February 27th, 2013

Silent Sarah Teather Jokes About Avoiding the Media

Given the very obvious lack of female LibDem MPs coming forward to discuss Lord Rennard on the airwaves, is it really wise for one of them to joke about avoiding the cameras?

Sarah Teather has been located at last: she’s on the way to Eastleigh:

You might not want to do media, Sarah, but Guido suspects others in your party would like you to take the bold step and speak up. What did you know of Lord Rennard’s ways and when? As a female candidate selected to fight a winnable by-election masterminded by the man himself, she would be able to shed some light on the situation. Why so quiet?


  1. 1
    Owin Jones says:

    Am I first ?

  2. 2
    The Right Honourable George Osborne Mp says:

    I think we’ve got a very clear message, a loud and clear message that Britain cannot let up in dealing with its debts, dealing with its problems, cannot let up in making sure that Britain can pay its way in the world.

  3. 3
    Vince Cable's rucksack says:

    Only just.

  4. 4
    Dying on Stage says:

    Jokes? Has she not realised that she can’t do Jokes?

  5. 5
    Mike Litorus says:

    No, you’re one of a long line of cnuts.

  6. 6
    Sarah Teather says:

    Not yet.

  7. 7
    The Right Honourable George Osborne Mp says:

    She should grow a pair of balls and speak up.

  8. 8
    Cad Watch says:

    This is possibly one ‘specific’ denial, which, were Lord Rennard to make it, I might be inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt about.

  9. 9
    Warders says:

    30,000 Romanians have been arrested in the UK for violence and sex crimes in just five years.

    Keeping us in jobs. Great, keep ‘em coming.

  10. 10
    lescrompsblogg says:

    Poor little Sarah,wonder is she,s had to take a good Rennarding to get her elfness into the Hoc #gropegate

  11. 11
    Glyn H says:

    She can only have go to be a candidate by accepting his offer!

  12. 12
    chris says:

    i saw her first

  13. 13
    Sarah Teathered says:

    “……she would be able to shed some light on the situation.”

    We did it with the lights out. Can you imagine him naked?

  14. 14
    The Romanian Ambassador says:

    Its probably just the same 5000 using the multiple ID cards we issue them with

  15. 15
    She's got previous for bad jokes says:

  16. 16
    Lard Everard says:

    I can categorically confirm that she is orb-less in the scrotal region.

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    i am sure even rennard had standards

  18. 18
    Incapable Vince says:

    LibDem policies are funnier than our jokes.

  19. 19
    Owen's mummy says:

    Owen, why aren’t you at school?

  20. 20
    Shock survey results says:

    Politicians try to hide complete failure under the cover of meaningless, meandering verbiage!

  21. 21
    Owin Jones says:

    Not even with a bag on your head.

  22. 22
    an impartial observer says:

    What exactly are you implying here, Mr F? That she went up to the ermined vermin at some function & threatened to invade his bed if she wasn’t given a constituency? On that basis, she’d be leader of the party by now

  23. 23
    Nick Clegg (retired) says:

    Where the fuck are your sandals?

  24. 24
    Sara Teather MP for Wtaership Down says:

    I am really pissed off that certain people compare me to a Rabbitt, bloody hell run for you lives its farmer mcdonald

  25. 25
    Just to think about it could put you off conjugals for life says:

    She offered her honour.

    He honoured her offer.

    All night long it was honour and offer.

  26. 26
    Anonymous says:

    They were nice cars…

  27. 27
    Lord dickhard says:

    Yes, it is important for things to be kept up at all times.

  28. 28
    Parliamentary Standards Authority says:

    We would need evidence of Rennard’s standards.

  29. 29
    The boredom police says:

    We are following you.

  30. 30
    Sara Teather MP for Wtaership Down says:

    Sorry should have been Watership, but you try typing when you are nibbling on a carrot

  31. 31
    Bugs Bunny. says:

    Uhhh, what’s up doc.

  32. 32
    Lard Everard says:

    Keep nibbling.

  33. 33
    The sandals you left back at westminster says:

    Get the kettle on Sarah. Herb tea anyone.

