February 26th, 2013

Cardinal O’Brien’s Career Was Doomed


  1. 1
    A more humane Mikado says:

    That’s inappropriate behaviour in anybody’s book.

  2. 2
    Anonymous says:

    Two of a kind!

  3. 3
    STuN says:

    Did Nick know about this then?

  4. 4
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Ah, Brown strikes again.

    It’s a shame he can’t strike himself with bad luck. He’s ruined the nation yet someone claims a giant MP salary whilst hardly bothering to show up for work.

    Brown is a disgrace to the Scottish nation.

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    Dicktator says:

    Perfect .. the Cardinal and his boyfriend, together at last.

  6. 6
    Persоn frоm Pоrlоck says:

    Where is Gordon’s other hand?

  7. 7
    Tewkesbury Ghetto says:

    Might there be photographs of one of these men involving a nappy costume and a rocking horse?

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    A Christian Brother says:

    RC Cardinal – with Arsey Ex-PM

  9. 9
    Brown Scum says:

    Brown can ask but nobody will forgive him for his time in government.

  10. 10
    Deep Fried Mars Bar says:

    Are they off to Elm house?

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    tube_thumper says:

    gordon shaking another poof firmly by the cock

    All we need in that pic is Rennard with a bimbo and nick clegg slurping arse

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    Smoke without Fire says:

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    Old England says:

    The “Demented” and the “Deviant”, pillars of society,who helped build this
    Utopia we are so privileged to live in..People to look up to…ffs

  14. 14
    Gordon Brown = Disaster Zone says:

    Brown can’t even shake hands properly:

  15. 15
    El Capitano says:

    Never mind any of that.

    Someone has suggested to me that Fraser Nelson and Dominic Cummings are an item. Is that true?

  16. 16
    Three little maids says:

    We hope your little list is up to date Your Samauriness

  17. 17
    tube_thumper says:

    This is the website of Jonah and the Beard.

    No way to contact them or comnet on their one way communication of shit that no one gives a fuck about.


  18. 18
    genghiz the kahn says:

    All it needs now is a photo of Saville and McMental.

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    The Rev Timothy Spalding says:

    Please say we can ban him from England when the Scots declare UDI? They can then have the pleasure of paying for him, though I suspect as an ex PM we’ll pick up the protection costs till he either dies of self abuse or some disciple of the peace loving faith denotes close to him?

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    old SHEP says:

    I have always been somewhat cynical by nature as regards politicians and their cronies, but the depths these people have sank to beggars even my believe, yet they are all totally unaccountable for their actions, something rotten in the state of Denmark.

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    Smoke without Fire says:

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    Smoke without Fire says:

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    Speedster says:

    Which one is the preditory Priestofile?

  24. 24
    CarryHole is a stupendous Hunt says:

    Interesting link about Beppe Grillo


  25. 25
    old SHEP says:

    Men of the Manse.

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    PC99 says:

    And he called me a bigoted pleb!

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    Engineer says:

    It was probably even worse in Shakespeare’s day, but since they didn’t have newspapers or this new-fangled interwebby-thingy, us plebs didn’t notice until it affected us in the wallet. They couldn’t blame the bankers then, either.

  28. 28
    Centre Parting says:

    Briscoe thing on BBC news website – how come it has only come out after the first ‘trial’?

  29. 29
    Latest on the sky-fairy pilot says:

    The Vatican says that the pontiff will keep the honorific His Holiness and wear a white cassock – but without his trademark red shoes.

    Dorothy will not be pleased.

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  31. 31
    Wud it B OK 2 Tweet Whiteys Mean Business? says:

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    old SHEP says:


  33. 33
    Lol says:

    I just knew this picture was coming. Did he wish Rennard well too?

  34. 34
    Paniagua Dos says:

    Has Chukas’ blow up doll been inflated beyond recommended pressure?

  35. 35
    A more humane Mikado says:

    It is, I’m just cogitating on which punishment fits the crime.

  36. 36
    tomknott says:

    Are you really sure that Gordon Brown was a supplicant for the priesthood?

  37. 37
    Guy Martin to win TT2013 says:

    We can all enjoy this again

  38. 38
    Jimmy says:

    Another rightie bites the dust. So sad.

  39. 39

    Unfortunately he is the host for the Jonah virus.

    Its been suggested that the only way to stop him is the Ripley solution

  40. 40
    Chuka's Babes says:

  41. 41

    Lefties all singing from the same hymn sheet as usual

  42. 42
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    last time I saw that nose was on a duck-billed-platypus

  43. 43
    Jimmy says:

    I promised myself I wouldn’t cry.

