February 28th, 2013

Your Souvenir Lord Rennard By-Election Stickers

Guido hopes former by-election supremo Lord Rennard will appreciate his Eastleigh souvenir stickers. Back in 1983 Liberal activists fighting against Peter Tatchell in Bermondsey infamously if unsubtly wore “I’ve been kissed by Peter” badges. It’s only fair randy Rennard gets a taste of his own medicine…


  1. 1
    I Infamously Trolled The Economist Magazine says:


  2. 2
    Chris Bryant says:

    Is it available in Pink?

  3. 3
    Wyle Cop says:

    “A taste of his own medicine…” – euphemism?

  4. 4
  5. 5
    Mark Oaten says:

    - or brown?

  6. 6
    SP4BS says:

    Its almost as if you thought that elsewhere in the political system, there aren’t other liars, pervs, and power hungry tossers.

  7. 7
    Person from Porlock says:

    Huhne or Rennard?

  8. 8
    Cheese Mongrel says:

    I’m sure Simon Hughes will appreciate this.

    Why are so many Lib Dems refusing to condemn Rennard’s perverted ways?

  9. 9
    D'Jango says:

    A kiss from either would be a kiss of death..

  10. 10
    Maggie M says:

    Ukip if you want to. The Lady’s not for Sleeping.

  11. 11
    Hardeep Singh Kohli says:

    Surely they should have read “I’ve been touched up by Chris!”

  12. 12
    Joe Gormless says:

    very tame Guido, come on you can do better

  13. 13
    Putr1d, spiteful Labour ruined my Country says:

    Maybe I’ve been inappropriately groped by Chris?

  14. 14
    Lib Dem dogger. says:

    There’s nothing like the feel of a cold breeze on my naked milky white bottom!!

  15. 15
    Lord Rennard says:

    If you think I’m sexy
    And you like my body
    Come on, sugar, let me know

  16. 16
    Rod Polisher says:

    Christ, Rennard must have been desparate, given how f*cking ugly LibDem women are.
    Must have been under the mistaken impression that they would be grateful for a bit furtive fingering.
    Personally, I would rather shove my todger into a garden shredder.

  17. 17
    Lord Rennard says:

    Well you can tell by the way I use my walk
    I’m a woman’s man
    No time to talk

  18. 18
    Lord Rennard says:

    You’ve been touched by
    You’ve been groped by
    A smooth liberal

  19. 19
    MOD says:

    Anybody got an Ebay account we can use to get rid of …..

    1. 480,000 brand new boots – need to make way for some more coming into the warehouse.

    You will be handsomely rewarded (If you fancy an aircraft carrier that cannot accommodate aircraft)

  20. 20
    Slobberdown Menob says:

    How about groped?

  21. 21
    stun says:

    ‘I’ve been rogered by Rennard’ ?

  22. 22
    Ctesibius says:

    I loved the way Cameron yesterday exhorted Cleggy to ‘get to the bottom of it’.

  23. 23
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    What about Bryant? Maybe, despite the colour, he could use them! Recycling and all that, y’know…

  24. 24
    Centre Parting says:

    Not much good if they are all for left feet and not pairs.

  25. 25
    Blowing Whistles says:

    YOU … THERE AT THE BACK! … Paddick isn’t it … Speak up man … stop stonewalling or do you only speak out when it suits your pocket and purpose?

  26. 26
    Slobberdown Menob says:

    Sir Birdseye!
    Famous for his fishy finger.

  27. 27
    I Infamously Trolled The Economist Magazine says:

    Vote for Lord Rennard an equal opportunities groper!

  28. 28

    Are these boots made K.Vaz and sons, bookmakers to the procurement department?

  29. 29
    Fred Blogs says:

    Only the scratch ‘n sniff version.

  30. 30
    MOD says:

    Very drawl what do you take the MOD for? They are all matched pairs of left and right.

    Full spec is …

    Tropical cammo print, Size 2 children optimised for Gurkha use

  31. 31
  32. 32

    Very appropriate 4OD – Over Dose maybe??

  33. 33

    Back in the 1840s when she was a 20 year old, Shirley Williams was a bit of a looker and reportedly “went like a carriage for the transition of water into steam propulsion conveyance.”

  34. 34

    Laid by a Lord
    Caressed by Chris

  35. 35
    Lib Dem dogger. says:

    Based on the size of her ass it should be called ‘come gorge with me!’

  36. 36

    By the look of them 40 D seems way too small an estimate.

  37. 37
    I Infamously Trolled The Economist Magazine says:

    Come Dine With Diane, well it depends on who is paying really, I don’t think my wallet could take the pounding.

  38. 38
    Lib Dem dogger. says:

    I’m sure he’ll finger the culprit eventually after after Rennard has sniffed them out!!

  39. 39
    self satisified oul bag says:

    what does a hippo eat?

  40. 40
    Lord Rennard says:

    Nah looks right to me

  41. 41
    keredybretsa says:

    All the girls will need their by-erection knickers!

  42. 42
    Hans Feet says:

    They used to call her Surely Williams because you could be sure she would, apparently.

  43. 43
    Curly says:

    A drain, B^ll?

  44. 44
    Curly says:

    “Very drawl”? Well if you were the person who did the ordering it is no wonder all got was left handed screwdrivers and a few cans of elbow grease

  45. 45
    Curly says:

    Damn! Do it again and spot the difference…

    Curly says:
    Your comment is awaiting moderation.
    February 28, 2013 at 11:27 am

    “Very drawl”? Well if you were the person who did the ordering it is no wonder all got was left handed screwdr*vers and a few cans of elbow grease.

  46. 46
    Man at the back in the awful jumper - yes you sir says:

    Any chance of a sticker saying ‘I’ve been kissed by Cathy Newman’?

  47. 47
    Sin Tax expert says:

    Shouldn’t that be ‘I’ve been kissed (whilst standing) by Cathy Newman’ ?

  48. 48
    Robin says:

    Lord Rennard IS ‘Every British Woman’s dream. Fat,Wealthy,Political correct,Legislates for Female only Shortlists,employment quotas…This has unforeseen Consequences will it be like US campuses where you have to fill in forms before going to a girls bedroom ? eg Petting was permitted by miss X?

    Feminazis will be pleased.Glad EU loving,Press gagging party have been ‘Undone’ by its own Sanctimony.

  49. 49
    Penfold says:

    It’s only fair randy Rennard gets a taste of his own medicine…


    Dirty tricks and chicanery.

  50. 50
    Lawson56764@aol.com says:

    Lib/Dems voters are in denial if;they win Eastleigh then the country is doomed to become a minor ;territory of German ruled EU.

  51. 51
    nmj says:

    A lot.

  52. 52
    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    Slightly off subject and scuse me for asking. But when he serenades his latest squeeze does Hoon intone

    “…I’m an Uptown. Uptempo Woman and you’re a Downtown.

    Downbeat. Guy.. “. ???

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