February 27th, 2013

PMQs LIVE: Self-Appointed Detectives Edition


  1. 1
    UKID DING says:

  2. 2
    Steve Miliband says:

    Have I got news for you

  3. 3
    Financial analyst says:

    While waiting for PMQS

    Here is another financial disaster in the making


    Originating from the same bank gansters of New York and London

  4. 4
    Steve Miliband says:

    Hows that going? Funny once, not every week

  5. 5
    Ed Ballzup (Music-Hall Comedian) says:

    Get on with it Miliband you imbecile!

  6. 6
    The Happy liberal Care Home says:

    Has Ed Bolocks had a forehead transplant, it looks bigger each week

  7. 7
    Oh Deary Me says:

    Big Fail from Ed.

  8. 8
    Steve Miliband says:

    Ed’s joke writer is Justin Moorhouse – not very funny

  9. 9
    Ah! Monika says:

    Balls turn to wear the purple tie

  10. 10
    Mike Hancock says:

    Who is the schoolgirl sat behind Harriet?

  11. 11
    Ma­qboul says:

    He’s got a retarding hairline.

  12. 12
    Steve Miliband says:

    New Statesman classic quote by Ed!!!

  13. 13
    Tithead says:

    He’s lost the New Statesman now…

  14. 14
    Getting warm yet? says:

    Nice spot, but who here knows what the colour purple signals to those watching these puppets? No, I dont mean you plebs, when I say those watching.

  15. 15
    Eds Balls Up says:

    So quoting the New Statesman is scraping the Barrel?

  16. 16
    joolz says:

    how bad is Ed Sillyband, the man cannot string together a coherent sentence


  17. 17
    The Happy liberal Care Home says:

    What is harriet wearing around her neck

  18. 18
    Black Ops says:

    He got owned.

  19. 19
    Battleaxe says:

    Not a noose so I don’t care

  20. 20
    Oh Shit!! says:

    It was like a thought bubble popped out of Ed’s head.

    “Did I really say quoting the New Statesman was scraping the barrel?

  21. 21
    Frightened Inmate #2 says:

    Thompson Twins – We are Detectives

  22. 22
    Ed Scraping The Barrel Miliband says:

    Wow, wasn’t I useless again.

  23. 23
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Another run on the food banks.

  24. 24
    Steve Miliband says:

    WTF Hazel?

  25. 25
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Hard pressed Salford families facing higher energy bills. Hazel needs to ask her leader about his role in pushing up energy bills.

  26. 26
    Tithead says:

    Hazel blears is so dog rough she’ll soon be in Coronation Street

  27. 27
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    And how many that use the food banks don’t really need to?

  28. 28
    WVM says:


  29. 29
    Suicidal? She should have jumped for Joy. says:

  30. 30
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Charlotte Leslie hitting at Labour’s toxic Health Care record.

    Cameron playing a straight bat, but not taking the hint. He is a turd.

  31. 31
    Hazel Blears- please pay us back! says:

  32. 32
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Andy Burnham looked puzzled. He really is in denial over Stafford Hospital.
    Resign Burnham.

  33. 33
    Anonymous says:

    Better one of Winnie’s flaming tyres.

  34. 34
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    Why did she fancy Carina herself?

  35. 35
    Rubik's Cube says:

    Please remember not to unseat Ed Milliband!

  36. 36
    Guido's Windowlicker says:

    Well said.

  37. 37
    Ed Miliband says:

    We are still the policy free party.

  38. 38
    Frightened Inmate #2 says:

    This is pedantic but she’s a Times reporter so … Vicky Pryce didn’t “tell the jury” anything. She gave evidence in court. Defendants do not address the jury.

  39. 39
    The Anglo Saxon says:

    Skinners itching to ask a question, bets on last question going to him ?

  40. 40
    Ed Miliband says:

    Labour have reverted to finding individual cases. I suppose that happens when they have no policies.
    Labour are liars.

  41. 41
    Ed Miliband says:

    What have I just said, the truth slipped out, crikey.

  42. 42
    Arch Karch er, er says:

    The simpleton could not join the dots, just as her fellow Labour member was whinging about not making the economy carbon free by 2030. With idiots like these, who do not understand that for every action there is a consequence, we are eternally f**ked.

  43. 43
    Vacuous Unpaid Labour Intern Esq. says:

    Harman old hag wearing kinky boots, just sooooo wrong.

  44. 44
    anon says:

    Ahhhh… that delicious moment when you see his face registering what his mouth has just said….priceless

  45. 45
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    She borrowed them from Jack Dromey.

