February 25th, 2013

The Door Locker Revealed
Telegraph Put Specific Allegations To Clegg’s Oates in April 2010

Yesterday Clegg told us: “my office only received concerns indirectly and anonymously”. We now know they were detailed, specific allegations. The Telegraph have just upped the Rennard ante, revealing the specific allegations they put to the LibDem election head of comms Jonny Oates back in April 2010. Oates is now Clegg’s Chief of Staff. The lawyers eventually sat on the story after the strength of the denials, but the four out of the five allegations now emerge:

To which Oates responded:


The obvious question arises: without putting the specific allegations to Clegg, how could Oates have issued this denial to the Telegraph? Yesterday Clegg insisted only “indirect and non-specific concerns” had been raised with his office, back in 2008. This correspondence proves detailed allegations were presented to a senior aide, and judging by the response evidently him, in 2010. That is not what Clegg told us yesterday…


  1. 1
    The Hague says:

    I don’t know why you bother. You have them bang to rights.

    All that is required is Clegg to resign. The Dutch government will thrown him a bone.

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    Tosspot says:

    The word ” Toast ” Comes to mind

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    BBC cunt says:

    This is NOT news. We are suspicious that you right wing fuckers want to ruin our lefty friends in the Lib Dems

    We need more wind turbines, more immigration and more gays.

    Tory cuts! Tory cuts! evil Tories!

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    Lard Everard says:

    I just wanted my ‘Oates’.

  5. 5
    Former LibDem voter says:

    This may surprise you, but there are actually some liberals who are fed up with the Liberal Democrats as well

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    Athelstan says:

    I thought you had to be “gay” to be a Lib Dem?

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    A Post Q u e e r Philosopher says:

    I thoroughly approve of this Lord Rennard

    In this day and age, where buggery, thuggery and skulduggery have become the norm

    I find it refreshing and healthy that a senior politician continues the age-old male tradition of “groping” (for lacking of a more elegant word”)

    As Conficius said, 2,500 odd years ago, (sorry for the poor translation) go forth and grope and the world will be yours…

    With 1.5 billion Chinese now, he seems to have been proved right…

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    Athelstan says:

    Perhaps Nick could sing “I’m sorry. I’m so so sorry ” once again?

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    The Right Honourable George Osborne Mp says:

    I think we’ve got a very clear message, a loud and clear message that Britain cannot let up in dealing with its debts, dealing with its problems, cannot let up in making sure that Britain can pay its way in the world.

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    Athelstan says:

    So Nick told a pack of lies about Rennart but he’s absolutley telling the truth about Anthropogenic Global Warming? And about ever closer union with the EU?

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    Nick Clegg has left the building.

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    Clegg's exit says:

    Not if but when.

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    Incapable Vince says:

    ‘Locked in a room’ ? Nice fluffy people these FibDems, aren’t they ?

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    Vote Libdem get Nick fucking Clegg says:

    Ironic eh?

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    Moody's says:

    Dear George

    Just make things crystal clear we thought we should point out that our message is not that you should not let up in dealing with your debts. It is that you have not been dealing with your debt level at all and that, as a result, your entire economy has got dodgier.

    Please do something about it before we have to put you in the bargain basement with Greece.

    Yours faithfully


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    Carina Spinagain says:

    We’re adaptable.

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    pissed off voter says:

    and who does he take with hin?

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    Not necessarily.

    Just plain weird will suffice.

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    Black Marker pen says:

    Has the BBC been at that note? It looks like some of it is Redacted.

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    Anonymous says:

    I wonder which lib dem women did not say no to him and got selected????

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    Mark Oaten says:

    Let me back.

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    pissed off voter says:

    Just saying … real possibility that Clegg is resigned and Huhne is jailed on the same day. lmao

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    I prefer the word ‘appalling’.

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    Lol says:

    Just run out of popcorn.

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    ████ 'changed my tune' Hoon says:

    Oh yeah.

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    A connaisseur says:

    I have just seen a photo of this gentleman’s wife

    Everything is now clear

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    BBC says:

    *** BREAKING NEWS ***

    Dog heard barking

  30. 30
    General Sir Philip Michael Hunt says:

    When Mark Oaten takes a dump in the morning does he come at the same time?

