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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Time to go Cameron.
Ee, lad, d’you have them T shirts in XXXXXXXXXXXXXL?
Postal votes = Widespread Election Fraud by the left.
Still only a few left? That’s fraud. You said that sh*t last time. Irish crook
‘Few’ is a comparative. In Clegg’s case, it’s uncomparatively ‘phew’.
Does explain how the Lib Dems knew they had won before they had even opened the Ballot box.
What a very convenient result if you are “of the left”.
Stop easy Postal Voting now.
No one ever explained why the postal vote result “favoured the lib dems”. The local council is 100% run by the lib dems, and guess what? the postal votes swung it for them. UKIP won on the day at the “normal” ballot boxes.
Just why to Lib Dem voters favour voting by post?
Because they vote more than once QED.
36 DD is the largest I want to see thanks very much.
And take mother goose Clarke and his quislings with you.
The time has come for the Tories to focus on the majority electorate and their needs. Not on a few chutney ferrets that want to hook up.
As is being said quite often these days. Cameron has won the BBC’s seal of approval and would be welcome at the dinner table of many a top BBC luvvy dinner party.
Unfortunately for Dave the BBC does not represent how the people of Britain feel. And this internet thingy is giving the ordinary person a platform to express his views rather than Kow Tow to the socialist/liberal elite that populate the BBC.
It is no accident that the BBC keep saying that Cameron is more popular than the Tory party. Their man is in danger of being sacked and they are pulling out aii the stops to keep him in power.
Gweedo you won your bet did you go for a sort of cross and double as well, cheer up you have won no matter who lost.
Cameron’s strategy of dumping Tory voters and attracting liberal Luvies, does not appear to be working.
Have they ever said how many of us left the party last year?
I doubt they would want to admit the truth……. -30% or -40% probably -50% !
Postal Votes = Widespread Election fraud by the left
Agreed ……
He wont go, he’s possessed by some blairesque blind faith that he just cant be wrong! He’s marching his party over the next GE cliff.
Gay marriage is far more important…
The grand old man of Downing Street,
marched his men to the top of the hill,
then marched them back down again
(It doesn’t rhyme but you get the gist)
Lemmings are “US”.
‘his party’ – which party would that be ?
Cameron is NOT a Conservative, that is as plain as a pikestaff.
Cameron may march those stupid enough to follow him over a cliff.
Real Conservatives will have nothing to do with Cameron.
Real Conservatives will vote Ukip…………..
The big question is, who or what is a consevervative, like Lord Halifax before WW2 or Churchill (and he was a party jumper). What are a conservatives’ beliefs, publish them, determine what they are, no good saying conservative values,the electorate want to know what they are.
I think I will have new curtains in No 10. Big Len to advise the colour (wed probs!)
So the people of Eastleigh have spoken, if you want an MP who is a congenital liar and is guilty of perveting the course of justice vote LibDem. If you want a leader of your party who is a liar vote Libdem. If you want a party that sexually assaults its femail activists before they can be considered as a candidate for a winnable seat then vote LibDem.
How thick do you have to be to vote LibDem
The people of Eastleigh, shame on you. You are a national laughing stock
They could have made it the turnaround of the LibLabCon triangle by getting rid of of these things, they didn’t, so the lies and the troughing will carry on until the braindead stop voting for the LibLabCon party.
Same up here in North we vote only for labour cause we like living in the past and plenty of handouts.
Is there any difference between the population of Rotherham and Eastleigh – both have voted for political parties where the previous MP was a criminal.
Is it in breeding or is is it just the left voting to spend other people’s money
Rotherham and Eastleigh are national laughing stocks
Look at the impact of postal votes in both Rotherham and Eastleigh.
There is the hint.
Up here in deepest Geordieland, we would support UKIP in a shot but our voting slips are pre-marked “Labour” and have been handed down for generations. I keep mine in a casket on the mantelpiece, just above the tin bath – it’s autographed on the back by Mannie Shinwell.
Remember Alan Clark for one
The attack dogs lost it for the Cons
I take all of your remaining stock.
Bullet proof Jag or Prius? The Prescott in me says Jag, the enviromental sucker in me says go Prius. Decisions, decisions! What would Gordon do?
Not turn up
Fly there on expenses
Ah, yes, David Davis. A man who, as Tory leader, would have overseen an election in which Gordon Brown stayed as Prime Minister.
Heavens forbid
David Davis campaigned strongly against ID cards. ID cards would dramatically reduce benefit fraud, illegal immigration, financial fraud, postal vote fraud, insurance fraud and the habit of people who all look vaguely alike from using their pals’ identities to evade criminal prosecution. Can’t think why he was so against such a simple procedure.