  34. 34
    Sarah Teether says:

    If I put two over your head ?

  35. 35
    Ma­qboul says:

    How many Brits?

  36. 36
    Ma­qboul says:

    Are we saying that not all the wimmin accosted by Reynard put up a fight?

  37. 37
    JH20348923458734 says:

    Who cares? We seem more than able to home-grow our own sex pests, we don’t need to import more.

    While you are keen for facts and figures, I’m sure you don’t want to know about the rate per capita of offending in either camp, just as people don’t like that sort of analysis on the crime rate in black males compared to whites.

  38. 38
    where the blind lead says:

    And her kneeling down routine was even better, just ask Rennard.

  39. 39
  40. 40
    Anonymous says:

    I have always found it to be the opposite. Those that have taken that route, have to be held in a permanent state of waiting. They must feel the debt will be repaid. “Your opportunity is soon, I promise.”

    The “secret” only works if the victim is still waiting for, or is still receiving the reward. Just look to the current obvious court case, as to the outcome of removing the payback.

    If it is the case that the person would end up with more power than the gate keeper, then the tables would be turned. In a one to many situation, too many victims with power leads to ruin.

    My only conclusion is they are all mentally challenged and unfit for governing anything. These are the people that are asking to be elected and could end up face to face with terrorists and dictators. Maybe they would use the same tactics on them.

  41. 41
    randy rennard says:

    Sarah has always been tight-lipped.

  42. 42
    SP4BS says:

    I think it’s a bigger hint than the one thats going to cost sally bercow 50 grand.

  43. 43
    Will the Buildspeare says:

    More that he was hoist by his own petard

  44. 44
    JH20348923458734 says:

    I think Lord Rennard and Sarah Teather have totally done it.

    I think she liked it as well. Why else would she be so quiet?

    If he goes to prison, do you think she will visit and give him a helpful flash like in Midnight Express? Imagine that.

  45. 45
  46. 46
    Jimmy says:

    “You might not want to do media, Sarah, but Guido suspects others in your party would like you to take the bold step and speak up.”

    Who does she think she is, the tory candidate?

  47. 47
    Discussing Uganda says:

    your name says it all, like two walruses going at it. All that would be missing is David Attenborough giving a commentary.

  48. 48
    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    There has been no accusation that Rennard likes dogs.

  49. 49
    SP4BS says:

    I was going to make a serious point. but i imagine it will just cause giggling at the back.

    “theres no such thing as a safe seat for a lib dem”

  50. 50
    Mother Nature says:

  51. 51
    A schoolboy says:

    That’s not a very nice crack.

  52. 52
    Tony Blair says:

    I had a sofa government once. Bought it on great terms from World of Leather. No down payment and £500 a year for the next century.

  53. 53
    Aled Balloon says:

    “there’s no such thing as a safe seat for a lib dem”

    Especially on a Lord’s lap !

  54. 54
    Ignorance is says:

    Bliss for some….


  55. 55
    Ma­qboul says:

    They’re being imported to do the work our own workshysters don’t.

    30,000 seems a curiously round number, almost as if a UKipper had made it up.

  56. 56
    Ma­qboul says:

    Does the rabbit suck the fox’s knob?

  57. 57
    Quote of the day says:

    @murunbuch : A politician’s ability to recall an event is inversely proportional to that event’s importance.

  58. 58
    Baldrick says:

    Did her mother play Nursie on Blackadder?

  59. 59
    Just wondering..... says:

    Can anyone – anywhere – think of anything good to say about anyone – anywhere ?

    I can’t.

  60. 60
    Ma­qboul says:

    If she had not won the winnable seat, would Rennard have got his *ahem* deposit back ?

  61. 61
    A Secret Admirer says:

    I think you are wonderful darling

  62. 62
    Nick Clegg (retired) says:


  63. 63
    Tory Party RIP - killed by Camoron says:

    According to today’s Telegraph, one in three Romanian immigrants in the UK has been arrested.

    And Dave’s going to allow 29 million more of them into the country as of January 2014.