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    Anjem Choudary says:


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    So we have the Tories setting one group in society against another (decent hard working people v those without jobs presumably not being decent, changed to, strivers v skivers etc), while seemingly not really understanding how the profit motive actually works (see Panorama and the economists warnings to them about this beforehand). Politicising the police and restricting press freedoms too far, all of which could easily generate social unrest and lead to very dark days ahead as the lessons of history seem to have been forgotten.

    The Lib Dems proving themselves to be just as bad as the rest of them yet again.

    Labour not having any policies beyond I think saying that they will continue the Tory cuts.

    Heaven help us. With more voter apathy the more extremist and minority parties are going to have a field day come election time.

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    BBC Newsnight says:

    A total non-story…now if it was a Tory politician THAT would be different

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    Carina Spinagain says:

    Aren’t all FibDem women munters ?

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    All these bent lawyers says:

    I am glad the “lawyers sat on the story”

    Just as they “sat on” (Prince William’s lawyers at the sall of the Murdoch Mob’s criminal activities…

    Would you expect them to do anything else?

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Cleggxit. LOL

  38. 38
    Owin Jones says:

    There must be hope in Eastleigh …..Vote for Loony Party Leader Howling Laud Hope.. Don’t be a Dope ..Vote for Hope!!!

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    No need for a general election until May 2015 says:

    Followed by “Uncle Vince” taking over as leader, pulling out of the Coalition and joining with Labour to put Miliband in No 10 by Easter…..making both Cameron and Osborne toast…why do you think the LibDems got the Fixed Term Parliament Bill passed into law ?

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    BBC Spokesperson says:


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    A change of leader never results in an election.

    Ask Gordon.

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    Anonymous says:

    I ask how many and which lib dem female candidites said ‘yes please’?????

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    Ex NOTW investigator says:

    Are these guys the solicitors to the LibDem Party

    Steele and CO?

    “Norman Lamb read law at the University of Leicester. He worked for Norwich City Council as a senior assistant solicitor before joining Norfolk solicitors Steele and Co., where he became a partner and head of the firm’s specialist Employment Unit.

    He worked for a year as a Parliamentary Assistant for Greville Janner, QC, MP.”

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    Oy Vey Maria says:

    Nick Clegg scoops best actor Oscar for performance in sci-fi fantasy Total Lack of Recall

    Pride’s Purge http://tompride.wordpress.com/2013/02/25/nick-clegg-scoops-best-actor-oscar-for-performance-in-sci-fi-fantasy-total-lack-of-recall/

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    This is a classic case of how to create a crisis.And handling it the way they have they have focussed public attention away from rennard and onto cleggie who is now proved beyond doubt to be a liar. It’s a damaging label that is going to stick.

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    The Missing Bit says:

    5. That at a series of by-elections and general elections, he has annoyed the Tory and Labour parties and their media supporters by guiding LibDem candidates to victory against the odds.

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    gotcha says:

    Clegg has been caught bang to rights. He has been lying through his teeth as well as condoning and helping to cover up his mate Rennards abuse of these women.

    Time for him to resign and take the vile Jo Swinson, another cover-up merchant, sociopath, and massive hypocrite along with him.

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    The Maximum Imbecile says:

    Nick is right

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    In The Loop says:

    Clegg is a liar? Who knew?

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    FFS ! The Tory ‘cuts’ are in name only !!! Labour’s Debt Mountain is proving extremely hard to deal with.

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    limp wick lighter's guild says:

    and the hole just gets bigger !

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    Cleggy is going, going, ..... says:

    Does not the uber-intelligent Miriam advise him to tell the truth?
    Oh, I remember now, she’s a lawyer.
    Fat chance of that then.

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    Lord Wellhard says:

    It’s either grope or be groped in the Lib Dems these days, I’m afraid.

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    The Dutch Government says:

    I agree with Nick

  56. 56
    Owin Jokes says:

    When it comes to you, I vote for rope !

