February 28th, 2013

Knowledge Is Great


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    joolz says:

    why has he not worked out that nobody likes or wants to hear from him.

    please lose today and the resign as your as usefull as a chocolate fire guard.

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    Col Nut says:

    What does he know about cacti?

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    Red Egg Millitit... National Socialist says:

    Any betting on Cleggy and the other DimDems doing the right thing and resigning en masse ? :)

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    shansshellur of th' eggsshekker says:

    did Cleggover have a run in with some cactus plants?

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    Not a fan of the IRA says:

    “Labour candidate John O’Farrell cannot vote today as he doesn’t live in teh constituency, but he has been out and about trying to drum up some last minute support.”


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    Breaking News says:

    Nick Clegg apparently warned time and time again about the laissez faire attitude of Nick Clegg but chose to ignore.

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    Col Nut says:

    It’s a burning question

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    Sigmund Freud says:

    I think his problem is an inability to come to terms with being born a human.

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    Ed Miliband says:

    With all due respect, you are scraping the barrel quoting the BBC!

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Ignorance is strength.

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    genghiz the kahn says:

    Ignorantia juris non excusat

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    Big sweaty arsebandit says:

    Ed was scraping the barrel with O’Farrell

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    His Holiness Saint Clegg of clusterfuck says:

    Two faced you say?? Listen sweet cheeks, I’ve got so many faces its like I’m being refracted through the lens of a fly onto a giant picture of my face, hanging in a hall of mirrors!

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    Nick Clegg says:

    It’s caused ‘plausible deniability’ and I have it in spades thanks to my 15 SpAds

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    His Holiness Saint Clegg of clusterfuck says:

    Ignoramus et bullshitticus!

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    keredybretsa says:

    Nick is declared as a Alzheimer-Free Zone!

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    Casual Observer says:

    So in Eastleigh are we going to see a Lib Dem landslide based on postal proxy fraud, like as happened in 2004 / Lancashire ?

    What are the bookies odds on that happening ?

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    I Infamously Trolled The Economist Magazine says:

    Miriam Clegg has more fire in her than him.

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    The Knowledge says:

    I ‘ad that Clegg geezer in the back of my cab.

    Screamed like a baby until I had finished.

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    15 April 2010...A Night to Remember says:

    How very different from those sunny days of hope in April 2010…when Clegg achieved the impossible by out-bullshitting Cameron and the LibDems were on 30%…..

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    Jimmy says:

    Only the government’s resignation will suffice now.

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    John Spooner says:

    I like an honest chap who calls a spad a spad.

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    Casual Observer says:

    2011 / Liverpool similar election fraud involving Lib Dems:


    ‘The regularity with which Nick Clegg’s internal critics run into “problems” is quite remarkable.’

    Interesting way to finish that article, considering what is publicly known now.

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    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    I agree Jimmy. The country’s imploding with these goons in charge.

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    His Holiness Saint Clegg of clusterfuck says:

    I’m liberal from the tip of my bell end to the bottom of my scrotum!

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    They call you "Nickers," 'coz you're pants, says:

    As opposed to the way the 30 women with whom you’ve had affairs (prior to your marriage, of course!) giving you a certain amount of deniability in quite another sphere of your life?

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    He wants you to come says:

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    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    The Tories are in power only because of the Liberals. The Liberals are thoroughly discredited.

    General Election now.

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    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    Meanwhile Ireland does something uncharacteristically sensible…


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    Reverend Spooner says:

    I like a chonest hap who spalls a cad a cad.

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    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    The Save the NHS campaign calls Sir David Nicholson, the man with no shame.
    So what does that make labour’s Andy Burnham?

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    Point of Information says:

    Are the Lib Dems incapable of winning without cheating ?


    That was 2003 / Bristol, when Lib Dem J0hn Astl3y was jailed for vote rigging. At the time he was already in jail for offences related to child p0rnography.

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    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    And the alternative is?

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    Point of Information says:

    And Astl3y was arrested in Holland:


    Doesn’t Clegg hail from there ?

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    Lard Rennault says:

    I’ll give you one to one

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    Paniagua Dos says:

    But do not forget …

    Labour are out of power only because of Labour

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    Nick the Horsefly says:

    My prick’s on fire.

