Silent Sarah Teather Jokes About Avoiding the Media
Given the very obvious lack of female LibDem MPs coming forward to discuss Lord Rennard on the airwaves, is it really wise for one of them to joke about avoiding the cameras?
Sarah Teather has been located at last: she’s on the way to Eastleigh:
You might not want to do media, Sarah, but Guido suspects others in your party would like you to take the bold step and speak up. What did you know of Lord Rennard’s ways and when? As a female candidate selected to fight a winnable by-election masterminded by the man himself, she would be able to shed some light on the situation. Why so quiet?
Am I first ?
Only just.
There has been no accusation that Rennard likes dogs.
Oh yes I do. Doggy is one of my favourites
Randy Rennard makes several deposits in Slutty Sarah’s love bucket…Sarah becomes MP. All normal and above board…
harmans wife managed to get to be an mp by shovelling taxpayer cash into the labour party
Even Rennard draws the line at an ugly po-faced dwarf.
one suspects sarahs very much afraid the Lord didn’t even glance at the knee let alone touch it … once a minger etc
I had a go at Teather’s knee, but the effort of bending down that far put my back out. Should have tried tits first.
The fox was teathered, and the teather was foxed.
Oink Oink.
They look like a matching set of lovebirds.
No, you’re one of a long line of cnuts.
Not yet.
Not even with a bag on your head.
If I put two over your head ?
Place an orange in his mouth, and tie the bag round his neck in the best Libdum tradition.
“……she would be able to shed some light on the situation.”
We did it with the lights out. Can you imagine him naked?
Owen, why aren’t you at school?
Surely even Ren-hard draws the line somewhere?
if a powerful male shags a female and gives her a job or promotion, they should both be guilty. it’s not fair on the less well looking of us to have to compete with slags getting their blurters out.
its like only rich kids can do unpaid internships.
good looking women (or fair looking depending on drink intake etc) just allow someone to stick his man in their shame is easier than working hard and doing multiple job interviews.
if sarah teather allowed herself to get ‘hammered’ by Rennard then she should be sacked for corruption just as much as he should.
They could spend more time with their consciences.
I think we’ve got a very clear message, a loud and clear message that Britain cannot let up in dealing with its debts, dealing with its problems, cannot let up in making sure that Britain can pay its way in the world.
Politicians try to hide complete failure under the cover of meaningless, meandering verbiage!
We are following you.
Jokes? Has she not realised that she can’t do Jokes?
She should grow a pair of balls and speak up.
I can categorically confirm that she is orb-less in the scrotal region.
This is possibly one ‘specific’ denial, which, were Lord Rennard to make it, I might be inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt about.
30,000 Romanians have been arrested in the UK for violence and sex crimes in just five years.
Keeping us in jobs. Great, keep ‘em coming.
Its probably just the same 5000 using the multiple ID cards we issue them with
How many Brits?
Who cares? We seem more than able to home-grow our own sex pests, we don’t need to import more.
While you are keen for facts and figures, I’m sure you don’t want to know about the rate per capita of offending in either camp, just as people don’t like that sort of analysis on the crime rate in black males compared to whites.
They’re being imported to do the work our own workshysters don’t.
30,000 seems a curiously round number, almost as if a UKipper had made it up.
More likely to have been rounded down by a Cameroon.
you mean indigenous brits or any old bongo that turns up and we give a passport to?
According to today’s Telegraph, one in three Romanian immigrants in the UK has been arrested.
And Dave’s going to allow 29 million more of them into the country as of January 2014.
Good luck with that General Election in 2015, Dave!
If we can’t deport them, can we just drop them over the side and let them swim home by themselves?
Yeah, because Labour have a really tough stance on that sort of thing.
They will probably make it a race crime to report offences by ‘minorities’ (who now outnumber whites in many places).
the english are a minority and we should defend what we have – what they have left us anyway
Who will the postal voting Rumanians support?
Poor little Sarah,wonder is she,s had to take a good Rennarding to get her elfness into the Hoc #gropegate
She can only have go to be a candidate by accepting his offer!
She offered her honour.
He honoured her offer.
All night long it was honour and offer.
your name says it all, like two walruses going at it. All that would be missing is David Attenborough giving a commentary.
I have always found it to be the opposite. Those that have taken that route, have to be held in a permanent state of waiting. They must feel the debt will be repaid. “Your opportunity is soon, I promise.”
The “secret” only works if the victim is still waiting for, or is still receiving the reward. Just look to the current obvious court case, as to the outcome of removing the payback.
If it is the case that the person would end up with more power than the gate keeper, then the tables would be turned. In a one to many situation, too many victims with power leads to ruin.
My only conclusion is they are all mentally challenged and unfit for governing anything. These are the people that are asking to be elected and could end up face to face with terrorists and dictators. Maybe they would use the same tactics on them.
They are probably completely unemployable anywhere else.
i saw her first
LibDem policies are funnier than our jokes.
And her kneeling down routine was even better, just ask Rennard.
Did her mother play Nursie on Blackadder?
http://members.iinet.net.au/~jez/junk/Nursie.jpg
Look’s like the right hand shoulder strap has malfunctioned in that photo.
What did Sarah know ? Who cares … Mediocre, third rater …
i am sure even rennard had standards
They were nice cars…
Yes, it is important for things to be kept up at all times.
