Read the Full Hancock Dossier Ignored By Nick
LibDem MP Admitted Fondling Teenage Girl and Kept the Whip
The news that Mike Hancock is a sleaze-ball will not come as a surprise to regular Guido readers. We’ve been on the case of the self-confessed teen-fondler for years. Why were Nick and co not?
The evidence was always there and his pervy ways have been well documented by this website. The LibDems, even when contacted, have had their head in the sand. This dossier containing all of the text messages that Hancock sent to a vulnerable constituent was presumably put at the bottom of a pile somewhere in LibDem HQ. Hancock even went on the stand and admitted fondling a teenage girl and still managed to keep the whip. The spy saga was just the tip of the sleaze-berg.
You’ve been touched by
You’ve been groped by
A smooth liberal
Hee-hee
Hey, I’ve just met you, and this is crazy, but you’re a Lib Dem, so grope me maybe!
LOL! Comment of the day!
Everyone has always known of the LimpDumb strange persuasions and this has been going on for decades. Why is this suddenly news?
Filthy disgusting vile perverts. What’s wrong with young boys?
Now Guidos modding anything pointing out his failings. Wonder if his modders will be so protective of Guido when they know the truth.
Guido might lose some money!
Eastleigh by-election: Lib Dems ahead but Ukip has narrow chance of winning, analysts believe
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/ukip/9899528/Eastleigh-by-election-Lib-Dems-ahead-but-Ukip-has-narrow-chance-of-winning-analysts-believe.html
The Liberal Democrats, Tories and Ukip are all in with a chance of winning today’s crucial Eastleigh by-election, a new analysis has found.
Research by Survation, a polling company, concludes the Lib Dems are most likely to win but victory is far from certain.
You can feel me coming up your skirt tonight
Oh lord
I’ve been groping for this moment for all my life
Oh lord
Finnished with my politic career cos they wouldn’t let me grope her arse
People think I’m insane cos I am fondling all the time
One way or another
I’m gonna grope ya
I’m gonna touch ya touch ya touch ya
What’s-a-matter you, hey!! Gotta no respect. I only groped your bum. Why you look so sad? My bed is no so bad. It’s a nice-a place- ah shut uppa your face!!
On Handy
You came and you text without thinking
So they sent you away
Never mind, I’ll fondle someone like you
I wish nothing but the breast from you
Don’t forget me, I begged, I remember you said
Sometimes it lasts in coalition, but sometimes it hurts instead.
another pervert who looks like a pervert.
when will all this crazy crazy shite end?
Never, the political classes have it all wrapped up
V funny your lordship!
I seem to have an invisible touch, yeah
I reach on up
And grab right hold of your legs
I used to host a show like this on the BBC
Which way to oblivion for the DimDems?
Sex scandal brushed under the carpet, traitorous behaviour kicked into the long grass…. the political classes are without doubt odious Hunts !
Smooth?
He’s definitely not shaven.
Ok – this is bad enough but what about all of the Royal Navy documents that passed through Hancocks office?
That commie perv suck up has betrayed his country.
The Libdems have their heads in the sand to my sexual proclivities because I, courtesy of my boys, are one of the biggest donors to the Party. Why do you think I have grimly hung on to the planning portfolio on Portsmouth City Council? My boys have to launder their I’ll gotten drug profits and property development has always been the way they do it. I provide the planning permissions, they make huge profits and hey presto everyone gets rich, including the grateful Party. Of course, also, we must not forget the protection I get from the Grand Master. Boaz.
Jahbulon Handy. When are your boys going to give me the villa in Spain, just like yours? You promised and I am still waiting. Boaz.
Will get on to it as soon as I have processed the next batch of asylum seekers for my boys to house Grandf Master. The Border Agency are so slow you know, we could have taken thousands more if they had got more of a wriggle on. Boaz.
