Who Does Guido Think Will Win in Eastleigh?
Find out who Guido is backing to win Eastleigh, and whether or not he thinks the Rennard scandal could turn the tables in the Tories’ favour. Exclusively over on the Paddy Power blog…
How Mervyn King Lost Bank Battle War | WSJ
BBC Corporation Tax Horror Story | IEA
Sally Bercow Judgement in Full | Mr Justice Tugendhat
Commies Blame Capitalism For Terror Attack | The Commentator
Lord Black v Press Regulation | Guardian
Osborne’s Complacency | FT
DWP’s Welfare Failings | Isabel Hardman
Get Used to Coalitions | David Aaronovitch
Woolwich a Showcase in the Banality of Evil | Fraser Nelson
The Enemy Within | Max Hastings
Muslim Led Military-Style Free School Needed | Toby Young
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
How many of us, on work networks, do you think can access that link?
I’ve got a good tip…don’t eat yellow snow.
Especially if you have just made it yellow yourself.
Fat bloke, famous for banging on about ‘Guidoisation of politics’, studiously ignores comedian winning Italian election, as said comic does not suck on bankster cock.
Anyway, his name is Paul, not Guido and he’s cashing in on someone else’s fame.
I have! It’s a corker isn’t it?
John, would you mind not spending my money on looking at this blog?
Thnx
Stick your job where the sun don’t shine. I have just nailed your wife.
Dream on John, but in the meantime please make us all a coffee and then get that data entry finished
You’re welcome to her, just so long as you did it on your own time and not mine. Your p45 will be ready Friday, thanks for all your hard effort.
Actually the column is about who he predicts will win (spoiler alert: the odds on favourite,same as everyone else) rather than he candidate he’s backing.
I’m dreaming abut a certain column fnarr fnarr
The 5th column
That’ll be 50 pence each way on the yellows then.
Just hover over it and read the forward at the bottom of the screen, he’s saying he thinks the Lib Dems will edge it. Not exactly rocket science from this fat fuck paddy chancer is it?
How many horses can geedo ride at the same time? Doesn’t he think that the Moody’s decision wil have an impact?
A horse, a horse, my kingdom for…………..
he’s only writing what Murdoch tells him too these days.
Massa Murdoch, Massa Murdoch! Dey’s sayin’ unkind things about me on yo’ blog agin!
Suck harder boy
It’s pretty hard to ride two horses when you only have one arse!
Depends how big it is?
Not really a problem for Guido. He is Piggy Pickles size these days and could straddle an elephant.
Not good on grammar though. Should have been ” Whom does Guido think–”
Idiot. WHO does Guido think …
Eastleigh will be the beginning of the end for Dave Cameron & his cabal of pro EU socialist democrats who have wrecked the Tory party.
Vote UKIP.
I wouldn’t be seen dead voting for a party that allows the crooked Hamiltons to join it.
Vote UKID get Milibandwagon & Balls Up.
I think you’ll find the Hamiltons were ‘set up’ in the late 80s and he became the scapegoat for a potentially much bigger scandal.
I’m not keen on this bizarre couple, but I do remember many years ago that Hamilton’s name was cleared.
But UKIP have a magic money tree
“But UKIP have a magic money tree”
That would be the LabLibCon tax and spend, spend, spend, party you are thinking about.
UKIP actually have a well thought out balanced budget, that slashes government spending and waste, such as useless windfarms, overseas aid and ending the 20 billion EU membership fee and lots more beside.
You can of course keep voting for the LabLibCon socialist dinosaur, in which case expect nothing to ever change.
Tell us how you are going to borrow enough to give free University Education?
Tell us how the LibLabCon will balance the deficit and pay for 5 million Romanians and Bulgarians
UKIP have sold out to the Izzie loons. You’ll now have to pay for more wars for ze chosen onez if you vote UKIP.
Straight from the Holy land.
The revelations concerning Rennard and his party, may well have some value at this time. Apart from it’s further exposing Nick ( ‘I’m sorry, I’m sorry’ )Clegg, for what he his. The growing public disgust, may very well have the effect of drawing votes away at Eastleigh from a discredited Government formed by two parties now running their seperate candidates at the bi-election, caused by a dishonourable and dishonest Lib-Dem. Could UKIP benefit and run through the middle and finish the race in front?
No
Yes
Years ago, we used to be able to vote for a Conservative party. Anyone know what happended to them? Seemed such a sensible bunch of people, bit prone to unauthorised legover but I recall that as long as they were doing their job, no-one seemed to care too much.
They changed their name to UKIP
I’ll vote for that
10 to 1? its 10 past 1o!
I think we’ve got a very clear message, a loud and clear message that Britain cannot let up in dealing with its debts, dealing with its problems, cannot let up in making sure that Britain can pay its way in the world.
Am I correct in saying only one credit rating agency has dropped our AAA rating?
Give it time…
The others are to busy being prosecuted by the US government right now.
Has anyone seen the Invisible dutchMan?
He is wearing a dutch cap as a disguise.
Fuck off 8illy
He’s shifted his position so much he’s being treated in Holland for carpet burns
Eastleigh does not matter.
What does matter is the fact that the media are not delving into, and reporting on what happened at Stafford Hospital.
This proves how dumbed down our media has become. It’s so easy to pick on Clegg and Rennard, but real journalism as Stafford would be is beyond our media.