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    Will says:

    lets have your fantasy if cameron did say lets have an election and lost do you reckon that labour would have to deal with a sterling crisis the stockmarket falling dramatically and businesses deciding not to invest.
    Labour got us into this mess and trying to sort it out is going to be a tough job however in power.

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    Sir William Wade says:

    Cute enough to eat.

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    Andy Burn-them says:

    The butcher of England!!!

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    The Grim Reaper says:

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    old SHEP says:

    It’s not only Andy’s mascara that’s running now.

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    Grim reapers accountant says:

    Andy ‘bitch slayer’ Burham has been my most productive servant on your so called Earth Planet!!

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    Will says:

    gawd imagine if nick clegg had shacke up with gordon brown, he would have been shafted by now, labour would have spent money like a sailor on shore leave, giving out iou’s to be paid back sometime in the future.

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    Console yourself with labour’s poor showing in Eastleigh, Jimmy, that at least the spinners will stop the shallow cabinet spouting that ONE-NEIGHSION! crap for a week or two.

    How about a day’s truce?

    We can all lay into the real enemy, the Lib Dems, instead.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    No government. The civil service will carry on running the country as they normally do.

    We probably wouldn’t notice except most of the papers would have nothing to write about & this blog would no longer exist.

    Belgium managed for was it 18 months & the sky did not fall in.

    I would miss shouting liar several times a day though.

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    Finn Gerinthedyke says:

    He’ll certainly never reign.

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    David Lloyd George says:

    Amateurs, the lot of them! Go for a bit of class, boyo, go for comfort and style as I did!

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    Nicholas Cleggleby says:

    Knowledge is great – but not as great as having a wank at conference!

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    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    And of course we’re not in more debt because of Osborne’s ‘policies’?

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    Moussa Koussa's pet meerkat says:

    And if there was a General Election today Labour would win with a majority.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Can just hear the other benches humming ” Roll out the Barrel ” next time Miliband makes his way into the House.

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    Paniagua Dos says:

    I think it would be Brown who would have shafted himself with some Pistorius type event when the red mist descended just to far.

    In an ideal world he would have taken Clegg out at the same time.

    One can dream

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    The Right Honourable George Osborne Mp says:

    I think we’ve got a very clear message, a loud and clear message that Britain cannot let up in dealing with its debts, dealing with its problems, cannot let up in making sure that Britain can pay its way in the world.

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    The Court of Public Opinion says:

    A fugitive

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    Paniagua Dos says:

    Maybe but not for long. Babybio are all out of mystical, magical money tree food.

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    Andy Burnhams Scythe Sharpening Service says:

    I cannot wait mwah, mwah, mwah.

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    Person from Porlock says:

    The enemy of my enemy is my friend?

    In Jimmy’s case maybe. But the logic is not good.

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    SP4BS says:

    Step back from your political preferences and think.

    Actually, if a constrained and sensible Dariling-esque party had been in power, there would be bugger all difference. unless you were a Badger or Toby Young.

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    old SHEP says:

    Death of rats needed, (Terry Prachett),

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    Jimmy says:

    Sterling’s trading at 1.16. Define “crisis”

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    Knob spotter says:

    I’ve a shit day but thanks mate, comedy gold.

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    Sir Roll Pederast says:

    Oh come on. these guys come from a long lineage of pederasts, pedos, fiddlers and Handycocks.

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    Harold Wilson says:

    The pound in your pocket is still fine?

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    Saddam Hussein says:

    Throughout all my years as President I never received one complaint about my behaviour.

    And look what happened to me.

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    Anonymous says:

    Take a look at the immigration figures.

    155,000 British are voting with their feet and leaving the UK. This is up from the low of 128,000 at the time of the election but below the 207,000 in 2006.

    76,000 British returned to the UK. This is falling since a maximum at the election time of 97,000 (Obviously hope was high). The last minimum was 2007 of 74,000.

    So it is as pointless to return to the UK as it was in 2007. The motivation to leave is increasing but still not at the 2006 values. But hardly comparable since we have no housing boom which limits the people selling up and flying away.