When is this crook, pervert, spy and all round rotten egg going to be kicked out of Parliament and sent down for life. He must possess a lot of dirt on his peers to have survived this long. Her majesty is not at all amused. This country has gone to the dogs with perverts like him elected to the Commons.
NICK CLEGG – Defender of the Sexual Predator
As I have said before, Clegg will consistently turn a blind eye to this behavior. He obviously thinks its ok in public life.
Enuff said !
Cloggy has been proven to be a liar so often now that nothing matters any more.
When he has to resign, or is thrown out in Hallam, or the coalition collapses, whichever comes first, he will happily get back on the Brussels gravy train whence he will continue to fuck up the UK.
We’ve got him flagged, he’ll get the call ‘smile for Langley’ don’t you worry!
You going after the entire Thatcher cabinet as well for shutting down the police enquiry into the Elm Guest House one day before they were to make 16 arrests including ministers and MPs?
And assuming the veracity of THAT statement to be accurate , it was followed by 13 glorious LieBore party years of doing sweet FA about it as well.
Pot, kettle – kettle, black.
They’re not known as the pervert’s party for nothing. From perverting the course of justice to perverting young boys – it’s all in a day’s work for a lib dem.
So half the Thatcher cabinet were LibDems?
Keep trying, fuckwit!
FGT – is Nonny still reaming your ringpiece, or have you two “Trolls with benefits” (or more likely, on them) moved on to torturing small animals and exposing yourselves to passers by?
Yet another example of the type of gut wrenching sickening behaviour that voting Lib Lab Con achieves by adopting a liberal socialist agenda and being a member of the ECHR.
This is what British people do now, in our country.
What is it in these British men’s cultural or social background that leads them to behave like this ? What the fcuk is it ?
It is an utter disgrace and I can only fear the sentences handed down will be a joke.
This country has to regain control and make a stand.
The LibLabCon policies will ONLY result in more of this.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2285385/Three-men-abducted-troubled-13-year-old-forced-sex-slave-plying-drugs.html
Not surprised!
Suran Uddin, 28
Mohammed Sheikh, 31
Hamza Ali, 38
All of Londonistan
The address for Hamza Ali is possibly fake. There is no Chilford Road in Waltham Forest as far as I am aware.
Must be Chingford Road.
Will there ever be a good news day for lib dem?
I’ve read a lot about Handycock on this blog, but this is the first time I’ve heard of him liking the whip!
This weirdo is on the drone strike list, just keep ‘em coming
Well bloody well get on with it – you must know where he lives.
you know, it is actually legal to fondle a teenage girl.
As long as it’s ‘non-specific’?
And in the background
Handycock taught me all the best moves!
boaz
Would you please tell Candice, Kayleigh, Roisin, Kelly-Ann and Madison cos none of them will give me the time of day?
Depends which side of 16 the teenager is and, if over 16, is willing.
The woman in question was 17.
Its as if that moral shock value is what we’re supposed to react to, like good little pavlov dogs. There’s more serious and subtle sides to all this stuff, but sod that eh? You might start to question other things.
The age of the toucher also is part of the moral argument.
An 88 year old groping a 17 year old is BAD regardless of what the law says for example.
Not in my experience, buddy!
Won’t be long until the bond bubble bursts.
http://www.foxbusiness.com/on-air/willis-report/blog/2013/01/28/bond-bubble-about-burst
Pop goes the weasel!
Pope goes, the weasel? Yes at 7pm local time tonight. What do you think all those men in frocks will be getting up to behind those locked doors?
I am so very very sorry, it was just a tiny, tiny, tiny cluster fuck.
What is his record like with cats Mr Guido ?
I have not forgotten what that other Liberal MP got up to .
They are all too disgusting and slimey for words.
Also I think it highly relevant how these Liberals behave towards dogs
how low down can you get
jack russell ?
Newt?
RIP Rinka
I’ll be fecked if I join the Liberals.
Do you think it acceptable behaviour in Liberal society to go around shooting other peoples’ dogs ?
The bearded veggies are happy enough dogging other people’s shoots.
