WATCH: “If the Tories Hadn’t Split Our Vote We’d Have Won”
A good line, but a good point too…
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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
http://xhibit.justice.gov.uk/xhibit/southwark.htm
What he says is true now Cameron Conservatives are stopping UKIP from winning.
Other issue is Cameron and his people are working with Clegg and his people to work on economic plan that goes after next election. This shows Cameron’s plan.
As my hero Tony Blair used to say during the War, on his secret trips to Basra to sexually torture civilian Iraqi males, Keep Buggering On!
Indeed they are, the plan is called ‘f**king the country’. So far they are outspending the Brown moron and are well on target.
Ed Cammy-Nickers must be quaking in his/their boots at the prospect of another by-election.
Nigel is a good man. a very rare bird in British politics.
If only 7% of the voters in Eastleigh came back to us we would have won.
Instead we lost 14% – sad that – wonder if it has anything to do with our policies?
We thank you David.
That comment is about as stupid as the dozey Tory woman who claimed that the coalition had won
Except if you watch the vid and see Nigel’s and Brillo’s faces you will see they were having a joke, unlike the Newton woman who was deadly serious.
Here’s Tim Montgomerie crying the Conservative line that UKIP is a “protest vote”… that’s one hell of a protest for how many by-elections now that the Conservatives are ignoring?
Cameron’s attempt at buying off UKIP votes with a meaningless Europe referendum that will never happen hasn’t worked. The LibLabCon are superglued on the issue of Europe, no out at all, ergo there’s no choice there.
The Tory party are finished if they cling on to pro-EU fanatic, Deadwood Dave and tax and spend Gideon. Let’s face it, if they do, they deserve to get smashed.
Thanks for taking time off from sucking Ashcroft’s cock to share that with us that Tim.
To some extent all votes are protest votes. A protest is an expression of objection. When voters don’t vote for you, they are objecting to the way you are governing. So change it, if you want their votes, or gamble that the Cleggeron gay marriage will survive the GE.
Are we being prepared for “Coalition” candidates in key marginals to keep out UKIP and Labour.
Notice how uncomfortable chucky umbumma looks throughout as he’s starting to realise that some Brits have worked out that Labour wants to ethnically cleanse us from our homeland.
Fuck Labour and Conservatives, they’ve ruined our country with immigration. Well done UKIP.
Don’t forget us – we are working full time to bring ethnic cleansing and be rid of the English forever.
Chukka U Mamba. A snake by any other name.
Actually this chap looks more and more like the real McCoy
He has some humour, he hates the w o g s and he is the son of a stockbroker
Chip off the old block I would say
But he is married to a German
Is he a wolf in sheep’s clothing?
Ve hev vays to mike ‘im Baaaaa!
You confuse Europe with the EU.
W o g s!…ho, ho… I haven’t heard that one for a while…
Western Oriental Gentlemen!
Wily…
BBC have crosshairs on Nige now.
I wonder when we can expect the Panorama hidden camera special catching grass roots UKIPers out in forbidden conversations?
Either that or one of those mysterious car crashes they’re so good at on the Continent.
i think they tried that already albeit in a flying car stylee
Imagine this:
Election results 2015
UKIP 210 seats
Labour 180 seats
Conservatives 180 seats
LibDem 53 seats
Others 27 seats
Would the Labour and Conservative parties form a coalition to keep UKIP out?
Of course they would
We have to destroy the fabric of British society you see?
Parliament would probably be destroyed first in a mysterious fire.
Like Tony Blair’s expenses.
With socialist men in brown shirts goose stepping around Westminster with some unknown Dutch man arrested with a can of unleaded and a box of englands glory in his pocket?
Obviously I forgot the bit about blaming the left. Well spotted there.
Where the fuck are the Lib Dems going to get 53 seats from?
We work for anyone who pays
UKIP are a self confessed libertarian party. So we would end up with a coalition of other libertarian parties to oppose the UKIP libertarian party.
It’s all just pantomime really.
Here’s something to think on…do you think the libertarian US Gov’t would allow a bunch of barmy (libertarian) UKIPers risk the dismantling of “their” (Marshall Plan/OECD) EU bulwark against Russian statism that has taken years to build up????
The neocon placeman Obama has so much as said so.
Here’s a hint…he said NO!
The libertarians worldwide have successfully re-branded themselves, the disillusioned left and right and young people are being sucked in here and in the USA.
This won’t just be a flash in the pan that money and scandals can fix, they are here to stay and become a legitimate threat.
That’s the biggest fucking load of shite I’ve read on here this week.
Did the Variety Club fucking Sunshine Coach not fucking turn up this morning?
Fucking mong.
Why is Ron Paul so popular if it isn’t true?
Why is R 0 N P A U L so popular if it isn’t true?
