February 27th, 2013

No Thanks


  1. 1
    Jimmy says:

    They look like they’ve swapped clothes.

  2. 2
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    What an exciting poster. If I was in the LY I would rush off to the conference the minute I saw it.

    Those two thumbs are REALLY motivatiing.

  3. 3
    Mr Terry Ball says:

    Lock up your daughters

  4. 4
    JH20348923458734 says:

    Isn’t that Herr Lipp from The League of Gentlemen on the left?

  5. 5
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Thumbs up from Rennard, thought he was only a hands on leader.

  6. 6
    Fire up the Quattro says:

    Who is on the right?

  7. 7
    JH20348923458734 says:

    My god, the Labour gimp said something funny.

  8. 8
    Rambling Sid Rumpole says:

    Who is the one on the right?

  9. 9
    The Public says:

    This is porn

  10. 10
    Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha says:

    I find this touching.

  11. 11
    Steve Miliband says:

    Where’s his other hand?

  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    In a word….no!

  13. 13

    Well its just another great ingredients to the pot. The Eastleigh by election has been the most exciting political thing for a while.

  14. 14
    Obvious ones are the best says:

    Someone who swallows the party line

  15. 15
    Caption time says:

    ‘Get your thumb out of my arse!’

  16. 16
    Steve Miliband says:

    If your shirt collar is way too big, don’t tighten your tie, it makes you like like a child

  17. 17
    Calamity Clegg says:


  18. 18
    All the fun of a lynching without the mess says:

    I can think of lots more exciting things than a mere by-election

  19. 19
    Gok Wan says:

    The guy on the right looks like he’s borrrowed that shirt.

  20. 20
    Owin Jones says:

    Thanks for having me!

  21. 21
    Jimmy's Rightie News Of The Day says:

  22. 22
    Lord Rennard of groping says says:

    Come to LY place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon!

  23. 23
    Everyone in Westminster Who Stood in Awe of The Freak says:

    Apparently Lord Rennard is some sort of communications genius whose stratagems were absolutely top notch.

    As this poster shows.

  24. 24
    SP4BS says:

    Jumping up waterfalls to avoid you.

  25. 25
    Anonymous says:

    Nick Clegg toast on Friday.

  26. 26
    Anonymous says:

    Is he short? Short people cannot put hands DOWN the back of dresses when standing next to each other.

    We all remember the down the back of the skirt, Marr, photo, but in that case they were in an embrace. Does he have special elbows?

  27. 27
    Dave is Toast says:

    8,000 badgers to be killed


    Shirtlifter marriages and AAA ratings are nowt compared to slaughtering the badgers.

    Dave will come to regret his Badger massacre.

    Will the Lib Dems oppose the Brock Holocaust in a desperate attempt to win back the female voter?

  28. 28
    Owen's mummy says:

    Owen, if you’re not back in class instantly there will be no tea for you tonight!

  29. 29
    Dave says:

    YES! Couldn’t think who he reminded me of :)

  30. 30
    Anonymous says:

    …at the end of her tether?

  31. 31
    Jugs says:

    Marr was stroking her bum.

  32. 32
    JH20348923458734 says:

    A whole generation of the white working class screwed in the name of progress.

    What do you expect?

    Sneer all you want, but all this rabble need is a charismatic media savvy leader to rally behind and you’ve got a big problem on your hands. Chippy little interviewers might not fare so well next time.

  33. 33
    Yellow Belly says:

    Is this the Lib Dem equivalent of a Masonic handshake?

  34. 34
    Rennard Exposed says:

    For the Lib Dems a sex pest is worth more than women’s security.

  35. 35
    Owin Jones says:

    Incredibly sweet of you and totally undeserved,Mummy.

  36. 36
    Grammar School Boy says:

    I got the thumbs up from my Proctologist a few days ago!

  37. 37
    WoRaft ChiHUAHua says:

    Snotty Cambridge schoolboy chewing gum mocks people who don’t conform to his standards of beauty. How dare they have an opinion. Only people with floppy hair and a media studies degree should be allowed to have an opinion.