I am very much from the David Davis-Redwood-Bone wing of the party and. like you, it has long baffled me why DD should be so against these key matters that would so much benefit our security, not to mention combatting crime of every kind. I hope he will find a way to row back on his stance.
Go for it DD. Stick the stiletto between Camoron’s ribs
DD is part of the problem, he’s quite happy to take the pay as a NuCon and call his master names on the sidelines not what you would call a leader in waiting .
Maybe. But it doesn’t look as any other Tory M.P.s have got the guts to stand against Camoron, let alone resign the whip and join UKIP.
Dave beware the Ides of March (also known as St Padraig’s day), your friends are behind you, advice turn around and keep them in your sight
How much rent can you get for a nice 5 bed house in Primrose Hill?
How much would 5 rent boys in my bed cost in Primrose hill?
Worry not. You can afford five easily. You had six last time.
Alas, I’m not as hard as I once was. One boy and I’m buggered nowadays.
The Tories are split with votes defecting to the extreme right of UKIP
Ed Miliband will be Britain’s next Prime Minister.
Eat it Tory losers! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
Can’t wiat for the destruction of Britian to start as soon as Liebour get in, they can have that note left saying no money in the safe and can start to grow a new money tree, the last one the killed with overuse.
Can’t bake cake without breaking eggs on the side of my head
You’ve gotta wonder if they’re taking a long, hard look at Brown’s scorched earth, poisoned well “leave all the local lasses up the duff with your bastards” policies and are thinking “Now, how do we go one step further?”
On the money;
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/iainmartin1/100204864/eastleigh-by-election-cameron-is-very-close-to-being-stuffed/
I think Cameron should stay, but he really does need to ditch a good number of his close friends. And bring back the balance of “no” men. But he probably wont.
You cant run a nation based on the experience of one social strata. One size does not fit all, a lesson from Europe that he is failing this country with. Unless you really understand being unemployed, disabled (ok I will give Dave that one – but I wonder if he realises that it is his own experiences here that have turned the disabled community so sharply against him), running a small business (the backbone of this nation), etc you are not going to be able to implement policies that heal as opposed to fracture.
But out of all the Tories it is hard to see who would be better than Cameron.
Sadly one day in his rocking chair I think that Cameron is going to reflect on the harm done under his watch to the social fabric of this nation. I am sure he means well, and even agree with him that change is necessary (and I am being hurt by it) but how he and his government have gone about it is sameful and harmful.
Stewart, Cams has to have people about him like himself, you know jolly good chaps, public school, Oxbridge, general experience of life as lived by most people is not known to him or a lot of the others. I am not attacking Cams and chums because they are super rich it is the lack of of out of their familiar safe zone experience, I can understand it everyone likes to be safe but politics in a democracy is a different animal, a politician has to be able to reach out to all people of all classes not just those that throw money at them and expect favours in return.
You could actually make the same point about Miliband…no way is he representative of the ordinary man in the street…he is just as “posh”;privileged and rich as Cameron he just comes from a different political elite.
Even if Cameron and Miliband were horny handed coal miners they would still be a pair of tossers
There is no point in Dave remaining where he is other than to maintain a status quo.
His background etc. is irrelevant.
He has very little credibility and respect overseas, reflected in both Europe and if the !ndian press is looked at, even there.
His persistence with certain issues and lack of addressing others is splitting what remains of the party here.
To make matters worst, for all of this treachery against the electorate and interests of the realm it is looking even less likely that he will be handsomely rewarded for his efforts once he does leave office.
That he has blatantly revealed his hand, ie. that he is explicitly acting in his own future narrow interests, is bad enough, but doing so when it is clear that it is likely not to be in his own interests is simply stupid.
Think you need to release a new design of T-shirt before another By-election, something purple perhaps?
Purple and yellow perhaps
What a big job it was too..should have stayed in the bog
Was it hallal
Or even halal?
No Chuck. This is not the first time. You have always been a shit and you are usually full of it.
But this might be the first time that you have gone off to get rid of it as it usually just pours out of your mouth.
Chicken Kiev? Probably tainted with east European horse meat.
Most people avoid illness by actually cooking the chicken.
Everyone already knows what you are full of.
Yesterdays result has probably created the first UKIP MP. Maybe we shall find out later today.
