Having flown in from Spain last night to make the Rennard crisis worse, Nick Clegg has done a runner. Guido just spoke to the LibDem press office who said he had got on a flight at Heathrow. They did not know, or were not saying, where he is going, but it was not mentioned in the timetable briefed to the lobby this morning.
Where’s Wally?
UPDATE:
Hearing Nick Clegg has flown to Amsterdam to meet the Dutch PM Marc Rutte—
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?
Brickin it.
Off on a job interview.
We like you Mr Clegg, we like the way you apologise for everything.
You’re just what we need.
When can you start?
Turned out nice again. Huskies being treated for sunstroke.
Clearly there is nothing wrong with sexual harassment in Cleggy’s mind.
He’s more bothered about getting his way on AV to be concerned about “trivial” issues of some bint getting touched up.
Isnt that right Cleggy me boy.
You just haven’t got the understanding of what is right or wrong.
Rutting season’s early this year.
Voters of Eastleigh take note …
He’s lining up a new job in the EU.
Starting date – some time very soon.
It’s time for a follow up to this:
No jokes about putting fingers in dykes.
…or Dutch Caps!
I’m angry.
I’m angry.
I’m so so angry.
There’s no easy way to say Nick Clegg is very angry.
is he following Leon Britten’s example?……when in a spot of bother, bugger off to Europe?
…or look for a red herring. The BBC’s article by Nick Robinson, ‘Sex claims – who knew what?’ For a moment, I thought it was about Savile. Silly me.
well said.
COMRADE CLEGG IS MOVING OUT OF THE COUNTRY UNTIL PRESS REGULATION COMES IN! KEEP QUIET ABOUT THE RENNARD SCANDAL (OR ELSE)…
Off to suck Van Rompey’s cock.
NO EXTRA RATION OF TURNIP VODKA FOR YOU! OFF TO THE GULAGS! ARBEIT MACHT FREI!
If Rennard’s advances had been successful what then is the difference between him and Ed Ball’s leg up given to Yvette Cooper or John Major on Edwina Currie.
Sounds like lib dem birds are just frigid
Being a repulsive fat git never harmed my chances of shagging a secretary either.
I’m on my way to Brussels, Guido
I have a long-standing agreement with the European Commission
When things get to sh*tty in the UK, I move in Brussels…
he has gone to receive new orders – he is a fifth columnist – selling everyone out
I am off to North Korea where they will fully appreciate me.
Where is Mandelbum ?
I think he may be having a word.
Likely a ‘family emergency’ has just happened.
He is a fifth columnist, but more likely a double agent. Does sound like he has been recalled by his handler.
Oi !
Tax free, natch. Chin chin!
He is off to Brussels to ask his paymasters for a different job. Either that or he is off to one of his billionaire banker families castles.
Quissling little Euro traitor.
Hang the bastard!
Not another by-election? So soon!
Actually he is off to his Dad’s Chateau in France…
He’s quite right
Britain is no longer worth any effort…
I think we’ve got a very clear message, a loud and clear message that Britain cannot let up in dealing with its debts, dealing with its problems, cannot let up in making sure that Britain can pay its way in the world.
As supposedly the 2IC of the country…… shouldn’t his whereabouts be pretty much known at all times?
Sir Jeremy Heywood, soon to be Lord Heywood of Morgan Stanley and Big Bucks, is second in command in Britain….
Thanks, who is no 1 then? i don’t have a clue i fear.
There are 3 number ones.
Van Rompuy
Barosso
Schulz
Take that, Red Barosso.
Skulkin somewhere, he should be proud, it’s not a homosexual problem it’s something I didn’t think would ever happen in the Libcrap party a heterosexual problem must be a first, high 5, it will go into political history,.
Phew. For a moment there I thought you were bored with the Rennard thing.
First
No. We’re fine with the Rennard ‘thing’, as you call it.
We’re just bored with you.
The Prime Minister is pleased to announce that he has appointed Mr Nick Clegg a Life Peer
Mr Clegg has taken the title of Lord Clegg of Brussels and all things European
Probably gone to Belgium fgor some “Liberal” fun
Cleggy! Cleggy! Cleggy!