Because Ron Paul is opposed to big interfering, tax payer wasting, freedom threatening, elitist pandering, constitution destroying, subsidised failure supporting, government?
Oooh!…looks like I have touched on a raw (libertarian) nerve!
No, not exactly. You are just wrong and some are not so tolerant of flagrant ignorance.
Nonsense
Late input: If the Lab/con were on those numbers, who would they side with? I think they would move more left than the LibDems would like.
Goodbye Tory party (aka New Labour)
Hello UKIP
Wesult! Wunashun! The Miliband/Hughes dweam team!
Miliband / Hughes or Cameron / Clegg?
Who gives a shit, they will all do as their masters in Brussels tell them.
Vote Tory / Libor / Lid Dim = get Islam & more EU
I do sincerely hope a journo door steps Joyce Thacker of Rotherham social services later today about her decision to remove those poor foster kids from their loving foster parent’s home purely because they were UKIP supporters.
Fucking Common Purpose bitch!
Why hasn’t this poor excuse for a woman been fired yet……………….or is it all swept under the carpet.
She’s Common Purpose, she’s being protected.
What’s wrong with that?
Quite so.
oh sweet sweet revenge
I think we’ve got a very clear message, a loud and clear message that Britain cannot let up in dealing with its debts, dealing with its problems, cannot let up in making sure that Britain can pay its way in the world.
A vicious grilling there from Brillo.
Anyway what the heck, I’m soon off for a dual centre holiday to Argentina and the Malvinas
Mind the land mines
Who is the sexy man walking around behind him?
YUM!
It’s me!
No, it’s me!
Boaz
bollox!
Would you buy a secondhand UK from this man?
Yes, even if it has had so many dodgy previous owners.
Is that the dreadful Laurie Penny looking as miserable as ever in the bottom left four minutes in?
She is wearing a beret. Have her taken away for re-education.
Start spreading the news
I’m leaving today
I want to be a part of it
New York, New York
These vagabond shoes
They are longing to stray
Right through the very heart of it
New York, New York
I want to wake up in that city
That doesn’t sleep
And find I’m king of the hill
Top of the heap
My little town blues
They are melting away
I gonna make a brand new start of it
In old New York
If I can make it there
I’ll make it anywhere
It’s up to you
New York, New York
New York, New York
I want to wake up in that city
That never sleeps
And find I’m king of the hill
Top of the list
Head of the heap
King of the hill
These are little town blues
They have all melted away
I’m about to make a brand new start of it
Right there in old New York
And you bet baby
If I can make it there
You know, I’m gonna make it just about anywhere
Come on, come through
New York, New York, New York
The loveliness of Paris seems somehow sadly gay
The glory that was Rome is of another day
I’ve been terribly alone and forgotten in Westminster
I’m going home to my city with a Gay
I left my heart in Eastleigh
High on a hill, it calls to me
To be where Vince cable climbs halfway to the stars
The morning fog may chill the air, I don’t care
My love waits there in Eastleigh
Above the blue and windy sea
When I come home to you, Eastleigh
Your chocolate starfish will shine for me
You now owe a j e w i s h person somewhere money for reproducing these words.
Fatty Prescott was on This Week last night, saying Iraq was wrong. Bit late now, eh, you fat fuck?
I just met you
And this is crazy
But I’m a Lib Dem
So grope me baby
Very good.
Time warp?
The BBC will cover this by-election briefly today and then it will not be mentioned again, just like Stafford Hospital. What is UKIP policy on the BBC anyone know?
If it European we don’t like it.
Wrong!
If It’s the EU dictatorship, we don’t like it.
The tory message is clear
That is somewhat unbelievable. She didn’t even speak with Brillo later, they had to get one of her handlers to deal with that.
I knew the LibDem was boring – but not that boring:
http://www.kentonline.co.uk/medway_messenger/news/2013/march/1/michael_thornton.aspx
After being in the dog house for a while I think the electorate are beginning to appreciate the Lib Dems. After all, to a certain extent, they are keeping the Nasty Party under control.
No bad thing.
Nope. Labour look as ‘orrible as ever
Yeah they are opening the countries doors to millions more economic migrants.
The Labour party charmingly called it ‘rubbing their noses in it’.
I wonder what catchy title Dave’n'Nick will call it by?
The real nasty party is the Labour party. They hate the people and as such want to take control from the people because the hate the people.
I see some of the regulars missing this morning.
Damage control meetings at CCHQ must be keeping them occupied.
They are putting their ripped-up Tory membership cards out in the green recyling bin like the good little EU-directive compliant little patsies they have been trained to be. It takes some time to adjust to thinking for yourself.
I do hope they are not ripping up the cards by hand as they are plastic encapsulated and they could tear a muscle or ligament.
War with Iran will save the day.
Or a twenty thousand ton meteorite.
