February 27th, 2013

WATCH: Cathy in Dulwich Calls Clegg


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    Person from Porlock says:

    The wallpaper is peeling off. The wall underneath has crumbled away.

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    Election now says:

    What the Hell is this fool doing on a talkshow anyhow? Hasn’t he a proper job to do every day?
    Resign you twat.

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    joolz says:

    looks like Dickhead Brown did in the infamous “bigotted woman” cockup

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    anon says:

    weasels do not favour being under pressure

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    David says:

    It takes 2 ‘media outlets’ to put his head in a spin. No wonder he is having trouble with the reasons.

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    STuN says:

    #callclegg hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    what a fucking wanker!

    Nick fucking Clegg ‘Sheffields next EX MP’

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    Clegg Watch. says:

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    Anne.D.Burbum says:

    Hello nick.Just like to thank Rennard and your goodself for putting the 1200 deaths in Mid Staffs on labours watch to the back of the news list.xxx

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    Larry the Cat says:

    They say Nick is not a bad guy. It’s just that he is lazy and hopes that things will go away if he ignores them.

    Now Miriam is a different person altogether, everyone around here is scared of her including nice Nick.

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    Steve Miliband says:

    Cathy is far from being a dull witch

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    Clegg Watch. says:

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    Watcher says:

    Its like watching a car crash in SLOOOOOOOWWWWW motion

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    Hear no evil, Speak no evil. says:

    Looks like Nick still wearing the same cloth ears he had on when Rennard was resigned to the House of Lords for the good of his health.

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    Max Bygraves says:

    You need hands.

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    Tar Diss says:

    I reckon Doctor St Vince of Cable MP is a Closet Dr who Wannabe.

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Rennard left for health reasons– yeah, the sonofabitch was worried sick to death all this nonsense would all have come out eventually! Which it did, regardless!

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    neitherdeadoralive says:

    When is someone just going to come out with it, and call him a LIAR ?????

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    Commissar David Nicholson says:

    Thank you, comrade. See you at the Mayday Rally.

    Up the workers!

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    Tom says:

    The ancient Clegg Family Motto is:
    “Qui potest capere capiat”
    (Which means:)
    “Let him take what he is able to take”.

    So, loose the dogs! It’s almost as if Liberal Democrats are genetically unable to be truthful.

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    Incapable Vince says:

    Nothing to see her, move along, move along…

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    Anonymous says:

    What does ‘in the background’ mean here?

    Does it mean he brought up the allegations with Rennard or not? And If he didn’t why not? If he did why not say so originally?

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    Calamity Clegg says:

    I can only tell you the truth as I recollect it now.# LibDemSelectiveAmnesia.

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    Clarification required says:

    When Guido Writes:

    “Huhne’s Former Bisexual Partner Drops Mail Appeal

    Does Guido mean that Carinna has dumped Huhne or she now only swings one way?

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    an impartial observer says:

    Got to admire the way Nick Clegg operates in defensive mode there. Takes position with thighs well apart. Slight feint during run up then traps opponent’s boot firmly between goolies. Absolutely masterful.

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    ████ 'changed my tune' Hoon says:

    Should be ‘male appeal’.

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    WVM says:

    Typical politico talk “in the background” can mean anything he wants later on, after of course he’s flown this particular flag.

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    Anonymous says:

    Hi, Nick, Andy from Burnham, thanks for taking the heat off me. Can you play Careless Hands?

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    Fight on!! Twatson calls Gove a Liar. Send for Sheriff Bercow says:

  32. 32
    The Right Honourable George Osborne says:

    I think we’ve got a very clear message, a loud and clear message that Britain cannot let up in dealing with its debts, dealing with its problems, cannot let up in making sure that Britain can pay its way in the world.

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    Old England says:

    Anyway,randy lord and fibs too distracting,.Did you know that PROZAC is 94%

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    Person from Porlock says:

    Curiously, I found Damian McBride to be well informed and lucid about his time in No. 10. I only saw parts of it but I was struck with this impression several times in the different segments I saw.

    Now he was talking about process rather than policy. But it is still curious how the political process corrupts our impressions of everyone involved. And his boss created the biggest fuck up we have ever seen.

