February 28th, 2013

Your Souvenir Lord Rennard By-Election Stickers

Guido hopes former by-election supremo Lord Rennard will appreciate his Eastleigh souvenir stickers. Back in 1983 Liberal activists fighting against Peter Tatchell in Bermondsey infamously if unsubtly wore “I’ve been kissed by Peter” badges. It’s only fair randy Rennard gets a taste of his own medicine…


52 Comments

  1. 1
    I Infamously Trolled The Economist Magazine says:

    TOP LEL

  2. 2
    Chris Bryant says:

    Is it available in Pink?

  3. 3
    Wyle Cop says:

    “A taste of his own medicine…” – euphemism?

  4. 4
  5. 6
    SP4BS says:

    Its almost as if you thought that elsewhere in the political system, there aren’t other liars, pervs, and power hungry tossers.

  6. 7
    Person from Porlock says:

    Huhne or Rennard?

    • 23
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      What about Bryant? Maybe, despite the colour, he could use them! Recycling and all that, y’know…

  7. 8
    Cheese Mongrel says:

    I’m sure Simon Hughes will appreciate this.

    Why are so many Lib Dems refusing to condemn Rennard’s perverted ways?

    • 25
      Blowing Whistles says:

      YOU … THERE AT THE BACK! … Paddick isn’t it … Speak up man … stop stonewalling or do you only speak out when it suits your pocket and purpose?

  8. 10
    Maggie M says:

    Ukip if you want to. The Lady’s not for Sleeping.

  9. 12
    Joe Gormless says:

    very tame Guido, come on you can do better

  10. 14
    Lib Dem dogger. says:

    There’s nothing like the feel of a cold breeze on my naked milky white bottom!!

  11. 15
    Lord Rennard says:

    If you think I’m sexy
    And you like my body
    Come on, sugar, let me know

  12. 16
    Rod Polisher says:

    Christ, Rennard must have been desparate, given how f*cking ugly LibDem women are.
    Must have been under the mistaken impression that they would be grateful for a bit furtive fingering.
    Personally, I would rather shove my todger into a garden shredder.

  13. 17
    Lord Rennard says:

    Well you can tell by the way I use my walk
    I’m a woman’s man
    No time to talk

  14. 18
    Lord Rennard says:

    You’ve been touched by
    You’ve been groped by
    A smooth liberal

  15. 19
    MOD says:

    Anybody got an Ebay account we can use to get rid of …..

    1. 480,000 brand new boots – need to make way for some more coming into the warehouse.

    You will be handsomely rewarded (If you fancy an aircraft carrier that cannot accommodate aircraft)

    • 24
      Centre Parting says:

      Not much good if they are all for left feet and not pairs.

      • 30
        MOD says:

        Very drawl what do you take the MOD for? They are all matched pairs of left and right.

        Full spec is …

        Tropical cammo print, Size 2 children optimised for Gurkha use

        • 44
          Curly says:

          “Very drawl”? Well if you were the person who did the ordering it is no wonder all got was left handed screwdrivers and a few cans of elbow grease

        • 45
          Curly says:

          Damn! Do it again and spot the difference…

          Curly says:
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          February 28, 2013 at 11:27 am

          “Very drawl”? Well if you were the person who did the ordering it is no wonder all got was left handed screwdr*vers and a few cans of elbow grease.

  16. 27
    I Infamously Trolled The Economist Magazine says:

    Vote for Lord Rennard an equal opportunities groper!

  17. 28

    Are these boots made K.Vaz and sons, bookmakers to the procurement department?

  18. 32
    FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD says:

    Very appropriate 4OD – Over Dose maybe??

  19. 41
    keredybretsa says:

    All the girls will need their by-erection knickers!

  20. 46
    Man at the back in the awful jumper - yes you sir says:

    Any chance of a sticker saying ‘I’ve been kissed by Cathy Newman’?

  21. 48
    Robin says:

    Lord Rennard IS ‘Every British Woman’s dream. Fat,Wealthy,Political correct,Legislates for Female only Shortlists,employment quotas…This has unforeseen Consequences will it be like US campuses where you have to fill in forms before going to a girls bedroom ? eg Petting was permitted by miss X?

    Feminazis will be pleased.Glad EU loving,Press gagging party have been ‘Undone’ by its own Sanctimony.

  22. 49
    Penfold says:

    It’s only fair randy Rennard gets a taste of his own medicine…

    What..?

    Dirty tricks and chicanery.

  23. 50
    Lawson56764@aol.com says:

    Lib/Dems voters are in denial if;they win Eastleigh then the country is doomed to become a minor ;territory of German ruled EU.

  24. 52
    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    Slightly off subject and scuse me for asking. But when he serenades his latest squeeze does Hoon intone

    “…I’m an Uptown. Uptempo Woman and you’re a Downtown.

    Downbeat. Guy.. “. ???


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