    Good luck with that General Election in 2015, Dave!

  64. 64
    Lib Dem Watch says:

  65. 65
    Casual Observer says:

    Close facial resemblance in the photo. Wink. Wink. Say no more.

  66. 66
    Gordon 'Prudence' Brown says:

    And if the cleaner needs it moved slightly so she can vacuum underneath it, you have to pay a £750 “moving the sofa” fee to the PFI provider.

    I’m a genius.

  67. 67
    Casual Observer says:

    Look’s like the right hand shoulder strap has malfunctioned in that photo.

  68. 68
    Randy Rennard says:

    Oh yes I do. Doggy is one of my favourites

  69. 69
    Wondering no longer... says:

    Just six kind words – and all my cynicism has just melted away.

  70. 70
    Health and Safety Advisor says:

    Place an orange in his mouth, and tie the bag round his neck in the best Libdum tradition.

  71. 71
    Too cynical for my shirt says:

    It is astonishing how many commentators on here verbally harrass female MPs whilst apparently deriding those accused of doing so.

  72. 72
    Porky PFI Thief says:

    Don’t forget the “putting it back afterwards” charge.

  73. 73
    Matilda says:

    If we can’t deport them, can we just drop them over the side and let them swim home by themselves?

  74. 74
    Matilda says:

    They are probably completely unemployable anywhere else.

  75. 75
    Disco Biscuit says:

    She’s only giving lip service…

  76. 76
    Disco Biscuit says:

    Oh and Sarah? It’s “en route” not “on route”.

  77. 77
    Polly's Villa in Tuscany says:

    Randy Rennard makes several deposits in Slutty Sarah’s love bucket…Sarah becomes MP. All normal and above board…

  78. 78
    scusemequeen says:

    The obvious implication of female LibDem MP silence is that if those who rejected Rennard’s advances were unsuccessful in securing candidacies , then those that were successful must have grinned and borne it. Obviously that is not something they would want to talk about

  79. 79
    Chunky says:

    Hampstead Heath tomorrow, third oak tree on the right.

  80. 80
    JH20348923458734 says:

    Last time I checked, posters on here had not touched female Lib Dems inappropriately or locked them in their houses until they call the police.

    Admittedly, this might be down to lack of opportunity more than anything else but I hope you don’t think Rennard should get away with it because of ribald banter on here.

  81. 81
    JH20348923458734 says:

    Imagine it. You’re a female potential Lib Dem MP. The precious is within reach, you could actually be getting paid to gob off a load of ludicrous shite telling people what to do, while doing fuck all of any real use. The mother lode.

    All you have to do is close your eyes and let Rennard put his sweaty little git-prong in you. It won’t last long.

    What would you do?

  82. 82
    Keith Waz is a Vanker says:

    Even Rennard draws the line at an ugly po-faced dwarf.

  83. 83
    Casual Observer says:

    She’s a very accomplished flautist I hear

  84. 84
    JH20348923458734 says:

    Yeah, because Labour have a really tough stance on that sort of thing.

    They will probably make it a race crime to report offences by ‘minorities’ (who now outnumber whites in many places).

  85. 85
    Anonymous says:

    Perhaps she thought sitting on Rennard’s thumb was a price worth paying?

  86. 86
    Wondering again says:

    Are you a Lib Dem ?

  87. 87
    Big Daddy - Cell 27 says:

    No – but I’m at a loose end waiting for a perverter of the course of justice to arrive.

  88. 88
    Anonymous says:

    Hidden video camera. Works every time.

  89. 89
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    If it was me I would have called in the police after I had stopped him in his tracks where it hurts .

    Speaking as a woman I can look after myself but I know there are a lot of women who cannot .

    Speaking up at the time load and clear would simply be my civic duty.

  90. 90
    The House of Criminals and Pervs says:

    “As a female candidate selected to fight a winnable by-election masterminded by the man himself, she would be able to shed some light on the situation. Why so quiet?”

    Obviously the price she paid for the seat is too embarrassing to reveal!

