February 27th, 2013

No Thanks


  1. 1
    Jimmy says:

    They look like they’ve swapped clothes.

  2. 2
    Quiet Bat Person says:

    What an exciting poster. If I was in the LY I would rush off to the conference the minute I saw it.

    Those two thumbs are REALLY motivatiing.

  3. 3
    Mr Terry Ball says:

    Lock up your daughters

  4. 4
    JH20348923458734 says:

    Isn’t that Herr Lipp from The League of Gentlemen on the left?

  5. 5
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Thumbs up from Rennard, thought he was only a hands on leader.

  6. 6
    Fire up the Quattro says:

    Who is on the right?

  7. 9
    The Public says:

    This is porn

  8. 10
    Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha says:

    I find this touching.

  9. 11
    Steve Miliband says:

    Where’s his other hand?

  10. 12
    Anonymous says:

    In a word….no!

  11. 13

    Well its just another great ingredients to the pot. The Eastleigh by election has been the most exciting political thing for a while.

    • 18
      All the fun of a lynching without the mess says:

      I can think of lots more exciting things than a mere by-election

  12. 15
    Caption time says:

    ‘Get your thumb out of my arse!’

  13. 16
    Steve Miliband says:

    If your shirt collar is way too big, don’t tighten your tie, it makes you like like a child

  14. 17
    Calamity Clegg says:


  15. 19
    Gok Wan says:

    The guy on the right looks like he’s borrrowed that shirt.

  16. 20
    Owin Jones says:

    Thanks for having me!

  17. 21
    Jimmy's Rightie News Of The Day says:

    • 32
      JH20348923458734 says:

      A whole generation of the white working class screwed in the name of progress.

      What do you expect?

      Sneer all you want, but all this rabble need is a charismatic media savvy leader to rally behind and you’ve got a big problem on your hands. Chippy little interviewers might not fare so well next time.

    • 37
      WoRaft ChiHUAHua says:

      Snotty Cambridge schoolboy chewing gum mocks people who don’t conform to his standards of beauty. How dare they have an opinion. Only people with floppy hair and a media studies degree should be allowed to have an opinion.

    • 44
      Education, Edyerkayshun, Eddyookaashun says:

      Mission accomplished.

      • 117
        Happy to be living outside the Socialist bubble says:

        Jimmy should try living in Moslem countries for about 6 months and discover how he has to live and act to their norms.
        As typical with insular “elite” Socialists living in the UK, he has no real knowledge of African and Moslem customs and laws, and what can happen to you when you do not obey them.

        • 121
          Jimmy says:

          What a delicious suggestion. The High Atlas is lovely at this time of year.

          I had no idea you were an anthropologist. Please tell us more.

  18. 22
    Lord Rennard of groping says says:

    Come to LY place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon!

  19. 23
    Everyone in Westminster Who Stood in Awe of The Freak says:

    Apparently Lord Rennard is some sort of communications genius whose stratagems were absolutely top notch.

    As this poster shows.

  20. 26
    Anonymous says:

    Is he short? Short people cannot put hands DOWN the back of dresses when standing next to each other.

    We all remember the down the back of the skirt, Marr, photo, but in that case they were in an embrace. Does he have special elbows?

  21. 27
    Dave is Toast says:

    8,000 badgers to be killed


    Shirtlifter marriages and AAA ratings are nowt compared to slaughtering the badgers.

    Dave will come to regret his Badger massacre.

    Will the Lib Dems oppose the Brock Holocaust in a desperate attempt to win back the female voter?

  22. 34
    Rennard Exposed says:

    For the Lib Dems a sex pest is worth more than women’s security.

  23. 38
    The Right Honourable George Osborne Mp says:

    I think we’ve got a very clear message, a loud and clear message that Britain cannot let up in dealing with its debts, dealing with its problems, cannot let up in making sure that Britain can pay its way in the world.

    • 64
      Rambling Sid Rumpole says:

      Gideon old lad you’ve been in chargefor nealy 3 years therefore anything adding to the debt when you took over is your responsibility

  24. 43
    Red Hot LibDem Babe says:

    Lard Ren has a very fat belly
    To conference he brought KY jelly
    He said to the girls,
    I do like your curls
    Come up to my room, but not to watch telly.