The BBC, ITV, Sky and C4 show themsleves for what they really are, pathetic.
Why is life so cheap to our media, and what hold does labour have on our media. It’s an absolute disgrace.
Telegraph is full of real news. The Oscars!
Most of today’s media seem to be filter-feeders, relying on stories that float into reach, or baby penguins, waiting for their PR parents to regurgitate stories into their gaping beaks. There are only a few free-swimming predators left.
But Stafford is miles away from London. I believe it’s somewhere up north – quite near Scotland.
Who on earth is interested in things ‘oop t’north’.
The only real news happens in London and the home counties.
I think you’ll find Stafford is nowhere near Scotland.
It’s in Wales.
Which exam board are you coaching your pupils for ?
Stafford-upon-Avon is definitely in Norfolk.
Switch me off – I’ve got a headache.
You are all wrong, Stafford is in New Zealand and thus nothing to do with this country or the Labour party, in any way at all.
Hi folks, I sure am amazed at the lack of knowledge of geography and history that you have in the li’l old country.
When Martha and I visited your nation’s capital back last summer, we took time out to visit Stratford on Avion. We had a great time visiting the Bard’s Birthplace near the Olympic Stadium. Our guide Henery (or was it ‘enery, Martha?) took us to Anne Hathaway’s Cottage – unfortunately she wasn’t at home as she was filming Les Miserables. The ‘Ye Olde Pie and Mash Shoppe’, the very one that Shakespeare used to eat at when he was writing his plays, was wonderful, we even saw his signature written on one of the white tiles.
Of course we don’t have that sort of history here in New Mexico, just rattlesnakes. Anyway, thought that I’d just pop in to say, ‘Hi’. Say ‘Hello’ to Guy Fawkes from Martha and me!
Can you find anything?
If you put all the dead bodies from Stafford end to end, they’d stretch to Scotland and back, and fill a graveyard the size of Wales.
Maybe the proposed investment for HS2 would be better spent tunnelling around Londistan and the ‘home counties’, flooding it ,then towing the lot off to the coast of South Georgia, which is somewere near the Antartic if my geography serves me well. We could swap it for the Falklands, that may calm down the ‘Argies’.
Private Eye does not ignore the issue as you point out others do.
See excellent three page article on Mid Staffs Inquiry “Return to the killing Fields – A chronicle of deaths foretold” Private Eye (No. 1334 22 Feb – 7 Mar 13).
You are so right. Great article. It would seem the guilty getaway with it yet again.
That’s why I don’t pay telly tax, do not subscribe to Sky and have not bought a newspaper in years. I refuse to fund the lifestyle of a bunch of feckless, spoonfed idiots.
Max Farquar and Chris Spivey are my regular ports of call for investigative journalism these days.
‘Honesty will be fashionable again’ tweeted Grillo after the latest election results. What do you think the outcome would have been had Guido, ‘the only man to enter parliament with honest intentions’ stood for election in Eastleigh in a few days time? He wouldn’t have had to bully supporters to get out and campaign for him. Now there’s a thought to send a chill down the spine of the Lib-Dems – and the Tories.
Ex Anna racoon
It all started with a blog- so go For it Guido
Allan
FFS What is next Order-Order scratch cards, and E-cigs
Next you’ll be playing a fucking pathetic tune everytime a blog post lands on time – just like ryanair
Be careful how much you dumb down
DOS
Not in Spain it isn’t
Fat boy, whip round and polish me cock.
Kerrrrr-ching!
Vote for Guido !
Isn’t he a foreigner?
Wot doz statement meeen?
It meanz the state’s meant 2 pay all r benefitz.
Gambling is stupid, addictive, expensive and dull.
I make an exception for games of skill, such as poker and bridge.
and backgammon
and strip poker.
How about a spot of FOREX pal ?
Is it time for Guy News yet?
photo/1
Liberal Cardinals.
Bit confused – I was quoting Balls on Attlee
My money’s on a Labour win in Eastleigh.
But Ed, there’s no money left ?
WTF are the BBC trying to do, and what agenda are they trying to instil (and who is behind it all)
On way to Gym last night (around 18:05) Radio 4 had some talking Mussie heads debating Gay marriage.
On way back from Gym (around 19:25) Radio 4 has some woman talking about the difficulty in ‘coming out’
Wonder what I missed in the middle?
The Propaganda Hour
Newsnight on Friday:
Eddie Mair, Simon Hughes and Peter Tatchell. If you didn’t like that, Graham Norton over on BBC1.
“Fielding the thoroughly decent John O’Farrell showed eagerness to put their case well, and he does.”
http://m.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/feb/26/eastleigh-worse-kind-of-westminster-charade
Polly fails to work out that this the same thoroughly decent man who wanted the IRA to finish of Thatcher.
Apart from supporting the IRA when they bombed Brighton, did O’Farrell also cheer after they blew up Chelsea and Deal Barracks,Hyde Park and Regents Park, Victoria Station,London Bridge, Manchester Arndale Centre, Bishopgate, Victoria Station, and of course Warrington?
O’Farrell is a traitor and should be hung. See if he finds that funny
He’d probably tell you that it should be ‘hanged’ – not ‘hung’.
Hang him first – by his goolies
Each way bet in a two horse-lasagne race!