    The actual number of non-British arriving is 439,000. That is a queue of approx 1.2km every day of the year. How do the services cope with that many new people to a unfamiliar new system? Free movement actually costs a lot, but we pay not them.

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    SP4BS says:

    Surely you don’t trust the judgement of the markets Jim?
    They’re part sheep, part shark, but mainly cock.

    Not as bad as (forget which christmas) where the rate on the ferry was £1 to €1

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    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    >no housing boom

    I think you mean crash in affordability. Asset prices increasing above wage rises is never an economic good.

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    b+ says:

    Who’s who in WW2

    – Hitler – Blair
    – Himmler – Balls
    – Goering – Prescott
    – Churchill -Boris
    – Chamberlain – Cameron
    – Stalin – Brown
    – Mussolini – Clegg
    – Badoglio -Cable
    – Reynaud – Osborne
    – Roosevelt – Obama
    – Molotov – Darling
    – Wingate – Farage
    – Tojo – Lucas

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    Hans Feet says:

    They fear Farage at this game.

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    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    Gordon Brown is the Cause.
    Gordon Brown is an MP
    MP’s are immune from the law.
    Gordon Brown will not be prosecuted for causing the economic crisis.

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    Tones mate Muammar Gaddafi says:

    Nor me

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    Bliar is a lying cnut says:

    Good to see the lying Tony Bliar all stressed out on Newsnight. Typical warmongering LabLibConner

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    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    The NHS killed 3000 via neglect! It needs saving like ebola does.

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    Jimmy says:

    Well he may not win, but I suspect he’s sold a few books on the back of it. He even got his own personal smear at PMQs.

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    Anonymong says:

    Giving out IOUs… It’s been happening for years, doesn’t matter one jot what colour rosette they’re wearing in Downing Street.

    They’re called Gilts.

    It matters not who is upon the throne of England, as long as I control its money.

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    I can’t believe that slot faced cow, Cherie Blair has accepted a CBE from the Queen!!!!

    Slot face can’t stand the monarchy – what a fucking hypocrite

    Did Slot face wear a hat and did she curtsy?

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    Nicholas Cleggleby says:

    Me, Cameron and minibrain will Balkanise you til you bleed kebab juice! I will not rest until I have bred my army of super fit foreign sex offenders. Then the might of the Lib Dems will shine like a jizz puddle reflected on a moonlit moor!

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    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    Our corrupt “civil” “servants” seem to run the country already whatever politicians seem to do.

    They also need a massive clear out. Full of oxbridge fluff who’ve never worked in a real job (one with customers).

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    Polly Beeboid says:

    It should have been me!

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    Tone says:

    Remember those photos of me schmoozing Gadaffi ?

    I am a duplicitous self-serving greedy lying bastard.

    Come on Kaffy Licks, make me Pope

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    SP4BS says:

    Boris is more like DeGaul than Churchill.

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    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    Politics should be used as a vehicle for personal enrichment?

    Wow,you are still new/Zanu Labour.

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    Jimmy says:

    They still have another two years.

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    Point of Information says:

    MPs are not immune from the law.

    Chris Huhne is most recent example.

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    Anonymong says:

    And within months would be on the beg to IMF.

    Denis Healey ain’t dead yet baby.

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    Anonymous says:

    I mean the instantaneous ability in 2008 to cash in a house and buy a future that no other generation has been able to do. These were retired people and had no wage. They just had a differential asset price w.r.t. the overseas house price. The excess was then supposed to fund the lifestyle.

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    Netocracy better than Democracy says:

    The net will prevail.

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    One thing ALL 3 main parties were agreed on May 2010....Brown HAD to go says:

    Clegg would never have gone into coalition with Brown whom he cordially detested…..equally Labour were desperate to get rid of Brown.They knew that he would never go of his volition so a “coalition” of LibDems and Labour after the election in 2010 were agreed on only ONE thing Brown HAD to go

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    Labour says:


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    She’s a barrister, ffs! Money first! Titles bring money and prestige. She doesn’t care if she likes anything/anyone or not – she LOVES money.

    (Well dat’s a little clue Father Ted – what your getting for dinner LOVES pheasant as well!)

