February 28th, 2013

Read the Full Hancock Dossier Ignored By Nick
LibDem MP Admitted Fondling Teenage Girl and Kept the Whip

The news that Mike Hancock is a sleaze-ball will not come as a surprise to regular Guido readers. We’ve been on the case of the self-confessed teen-fondler for years. Why were Nick and co not?

The evidence was always there and his pervy ways have been well documented by this website. The LibDems, even when contacted, have had their head in the sand. This dossier containing all of the text messages that Hancock sent to a vulnerable constituent was presumably put at the bottom of a pile somewhere in LibDem HQ. Hancock even went on the stand and admitted fondling a teenage girl and still managed to keep the whip. The spy saga was just the tip of the sleaze-berg.


  1. 1
    Lord Rennard says:

    You’ve been touched by
    You’ve been groped by
    A smooth liberal


    • 7
      Lib Dem dogger. says:

      Hey, I’ve just met you, and this is crazy, but you’re a Lib Dem, so grope me maybe!


    • 45
      newbie says:

      V funny your lordship!


    • 57
      Jimmy Savile says:

      I used to host a show like this on the BBC


      • 63
        Red Egg Millitit... National Socialist says:

        Which way to oblivion for the DimDems?

        Sex scandal brushed under the carpet, traitorous behaviour kicked into the long grass…. the political classes are without doubt odious Hunts !


    • 79
      Anonymong says:


      He’s definitely not shaven.


    • 97
      Sara says:

      Ok – this is bad enough but what about all of the Royal Navy documents that passed through Hancocks office?

      That commie perv suck up has betrayed his country.


      • 136
        Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

        The Libdems have their heads in the sand to my sexual proclivities because I, courtesy of my boys, are one of the biggest donors to the Party. Why do you think I have grimly hung on to the planning portfolio on Portsmouth City Council? My boys have to launder their I’ll gotten drug profits and property development has always been the way they do it. I provide the planning permissions, they make huge profits and hey presto everyone gets rich, including the grateful Party. Of course, also, we must not forget the protection I get from the Grand Master. Boaz.


        • 137
          Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Queen Street says:

          Jahbulon Handy. When are your boys going to give me the villa in Spain, just like yours? You promised and I am still waiting. Boaz.


          • Abdul Handycock Immigrant Trafficker says:

            Will get on to it as soon as I have processed the next batch of asylum seekers for my boys to house Grandf Master. The Border Agency are so slow you know, we could have taken thousands more if they had got more of a wriggle on. Boaz.


        • 139
          HRH Duke of Edinburgh says:

          When is this crook, pervert, spy and all round rotten egg going to be kicked out of Parliament and sent down for life. He must possess a lot of dirt on his peers to have survived this long. Her majesty is not at all amused. This country has gone to the dogs with perverts like him elected to the Commons.


  2. 2
    Hang The B@stards says:

    NICK CLEGG – Defender of the Sexual Predator

    As I have said before, Clegg will consistently turn a blind eye to this behavior. He obviously thinks its ok in public life.

    Enuff said !


  3. 3

    Will there ever be a good news day for lib dem?


  4. 4
    Residing in 96.99% white Merseyside says:

    I’ve read a lot about Handycock on this blog, but this is the first time I’ve heard of him liking the whip!


  5. 6
    SP4BS says:

    you know, it is actually legal to fondle a teenage girl.


  6. 8
  7. 10
    Nick Clegg says:

    I am so very very sorry, it was just a tiny, tiny, tiny cluster fuck.


  8. 14
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    What is his record like with cats Mr Guido ?

    I have not forgotten what that other Liberal MP got up to .

    They are all too disgusting and slimey for words.


  9. 17
    Traditional Joke says:

    I’ll be fecked if I join the Liberals.


  10. 22
    Alan Rusbridger, tumescent pianist says:

    Today I will be mostly playing See Me Touch Me Feel Me by The Who.


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    Handycock says:

    Here is the Lib Dems new Theme tune. Boaz


  13. 28
    keredybretsa says:

    Really one thinks Randy Handycock is a dreadful piece of stercoraceous!


  14. 30
    Perves Я Us says:

    Give us enough grope and we, the LibDems, will hang ourselves.


  15. 31
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Nick Clegg for Pope!


  16. 34
    Centre Parting says:

    Clegg going to the Aston Martin factory today to give away some of our money:

    1 Do Aston Martin need that kind of publicity?

    2 Just send the cheque and save the petrol.

    He’s swanning round doing nothing productive, as if nothing has happened.


  17. 36
    The European Union (Bring People Together) says:


  18. 39
    Seaside Sally says:

    In Hampshire anybody who joins the Libdems is automatically put on the sex offenders list ,it saves a lot of time later in court. Handycock is currently in his sick bed catching up on his reading, Confessions of a teeny fondler.


  19. 41
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Well, that’s it, then!
    Definitely needs to be given a peerage– that’s how you deal with the likes of him! We can’t have his sort in the Commons! What sort of farce do you think Parliament is, anyway, when an MP can use his position to chase women? It’s not only wrong, it shows he hasn’t paid attention to the way things have been going recently– chase BOYS, if you want to make sure things stay under the carpet!