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    The Nick Clegg Phone-In, live on LBC 97.3 FM

    NICK CLEGG: Hello, this is the Nick Clegg phone in. What have you got to say caller. Er, is that Chris from Westminster?

    CALLER 1: CHRISTINE RENNARD OF WESTMINSTER: No Nick this is, er, Christine, my voice is a bit hoarse. Don’t you agree that it is shocking and distressing that the Lib Dems are the only 21st century party that supports the inalienable right of every portly gentleman over 50 to lovingly grope, I mean caress, us young females, especially when they work for me, I mean for you?

    NICK CLEGG: Well Christine, of course the Lib Dems are right to support all such gestures of affection, but only so long as the lady concerned can be bullied, promoted or paid off and if the gentleman concerned is not a Conservative. By the way your voice sounds suspiciously like a Lord I know, are you sure you are a lady?

    CALLER 2: MIKE HANDCOCK: Hi Nick, I’m Mike Handcock, the Lib Dem MP for Portsmouth South. I agree completely with the last caller. In fact, I was saying to my attractive young Russian assistant the other day, “Isn’t it wonderful that you never shop me for indulging in such acts of affection.”.

    CALLER 3: MARK OF OATEN: Hi Nick, thanks for letting me speak, first time caller. Don’t you agree that it is shocking and distressing that the Lib Dems are the only modern and accountable party to support the right of every decent man to lovingly engage in unspeakable 3-in-a-bed acts with rent boys and to promote the teaching of such in schools?

    NICK CLEGG: Mark, you are of course right,the Lib Dems are the only party to support such individuals but we are confident that our coalition partners the Conservatives are moving that way as well.

    NICK CLEGG: Hello caller, Nick Clegg here.

    CALLER 4: PADDY FROM PANTSDOWN: Hi Nick, good of me to speak to you. You agree with me, of course, that it is shocking and distressing that the Lib Dems are the only democratic party to support the right of every decent man to engage in affectionate pantsdown activities with women who are not their wives. And finally, when are ya goin to let me give that lovely wife of yours a good…

    NICK CLEGG: I think Paddy got cut off there, but, yes Paddy, only reactionary dinosaurs believe in these ghastly Victorian marriage vows. We and our coalition partners are successfully trying to destroy the institution of marriage.

    NICK CLEGG: Hello caller, Nick Clegg here.

    CALLER 5: CHRIS H.: Hi Nick, it is shocking and distressing that the Lib Dems are the only party to support the right of every decent man to affectionately coerce their wives to take their speeding points for them.

    NICK CLEGG: Yes Chris, being a modern party, we strongly support the right of every Lib Dem MP to ignore any laws they don’t like. But this can only happen in a fair and accountable society if the little people below us obey those same laws to prevent anarchy and also if they give us more of their pay to keep us in the democratic, subsidised life styles we deserve.

    NICK CLEGG: Hello caller what have you got to say.

    CALLER 6: JEREMY THORPE: Nick, isn’t it shocking and distressing that the Lib Dems are the only gay-friendly party that supports the loving acts of attempted assassination between one loving consensual male and another in a consensual way?

    NICK CLEGG: Yes, the Lib Dems are the only party loony enough to believe this.

    NICK CLEGG: Hello caller Nick Clegg here.

    CALLER 7: DAVID LAWS: Hello Nick, I feel it is shocking and distressing that more MPs are not allowed to lovingly rob the taxpayer via fraudulent expenses claims and then lovingly give it to their landlord boyfriend.

    NICK CLEGG: David you are right but the Lib Dems and the Conservatives have demonstrated how progressive they are by allowing such people to go unpunished and even promoting them to high office.

    NICK CLEGG: Hello caller you’re through to Nick Clegg.

    CALLER 8: P.C.PLOD: Is it the case that you did knowingly conspire in the procurement of young and impressionable, silly girls and did knowingly allow them to be coerced into situations of sexual exploitation by an over-aged multiple chinned deviant?

    NICK CLEGG: Yes, that is Lib Dem policy. Also, we strongly condemn self-appointed detectives in the press who notice this and hopefully they will be locked up when our Leveson proposals become law.

    CALLER 8: P.C.PLOD: OK sunshine, get yer trousers on, you’re nicked.

