February 25th, 2013

Rich’s Monday Morning View


  1. 1
    Yvonne from the Clydach Arms says:

    You are fat and you disgust me.

    I feel really sorry for your wife.

  2. 2
    Old England says:

    Take me to “Your Ladies”,for a fiddle….

  3. 3
    Mike Hancock says:

    I know what you mean Yvonne, he just can’t leave the grannies alone. How old are you princess?

  4. 4
    QT says:

    ‘Ow’s about twat then!

  5. 5
    May the best man win says:

    Cartoons by Rich (didn’t there used to be two of these geniuses?) – just what you need when you’re in competition with Private Eye

  6. 6
    Happy families down yellow brick road says:

    So. Chris Huhne’s family life was fake, Charles Kennedy’s family life was fake, Mike Hancock’s family life was fake. Have Vince and Nick anything to fess up?

  7. 7
    Civil Unrest says:

    What’s happened to Mark, have the dynamic duo split up?

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    where the blind lead says:

    Imagine if Reynard had been a Tory, the extremist left wing media like the BBC and its print arm the guardian, the independent(we arent are you?), the observer and its 137 readers would have been up in arms and outraged. Of course this left wing axis has been silent, the story does not really interest them, nothing to see here. The self proclaimed defenders of womens rights and equality shown up for who and what they really are. The BBC that jumped at the chance to smear a Tory without even bothering to get the witness to identify the person first had the story months ago and chose to ignore it, funny that.

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    Rinka Scott says:

    If you ever want a reason for not voting Liberal just look at that last post.

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    The BBC are cunts says:

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    Incapable Vince says:

    I am a yellow albadross (sic)

  12. 12
    Slyman Huge says:

    Of course. When they get booted out, remember me. I was, and always will be, the ‘straight’ choice. Honest.

  13. 13
    Lib Dem Cover Up says:

    Would you like to see my safe seat?

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    Slyman Huge says:

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    Lab LibConners says:

    Wash your mouth out with soap. The BBC, NHS and PLOD are the best in the world. Johnny foreigners are so envious they are desperate to emigrate to the U.K.

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    Dave Steele says:

    I think the issue is if Rennard had been conducting his own “witch” hunt already Simon

  17. 17
    Prime Minister David Cameron says:

    Osborne unable to control the economy, Clegg unable to control his party – is anyone in charge?

  18. 18
    G A Henty says:

    That’s right, top hole, those Johnny foreigners need a dashed good seeing to.

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    Yeah right on says:

    That is perfect! Just the thing the BBC is looking for. Have a five decade contract if you like. No don’t worry about amount, we’ll just leave that blank and you write in what you want at the time. Here, fancy a snort?

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    Vince Cable says:

    ndependent.co.uk/voices/comment/as-tory-austerity-inflicts-misery-on-millions-labour-should-articulate-their-alternative-to-osbornomics-8508690.html …

    Read this. And read it to the end.

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    Kippers says:

    So. Did Sarah Teather sleep her way up his greasy pole?

  22. 22
    The unasked Question says:

    Why did the Liberal party make him a lord when they already knew about his lecherous behaviour?

  23. 23
    Sergei Sukmiov says:

    No Mark in every sense.

  24. 24
    Dick the Prick says:

    Geez, that’s quite good, I think I need to lie down!

  25. 25
    Owin Jokes says:

    I am 5 1/2 years old.

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    Paddy Pantsdown says:

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    Sir Cyril Smith says:

    Me too

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    Ed Curry says:

    She obviously did not get very far up before slipping down that particular pole.

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    Silvio Pissa says:

    Gung Ho ! Bunga Bunga !

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Mark is resiting his O Levels ;-)

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:


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    Vince Cable says:

    Sterling fell during trading in Asia as financial markets reacted to the loss of Britain’s top AAA credit rating.

    The pound fell to a 31-month low against the dollar and a 16-month low against the euro.

    Further falls are expected when markets open in Europe amid concerns that the credit downgrade points to further problems for UK economic recovery.