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    Empty Ed the Gawker says:

    Yummy yummy

    I is going to win Eastweigh

    We Labowites are going to save the countwy…

    Watch dis space

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    Incapable Vince says:

    I did. We’re peas in a pod.

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    bye bye says:

    Nick Clegg can go now, having played his part in the historic Frankfurt School mission to replace the white population of Britain with Africans and Asians.

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    A Colon says:

    The BBC never gets to the point. You are an imposter and I claim my £5

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    The Market says:

    Who gives a shit

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    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    But liars are nearly always found out.

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    I didn't know, well ,maybe I did in a way, well, oh, f-it, it's Danny Alexanders fault... says:

    Please, no.
    The less seen of that smug, puffy, listen-to-me-or-I’ll-scweam-I-really-will face, the better for the health of everyone.

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    Had enough says:

    Yes, it’s the signal for the rent boys to make a quiet exit with no eye contact.

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    Hansard writer says:


    How many of the current LibDem fillies owe their careers to the Rutting Lord?

    Mors than we think probably…

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    Joe Slovobobo says:

    Diversity is enrichment. Follow the script or report for re-education immediately!

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    Phoarrrr, what a goer, eh Jack? says:

    Was Harriet ever a libdem?

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    Daevid Lawes says:

    Relax !

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    margaret beckett reflects wistfully.. says:

    nothing worse than silly old buggers with wandering palms but then again..

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    Jack Straw says:

    The English, as a race, are not worth saving.

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    Owin Jones says:

    Osborne responding to an urgent question from Ed Balls in the Commons at 3.30.

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    Caligula is back from holidays says:

    I told you it would all end in tears

    There is NOT ONE credible political party in the UK…

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    Head of the Vaz clan says:

    It is my way oh dear one.

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    Winnie the Pooh says:

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    Cecil Parkinson's best feature says:

    Greville Janner? Well I’ll be buggered.

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    Caligula is back from holidays says:

    Since you are not English, your views simply do not count

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    China says:

    So that we can purchase all the land in their old countries to make food and bio fuel

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    Public Opinion Instantogram says:

    a spineless biography

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    Sally Alley Burke Cow says:

    A place on the gravy train just for blowing a tiny cock. Don’t knock it!

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    Criss Huoone says:


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    Jimmy's Obvious Comeback says:

    LibDems Can’t Win Here.

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    Nick Sorry Clegg says:

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    I prefer the Cleggy in Last of the Summer Wine, not Cleggy the First of Bummer Whiners says:

    Anyone with more than one-half a brain cell knew.

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    sssshhh says:

    Don’t be so Frank!

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    Ex NOTW investigator says:

    That’s why I included said reference..

    Wheels within wheels…

    Scandals within scandals (or sandals within sandals as the LibDems say)

    The world is a small place

    Don’t you agree?

    We just move from one scandal to the next

    And find the same “usual suspects”

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    Vince Cable's rucksack says:

    I couldn’t possibly comment.

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    Golden Shower Commander says:

    These are rumours put about by the Tories who have never accepted the Coalition. This must be true because it was said on Radio 4’s 1pm news today.

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    You know it's the right thing to do Jackggy the First of Bummer Whiners says:

    Hey Jack, do the decent thing. Get another bout of depression and stay in that state until the Grim Reaper comes for you.

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    honey i shrank my cock says:

    What I want to know is, did they ever find a casting couch to hold his weight?

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    A Reader says:

    So it wasn’t just indiscretion it was bordering on the edge if not on the other side of the edge of sexual molestation.

    This is far more serious than what was hinted to by Clegg previously.

    I stand corrected

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    Play it again, Sam says:

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    lmao!!!! says:

    There are no Tory cuts. The debt is increasing all the time. Even the deficit is increasing now.
    We’re as fucked as all those aspiring young female Lib Dem MPs invited into Lord RocklHard-Titchycock’s boudoir.

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    Calamity Clegg says:

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    lmao!!!! says:

    Get the horse doctor. Margie’s feeling frisky again.

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    lmao!!!! says:

    Clean your teeth first!

