February 28th, 2013

Read the Full Hancock Dossier Ignored By Nick
LibDem MP Admitted Fondling Teenage Girl and Kept the Whip

The news that Mike Hancock is a sleaze-ball will not come as a surprise to regular Guido readers. We’ve been on the case of the self-confessed teen-fondler for years. Why were Nick and co not?

The evidence was always there and his pervy ways have been well documented by this website. The LibDems, even when contacted, have had their head in the sand. This dossier containing all of the text messages that Hancock sent to a vulnerable constituent was presumably put at the bottom of a pile somewhere in LibDem HQ. Hancock even went on the stand and admitted fondling a teenage girl and still managed to keep the whip. The spy saga was just the tip of the sleaze-berg.


  1. 1
    Lord Rennard says:

    You’ve been touched by
    You’ve been groped by
    A smooth liberal

  2. 2
    Hang The B@stards says:

    NICK CLEGG – Defender of the Sexual Predator

    As I have said before, Clegg will consistently turn a blind eye to this behavior. He obviously thinks its ok in public life.

    Enuff said !

  3. 3

    Will there ever be a good news day for lib dem?

  4. 4
    Residing in 96.99% white Merseyside says:

    I’ve read a lot about Handycock on this blog, but this is the first time I’ve heard of him liking the whip!

  5. 5
    Peter Grimes says:

    Cloggy has been proven to be a liar so often now that nothing matters any more.

    When he has to resign, or is thrown out in Hallam, or the coalition collapses, whichever comes first, he will happily get back on the Brussels gravy train whence he will continue to fuck up the UK.

  6. 6
    SP4BS says:

    you know, it is actually legal to fondle a teenage girl.

  7. 7
    Lib Dem dogger. says:

    Hey, I’ve just met you, and this is crazy, but you’re a Lib Dem, so grope me maybe!

  8. 8
  9. 9
    P l e b says:

    As long as it’s ‘non-specific’?

  10. 10
    Nick Clegg says:

    I am so very very sorry, it was just a tiny, tiny, tiny cluster fuck.

  11. 11
    Nick Clegg says:

    And in the background

  12. 12
    Good one says:

    LOL! Comment of the day!

  13. 13
    Randy Rennard says:

    Handycock taught me all the best moves!


  14. 14
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    What is his record like with cats Mr Guido ?

    I have not forgotten what that other Liberal MP got up to .

    They are all too disgusting and slimey for words.

  15. 15
    Putr1d, spiteful Labour ruined my Country says:

    Everyone has always known of the LimpDumb strange persuasions and this has been going on for decades. Why is this suddenly news?

  16. 16
    Lord Rennard says:

    You can feel me coming up your skirt tonight
    Oh lord
    I’ve been groping for this moment for all my life
    Oh lord

  17. 17
    Traditional Joke says:

    I’ll be fecked if I join the Liberals.

  18. 18
    The People's Drone says:

    We’ve got him flagged, he’ll get the call ‘smile for Langley’ don’t you worry!

  19. 19
    The People's Drone says:

    This weirdo is on the drone strike list, just keep ‘em coming

  20. 20
    Teenage Boy says:

    Would you please tell Candice, Kayleigh, Roisin, Kelly-Ann and Madison cos none of them will give me the time of day?

  21. 21
    Rinka Scott says:

    Also I think it highly relevant how these Liberals behave towards dogs

  22. 22
    Alan Rusbridger, tumescent pianist says:

    Today I will be mostly playing See Me Touch Me Feel Me by The Who.

  23. 23
    Lost in Clacton says:

    Do you think it acceptable behaviour in Liberal society to go around shooting other peoples’ dogs ?

  24. 24
    Lord Rennard says:

    One way or another
    I’m gonna grope ya
    I’m gonna touch ya touch ya touch ya

  25. 25
  26. 26
    Handycock says:

    Here is the Lib Dems new Theme tune. Boaz

  27. 27
    Sir William Wade says:

    The bearded veggies are happy enough dogging other people’s shoots.

  28. 28
    keredybretsa says:

    Really one thinks Randy Handycock is a dreadful piece of stercoraceous!

  29. 29
    Nick Clegg says:

    Look maybe I was outside having a fag when these issues came up, how the hell do I know?

