February 27th, 2013

Silent Sarah Teather Jokes About Avoiding the Media

Given the very obvious lack of female LibDem MPs coming forward to discuss Lord Rennard on the airwaves, is it really wise for one of them to joke about avoiding the cameras?

Sarah Teather has been located at last: she’s on the way to Eastleigh:

You might not want to do media, Sarah, but Guido suspects others in your party would like you to take the bold step and speak up. What did you know of Lord Rennard’s ways and when? As a female candidate selected to fight a winnable by-election masterminded by the man himself, she would be able to shed some light on the situation. Why so quiet?


  1. 1
    Owin Jones says:

    Am I first ?


  2. 2
    The Right Honourable George Osborne Mp says:

    I think we’ve got a very clear message, a loud and clear message that Britain cannot let up in dealing with its debts, dealing with its problems, cannot let up in making sure that Britain can pay its way in the world.


  3. 4
    Dying on Stage says:

    Jokes? Has she not realised that she can’t do Jokes?


  4. 7
    The Right Honourable George Osborne Mp says:

    She should grow a pair of balls and speak up.


  5. 8
    Cad Watch says:

    This is possibly one ‘specific’ denial, which, were Lord Rennard to make it, I might be inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt about.


  6. 9
    Warders says:

    30,000 Romanians have been arrested in the UK for violence and sex crimes in just five years.

    Keeping us in jobs. Great, keep ‘em coming.


    • 14
      The Romanian Ambassador says:

      Its probably just the same 5000 using the multiple ID cards we issue them with


    • 35
      Ma­qboul says:

      How many Brits?


      • 37
        JH20348923458734 says:

        Who cares? We seem more than able to home-grow our own sex pests, we don’t need to import more.

        While you are keen for facts and figures, I’m sure you don’t want to know about the rate per capita of offending in either camp, just as people don’t like that sort of analysis on the crime rate in black males compared to whites.


      • 106
        jennie bleargh says:

        you mean indigenous brits or any old bongo that turns up and we give a passport to?


    • 63
      Tory Party RIP - killed by Camoron says:

      According to today’s Telegraph, one in three Romanian immigrants in the UK has been arrested.

      And Dave’s going to allow 29 million more of them into the country as of January 2014.

      Good luck with that General Election in 2015, Dave!


      • 73
        Matilda says:

        If we can’t deport them, can we just drop them over the side and let them swim home by themselves?


      • 84
        JH20348923458734 says:

        Yeah, because Labour have a really tough stance on that sort of thing.

        They will probably make it a race crime to report offences by ‘minorities’ (who now outnumber whites in many places).


      • 121
        hahaha says:

        Who will the postal voting Rumanians support?


  7. 10
    lescrompsblogg says:

    Poor little Sarah,wonder is she,s had to take a good Rennarding to get her elfness into the Hoc #gropegate


  8. 11
    Glyn H says:

    She can only have go to be a candidate by accepting his offer!


    • 25
      Just to think about it could put you off conjugals for life says:

      She offered her honour.

      He honoured her offer.

      All night long it was honour and offer.


      • 47
        Discussing Uganda says:

        your name says it all, like two walruses going at it. All that would be missing is David Attenborough giving a commentary.


    • 40
      Anonymous says:

      I have always found it to be the opposite. Those that have taken that route, have to be held in a permanent state of waiting. They must feel the debt will be repaid. “Your opportunity is soon, I promise.”

      The “secret” only works if the victim is still waiting for, or is still receiving the reward. Just look to the current obvious court case, as to the outcome of removing the payback.

      If it is the case that the person would end up with more power than the gate keeper, then the tables would be turned. In a one to many situation, too many victims with power leads to ruin.

      My only conclusion is they are all mentally challenged and unfit for governing anything. These are the people that are asking to be elected and could end up face to face with terrorists and dictators. Maybe they would use the same tactics on them.


  9. 12
    chris says:

    i saw her first


  10. 15
    She's got previous for bad jokes says:


  11. 17
    Anonymous says:

    i am sure even rennard had standards


  12. 22
    an impartial observer says:

    What exactly are you implying here, Mr F? That she went up to the ermined vermin at some function & threatened to invade his bed if she wasn’t given a constituency? On that basis, she’d be leader of the party by now


  13. 23
    Nick Clegg (retired) says:

    Where the fuck are your sandals?


  14. 24
    Sara Teather MP for Wtaership Down says:

    I am really pissed off that certain people compare me to a Rabbitt, bloody hell run for you lives its farmer mcdonald


  15. 36
    Ma­qboul says:

    Are we saying that not all the wimmin accosted by Reynard put up a fight?


  16. 41
    randy rennard says:

    Sarah has always been tight-lipped.


  17. 44
    JH20348923458734 says:

    I think Lord Rennard and Sarah Teather have totally done it.

