Chris Huhne’s Driving Advice at Heart of LibDem Pamphlet
“Is true that Huhne has a chapter in the new Liberal Democrat ‘Green Book’” Guido asked a LibDem source in bewilderment earlier. “No, that would be madness… He has two chapters,” came the reply. And yes it’s true, Huhne has found good use of his spare time to pen two chapters for ‘New Directions for Liberals in Government’ that apparently ‘brings together 27 leading Liberal Democrats and sympathetic experts to propose radical and innovative new directions for the Liberal Democrats.’
One chapter is on, cough, “Driving Growth” and the another on ““reducing emissions from transport”.
Two areas he has a specialist interest in.
With a foreword from Clegg, it seems his party has learnt many lessons from their recent communication disasters.
Har, har, he, har har!
See the judge is still summing up in Southwark too…
Presumably there’s a chapter by Lord Rockhard entitled:
Women Voters – The Key to Maximising Poll Results
Further suggestions welcome… e.g.
Sarah Teather: Stand Up Comedy at Party Conferences
Scare in The Community by Dr. Evan Harris
How to Control Skidmarks
How to make your sister’s spare room your second home
How to be a moron
How to control your wife
How to get away with it
How to make sense of the Cain and Abel story
How to be a guy-magnet
How to live up to your name
Jeremy Thorpe says How to be a raving poof without creating suspicion.
Shed Pounds Easily And Painlessly
Using Gold investments to make money
Make money while shagging your landlord
Make Sure You Have The Right Specs For Your Refurbishing Project
how to prove we’re a pair of c’unts
Lynne Featherstone (Chair of Chris Huhne’s Leadership bid committee): Spotting Winners
Whoever transcribed the subtitle must have misheard. Surely it should have been “Nude erections for Liberals in government”?
Nude Erections is more the LibDum thing.
Left ! Left ! Left !
First ? Or merely nearly first ?
Oh – second !
What a plonker!
Is that you, Ed Miliband?
Is he in chokey yet if not why not ??
New directions? With these points it seems the Lib Dems are speeding to electoral oblivion.
The death of the Lib-Dem party, will be a good day for real democracy.
….and Ed
Miliband is not a democrat by any useful measure.
His entire family history is one of contempt, to outright hatred for free people. The sooner both the Labour party and the Fauxservatives join them Lib-Loon party in the dustbin of history, the better for true freedom and democracy.
by our beds mr mannering sir
And Chris Bryant will offer election advice in it, in a chapter entitled “Coming from behind”.
Bryant is well briefed.
and very cocky with it.
http://xhibit.justice.gov.uk/xhibit/southwark.htm
Press blackout?
watch it
Message for Schrodingers Cat – your T shirts ready!!
http://www.10poundtees.co.uk/index.php/schrodinger-s-feline-t-shirt.html
(AND off one of Guido’s Adverts as well!)
I know it’s off topic, but they don’t do a “Tell the Limp Dumbs to Fuk Off” T shirt.
Ok lets see if this post works.
New Directions for LibDems:-
1. Keep your promises.
2. Learn from the mistakes of your rush for power.
3. Ask yourself why you need a new direction, what is wrong with the existing one?
You need to inspire hearts once again, but as you have broken countless hearts that will be tricky.
That is brilliant! What in their right minds were they thinking? Whatever next?
A Labour government?
The instructions on my driving licence application said “Tear along dotted line” so I have been doing so ever since.
If Huhne is in prison he won’t be able to drive, thus saving the lives of many polar bears.
Monday – Defence Secretary Philip Hammond..NO MORE CUTS etc etc
Tuesday – Defence Secretary Philip Hammond… Announces more cuts.
LOL
Ha ha ha yes it’s so funny, those fucking baby eaters trying to fix the economy!
Fix the economy?
How, by pissing money away on worthless green crap, third world dictators palaces or the E Spew?
“You ain’t seen nothing yet,” said Owen Jones, chief economist in London at Owen Jones Fund Managers Ltd., which oversees about $42 billion. “If the world believes there will be significantly more stimulus coming, which I expect, the pound is likely to be under further pressure.”
The U.K. currency slid to $1.4986 on March 1, the lowest level since July 2010, and down from this year’s high of $1.6381 on Jan. 2. It rose 0.3 percent to $1.5166 at 10:31 a.m. London time today. That’s still a 6.7 percent drop from the start of the year, the third-worst performance among 32 major currencies tracked by Owen Jones after the yen and the rand.
and my sherbet dabs have gone up 5p
Careful with that licorice Owen dear
ones stopped using abduls also..
It’s a race to the bottom, something I thought you were very adept at.
Correct me if I am wrong Owen but didn’t we used to be told that a low £ was good for our export market as it made our goods cheaper to buy?