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    We're awri.i.i.ii.gh...t I say we'r awrii...ii.ght !! says:

    NOT so sure on THAT..elections are funny things.The more people scrutinised Labour’s policies on the economy the more they would probably decide to NOT vote for them as Kinnock discovered in 1992….the election where Labour were odds on favourites to win and to every commentators surprise Major won instead

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    Lid Dem Hall of Fame says:

    David Laws
    Jeremy Thorpe
    Paddy Ashdown
    Chris Huhne
    Vince Cable
    Mohammed Khan
    Cyril Smith
    Mark Oaten
    Chris Rennard
    Jenny Tonge
    David Ward
    Manzur Hussain
    Mozaquir Ali
    Nick Clegg
    Mike Hancock

    Have I missed anybody?

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    The Dodgy Dossier comes back to bite him on the arse says:

    Iraq and Chillcott casts a long shadow….the “snake-oil salesman” can’t delay the inevitable much longer…..

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    I’m sorry, but my chief political commentator will be late for work today. She has to see her Gynecologist about some problems with her Toynbee.

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    Muammar Gaddafi says:

    Do you know the only difference between you and I?

    You are dead.

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    Jimmy says:

    Given your obvious difficulties with the English language you may want to start with something easier.

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    Dave, call me for bum sex if you like says:

    Political Gold, or echos of Brown ?

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    Labour makes you an offer you can't refuse says:

    Vote early;vote often

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    Anonymous says:

    “and accused these social workers of being ” obsessional”.

    I guess her other tactics were to try not to see any evidence before, and then afterward to write to the most careless of the staff ( the manager most clearly responsible for the failures) to get a confirmation that all paperwork was in order, and they could not have known or foreseen anything.

    Well that is what our MP did to cover up the fact he did not act. But what is a death or two when your are a busy MP with a mission.

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    Machiavelli says:

    Perhaps the plan is to feed the unwashed foreigners who arrive here into a soon to be highly profitable private prison system, and finish them off a la Burnham ?

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    joolz says:

    you know you would, i would

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    The spirit of Frankie Howerd lives on says:

    Just noticed that Robert Halfon was talking in the Chamber on Kurdish Genocide. Is he less rigid than Lord Everard.

    Please yerself. Oh no missis.

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    UK economy, last quarter 2012 – down by 0.3%.

    What do you make of that, Jimmy?

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    Wishing I listened more closely in Geography says:

    Back passage? Is this anywhere near the alley where Sally plies her trade?

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    Anonymous says:

    This afternoon’s betting at Eastleigh : Tories and UKIP at same price for second place. Champagne on ice.

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    Tell the Romans where to stick their language says:

    Cactuses surely!

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    A music critic says:

    What are playing today? Far away at a monastery gate – one can only hope!

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    Latest Popbitch newsletter says:

    Last November, back when BBC
    were still in Savile tribute mode,
    here are just some of the user
    comments on the BBC’s moderated
    Jingle Jangle tribute site:

    * “Awful sentimental tosh for
    someone who should have been
    locked up for child molesting
    back in 72.”

    * “One of my best friends in
    1972 was molested by this creep
    Savile. He was never the same
    again. Killed himself in 1985.
    How’s about that then? Good
    riddance, I say. All his good
    works were the product of his
    guilty conscience.”

    * “Sorry to rain on the parade
    of all the well-wishers, but he
    was infamous in Scarborough, I
    would not let my son sit on his

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    A teenage prostitute says:

    Fucking Gladstone?

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    A Sun reporter with ethics says:

    Searching for somebody who has.

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    Puke says:

    What the fuck. There seem to be no shortage of perverts in the Limp Dumbs.

    A Lord Mayor who allegedly told a schoolgirl she was ‘sexy’ has escaped with a mere slap on the wrist.

    Alan Armitage, Lord Mayor at Oxford City Council, was said to have made the inappropriate comment to the young girl during an official engagement last year.

    The girl, who was a member of an under-13s sports team, met Mr Armitage at an awards evening where he told her: ‘It’s sexy when you bend over like that’.

    Tonight members of Oxford City Council’s Standards Committee ruled that it was ‘highly probable’ that Mr Armitage did make an inappropriate comment to the young girl.

    As a result he was censured for having broken the code of conduct set down by the city council.

