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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
They look like they’ve swapped clothes.
My god, the Labour gimp said something funny.
Nick Clegg toast on Friday.
No it’s not, it’s Miliband Rice Krispies! (Crap, Shackles and Twot)
Nick Clegg or Cameron will be toast on Friday.
Do you have a problem with his race?
I don’t know about his race, his latent idiocy seems to be his major failing. That and being a socialist of course.
They don’t need to attend a conference. They already know how to lie.
Who is the one on the right?
Someone who swallows the party line
I don’t know whether he did these things or not. But some thing tells me that women as well as men would have been put through these type of things by number of people.
“Initiating rituals” – or something of that kind?
Testing rituals, to weed out the greed. Anyone who values their future so highly, at that level of personal sacrifice, does not value the group at all.
Ahhhh… rrrgh
But does he suffer from the gag reflex ??
Whoever he is he is wearing a shirt at least one size too big for him. And that tie?
Suit by Lidl
Shirt by Woolworths (in 1993)
Tie by Ditzy Deckchair Fabrics
And Sleeze by Sleezey
Sincere smile by Trotter s Independent Traders .
Does LY stand for Last Year’s ??
What an exciting poster. If I was in the LY I would rush off to the conference the minute I saw it.
Those two thumbs are REALLY motivatiing.
I got the thumbs up from my Proctologist a few days ago!
And if you’d looked behind you when I did it, you’d have seen my hands were behind my back, AND I had no trousers on…..and that’s magic!!!
They didn’t just beat ‘em, they rectum.
Uncomfortable now with the use here of the word “coming”.
Look, I lie, it’s what I do, it’s what we do. I can’t see a problem with it, so why do you?
lib dems sliding deep into Eastleigh gravel pit anyway these two could ensure permanent demise of party as well as Clegg’s career
Lock up your daughters
Lock up your new-born grandchild as well!
Isn’t that Herr Lipp from The League of Gentlemen on the left?
YES! Couldn’t think who he reminded me of
Alles Klar
Thumbs up from Rennard, thought he was only a hands on leader.
A finger of fudge is just enough …
Who is on the right?
No one in the mainstream political parties.
This is porn
I find this touching.
Where’s his other hand?
…at the end of her tether?
He’s a Socialist so it must be in your wallet
In a word….no!
Well its just another great ingredients to the pot. The Eastleigh by election has been the most exciting political thing for a while.
I can think of lots more exciting things than a mere by-election
‘Get your thumb out of my arse!’
Is this the Lib Dem equivalent of a Masonic handshake?
You don’t often find colonic irrigation jokes.
Here are two.
If your shirt collar is way too big, don’t tighten your tie, it makes you like like a child
‘LY ING BASTARDS…
The guy on the right looks like he’s borrrowed that shirt.
Thanks for having me!
Owen, if you’re not back in class instantly there will be no tea for you tonight!
Incredibly sweet of you and totally undeserved,Mummy.
A whole generation of the white working class screwed in the name of progress.
What do you expect?
Sneer all you want, but all this rabble need is a charismatic media savvy leader to rally behind and you’ve got a big problem on your hands. Chippy little interviewers might not fare so well next time.
Is someone asking for me?
EDL members are banned from UKIP, try again retard.
Oh dear
http://edlnews.co.uk/index.php/latest-news/latest-news/425-exposed-ukip-candidate-and-edl-supporter-kim-gandy?COLLCC=2666040164&
Well said, young James.
“Sneer all you want”
Thanks I will. Meanwhile you knock yourself out patronising them instead.
They are your ex-voters, you fucking deal with them.
How dare they not say thank-you and keep voting Labour.
How. Dare. They.
I’d be surprised if any of them had ever voted for us. They’re certainly on your side now. You don’t seem very happy about it though.
They are working class ex-Labour people and well you know it Jimmy. Just like the B&P are too.
I suppose they are the wrong sort of white working class now?
ie, they are the cognizant of their life situation, distainful of metropolitan-progressive-elites-and-their-plans-for-us variety.
Hating is not the problem. It just important to know which people to hate. You’re got to hate the right people.
I hate Tories so much that I cheered when the IRA blew up the Grand Hotel in Brighton.
On the contrary hating is the problem and when you import millions of people, a large proportion of which, hate everything this country is and stands for, you will always have huge social problems.
Dickheads like Jimmy and his socialist brethren, don’t understand the concept of consequences, hence their inability to understand that ‘rubbing peoples faces in it’ is not the kind of policy that will ever, ultimately be anything, other than a social disaster.
Farage is already taken.
Snotty Cambridge schoolboy chewing gum mocks people who don’t conform to his standards of beauty. How dare they have an opinion. Only people with floppy hair and a media studies degree should be allowed to have an opinion.
Mission accomplished.
Jimmy should try living in Moslem countries for about 6 months and discover how he has to live and act to their norms.
As typical with insular “elite” Socialists living in the UK, he has no real knowledge of African and Moslem customs and laws, and what can happen to you when you do not obey them.
What a delicious suggestion. The High Atlas is lovely at this time of year.
I had no idea you were an anthropologist. Please tell us more.
Come to LY place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon!
Jumping up waterfalls to avoid you.
>Come to KY place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon!
Fixed that for ya!
You mean shoal like sheep shurely?