If the Tories cannot come second in Eastleigh after the ravaging by the attack dogs on the LimpyDems they are starting to look a bit like spent force. The attack dogs look as they will be probably given a a good whipping by their paymasters for not winning it for the Cons. I do not know if it was tory candidate that lost it having some sort of form from Geedo’s posts but looks as if Cams and Giddy will have to pull something pot of the bag, “this is what we have done and we have made a success of it”, not just ragging a whole party or parties because they have not really got anywherewith what they presently doing. The Cons will certainly have to wake up they have 2 years to the next GE and things ain’t lookin’ good
Nah.
By elections are about protest votes. Always have been always will be.
I wouldn’t get too excited by it.
Why are you not investigating the postal votes instead of wasting your time on this blog?
That’s hard work
I’m not sure what this result says about the people of Eastleigh.
Their previous libdem mp has ple@ded guilty for perverting the course of justice and awaits a prison sentence and the ineffectual libdems all this week have been lambasted for sexual harassment and cover up.
so what were people voting for?
Mongs voting for Mongs.
Tells you a lot more about Cameron’s Conservatives than the voters of Eastleigh but then again he DID lose against the most unpopular PM(bar him)who had criticised his core voters as “Racists” and “Bigots” ahead of the election and YET….. Cameron STILL couldn’t achieve a majority…………
Well, it’s knocked Vicky Price trial out of the media?
Is there something going on there?
Sorry, Pryce.
When is Huhne going to get sentenced? We are all feeling really frustrated by the suspense.
Dave – Third is not bad is it? It’s trying really hard and we will learn the lessons but it’s not bad. George, you’re good at figures, third’s not bad is it?
George – Well, Prime Minister, in the same way that increasing the debt by record levels is actually controlling it, third’s pretty good. Look, last time we came second out of fourth and this time we’re third out of lots more so that is really, really good.
Now that I have the gayers voting for me, I am going to increase the price of alcohol so that the working classes can not afford to get pissed, that should do wonders for my popularity.
Are the poor allowed to drink?
Do they also have relations in bed with a partner? If they do, can we have a law to stop them because it is too good for them.
I have to go to a food bank to feed my 21 stone children
Don’t worry. It’s not your fault. The NHS will fit a gastric band and then a transgender job for you, solving both your problems.
get a job you lazy scrounging fuckers. we’ve cut your benefits as a incentive and further more are inviting legions of romanians and bulgarians over to work in the uk too- which obviously makes your chance of actually getting a job that pays a wage worth working for even more fucking likely.
i am distantly related to the queen, my father was a stockbroker, i went to eton, my wife is minted aka fuck you.
Windmills, that’s what we need, windmills and gay marriage
Come on Nads.
Show us you have gonads!
Tell her on dorriesn@parliament.uk
We beat the Elvis pet party and the Beer, Baccy and Crumpet Party. What more do you want?
We’re talking about the Neanderthals in Eastleigh here, let’s not get carried away about what the rest of the country will do.
Denigrate the electorate at your peril….they’re even more likely to get even by voting Ukip as Cameron found out to his cost in Eastleigh
However, all is not lost… Robert Winnett DT
Oh yes it is, old son.
Single mother on BBC last night. Three children,fathers nowhere to be seen. Getting £650 per week in benefits. Whining because this will go down to £500+ in April. A country which allows such a situation has no future.
The future IS Labour…get used to it !!!
i agree with you however let us bear in mind that the effects of intergenerational poverty do tend to create certain mindsets that are hard to reconfigure. one option obviously is to starve them to death, however that proposal does contain some drawbacks, such as total fucking anarchy. with a police force that totals 140thousand to a 60million population, factored in with the notion that most squaddies are from poor families i fear (well secretly pray) that rich troughing members of parliament and predatory capitalists would soon be appearing on the pages of bestgore.
It’s almost enough to make you think UKIP will win a seat or two in 2015. One can only hope!
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=you+tube+goodybye+oh+what+a+lovel+war&docid=5005098045931785&mid=9EBC100A0C5022E6268A9EBC100A0C5022E6268A&view=detail
The problem aint just Cameron, but the Tory party itself.
It is seen as a mercenary party solely concerned with business interests – Britain PLC and all that rubbish. They are no more patriotic than the Labour rabble, and just as content to see the English ethnically replaced if it serves financial interests.
Dear National SOCIALIST “LibLabConScum”
No profits = no business
No business = no jobs
No jobs = no food.
Go figure
A country run solely in the interests of business will soon cease to be a country.
Take a look around you.
Marta Andreasen must be feeling pretty sick this morning.
‘What’s the view like from over there Marta’.