    Ratings agency Moody’s made the downgrade on Friday evening, the first cut since the 1970s.

    The value of sterling has been edging down for several weeks amid speculation that the AAA rating was under threat.

    In trade in Asia on Monday, it fell to $1.5073, while against the euro it was 1.145 euros. A euro is now worth 87.3p.

    There is no reason for the Conservative led coalition to change course on the economy.We have no Plan B, and frankly,we don’t need one.

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    Owen Jonesy the 'orrible little gay. says:

    Thanks. But I go for mothering not smothering.

  34. 34
    Angry and outraged from Eastleigh says:

    I want a full explantion before Thursday.

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    Plato says:

    Who are the successful Lib-Dems women who did “succumb” to this wicked man!

    Someone should be named and shamed for not sticking him with a hatpin.

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    Unfortunate choice of words says:

    Calamity Clegg just told Radio 4 that he spoke to one of the victims last night and said “I’m very fond of her and I feel for her”. Sorry, Nick, but your mate Chris already felt for her.

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    Angry and outraged from Eastleigh says:

    By any chance have you ever been kissed by Simon Hughes?

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    Yawn says:

    In other words the pound barely moved.

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    Dave the Gays Luvver says:

    Screwing hamsters will remain illegal even under my Same Sex Marriage legislation.

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    The writing's on the wall says:

    If this Rennard debacle escalates, it could see Clegg forced to resign, and if that happens, I’m hoping it will cause the collapse of the coalition and a general election being called. I know they passed a fixed term law but that kind of thing can always be overturned.

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    Calamity Clegg says:

    Nice cut & paste from the discredited and biased BBC by the discredited Vince Cable.


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    Angry and outraged from Eastleigh says:

    If there is a Liberal in your street just keep your daughters indoors under the Police have finished their enquiries.

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    P l e b says:

    “UK economy is vulnerable after credit rating fall, warn former chancellors”

    The correct headline.

    “UK economy is vulnerable after moron with experience in towel folding and data entry is handed job by toff chum, warn former chancellors”

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    Horst Hindeburger says:

    Is he still counted as a sex-pest even when we know he can’t get it p?

  46. 46
    Owin Jones says:

    Guido Fawkes on Tory Eastleigh campaign “I flatly reject the cynicism, the opportunism; its really breath-taking from the Conservatives”.

    Nice one,Guido.

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    The Lying Dumbocraps says:

    The good news is that this scandal and the Lying Dumbocraps’ handling of it will lose them even more votes and will reduce them to about 5 seats at the next election, if any. The bad news is that those will votes will most likely go to Labour.

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    A reporter from the Daily Planet says:

    I understand the Met Police are starting a new investigation under the name “Operation Outrage”.

    They are presently looking for a definitive list of all LIBDEM party members and intend arresting and interviewing every third person named.

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    Margaret Beckett says:

    Who fancies a fiddle?

  50. 50
    Jeremey Clarkson says:

    Trial by fu*ckwits more like!

  51. 51
    Labour says:

    Amateurs! We protect the perverts in our party and we make sure their accusers are silenced.

  52. 52
    Mr Beckett says:

    I don’t really like caravaning you know, it’s just that I can’t bring myself to check-in to a hotel with a horse.

  53. 53
    Person from Porlock says:

    You may have had it right the first time.

  54. 54
    Baron Robertson of Port Ellen says:

    Oohhh BONA!

  55. 55
    Owin Jones says:

    On today’s bbc Daily Politics – John Kerry visit, Lord Rennard, Vicky Pryce trial, Leveson, young politicians, AAA status, Eastleigh by-election.

    As good as it gets guys.

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    Ma­qboul says:

    It is a prime requisite.

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    Nicholas Clegg says:

    You can trust me. Just like you could on tuition fees.

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    Nick says:

    Miriam, am I allowed to have known about his antics before Channel 4 rang me?