  44. 44
    A very happy citizen says:

    Haaaaaaaaaaaaa ……ROFLMFHO twice………as JONAH strikes again………

    & guaranteed to every time………haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    What other foto’s are there for publication all awaiting Jonah’s

    unique lasting touch…………….

    Where is the one of Call Me DDD & Jonah shaking hands ??

  45. 45
    Jimmy says:

    Well they do say you have the best tunes.

  46. 46
    Beppe Grillo says:

    V is for Vaffanculo!

  47. 47
    Casual Observer says:

    I am looking forward to the one where the idiot is blown to pieces by a drone, or is found hanging under Blackfriars bridge sucking an orange.

  48. 48
    Bruce says:

    Nah that was the Abo’s reflection.

  49. 49
    Little Gordie Brown says:

    When I was a wee lad, I asked my father, the parson, why Kirk o’ Scotland clergy could marry and RC’s couldn’t. He told me it was a moot question as far as priests were concerned as they probably weren’t the type of man who was liable to get married. At least not until David Cameron came along and said it was OK, that is.

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    Clegg-see no evil,hear no evil, speak no evil says:

    I know nothing.

  51. 51
    Ah! Monika says:

    One tit just slightly higher than the other.

  52. 52
    A woman says:

    Would an organisation called White Women Mean Business be allowed?

  53. 53
    A more humane Mikado says:

    The Manse offenders whom anyone catches
    Their doom’s extremely hard;
    They’re made to dwell in a monastery cell
    With a much-used tub of lard.

  54. 54
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Perhaps someone could suggest the high he would get in the world of auto-asphixation?

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    Jimmy- do you agree with O’Farrell that Tories should be blown up by the IRA?

  56. 56
    SP4BS says:

    “They couldn’t blame the bankers then, either.”

    Now I’m no expert, but I thought there was a play all about that sort of thing.

  57. 57
    BWMB aka Black Women Mean Business says:

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    SP4BS says:

    I’ve not been to church for a long time.

    Is it all show tunes and “somewhere over the rainbow” these days?

  59. 59
    Fishy says:

    Sucking a mandarin actally

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    SHOCKER!! Chis Huhne tells the Truth. says:

  61. 61
    Silvio Bungasconi says:

    Ehh, finucchio– sta zitto! (Minghia!)

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    Lol says:

    The bit where he wished the incoming PM well always bothered me.

  63. 63
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Institute of Chartered Accountants – yes they all belong in an institution along with ‘The men from Mazars’ that the MOS dare not mention any more for some strange reason?

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    Sam's vajayjay says:

    Let bumsex rule the day

  65. 65
    Three little maids says:

    After a trial by jury of course…

  66. 66
    Truth says:

    sod you, you made me go back to check !!

  67. 67
    Curly says:

    It is not permitted to wear shoes on the libde, er, yellow brick road.

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    Jimmy says:

    Absolutely not. They’ve proved they simply can’t be trusted with the job.

  69. 69
    Jimmy says:

    Isn’t that more a tory thing?

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    Old Blue Eyes says:

    Three young men who all unwary,
    Went to an RC Seminary.

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    Engineer says:

    You may well be right – I’m no expert on Shakespeare. Did they have man-made climate change, as well?

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    Not Right says:

    Is that a masonic grip I see. Naughty Cardinal.

  73. 73
    Gordon's brown eye says:

    Got the fugging cattle tick at last

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    Rambling Sid Rumpole says:

    Who are they?

  76. 76
    Rambling Sid Rumpole says:

    Gordy was never a banker, bankers told him what to do

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    (I don't need no doctor) says:

    The denial brothers.

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    Failwatch says:

    Is there a Flickr set of these pictures somewhere? The McDoom Broon gallery – would easily accommodate a 100+ photos

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    In a Flap says:

    are there any catholic bishops who do not bugger boys?

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    fabians ARE EVIL says:

    “He who sups with the Devil will need a long straw”

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    D'Jango says:

    O’brien hasn’t been accused of buggering boys?

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    Polly Toynbee's Tuscan maid says:

    This is a neo-con conspiracy to paint the glitters and Savilles of this world as predatory pedophiles! The lib dumtwats are doing great in Eastleigh!!

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    They're all the same says:

    How could It be otherwise ? LOL ! Nice one Fuido!

  84. 84
    Curly says:

    A hot summer night’s dream?

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    Curse of Cameron says:

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    Nudger says:

    No No No , that’s a willy grip you hold mine and I will squeeze hold yours.

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    Rene says:

    Sir, thank you so very much. Even I as a Duchman have enjoyed this picture greatly.
    Let’s hit them where it hurts.

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    Eyeless in Gaza says:

    “Chastity – the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions.” – Aldous Huxley

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