  91. 91
    WoRaft ChiHUAHua says:

    That LD logo – it has two left hands.

  92. 92
    Cumbrian Lad says:

    Good job they didnt have babies !

  93. 93
    I can't afford the bus fare to work says:

    So we have had cash for questions and now we have sex for a seat .

  94. 94
    constituency trainbound says:

    one suspects sarahs very much afraid the Lord didn’t even glance at the knee let alone touch it … once a minger etc

  95. 95
    constituency trainbound says:

    OT but ridiculous that we have to wait until next year to implement the new policy avoiding fish dumping at sea … EU could direct it to be implemented now

  96. 96
    Anonymous says:

    Surely even Ren-hard draws the line somewhere?

  97. 97
    pissed off voter says:

    unfortunately, getting 27 countries to agree to that would take until … next year.

  98. 98
    constituency trainbound says:

    agree but getting the undersize catch back in the water before they’re dead is in the fishermen’s interest and they are keen to adopt it ..its good PR ..shame to lose the impetus waiting for the bureaucrats to catch up.

  99. 99
    keredybretsa says:

    Jeans, walking boots with arse kicking metal toe-caps, big coat, sheep skin liberty bodice and chastity belt.

  100. 100
    john mackie says:

    Shall we go up to your room now or later?

  101. 101
    Glyn H says:

    Load and clear?

  102. 102
    Grimy Miner says:

    The left hand doesn’t know what the left hand’s doing?

  103. 103
    Omar O'Farell says:

    the english are a minority and we should defend what we have – what they have left us anyway

  104. 104
    jennie bleargh says:

    if a powerful male shags a female and gives her a job or promotion, they should both be guilty. it’s not fair on the less well looking of us to have to compete with slags getting their blurters out.

    its like only rich kids can do unpaid internships.

    good looking women (or fair looking depending on drink intake etc) just allow someone to stick his man in their shame is easier than working hard and doing multiple job interviews.

    if sarah teather allowed herself to get ‘hammered’ by Rennard then she should be sacked for corruption just as much as he should.

  105. 105
    jennie bleargh says:

    harmans wife managed to get to be an mp by shovelling taxpayer cash into the labour party

  106. 106
    jennie bleargh says:

    you mean indigenous brits or any old bongo that turns up and we give a passport to?

  107. 107
    jennie bleargh says:

    i imagine many women have slept their way into power.

    maybe not harman or beckett.

  108. 108
    jennie bleargh says:

    teather is mp for brent. so unlikely she let him go the whole way. maybe just a tit wank

  109. 109
    jennie bleargh says:

    interestingly, teather is one of the few to have voted against gay marriage. anything to do with her constituency being dominated by musloids?

  110. 110
    Lord Rennard says:

    I had a go at Teather’s knee, but the effort of bending down that far put my back out. Should have tried tits first.

  111. 111
    Airey Belvoir says:

    Fish that are caught by trawl are nearly all dead when landed, having suffocated in the net.

  112. 112
    Anonymous says:

    What did Sarah know ? Who cares … Mediocre, third rater …

  113. 113
    Anonymous says:

    All aboard Sarah, lads !

  114. 114
    Anonymous says:

    What did Sarah know ? Who cares … Mediocre, third rater …

  115. 115
    Gormenghast says:

    Just the right height to give a blow-job without kneeling.

  116. 116
    Rennard's round-up says:

    The fox was teathered, and the teather was foxed.

    Oink Oink.

  117. 117
    blub says:

    I’d guess a hand shandy.

  118. 118
    Anonymous says:

    with a dump on the chest to finish off. Loverly.

  119. 119
    hahaha says:

    They look like a matching set of lovebirds.

  120. 120
    hahaha says:

    They could spend more time with their consciences.

  121. 121
    hahaha says:

    Who will the postal voting Rumanians support?

  122. 122
    hahaha says:

    Amputated by sharia law, soon to be introduced here.

  123. 123
    Rose Lee says:

    More likely to have been rounded down by a Cameroon.

  124. 124
    Dessert rat says:

    I wouldn’t fuck her with yours Guido

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