  30. 30
    Perves Я Us says:

    Give us enough grope and we, the LibDems, will hang ourselves.

  31. 31
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Nick Clegg for Pope!

  32. 32
    Lib Dem dogger. says:

    What’s-a-matter you, hey!! Gotta no respect. I only groped your bum. Why you look so sad? My bed is no so bad. It’s a nice-a place- ah shut uppa your face!!

  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    They’re not known as the pervert’s party for nothing. From perverting the course of justice to perverting young boys – it’s all in a day’s work for a lib dem.

  34. 34
    Centre Parting says:

    Clegg going to the Aston Martin factory today to give away some of our money:

    1 Do Aston Martin need that kind of publicity?

    2 Just send the cheque and save the petrol.

    He’s swanning round doing nothing productive, as if nothing has happened.

  35. 35
    P l e b says:

    David Steele has questions to answer about Cyril Smith

  36. 36
    The European Union (Bring People Together) says:

  37. 37
    Lib Dem dogger. says:

    Or just dogging!

  38. 38
    the one they call stump grinder says:

    another pervert who looks like a pervert.

    when will all this crazy crazy shite end?

  39. 39
    Seaside Sally says:

    In Hampshire anybody who joins the Libdems is automatically put on the sex offenders list ,it saves a lot of time later in court. Handycock is currently in his sick bed catching up on his reading, Confessions of a teeny fondler.

  40. 40
    David Steele says:

    All he seems to have done is spanked a few bare bottoms

  41. 41
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Well, that’s it, then!
    Definitely needs to be given a peerage– that’s how you deal with the likes of him! We can’t have his sort in the Commons! What sort of farce do you think Parliament is, anyway, when an MP can use his position to chase women? It’s not only wrong, it shows he hasn’t paid attention to the way things have been going recently– chase BOYS, if you want to make sure things stay under the carpet!

  42. 42
    Lord Noncealot says:

    Filthy disgusting vile perverts. What’s wrong with young boys?

  43. 43
    Con Artists says:

    Yet another example of the type of gut wrenching sickening behaviour that voting Lib Lab Con achieves by adopting a liberal socialist agenda and being a member of the ECHR.

    This is what British people do now, in our country.

    What is it in these British men’s cultural or social background that leads them to behave like this ? What the fcuk is it ?

    It is an utter disgrace and I can only fear the sentences handed down will be a joke.

    This country has to regain control and make a stand.

    The LibLabCon policies will ONLY result in more of this.


  44. 44
    pissed off voter says:

    I think that lib/lab/con are horses from the same stable but, in the light of the last week or so, how could any decent person vote lib dem?

  45. 45
    newbie says:

    V funny your lordship!

  46. 46
    Perves Я Us says:

    Thank gropeness postal votes are so poorly supervised..

  47. 47
    pete says:

    Wha’s wrong with fondling 17 yr old girls?

    I’d do it myself if I got the chance.

  48. 48
    Lord Rennard says:

    On Handy
    You came and you text without thinking
    So they sent you away

  49. 49
    Lib Dem dogger. says:

    With respect, if you can’t outrun Cyril Smith, you deserve to be bummed!!

  50. 50
    WVM says:

    Pop goes the weasel!

  51. 51
    Nick Clegg says:

    Fancy a job?

  52. 52
    Lord Rennard says:

    I seem to have an invisible touch, yeah
    I reach on up
    And grab right hold of your legs

  53. 53
    Curly says:

    Well bloody well get on with it – you must know where he lives.

  54. 54
    No Conscience says:

    Typical politico behaviour.

  55. 55
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Plus ca change…

  56. 56
    Catty Comment (Ms) says:

    Can somebody from MI5, 6 or Special Branch please explain to us why this man’s head is not on a spike at Traitor’s Gate.

    [Do wonders for the tourist industry].

  57. 57
    Jimmy Savile says:

    I used to host a show like this on the BBC

  58. 58
    Feel the Enrichment says:

    Not surprised!

    Suran Uddin, 28
    Mohammed Sheikh, 31
    Hamza Ali, 38

    All of Londonistan

  59. 59
    Matilda the Methodist says:

    Pope goes, the weasel? Yes at 7pm local time tonight. What do you think all those men in frocks will be getting up to behind those locked doors?