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    Curious Confucius says:

    Shouldn’t there be a “u” in rinal?

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    Miriam says:

    Nick, I will consult the priest and let you know.

  61. 61
    Nick says:

    But Miriam the media are really hassling me about this………..

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    The FibDemon party says:

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    Miriam says:

    Mick, you know who’s in charge and who has to make all the decisions. Stop whining while I phone for advice.

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    Person from Porlock says:

    Nick is going to have to sit this one out. Anything he says or does will only make it more difficult now.

    He could hardly have made his position worse had he just said Yeah! I know. Does it matter? Now fuck off whilst I enjoy my holiday.

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    Ma­qboul says:

    A weak pound will stimulate UK economic activity. Among other things it will make our products cheaper for export, it will make imports less attractive so manufacturers will look to UK sources and it will encourage inward investment as foreigners will get more for their bucks.

    Why do you think the Japs are letting the yen slide?

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    Yvonne from the Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    Well Vincent for your information Moodys posted last December that there was a one in three chance that sterling would be downgraded within the next three years.

    Well the grading survived two months !

    Your Government is now redoubling its efforts according to that Mr Osborne!

    It seems to me you are all well behind the curve .

    I would offer to meet with you to discuss the matter in greater depth but frankly from everything I have heard no one has even bothered to get a firm grasp of what Moodys is saying .

    It is commendable that you have kept and reread your A Level textbooks but frankly this is not nearly enough!

    P.S. Up the Swans

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    Owen's mummy says:

    Owen. Get to school.

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    Ma­qboul says:

    What do you think he is doing wrong?

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    SP4BS says:

    the markets seem to have known about the news in advance.

    Ratings agencies are just telling you what the weather is like right now, and anyone can look out the window.

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    Person from Porlock says:

    Is Rich poorer without Mark or does he simply not have a mark to pay him?

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    SP4BS says:

    and cause massive inflation.

    Instead of the government deciding to balls up the value of the currency and make everyone poorer, shouldn’t individuals and countries just decide to sell their services for less?

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    long John Silver's parrot says:

    If there is substance to what you say then after the events of 2008 to 2010 the country should now be enjoying economic recovery?

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    P l e b says:

    Osborne is by far, the least qualified chancellor of recent times, by a long way. He is nothing more than a disgusting work shy, good for nothing lazy, leeching toff in it for himself and his chums.

    If he was as competent as any of the trained football loving monkey plebs he purports to figurehead, pigs would be flying backwards over dribble street

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    Centre Parting says:

    I am confused as to why David Mellor is in the ‘cartoon’?

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    Lost in Clacton says:

    Is it raining in Spain ?

  76. 76
    Person from Porlock says:

    Because he is going to take a jog down the toe path?

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    Most amusing for the BBC to be telling people off for not acting on “rumours”.

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    Person from Porlock says:


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    Bert says:

    >successful Lib-Dems women

    Bit of an oxymoron there, Plato.

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    SP4BS says:

    “individuals and companies”

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    P l e b says:

    Clarke and Lawson. Are these the same fuckers who were in Thatcher’s government and when they took over in 1979 unemployment was below 1 million and jumped to over 3 million, the moment they took over. We need no advice, not even Gidiot, from these master privatisers who privatised Gas, Electricity and Water etc..
    Now look at the price we are paying for these services. People cant afford heating, lighting, cooking and washing etc. They repeated the mantra “Private good, Public bad”. We fell for it and look at the price we are paying for it. Put your slippers on and sit by the fire (If you can afford it) you two old fossils

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    Bert says:

    AFAIK Rich ‘n’ Mark are one and the same. 2 explanations spring to mind:

    1. He got fed up with being called Skid ‘n’ Mark.

    2. Rich & Mark are Siamese twins who are no longer on speaking terms, like Chang and Eng Bunker.

  83. 83
    Anonymous says:

    They are too busy troughing.

  84. 84
    Person from Porlock says:

    What products?

