  6. 6
    Gizza job says:

    Well paint me orange and make me a director because I could be a Hunt too.

  7. 7
    Brown and out says:

    Has Gordon turned up to parliament as promised/threatened (delete as applicable)

    • 13
      An idiot in wig and gown says:

      Gordon Brown? Gordon Brown? We are searching for you Sir. Are you CERTAIN that he is a member here? We don’t have any record of him for some time; perhaps we could cross check with the expenses people.

      • 17
        The dole out expenses whether they are deserved or not organ says:

        Well we are still paying out the maximum expenses possible – are you sure that he isn’t coming to work?

  8. 9
    Jimmy says:

    This is how far people have to travel now to find work under the tories.

    • 15
      Tachybaptus says:

      Work? You call what Hain’s doing work?

      • 21
        Thick as shite Labour 'core' voter says:

        Hain is an old fashioned exploiter of the poor, well he’s an exploiter full stop. Jimmy, bless, has yet to cotton on.

  9. 10
    This is taking ages says:

    FFS how long does it take a jury to come to a decision?

    • 14
      An interested observer of Huhne's nemesis says:

      Or not come to a decision if the case relates to the former Ms Huhne and the jury consists of thick bastards.

      My theory: The jury realise that she’s as guilty as sin but haven’t the heart to punish her because she dropped Huhne right in it. It’s a theory.

      • 27
        the savant10.4 highway patrol says:

        Are we talking Hain or Huhne here ?

        Same difference I ‘ sppose.

  10. 11
    Toney Blayre says:

    Amateur. I earn millions from my work with large investment banks.

  11. 12
    sir boffton toffton mp - what? says:

    it all helps defray expenses- what?

  12. 16
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Was it a tanfastic mine?

  13. 20
    Robin Banks says:

    T w a t

  14. 22
    Raving Loon says:

    I thought non-executive director’s weren’t on the payroll?

  15. 23
    Rupert the beer monster says:

    Don’t mock, it’s called capitalism. It makes the world go round.

  16. 25
    Belsay Bugle says:

    Sleaze Bag!

    I wouldn’t give him a job managing my dog.

  17. 28
    PW Botha says:

    In rekindling his African interests he obviously isn’t worried that he might again find himself in the frame for bank robbery…

  18. 29
    Yew Fat Tuat says:

    Peter Hain, the guy who egged on Mugabe to fuck up Rhodesia and the ANC to fuck up ZA. A great African indeed. Puke.


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