Perhaps she’ll now sod off back to Argieland where she comes from.
Forget sleepwalking to senility. This shambles of a tory party is leading us over the cliff. A great day if you’re a lemming…..
What Tory party?
We need to have an honest conversation about immigration with the British people. This honest conversation will consist of two parts. Firstly we will lie that we will be tough on immigration. Secondly once we’re elected we will have an open door policy and establish a permanent voter majority.
The Number 42 from Eastleigh is delayed by 15 minutes.
Delays on the District Line between Wimbledon and Ealing Broadway.
DISAGREE
The Tories did OK against the strength of a local LIBDEM machine and yes UKIP have had a great election victory but I come back to the key question? Does the public at a General Election vote for CAmeron, Clegg or Milliband. The smart money is on Cameron. He looks and acts the part of a national leader, he has taken on the swivel-eyed on his own front bench and the crazys on the back bench. Clegg has lost the confidence of the average voted becuase you cannot rely on his word, and Ed Milliband is a lost cause because Labour squandered our resources during the boom years and added the difficulties of a global finanicial meltdown.
Unless someone like a David Milliband steps forward I see the Tories and LIBDEMS joing forces again after the next election. Difficult as it looks from time to time, they have proved that a Centre Right and Centre Left agreement can work in the national interest…
I would be more interested in Tory + UKIP.
I would be more interested in UKIP only.
Eastleigh Result:
Votes Cast
Tory + UKIP 2
Lib + Lab 1
Approx.
Do the maths.
Looking On the positive side, at least you should wake up sober.
How can it be in the national interest to push debt and public spending remorselessly upwards?
How can it be in the national interest to allow more and more anti-business legislation?
How can it be in the national interest to legislate for gay marriages which will probably not return one vote but send hundreds of thousand off to UKIP?
Answer these!
How can it be in the national interest to cease paying interest on savers’ interest bearing accounts?
together in the national interest repayments
Why doesn’t someone start a “Ban the civil servants” party?
Well, another stunning success for Cameron’s Clunges, eh?
Twat.
Got mine! Came in no time at all!
Dave can’t win in 2015 for the following reasons
* Public spending still out of control
* Obsession with metropolitan issues
* Has made no progress in reducing the red tape on businesses
* Energy costs 20% higher than they should be due to the green agenda
* He didn’t get his boundary changes
* UKIP with 4 % of the vote in 2010 cost the Tories 20 seats; how many in 2015
* Uncontrolled immigration putting unsustainable pressure on our publci services
* ~ 320,000 immigrants claiming benefits who have never paid one NI contribution
* The public sector still too big, the 25 million people who work in the private sector have had enough of paying for their long holidays, short weeks and pensions
* The postal voting shambles has still not been resolved
* The benefits bill out of control
* 1200 people dead in North Staffs NHS and 1000 in Bolton and another 14 health authorities to be looked at and no one has been brought to book.
And on and on ……
Thank you for flagging up my superb record.
We should wholeheartedly support the public sector without their’s and the immigrant vote I would be out of a job, my boys and I would be skint and I would not be running this bent empire in Portsmouth. Boaz.
Camoron “it’s a protest vote” it’s midterm, carry on moron and 2015 you will be mentioning my moniker.
Disappointing the UKIP didn’t win and so put their first MP into Westminster. This was their best chance – think farage was wrong not to stand.
+1
Not a good idea. If he had stood and won, he would have spent the next 2 years up to the GE being cynically ignored by Little Johnnie Bigmouth. Farage is of more use out and about rather than cooped up at Westminster.
I can’t understand it. I destroy marriage, I give our sovereignty to Europe, I give your taxes away to help the Indian space project, I put up your electricity prices to make land owners even richer, I ringfence the NHS death camps and I’m going to make booze too expensive for the workers. I do all this and yet no one votes for me or my party.
A dirty job but somebody has to do it
The party of Margaret Thatcher is now
Dave is a one trick pony who turns out to be an ass.
And should be in a lasagne
Protest votes usually went to one of the other main players and the Torys are missing the fact that people see UKIP as a viable alternative in which to bank their permanent support. Complacency will be Cameron’s downfall. The closer we get to 2015 the more jittery the markets will get like the wobble last time when there was a possibility Labour might just get re-elected. Would it be possible to bring the referendum forward to this parliament period? Would go some way to deflating the UKIP surge. Thats if Cameron is genuine in the offer in the first place.
He wasn’t. Is English not your first language?
Now is the time for Boris to make his move?
David Cameron’s a facking feminist i.e. a faux Tory! He’s got to go!