    However at the hearing, which met in private, it was found that there was no reason why he should not continue as Mayor.

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    That is by far the funniest joke I’ve read on here for ages, Mousey!!

    What? You really think that the public, when faced with the actual task of choosing LieBore over anyone – I’d put odds on Oscar Pistorius and O J SImpson to beat RetardEd and his band of special needs MP’s any day of the week.


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    MILF Watch says:

    She is hot.

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    A economist says:

    Businesses have got cash piles the size of Everest but they are not investing. Define difference!

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    Jimmy says:

    Who would have thought voodoo economics would produce such a result?

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    BoJo certainly has plenty OF DeGaul.

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    Big sweaty arsebandit says:

    Lloyd George knew my father

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    Big sweaty arsebandit says:

    If Knobend Nick has had that sitting on his face, it’s no wonder he looks a bit out of puff.

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    And sadly you cannot be prosecuted for being a one man clusterfuck, with a side order of incompetence, drizzled with anger management issues, all on a bed of willful and traitorous dyscalculia.

    As much as we wish we could.

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    Nick Clegg says:

    I am so sorry for this. Our councillors have been told in no uncertain terms not to use the word ‘sexy’ when talking to young school girls.

    They should use the word ‘foxey’ as this is less contentious.

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    Netocracy better than Democracy says:

    Roger Pincham, The Liberals, And St James School.


    Roger !!


    Is the clue in the name?

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    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    I do understand. I just don’t like the term “boom” being used to describe harmful inflation (for the country).

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    Casual Observer says:

    On the issue of Lord Octopus groping Lib Dem females on the casting couch, consider the case of W!lliam Str@w, J@cks elder brother:


    That was for rubbing hips, the girl in question was not under age as such.

    The difference in W!lliam’s case is that his actions were not going to determine the success or failure of the victims political career in a national party.

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    Gonk III says:

    There’s something a bit National Frontish about that photo.

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    I have never been jizzed on!

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    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    “Well he may not win, but I suspect he’s sold a few books on the back of it.”

    Maybe you should try understanding what you wrote?

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    Big sweaty arsebandit says:

    Not that it matters particularly, given what’s about to happen, but Miliband must be a total cvnt to have allowed a wanker like O’Farrell to be selected as their candidate.

    258th most important target seat maybe, but surely they must have been able to dredge up someone more credible?

    Or is Jimmy being saved for the 259th?

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    Gonk III says:

    You forgot the magic word.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    I think it’s referred to as ‘nominative determinism’

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    I think he is related to the Buckinghamshire Halfa-Teacakes.

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    Where are Tony Blair's expenses says:

    Charles Kennedy,a drunk and lied about it for years as did the rest of the libdems

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    Anonymous says:

    she not sub.
    though with inner har.moniiii she could bendwend.

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    Frederik Willem de Klerk says:

    Wouldn’t have happened in my day.

    I think it’s called progress.

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    Where are Tony Blair's expenses says:

    Simon Hughes, lied about his sexuality during his initial election campaign and only got found out when he was caught spending lots of time on a website called ” ManTalk”

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    Anonymous says:

    where is the radioactive monastic porlockian savant who cannot remember his.

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    Anonymous says:

    hard choice reduce accidental spillage.

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    Anonymous says:

    ignorance is unknown dependancy.

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    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    And there was silly old me thinking Mr Cameron had enough on his plate with the economy but he has now butted into the Liberals little problem .

    He seems to know all about it because he is telling us through the Press that it is ” very serious” whatever it is that has gone on.

    A few wandering hands around womens bottoms is one thing but it is hardly the crime of the century is it . If for example these Liberals have been indulging in a bit more then yes it is serious.

    Anyway when I saw Mr Cameron approaching that camera I thought he was going to explain to me in plain English how that horsemeat got into my 100 per cent beef burger.

    I am still waiting for him to be “perfectly clear” about this despite having already waited 45 days.

    I am beginning to wonder whether these guys could run a whelk stall .

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    Lost in Clacton says:

    Is he going to be shot at dawn ?

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    Anonymous says:

    in that case, clegg should be dutiful to fire.
    perhaps he is?

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    Anonymous says:

    fire represents energy, passion, creativity and chaos.