  46. 46
    Fact Hunt says:

    ‘Not only Socialists but incompetent Socialists at that’.

    Bit like yourself then Dave.

  47. 47
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    Probably “May I go to the loo”

  48. 48
    Nick Clegg Deputy Prime Minister and confirmed liar says:

    Careful, I don’t want too much competition on the lying front. I am numero uno mentiroso por favor.

  49. 49
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Somebody’s garden gnome is missing and is currently masquerading as a Liebore MP. LOL

  50. 50
    Stuart says:

    Chris Bryant unable to make the Sarah Palin comment heard! His mate the speaker made sure it was heard! Disgracefully partisan!

  51. 51
    pissed off voter says:

    did anyone notice how many, if any, of the female lib dem members were present?

  52. 52
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    “London Lady” by the Stranglers comes to mind. LOL

  53. 53
    Anonymous says:

    “We will look at any individual case” Bed room tax.


    The word Cameron does not understand. Everyone that has their life changed by these step change decisions will have a family and friends. Everyone will see the injustice of these issues. It reflects on his future.

    There are two types of policy: Change everyone/change all new situations. The former is appropriate to small percentage changes and the later to step changes.

    The obvious way is to always introduce a step change policy in new situations only. Any change would trigger the new restriction.

    If the problem is a major increase in housing benefit, it either means the rents have increased significantly or the numbers have gone up. The first implies that these people are being attacked for something outside their control. Have the actual rents for these specific long term residents gone up, or is it only the new agreed rents? Why punish the wrong ones. However, if the number have significantly gone up, then there must be a significant turnover in the system. So changing the rules for new situations only, would be adequate.

    My experience is there is a turnover. I also think the costs of refurbishing these long term rentals to the new standards will further increase the rents. Look at the rule changes on renting to see why the benefits have been rising for new housing situations.

  54. 54
  55. 55
    Guido's Windowlicker says:

    DD talking some economic sense with Brillo on Daily Politics today.

  56. 56
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

  57. 57
    Socialists says:

    There is no such thing as nationalities anymore. We are now all part of one big equal happy family.

  58. 58
    Foetid brainwave says:

    Party’s over London Lady!

  59. 59
    Foetid brainwave says:

    Edinburgh on Friday night?

  60. 60
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    I saw them back in the 80s at the Apollo Manchester.

  61. 61
    Big Dave from B Wing says:

    Come Chris, come to daddy. We are all awating expectantly for you.

  62. 62
    Lord dickhard says:

    Looks like that churchill insurance dog, head always shaking or is that for mrs inept?

  63. 63
    Lord dickhard says:

    Should I be taking notes Mr Daddy?

  64. 64
    Lord dickhard says:

    And drop the Maybeline ffs, you`re not the Rhondda MP.

  65. 65
    Lord dickhard says:

    Well say you`re sorry then, so sorry etc and mean it.

  66. 66
    Lord dickhard says:

    some were having new chastity keys cut.

  67. 67
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    Cameron actually managed to say today his Government puts disabled people first .

    What a stupid thing to say and do .

    If you want to help the disabled then you first of all have to get the abled bodied people in productive work in an expanding economy .

    Only if you sort this will you be able to help the disabled.

    You cannot go on indefinitely giving them money no one earns.

    How he got a first from Oxford is really one of life’s great mysteries.

  68. 68
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Or is he becoming/monging “Lurch” from the Adams Family?

  69. 69
    Delboy says:

    Bit of rampant inflation for a year or two and the housing market will be sorted pal.

    Cant understand what all the fuss is about myself .

  70. 70
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    I don’t know. Why did she?

  71. 71
    Lord dickhard says:

    She did, didn`t she? She certainly held the cheque aloft and, turkey style, thrust her scrawny neck forward in a headbanger manner and one assumes it was paid.

  72. 72
    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    Cameron is obviously following my posts because he has changed his mind since lunchtime.

    He says now the period of fiscal consolidation is being extended which is more or less what President Hollande was saying in French . His excuse though is that he is a Socialist.

    The point here in the UK is that even Mr Cameron’s altered position will have no beneficial effect whatsoever : all Mr Cameron is going to do is extend the period of sluggishness in the economy.

    He would have been a better off just quoting an article in the New Statesman no one has ever read.

    That is what I think anyway.

  73. 73
    Anonymous says:

    Arch @ 42 “for every action there is a consequence”
    Plus the everpresent Law of Unintended Consequences.

  74. 74
    Anonymous says:

    You can’t send payments to HMRC unless they have issued a demand for payment.
    It was a stunt designed to make her look “good” & the viewers believe she was really going to put in the post.

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