    I think she liked it as well. Why else would she be so quiet?

    If he goes to prison, do you think she will visit and give him a helpful flash like in Midnight Express? Imagine that.


  18. 45
    old SHEP says:


  19. 46
    Jimmy says:

    “You might not want to do media, Sarah, but Guido suspects others in your party would like you to take the bold step and speak up.”

    Who does she think she is, the tory candidate?


  20. 49
    SP4BS says:

    I was going to make a serious point. but i imagine it will just cause giggling at the back.

    “theres no such thing as a safe seat for a lib dem”


    • 52
      Tony Blair says:

      I had a sofa government once. Bought it on great terms from World of Leather. No down payment and £500 a year for the next century.


      • 66
        Gordon 'Prudence' Brown says:

        And if the cleaner needs it moved slightly so she can vacuum underneath it, you have to pay a £750 “moving the sofa” fee to the PFI provider.

        I’m a genius.


    • 53
      Aled Balloon says:

      “there’s no such thing as a safe seat for a lib dem”

      Especially on a Lord’s lap !


  21. 54
    Ignorance is says:

    Bliss for some….



    • 57
      Quote of the day says:

      @murunbuch : A politician’s ability to recall an event is inversely proportional to that event’s importance.


  22. 59
    Just wondering..... says:

    Can anyone – anywhere – think of anything good to say about anyone – anywhere ?

    I can’t.


  23. 60
    Ma­qboul says:

    If she had not won the winnable seat, would Rennard have got his *ahem* deposit back ?


  24. 64
    Lib Dem Watch says:


  25. 65
    Casual Observer says:

    Close facial resemblance in the photo. Wink. Wink. Say no more.


  26. 71
    Too cynical for my shirt says:

    It is astonishing how many commentators on here verbally harrass female MPs whilst apparently deriding those accused of doing so.


    • 80
      JH20348923458734 says:

      Last time I checked, posters on here had not touched female Lib Dems inappropriately or locked them in their houses until they call the police.

      Admittedly, this might be down to lack of opportunity more than anything else but I hope you don’t think Rennard should get away with it because of ribald banter on here.


  27. 75
    Disco Biscuit says:

    She’s only giving lip service…


  28. 76
    Disco Biscuit says:

    Oh and Sarah? It’s “en route” not “on route”.


  29. 78
    scusemequeen says:

    The obvious implication of female LibDem MP silence is that if those who rejected Rennard’s advances were unsuccessful in securing candidacies , then those that were successful must have grinned and borne it. Obviously that is not something they would want to talk about


    • 81
      JH20348923458734 says:

      Imagine it. You’re a female potential Lib Dem MP. The precious is within reach, you could actually be getting paid to gob off a load of ludicrous shite telling people what to do, while doing fuck all of any real use. The mother lode.

      All you have to do is close your eyes and let Rennard put his sweaty little git-prong in you. It won’t last long.

      What would you do?


      • 88
        Anonymous says:

        Hidden video camera. Works every time.


      • 89
        Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

        If it was me I would have called in the police after I had stopped him in his tracks where it hurts .

        Speaking as a woman I can look after myself but I know there are a lot of women who cannot .

        Speaking up at the time load and clear would simply be my civic duty.


  30. 85
    Anonymous says:

    Perhaps she thought sitting on Rennard’s thumb was a price worth paying?


  31. 90
    The House of Criminals and Pervs says:

    “As a female candidate selected to fight a winnable by-election masterminded by the man himself, she would be able to shed some light on the situation. Why so quiet?”

    Obviously the price she paid for the seat is too embarrassing to reveal!


  32. 91
    WoRaft ChiHUAHua says:

    That LD logo – it has two left hands.


  33. 92
    Cumbrian Lad says:

    Good job they didnt have babies !


  34. 95
    constituency trainbound says:

    OT but ridiculous that we have to wait until next year to implement the new policy avoiding fish dumping at sea … EU could direct it to be implemented now


    • 97
      pissed off voter says:

      unfortunately, getting 27 countries to agree to that would take until … next year.


      • 98
        constituency trainbound says:

        agree but getting the undersize catch back in the water before they’re dead is in the fishermen’s interest and they are keen to adopt it ..its good PR ..shame to lose the impetus waiting for the bureaucrats to catch up.


  35. 99
    keredybretsa says:

    Jeans, walking boots with arse kicking metal toe-caps, big coat, sheep skin liberty bodice and chastity belt.


  36. 100
    john mackie says:

    Shall we go up to your room now or later?


  37. 112
    Anonymous says:

    What did Sarah know ? Who cares … Mediocre, third rater …


  38. 115
    Gormenghast says:

    Just the right height to give a blow-job without kneeling.


  39. 117
    blub says:

    I’d guess a hand shandy.


  40. 124
    Dessert rat says:

    I wouldn’t fuck her with yours Guido


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