  60. 60
    Nuff Said says:

    Clegg is a self admitted serial shagger. FULL STOP.

  61. 61
    Frederick Gideon Threepwood says:

    Now Guidos modding anything pointing out his failings. Wonder if his modders will be so protective of Guido when they know the truth.

  62. 62
    Ayn Rand says:

    This is delcious. There more self-righteous and eco-friendly the source of bombast about “equality” and “fairness”, the more the source turns out to be a tyrant and a bully.

    It turns out that was right all along. Lefties really are fascists in beards and knitted jumpers.

  63. 63
    Red Egg Millitit... National Socialist says:

    Which way to oblivion for the DimDems?

    Sex scandal brushed under the carpet, traitorous behaviour kicked into the long grass…. the political classes are without doubt odious Hunts !

  64. 64
    Frederick Gideon Threepwood says:

    You going after the entire Thatcher cabinet as well for shutting down the police enquiry into the Elm Guest House one day before they were to make 16 arrests including ministers and MPs?

  65. 65
    Frederick Gideon Threepwood says:

    So half the Thatcher cabinet were LibDems?

  66. 66
    Red Egg Millitit... National Socialist says:

    Never, the political classes have it all wrapped up :)

  67. 67
    Everyone in Chingford says:

    The address for Hamza Ali is possibly fake. There is no Chilford Road in Waltham Forest as far as I am aware.

  68. 68
    Ayn Rand says:

    huhne needs a getway car

  69. 69
    Stokely Carmichael says:

    A woman’s place is underneath.

  70. 70
    Frederick Gideon Threepwood says:

    I have no problem going after the LibDems. What turns my stomach is all you hypocrites being happy to ignore the even greater crimes committed by members of other parties, especially Tories at the Elm Guest House. If you do not go after all the guilty then you are just as sick as they are.

  71. 71
    Ah! Monika says:

    Think big.

    A Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) finance manager will appear in court today charged with conspiracy to commit fraud over her alleged role in falsely claiming taxi expenses totalling at least £1 million.

    Lisa Burrows, 41, from Birmingham, and the other member of staff, who has not been named, work for CPS West Midlands and allegedly made false claims for witness care taxi services to the value of at least £1,000,000, the CPS said in a statement.

  72. 72
    The Quite One says:

    Well, he is a boaster. In my expereince people who claim to be having a lot of casual sex often aren’t.

  73. 73
    Nonny Mouse says:

    Guido might lose some money!

    Eastleigh by-election: Lib Dems ahead but Ukip has narrow chance of winning, analysts believe


    The Liberal Democrats, Tories and Ukip are all in with a chance of winning today’s crucial Eastleigh by-election, a new analysis has found.

    Research by Survation, a polling company, concludes the Lib Dems are most likely to win but victory is far from certain.

  74. 74
    Red Egg Millitit... National Socialist says:

    Steady on, you are not supposed to tell people we are really National Socialist :)

  75. 75
    Show me a LibDem and I'll show you a Perv says:

    Oaten = Perv
    Hughes =Perv
    Huhne = Perverted Justice
    Hancock = Perv
    Thorpe = Perv
    Kennedy = Alchy
    Teather = Worse comedian than Alan Partridge
    Clegg = Shagged his chalet clients
    Cable = Vain
    Laws = Expenses cheat
    Tongue = Weired man, just weired
    Rennard = Perv
    Ashdown = Wife Cheater

    Any more?

  76. 76
    Everyone in Westminster says:

    Impressive. This woman could have gone far in the Civil Service. It is important, though, not to get caught until after your MBE.

  77. 77
    Lightbulb says:

    When you put it that way, Charles Kennedy seems like a safe pair of hands

  78. 78
    disgusting sex pests says:

    how low down can you get

  79. 79
    Anonymong says:


    He’s definitely not shaven.

  80. 80
    Ma­qboul says:

    Depends which side of 16 the teenager is and, if over 16, is willing.

  81. 81
    local vet says:

    jack russell ?

  82. 82
    Ex-Selohesra says:

    Finnished with my politic career cos they wouldn’t let me grope her arse
    People think I’m insane cos I am fondling all the time

  83. 83
    Ma­qboul says:

    Because it would frighten off the ravens.