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    Jimmigration says:

    whats not to like

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    Anonymous says:

    the power behind sanskrit can literally take yr breath away.
    the power behind sanskrit is timeless.
    the power behind english appear to have the power to take yr breath away.
    the power behind english appears to be endless but is time bound.

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    Anonymous says:


    some1 is learned.
    we are told that he is a tree hugger

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    Political Guru says:

    Could be his minder.

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    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    Yes. Ginormous. The putative assassin. In the Thorpe trial.

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    The savant 10.4 highway patrol says:

    Yes. Help us. Libdems. In anyway you can

    There are. Many ways .

    For instance you , aspiring libdem. MP female of a certain age can help right now by fluffing me .

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    Jimmy says:

    It was #12 on the tories 2010 target list.

    How’s that coming along?

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    !raq Watch says:

    Still looking forward to seeing Gall0way and the rest get crucified for their part in the oil for food. There are many ways to skin these cats.

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    Casual Observer says:

    The guy, M!do Mac!a was found dead in his jail cell 2 hours later.


    Some of the injuries he sustained may have been from being dragged as shown above.

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    hahaha says:

    They could fall on each others swords.

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    hahaha says:

    Did the barrel survive?

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    Anonymous Is A Deluded Fuckwit says:

    Anonymous – for fuck’s sake, hand yourself in to the nearest psychiatric unit. Do you really think anyone with an IQ bigger than his or her shoe size wants to read the pathetic, non-stop drivel you fling out minute by minute on every single Guido page? Don’t you ever leave your chair for a piss or to top-up your medication? I suppose, in your terminally deluded state, you truly believe you’re being ironic or amusing or witty. Please, PLEASE do the decent thing and disappear. Please!

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    hahaha says:

    It doesn’t much matter who they elect. They’ll get another sleazy MP.

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    hahaha says:

    Growth is so Last Millennium! The productive economy is going away and not returning. The politicians and banksters have only lies and fraud, and eventually force, to keep themselves in charge for as long as possible.

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    hahaha says:

    After practicing on the public, surely they could apply their newly honed skills to the political and media class and thereby benefit the public? That might make them worthy of their knighthoods and vast salaries.

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    hahaha says:

    Flaying alive is not too good for our political class.

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    hahaha says:

    When they run out of horse meat they’ll need a cheap plentiful replacement.

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    hahaha says:


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    hahaha says:

    That promise will really bring them in flocks and even in frocks. They’re Lib Dems, remember!

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    hahaha says:

    Accompanied by some ****hounds?

  170. 170
    Don't Give a Shit about LieBore, UKRAP or the LIMP Dumbs says:

    Another nonsensical avoidance of the question, young James. Milwank Towers running short of brain sells today, or just excuses for 13 years of cowardly and traitorous betrayal of an entire country?

  171. 171
    hahaha says:

    Only if it was a mislabeled horse-meat stall.

  172. 172
    Ghost of Marx (Groucho) says:

    NO,no,no! Now ask him to explain how Socialist France contracted by 0.5%, and how the glorious Labour Party would emulate the glorious financial revolution started by monsieur Hollande. Even the mighty German economy shrank more than the UK.
    Could it be Tina’s fault, Jimmy?

  173. 173
    Gideon says:

    David Cameron

  174. 174
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    You want to look at Portsmouth for postal vote fraud. Another benefit of bringing in lots of asylum seekers and other immigrants as well as the huge pecuniary benefits accrued to my boys, me and the Libdems. Life is lovely when you know how to exploit the system like what I do. I have got them all in the Craft, Boys, key Council Officers, and Councillors, and top police so no one is going to grass me up. Boaz.

  175. 175
    Portsmouth City Council is the most corrupt Council in the UK if not the world says:

    Goodluck Johnathan and Robert Mugabe. Handy you continue to be an inspiration to us all. How are you going to get out of your pending council inquiry and Court case? We know you have gone sick temporarily, are your boys and the Grand Master going to sort it for you as usual? Please tell we are dying to find out. Best wishes to both of them. We all love you out here, are you still spying for the FSB by the way? Jahbulon.

  176. 176
    Anonymous says:

    Remember Liberals lie whether it student grants or knowledge of corruption.

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