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    Play it again, Sam says:

    If you did a bit of gwoping Eddy

    Someone might even talk about you…

    And if you actually got it up one of your Labour filles, we would all clap…

    Clap clap clap and all That

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    john in cheshire says:

    Is that fed up with the people in senior positions of the libdems, or fed up with the ideology of the libdems. The former suggests the malcontents would be supportive of libdem policies if only certain people were removed. The latter would suggest that, perhaps, they have at last come to their senses about socialism and all that is wrong with it.

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    uuurrgh says:

    So that’s why he went up to Simon Hughes saying ‘smell my finger’!

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    Timothy Farron MP says:

    Nick Cg hasn’t got a leg to stand on now.

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    Rambling Sid Rumpole says:

    Gido my Dearie O, now what you do if something you did in say 25 years ago suddenly came to light, let us say something that you would rather not, for rather personal reasons came to light, we all have things which would rather not let our nearest and dearest and acqaintances know. Be fair, 10 years ago Cleggie was not an mp, once he did get, let alone leader of the LibDems to know he should have acted. Any comments on the scottish cardinal resigning, it seems the Church of Rome could do with some of your rabble rousing.

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    Conspiracy Watch says:

    Whilst this cover-up is fubar’ing so obviously, another cover up is quietly taking place…

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    Capt. Mainwearing says:

    You can’t believe a word that Boy Clegg says.

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    Power Crazed Balls says:

    I will tell Georgie

    Banzai, banzai…boom and bust…we have been there before…

    We must print another £200 billion and finally crash and kill what is left of the British economy

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    whitey says:

    If being in the bargain basement with Greece leads to our own Golden Dawn then I’m all for it.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Clegg spied in B & Q asking the assistant where the spades were.

    Says he’s digging his own grave.

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    whitey says:

    If being in the bargain basement with Greece gives us our own G olde n D aw n then I’m all for it.

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    Magwitch says:

    That little Sarah Teather’s done very well for herself hasn’t she? And Jo Swinson.

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    Oscar Pistoverus says:

    But somebody claims he’s done a runner to Amsterdam.

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    A knob, knob.

    That’s just taking the biscuit

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    Rule 43 says:

    I hope they’ve got room for them all on the nonses wing.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Clever for you Dim.

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    Slyman Huge says:

    Who’s got the Party carpet we always sweep these things under ??

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    Rambling Sid Rumpole says:

    From this blog mi deario it seems very much like Gido and some of his window lickers want to happen in the Con party

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    Thats what happens when you change too much at once, people choose to tighten their belts – while others are forced to. Lower consumer spending = less protits for shops = less tax collected = less jobs in the suply chains and services.

    Also no cuts tell that to those who are told that they are fit for work when days away from death, or those who can press a button once, but not twice, or those who now have to find more council tax from somewhere, or all those policemen and nurses who lost their jobs, or the soldiers, and so on and so forth.

    Also just becuse money that would otherwise have been paid to the vulnerable in society in benefits is now being paid to private companies to enable them to pay big dividends or huge wages to their directors etc, does not mean that there are no cuts. It only means that our government have arguably squandered public money.

    What was it the metro said a few days back government spends 5bn or something to get 20 people back into long term work. Cant help but wonder if PPE degrees should really be PPE and accounting degrees.

    There are big cuts that are hurting the vulnerable. The total spend may be up but that is because more people are out of work, the governments economic policies have failed and money has been diverted away from the vulnerable to the private sector. It is not, in my mind, a sign of competence nor the fault of labour. Labour did get us in this mess but the current government are making it far worse than it needs to be.

    But what the flipping heck do I know. I only have an economics degree, professional accounting qualifications, been unemployed, self employed, in the global professions,and a carer.

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    Silver Cloud says:

    It’ll be for the best. Miriam never liked British politics anyway, they want their children to be privately educated and Nick is always welcome in Brussels.

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    Jack Straw says:

    You are a racist, an antisemite and a NAAARRTTZZIIII!!! and I’m going to have you arrested.

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    Owin Jokes says:

    Can’t we tell Balls, ‘There’s no money left’ ?

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    Ah! Monika says:

    School in Peterborough where all the 400 pupils do not have English as their first language.