  38. 38
    The Right Honourable George Osborne Mp says:

    I think we’ve got a very clear message, a loud and clear message that Britain cannot let up in dealing with its debts, dealing with its problems, cannot let up in making sure that Britain can pay its way in the world.

  39. 39

    No it’s not, it’s Miliband Rice Krispies! (Crap, Shackles and Twot)

  40. 40
    Nigel Biggles MEP, Leader of the Lemon Party says:

    Is someone asking for me?

  41. 41
    Anonymous says:

    I don’t know whether he did these things or not. But some thing tells me that women as well as men would have been put through these type of things by number of people.

  42. 42

    And if you’d looked behind you when I did it, you’d have seen my hands were behind my back, AND I had no trousers on…..and that’s magic!!!

  43. 43
    Red Hot LibDem Babe says:

    Lard Ren has a very fat belly
    To conference he brought KY jelly
    He said to the girls,
    I do like your curls
    Come up to my room, but not to watch telly.

  44. 44
    Education, Edyerkayshun, Eddyookaashun says:

    Mission accomplished.

  45. 45
    Anonymous says:

    Nick Clegg or Cameron will be toast on Friday.

  46. 46
    stun says:

    Oh good, I need a new shaving brush.

  47. 47
    Calamity Clegg says:

    LibDem strategy is based on lies, smears, innuendo and in-the-gutter campaigning.

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    Do you have a problem with his race?

  49. 49
    GOM says:

    Wonder if ‘Sniffer’ Rennard has his mitt up the gormless bloke’s arse or does he only grope the ladies?

  50. 50
    Jimmy says:

    “Sneer all you want”

    Thanks I will. Meanwhile you knock yourself out patronising them instead.

  51. 51
    Honey Badger says:

    Ask me if I give a shit.

  52. 52
    The Public says:

    Not much different from the other two parties there, then.

  53. 53
    Tricky Nicky says:

    We believe in equal gropertunities

  54. 54
    Ah! Monika says:

    That would be discrimination, a trait Liberals can’t stand.

  55. 55
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    That necktie on the right has gotta go. I don’t know what school he went to, but a tie with those stripes doesn’t look like one that you would figure any school would want to claim as theirs.

  56. 56
    Bert says:

    No one in the mainstream political parties.

  57. 57
    Ah! Monika says:

    ALBACORE this blog needs you.

  58. 58
    Lard Everard says:

    Scraping the bottom of the barrel ?? No, I’ve been scraping the barrel of the bottom.

  59. 59
    Person from Porlock says:

    They didn’t just beat ‘em, they rectum.

  60. 60
    Red Egg Millitit... National Socialist says:

    LY ? Is that like a KY liberal jelly ?

  61. 61
    Bert says:

    >Come to KY place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon!

    Fixed that for ya!

  62. 62
    Bluebottle says:

    Why have those men got their thumbs sticking up in the air and pointing in my direction?

  63. 63
    Person from Porlock says:

    You don’t often find colonic irrigation jokes.

    Here are two.

  64. 64
    Rambling Sid Rumpole says:

    Gideon old lad you’ve been in chargefor nealy 3 years therefore anything adding to the debt when you took over is your responsibility

  65. 65
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Alles Klar ;-)

  66. 66
    Anonymous says:

    A finger of fudge is just enough …

  67. 67
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    He’s a Socialist so it must be in your wallet ;-)

  68. 68
    Raging Leftie (@ragingleftie) says:

    Wow that is one very exciting poster. It really makes me think about going – not.

  69. 69
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Alistair Darling has just gone into hiding ;-)

  70. 70
    Blowing Whistles says:

    “Initiating rituals” – or something of that kind?

  71. 71
    Person from Porlock says:

    School of Discretion?

  72. 72
    Person from Porlock says:

    They really ought to get married.