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    The Eastleigh electorate says:


  86. 86
    Lord Dickhard says:

    Wanna come back to my place for a cuppa and a grope?

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    Owen's mum says:

    OWEN! Come downstairs this minute! You’re late for school again!

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:

    hmm it’s difficult to believe that even the most hardened libdems would think of voting for them now.

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    Anonymous says:

    Employment legislation and taxes make GB uncompetitive, the biggest drag are however British managers, who are known worldwide as a bunch of incompetent muddlers and goalpost shifters.

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    Winter of discontent - you've never had it so good says:

    Too right Comrade!
    By the way, can I have my donkey jacket back please?

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    He's a real ladies' man says:

    Of course, by ladies’ man I mean a fat disgusting slimy oily pervert.

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    ex-lib dem mp says:

    The disgusting Jo Swinson covered up for years for this fat pervert while Clegg deliberately turned a blind eye.

    There’s tons more to come out yet.

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    Person from Porlock says:

    Statism. You know it works.

    North Korea, Soviet Union, Albania, Jugoslavia, Almost every country in Africa. Such models of democratic enlightenment some even put the words Peoples Republic in their names.

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    Anonymous says:

    He could just pay for it.

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    Bert says:

    You just don’t get it, do you? They are all the banksters’ bumboys. Google “fractional reserve banking” and open your eyes to what’s going on.

    Clue: why do you think Tony Blair is on a big fat retainer from J P Morgan?

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    len says:

    Are any of these abused LibDem women amongst Nick Cleggs 31 shags?

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    Person from Porlock says:

    Or perhaps they got divorced to beat the new marriage laws?

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    Person from Porlock says:

    I thought it was 30. Has he done Teather now?

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    Political perverts says:

    What is it with politicians and looking after their pervo mates? Labour and their Operation Ore nonces. The Conservatives and their 6am meetings on a beach to force one of their kiddy fiddlers to go to Europe. And now the Lib Dems and their Fat Controller having a Thomas the Tank. It reached its nadir with the Socialist Workers Party holding its own private court to deal with allegations of ràpe against one of their chief members, referred to as Comrade Delta :-D They found him not guilty because they’re all personal friends of Comrade Delta. That’s socialist justice at work.

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    Radio 5 been playing this story down as I thought. When it was Lord McAlpine it was wall to wall at the BBC. But Nicky Campbell is almost biting off his tongue talking about it.

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    SP4BS says:

    Rather tangiential to my point, oh anonymous expert on the world.

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    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Simon “the straight choice” Hughes

    Enough said

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    That’s right.

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    an impartial observer says:

    This whole Rennard affair is turning out a complete disaster.
    I’ve now laughed so much I’ve shat myself.

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    Newsnight says:

    Tonight on Newsnight, we reveal that Lord Rennard is actually Lord Ashcroft. We interview victims without showing them photos to confirm we’re talking about the same person. And we ask if Mrs Thatcher knew about the allegations. Tune in tonight to the only news programme you can trust!

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    Prime Minister Miliband and deputy PM Simon Hughes says:

    We need an enquiry on this

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    taffy says:

    The night a young female researcher ran in tears from Lord Rennard’s room and told a packed hotel bar: He fondled me

    MPs and high-ranking officials were drinking at Peterborough hotel in 2004
    A weeping woman burst in, saying she had been fondled by Lord Rennard
    Rennard had allegedly asked her to go to his room at Great Northern Hotel
    But she claims he suddenly touched her inappropriately, forcing her to flee


    Don’t worry! I’m sure Jo Swinson, that champion of women’s rights, sorted it out to everyone’s satisfaction. Cleggy must be so proud of her.

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    Owen's mummy says:


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    Sally from down the alley says:

    I don’t usually do that sort of thing but you have talked me into it you smooth talking bar steward.

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    Labour: A Unite Union Production of A Len McCluskey Party Starring Ed Miliband says:

    Ed, you need to remove your mouth from Len McCluskey’s arse.

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    Notches on Nick's bedpost says:

    No. Miriam has let him at last.