Or A I D S being more prevalent
Kisses
Bye Dave
A vote for UKIP is really a vote against Dave & co., it has little to do with Europe.
The message to the Tory party from the electorate is crystal clear -
“get rid of that useless PR wanker and his limp mates, find a proper leader/team and get on with making the painful changes needed”
And end the postal vote scam – make the sick, lame and lazy bastards get to the polling station or their vote don’t count.
You could always bring the ballot box to the door step or the bottom of the street as an alternative, with observers ensuring that the box remains closed at all times.
It is illegal and discrimination to not allow the dead to vote.
Adopt the Australian way…..
…………..make voting compulsory, in person, failure to comply is a hefty fine.
As for the postal vote, the only qualifiers should be service personnel abroad.
That would be counter productive. We all know postal votes are how the LibLabCon keep out any usurper, Farage is our case in point.
Well earned result for UKIP, and when the coming taxflation package worsens living standards there can be no way back for The Libservatives.
WAR WITH IRAN
Tories are now the wishy-washy, hand wringing, sandal wearing arm of the right.
Call me Dave has to go and real Conservatives and Tories brought in to run the party and bring back its old fashioned values and virtues.
Right? They aren’t right in any sense.
The minute hand’s moving up to midnight
There’s sod all time left to put what’s wrong right
In our capital, Brits are outnumbered
Aliens were moved in while they slumbered
The epitaph of the English nation?
They gave their all – all for immigration
ave is finished. His Green, homosexual Europhile, foreign aid agenda has got him nowhere except dopwn a very big hole.
Tough shit Dave and tough shit Tories for having him. YOU ARE THE DODO party.
Broadsword calling CCHQ, the cuckoo is in the nest.
Repeat, the cuckoo is in the nest.
Guido you should run a poll to determine how many of your illustrious readers think UKIP would have won Eastleigh if Farage had been their candidate.
Go on go on go on….
BBC’s Carole Walker gives her reaction to Ed Milliband… http://telly.com/4NQ5HQ
Love the Eaou!, what planet are you on? face at the end.
She was like, DuHHh! hahaha
You must remember this :
http://bit.ly/13sU06d
Following last nights result in Eastleigh we shall no longer allow Tory voters to adopt children. We can’t have minority left-wing parties to influence their charges.
Incidentally what happened to all the Rennard stories? Is the guidophile campaign against sexual harassment gone like the guidophile road safety campaign before? Did something happen overnight to make this not important any more?
A bit like saying ‘ if I stopped s******g on myself I would smell nice.
At least the pink vote held up.,29% of the pink vote is better than nothing.
It could have been worse.
kisses
however interferes with the electorate’s votes will have a miserable end
whoever interferes with the electorate’s votes will have a miserable end.
Great comment from Nige and not, so far as I can see, reported in the MSM.
BOTTOM line though is that only 52% voted. The Lib candidate got in on just 32% of those votes hence by the approval of just 17% of the eligible electorate. Those against him were 68% of those voting. And they call this “democracy”. BALLS
Just a few days ago I told my Tory MP that Cameron MUST have the in-out vote before 2015 or I shall switch my allegiance to UKIP and likely allow bloody Millipede to win! It would be SO easy to defuse the UKIP threat. It ain’t rocket science and I’m sure that Nigel would be well pleased and stop threatening since his main aim will have been achieved.
Typical populist nonsense from a tinpot right-wing demagogue.
I’ve already spoken to Dave, and he’s agrees that the Eastleigh result proves that we need MORE Metropolitan Liberalism, not less. Voters like our support for gay marriage and record overseas aid, but think that it’s just a position that we have adopted in order to tap into this nation’s natural left-liberal majority.
We have to prove to them that it isn’t, and that we have indeed severed, once and for all, our connection with the closet fascism of so-called “Conservatism” and all the silly Little Englander notions that go with it.
Therefore, I’ve drawn up a plan of action that includes:
b) A thrilling and headline-grabbing “coming-out” by a high profile Conservative figure (who could it be???).
b) A thorough audit of our output since being elected, with a renunciation of anything we’ve said that could possibly have been construed as “nasty”, along with grovelling public apologies by those responsible.
c) Plans to celebrate Margaret Thatcher’s impending death with a multicultural celebration in Batmanghelidjh Square (formerly Trafalgar Square) featuring performances by a failed African asylum seeker dance troupe, gay theatre roleplay and a march-past by the Band of the British Jihadis.
Let’s see Farage top that!
kisses
Oh sweety, so lovely, we’ll be sure to write that up in a nice way.
xx
Celebrate Margaret Thatcher’s impending death?
There is nothing to celebrate! We will send the Thought Police immediately!
The thing is, Mr Farage just seems so much more normal and convivial than any other MP from any party.
I’d love to meet him for a chat over a pint, and I cannot say that about any other MP.
Great policies too.