  25. 49
    GOM says:

    Wonder if ‘Sniffer’ Rennard has his mitt up the gormless bloke’s arse or does he only grope the ladies?

  26. 55
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    That necktie on the right has gotta go. I don’t know what school he went to, but a tie with those stripes doesn’t look like one that you would figure any school would want to claim as theirs.

  27. 58
    Lard Everard says:

    Scraping the bottom of the barrel ?? No, I’ve been scraping the barrel of the bottom.

    • 119
      Red Ed Millibandwagon says:

      You sir, are stealing my words about the New Statesman.
      I believe I am allowed one gaffe a minute.

  28. 60
    Red Egg Millitit... National Socialist says:

    LY ? Is that like a KY liberal jelly ?

  29. 62
    Bluebottle says:

    Why have those men got their thumbs sticking up in the air and pointing in my direction?

  30. 68
    Raging Leftie (@ragingleftie) says:

    Wow that is one very exciting poster. It really makes me think about going – not.

  31. 72
    Person from Porlock says:

    They really ought to get married.

  32. 74
    Casual Observer says:

    Ed Ball’s tie and the color purple. Also worn by Thornton on the C4 debate the other night. Some facts about the color purple…

    i) Purple is the inverse color to yellow, an opposite. Look at something purple for a bit, then look at a white surface, and you will perceive gold / yellow. Neat.

    ii) Purple symbolizes prosperity, wealth and nobility.

    iii) There is a deeper meaning in Juda!sm: Exodus 25:4, Offerings for the Tab3rnacle. In the context of the Lord telling M0ses what the !sraelites should offer: ‘blue, purple and scarlet yarn and fine linen; goat hair;’

    Blue is associated with the heavenly throne (sky / water) / man, Red with how sin can be forgiven (earth) / woman. Purple is a blend of the two, or the truth of unity.

    iv) Purple (more violet…) is associated with the 7th Chakra, the crown chakra. Symbol of spirituality, a perfect balance of red and blue.

    v) On a less subtle note, it could be telegraphing anti-z!onism.

    Check the book: ‘The color purple’ by Al!ce Walk3r.

    The link is from Biblical blue, or tekhelet, the !sraelites were commanded to color one of their tassels (tzitzit) with. However, tekhelet can also be interpreted as argaman (Tyrian Purple). See Numbers 15:39-40:

    ‘And you shall have the tassel, that you may look upon it and remember all the commandments of the Lord and do them, and that you may not follow the harlotry to which your own heart and your own eyes are inclined,and that you may remember and do all My commandments, and be holy for your God.’

    vi) Purple is also considered an international gay color, more lesbian.

    It is interesting to note also that Jesus was dressed in purple before his crucifixion, and was mocked. M@rk 15:16, J0hn 19:2

    Revelation 17:4 also details that Satan’s bride is dressed in purple.

    The yellow after image seen after looking upon purple for any length of time can be associated with visions of Lucifer, the light bringer.

  33. 75
    Owin Jones says:

    How to survive in UK politics. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlTggc0uBA8

  34. 76
    The man who doesn't understand NO says:

  35. 77
    Blowing Whistles says:

    What did Super Supercop Brian Paddick know about all of this – wasn’t he privvy to lots of it; and why didn’t he cuff a few of the members [puns are additionally intended] or were his hands tied in some awkward position?

  36. 78
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’ve never sexually harassed any women.

  37. 86
    NeilMc says:

    Libdems should not appear with ” They’re coming to LY” as a slogan. We know they’re going to without them telling us upfront!

  38. 87
    Ed Miliband of Primrose Hill says:

    I am a One Nation Statesman Barrel Scraper.

  39. 89
    an impartial observer says:

    Interesting poster. Is than an example of their company’s double glazing behind them? Do they have a leaflet?

  40. 91
    keredybretsa says:

    Two grinning political goons!

  41. 104
    JH20348923458734 says:

    They seem to have missed the UG from the caption.

  42. 112
    Pedant says:

    Shouldn’t that read ‘coming at’the conference?

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

orkneylad says:

What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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