  20. 44
    pissed off voter says:

    I think that lib/lab/con are horses from the same stable but, in the light of the last week or so, how could any decent person vote lib dem?


  21. 47
    pete says:

    Wha’s wrong with fondling 17 yr old girls?

    I’d do it myself if I got the chance.


  22. 56
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Can somebody from MI5, 6 or Special Branch please explain to us why this man’s head is not on a spike at Traitor’s Gate.

    [Do wonders for the tourist industry].


  23. 60
    Nuff Said says:

    Clegg is a self admitted serial shagger. FULL STOP.


  24. 62
    Ayn Rand says:

    This is delcious. There more self-righteous and eco-friendly the source of bombast about “equality” and “fairness”, the more the source turns out to be a tyrant and a bully.

    It turns out that was right all along. Lefties really are fascists in beards and knitted jumpers.


  25. 69
    Stokely Carmichael says:

    A woman’s place is underneath.


  26. 70
    Frederick Gideon Threepwood says:

    I have no problem going after the LibDems. What turns my stomach is all you hypocrites being happy to ignore the even greater crimes committed by members of other parties, especially Tories at the Elm Guest House. If you do not go after all the guilty then you are just as sick as they are.


  27. 71
    Ah! Monika says:

    Think big.

    A Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) finance manager will appear in court today charged with conspiracy to commit fraud over her alleged role in falsely claiming taxi expenses totalling at least £1 million.

    Lisa Burrows, 41, from Birmingham, and the other member of staff, who has not been named, work for CPS West Midlands and allegedly made false claims for witness care taxi services to the value of at least £1,000,000, the CPS said in a statement.


    • 76
      Everyone in Westminster says:

      Impressive. This woman could have gone far in the Civil Service. It is important, though, not to get caught until after your MBE.


  28. 75
    Show me a LibDem and I'll show you a Perv says:

    Oaten = Perv
    Hughes =Perv
    Huhne = Perverted Justice
    Hancock = Perv
    Thorpe = Perv
    Kennedy = Alchy
    Teather = Worse comedian than Alan Partridge
    Clegg = Shagged his chalet clients
    Cable = Vain
    Laws = Expenses cheat
    Tongue = Weired man, just weired
    Rennard = Perv
    Ashdown = Wife Cheater

    Any more?


  29. 86
    Just asking says:


    Are the LibDems also responsible for the outbreak of the Clap on the Parliamentary Estate you reported a while ago as well?


  30. 102
    Penfold says:

    Han(dy)cock is fortunate, none of the women that he has taken advantage off are Lib-Dem candidates or members, so the party doesn’t care, as its all his “private” life.
    In the light though, of the wriggling and writhing and angst that has been occasioned by Rennard now is of course the right time to raise Handycock and demand equality of action.

    Another by-election anyone?


  31. 103
    The Grand master, Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street says:

    I wish to let it be known that Brother Mike of Portsmouth is on the square and a travelling man. People should not seek to harm him in any way (if they know what is good for them). So mote it be. Jahbulon


  32. 105
    Casual Observer says:

    In Eastleigh, local issues are more dominant, particularly that housing development which is somewhat unpopular.


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    • 110
      Paniagua Dos says:

      Its net though so if 1.5 million indigenous fooked off to be replaced by 1.63 million imports it’s not a start, its the end.


    • 113
      Casual Observer says:

      But that reduction is more due to poor state of global economy, and international students are going elsewhere as they have figured out that UK is not worth the expense. US I think relaxed its visa rules recently, so many heading off their now.

      The Home Office have had no impact on this. Those that still come here are still primarily economic migrants without skills who are looking for benefits. That is what needs to be halted, and the only way to do it is by following the pattern used in US with properly manned border, quotas and deportation of those who are illegally here.


  34. 109
    Casual Observer says:

    It will be interesting after this by-election to find out from the Conservative candidate exactly what was going on with her ‘campaign’. It is highly irregular that she was kept away from hustings etc.


  35. 112
    Eastleigh says:

    Maybe keeping the whip has a different meaning to the lib-dems. As for Clegg ignoring what was happening would mean he thought he could ride out the storm if anything came out. Clegg and his close allies must have assessed the risks.
    Leaders of a party do know what’s going on, they don’t become the leader if not.


  36. 123
    S Hughes says:

    Another Cleggamity about to happen. I’ll be Top Man soon and will be giving my closed eyes interviews to all the media.


  37. 133
    Mike Hunt says:

    “The news that Mike Hancock is a sleaze-ball will not come as a surprise to regular Guido readers.”
    Not to anyone who has ever had dealings with him.
    Back in the early 90’s my wife and I (who were new to the area) ended up helping the local LDs (we were young and naive) in Romsey do a buffet for the then leader (Paddy Ashdown). All the women were told in no uncertain terms to watch out for Hancock and never to be alone with him.

    He was a dirty bastard then and he’s a dirty bastard now.


  38. 135
    Alas Smith and Jones says:

    LibDems make their way to the Central Lobby


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