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    Dave the Gays Luvver says:

    Nick. FFS why didn’t you tell your guys that touching up women is absolutely verboten in our new PC Paradise? They should stick with nice pretty bumboy SPADS like we Conners do.

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    baah says:

    It was a well know fact for years, even a joke amongst many, in the Lib Dem party that the route to getting on for female MPs and aspiring MPs was via Rennard’s ‘casting couch’.

    Everyone knew about it even the so-called womens rights brigade. No-one did anything about it least of all Clegg.

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    Grollace says:

    So it looks like we have not one but two nasty parties now. Very confusing.

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    Len McClunkey says:

    Ed’s just like Archie Andrews ( remember him Grandad ? ). When I wiggle my finger in his arse his eyes light up and his lips move.

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    Operation Crossbow says:

    10/10 to the BBC. Instead of making the phone in about the Lib Dems and their lies…Nicky Campbell is doing ‘groping’

    The Cheque will be in the post from Limp Dem HQ.

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    Bert says:

    Unlike Mr G. Brown, the economics wizard whose academic prowess is limited to, er, a history of the Labour Party.

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    Dr Spot says:

    No wonder Nick Clegg did nothing about Rennards abuse of young women.
    Clegg is a classic sociopath: no conscience, pathologically dishonest, totally narcissistic and only concerned with himself and his political career.

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    Bert says:

    Margaret — why the long face?

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    Squeaker says:

    So your price is down to a cuppa now. how low can you get, consorting with LibDamps?

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    Limp Bit says:

    Maybe Cleggy’s been groped by Rennard. Does the fat creep like girlie-men?

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    Lost in Clacton says:

    The Pope has resigned.

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    Bert says:

    You missed “Britain” from your list.

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    Breaking News says:

    “Backbench Lib Dem MP calls for Clegg’s resignation if he knew about the allegations and did nothing about them.”

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    NICK (pants on fire) CLEGG says:

    I’ve shagged at least 40 women , and most of them gave their consent

  126. 126
    VINCE CABLE says:

    Is it just me , or can anyone else smell shit ?

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    Putr1d, spiteful Labour ruined my Country says:

    The BBC must be privatised before the £500 licence fee is imposed.

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    Rambling Sid Rumpole says:

    “have you ever been kissed by Simon Hughes?” no my deario I have never been to Wimbldon Common

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    Mark Oaten says:

    Hi Vince. Point me in the right direction ;)

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    Tim Farton says:

    Come on, my son !!

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    Incapable Vince says:

    A classic FibDem then ?

  132. 132
    dept of inappropriate behaviour says:

    bugger off – we’re busy

  133. 133
    Mark Oaten says:

    I’m waiting in antici….pation.

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    Group Think says:

    The price is high because the ‘private’ companies are being forced to subsidise inefficient power generation.

    Stick a solar panel on your roof like everyone else. Doesn’t matter if it is wholly inefficient and pointless, you’ll be paid £100 per kw/h so you can’t lose. Oh, and if you stick a diesel generator in the garage you’ll make millions.

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    Mark Oaten says:

    Am I too late?

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    Rambling Sid Rumpole says:

    Now then my deario, the big trouble with all politicians (of all parties) they just cannot keep John Thomas under control, it seems to part of the requirements for becoming a mp. This is much in the way they all seem unable to be able to get the UK economy under control.

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    snowball says:

    Sky News: Liberal Democrat MP calls for Clegg to resign if he knew about the alleged groping………..

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    Incapable Vince says:


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    Anonymous says:

    “Why do you think the Japs are letting the Yen slide”

    Because the Japs actually make stuff that the test of the world wants!

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    SP4BS says:

    Having looked at the numbers some time ago, I believe that a diesel generator is more expensive than what people get paid for solar.

    Just run a wire from the neighbour’s house, or indeed from a street lamp.

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    Anonymous says:

    Do we need a police enquiry?