Out! Out! Out!
Has gone to regain his Dignitas?
its thought hes gone to identify his spine found in a shallow liberal grave
His ability to make things worse never fails to amaze. The lobby will tear him apart.
I cannot tell you were he is going, but I can tell you it is via Diago Garcia
He’s in some garage somewhere with the hose connected to the exhaust…
If only
I shall be on top now.
Give us a kiss
I’ll give you a ring tonight
You’ll never find me…. you b&^$£ards!
George Galloway giving racism a bit of a bash. The cowardly toe-rag !!
http://bit.ly/13kIWna
It’s a calamity (yet again!)
run off with the cardinal i think
Off to the ‘dam for some super skunk
I knew he was in on it, but what could I do.
You could write an article on it for the Rag and earn more money, luv.
Orff to Brussels, to ask them to intervene, and take competency.
Can we ensure that he’s not allowed back……..
Here you Go Guido. Put ur Meeja hat on.
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Can you reverse the charges?
That’s a Huhne dream,
Only if you want to speak to Vicky Pryce!
“Press Office deals with media queries only”
You should be quids in then Guido.
It is unclear where to find Spanish Practices out of hours ( as they say ) … Cleggie is more puthy whipped this evening than usual … go, man, go …
The BBC are doing their bit for their lefty bum chums today. Radio 5 has hardly mentioned it other than the vile Nicky Campbell talking about groping.
This is NOT a story about groping it’s about Clegg’s leadership and the trustworthiness of the Limp Dims. The BBC are shitting themselves that the Tories or even worse UKIP might win the by-election
Even Victoria Derbyshire just wanked on about “Tory cuts” again today.
Tory “cuts” haven’t affected her ability to fly to Salford daily.
Nor is she conerned about the extra CO2 emissions from the flight.
A typical BBC hypocrite
It amazes me how much people “wank” on about Tory cuts, even though government spending is increasing.
It’s only the left who are going on about that, and confusing welfare transfers with new taxes.
You are likely watching a little too much BBC.
In future please redact all BBC personnel names from your comments.
To save money, the Lib Dem Party and the Roman Catholic Church so that Lord Rennad and Cardinal O’Brien can be investigated at the same time
Clegg showing us his best side again.
http://fxbites.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/a-touching-apology.html
Look what is all the fuss about. I’ve just nipped out for a pint of New Zealand gold top
He’s buggered off. It’s the right thing to do.
Perhaps he didn’t fancy explaining what the redacted charge in this report was all about? This looks set to get much worse: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/liberaldemocrats/9892394/Revealed-what-Cleggs-top-aide-knew-about-Lord-Rennard.html
Must be an awful lot of lib dem sqeaky bums this fine day.
Will career politician Swinson sacrifice her future and take one for the team? Or will she decide her career is more important than Clegg’s ass?
With party members (including at least one MP) calling for his resignation, Clegg has fled to Europe looking for a cushy, highly paid job amongst his friends.
It’s looking possible that he could be out within a month.
Room for me then.
Ha, ha, ha, Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Has leading Lib Dem feminist and “champion of womens rights” Jo Swinson MP resigned yet over her part in the cover up?
What does Equalities Minister Lynne Featherstone think about it all?
Yes I am at Heathrow. I’m not flying anywhere though, I just like to knock one out watching all those immigrants entering Britain.
The blacker it gets, the more he likes it.
Can you have a penis extension on the NHS?
Yes, it’s a simple operation, we only had a 99% death rate when I was in charge. Shall book you in?
Resign Burnham.
Flown off to the Vatican – he’s heard there’s a vacancy where his dual talents for evasion and apologising could prove very useful in the coming months.
The Rennard Buffuna is the car for the social democrats of today.
The Buffuna comfortably seats 5, which is handy as the entire Liberal Democrat 2015 elected MPs can travel to Westminster together. Very Green!
The Rennard Buffuna comes with full expensive climate control that does nothing. Automatic wishy-washy wipers; drip beams, central lacking, fully expiring seats, new technology INFLUENCE steering, instead of the more traditional power steering, handbrake U-turn control, and with the hatchback open, there’s plenty of room for a quick up the dress fondle in a lay-by.
