February 27th, 2013

An Unto-Ward Punishment

Clegg met with David “The Jews” Ward last night, telling him he has to go and work with LibDem Friends of Israel to “achieve a better understanding” of the situation. With other things on their mind they are kicking it into the long grass, but his punishment, though slight, is quite amusing…


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  1. 1
    Person from Porlock says:

    Not exactly blood on the carpet.

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    • 11
      Lecher Watch says:

      So will Nick now be sending Rennard to work with Mum’s net?

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      • 14
        Paniagua Dos says:

        Not Mums Net but a Finger painting class

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      • 37
        Anonymous says:

        Clegg needs to go and stay in the warsaw ghett.., I mean Gaza and the West Bank to learn what the racist supremacists ZIoLoons are really like.
        Instead of undermining democracy with sneaky fan clubs for despot Bigot- religious Colonies they should have “Friends of Britain” clubs FFS!

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    • 20
      Jimmy Savile says:

      Mike Hancock to work at a Brook Centre (under strict supervision)

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  2. 2
    LB says:

    Off to the gulags next for some re-education

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  3. 3
    Georgous George says:

    WHO?

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  4. 4

    Is he planning send Huhne on fast car track day?

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  5. 5
    Nick Clegg says:

    Of course, the issues of his goose step were in the background

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  6. 6
    GOM says:

    Fat Hunt needs a good kicking.

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  7. 7
    Rob Wilson MP says:

    Why is this not in the public domain?

    This comment is being place in the public domain.

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  8. 8
    Casual Observer says:

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    • 16
      tw says:

      ‘Off’, not ‘of’.

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    • 17
      REALITY CHECK says:

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      • 30
        Anonymous says:

        Do you mean like the Labour and Tory candidates?

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      • 31
        Casual Observer says:

        Pretty desperate. Especially considering the PMQs today on issue of support of terrorism. Not that Ed needed to condemn there, it would have been more politically expedient that sticking a knife in the back of the Statesman.

        D!ane Jam3s has been UKIP member for a while, according to her register of interests.

        Out of all, she has demonstrated the best understanding of the local issues, which is important. She seems to be in tune with the people on immigration as well.

        Lib Dems have this sort of problem to overcome, difficult the day before:

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    • 36
      Euro Realist says:

      Too right Michael….. Diane James comes over as far and away the best candidate on the Hustings. – and UKIP as having the only real and relevant Manifesto for this stage of the Parliament. Looking further ahead – a win here for UKIP (and a further sweep of votes in next year’s Euro Elections) will greatly strengthen David Cameron’s hand when/if he comes to renegotiate the terms of ‘Britain’s continued membership’. Europe and the Europhiles will see that Britain really means it.

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  9. 9
    Tricky Nicky says:

    I won’t be able to remember the specific allegation by the end of the week

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  10. 10
    keredybretsa says:

    Inappropriate punishment for inappropriate behaviour!

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  11. 12
    Hugh Janus says:

    Grammar and punctuation clearly not Mr Carmichael’s strong point.

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  12. 13
    Golden Commander Clegg says:

    I have never heard of David Ward

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  13. 15
    Glyn H says:

    And Hughes to wear a ‘I’ve been kissed by Peter Tatchell’ T shirt for Lent?

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  14. 18
    Ed Miliband of Primrose Hill says:

    I am a one nation new statesman.

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  15. 19
    Eric Arthur Blair says:

    A ‘Liberal’ party that sends its MPs on a Reeducation Course of indeterminate duraton – and censors their speeches and website. Nice!

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  16. 21
    Sara Teather MP For Watership down says:

    Nick has told me to work with the Field Sports Association

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  17. 22
    Call Me Dave says:

    I am being sent on a Bummers For Beginers course

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  18. 24
    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    The attempted political point scoring of labour’s Mary Creagh, over the horse meat issue, seems to have gone very quiet.
    Was Creagh scraping the barrel? She ask her new statesman leader.

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  19. 25
    EU Watch says:

    Looks very much like M5S has ruled out any coalition with the center left.

    So it looks like bunga bunga rules the senate.

    Germany’s opposition (SPD) leader Peer Ste!nbrueck has described both Gr!llo and Berluscon! as being ‘clowns’. That one suspects reflects that Germany is very worried indeed.

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    • 40
      Catty Comment (Ms) says:

      Of course! Remember it is the Krauts who are having to pay for all this EU inspired crap. Merkel is skating on thin ice for her up-coming elections, so by the end of this year there may be a complete change in Europe – and with luck the EU will no longer exist and we can get back into the real world….. and then call me Dave won’t need his bogus referendum, will he?

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  20. 26
    The vegetable lamb of tartary. says:

    Yeah. He will save the people!

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  21. 27
    Red Hot LibDem Babe says:

    Cleggy marked him down with a ‘FAIL’
    but said “Be a friend of Israel”
    Then we wont kick you out
    You’ll keep the trough to your snout
    And wont join follow Chris Huhne to jail.

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    • 38
      Anonymous says:

      Oy Vey, there is no conspiracy, we own your “democratically elected” politicians for real, you stupid Goy suckers!

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  22. 28
    PeeWee says:

    a “liberal” party that cannot employ someone to correct basic grammmatical errors.
    “. . . .with Nick Clegg, Simon Hughes and MYSELF” surely this person educated towards (but who did not attain) GCSE means “. . . and ME”

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  23. 32
    EU Funded Pro-EU Troll says:

    Vote UKIP.

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  24. 33
    Blowing Whistles says:

    All I am going to say is – But Nick was he acting in an “Official capacity” and have you got copies of the Livingscum and MacCloughlin weasel get out of it defences – which were never heard in any proper court of law – but fake tribunals?

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  25. 34
    Anonymous says:

    Someone teach the fuckwit basic English grammar.

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  26. 35
    Mark says:

    Is being a member of “(insert party) Friends of Israel” a prerequisites to succeed in UK politics?

    Despite being EU and UK policy, criticism of illegal settlement activity is muted.
    Israel gets preferential trade agreements instead. Israel is now looking for oil in the Syrian Golan Heights and the great peace envoy, T. Blair managed to scupper Gaza getting its gas to Egypt (while Israel pumps away at the same resource from a few km to the East).

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  27. 41
    Matilda says:

    So, if one cannot say “the J*ws” or even “the J*ewish community” to describe these chosen persons, can somebody please enlighten us all as to the (politically) correct term?

    PS: Where else do “Palestinians” live other than in Gaza or the West Bank?

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