    We could have 3 strands to the enquiry: “Renard, others related to Renard, and others”

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    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Not long now before the markets call time on the money printing, pull the plug on the UK and send in the IMF bailiffs.

    When they have have finished chainsawing the bloated public sector down to size there wont be a box ticker, bedwetter, bureauocrat left. LOL

    Whoever is in power when that happens will be out of power for the next 50 years.

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    Loopy Loo says:

    The fact it was announced at the end of the week/ start of weekend tells you all you need to know that it was a pre arranged thing and all those in the loop were kept fully informed.

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    Rambling Sid Rumpole says:

    That is nothing new my deario, Gideonis busy winding his gramaphone up again and put his old record “It’s not my fault, it was Gordon’s”

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    Groundhog day in LibDem Land says:

    Another day, another LibDem perv in the press and another in the court.

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    Plato says:

    There are a good few Lib-Dem babes being transported around London in Limos and feeding at the trough at our expense,

    In Westminster terms, that is all that success is.

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    rebekah aka nellnewman says:


    Eastleigh’s notorious naked rambler is backing the libdems.

    That just about sums up the libdems at the mo.

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    punter says:

    Lib Dems fall to third in latest Eastleigh by-election poll. Tories first, UKIP not too far behind.

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    P l e b says:

    George Osborne’s attitude to the charge of ignoring the standard he set for himself makes stronger a belief that trust, integrity and accountability is lacking in this government.
    Those three qualities are also lacking across much of the infrastructure that holds the UK together, banks, the NHS and the food industry.
    Most of the powerful individuals involved are probably Tory supporting, Tory voters or Tory donors. There does seem to be a culture within Tory ideology that puts self-interest and greed first and foremost and where integrity, trust and accountability are put to one side to further those aims. That is alongside the fact that there are good and trustworthy people who support the Tory party and who vote Tory.

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    Big Momma says:

    “complainant” (singular)? I suspect Hughes has made it worse as as he is either ignorant of the extent of this scandal, or his English is faulty.
    Whichever, he is useless at damage limitation.

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    Buy Gold, Buy Commodities. Sell Sterling says:

    Doesn’t matter who was in power. All governments inflate their way out of debt.

    The wise Virgin would not be moaning about this natural phenomenon but instead be making a profit out of it.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Why haven’t I won an Oscar yet? I saved the world.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Not many put weight on after they’re dead

  156. 156
    Gordon Broon says:

    I saved the world

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Jimmy’s put weight on in Hell.

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    Nutter Watch says:

    You are a nutter. Anyone who thought that Osborne or any chancellor of any political party would cut back on the NHS (which rightly needs to be done) to save money rather than create inflation in order to reduce debt is a nutter.

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    SP4BS says:

    Boris seems to get a fair bit of shit in that article too. If anything, more than Yeo.

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    Henry Brubaker says:

    Thats actuallyu a funny one for once.

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    Labour nonces protected by Operation Ore 100 year blackout says:

    We’ve shagged loads of kids. None gave consent.

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    Tim Farton says:

    Erm.. that’s not me in the DM photo.. I knew nothing.. I know nothing.

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    JabbaTheCat says:

    “Bit of an oxymoron there, Plato.”


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    It's not the done thing in Yellow world says:

    What is so unsettling for the LibDems is that one of their own men was tapping up women and not lifting the shirts of other men.

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    Anonymous says:

    Topless women demonstrating against Berlusconi at polling station; might this catch on in Eastleigh?


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    Gordon Broon says:

    I got rid of boom and bust

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    Rambling Sid Rumpole says:

    They both have as their degrees Modern History, not a sign of economics education, so you can assume that they were both front men, backed by a bunch of “advisers” , as often pointed out Brown’s chief economic adviser was Teddy Balls, so who are Gideon’s advisers.

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    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    FTSE up 44 points.

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    BBC - Labour Says, Labour Says says:

    We are the rumour mill of the UK and exist on biased anecdotal evidence (and Reuters).