  73. 73
    CarryHole is a Dismal Hunt says:

  74. 74
    Casual Observer says:

    Ed Ball’s tie and the color purple. Also worn by Thornton on the C4 debate the other night. Some facts about the color purple…

    i) Purple is the inverse color to yellow, an opposite. Look at something purple for a bit, then look at a white surface, and you will perceive gold / yellow. Neat.

    ii) Purple symbolizes prosperity, wealth and nobility.

    iii) There is a deeper meaning in Juda!sm: Exodus 25:4, Offerings for the Tab3rnacle. In the context of the Lord telling M0ses what the !sraelites should offer: ‘blue, purple and scarlet yarn and fine linen; goat hair;’

    Blue is associated with the heavenly throne (sky / water) / man, Red with how sin can be forgiven (earth) / woman. Purple is a blend of the two, or the truth of unity.

    iv) Purple (more violet…) is associated with the 7th Chakra, the crown chakra. Symbol of spirituality, a perfect balance of red and blue.

    v) On a less subtle note, it could be telegraphing anti-z!onism.

    Check the book: ‘The color purple’ by Al!ce Walk3r.

    The link is from Biblical blue, or tekhelet, the !sraelites were commanded to color one of their tassels (tzitzit) with. However, tekhelet can also be interpreted as argaman (Tyrian Purple). See Numbers 15:39-40:

    ‘And you shall have the tassel, that you may look upon it and remember all the commandments of the Lord and do them, and that you may not follow the harlotry to which your own heart and your own eyes are inclined,and that you may remember and do all My commandments, and be holy for your God.’

    vi) Purple is also considered an international gay color, more lesbian.

    It is interesting to note also that Jesus was dressed in purple before his crucifixion, and was mocked. M@rk 15:16, J0hn 19:2

    Revelation 17:4 also details that Satan’s bride is dressed in purple.

    The yellow after image seen after looking upon purple for any length of time can be associated with visions of Lucifer, the light bringer.

  75. 75
    Owin Jones says:

    How to survive in UK politics. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlTggc0uBA8

  76. 76
    The man who doesn't understand NO says:

  77. 77
    Blowing Whistles says:

    What did Super Supercop Brian Paddick know about all of this – wasn’t he privvy to lots of it; and why didn’t he cuff a few of the members [puns are additionally intended] or were his hands tied in some awkward position?

  78. 78
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ve never sexually harassed any women.

  79. 79
    JH20348923458734 says:

    They are your ex-voters, you fucking deal with them.

    How dare they not say thank-you and keep voting Labour.

    How. Dare. They.

  80. 80
    Maqboul says:

    Farage is already taken.

  81. 81
    Maqboul says:

    You mean shoal like sheep shurely?

  82. 82
    JH20348923458734 says:

    No, you just chucked phones and office furniture at them.

  83. 83
    Hans Feet says:

    Hating is not the problem. It just important to know which people to hate. You’re got to hate the right people.

  84. 84
    11 syllables in the last line? FFS. Pfft says:

    Synchromesh ALERT

  85. 85
    An observer says:

    What about that northern bigot woman ? You were in her back parlour with her nearly an hour.

  86. 86
    NeilMc says:

    Libdems should not appear with ” They’re coming to LY” as a slogan. We know they’re going to without them telling us upfront!

  87. 87
    Ed Miliband of Primrose Hill says:

    I am a One Nation Statesman Barrel Scraper.

  88. 88
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    I don’t know about his race, his latent idiocy seems to be his major failing. That and being a socialist of course.

  89. 89
    an impartial observer says:

    Interesting poster. Is than an example of their company’s double glazing behind them? Do they have a leaflet?

  90. 90
    Ed Miliband of Primrose Hill says:

    Moderation – Why?

  91. 91
    keredybretsa says:

    Two grinning political goons!

  92. 92
    Lord dickhard says:

    Uncomfortable now with the use here of the word “coming”.