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    Features Editor of GQ rag says:

    Actually Nick Clegg is on a celebrity photo shoot with GC magazine at the moment…

    He will be on the front page of our new issue called “Stars in front of their Chateaux and all that”

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    Very Funny says:

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    Media says:

    Guess who’s next?

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    Mark Oaten says:

    LibDems rarely resign. There’s more difficult to remove than shit stains off a blanket.

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    what what says:

    What’s all that about then?

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Just another shaggy dog story. LOL

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    I am a Lib Dem and my name is Tom Pepper. says:

    Lord Rennard appears to have wanted to get some pants down.
    Paddy did get his pants down.
    Laws, Huhne and Clegg all caught with their pants down.
    What a bunch of scoundrels these LibDems are.

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    Anonymous says:

    he’s a (failed) politician.

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    Features Editor of GQ rag says:

    Clegg has to keep a roost of personal advisors to keep all his Cabinet in tame “groping fodder”…

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    Bertie Wooster says:

    You have to call them asylum seekers these days, I believe.

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    A person says:

    Why not? The media is all many people have left when our Parliament lacks credibility.

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    Jeremy Thorpe VC and Bar says:

    I could have told you that decades ago

    Zebras don’t change their spots…and all that…

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    The BBC says:

    We would like to invite Lord Rennard for a screen test as we’re thinking of remaking a new series of Top Of the Pops and It’s a knockout.

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    is that right? says:

    I heard that he resigned because he wouldn’t get his finger out.

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    Owin Jones says:

    I’d prefer to set fire to my face than restart the George Osborne must go debate I’m afraid :(

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    Rambling Sid Rumpole says:

    The Torygraph and NI (Gido is of course a employee now ie a contributor), both lots are run by people effectively living abroad, the Barclays in the channel isles and Murdoch in the US both claim not to interfere in editorial decisions

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    Jeremy Thorpe VC and Bar says:

    It’s called the Janner Syndrome, stupid

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    Bill says:

    Dump LibLabCon and vote UKIP! Before it’s too bloody late.

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    Politics 101 says:

    Your comment starts well enough, but you confuse being liberal with being socialist.

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    Napoleon says:

    Diversity and enrichment. You must celebrate it, or else!

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    Lib Dem = Deviants says:

    Time to set the crosshairs on Clegg.

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    Hansard writer says:

    Do tell…

    Does Simon have a cupboard full of skeletons as well?

    He has a nasty face…

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    SP4BS says:

    Eeeh, that duct tape will make a right mess of his paintwork.

    What a knob-knob-head-head.

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    Owin Jones says:

    BREAKING: Bersani-led coalition set to win Italian vote, may not need Monti for Senate control: Guido Fawkes exit poll.

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    indigenous says:

    “the more extremist and minority parties are going to have a field day come election time.”


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    Call of Booty says:

    I’ve heard of grasping politicians but Lord Rennard has a lot to explain.

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    IMF Bailiffs says:

    We are oiling our chainsaws, rubbing our hands and licking our lips at the prospect of Ed “Psycho” Balls as Chancellor.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Britain’s most senior Roman Catholic cleric, Cardinal Keith O’Brien, is resigning as leader of the Scottish Catholic Church, after being accused of inappropriate conduct.

    Says he wants to spend more time with his family.

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    ooh says:

    That Beckham woman will do anything for publicity!

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    Victoria Derbyshire says:

    He’ll soon have 60 million people telling him he’s a plonker.

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    BBC says:

    For all those neigh sayers that claim we do not report on Clegg put this in your tea and drink it


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    Ctesibius says:

    I man who can’t work out whether he’s gay or straight is not best placed to lecture us. Actually, was it Rennard who came up with the slogan ‘The Straight Choise’ when Simon stood against Peter Tatchell?

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    Hansard writer says:

    Simon Highes wiki

    “Referring to his change from previous denials about his sexuality and recent Liberal Democrat difficulties he said, “I hope that any colleague in any party at any time who might not have been entirely honest for good reason or who may have made a mistake is accepted back at the right time.” and also “I gave a reply that wasn’t untrue but was clearly misleading. I apologise.” He confirmed to PinkNews that he is bisexual”

    So he does not count…

    A proven repeated lioar already…

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    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:

    Greece might be in the bargain basement but at least they’ve got the



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    EU Watch says:


    – First Exit poll result.

