February 27th, 2013

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125 Comments

  1. 1
    Jimmy says:

    They look like they’ve swapped clothes.

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  2. 2
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    What an exciting poster. If I was in the LY I would rush off to the conference the minute I saw it.

    Those two thumbs are REALLY motivatiing.

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  3. 3
    Mr Terry Ball says:

    Lock up your daughters

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  4. 4
    JH20348923458734 says:

    Isn’t that Herr Lipp from The League of Gentlemen on the left?

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  5. 5
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Thumbs up from Rennard, thought he was only a hands on leader.

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  6. 6
    Fire up the Quattro says:

    Who is on the right?

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  7. 9
    The Public says:

    This is porn

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  8. 10
    Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha says:

    I find this touching.

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  9. 11
    Steve Miliband says:

    Where’s his other hand?

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  10. 12
    Anonymous says:

    In a word….no!

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  11. 13

    Well its just another great ingredients to the pot. The Eastleigh by election has been the most exciting political thing for a while.

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  12. 15
    Caption time says:

    ‘Get your thumb out of my arse!’

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  13. 16
    Steve Miliband says:

    If your shirt collar is way too big, don’t tighten your tie, it makes you like like a child

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  14. 17
    Calamity Clegg says:

    ‘LY ING BASTARDS…

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  15. 19
    Gok Wan says:

    The guy on the right looks like he’s borrrowed that shirt.

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  16. 20
    Owin Jones says:

    Thanks for having me!

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  17. 21
    Jimmy's Rightie News Of The Day says:

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  18. 22
    Lord Rennard of groping says says:

    Come to LY place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon!

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  19. 23
    Everyone in Westminster Who Stood in Awe of The Freak says:

    Apparently Lord Rennard is some sort of communications genius whose stratagems were absolutely top notch.

    As this poster shows.

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  20. 26
    Anonymous says:

    Is he short? Short people cannot put hands DOWN the back of dresses when standing next to each other.

    We all remember the down the back of the skirt, Marr, photo, but in that case they were in an embrace. Does he have special elbows?

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  21. 27
    Dave is Toast says:

    8,000 badgers to be killed

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environment/9897723/8000-badgers-to-be-killed-as-minister-announces-pilot-culls-this-summer.html

    Shirtlifter marriages and AAA ratings are nowt compared to slaughtering the badgers.

    Dave will come to regret his Badger massacre.

    Will the Lib Dems oppose the Brock Holocaust in a desperate attempt to win back the female voter?

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  22. 34
    Rennard Exposed says:

    For the Lib Dems a sex pest is worth more than women’s security.

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  23. 38
    The Right Honourable George Osborne Mp says:

    I think we’ve got a very clear message, a loud and clear message that Britain cannot let up in dealing with its debts, dealing with its problems, cannot let up in making sure that Britain can pay its way in the world.

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      Rambling Sid Rumpole says:

      Gideon old lad you’ve been in chargefor nealy 3 years therefore anything adding to the debt when you took over is your responsibility

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  24. 43
    Red Hot LibDem Babe says:

    Lard Ren has a very fat belly
    To conference he brought KY jelly
    He said to the girls,
    I do like your curls
    Come up to my room, but not to watch telly.

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  25. 49
    GOM says:

    Wonder if ‘Sniffer’ Rennard has his mitt up the gormless bloke’s arse or does he only grope the ladies?

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  26. 55
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    That necktie on the right has gotta go. I don’t know what school he went to, but a tie with those stripes doesn’t look like one that you would figure any school would want to claim as theirs.

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  27. 58
    Lard Everard says:

    Scraping the bottom of the barrel ?? No, I’ve been scraping the barrel of the bottom.

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    • 119
      Red Ed Millibandwagon says:

      You sir, are stealing my words about the New Statesman.
      I believe I am allowed one gaffe a minute.

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  28. 60
    Red Egg Millitit... National Socialist says:

    LY ? Is that like a KY liberal jelly ?

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  29. 62
    Bluebottle says:

    Why have those men got their thumbs sticking up in the air and pointing in my direction?

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  30. 68
    Raging Leftie (@ragingleftie) says:

    Wow that is one very exciting poster. It really makes me think about going – not.

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  31. 72
    Person from Porlock says:

    They really ought to get married.

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  32. 74
    Casual Observer says:

    Ed Ball’s tie and the color purple. Also worn by Thornton on the C4 debate the other night. Some facts about the color purple…

    i) Purple is the inverse color to yellow, an opposite. Look at something purple for a bit, then look at a white surface, and you will perceive gold / yellow. Neat.

    ii) Purple symbolizes prosperity, wealth and nobility.

    iii) There is a deeper meaning in Juda!sm: Exodus 25:4, Offerings for the Tab3rnacle. In the context of the Lord telling M0ses what the !sraelites should offer: ‘blue, purple and scarlet yarn and fine linen; goat hair;’

    Blue is associated with the heavenly throne (sky / water) / man, Red with how sin can be forgiven (earth) / woman. Purple is a blend of the two, or the truth of unity.

    iv) Purple (more violet…) is associated with the 7th Chakra, the crown chakra. Symbol of spirituality, a perfect balance of red and blue.

    v) On a less subtle note, it could be telegraphing anti-z!onism.

    Check the book: ‘The color purple’ by Al!ce Walk3r.

    The link is from Biblical blue, or tekhelet, the !sraelites were commanded to color one of their tassels (tzitzit) with. However, tekhelet can also be interpreted as argaman (Tyrian Purple). See Numbers 15:39-40:

    ‘And you shall have the tassel, that you may look upon it and remember all the commandments of the Lord and do them, and that you may not follow the harlotry to which your own heart and your own eyes are inclined,and that you may remember and do all My commandments, and be holy for your God.’

    vi) Purple is also considered an international gay color, more lesbian.

    It is interesting to note also that Jesus was dressed in purple before his crucifixion, and was mocked. M@rk 15:16, J0hn 19:2

    Revelation 17:4 also details that Satan’s bride is dressed in purple.

    The yellow after image seen after looking upon purple for any length of time can be associated with visions of Lucifer, the light bringer.

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  33. 75
    Owin Jones says:

    How to survive in UK politics. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlTggc0uBA8

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  34. 76
    The man who doesn't understand NO says:

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  35. 77
    Blowing Whistles says:

    What did Super Supercop Brian Paddick know about all of this – wasn’t he privvy to lots of it; and why didn’t he cuff a few of the members [puns are additionally intended] or were his hands tied in some awkward position?

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  36. 78
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ve never sexually harassed any women.

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  37. 86
    NeilMc says:

    Libdems should not appear with ” They’re coming to LY” as a slogan. We know they’re going to without them telling us upfront!

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  38. 87
    Ed Miliband of Primrose Hill says:

    I am a One Nation Statesman Barrel Scraper.

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  39. 89
    an impartial observer says:

    Interesting poster. Is than an example of their company’s double glazing behind them? Do they have a leaflet?

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  40. 91
    keredybretsa says:

    Two grinning political goons!

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  41. 104
    JH20348923458734 says:

    They seem to have missed the UG from the caption.

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  42. 112
    Pedant says:

    Shouldn’t that read ‘coming at’the conference?

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