  84. 84
    PissedasaParrot says:

    comes to something when the safest option is/was a pisshead

  85. 85
    Big Cyril says:

    I’m hard to miss

  86. 86
    Just asking says:


    Are the LibDems also responsible for the outbreak of the Clap on the Parliamentary Estate you reported a while ago as well?

  87. 87
    SP4BS says:

    The woman in question was 17.

    Its as if that moral shock value is what we’re supposed to react to, like good little pavlov dogs. There’s more serious and subtle sides to all this stuff, but sod that eh? You might start to question other things.

  88. 88

    Give us a blast of My Generation (didn’t know any different)

  89. 89
    Lol says:

    You’d be an alky if you’d had to do Kennedy’s job.

  90. 90

    And for Lib Dems that’s mandatory.

  91. 91
    Hansard reporter says:

    Just as New Labour are the Party of buggery, thuggery and skulduggery

    The Libdems are the party of groping, lying and thieving

    What a sorry state of affairs…

  92. 92
    Perves Я Us says:

    We LibDems expect the voters to take everything lying down.
    Charles happened to be very good at showing them how it should be done.

  93. 93
    Big Johnny Bercowitz says:

    That’s down to my gal Sal

  94. 94
    Peter Grimes says:

    Keep trying, fuckwit!

  95. 95

    That old argument is scraping the barrel.

  96. 96
    Anonymous says:

    fu*ked himself this time :)

  97. 97
    Sara says:

    Ok – this is bad enough but what about all of the Royal Navy documents that passed through Hancocks office?

    That commie perv suck up has betrayed his country.

  98. 98
    Lib Dem dogger. says:

    With the weight of history on his shoulders, Nick Clegg stood on the prow of his Lib Dem ship, put the telescope to his blind eye and confidently declared – “I see no tits!!”

  99. 99

    Never mind, I’ll fondle someone like you
    I wish nothing but the breast from you
    Don’t forget me, I begged, I remember you said
    Sometimes it lasts in coalition, but sometimes it hurts instead.

  100. 100
    Peter Grimes says:

    Were they lovers then?

    Both were of legal age surely, though of legal capacity is doubtful!

  101. 101

    Has she paid up that £50,000 twitter fine yet?

    It will take her some time to earn that sort of cash. Especially if she’s still offering mates rates.

  102. 102
    Penfold says:

    Han(dy)cock is fortunate, none of the women that he has taken advantage off are Lib-Dem candidates or members, so the party doesn’t care, as its all his “private” life.
    In the light though, of the wriggling and writhing and angst that has been occasioned by Rennard now is of course the right time to raise Handycock and demand equality of action.

    Another by-election anyone?

  103. 103
    The Grand master, Grand Lodge, Great Queen Street says:

    I wish to let it be known that Brother Mike of Portsmouth is on the square and a travelling man. People should not seek to harm him in any way (if they know what is good for them). So mote it be. Jahbulon

  104. 104
    Ah! Monika says:

    The Clap is the nearest they’ll get to applause.

  105. 105
    Casual Observer says:

    In Eastleigh, local issues are more dominant, particularly that housing development which is somewhat unpopular.

  106. 106
  107. 107
    Vote UKIP says:

    Up to their collective necks.

  108. 108
    Paniagua Dos says:

    The age of the toucher also is part of the moral argument.
    An 88 year old groping a 17 year old is BAD regardless of what the law says for example.

  109. 109
    Casual Observer says:

    It will be interesting after this by-election to find out from the Conservative candidate exactly what was going on with her ‘campaign’. It is highly irregular that she was kept away from hustings etc.

  110. 110
    Paniagua Dos says:

    Its net though so if 1.5 million indigenous fooked off to be replaced by 1.63 million imports it’s not a start, its the end.

  111. 111
    Beardie says:

    I pulled out of that line of business.

  112. 112
    Eastleigh says:

    Maybe keeping the whip has a different meaning to the lib-dems. As for Clegg ignoring what was happening would mean he thought he could ride out the storm if anything came out. Clegg and his close allies must have assessed the risks.
    Leaders of a party do know what’s going on, they don’t become the leader if not.