Or just dogging!
Been out, so just caught up with that one Sir William.
*smiles out loud*
Today I will be mostly playing See Me Touch Me Feel Me by The Who.
Give us a blast of My Generation (didn’t know any different)
Or for Nick Clunk after 2015 – Who are you?
Nick Clegg ignored letters from lawyers over Cyril Smith.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/feb/27/nick-clegg-ignored-letters-lawyers-cyril-smith?CMP=twt_gu
Look maybe I was outside having a fag when these issues came up, how the hell do I know?
David Steele has questions to answer about Cyril Smith
All he seems to have done is spanked a few bare bottoms
And for Lib Dems that’s mandatory.
Impostor: I’m sure David Steel could spell his own name.
Actually one of the politicians for whom I have some respect.
Were they lovers then?
Both were of legal age surely, though of legal capacity is doubtful!
With respect, if you can’t outrun Cyril Smith, you deserve to be bummed!!
What chance have you got if he’s blocking your exit!!
Here is the Lib Dems new Theme tune. Boaz
Really one thinks Randy Handycock is a dreadful piece of stercoraceous!
Give us enough grope and we, the LibDems, will hang ourselves.
Nick Clegg for Pope!
Clegg going to the Aston Martin factory today to give away some of our money:
1 Do Aston Martin need that kind of publicity?
2 Just send the cheque and save the petrol.
He’s swanning round doing nothing productive, as if nothing has happened.
Typical politico behaviour.
Plus ca change…
huhne needs a getway car
If you say so. It does not look anything like 50,000 in those pictures, though.
In Hampshire anybody who joins the Libdems is automatically put on the sex offenders list ,it saves a lot of time later in court. Handycock is currently in his sick bed catching up on his reading, Confessions of a teeny fondler.
Well, that’s it, then!
Definitely needs to be given a peerage– that’s how you deal with the likes of him! We can’t have his sort in the Commons! What sort of farce do you think Parliament is, anyway, when an MP can use his position to chase women? It’s not only wrong, it shows he hasn’t paid attention to the way things have been going recently– chase BOYS, if you want to make sure things stay under the carpet!
I think that lib/lab/con are horses from the same stable but, in the light of the last week or so, how could any decent person vote lib dem?
Thank gropeness postal votes are so poorly supervised..
Wha’s wrong with fondling 17 yr old girls?
I’d do it myself if I got the chance.
Fancy a job?
Can somebody from MI5, 6 or Special Branch please explain to us why this man’s head is not on a spike at Traitor’s Gate.
[Do wonders for the tourist industry].
Because it would frighten off the ravens.
Clegg is a self admitted serial shagger. FULL STOP.
Well, he is a boaster. In my expereince people who claim to be having a lot of casual sex often aren’t.
fu*ked himself this time
This is delcious. There more self-righteous and eco-friendly the source of bombast about “equality” and “fairness”, the more the source turns out to be a tyrant and a bully.
It turns out that was right all along. Lefties really are fascists in beards and knitted jumpers.
Steady on, you are not supposed to tell people we are really National Socialist
That old argument is scraping the barrel.
ONENATHAN!!
A woman’s place is underneath.
I have no problem going after the LibDems. What turns my stomach is all you hypocrites being happy to ignore the even greater crimes committed by members of other parties, especially Tories at the Elm Guest House. If you do not go after all the guilty then you are just as sick as they are.
Ahh, that Zen sound of one hand wanking……..
I think thats you whilst looking at your kiddy porn,
Think big.
A Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) finance manager will appear in court today charged with conspiracy to commit fraud over her alleged role in falsely claiming taxi expenses totalling at least £1 million.
Lisa Burrows, 41, from Birmingham, and the other member of staff, who has not been named, work for CPS West Midlands and allegedly made false claims for witness care taxi services to the value of at least £1,000,000, the CPS said in a statement.
Impressive. This woman could have gone far in the Civil Service. It is important, though, not to get caught until after your MBE.