We would need evidence of Rennard’s standards.
What exactly are you implying here, Mr F? That she went up to the ermined vermin at some function & threatened to invade his bed if she wasn’t given a constituency? On that basis, she’d be leader of the party by now
Where the fuck are your sandals?
I am really pissed off that certain people compare me to a Rabbitt, bloody hell run for you lives its farmer mcdonald
Sorry should have been Watership, but you try typing when you are nibbling on a carrot
Keep nibbling.
Does the rabbit suck the fox’s knob?
Get the kettle on Sarah. Herb tea anyone.
Uhhh, what’s up doc.
Are we saying that not all the wimmin accosted by Reynard put up a fight?
I think it’s a bigger hint than the one thats going to cost sally bercow 50 grand.
More that he was hoist by his own petard
Sarah has always been tight-lipped.
That’s not a very nice crack.
I think Lord Rennard and Sarah Teather have totally done it.
I think she liked it as well. Why else would she be so quiet?
If he goes to prison, do you think she will visit and give him a helpful flash like in Midnight Express? Imagine that.
OMG
i imagine many women have slept their way into power.
maybe not harman or beckett.
“You might not want to do media, Sarah, but Guido suspects others in your party would like you to take the bold step and speak up.”
Who does she think she is, the tory candidate?
I was going to make a serious point. but i imagine it will just cause giggling at the back.
“theres no such thing as a safe seat for a lib dem”
I had a sofa government once. Bought it on great terms from World of Leather. No down payment and £500 a year for the next century.
And if the cleaner needs it moved slightly so she can vacuum underneath it, you have to pay a £750 “moving the sofa” fee to the PFI provider.
I’m a genius.
Don’t forget the “putting it back afterwards” charge.
“there’s no such thing as a safe seat for a lib dem”
Especially on a Lord’s lap !
Bliss for some….
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@murunbuch : A politician’s ability to recall an event is inversely proportional to that event’s importance.
Can anyone – anywhere – think of anything good to say about anyone – anywhere ?
I can’t.
I think you are wonderful darling
Just six kind words – and all my cynicism has just melted away.
Hampstead Heath tomorrow, third oak tree on the right.
Are you a Lib Dem ?
No – but I’m at a loose end waiting for a perverter of the course of justice to arrive.
If she had not won the winnable seat, would Rennard have got his *ahem* deposit back ?
Close facial resemblance in the photo. Wink. Wink. Say no more.
It is astonishing how many commentators on here verbally harrass female MPs whilst apparently deriding those accused of doing so.
Last time I checked, posters on here had not touched female Lib Dems inappropriately or locked them in their houses until they call the police.
Admittedly, this might be down to lack of opportunity more than anything else but I hope you don’t think Rennard should get away with it because of ribald banter on here.
She’s only giving lip service…
She’s a very accomplished flautist I hear
Oh and Sarah? It’s “en route” not “on route”.
The obvious implication of female LibDem MP silence is that if those who rejected Rennard’s advances were unsuccessful in securing candidacies , then those that were successful must have grinned and borne it. Obviously that is not something they would want to talk about
Imagine it. You’re a female potential Lib Dem MP. The precious is within reach, you could actually be getting paid to gob off a load of ludicrous shite telling people what to do, while doing fuck all of any real use. The mother lode.
All you have to do is close your eyes and let Rennard put his sweaty little git-prong in you. It won’t last long.
What would you do?
Hidden video camera. Works every time.
If it was me I would have called in the police after I had stopped him in his tracks where it hurts .
Speaking as a woman I can look after myself but I know there are a lot of women who cannot .
Speaking up at the time load and clear would simply be my civic duty.
Load and clear?
Perhaps she thought sitting on Rennard’s thumb was a price worth paying?
“As a female candidate selected to fight a winnable by-election masterminded by the man himself, she would be able to shed some light on the situation. Why so quiet?”
Obviously the price she paid for the seat is too embarrassing to reveal!
So we have had cash for questions and now we have sex for a seat .
teather is mp for brent. so unlikely she let him go the whole way. maybe just a tit wank
with a dump on the chest to finish off. Loverly.
interestingly, teather is one of the few to have voted against gay marriage. anything to do with her constituency being dominated by musloids?
That LD logo – it has two left hands.
The left hand doesn’t know what the left hand’s doing?
Amputated by sharia law, soon to be introduced here.
Good job they didnt have babies !
OT but ridiculous that we have to wait until next year to implement the new policy avoiding fish dumping at sea … EU could direct it to be implemented now
unfortunately, getting 27 countries to agree to that would take until … next year.
agree but getting the undersize catch back in the water before they’re dead is in the fishermen’s interest and they are keen to adopt it ..its good PR ..shame to lose the impetus waiting for the bureaucrats to catch up.
Fish that are caught by trawl are nearly all dead when landed, having suffocated in the net.
Jeans, walking boots with arse kicking metal toe-caps, big coat, sheep skin liberty bodice and chastity belt.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-WlQm5ZScTIQ/UE5fF4hYHSI/AAAAAAAAJrs/nyVPP26v6vM/s400/IMG_3142.JPG
Shall we go up to your room now or later?
All aboard Sarah, lads !
What did Sarah know ? Who cares … Mediocre, third rater …
Just the right height to give a blow-job without kneeling.
I’d guess a hand shandy.
I wouldn’t fuck her with yours Guido