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    Andy Bumhum says:

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    Nick Clegg is a CUNT says:

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    Fred Blogs says:

    after me, after me, after me, after me, after me, after me

    well you did say repeat after me

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Oi, Vince– if you’re going to wear a fedora like that, pull it down over your face, like the old-school gangsters did, when the press come around!
    And you just know this is what he REALLY wanted to tell her:

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    This guy is better on talk shows says:

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    Another entirely predictable survey from the enormous number of mind numbingly obvious surveys says:

    Politicians lie!

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    Jimmy's Obvious Comeback says:

    He did leave on health grounds. The female staff were all sick of him.

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    Another entirely predictable survey from the enormous number of mind numbingly obvious surveys says:

    Politicians try to hide their total failure under a flurry of meaningless verbiage!

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    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Norman Smith of the BBC.
    Tell us about the redaction in the BBC report.
    Tell us about the deaths at Stafford Hospital.
    Tell us about why the Chilcot report is taking so long.
    Tell us about why the Andrew Mitchell issue is taking so log to report.
    Could some journalist/editor at the BBC do some serious work, instead of easy pickings over Clegg and Rennard. We know Clegg is not up to much, and we know that Rennard has probably fiddled about, but reporting on this once or twice a day would be enough.
    The BBC and it’s dumbed down reporters should give the license fee payer value for money, and provide decent reporting, not endless looping of the same easy target crap.

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    Shocked of Sheen says:

    Will the women who were paid off in return for gagging orders be invited to the Lib Dems Investigations? Can m’learned friend explain how these damn things work?

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    Cathy of Newman says:

    Happy to be of help, Andy.

    You know, I care so much about the ishoo of wimmin being groped that I’ve been sitting on this story doing fuck-all for three whole years.

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    Spoiled Ballot says:

    He looks like a cross between Michael Barrymore and Leslie Grantham.

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    Politeness and manners are the mark of a gentleman says:

    After you Claude. No, after you Cyril!

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    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    But McBride will only tell you what he wants you to know.

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    Fatwatch UK says:

    Hi, Tom,
    How’s the diet coming along?
    Got your BMI down to 30 yet?

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    Fred Blogs says:

    Fucking wanker? Not both, surely?

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    Anonymous says:

    the environment is more powerful.
    whoever aligns with it wins.
    the winners know how the environment…i.e reality …works.
    however…environment itself operates at the seen and unseen level.
    behind the curtain is the greater reality…but…
    perception is not all.
    it is part of reality.
    middle path is neither 0 or 1. for balance try 0.5.
    the world of me5.

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    Tom Smear Man Watson says:

    A smear a day helps the truth go away.

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    Mrs Cable says:

    Please don’t press this doddery old oaf for an answer to anything that might cause him to suffer a heart attack.

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    Anonymous says:

    Oh do fuck off twat son.

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Are we slipping now, Fat Bastard? You’re going to fuckin’ regret it!
    You left out the best part– “pipsqueak”!

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    Owin Jones says:


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    Jon Snow says:

    You did help me with my bus pass routine once.

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    WVM says:

    The BBC is a disgrace!

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    Simon says:

    After having watched the clip I think the full quote is even more damning:

    “The issues of his inappropriate behaviour were in the background. Of course they were.”

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    albacore says:

    Why not just hang him and be done with it?
    Parliament’s dropped us so deep in the shit
    Had they any honour they’d slit their throats
    For being traitors, not dirty old goats

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    Gary Gibbons says:

    You did advise me to get my grubby disgusting teeth fixed. How did I know my breath smelled so rancid, I thought Micky Crick was joking.

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    neitherdeadoralive says:

    If the LibLiars are voted in again tomorrow, then there realy is NO hope for this country !!!!!!!!

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    FAT BASTARD says:

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    CCHQ says:

    This can all wait until Friday. Just let Guido get on with his job.

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    The BBC are cunts says:

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    WVM says:


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    Blowing Whistles says:

    A conspiracy to conceal wrongdoing (even criminal acts) is committed by Two or more persons. One may have done the crime but the other is equally guilty of it in concealing it.

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    Sergei Sukmiov says:

    I’m applying for a gagging for it order.

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    Lord Rennard is a pervert says:

    What a slippery shit Clegg is. Giving Blair a run for his money on evasive answers and double speak.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    And don’t mention McBrides abuses of the DP Act – for purely political reasons to silence people from speaking out.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    We need internationale monitoring teams down at Eastleigh – how about the honest men from the UN … or maybe not.

