Things got a bit unparliamentary with tetchy Tory Tim Loughton this weekend:

@MirrorJames @DavidWooding I do not nor have I ever waxed my eyebrows or anything else but someone told me u went 4 full back sack & crack?

— Tim Loughton MP 🇺🇦 (@timloughton) March 3, 2013

https://twitter.com/MirrorJames/status/308200700733689856

@MrHarryCole and we still haven't heard back about @MirrorJames back sack and crack!

— Tim Loughton MP 🇺🇦 (@timloughton) March 4, 2013

I hear "threading" is the new plucking @MirrorJames @timloughton @davidwooding ask @GuidoFawkes

— Harry Cole (@MrHarryCole) March 4, 2013

Eat your heart out Fabricant…