Apparently Lord Rennard is some sort of communications genius whose stratagems were absolutely top notch.
As this poster shows.
LibDem strategy is based on lies, smears, innuendo and in-the-gutter campaigning.
Not much different from the other two parties there, then.
Is he short? Short people cannot put hands DOWN the back of dresses when standing next to each other.
We all remember the down the back of the skirt, Marr, photo, but in that case they were in an embrace. Does he have special elbows?
Marr was stroking her bum.
8,000 badgers to be killed
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environment/9897723/8000-badgers-to-be-killed-as-minister-announces-pilot-culls-this-summer.html
Shirtlifter marriages and AAA ratings are nowt compared to slaughtering the badgers.
Dave will come to regret his Badger massacre.
Will the Lib Dems oppose the Brock Holocaust in a desperate attempt to win back the female voter?
Oh good, I need a new shaving brush.
Ask me if I give a shit.
Alistair Darling has just gone into hiding
Hope all beavers to be spared.
Take it from one who knows – there are far too many badgers and they really do spread TB to cattle.
Someone is talking of importing pine martens from up north to gobble up our grey squirrels.
This could be a serious war and I intend to report on it and save them.
For the Lib Dems a sex pest is worth more than women’s security.
I think we’ve got a very clear message, a loud and clear message that Britain cannot let up in dealing with its debts, dealing with its problems, cannot let up in making sure that Britain can pay its way in the world.
Gideon old lad you’ve been in chargefor nealy 3 years therefore anything adding to the debt when you took over is your responsibility
Lard Ren has a very fat belly
To conference he brought KY jelly
He said to the girls,
I do like your curls
Come up to my room, but not to watch telly.
ALBACORE this blog needs you.
Synchromesh ALERT
Wonder if ‘Sniffer’ Rennard has his mitt up the gormless bloke’s arse or does he only grope the ladies?
We believe in equal gropertunities
That would be discrimination, a trait Liberals can’t stand.
That necktie on the right has gotta go. I don’t know what school he went to, but a tie with those stripes doesn’t look like one that you would figure any school would want to claim as theirs.
School of Discretion?
School for Scandal?
Scraping the bottom of the barrel ?? No, I’ve been scraping the barrel of the bottom.
You sir, are stealing my words about the New Statesman.
I believe I am allowed one gaffe a minute.
LY ? Is that like a KY liberal jelly ?
Why have those men got their thumbs sticking up in the air and pointing in my direction?
Wow that is one very exciting poster. It really makes me think about going – not.
They really ought to get married.
Ed Ball’s tie and the color purple. Also worn by Thornton on the C4 debate the other night. Some facts about the color purple…
i) Purple is the inverse color to yellow, an opposite. Look at something purple for a bit, then look at a white surface, and you will perceive gold / yellow. Neat.
ii) Purple symbolizes prosperity, wealth and nobility.
iii) There is a deeper meaning in Juda!sm: Exodus 25:4, Offerings for the Tab3rnacle. In the context of the Lord telling M0ses what the !sraelites should offer: ‘blue, purple and scarlet yarn and fine linen; goat hair;’
Blue is associated with the heavenly throne (sky / water) / man, Red with how sin can be forgiven (earth) / woman. Purple is a blend of the two, or the truth of unity.
iv) Purple (more violet…) is associated with the 7th Chakra, the crown chakra. Symbol of spirituality, a perfect balance of red and blue.
v) On a less subtle note, it could be telegraphing anti-z!onism.
Check the book: ‘The color purple’ by Al!ce Walk3r.
The link is from Biblical blue, or tekhelet, the !sraelites were commanded to color one of their tassels (tzitzit) with. However, tekhelet can also be interpreted as argaman (Tyrian Purple). See Numbers 15:39-40:
‘And you shall have the tassel, that you may look upon it and remember all the commandments of the Lord and do them, and that you may not follow the harlotry to which your own heart and your own eyes are inclined,and that you may remember and do all My commandments, and be holy for your God.’
vi) Purple is also considered an international gay color, more lesbian.
It is interesting to note also that Jesus was dressed in purple before his crucifixion, and was mocked. M@rk 15:16, J0hn 19:2
Revelation 17:4 also details that Satan’s bride is dressed in purple.
The yellow after image seen after looking upon purple for any length of time can be associated with visions of Lucifer, the light bringer.
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Thanks for clearing that up.
The end of my willy is purple. I call it PC Percy.
How to survive in UK politics. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlTggc0uBA8 …
What did Super Supercop Brian Paddick know about all of this – wasn’t he privvy to lots of it; and why didn’t he cuff a few of the members [puns are additionally intended] or were his hands tied in some awkward position?
I’ve never sexually harassed any women.
No, you just chucked phones and office furniture at them.
What about that northern bigot woman ? You were in her back parlour with her nearly an hour.
“in her back parlour’? Is that Limp Dem code?
Libdems should not appear with ” They’re coming to LY” as a slogan. We know they’re going to without them telling us upfront!
I am a One Nation Statesman Barrel Scraper.
Moderation – Why?
Moderation in all things!
Interesting poster. Is than an example of their company’s double glazing behind them? Do they have a leaflet?
Two grinning political goons!
They seem to have missed the UG from the caption.
Shouldn’t that read ‘coming at’the conference?