    Appears markets reacting favorably: !taly bond yields down, M!B up.

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    Moby Dick says:

    Dog/pillow/fingered is the entire history of the liberal party

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    Casual Observer says:

    Clegg is a sort of one man intelligence outfit, isn’t he ?

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    Ex-News of the World Employee says:

    The true story is that “he could not get his finger out”

    Just for the record

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Seldom I miss my own double entendres.

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    chalkie white says:

    Cons, Libs, socialists, what’s the difference? They’re all sodding traitors selling us down the river.

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    Tatler drama correspondent says:

    He might even Cum Dansing if we let him…

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    Political Pervert Register says:


    Jeremy Thorpe (Bummer)
    Paddy Pantsdown (Shagging Secretary)
    Mike Handycock (Shagging Young Girls)
    Cyril Smith (Bumming Boys)
    Chris Huhne (Bumming a Lesbo)
    Lord Rennard (Fiddling with Ladies)

    FFS! There’s only a dozen of them in parliament at anyone time. They must all be at it, dirty bustards.

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    Caligula says:

    Oh dear…

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    ‘It’s a Knobout’.

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    Jack says:

    I can’t look a female lib dem in the face without seeing her without a hand down her nickers.

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    bergen says:

    No. they’re reverting to the old Gladstone/Asquith/Lloyd George traditions of the party.

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    Mark Oaten says:

    What about me ?

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    Paniagua Dos says:

    But his lying is very recent, non?

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    British Broadcast Redaction Corporation says:

    We redacted item 5. It’s the way we work.

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    John O`Farrell says:

    Where are the IRA when you need ‘em?

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    Slyman Huge says:

    Don’t forget me :)

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    To be honest says:

    Nobody cares.

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    British Broadcast Redaction Corporation says:

    Howz about that up and under then.

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    Golden Dawn Commander Entwistle says:

    I have never heard of Greece

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    Latest says:

    Vicky Pryce guilty!

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    Calamity Clegg says:

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    Historian of our times says:

    Quite right

    Since Lloyd George they have all been bummers

    But my father knew Lloyd George, so I am prejudiced…

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    Nick the Horsefly says:

    [ring ring] [click] Hello, I’m not here right now but I’d like to tell you what a sorry twat I am. I’m really am so fucking sorry for wanting to tax you to death and use your money to fund the ruling elite. Our records show that you were dumb enough to vote for the psychopath Huhne (I had no idea at the time, honest) and I trust that you still have fondled mammemories of what my party, LibDemPerves Я Us stands for.
    This has been Nick Cleg[click] [burrrrrrrrr]

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    Tom Smear Man Watson says:

    My smearing knows no bounds.

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    Beyonce says:

    Owen Jones…….Every girl’s dream.

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    Chris Bryant says:

    Me too.

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    Eagle Brother says:

    And me.

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    Dave"The One Term Prime Minister" Cameron says:

    Labour are a nailed on certainty to win in 2015, and they already have the base of an alternative to Osbornomics http://ind.pn/WkuWXH .

    I’m not known as a “One Term Prime Minister” for nothing.

  185. 185
    Liberal Peer says:

    We prefer groping “down the back”

    Just for the record…

  186. 186
    They are all bendy says:

    Should forget some of the ladies, such as Ms Harman.


    Column 43 (Children’s Homes (Staffordshire)) is worth reading.

    This was all to do with the Pindown practice which was being run.

    No need to remind that Harman was advocate for P.I.E.

    J3remy Hunt is related to VB.

    D!ckens had been trying to get P.I.E. banned, but it disbanded. Many of the issues he raised with the Home Office appeared to have fallen on deaf ears.

  187. 187
    fruitcake says:

    No I’m just fed up with party politicians fleecing me and my fellow taxpayers

  188. 188
    ? says:

    Guido should start a PPR to go with his Loony Left Comment logo

  189. 189
    Anonymous says:

    Clagg gone by Friday?