Oaten = Perv
Hughes =Perv
Huhne = Perverted Justice
Hancock = Perv
Thorpe = Perv
Kennedy = Alchy
Teather = Worse comedian than Alan Partridge
Clegg = Shagged his chalet clients
Cable = Vain
Laws = Expenses cheat
Tongue = Weired man, just weired
Rennard = Perv
Ashdown = Wife Cheater
Any more?
When you put it that way, Charles Kennedy seems like a safe pair of hands
comes to something when the safest option is/was a pisshead
You’d be an alky if you’d had to do Kennedy’s job.
We LibDems expect the voters to take everything lying down.
Charles happened to be very good at showing them how it should be done.
Churchill like a tipple or 12 every day, and he didn’t do a bad old job, as it turned out.
I’m hard to miss
Just as New Labour are the Party of buggery, thuggery and skulduggery
The Libdems are the party of groping, lying and thieving
What a sorry state of affairs…
But they won’t see it, these Lib DIMS.
Try this site it should answer you question.
http://liarsbuggersandthieves.blogspot.co.uk/2006_11_01_archive.html
Can’t believe you forgot Hemming.
Guido
Are the LibDems also responsible for the outbreak of the Clap on the Parliamentary Estate you reported a while ago as well?
That’s down to my gal Sal
Has she paid up that £50,000 twitter fine yet?
It will take her some time to earn that sort of cash. Especially if she’s still offering mates rates.
I pulled out of that line of business.
With the weight of history on his shoulders, Nick Clegg stood on the prow of his Lib Dem ship, put the telescope to his blind eye and confidently declared – “I see no tits!!”
The Clap is the nearest they’ll get to applause.
Han(dy)cock is fortunate, none of the women that he has taken advantage off are Lib-Dem candidates or members, so the party doesn’t care, as its all his “private” life.
In the light though, of the wriggling and writhing and angst that has been occasioned by Rennard now is of course the right time to raise Handycock and demand equality of action.
Another by-election anyone?
I wish to let it be known that Brother Mike of Portsmouth is on the square and a travelling man. People should not seek to harm him in any way (if they know what is good for them). So mote it be. Jahbulon
In Eastleigh, local issues are more dominant, particularly that housing development which is somewhat unpopular.
Up to their collective necks.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/9899509/Net-migration-falls-by-a-third.html
Its net though so if 1.5 million indigenous fooked off to be replaced by 1.63 million imports it’s not a start, its the end.
But that reduction is more due to poor state of global economy, and international students are going elsewhere as they have figured out that UK is not worth the expense. US I think relaxed its visa rules recently, so many heading off their now.
The Home Office have had no impact on this. Those that still come here are still primarily economic migrants without skills who are looking for benefits. That is what needs to be halted, and the only way to do it is by following the pattern used in US with properly manned border, quotas and deportation of those who are illegally here.
“Their now”? or never.
It will be interesting after this by-election to find out from the Conservative candidate exactly what was going on with her ‘campaign’. It is highly irregular that she was kept away from hustings etc.
Casual question.
What was the etc.?
Maybe keeping the whip has a different meaning to the lib-dems. As for Clegg ignoring what was happening would mean he thought he could ride out the storm if anything came out. Clegg and his close allies must have assessed the risks.
Leaders of a party do know what’s going on, they don’t become the leader if not.
Another Cleggamity about to happen. I’ll be Top Man soon and will be giving my closed eyes interviews to all the media.
“The news that Mike Hancock is a sleaze-ball will not come as a surprise to regular Guido readers.”
Not to anyone who has ever had dealings with him.
Back in the early 90′s my wife and I (who were new to the area) ended up helping the local LDs (we were young and naive) in Romsey do a buffet for the then leader (Paddy Ashdown). All the women were told in no uncertain terms to watch out for Hancock and never to be alone with him.
He was a dirty bastard then and he’s a dirty bastard now.
LibDems make their way to the Central Lobby