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    Cringle says:

    Presumably parliament is going to introduce legislation to control the media precisely to prevent the public finding out about issues like this which are an embarrassment to them. My guess is that the Telegraph exposure of MP expenses would never have been allowed. MPs lead colourful lives and would prefer to keep these aspects from the public.
    However they will not be able to control the internet totally so stories will still get out and they will not be able to control foreign media who will take the place of UK media for these stories.

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    WoRaft ChiHUAHua says:

    He should do what his avatar does – put on a pair of giant glam-rock specs and make his head look smaller.

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    Seaside Sally says:

    does anyone know if there is a Mrs Rennard. He is one hell of a looker and it gets
    very lonely down here in the South in winter,especially with Mike Handycock now in his sick bed.Just asking

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    Thursday child is thick in the head says:

    Long time since I’ve watched QT, it’s seems to be like school boys arguing, these people are supposed to be the best the country has, Liebours policies of not teaching the three Rs seems to be working exceptionally well even on themselves, god help the country.

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    Chris The Leatherman says:

    Daed Parrot, That was brilliant and probably the finest comment I have ever read on here, you only forgot St. Vince trying to chat up 2 Daily Telegraph reporters. If only we could put it up on a poster in Eastleigh this afternoon !
    Would it be possible to find out exactly what health issues Chris Rennard had, that caused him to resign ? It sounds as though they might have been a little spurious.

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    Hang The B@stards says:

    NICK CLEGG – Defender of the Sexual Predator.

    We now know where your morals lie Nick !

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    Anne.D.Burbum says:

    Keep up the good work i say.i200 deaths and no resignations or prosecutions.Shame it wasnt a tory.The BEEB wouldnt leave it alone.Horsemeat and randy rennard stories would be shelved.

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    small print says:

    I reserve the right to alter truth at my discretion.

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    Decrepit Bastard says:

    What Watson will look like thirty years from now (if he hasn’t had a heart attack and died long before that) if he takes your advice:

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    Anonymous says:

    believe it was an STD.

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    Matilda says:

    He lost his phone??

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    The Central Scrutinizer says:

    He thinks that women boxing is an achievement…! What an arse. It’s a disgrace not an achievement. As is the attempt to put women in the front line on the battlefield, less capable (but comp educated) kids into the limited places available at Oxford and Cambridge – and all the other PC, equality blather that all modern day politicians harp on about.

    I am pleased to see him being hung, drawn and quartered by his own hypocrisy and PC bullshit.

    Fact. Guys of all ages sometimes flirt with women.

    Fact. All women know it – and deal with it. In fact, many women use their female charms to get men to do what they want.

    Shock horror. Stop Press. Someone call the cops…!

    This is the type of idot that democratic party politics has ensured that we get nowadays.

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    keredybretsa says:

    Slowly the dementia attacks wears off and his memory returns!

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    Watcher in the Shadows says:

    ‘It’s being investigated’ – no doubt with all the same attention to detail as were the Handycock Affair(s). The Spectator is onto this and should help get Handy into court again soon.


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    Aparat says:

    More corrupt ‘journalism’ from Channel 4.

    Isn’t the phone-in meant for the public – a rare chance for people, as opposed to agenda-riven churnalists, to put questions to a politician?

    I speak as a virulent anti-LibDem.

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    BlueEyes says:

    Nick Clegg: “LBC, Channel 4. Gosh my head is spinning with the number of media outlets involved”

    That would be 2. No wonder we lost our fucking AAA.

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    Anonymous says:

    “In the background”- Clegg’s had it.

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    NE Frontiersman says:

    It’s the Witch-Finder General look; is this a good omen for women LD whistleblowers?

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    Phew says:

    Is St Vince in training for Dr Who?
    Or maybe the Lib Dem version of Jim Butcher of the Dresden Files?

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    Only Saying says:

    How many will be postal votes?

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    Pundit too too. says:

    Its even worse to listen to it on radio 4.
    At least on telly you should be able to pick out Labour placemen and women.

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    Pundit too too. says:

    It was stated that the diagnosis on Rennard was that he could have been dead in one year.
    Must have been an imported non English speaking contract NHS doctor because he is certainly still with us.

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