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    VINCE CABLE says:

    I would like to thank the modd dept for once again deleting most of my posts
    Before you set of tossers came along , this used to be a really good blog

    Now it’s just cheap advertising for the Murkdochs

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    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    Brown sanctioned 110% mortgages. What could possibly have gone wrong with that?

  172. 172
    Thompson of the BBC says:

    Hey don’t forget us and our great friend Jimmy Savile. We looked after him for years.

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    VINCE CABLE says:

    Breaking news

    Women with small tits protest against a man with a small cock !

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    JabbaTheCat says:

    As usual, the Hughes fence post has a snug fit up his ass…

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    Dis United - says:

    Today was a good day to bury bad news, so we apologised for stopping black workers working the busses in the 60’s. We need more black gangsta comrades.

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    Cut-me-own-throat Dibbler says:

    Well we would be paying a shite load more for our gas, electric, water etc if the useless state (the same crap state that gave outrageous subsidies to wind turbine companies that forced up energy bills) was running these services. Look at the appalling way they run the NHS, schools and the tax system. Look at the way our politicians behave and think are they really the best people to run all our important services? If they are we are well fooked.

  177. 177
    Ah! Monika says:

    Y From memory, this your first first ?

  178. 178
    Ah! Monika says:

    Wii Rennard take Clegg down with him? :)

  179. 179
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    So now when the LibDems are in town you have to lock up your daughters instead of your sons ;-)

  180. 180
    Clegg says:

    I’m a bigger tit than them.

  181. 181
    Rambling Sid Rumpole says:

    These one party states excist there is no doubt but in so called democracies the elites find that very often elections are an inconvience and an annoyance while they strive manfully to do their best for their backers and fiddle expenses. Folks are losing interest in politics because they see nobody in power is listening to them.

  182. 182
    Fluffy Thoughts says:

    Clegg is a classic sociopath: no conscience, pathologically dishonest, totally narcissistic and only concerned with himself and his political career.

    That description could be applied to Dr “Sven Hassel” Palmer (xMP). Just pay your taxes for their dachas and flats….

  183. 183
    Anon says:

    Clegg is already down. He’s a dead man walking.

  184. 184
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    It gives new meaning to “the touchy feely party”

  185. 185
    Old Blue Eyes says:

    Are you John Prescott in disguise?

  186. 186
    Nigel Farage (thats faridge) says:

    We will need some real tits

  187. 187
    Nigel Farage (thats faridge) says:

    Not really weird anymore?

  188. 188

    This must be a fake – it is far to close to being funny to be an original

  189. 189
    Nigel Farage (thats faridge) says:

    Pull that wire bro’

  190. 190
    WVM says:

    For once Rich, very good :)

  191. 191
    this morning.tv says:

    He is now Holy willabooby is on his case (not forgetting the Witchfinder General himself von.Scofeld)

  192. 192
    politics askew says:

    I though it was Elton John…

  193. 193
    politics askew says:


  194. 194
    Fishy says:

    In the reign of the Great Imbecile it fell to 1.03

  195. 195
    Fishy says:

    They’re also accusing the Lib Dems of a cover up.

    Now just how did they handle that Savile story after it broke?

  196. 196
    Fishy says:

    I suppose that’s it’s a Lib Dem / Lefty measure of the fact that she ran downstairs crying ‘I’m a victim’ and wimmins rights, wimmins rights.

    If she was a really ‘empowered’ woman – she’d have kicked him in the knackers and told the old sweaty twat to fuck off.

  197. 197
    GoBalls says:

    I never thought I’d see the day when a Liberal messes about with members of the opposite sex. What is the world coming to?

  198. 198
    Rufus Stone says:

    (Sigh…) Yes Gordon, & I’d have liked to save my pension.

  199. 199
    Rufus Stone says:

    Yes Vince, it is you & it is shit.

  200. 200
    Nudger says:

    Simon Hughes has been shagged so many times his arse needs a rebore.

  201. 201
    Old England says:


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