  190. 190
  191. 191
    J.Travolta (15) victim of Labour Education Policy says:

    It’s the word

  192. 192
    Morgan's Organ says:

    A spokesman for Piers Morgan said that when the shit has hit the fan for him too he will be contacting Mr Clegg and Mr Huhne as they share a common view to his own about the fundamental importance of disregarding truth in public life. He feels their new found leisure time would allow them to harness their shared skills in starting a new investment bank together!

  193. 193
    bergen says:

    It does make you think. The odds of winning the lottery must be less than so many “characters” out of of such a small group. And there’s Lembo and his cheeky girl.

  194. 194
    BBC PR Dept says:

    Ah, but we’ll get it back by upping the licence tax.
    It’s what we do, thanks.

  195. 195
    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    Apparently some leading libdems are scheming to get rid of cleggie and give the leadership to bumbling vince cable.

    I wish them luck with that one!

  196. 196
    Caroline Quinn odious BBC presenter says:

    We at the BBC discussed this allegation with 3 Lib Dem MP’s including the Deputy Leader Hughes plus a Lib Dem media supporter Jasper Gerrard.
    We at the BBC have come to the conclusion that it is all a Tory plot led by Margaret Thatcher to undermine the Lib Dems in Eastleigh.
    We will now move onto the dramatic fall in the British £ caused by the Tories losing the UK AAA rating.
    Italian election? What Italian election?

  197. 197
    EU Watch says:

    U.B.S. have been fiddling LIBOR:


    House of Warburg has some cleaning to do.

  198. 198
    Ed Ballzup (Music-Hall Comedian) says:

    What’s got long blond hair, big tits and is currently in North Korea?

    Nick Clegg snork!

  199. 199
    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    Are we to believe Swinson,Teather and Featherstone were shagged by Rennard to get their winnable seats.

    Why is Swinson not making at statement about hoe much she knew

  200. 200
    Anonymous says:

    What is the odds for Clegg resigning by Friday?

  201. 201
    The Sun's Sex Reporter says:

    Vince has one great advantage over the rest of them

    He has no lead left in his pencil…

  202. 202
    Pundit too too says:

    Tut tut – Clegg’s past work history has little if anything to do with being very economical with the truth, and now being caught out.
    Our leaders of all stripes have delusions that they are clever and intelligent; yet behave more or less as Oscar Pistorius has done when trapped in a tight corner of their own making.

  203. 203
    The Sun's Sex Reporter says:

    UBS have been fiddling everything

    What do you expect?

  204. 204
    Honest capitalist says:

    And not one individual prosecuted…

    Crime pays

  205. 205
    Pundit too too says:

    More like an organ bank, where they are the first donors.

  206. 206
    Where are Tony Blair's Expenses says:

    Add to the list

    Mark Oaten – who gives a shit

    Kennedy – drunk

    Hughes – congenital liar during his first election campaign against Tatchel in Bermondsy

  207. 207
    Meandering Streams says:

    Its all in the soil. Which is probably where your comment should be.

  208. 208
    Eastleigh Watch says:

    Worth noting:

    Also through Crick:

    Eastleigh Council say 14,276 postal votes issued, and they’ve had about 8,500 back so far, so about 11 per cent of voters already voted

    Good words from Bor!s:


  209. 209
    Meandering Streams says:

    The original “rambling” Sid Rumpole was concerned with wandering the country by-ways – now it seems to be more a wandering of the mind.

  210. 210
    Honest capitalist says:

    Because she is a hoe…

  211. 211
    joolz says:

    none, he will not resign.

  212. 212
    Honest capitalist says:

    Guido has already started a PR company for bent banks among others…

  213. 213
    Monster Raving Loony Party says:

    We will definately do well at the next election and probably get an MP before UKIP.

  214. 214
    Eastleigh Watch says:

    Good piece from the BBC for once:


    UKIP coming up on the rails.

    They should certainly come at least a convincing second.

  215. 215
    EU Watch says:

    Not yet:


    The US will likely prosecute, which almost smells of cover up.

    SFO have major investigation ongoing. They moved in shortly after the 10k job loss last year.

    Kw3ku Adobol! was found guilty and jailed for the fraud he committed at the bank, which nearly broke it. That should be a poster child for the folly of political correctness in some ways.