  93. 93
    Jimmy says:

    I’d be surprised if any of them had ever voted for us. They’re certainly on your side now. You don’t seem very happy about it though.

  94. 94
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    EDL members are banned from UKIP, try again retard.

  95. 95
    Lord dickhard says:

    Hope all beavers to be spared.

  96. 96
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    They are working class ex-Labour people and well you know it Jimmy. Just like the B&P are too.

  97. 97
    Lord dickhard says:


  98. 98
    Eastleigh Labour candidate John O Farrell says:

    I hate Tories so much that I cheered when the IRA blew up the Grand Hotel in Brighton.

  99. 99
    JH20348923458734 says:

    I suppose they are the wrong sort of white working class now?

    ie, they are the cognizant of their life situation, distainful of metropolitan-progressive-elites-and-their-plans-for-us variety.

  100. 100
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    On the contrary hating is the problem and when you import millions of people, a large proportion of which, hate everything this country is and stands for, you will always have huge social problems.

    Dickheads like Jimmy and his socialist brethren, don’t understand the concept of consequences, hence their inability to understand that ‘rubbing peoples faces in it’ is not the kind of policy that will ever, ultimately be anything, other than a social disaster.

  101. 101
    A woman says:

    School for Scandal?

  102. 102
    Anonymous says:

    Testing rituals, to weed out the greed. Anyone who values their future so highly, at that level of personal sacrifice, does not value the group at all.

  103. 103
    Nick Clegg Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom says:

    Look, I lie, it’s what I do, it’s what we do. I can’t see a problem with it, so why do you?

  104. 104
    JH20348923458734 says:

    They seem to have missed the UG from the caption.

  105. 105
    NE Frontiersman says:

    Thanks for clearing that up.

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  107. 107
    Anonymous says:

    lib dems sliding deep into Eastleigh gravel pit anyway these two could ensure permanent demise of party as well as Clegg’s career

  108. 108
    Anonymous says:

    Suit by Lidl

    Shirt by Woolworths (in 1993)

    Tie by Ditzy Deckchair Fabrics

  109. 109
    Sir William Wade says:

    Take it from one who knows – there are far too many badgers and they really do spread TB to cattle.

  110. 110
    Gordon Brown says:

    The end of my willy is purple. I call it PC Percy.

  111. 111
    Terence says:

    Moderation in all things!

  112. 112
    Pedant says:

    Shouldn’t that read ‘coming at’the conference?

  113. 113
    Pedant says:

    “in her back parlour’? Is that Limp Dem code?

  114. 114
    Burning Ring says:

    And Sleeze by Sleezey

  115. 115
    Burning Ring says:

    Lock up your new-born grandchild as well!

  116. 116
    Beau Brummel. says:

    Whoever he is he is wearing a shirt at least one size too big for him. And that tie?

  117. 117
    Happy to be living outside the Socialist bubble says:

    Jimmy should try living in Moslem countries for about 6 months and discover how he has to live and act to their norms.
    As typical with insular “elite” Socialists living in the UK, he has no real knowledge of African and Moslem customs and laws, and what can happen to you when you do not obey them.

  118. 118
    BBC Outside Broadcast from John Simpson says:

    Someone is talking of importing pine martens from up north to gobble up our grey squirrels.
    This could be a serious war and I intend to report on it and save them.

  119. 119
    Red Ed Millibandwagon says:

    You sir, are stealing my words about the New Statesman.
    I believe I am allowed one gaffe a minute.

  120. 120
    hahaha says:

    They don’t need to attend a conference. They already know how to lie.

  121. 121
    Jimmy says:

    What a delicious suggestion. The High Atlas is lovely at this time of year.

    I had no idea you were an anthropologist. Please tell us more.

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  123. 123
    the savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Does LY stand for Last Year’s ??

  124. 124
    the savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Ahhhh… rrrgh

    But does he suffer from the gag reflex ??

  125. 125
    the savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Sincere smile by Trotter s Independent Traders .

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