In Guido’s column in the Sun today you can find out:

• Which super ambitious Tory MP was drinking champagne when the Eastleigh result came in
• Nigel Farage’s generous offer to Maria Hutchings
• Why Chuka Umunna ran off the TV set on election night
• Where Lord Ashdown was when he found out his party had held Eastleigh
• How Tim Loughton is trying to embarrass his old boss Michael Gove
• Lord Sugar’s new hire in Ed Miliband’s office

There are 21 political stories in the 50p Sun today. Politics for the many, not the few…