  216. 216
    Cardinal Sin says:

    Are YOU English Jack Straw?
    Oy Vey.

  217. 217
    Joe Public. says:

    Wow – putting Clegg up against Jesus.
    Jesus was a mentor. On current performance Clegg cannot mentor his own children let alone a political party.
    Prescott definately needed more and better.

  218. 218
    Con Artists says:

    Ukip polling close 2nd in Eastleigh, and closing on Conservatives….

    Maybe the cons should play tactical and do the honourable thing by withdrawing to ensure Ukip win.

  219. 219
    Godferdommer says:

    It’s quite nice in Amsterdam at this time if the year you know.

  220. 220
    Con Artists says:

    The solution is clearly lots of lovely more EU… EU…. EU….

  221. 221
    Con Artists says:

    Or conservative or labour or common purpose or a wan&ker, we don’t care, just as long as you love saying do as I say, not as I do, and where’s my gold plated EU jobby……

  222. 222
    Curly wonders says:

    Was he looking for darling little cottages perchance?

  223. 223
    Curly wonders says:

    Last time I used that 8 letter ‘b’ word my comment got locked in it!.

  224. 224
    Curly says:

    I do like your use of the word ‘bloody’ – because that is exactly what it is bloody well going to to be! Stock up on tinned food and candles.

  225. 225
    Curly says:

    .. and almost simultaneously learned to spell ‘definitely’ correctly too. My some people really are multi-talented.

  226. 226
    Lib Dem Campaigner says:

    People of Eastleigh, vote for us and we will abolish tuition fees for all Eastleigh residents.

  227. 227
    Curly says:

    It was needed for some dyke or other in Holland.

  228. 228
    Baron Silver of Crossmypalm says:

    If they are reverting to the Lloyd George traditions, what are they able to sell? I know why Lloyd George got to know my father. And now his political descendants have kicked me out of my sinecure! Bunch of untrustworthy ratbags!

  229. 229
    Curly says:

    Anyone got a match?

  230. 230
    Curly says:

    Crooks? Isn’t that what these men in frocks carry about with them?

  231. 231
    Earl of Croydon says:

    I cant imagine Simon Hughes would have the foggiest idea as to what the smell on his finger was.

  232. 232
    Susie says:

    Senora Belgrano’s got enough on her plate making it all better-wetter for Nickikins.

  233. 233
    Susie says:

    It’s not half as redacted as my cheque for the TV Licence is going to be.

  234. 234
    Mather's Ruing says:

    What makes you think our first one ever really went away?

  235. 235
    Boshy says:

    That’s funny………

  236. 236
    Mohammed Attaboy says:

    Including calling her final sprog ‘Brixton’ – the end of the Victoria Line.

  237. 237
    Anonymous says:

    He will do what his wife tells him to do.

  238. 238
    Anonymous says:

    And TONGE.

  239. 239
    Anonymous says:

    Cannot talk with their mouths full.

  240. 240
    William says:

    My teacher once asked for an example of a double entendre. So I gave her one.

  241. 241
    Edtheround object says:

    Certainly these are serious allegations. So serious it took 10 years to make them public. I merely point out that it’s a long time to be upset.

  242. 242
    blobby says:

    What’s gardening got to do with it?

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  244. 244
    hahaha says:

    Mendacity and hypocrisy are essential qualities in modern politicians.

  245. 245
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Cleggy won’t resign, he has learned his lesson from me. You can do anything you want but if you get caught and the media are on to you, go to ground or go on the sick. Boaz.

  246. 246
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Wotcha Mark. Boaz.

  247. 247
    DixieDean says:

    Of course there is a plan Z for the Glibdems, it’s known as the Saville/Smith option–Die first!

  248. 248
    DixieDean says:

    How silly of you, Sarah Teather is the obvious choice!

  249. 249
    Stiff lower lip says:

    Is it the coalition “bedroom tax!” or Lord Rennards “bedroom attacks?” I’m a bit befuddles

  250. 250
    the savant10.4 highway patrol says:

    Or his wife could appoint him Caudilissimo

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