Oh,I forgot;we no longer manufacture anything that other countries want.
it’s because our teachers’ unions have made our edjerkashun so much better than that of India or China where they still aer examined on facts and study real Maths and Science instead of doiong “projects” on climate change and multiculturalism
Me so horny.
It’s re-assuring to know that convicted criminal Huhne, is going to face the punishment. Even as most suspect, it will be a mere tap on the wrist compared to that which an ordinary citizen would likely expect.
send him down for life,the basturd,oh well one can hope.
Someone asked Nick about Lord Rennard. All Nick had to say was this.
A man has died after reportedly playing the gun game Russian Roulette “for a laugh” in Renfrewshire, Scotland
Emergency services were called to a house on Hogg Avenue in Johnstone on Saturday following a “firearms” incident.
Alan McWilliams, 41, was found seriously injured and taken to the Southern General Hospital in Glasgow for treatment but died on Sunday.
A neighbour told the Scottish Sun that Mr McWilliams had been “playing Russian roulette with a pal and the gun went off”.
http://xhibit.justice.gov.uk/xhibit/southwark.htm
Looking forward to meeting Nick Cleggs children when they start at my school.
Apart from atheism any other beliefs you don’t believe in Mr Clegg?
I am not to fond of Ethics
Try again.
EthNics my dear boy.
You’re not too fond of ethnics.
Unless their immigration is useful as cannonfodder for the destruction of Britain.
No I meant Ethics. The one thing I am bereft of
The only way is ethics.
Or charm, charisma, talent, wit, intelligence, personality.
Yeah, Southend really gets to me
http://www.southendstandard.co.uk/news/9960978.Share_my_job__Bonkers__says_Southend_MP/
do you always come 5 minutes later?
Late! Late ! I’ll show you late.
I’m going out sarah and I could be some time
Entrepreneur Alki David, founder of social networking site Battlecam, has pledged to cough up a “streak bounty” to whomever gets their bits out in front of the deputy prime minister.
What proportion of Catholic Cardinals still believe in God?
We all do. We believe atheists are hellbound, and even though we routinely bugger children, we believe in god and therefore he’ll send us to heaven.
Amen
Just who do you think is employed to look after all these virgins that the muzzys crave?
Nice. But does God believe in Catholic Cardinals?
Sign on the door of the Gent’s Toilet in my local garden centre.
” New Children’s menu available “
Is there a buffet available?
LOL
Get to the back of the queue.
Hear hear!
Mike Levell
Got your memory back yet?
Now then, now then, pick ‘n’ mix Gary, pick ‘n’ mix. ** jingle jangle **
“The jury in the retrial of Vicky Pryce, the ex-wife of former Lib Dem cabinet minister Chris Huhne, has retired to consider its verdict. ”
Can’t wait to see what questions this lot come up with.
“Can we return a verdict of stoning to death for the infidel woman?”
Buy your stones from us
We havent bothered talking about the case as the Judge said that there was ‘Summin up’
Ya get me blud? Dat is well what me thought he said. Easy now. Me is going to get some kfc.
What is meant by ‘verdict’ ?
Ikea pulls almond cakes after bacteria found
First horse-balls and now shit.
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/afp/130305/ikea-pulls-almond-cakes-after-bacteria-found
mmm *licks lips*
A dominant member of coliform group is E Coli.
Given the ingredients of those cakes, unless there is contamination in the factory where they are made, one should be somewhat concerned about the dairy supply chain.
This has probably come in from the Milk / Cream ingredients, but pasteurization usually kills that off.
There was an outbreak of e-coli in Sweden back in 2011 which claimed at least 39 victims tied to outbreak in Germany, and a separate case:
h**p://phys.org/news/2011-05-sweden-coli-cases.html
h**p://phys.org/news/2011-06-sweden-coli-case-linked-germany.html
Harold Shipman, pfft, in your face you amateur.
am i right in thinking that some of our colonial cousins are on the jury?
we’re more worried there could be more slugs out there like you heading our way
What the fuck do you care Abbopotamus?
It’s not like they are going to be in your son’s private school classroom, with the exasperated teacher trying to teach them basic English while the rest of the children’s education goes down the shitter.
Why are lefties so obsessed with allowing mass immigration of unskilled labour when we already have 25% youth unemployment and overwhelmed services?
Because it’s an excuse for a bigger state, that’s why.
I suggest that Abbot buy a copy of The State of Dependency: Welfare Under Labour by Frank Field, 2000, The Social Market Foundation, ISBN 1-874097-52-6
Guido,this will change your life http://gizoogle.net/
Sent a missive to my Old Comrade, Paddy Pantsdown. “Have you got a spare shag as I’m on 12 points and Mrs Huhne gone queer on me?” Landed on Pisshead Kennedy’s desk. Reply reads, “Take up drink. It works for me.”