The Rennard Buffuna comes in shades of “Yellow Peril, Cowardy Custard, Boring Beige, Straw man, Lemons and ‘would you like to Buff this, Miss-t?”
The Rennard Buffuna: The car of yesteryear, today!
Perfect for the politically aware young lady.
Only £7,000 {+ Vat/ political donation, + EU bung total price = £28,000 or speak with the chief dealer who can probably ‘ come to some sort of accommodation?’}
I used to drive a Mitsubishi Charisma but that was a long time ago
I used to dr1ve a Mitsubishi Charisma but that was a long time ago
Very good Bill -
He’s just trying to move his Chinese New Year leftovers…
He was in First Class, but that got downgraded as well
Reblogged this on A Riverside View.
Will his Cardinalship get a huge payoff?
Buggered if I know.
Buggered if you don’t.
When it’s spring again
I’ll bring again
Tulips from Amsterdam
Gone for a job interview?
Seriously what’s so ‘beyond the pale’ about these views?
UKIP are a bit calmer.
The problem with this party is the ‘nationalism’ bit.
Incidentally, this lot are bouncing back a bit as they are being funded by the EU now. (As are most of the other extreme parties across the Eurozone)
Clegg, Rennard, that Catholic bloke that Guido dare not mention.
These must all be exposed 24/7, we must have openness, clarity and above all the truth.
Nothing must be redacted by any of them, that would be hypocrisy.
I don’t think there is anything strange about a man who is loyal to Holland going to see the Dutch Prime Minister instead of facing the British public
Was Lynne Featherstone or any other current LimpDump Fembots vetted by Rennard?
and in what position?
Woof Woof
Oh for the love of Christ, can’t a bloke swan off to Amsterdam for a little 420 now and then without everyone thinking it’s to do with avoiding having to deal with stories about a fat lecherous peer?
#NickClegg must wish that the #LDs had copied the #BBC’s #Saville example & redacted all emails, tweets and letters @ #Rennardgate.
With a bit of luck UKIP’s new Border Controllers will stop the fucker coming back on Friday.
Nick — come back at once — don’t leave Gideon ‘n me holding this stinking economic baby all on our own!
Rennard deserves a medal, no body else can face groping let alone screwing all those PPC Libdum Sapphics
!talian polls close at 14:00 GMT : So far voter turnout looks to be about 2-3% less than that in 2008.
A bit of brown nosing in Brussels is the default defence mode for Clegg, he must assay to curry and keep favour at the court of Emperor Barroso – albeit in the seraglio.
Flown to Amsterdam ON US of course!!
he is reporting to his Bilderberg masters http://www.amazon.co.uk/Bilderberg-Conspiracy-H-Paul-Jeffers/dp/0806531150/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1361799331&sr=1-1
Is he eligible to be a Dutch MP?
Where’s Lord Oakeshott? Can’t he think of another reason to have a pop at the tories?
Perhaps the craving got the better of him and he needed a hit of something stronger than nicotine.
Whats a fat ugly fella supposed to do to get a bit of Legover.
Cut Rennard some slack.
Flown in from Spain … the drama of it ! In the coffee bars its being said that Mrs Cleggie is leaning on Cleggie to quit … he’s even more puthy whipped than usual ! Pwick .
I am no betting man but I’d stake my Ikea horse balls on the deputy PM being gone by the next conference season. But who would the LibDems choose next?
He blocked the boundary reorganisation because he’d lose his seat in Sheffield. He’s waffled on about the C4 news broadcast on Rennard … and now done what all failing/failed Westminster politicos do: run to Europe. He’ll be in Brussels before you know it … on the gravy train. Nick Clegg … Ahhh, Bisto. Goes well with or without balls.
Did Rennard “vet” Clegg for the leadership position and what is the leadership position?
He’s off to record a special Stars in their Eyes politics edition.
‘Tonight Matthew, I’m going to be Peter Cetera singing The Glory of Love’. I am a man who will fight for your honor. Now ‘zen, now ‘zen.