  113. 113
    Casual Observer says:

    But that reduction is more due to poor state of global economy, and international students are going elsewhere as they have figured out that UK is not worth the expense. US I think relaxed its visa rules recently, so many heading off their now.

    The Home Office have had no impact on this. Those that still come here are still primarily economic migrants without skills who are looking for benefits. That is what needs to be halted, and the only way to do it is by following the pattern used in US with properly manned border, quotas and deportation of those who are illegally here.

  114. 114
    Hamish says:

    Been out, so just caught up with that one Sir William.
    *smiles out loud*

  115. 115

    And assuming the veracity of THAT statement to be accurate , it was followed by 13 glorious LieBore party years of doing sweet FA about it as well.

    Pot, kettle – kettle, black.

  116. 116
    Ah! Monika says:

    Casual question.

    What was the etc.?

  117. 117
    Hamish says:

    Impostor: I’m sure David Steel could spell his own name.
    Actually one of the politicians for whom I have some respect.

  118. 118

    FGT – is Nonny still reaming your ringpiece, or have you two “Trolls with benefits” (or more likely, on them) moved on to torturing small animals and exposing yourselves to passers by?

  119. 119

    Not in my experience, buddy!

  120. 120
  121. 121

    Or for Nick Clunk after 2015 – Who are you?

  122. 122
    Hamish says:

    “Their now”? or never.

  123. 123
    S Hughes says:

    Another Cleggamity about to happen. I’ll be Top Man soon and will be giving my closed eyes interviews to all the media.

  124. 124
  125. 125
    Bodycount for democracy says:

    If you say so. It does not look anything like 50,000 in those pictures, though.

  126. 126
  127. 127
    Hansard Reader says:

    But they won’t see it, these Lib DIMS.

  128. 128
    Slobberdown Menob says:

    Try this site it should answer you question.


  129. 129

    Churchill like a tipple or 12 every day, and he didn’t do a bad old job, as it turned out.

  130. 130
    Archibald The Dog says:

    RIP Rinka

  131. 131
    Jimmy says:

    Can’t believe you forgot Hemming.

  132. 132
    Walford says:

    Must be Chingford Road.

  133. 133
    Mike Hunt says:

    “The news that Mike Hancock is a sleaze-ball will not come as a surprise to regular Guido readers.”
    Not to anyone who has ever had dealings with him.
    Back in the early 90’s my wife and I (who were new to the area) ended up helping the local LDs (we were young and naive) in Romsey do a buffet for the then leader (Paddy Ashdown). All the women were told in no uncertain terms to watch out for Hancock and never to be alone with him.

    He was a dirty bastard then and he’s a dirty bastard now.

  134. 134
    Frederick Gideon Threepwood says:

    I think thats you whilst looking at your kiddy porn,

  135. 135
    Alas Smith and Jones says:

    LibDems make their way to the Central Lobby

  136. 136
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    The Libdems have their heads in the sand to my sexual proclivities because I, courtesy of my boys, are one of the biggest donors to the Party. Why do you think I have grimly hung on to the planning portfolio on Portsmouth City Council? My boys have to launder their I’ll gotten drug profits and property development has always been the way they do it. I provide the planning permissions, they make huge profits and hey presto everyone gets rich, including the grateful Party. Of course, also, we must not forget the protection I get from the Grand Master. Boaz.

  137. 137
    Grand Master, Grand Lodge, Queen Street says:

    Jahbulon Handy. When are your boys going to give me the villa in Spain, just like yours? You promised and I am still waiting. Boaz.

  138. 138
    Abdul Handycock Immigrant Trafficker says:

    Will get on to it as soon as I have processed the next batch of asylum seekers for my boys to house Grandf Master. The Border Agency are so slow you know, we could have taken thousands more if they had got more of a wriggle on. Boaz.

  139. 139
    HRH Duke of Edinburgh says:

    When is this crook, pervert, spy and all round rotten egg going to be kicked out of Parliament and sent down for life. He must possess a lot of dirt on his peers to have survived this long. Her majesty is not at all amused. This country has gone to the dogs with perverts like him elected to the Commons.

  140. 140
    Halibut Hall says:

    What chance have you got if he’s blocking your exit!!

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