Guido hopes former by-election supremo Lord Rennard will appreciate his Eastleigh souvenir stickers. Back in 1983 Liberal activists fighting against Peter Tatchell in Bermondsey infamously if unsubtly wore “I’ve been kissed by Peter” badges. It’s only fair randy Rennard gets a taste of his own medicine…
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
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A kiss from either would be a kiss of death..
Surely they should have read “I’ve been touched up by Chris!”
Maybe I’ve been inappropriately groped by Chris?
‘I’ve been rogered by Rennard’ ?
Laid by a Lord
Caressed by Chris
Is it available in Pink?
- or brown?
Only the scratch ‘n sniff version.
“A taste of his own medicine…” – euphemism?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2285192/Swimmer-mauled-death-Great-White-shark-New-Zealand-beach-despite-police-rescue-bid.html
Maybe the Antipodeans should stop using this method of fishing.
Its almost as if you thought that elsewhere in the political system, there aren’t other liars, pervs, and power hungry tossers.
Huhne or Rennard?
What about Bryant? Maybe, despite the colour, he could use them! Recycling and all that, y’know…
I’m sure Simon Hughes will appreciate this.
Why are so many Lib Dems refusing to condemn Rennard’s perverted ways?
YOU … THERE AT THE BACK! … Paddick isn’t it … Speak up man … stop stonewalling or do you only speak out when it suits your pocket and purpose?
Ukip if you want to. The Lady’s not for Sleeping.
very tame Guido, come on you can do better
How about groped?
There’s nothing like the feel of a cold breeze on my naked milky white bottom!!
I loved the way Cameron yesterday exhorted Cleggy to ‘get to the bottom of it’.
I’m sure he’ll finger the culprit eventually after after Rennard has sniffed them out!!
If you think I’m sexy
And you like my body
Come on, sugar, let me know
Christ, Rennard must have been desparate, given how f*cking ugly LibDem women are.
Must have been under the mistaken impression that they would be grateful for a bit furtive fingering.
Personally, I would rather shove my todger into a garden shredder.
Back in the 1840s when she was a 20 year old, Shirley Williams was a bit of a looker and reportedly “went like a carriage for the transition of water into steam propulsion conveyance.”
They used to call her Surely Williams because you could be sure she would, apparently.
A drain, B^ll?
Well you can tell by the way I use my walk
I’m a woman’s man
No time to talk
Sir Birdseye!
Famous for his fishy finger.
100% stallion.
You’ve been touched by
You’ve been groped by
A smooth liberal
Anybody got an Ebay account we can use to get rid of …..
1. 480,000 brand new boots – need to make way for some more coming into the warehouse.
You will be handsomely rewarded (If you fancy an aircraft carrier that cannot accommodate aircraft)
Not much good if they are all for left feet and not pairs.
Very drawl what do you take the MOD for? They are all matched pairs of left and right.
Full spec is …
Tropical cammo print, Size 2 children optimised for Gurkha use
“Very drawl”? Well if you were the person who did the ordering it is no wonder all got was left handed screwdrivers and a few cans of elbow grease
Damn! Do it again and spot the difference…
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“Very drawl”? Well if you were the person who did the ordering it is no wonder all got was left handed screwdr*vers and a few cans of elbow grease.
Vote for Lord Rennard an equal opportunities groper!
Are these boots made K.Vaz and sons, bookmakers to the procurement department?
Very appropriate 4OD – Over Dose maybe??
Based on the size of her ass it should be called ‘come gorge with me!’
By the look of them 40 D seems way too small an estimate.
Nah looks right to me
Come Dine With Diane, well it depends on who is paying really, I don’t think my wallet could take the pounding.
what does a hippo eat?
A lot.
All the girls will need their by-erection knickers!
Any chance of a sticker saying ‘I’ve been kissed by Cathy Newman’?
Shouldn’t that be ‘I’ve been kissed (whilst standing) by Cathy Newman’ ?
Lord Rennard IS ‘Every British Woman’s dream. Fat,Wealthy,Political correct,Legislates for Female only Shortlists,employment quotas…This has unforeseen Consequences will it be like US campuses where you have to fill in forms before going to a girls bedroom ? eg Petting was permitted by miss X?
Feminazis will be pleased.Glad EU loving,Press gagging party have been ‘Undone’ by its own Sanctimony.
It’s only fair randy Rennard gets a taste of his own medicine…
What..?
Dirty tricks and chicanery.
Lib/Dems voters are in denial if;they win Eastleigh then the country is doomed to become a minor ;territory of German ruled EU.
Slightly off subject and scuse me for asking. But when he serenades his latest squeeze does Hoon intone
“…I’m an Uptown. Uptempo Woman and you’re a Downtown.
Downbeat. Guy.. “. ???